In this whiskey-fueled expedition into the unknown, we stomp into the thick woods of conspiracy to hunt for one of Earth’s most legendary—and controversial—cryptids: Bigfoot.
Is he a lost primate species, an alien scout, or just a meth head in a ghillie suit? From blurry VHS sightings to interdimensional portals, the RBM boys take off the flannel, put on their tinfoil hats, and go full Squatch mode. We dig into the footprints, shaky cams, suspicious hair samples, and the 10,000+ reports that somehow still haven’t convinced David or Joey that Bigfoot’s real. But Chris? Oh, he believes. And he brought charts.
What We’re Covering in This Episode:
🦶 Trail Cam Trauma – Why are all Bigfoot videos filmed on a toaster from 1996?
🌲 The Missing 411 – Thousands vanish in national forests… coincidence or Squatch snack time?
🧬 Hair Samples & Government Denials – From bears to “unknown primates,” what is science hiding?
👣 The Patterson-Gimlin Film – Legendary footage or a Halloween prank gone viral?
🛸 Alien Apes & Time Rifts – Is Bigfoot part of a cosmic glitch or the universe's biggest hide-and-seek champ?
🎥 Blurry Evidence – Why is Bigfoot always just out of focus? Maybe he is blurry.
🐔 Chicken Feed Crimes – A nine-foot ape broke into a barn and ate 50 lbs of chicken chow. Missouri is not okay.
💩 Bigfoot’s Junk – We ask the real questions: Does Bigfoot have a human dong or a red rocket?
The RBM crew debates blurry videos, lost hikers, and the existence of a dick-shy primate with superhuman senses. Joey calls out hoaxes. David wants real evidence. Chris brings the woo-woo and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
Quote of the Episode:
"If one of these 10,000 videos is real, I win. That’s Bigfoot math, baby."
Whether you’re Team Hoax, Team Hairy Homie, or just here for the chaos, this episode is for the curious, the skeptical, and the cryptid-obsessed.
🎧 Hit play, pour a whiskey, and come Squatchen with us.
📲 Follow us on Instagram, X, Facebook, and TikTok.
⭐️ Subscribe on Spotify so you never miss a conspiracy.
👉 Click here to text us your Bigfoot sighting 👈
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com