The Rolls We Made: A 5e Actual Play Podcast

The Rolls We Made: A 5e Actual Play Podcast

The Rolls We Made is a comedic, actual play podcast featuring the Mom Hat comedy team. We are playing Dungeons and Dragons, fifth edition!

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April 2, 2020 103 min

It's the very first episode of The Rolls We Made, a 5th Edition actual play podcast with the Joe-Joe Has Fun comedy team! We meet Salt, Hemlock, and Wren as their final year at Springwillow Academy begins!

On this first episode: Salt troubles her butler and falls in a river, Hemlock does some dentistry then lies to a teacher's face, and Wren eats a bunch of pickles before providing musical accompaniment to the pledge. The...

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What's that? Episode 2!? 

On this weeks episode of The Rolls We Made: Hemlock, Salt, and Wren find themselves in Headmaster Luent's office to receive their food-fight comeuppance, partake in a complicated Home Economics project where they need to make a deadly chicken fricassee, and clean the roof that was trashed.

Then, as they head home, they find Doan once again, in great danger.: a group of terrifying houndlike monste...

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April 6, 2020 91 min

Hey everyone! This is a bonus episode for your ears to enjoy!

Before we ever set foot in the halls of Springwillow Academy, we spent about an hour discussing where our campaign was going to take place and who the player characters were going to be. This is that recording!

Session 0's normally start with far less (we had already chosen on the basic setting of fantasy high school) and end with far more (like choosing ability sc...

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April 10, 2020 91 min

Wren, Hemlock, and Salt wake up in various states of recovery after their battle with the Hounds, Gil, and the mysterious cloaked figure, only for Sheriff Klein to immediately blame them for a tragedy they tried to prevent! When it rains it pours. Also, they advance to level two so I can go a little harder on them. 

The group then hits the street looking for Gil and the Reds, and there's only one place to go: the local FNAF-es...

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April 17, 2020 77 min

The group goes toe-to-toe with Lellard's basement animatronics, Salt finds a valuable clue, Hemlock pulls a "magical" con at the farmer's market, and Wren meets a potential frenemy! The goofs continue on The Rolls We Made!

For the rules savvy, we introduce a mechanic for investigating the game world lifted directly from games like Powered by the Apocalypse, Monster of the Week, or Dungeon World: the investigate a m...

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April 24, 2020 79 min

Wren deals with a ghost, Salt plays dress-up, and Hemlock nearly falls off a three-story building. Then the gang finds the mysterious Clow, which clues them into the location of the insidious Reds gang! Then the whole group enjoys a nice dinner at the Stephens household, and Hemlock makes a shocking discovery!

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May 1, 2020 79 min

 It's the penultimate episode of our first arc! On this episode: Wren fixes a magic car, Hemlock appeals to an angry Delle, and Salt sings a song. Then the group does a sequined montage before heading to the Red's house party and catch Gil in whatever evil act he's trying to pull off. Maybe he's serving sub-par appys?

If you like the show give us a good review and rating on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, or wherever yo...

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May 8, 2020 118 min

It's the final episode of the first arc of The Rolls We Made! On this episode: Hemlock does the splits, Wren punches a guy, and Salt sets someone on fire! Then the gang sneaks into the kitchen lair of Gil and try to stop his dastardly plan! Will they save everyone at the house party, and clear their names, before it's too late!?

If you like the show, give us a nice review and tell your friends! You can contact the show usi...

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May 15, 2020 88 min

It's patch day on The Rolls We Made which means the gang is going to level up, advance their classes, and get some magic items! Wren receives a visit from a friend, Salt takes a hike in the woods, and Hemlock gets his fortune told. Then the group visits Ozzle Notchbrows Book Fair for some magical augmentation! 

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May 22, 2020 58 min

It's the start of our newest adventure! Teenage adventurers Wren, Hemlock, and Salt answer a call to help the Springwillow Academy Scorchball team, but when Springwillow Academy's archrivals, the Springwillow Tech Raptors, show up for a "friendly scrimmage," things go full Bring It On: All or Nothing.

 

You can reach us on Twitter using #rollsweremade, and tell your friends! The more who listen the merrier, and th...

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May 29, 2020 53 min

Goblins Vs. Heroes, a D&D tale as old as time: Wren throws a crown, Hemlock shocks himself, and Salt wonders what happened to all the metal she buried as the gang does battle with a bunch of goblins riding on the back of warbeasts on the Scorchball field! Then the gang suffers a tragedy and tries to regroup. We're rolling initiative on this one everybody!

 

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June 4, 2020 77 min

On this week's episode the gang travels to Springwillow Tech! Hemlock grills Coach Theris, Salt reveals her love of scorchball, and Wren hides in the trash.

If you want to show your support for anything this week, please consider donating to the following charities which support BLM. Thank you. We can win this. 

- Marsha P. Johnson Organization: https://marshap.org/donate/

- The Loveland Foundation: https://thelovelandfound...

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June 12, 2020 55 min

The party is split: Salt is trapped in a goblin cage while Wren and Hemlock go thrift shopping! Then Wren orders breakfast, Hemlock buys some new shoes, and Salt makes a terrifying discovery. Finally, Salt sees the face of the group's true enemy while Jelsen complains about not having food! 

Tweet about the show using #rollsweremade to get in touch with us and tell your friends about us! The whole first arc is available wherev...

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June 18, 2020 85 min

More D&D fun with a split party! Salt takes part in an underground Scorchball game, Wren makes fun of an innocent butler, and Hemlock makes a shocking discovery! Then Salt gets herself in a truly terrifying situation, then calls for help using Ginuwine while Wren "self-medicates" with the weed. It's a pretty wild episode.

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June 26, 2020 77 min

It's a chase sequence across Springwillow! Salt tries to stay alive in the face of a giant, powerful boar while Wren and Hemlock speed through town on a bmx bike with an artifice engine on it. It's a real Ferris Bueller situation in this weeks episode, and also hey, there's music in this one!

If you like the show, the best way to support us is to share us with your friends and give us a good review on whatever podcatch...

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July 3, 2020 82 min

The gang's back together! Wren has a sweet dream, Salt tries to make gifts for everyone, and Hemlock tells the absolute worst lie ever. Then the group realizes that the big game is tonight! They make the decision to go rescue the team and Jelsen from the goblins, and they make a discovery that may very well spell their doom!

We're zeroing in on the end of the Big Game arc!

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July 10, 2020 69 min

It's time for a good old fashioned boss battle. The gang hops into the middle of the cistern, which is filling with water, as the Spectral figure and his fake goblins turn Jelsen into a giant monster. Will Wren, Hemlock, and Salt find a way to survive? Maybe. Probably. I dunno, just listen.

If you want to support us the easiest way to do it is to have people listen to the show. Tell your friends! And give us a good review whil...

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July 17, 2020 77 min

Okay, this time, it's really the second to last episode of the big game arc! Salt names her new friend, Wren suits up, and Hemlock climbs some stairs! Then the group convinces Theris that something strange is afoot as Wren brings the Scorchball to the Hot Zone! It's a Friday Night Lights style adventure on today's episode!

 

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July 24, 2020 56 min

The Big Game comes to a close! Wren lives through a dream, Salt takes charge, and Hemlock takes a leap of faith. Then the group deals with the consequences of all the choices they've made thus far. Will the group survive this final encounter with a huge, tendrily monster?

 

If you like the show, give us a sub on the podcatcher of your choice, and hey tell your friends about us and make them listen also! you can get in touch w...

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July 31, 2020 76 min

It's Patch Day! That's right, intermission and level up time! The Big Game is over, and it's time for a bit of a breather for Wren, Hemlock, and Salt, meaning they get to visit Ozzle Notchbrow's book fair for some new magic items, grill a former enemy about what happened, and then join an after school club because why not!?

 

Also Ginuwine does the opening this episode. Enjoy!

 

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