The real Oregon Trail Generation

It's time to pull out the Martin&Co. acoustic and play a sad country song for the unluckiest generation in modern history...Millennials. I know, I know, it sounds like typical soft Millennials whining as usual. But there's a reason we've been screamin' and a-hollerin' this whole time. Now, take a listen to this here tale of woe.

The trail was long, so we're still relaxing by the campfire with our FanFic loving friend. This episode is definitely somewhere up the Citrus Scale but we hope you'll not be triggered. Enjoy!

It's been a long time...since I left you...without a dope beat to step to. We got a little lost on the way but we finally made it to camp and we're going to smoke the peace pipe with our Oregon Trail traveler. Follow us through the forests and the fires of a FanFic fellowship with a fair fanatic of fantastical formulation and free forums.

The campfire is still roarin', so we're gonna keep the chatter goin'. Hang out for another episode as we rattle on about our childhood and how the next generation stays connected to their social circle/development. Hopefully, we don't sound too much like old fogies.

The trail looks a little rough up ahead, so we're going to block up the wagon wheels and stoke the fire with another fireside chat. This time we're chewing the fat about how we became the social beings we are today. So, dust off your childhood trauma and hope that your game of M.A.S.H. lands on "M", as we look back at each of us drudged through our socialization journey as kids.

Keep passing the flask and don't park on the grass, as we wrap up our fireside chat swapping stories about the horror film world. Keep close to the campfire 'cuz you never know what deformed and possessed creatures are lurking in the dark. Hope y'all enjoy this lively gathering of libations and gabbing.

Did you hear the one about the 80s standup comedian? Well, you will in this one because we're wrangling up all the old comedic gunslingers from the 80s in this episode. Of course, it'll include our usual rants about the topic as our ADD takes over but we hope you enjoy it anyway. So, put your back against that brick wall and step up to the mic as we travel back to the heyday of comedians.

Is this thing still on? We're glad y'all stuck around for the headliner as we wrap up this discussion about 80s comics. Now, hold onto your saddle and roll the sleeves up on your sports jacket as we ride off into the comedic sunset.

Well, there was so much love we had for the 90s one hit wonders that we had to go another round. Take a stroll with us as we continue our trail through the pastures of long-lost, Billboard chart toppers. I mean, who can forget the likes of Timmy T and Gina G...other than everyone?

Well, saddle up on your bed and wrangle up a gaming controller, 'cause it's another video game hootenanny (industry edition). This time around, we're looking at the gaming world from 10,000 ft., industrial view. So check your gamer magazine for the right cheat code and slap on that Power Glove while ride on down the video game trail.

Well, howdy. It's been a long time since you've seen us around these parts, but we're back with a new episode about fatherhood. Lace up your infant carry harness and mozy on over to a generational discussion about being an elder Millennial father, our parents perspective in the 1980s, and whether or not the next generation is as soft as the previous generation claims it is (just like their parents before them).

So, we yammered on so much about fatherhood that we had to split it into two episodes, as to not lose our ADD-ridden fanbase. We hope you enjoy it enough to send your parent a loving text and hope even more that it doesn't turn into a political argument, somehow.