In Depp(th), with Scotch and Teddy

As Johnny Depp uses his defamation court case against his ex-wife, Amber Heard, to promote his band, The Hollywood Vampires, and his cinematic catalog, Axel Rose continues to look more and more like Danny Devito's Mama, after she got thrown from the train. Teddy's Hebrew sensibilities get saucy, with a debate about au jus. Mike Tyson gets punchy when he got poked by a dip. A boy, born with two penises, gets handed a blueprint for eternal disappointment, as Scotch gives a compelling argument for the practice of punching people in the face, to help with character development.

Listen up, limp-sticks!