The Real HouseMATES of New York

The Real HouseMATES of New York

Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.

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September 29, 2025 69 mins

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"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12
Over it

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02
Thank god our ladies are BACK! 


Timestamps

INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:16:46

MENTION IT ALL - 00:16:46 - 00:23:33

RHOC - 00:23:33 - 00:40:40

RHOSLC - 00:40:40 - 01:05:38

OUTRO - 01:05:38 - END

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"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7

We stan Katie, say what you want. 

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21

MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53

RHOC: 00:21:53 - 00:46:26

F***MARRYKILL: 00:46:26 - END

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"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05

We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as excited as we are to be back!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 5
So... about Gretchen.. 


INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:14

MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:14 - 00:21:51

RHOC: 00:21...

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"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04

HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back in 3 weeks! Until then, enjoy this episode! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 Reunion Part 3
Stacey.. Stacey.. at this point is TJ really lying? 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14...

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"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03

Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we have been going through some things personally which took us away from the podcast. There will be a few more changes to come, please bare with us, but we are fully commited to bein...

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"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11
The bonding exercises need to stop. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09
Important topics, boring show. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E08
Mia, go away. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E02
YES DORIT! And we love Boz! 

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"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06

Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2
Shannon WON.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E09
If you were Lisa, would you fly coach?

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E07
THIS NEEDS TO...

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"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17
A fitting end to a good season. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07
Ok, Bronwyn has won us over. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E05
SNORE

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E04
Who doesn't love a bunk bed?

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"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03

Make sure your voice is heard and go vote! 
Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E16:
We get it, Tamara and Heather are the mean girls.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E06:
Mob Wives Anniversary party

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"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14
Boat rides and selfishness.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04
Curling, beer caves, regal beer and drag shows.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E02
Scientology and Bitcoin .. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E01
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"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13
We are DONE Alexis! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03
Ali-ba-ba

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E01
RHONY is back! 

TIMESTAMPS
INTRO
00:00:00 - 00:05:04
MENTION IT ALL
00:05:58 - 00:09:56
RHOC - 00:09:56 - 00:26:2...

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"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12
Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02
Ropes on ropes on ropes. 

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:05:58
MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:58 - 00:21:01
RHOC - 00:21:01 - 00:42:43
RHOSLC - 00:42:43 - ...

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"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01

MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:
Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E01:
What a premiere! This gave everything and we need MORE.

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:10:3...

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"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10

Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08
Forest therapy, biscuits, and John Janssen.

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:52
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:52 - 00:28:34
RHOC: 00:28:34 - 00:57:25
F*MARRYKIL...

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"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:
Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10
MENTION IT ALL - 00:07:10 - 00:20:54
RHOC - 00:20:54 - 00:42:05
F*MARRYKILL - 00:42:05 - END

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"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06

We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fully caught up so the recap might be a bit all over the place, but Robert finishes it up well! 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E14:
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"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11:
It is almost over! 

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03:
Definitely a single white female situation.

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:21 - 00:15:49
RHONJ: 00:15:49 - 00:36:51
RHOC: 00:36:51 - 01:01:59
F*MARRYKILL: 01:01:59 - END

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"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10:
To say we are bored is an understatement.

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02:
Is Jen the new Gina?

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:12:32
MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:32 - 00:22:00
RHONJ: 00:22:00 - 00:41:46
RHOC: 00:41:46 - 01:09:37
F*MARRYKILL: 01:09:37 - END

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"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09:
Why are we still watching this again?

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01:
Shannon's DUI, Alexis is dating John, Heather has a new house, and Jen is getting evicted?! 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 - 00:19:29
RHONJ: ...

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"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08

Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08:
DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face.

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:28 - 00:27:36
RHONJ: 00:27:36 - 00:53:02
F*MARRYKILL: 00:53:02 - END

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