July 7, 2025 • 74 mins
We're getting hot and fresh again, this time we're back to where the podcast started, and we've written songs about Jurassic World: Rebirth. SPOILERS AHEAD!
Two new songs: "One More Island" and "Eat the Rich"
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(00:17):
Hello,hello and welcome to the Royds
Revue Podcast.
I'm Rob.
And we are back.
And we're getting hotand fresh and eaten by dinosaurs
because we're talkingJurassic World Rebirth.
Andy,you're looking pretty good.
(00:37):
You look good.
Thicc baby boy.
How you doing?
Yeah, that makes sense.
I made everyone uncomfortable.
The listeners are uncomfortable.
I can see themdropping off in real time.
Incredible.
Yeah. Let's see.
Incredibleedible egg right there. No.
(01:09):
We did our first.
Our first ever hotand fresh was Jurassic World
Dominion,which I actually went back
and rewatched before goingand seeing this bed.
I watched it at work.
I watched the extended versiontwo hours and 40 minutes of,
I believe the Italianscall it a garbage yo.
(01:33):
Yeah,that's the extended version.
The theatrical cut is two hours.
16 oh, two hours 26 I'm sorry.
I couldn't tell youif I'm being totally honest.
That's the last thingthat movie needed.
(02:01):
Yes. And it's objectively great.
Yeah, I agree.
I think that was very well said.
You're welcome.
(02:21):
Andy.
Jurassic worldis a totally watchable movie.
The first one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
(02:47):
It does follow suit.
That's a great way to put it.
My theaterexperience was interesting.
It was a good amount of peoplein there,
(03:10):
a large amount of children.
I went on Wednesday night,I went to the 6 p.m.
showing, and I was surprisedat the amount of children
that were there.
I actually got a big laughbecause while we were
waiting on line for popcorn,there was a mother
and her son walking in.
The kid was maybe about 5or 6 years old, and there was
a big Lilo and Stitch cut outand the kid
(03:31):
goes, we're going to see stitch.
And the mom's like, no, we'regoing to see Jurassic Park.
And I'm like,that kid's going to cry.
If he thinks he'sgoing to see Lilo and Stitch
and he's going to see JurassicPark, he's in for a rude
awakening.
At 5 or 6, maybe, maybe, maybe.
(03:52):
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
There was a group.
There was a number of kidswho were a little too
young for this movie in their.
No, in fact.
There was one scenewhere I thought to myself,
(04:13):
were they cutting downthe violence,
or is it a budget thing?
Well, we'll talk about it.
That is true.
(04:39):
Now, did you go alone, loser!Got him.
Oh, no. Andy! I'm sorry.
(05:57):
Three.
Three.
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One more island to explore.
I don't want my dinosaur.
Whatever for public health.
But please let them go.
Extinct.
One more island to explore.
(59:45):
We get so quiet.
This noise is so fun.
Big boys play some more.
Let's let them go.
Extinct.
These are.
And dinosaurs of France to God.
(01:00:07):
These things are so different.
Except when they're not.
Really? Me?
You. Be.
(01:00:28):
With me.
Horrible idea to interrupt.
One more time.
I wanna fuck you.
Yeah.
This father was not thefirst one for helping me think.
(01:00:48):
One more island.
One more jump.
Mercenaries.
One day, Bob,you get eaten with us up.
What if they go extinct?
These are indinosaurs of France.
(01:01:11):
To God.
These things are so different.
Except when they're not.
One more island to explore.
So who, I guess was a sub.
I'm watching the gnomesand I'm bored.
(01:01:35):
Arctic blast.
Stinks. And.
(01:02:00):
That was my songcalled One More Island.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I think this movie stinks.
Well, let's.
Yeah. So.
Yeah, I was at the publicsite of dinosaurs.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm kind of tired of thesemovies.
I'm just being.
I'm being honest.
(01:02:22):
Yeah.
The next time we hang out,I will redeem myself.
Thomas? Then who?
Oh, will be eaten by a dinosaur.
Oh, my word.
Dilophosaurus. There were lot.
There was a Dilophosaurusin this movie.
(01:02:42):
No, it was eaten.
The dead something.
Yeah.
Regardless.
Andy, tell us about your song.
Eat. Richie Rich.
(01:03:10):
That's.
That's typicallywhat songwriting is.
Andy.
I'm. I'm jesting.
Well, okay.
(01:03:37):
Yeah.
I don't need a b-plot.
(01:04:02):
Yeah.
(01:04:51):
15 people show up on an islandof unspeakable
horrors and dinosaurs.
Imagine how.
Many of them make it. Out.
Well, you'd be surprisedthat it is 12.
Wouldn't you. Be like. Well.
(01:05:12):
That wasn't really that bad.
Almost all of us made it outwithout a scratch.
What I didn't like was the.
Message that we should feedBig Pharma to a mutant dinosaur.
(01:05:37):
Eat the rich.
Literally.
That's pretty good.
It's a little.
On the nose,but it's pretty good.
Should we keep itfor us and make a billion?
We give it to alland save millions.
(01:06:00):
We keep itfor us to make a billion.
Should we give it to all?
Let's saywe will keep on making. The
theirfilms the whole world. See.
And we keep on making thesetheir films the whole world.
(01:06:21):
See. What I did like,what's the message
that we should see?
Big Pharma to a dinosaur.
And the rich one who will be.
(01:06:42):
Let's puthim one proposal that he.
Like I said, I.
(01:07:29):
Like and I.
Like I, I see.
I thought that was really cool.
(01:07:50):
That solo was rock and roll.
Yeah.
Skateboards. Ooh!That is a pretty cool story.
(01:08:39):
Nice.
Yeah.
(01:09:01):
About that.
I can't see no,because I've never heard anybody
say nice things about FallenKingdom or dominion.
(01:09:24):
Those are the.
I guess that.
Yes, but I don't thinkthey're going to age.
Well, like,I don't think there's going
to be people who get olderand they go, oh, I really
like that movie, actually.
I liked,I liked hook when I was a kid.
(01:09:45):
Now, I think that's one of thoseboring movies
I've ever seen in my life.
It's so boring.
But no, I mean.
I don't know, but I guess.
It's just a good sceneand a long, boring movie.
(01:10:09):
Yeah.
Lookie, lookie, I've got hooky.
This it is.
I did like the popcorn bucket.
It was a big velociraptor head.
(01:10:30):
And there are no velociraptorsin this movie.
Not a single raptor.
Yeah,and it was hurting from it.
Could.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Andy.
You blood spurting out.
(01:10:57):
Good for you, man.
I want to watch it.
I don't know if I want to gokeep spending money
in the theaters to see these.
Yeah, I know, but I'm hopingwe can start doing better movies
around this time of yearinstead of covering
these fucking Jurassic Worldschlock fests.
Because, like,this podcast could not have been
very fun to listen toas we sat there just shitting
(01:11:19):
on this movie for an hour.
That's fair.
That's true.
(01:11:39):
Yeah, we have another hotand fresh next week.
Hopefully that one's better.
But this coming Monday,we also have Fantastic Four
coming out from 2005.
And tune in to this past week'sepisode of Superman two, 1981.
(01:12:35):
You go to Instagram.
You go to TikTok.
You go to YouTube,you go to Reddit.
You type in the Royds band.
There we are, there we be.
Interact with usand you'll see, will respond.
Request to movieto adapt to doo doo doo dee.
But yeah,we want to hear from you.
Wherever you're listening to us,give us a five star
rating and Revue.
If you're watching on YouTube,leave a comment down below.
(01:12:55):
Like subscribe.
Hit that bell.
Whatever you whateverthe YouTube stuff is and,
yeah, send us an email at RoydsRevue@gmail.com.
Correct the stuff we got wrongor just say hi, request a movie.
(01:13:27):
Add a little bit a wordof what that mouth do.
All right.
By everybody.
Hello,hello and welcome to the Royds
Revue Podcast.
I'm Rob.
And we are back.
And we're getting hotand fresh and eaten by dinosaurs
because we're talkingJurassic World Rebirth.
Andy,you're looking pretty good.
(00:37):
You look good.
Thicc baby boy.
How you doing?
Yeah, that makes sense.
I made everyone uncomfortable.
The listeners are uncomfortable.
I can see themdropping off in real time.
Incredible.
Yeah. Let's see.
Incredibleedible egg right there. No.
(01:09):
We did our first.
Our first ever hotand fresh was Jurassic World
Dominion,which I actually went back
and rewatched before goingand seeing this bed.
I watched it at work.
I watched the extended versiontwo hours and 40 minutes of,
I believe the Italianscall it a garbage yo.
(01:33):
Yeah,that's the extended version.
The theatrical cut is two hours.
16 oh, two hours 26 I'm sorry.
I couldn't tell youif I'm being totally honest.
That's the last thingthat movie needed.
(02:01):
Yes. And it's objectively great.
Yeah, I agree.
I think that was very well said.
You're welcome.
(02:21):
Andy.
Jurassic worldis a totally watchable movie.
The first one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
(02:47):
It does follow suit.
That's a great way to put it.
My theaterexperience was interesting.
It was a good amount of peoplein there,
(03:10):
a large amount of children.
I went on Wednesday night,I went to the 6 p.m.
showing, and I was surprisedat the amount of children
that were there.
I actually got a big laughbecause while we were
waiting on line for popcorn,there was a mother
and her son walking in.
The kid was maybe about 5or 6 years old, and there was
a big Lilo and Stitch cut outand the kid
(03:31):
goes, we're going to see stitch.
And the mom's like, no, we'regoing to see Jurassic Park.
And I'm like,that kid's going to cry.
If he thinks he'sgoing to see Lilo and Stitch
and he's going to see JurassicPark, he's in for a rude
awakening.
At 5 or 6, maybe, maybe, maybe.
(03:52):
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
There was a group.
There was a number of kidswho were a little too
young for this movie in their.
No, in fact.
There was one scenewhere I thought to myself,
(04:13):
were they cutting downthe violence,
or is it a budget thing?
Well, we'll talk about it.
That is true.
(04:39):
Now, did you go alone, loser!Got him.
Oh, no. Andy! I'm sorry.
(05:57):
Three.
Three.
(06:28):
Three.
Three.
Three.
(06:57):
Three.
Three.
Three.
(07:28):
Three.
Three.
(07:59):
Three.
Three.
Three.
(08:45):
Three.
Three.
Three.
(09:13):
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
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Three.
(10:44):
Three.
Three.
Three.
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Three.
Three.
Three.
(11:45):
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
(12:15):
Three.
Three.
Three.
(12:46):
Three.
Three.
Three.
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Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
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Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
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Three.
Three.
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Three.
Three.
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Oh. Oh! Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
(57:25):
Oh. Oh.
(57:56):
Oh! Oh.
(58:20):
Oh. Oh.
(59:24):
One more island to explore.
I don't want my dinosaur.
Whatever for public health.
But please let them go.
Extinct.
One more island to explore.
(59:45):
We get so quiet.
This noise is so fun.
Big boys play some more.
Let's let them go.
Extinct.
These are.
And dinosaurs of France to God.
(01:00:07):
These things are so different.
Except when they're not.
Really? Me?
You. Be.
(01:00:28):
With me.
Horrible idea to interrupt.
One more time.
I wanna fuck you.
Yeah.
This father was not thefirst one for helping me think.
(01:00:48):
One more island.
One more jump.
Mercenaries.
One day, Bob,you get eaten with us up.
What if they go extinct?
These are indinosaurs of France.
(01:01:11):
To God.
These things are so different.
Except when they're not.
One more island to explore.
So who, I guess was a sub.
I'm watching the gnomesand I'm bored.
(01:01:35):
Arctic blast.
Stinks. And.
(01:02:00):
That was my songcalled One More Island.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I think this movie stinks.
Well, let's.
Yeah. So.
Yeah, I was at the publicsite of dinosaurs.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm kind of tired of thesemovies.
I'm just being.
I'm being honest.
(01:02:22):
Yeah.
The next time we hang out,I will redeem myself.
Thomas? Then who?
Oh, will be eaten by a dinosaur.
Oh, my word.
Dilophosaurus. There were lot.
There was a Dilophosaurusin this movie.
(01:02:42):
No, it was eaten.
The dead something.
Yeah.
Regardless.
Andy, tell us about your song.
Eat. Richie Rich.
(01:03:10):
That's.
That's typicallywhat songwriting is.
Andy.
I'm. I'm jesting.
Well, okay.
(01:03:37):
Yeah.
I don't need a b-plot.
(01:04:02):
Yeah.
(01:04:51):
15 people show up on an islandof unspeakable
horrors and dinosaurs.
Imagine how.
Many of them make it. Out.
Well, you'd be surprisedthat it is 12.
Wouldn't you. Be like. Well.
(01:05:12):
That wasn't really that bad.
Almost all of us made it outwithout a scratch.
What I didn't like was the.
Message that we should feedBig Pharma to a mutant dinosaur.
(01:05:37):
Eat the rich.
Literally.
That's pretty good.
It's a little.
On the nose,but it's pretty good.
Should we keep itfor us and make a billion?
We give it to alland save millions.
(01:06:00):
We keep itfor us to make a billion.
Should we give it to all?
Let's saywe will keep on making. The
theirfilms the whole world. See.
And we keep on making thesetheir films the whole world.
(01:06:21):
See. What I did like,what's the message
that we should see?
Big Pharma to a dinosaur.
And the rich one who will be.
(01:06:42):
Let's puthim one proposal that he.
Like I said, I.
(01:07:29):
Like and I.
Like I, I see.
I thought that was really cool.
(01:07:50):
That solo was rock and roll.
Yeah.
Skateboards. Ooh!That is a pretty cool story.
(01:08:39):
Nice.
Yeah.
(01:09:01):
About that.
I can't see no,because I've never heard anybody
say nice things about FallenKingdom or dominion.
(01:09:24):
Those are the.
I guess that.
Yes, but I don't thinkthey're going to age.
Well, like,I don't think there's going
to be people who get olderand they go, oh, I really
like that movie, actually.
I liked,I liked hook when I was a kid.
(01:09:45):
Now, I think that's one of thoseboring movies
I've ever seen in my life.
It's so boring.
But no, I mean.
I don't know, but I guess.
It's just a good sceneand a long, boring movie.
(01:10:09):
Yeah.
Lookie, lookie, I've got hooky.
This it is.
I did like the popcorn bucket.
It was a big velociraptor head.
(01:10:30):
And there are no velociraptorsin this movie.
Not a single raptor.
Yeah,and it was hurting from it.
Could.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Andy.
You blood spurting out.
(01:10:57):
Good for you, man.
I want to watch it.
I don't know if I want to gokeep spending money
in the theaters to see these.
Yeah, I know, but I'm hopingwe can start doing better movies
around this time of yearinstead of covering
these fucking Jurassic Worldschlock fests.
Because, like,this podcast could not have been
very fun to listen toas we sat there just shitting
(01:11:19):
on this movie for an hour.
That's fair.
That's true.
(01:11:39):
Yeah, we have another hotand fresh next week.
Hopefully that one's better.
But this coming Monday,we also have Fantastic Four
coming out from 2005.
And tune in to this past week'sepisode of Superman two, 1981.
(01:12:35):
You go to Instagram.
You go to TikTok.
You go to YouTube,you go to Reddit.
You type in the Royds band.
There we are, there we be.
Interact with usand you'll see, will respond.
Request to movieto adapt to doo doo doo dee.
But yeah,we want to hear from you.
Wherever you're listening to us,give us a five star
rating and Revue.
If you're watching on YouTube,leave a comment down below.
(01:12:55):
Like subscribe.
Hit that bell.
Whatever you whateverthe YouTube stuff is and,
yeah, send us an email at RoydsRevue@gmail.com.
Correct the stuff we got wrongor just say hi, request a movie.
(01:13:27):
Add a little bit a wordof what that mouth do.
All right.
By everybody.
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