The Rewriter's Room

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we expend our light saber budget to give General Grievous six more light sabers, Alex needs to practice his table manners, and we go head to head with the Scented Menace. So pull up a chair and have a seat because Graham has an insane spiel about crucibles.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham folds under the pressure of his peers, Alex's band definitely doesn't suck and the bloody Battle of the Notes rages on. So pull up a chair and put out your match because this is a no self immolation zone. 

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham continues to not understand the difference between a republic and an empire, there are a ton of spoilers (try and guess what, when and why), and Dexter Jettster gives a play by play of out shenanigans. So pull up a couch and have a seat, because it's casting time with Sam Jackson.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Anakin makes some questionable investments and wont shut up about it, Alex makes us all delicious Palpatinis, and we decide to write good characters. So pull up chair and have a seat, because Darth Carnate is coming back again and again and again.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room none of us remember what we were going to talk about today and it shows, Quiblorp is welcomed into the herd, and Jar Jarmusch redefines the tone of Star Wars for good. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because we can't figure out what to call one of those things in the ground... you know... an inverse tower.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we discus focusing out entire trilogy on everyone's favorite character; Shmi,  Anakin struts the runway, and reveals his deep seeded sexual attraction to pickles. So pull up a chair and feel shame, because the bible already did it.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham experiences deep crushing humiliation, teenage Han Solo falls in love with 9 year old Leia, and we wonder why it is that everyone who married Bale Organa is sad. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it turns out that Obi-Wan has a whole litany of names that he hasn't been called in a while.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room the house is quite visible, we draw inspiration form the novelization of Finding Nemo, and we ruminate on how to depict galactic scale douchebaggery. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it's time to learn about the clones and the bees.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we know what you really want to hear about; body dandruff, the Death Star is missing one incredible feature; spinning light sabers, and lasers really are best used for poking. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because you're not gonna believe this shit without hearing it for yourself.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we offer a crash course in how to be a sexy long haired pilot (maybe crash isn't the best word to use), Anakin and Obi-Wan throw a wild naked part with all of the other aristocrats, and we decide to replace all of the good scenes were not qualified to write with title cards. So pull up a chair and have a seat because we're starting to not suck at this.

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In today's bonus episode of The Rewriter's Room we celebrate 10 episode by trashing Kathleen Kennedy, Palpatine shoots jam and it somehow becomes a child, and the only good behind the scenes documentaries are w/ Bob and David and Frozen 2. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Nicole Kidman is about to change the game.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there's something fishy happening on Kamino but we need to put a little more flaky meat on that story line because it's a little fin, Ackbar flounders on what to do since he feels so gillty about the assassination even though he manages to sway opinion with all of his trout. So pull up a crate and have a seat because we're finally all on the same boat.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room get ready for bad improv and worse puns, freaky space monsters run awry, and  a city gets banged into rubble. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because it's good for friends to touch crystal tips.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Dr. Rev. Ackbar finally meets our heroes and loses his shirt in the process, we figure out what Yoda has been up to this whole time (we kinda forgot to put him in the movie), and Graham schools his co-hosts on what a panel van is. So pull up a chair, sit the F**k down and listen to our thing.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we learn the value of all manner of war time contributions; from te unflappable general to the noble cuck, amazing sci-fi names come to us from the ether, and we, at long last, are granted the opportunity to hear what Jar Jar Binks would sound like on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because this is another super duper episode of The Rewri...

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there will be a brief grahammar lesson which is frankly boring as hell, We discuss the ethical implications of the possibility of sentient legs, and now, for a short PSA; sometimes when your kyber hard it's okay to sense yourself. So pull up a chair and have a seat because this podcast will exist forever. 

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In today's milquetoast episode of The Rewriter's Room the goddamn sound board finally breaks, we contemplate how Dr. Lector might face off with Willy Wonka, and I'd love to tell you more, but all good things to those who wait. So pull up a chair, have a seat and get waiting.

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we grapple with the concept of romance as we load up our love darts into a Lockheed Martin missile and fire them straight for Alderaan, and we meet some new friends in freedom jail. So pull up a chair, sit down and for the for the love of god don't look up smooth Yoda.

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In today's episode of the Rewriter's a crowd of women confront some damn cafeteria bullies while Anakin flirt, we enjoy making this podcast for the first time, and Anakin and Obi-Wan open themselves up for some bro time and self discovery in a glitter cave. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Graham has the soundboard now!

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