Episode 52 - The 1-Year Anniversary Special - The Saints That Serve Podcast

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Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome to the Saints that Serve, podcast where, each
week, your hosts dive into thecrossroads of faith, culture and
the unknown.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Christ is Lord and the kingdom is now.
We are the Saints that Serve,the saints that serve.
Hey Jers, how's it going?
Hey John, how you doingFantastic.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, wow, oh, that's great because today's a special
day.
Why is it a special?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
day, John, how you?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
doing Fantastic, oh wow, oh.
That's great because today's aspecial day.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Why is it a special day, John?
Because today is episode 52 ofthe Saints that Serve podcast.
Wait, what's the name of thepodcast?
The Saints that Serve podcast.
Wow, isn't that great.
Everybody, yeah, hey everybody.
How are y'all doing?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hey, we're good.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Wait for everyone to die down.
I want my voice to be heard.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, at the very last one, everybody.
Yay, ashley, I'm here too, butyes, this is episode 52 of the
Saints that Serve podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, you know what that.
That means that we've beendoing this for one whole year,
one whole year happy birthdayhas to say one okay, happy
birthday no birthday is one word, one syllable or one word.
Oh man she's out here making usall guess what we're supposed

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to say.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are we doing words or syllables?
Julie Words or syllables.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Wrong.
You did wrong, you're wrong,wrong, redo, redo, anyways, yeah
, so episode 52, we decided todo something special.
We're just going to do a squaretable.
Yeah, because it's not around Asquare table with different
guests coming together and justtalking about this past year of
the podcast.
Yes, and maybe some otherexciting things, and we'll give

(02:17):
some colorful commentary fromRaven.
Yes, the elegant puppy, not thetrash cat, correct, correct.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Correct.
Are you okay over there,Janelle?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I'm not a big fan of dogs but it's fine.
But dogs can sense when someonedoesn't like dogs and so they
immediately like single out theperson that doesn't like dogs.
So this whole time Raven hasbeen sniffing and like licking
me and I am really ticklish andso I've been like trying to get

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as far away from her and so shejust keeps on climbing like
further onto my chair.
And I'm like standing up in mychair, trying to like stay quiet
but also not get sniffed.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So I actually brought her in here.
I've trained her, so anytime Itell a joke, she comes and licks
your toes, so you'll laugh atmy joke.
I love how Dylan's the only onewho laughed at my joke and
Raven is.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sitting right at his feet so he might be licked soon.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, no, he already laughed, so he doesn't have to
be licked.
I took my shoes off.
I found out she licks toes so Itook my shoes off.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I found out she licks toes, so I took my shoes off.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
He's like I'm perfect .
Instead of me calling everybodyout, let's introduce our guest.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, so we're doing it, we're going to do it
alphabetically, well, but we'regoing to do it in a special way,
oh, okay.
So how we're going to do thisis one person is going to
Another person, ooh, and then itgoes to that person, and then
that person will introduce thenext person.
Right, but we're doing italphabetically.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
What Randomly alphabetically.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
There's four J's at the table.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
J-U, j-a.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, our guests only introduce the guests because
they know who we are.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I'm done.
Are we doing words or syllables.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You're okay.
Pretend that you areintroducing this person because
of their massive mountain ofaccomplishments.
So that's what you're doingYou're going to introduce them,
you're going to fluff it up alittle bit and then you're going
to introduce them and then,once you've done that, then they
have to introduce somebody elseand try and fluff it up, you
ready.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, starting with this guy.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Who am I introducing?
You pick, yeah, just random.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Okay, yeah, yeah, we're going to introduce this
person.
You're looking at someone whois New York Times bestselling
author.
We got transformed, the entiremet gala.
We have a person who haswritten both the playwrights and
lead acting roles and threemajor motion pictures.
Right, we've got someone, too,who's currently working on their

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um biography, um orautobiography, I forget which
one means that you wrote it um,but they're working on it.
They're definitely working onit.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And, uh, they've also got a stunning, the amazing
pair of, uh, natural pearlywhites and that's going to be a
pair only two just two, just twoyeah yeah, we got two teeth,
but boy, are they white I reallytake good tear my two teeth I
save them ones for thanks,thanksgiving, and one is for

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Christmas.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
You lost me, I forgot who I was.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You lost it Two teeth , that's all their other teeth.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
They only have two left.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
It's also going to be my fiance.
Her name's Julie Yay.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Look at those pony white.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Look at both of her teeth.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I have more than two teeth.
Let the record show, and it'sautobiography that I'm working
on.
Oh, I'm writing it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, I guess it's your turn to introduce somebody
then.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
After that glowing review of an introduction, I
would like to introduce.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Started high, dropped a little bit and came back.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
The man, the myth, the almost legend.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
John Legend.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
No, not John Legend.
I'm talking more legendary thanJohn Legend.
There might be a John in thename.
I'm talking about the legendJohnny Two Shed Redacted last
name.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Redacted last name.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
All right.
Well, we weren't going tointroduce us because we're the
host.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, we're the host, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Well, we'll introduce somebodyelse.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
He said John Legend and then I was like, oh well,
now I have to go with that, yay,john.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I love the two sheds in there.
That's a classic to the past.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's a classic.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's because he owned two sheds in his life.
That's it.
He's never going to own anymore.
Yeah, I tore them both down.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay so the next person that we have on the panel
today has worked very hard toget to where she is at Right.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
So she has swam across the ocean once the
Atlantic, not the Pacific Inorder to escape communist
tyrannical rule.
She swam the ocean, come toamerica to build herself from
nothing.
Started in new york, started ainternational now company that

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exclusively diagnoses and solvesthe issues of uneven toes for
people, and instead of doing insoles, she does sole-less shoes,
meaning that it's just the topof the shoe, no bottom of the
shoe, for people to really getback to nature.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, I'd wear those.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, so well off, well accomplished.
Started from nothing, builtherself up and she's now looking
to, you know, find her nextseason of life.
She says it's marriage, sowe'll see what happens.
We're talking about none otherthan Janelle.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Right, I'm a fiance Rose.
The only part I paid attentionto.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Also possibly We'll see what happens Is crazy.
We'll see what Possibly Russian, we don't know.
Duh, duh, okay.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, my arms are really tiredfrom swimming here.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
What's your code word as a Russian spy?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Code word is my code word.
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Jackfruit.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sun's getting real low, big guy.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Sun's getting real low Red door.
Oh yeah, Red door.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I'm getting snitched again.
Okay, I'm locking in.
I'm not locking in, I'm runningout.
All right, let's get down tobusiness.
Who are talking?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
here.
Who we talking here, who's here?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm on so little sleep right now.
Okay, who we're talking abouthere?
World renowned, world famousrap star, never been heard
before yet, but is coming upreally, really soon, about to
drop a mixtape.
Just a roast on everybody darkroast, medium roast, light roast

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vanilla it maybe pump ahazelnut here or there pumpkin
spice pumpkin spice season iscoming up.
You have no idea who just hityou.
It's Dylan.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love how you say never been heard when we've
premiered one of his songs onthe podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Also.
So what do we do now?
Because now Ashley and Jerstill has to be introduced and
Dylan's already introducedsomebody.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Introducing the most gorgeous woman in the room,
blushing my beautiful brideAshley.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
There we go, there you go.
I don't do any long swims,nothing crazy like that, I'm
just here today.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
What is this your dating profile?
I don't swim.
I like long walks in the park.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Everybody else was like.
We're not authors swim theAtlantic Ocean or the Pacific,
so I'm just here.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ashley, who loves long walks in the park and
picking daisies.
Picking daisies and pettingpuppies it's Ashley.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, it's, jess, thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
And now for the last introduction, we have a southern
gentleman.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeehaw.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
A beard that has been complimented around the world.
Parisians love it.
To be honest, an avid player ofall games, collector of all
things that can be collected, alover of dogs has had so many
dogs.
Every time I talked to himthere's a new dog that was in
his childhood that didn't knowabout the one.

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The only jairus, last nameredacted.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Last name redacted jairus.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Last name redacted it's Are you thinking of adding
another dog?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, it's not going to happen, but I'm thinking
about it.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm seeing what the 401k Against support and
retirement.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Anyways, alright, cool, that was the longest
introduction ever, but we did it, we made it.
So Christ is Lord.
Yeah, that was the longestintroduction ever, but we did it
, we made it, we did it.
So Christ is Lord.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Good night everybody Birthday.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Happy episode 52.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
52, we are all one year old, everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
We are all yes.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Goo, goo ga ga.
This podcast is brought to youby Gerber.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
That's why Julie only has two front teeth.
Yeah, she's a baby, she'scoming in guys, like they're
just coming in All adding up.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Hey, we didn't say front teeth, we just said two.
Yeah, they're actually her twoback molars.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Hey, those are the most important ones.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
They're all both on one side, though, so they can't
actually be useful.
Okay, alright, so we're gonnastart.
Well, I was gonna say that,like all these beautiful people
here join us today, have allbeen guests previously on the
podcast.
That's right Guests, guests,and now they're all guests at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, so Ashley the Magnificent has.
Her debut was in episode 22 forValentine's Day.
Valentine's Day, whichapparently was a lot of people's
favorite episode.
That's what I've heard.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It was my favorite episode, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
And the reason was because Ashley was in favorite
episode.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, and the reason was because ashley was in the
episode she everybody said Ilove that john got sick for four
weeks straight.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You know what I love?
I love that season when johnwasn't on the podcast.
Uh, no, so yeah.
So actually it was episode 22.
Janelle debuted in episode fivewhen we were doing we were
talking about trick-or-treatingOur first guest and she was our
first guest.
That's right.
Julie was for episode.

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It was the Ministry month.
It was ministry month.
It was episode number four ofministry month.
I wrote it down but it's not onhere.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Funny enough, it was Janelle's 20, episode 20.
Janelle was, that was yoursecond episode, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah no big deal, Low key bro.
And then Dylan joined us forepisode 10.
Which was our second guest ever.
Second guest ever for ourepisode about musical journeys.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
He got a picture on Instagram before I did and he
got to sign a wall.
When I came, there wasn't evena wall to sign Okay humble brag.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Things were happening .
I will say I think that myfavorite game that we have
played so far has been forDylan's Creed or Christian.
Yeah, Creed, Is it Creed orChristian?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
That one was really funny.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
My second favorite one was the Mountain Dew.
Does it do or don't?
Oh yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Our guest for that.
He, like early in the episode,was like Baja Blast is a.
He was talking about Baja Blastas a flavor.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Like referencing saying I know what Baja.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Blast is yeah.
And then three questions laterhe's like Baja Bl, baja blast,
is it a flavor or is it not?
He's like no, it's not, it'snot real.
We're like wait a minute, what?
So yeah, he, uh, he doesn'tdrink.
So yeah, it worked out actuallyeven drink the do do you even
do?

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or don't coke products.
Uh, so that's when.
So yeah, so that's wheneverybody came on as guests.
So I want to go around just fora minute and talk about just
mention your favorite episodeand why it's your favorite
episode and we'll, kind of, as atable, talk about the episode.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I love how everybody's look on their face
is like I didn't know there wasgoing to be a quiz.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
No, I'm trying to remember what I said before.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
What you said.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, because you texted me and asked me.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, you didn't text me until Thursday, I think.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, yeah.
Your answer is I was like allmy favorite episodes were the
ones I was in.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Hey, John, what was your favorite episode?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Episode number one, because that was the first time
everyone heard my voice.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I honestly have been tryingto think about it and I don't
have a favorite right now.
There's a lot of them that.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
I like Trying to pick your favorite kid.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, for me personally, I mean that's easy,
it's no, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
It's Bigfoot, yeah, and Park Ranger and Dasher and
Dasher they're all his favorite.
I think my favorite is all ofthem too, because I edit them
and I just get tired of them.
Like I can't stand listeningback to the show after the

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editing process is over.
No, because I've already heardit so much repeated back at
during the editing process and Ithink, dylan, you can relate to
that, being a musician andcreating that music yeah, the
songs that people hear for thefirst time.
By me I've heard, uh, at least100 times typically and it's
like you're really proud of whatyou make and what you do, but

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you don't want to listen to itagain.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, by the time they release, I'm like, yeah, I
don't want to listen to this.
And then I'll go through mycatalog and I'll find songs that
I've made.
I'm like, yo, this is so good.
And then and it's simplybecause I forgot about, you know
, constantly listening to it forlike three weeks straight.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Give it time, then you can listen to an episode
Also something really weird ishearing your wife be randomly
listening to the podcast.
I got walked in and she waslistening to something.
I'm like what are you listeningto?
And I looked at her phone itwas the podcast, but she was
listening to it like five timesspeed because she was behind Two
times speed, two times speed.
And I'm still behind actually.

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She was listening to the DCepisode.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay, I had some guy come up to me yesterday from
church and he was like we wereat an event.
He's like how's the podcastgoing?
I was like it's pretty good,man, we're actually coming up on
one year, so we're going to bedoing a special episode.
He's like, yeah, I'm behind, Ineed to catch up.
I was like, oh, wow, okay, whatepisode are you on?
He's like I haven't listened toit yet.
I'm terribly behind I was likewell, yeah, then you are behind.

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You haven't heard a singlething, but it was funny.
Hey, it's the thought thatcounts.
He was.
He remembered that we did apodcast.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah yeah, this is a message to that church guy.
This is your first episode thatyou're listening to, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, it's going to be really funny when, like months
in advance here we are talkingabout him, but it's been months
past when this comes out, whenhe finally gets around to
listening to all the episodes,we can refer to him as Karate
Pirate.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Karate Pirate.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Because he does martial arts and he dresses like
a pirate.
What an aesthetic.
Okay, any shade that I threw atthat church guy, I take it back
.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Because Church Pirate is awesome.
Karate Pirate, sorry, karatePirate Church.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Pirate Church.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Karate, pirate yeah, that sounds awful, whenever.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I come in, whenever I come in on a Sunday morning and
he's a part of the securityteam.
So whenever I come in and he'sthere doing the security detail,
I'm like praise the Lord.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Praise the Lord.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Intimidation factors up by three points.
Right now I'm just all alone,but yeah, so anyways yeah, when
did this church get a pirate?
Two years ago.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Two years ago, nice pirate.
Two years ago.
Two years again nice nice.
All right, let's start episode.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, let's start.
I was gonna say let's startwith dylan, okay, yeah, yeah, I,
I have like one and a half, I'mgonna do one.
My daughter's favorite episode,and the one that I've listened
to numerous times, is the bonussoundboard testing video or
episode the soundboardcelebration.
Oh my goodness, the30-something minute long one
where it's a bunch of noises andgiggling.
My daughter has asked me toplay that to her to go to sleep

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a couple times.
And I'm trying to go to sleepand I'm hearing Yay, and she's
just laughing hysterically.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Wow, yeah, wow, oh, wow, oh, my goodness oh mine was
a more recent episode.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
It's the one on the mormons.
Oh, a little bit on the mormons, and it's because I've been in
this phase of uh, my uhself-studying where I want to
learn more about the uh a cult.
You can say cult, yeah, yeah,yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Uh, christian spinoffs just say cult so you've
been enjoying our littleChristianity versus series that
we've been doing.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
I haven't been listening.
Get out.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't want to tell a lie.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Was that the first one we did?
No no because we didScientology first.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, and I listen to Scientology and I listen to
Mormons.
I like the Scientology thingtoo.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
The only one that he hasn't listened to is Jehovah's
Witness, though that's the onlyother one.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Which I've listened to.
Oh wait, no, I have sotechnically yeah we've done the
JWs, mormons and Scientology.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
No, I have, I have I promise.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, alright, I mean , that's it.
I mean it started with us doingCatholics versus Protestants,
and then we're like you knowwhat, let's, let's do stuff
that's not Christian, and thenChristian.
And so those are the threewe've done Scientology,
mormonism.
Jehovah's Witness.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Can you guys do an episode on Freemasons and
Masonic temples?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Because I don't know what's up with that.
I want to learn more about that, but only from the Saints that
Serve podcast I only want thetwo guys in a basement telling
me about.
Freemasons.
That's not a bad idea.
Be on the lookout forChristianity versus the
Freemasons, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
We can get into that.
I mean, it's really more.
It's like secret societies,because there's the Freemasons
and there's like three otherones that are active right now.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
The guys in the Fezzes that ask for money.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Those are the Shriners.
Oh, those are the Shriners.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Shriners yeah.
Oh, my favorite episode.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Is the bonus Fix Us episode.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, I mean that one was really good.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, hold on, hold on.
Sorry, sorry, I'm just lettingyou guys go, I apologize.
So your favorite is the Mormonepisode, okay, so let's just
take a minute and everyone kindof, if you have anything to
input on that episode.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, I do have something.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, and then we'll go to your and focus on your
episode that you like and we'llopen up dialogue about it.
That's kind of how we'll do.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
We'll just go around that way well, it piqued my
interest because in high schoolI went to a private christian
school and what piqued myinterest the most about it is
guys would be talking about likegirls, like yeah, man, she's
cute, you know, but um, she'smormon.
Oh, oh no.
And one guy he was like yeah,dude's like yeah, she's, she's a
catch, catch, she's good atthis sport and good at that
sport, she's pretty smart, butyeah, she's Mormon.

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So I wouldn't do that.
I didn't know what that meantever.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
And you didn't know what that meant until you
listened to our episode of thepodcast.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, sort of that's funny.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
That's why I liked it .

Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's really funny, because my parents Were the same
way About Calvinists.
They're like he's nice, he'ssweet, but he's a Calvinist, so
you can't date him.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah Well, you can't date anybody.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So Fair enough Touche .

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Parents didn't allow us To date.
When we were in school, we hadto graduate.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, our dad's favorite Like diss date.
When we were in school we hadto graduate.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, our dad's favorite, diss is calling
someone a Calvinist, he'sprobably a Calvinist.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
That's right, I courted Julie.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, you courted.
I mean, you didn't date, youcourted her, golly.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
He never told a lie.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, the Mormon, okay.
So this is what's crazy is inMormonism, like all the crazy
theology that everyone outsideof Mormonism knows, I'm like, oh
yeah, you don't want to beMormon, you don't want to be
Mormon.
The young people in Mormonismdon't know that part of their
religion All they know issalvation comes through Christ

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alone part.
And so that's why it sounds somuch like Christianity as a
young Mormon.
And it's when they go out andthey start doing their
missionary journey as a youngadult that they start hearing
about the second half of theirreligion.
And it's from other people.
And so they go out and they'retrying to just, you know,

(24:14):
evangelize and people will askthem questions about all this
stuff and they're like, oh, Idon't know, I don't know, oh, I
don't know.
And they'll go back and they'lltalk to their the home that
they're staying in, like thementors that are overseeing them
, and they'll kind of try tosoften and massage out the
indoctrination with them.

(24:34):
But yeah, it's pretty crazy.
I mean, they grow up in thechurch and they do all the rites
and the passages to become adedicated Mormon and they don't
even know fully what theysupport and what they believe
until their adult life.
Someone was detected at yourfront door, alexa.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's a Mormon.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
How crazy would that be.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
My name is Elder Price.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
My name is Josh.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Gad.
Yeah, can I tell a story aboutMormons?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
No only about the episode.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh.
So if I were on the episode, Iwould have told this story.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
This is a what if episode for Janelle.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
So I was in Chattanooga doing a photo shoot
with Kaylee Shout out to Kayleeand we were walking in this park
in Chattanooga and there wasthese two guys like kind of
sitting off to the side, dressedwell.
So I immediately assumed, oh,they're probably Mormon Because
they just had, you know, themissionary, they must be Mormons
?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yeah, I guess I'm Mormon.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Most guys don't have, just like white button up
shirts and black pants and aname tag, so anyway, Actually, I
have a couple in my closet.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
They're either on the fast track from management at
Chick-fil-A, or they're a Mormonelder, or they're both a
Chick-fil-A or they're a Mormonelder.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Or they're both so anyway, it just it kind of
tickled me a little bit, becausewe're walking past them.
They don't get up, they don'tlike run at us, which I'm glad
that would have been terrifying.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
What if they just jumped up and took right off at
you Like?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
screaming at you.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Tom Cruise sprinted at you.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
We kind of like make eye contact with them and then
they were like hey or not, theydidn't say it like that, but
they were like hey, hey, girl hi.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
And we were like oh, hey girl, why don't you come
over here and talk to me for aminute?
Hi, hey girl, you ever heard ofJesus Christ?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
We kept walking and then we're like so far away from
them, we haven't.
They haven't like tried to havea conversation with us, they
haven't even like gotten no leadin.
They just said you guys want togo to church?
Like from so far away and we'realready walking, like I barely
heard him.
But I looked at Kaylee and wentdid you hear something?

(26:54):
We kept walking and I was like,yeah, pretty strong lead-in, no
lead-in, actually, juststraight to like I am like I've
never heard of that methodbefore and probably because it
doesn't work, I already go tochurch.
I'm okay.
Thanks, do you want to go tochurch?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Maybe he was trying to find a new church.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Right.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Hey, you guys want to go tochurch?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I'm looking right now , do you recommend any churches?
Yeah, yeah, because that's ayeah, notch your.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Mormon one.
I did own a book of Mormon forlike two weeks.
Who wrote it?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I don't know, joseph Fais Smith or something.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, I've ran into these girls.
I don't know how Did you sayJustin Hayes?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Smith.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I said Joseph Smith.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh, dum-da-dum-dum-dum-dum, I just
got a fresh haircut.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
They went to a donut shop and they were in there and
they't really know what they'retalking about right now.
I was with them and then Iwasn't with them and then I saw
how weird they were dressed.
I saw the skirts and thecollars and the name tags and
their names in general werepretty Mormon, and so I kind of

(28:10):
picked up something was awkward.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
What is a pretty Mormon name?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Like Isabel.
I feel like Emma is a Mormonname.
Nah, like three syllables inthe name Isabel.
Yeah, hit that one.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, go hit Isabel, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Punch her in the face and tell her Jesus loves her.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Saints that serve, do not support.
No, we don't, we don't.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Not at all.
So what you're saying is thatyou they gave you a book of
mormon.
Yeah, then two weeks later, youlistened to the mormon episode
from the saints that serverealize what it is, and then you
put it in the trash.
Is that what you said?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
there was a time frame that I don't recall, but I
do know the book never left mycar and sat in my passenger seat
and I just stared at.
I cracked it open a coupletimes.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
So were they like?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
they gave it to you to say hey, you should read this
yeah, like yeah, for about 15minutes, and I'll let it go
because I like talking to peopleand uh, then I just I kind of
like not listening.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
No, I don't remember much of what they'd said, I just
uh, especially once I realizedlike we don't believe the same
thing.
Yeah, I hit me.
Oh, we're having two differentconversations, true, and I
didn't know what clicked, butwhen it clicked, it clicked and
I was like, eh, my child's hereI don't need to be having, I
don't need to condemn her tohell.
Yeah, and I was polite afterthat and they gave me their card

(29:32):
and said, anytime they want tohave a Bible, study that card
and said anytime they want tohave a bible study that they
were willing to come over and doall this stuff and I was like,
yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I think it was like a flirt to convert type strat
flirt to convert.
Yeah, well, no, I mean it'spossible, but the that is a part
of their, their strategy no,they were very flirtatious is
okay, but I'm saying that's nota part of their strategy.
Oh, oh oh.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
That's part of some of their strategy.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
You come across a handsome young man, flirt with
him and he will follow thechurch.
No, the idea is that if theycan get you to talk to them and
it's a cordial conversation it'snext steps.
So that's when they pitch outthe like hey, here's contact
info.
Hey, if you want to do whatthey call Bible study, it's just

(30:20):
another meeting, you know, andthey bring different points to
talk about, or they invite youto the church, you know, to come
do service with them.
Whatever that's the idea is,it's you're trying to lure the
people in by one step closer,one step closer, one step closer
.
Because the one thing thatMormons do really well is

(30:40):
community, and so if they canget people to see like, hey,
we've got great community, thenthat entices people like I want
something, I want to belong tosomething like this, right.
So, yeah, it's like they wereprobably flirting with you
because you are a handsome youngman.
Thanks, but the Bible studything is a pitch Like they're

(31:03):
trying to get.
Yeah, I was aware.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Yeah, I'm not trying to turn this episode into a
Mormon episode part two my badguys.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
No.
I could talk about all of them.
So I've just been sent this.
It says there are no officialMormon names, but common naming
trends include biblical namesJohn, mary Joseph.
Book of Mormon figures, nephiAmah Moroni.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
What are those?
What did they say?
I don't know.
I just looked up top 50 Mormonnames.
These ones are better Brigham,heber, hiram, names of general
popularity found in the regionand culture, such as Ashton,
dolan, eliza and Hannah.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
There you go.
So if you run into anybody withthose names, run Dang.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
That would be really unfortunate to be named Moroni
Moroni.
That's like just bullyingwaiting to happen.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It's not Morani.
It can't be pronounced that way.
It's got to be pronounced someway Morani.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I think it's Morani from that episode.
Right, that's the angel thattalked to Joseph, oh Right.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Thank you.
Okay, I was like Morani.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
This is perfect segue to my favorite episode.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, hold on, though , before you do.
We haven't heard from Ashley orJanelle's comments on the
Mormons.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Julie's like just let me talk about it.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I think we just gave the list of names and the
pronunciation of Moroni.
There you go, boom.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's fine, cool Yep .
There you go, all right.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Ashley's excellent insight into the podcast was my
segue, because her first episodewas my favorite episode.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
What about her?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
second episode.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
That one was good too .

Speaker 1 (32:51):
What was that one?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
It was.
It was y'all were talking aboutthe Sims, or was that the first
episode?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That was the Valentine's Day episode.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It was the one where we did the movie.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
The TV show like what you're watching.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
We did the movie.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
So her first episode was the Valentine's Day episode,
where we talked about the SimsHouse.
And there was a third thing wetalked.
Do you remember?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, but then we had her on a second episode where we
did the summer movie draft.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Which is it's not an episode.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's a bonus episode it was a bonus episode.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, the Twilight Debate bonus episode was also
one of my favorites.
I want to talk about that itwas very heated At some point.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Very heated, because that is actually my favorite.
It was excellently executed.
Talk about that very heated atsome point.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
very heated, because that is actually my favorite it
was excellently executed allright so ashley was always the
top commenter on like everyepisode, and so I'm like when is
she gonna have her episode?
Like she needs her moment inthe sun, and then she had it and
it just felt like poeticjustice that.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's when Ashley poisoned John and he was sick
for four weeks so that she couldbe on the show.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, that was.
I think it worked out great.
I think it was God's providencebecause it was a really it
lined up perfectly Valentine'sDay episode of a married couple
talking about, you know, theirfavorite things together as a
married couple.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Like it worked out.
Good it was super cute.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It was better than what two bearded men would talk
about would talk about.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Here's the history of valentine's day, brought to you
by two grown men yeah, so yeah,it was good.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Uh, so what?
What were some of the thingsfrom the episode that you liked?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
yeah, I kind of what you said.
It was just it was really sweetthat it was a married couple
and it was Valentine's and theywere just talking about things
that they love and supportingeach other in those things and
celebrating each other.
It was really sweet.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
FYI, we're still married.
You said was a married coupleLOL.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
So on this episode, we're announcing a big change.
Whoa, wasn't it your firstValentine's as a married couple?
Yes, it was.
Yeah, it was super sweet.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
A little peek behind the curtain.
We recorded that like two weeksbefore Valentine's Day, so we
didn't actually spendValentine's Day recording and
putting out that episode.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I think a podcast date sounds like a great date
idea.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
You want to tell them what I said about Valentine's
Day.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
On Valentine's Day you go, my love.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
You go ahead and do it, you capture it better.
Weren't we just saying aboutrecording our no, how I felt
about Valentine's Day and I wassaying it pretty much around
Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh, it's a pagan holiday and he hates it and
everything.
It's just an excuse to sellgreeting cards.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Gee holiday and he hates it and everything.
It's just an excuse to sell usgreeting cards.
You want to get on that, dylanlike yeah, I geez, yeah, I
really want to talk about thisright now.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
So what I hear is you hate your fiancee no, what I'm
saying is when we get married,we're not celebrating anything
it's just like one of thoseholidays where it's been pushed
like, oh, this is where you tellsomeone you love them and I'm
like, no, we can, we can do thisyear.
Pushed Like, oh, this is whereyou tell someone you love them
and I'm like, no, we can do thisyear round, we can make this
happen year round.
I'm not gonna buy yourheart-shaped what is it, nugget

(36:07):
tray, to show that I lovesomebody?
You hear that, julie, pleasebuy me a heart-shaped nugget
tray, Julie.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
so what I'm hearing is that he has to do special
things for you every single day,not just Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
So like, but what about St Valentine?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
So ignorance was there.
I don't know much about StValentine.
I didn't until Julie you knowshe explained who he was and
what he did.
And if you ask me now whatshe'd said, I don't until Julie
you know she explained who hewas and what he did.
And if you ask me now whatshe'd said, I don't remember.
It was kind of a one and doneinformation type thing and I'm
sorry but I don't really knowtoo much on him.
But all I do know is I wouldsee Cupid and I know about that

(36:48):
little, that devilish littlebaby butt same person.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
St Valentine's is Cupid.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
No don't you even get it.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
He's a nephilim who cupid do you guys watch the
saint valentine's video?
I don't know what that means inthe movie well like mom, so we
were all homeschooled, and mom,every holiday, would like make
it educational, and so we wouldwatch this video every
valentine's day about like saintvalentine, and it was basically
just like christians gettingmartyred oh my god, I went to

(37:21):
public school in my early days,so saint valentine's day didn't
mean anything.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
I didn't know st stood for saint.
Uh, to me it was a street, sostreet just been like street
valentine's day the streets thatserve.
Hit a twin.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
If you can guarantee anything is Western consumerism.
Will take any holiday and makeit about consumerism.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
That's why we're celebrating this birthday of the
saints that serve.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
With our very own decorations.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
We do.
We have happy birthday napkins.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Anyone wants to bid on this sparkly fork that I have
been holding this whole episode?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It will go to the saints that serve fun.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Exactly yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, but I mean that's the thing, st Valentine.
His ministry was to persecutedChristians in the third century.
Ministry was to persecutedChristians in the third century.
So like the commemoration forValentine's in the Orthodox is
July 6th and for the Catholicsit's the February 14th, Right
14th, they just commemoratebecause he ends up getting

(38:29):
martyred as well.
So they commemorate hisministry to the persecuted
church on those days.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
But that was his big thing, just oh love ireland
right um saint patrick, oh mysaint patrick and rats that's
street patrick, ireland streetpatrick, ireland didn't exist
you know about street patrickyeah, I'll take a time out from
speaking no, you're good.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
No, please, it makes the episode better if you talk.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Okay, all right what do you have.
Do you have any colorfulcommentary to talk about the
Valentine's Day episode?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I mean, I just feel like I've heard Jairus nerding
out about video games my wholelife, so it was nice that he has
someone to nerd out about videogames with.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's so nice that I don't have to hear it and
somebody else has to put up withit.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm so glad that he doesn't hold me on the phone for
45 minutes to talk aboutKingdom Hearts.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Here's the problem my wife won't play Kingdom Hearts
with me.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'll just open it.
I started playing the firstgame we got 20 minutes into it
and you said I'm going to goplay the Sims.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
No, it was an hour and a half we played an hour and
a half.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
We sat down and played it onceand she never said let's play it
again.
I don't like when mom and dadfight.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Listen.
I told him.
I was like you know what I wantto watch?
You play it, because he alwaystalks about how much he loves it
and me struggling learning howto play the game while he
watches.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I'm like I don't know .
You have to hit the trees toget the coconuts.
You have to do that to progress.
Okay, I feel that because Justhit the tree to get the coconut.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I had to drive Dylan's car with Dylan in the
passenger seat and it was themost anxious I've ever felt.
So I feel where Ashley's comingfrom.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, and I did suggest that we play it together
, like I play for a little bit,he plays for a little bit, like
on and off, I don't know, I justdon't want to.
Yeah, like I'm going through atest, like I'm playing the game
and you're watching me play.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm just going to take Raven.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Godspeed, you'll play while she Jumps up and assaults
your fingers.
The dog right, not Ashley thedog, that would be weird.
She just comes in and breaks afem pinky.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
With her mouth she bites off her pinky.
She's like breaking them heartsnow no Try to hit that tree.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Try to hit the tree with the coconut now ashley, can
you think back to when you weredoing that and like what was
like going through the processof recording and like knowing
that this is going to be postedonline, like what was going

(41:17):
through your head, like you'relike, um, were you like super
critical of yourself the entiretime or was it just a easy,
casual conversation?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
that's interesting.
I did do a little bit of prep.
I remember I I honestly didn'treally listen to the episode,
but I do remember I was talkingabout house and just other
things.
So I think I did some prep work.
And then I remember that me andjairus, when we were sitting
there we're sitting at the tablelike we are today at our house,
and uh, jairus was talkingabout um, no, no, he started
talking to me.
I was like, are we recording?
Like, and he's like, no, I'mjust warming up.
And I was like what?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
okay so.
So when we record the podcast,I think that we end up, I just
click record and we starttalking until John finally said
all right, we ready to startthis or what.
And I always use that in whatsome way in the episode,
typically like the end credits,you know.
I don't know if, if anybody islistening, and you stop

(42:07):
listening to the podcast when,when the credits roll or the
music plays, the outro music,the outro music plays, and if
you wait about 10 seconds at theend of almost every single
episode there's some funny bit.
So I typically try to pull fromthe before and after recordings
so I always just click go andjust start talking, because we
typically will say somethingfunny.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah, but to me I'm like, okay, I'm prepared.
I'm like when are we going totalk on the main topic?
And he's like, oh, I'm not evenrecording right now.
Then I think we prayed orsomething like that.
So I think my nerves were likeshot a little bit and then I was
like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, she said is this the podcast?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I'm confused.
I'm like you're just sayingrandom things.
I'm like what does that have todo with the topic at hand?
You know that's my favoriteepisode too.
I actually went back to look atmy comments like a minute ago
and I put down underneath theepisode this is my favorite
episode.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
There you go, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
And that is what she said when I asked what's your
favorite episode.
She's like Valentine's Day.
So there you go, and it'sbecause she recorded it with you
, yeah, it's special.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Oh, yeah, and you know it's always out there.
You know it's nice.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
It's memorable.
Your kids are going to be ableto go back and listen to it.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, my favorite episode is that.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
But here's the deal, okay.
So, side note, I pulled up ourold YouTube channel yesterday
and the boys rewatched all thevideos.
So regal shenanigans.
Regal shenanigans and seasontwo, episode two, the intruder
one.
Oh two, episode two, theintruder one.
Oh yeah, yeah, they watchedthat one and they were quoting
it today on the way to church.
So park ranger turned around tobigfoot and said that was

(43:44):
embarrassing here, use my gun.
The bigfoot was like shut up.
Jerryson the gun, noise Bikerand Drew Ow Ow.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's a fun fact.
Me and Ashley haven't actuallyreally sat down and watched
Regal Shenanigans together yet,being married, we've watched
some of them.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
No, when we were dating we didn't like, so we
watched like 30 of the videos onYouTube.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
There's a hundred.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
It was never ending.
I was like Never ending.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Because this was early.
On YouTube there's a hundred.
It's like never ending.
I was like when did this stop?
It never ended.
This was early on too.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I gotta say something funny about this.
Okay, so we skipped over myleast favorite video.
I did not make her watch thatbecause it's so bad.
Which is Creepily Kind, chris.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Creepily Kind, chris.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
You mean, that's best Wasn't that nice to me, hold on
.
So she still hasn't seen it,and so, but whenever we skipped
over it, like maybe a couple ofweeks later, she's like why did
we not watch that?
Was it racist or something?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I was like yeah, I was like.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I was like I thought you know people's past were like
oh man, that was a dark time.
You know I wasn't, you know Idon't know you know.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
I was like why would he not show it to me?
I'm not.
She's like is that racist orsomething?
I am saying there's aninjustice there, that it's your
least favorite video, becauseyou guys came to pick me up one
time when I was sick I wasliterally had a fever, I was
dying and you were like, oh,we're like on the way home.
You're like, oh, yeah, by theway, we got to stop and like
film, film, some clips.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
And I remember just like coughing and just like
dying.
You're in the backseat dyingand we're sitting there like me
running down the street actinglike an idiot.
You're like can I just?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
go home please.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Please take me home.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, that was funny.
Oh, man, that's good.
Okay, well, do you haveanything that you want to add
about the Valentine's Dayepisode?
I love you, ashley.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I love you too.
Enough about that.
Now it's time for my favoriteepisode.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Other than all the ones I'm in.
I'm joking.
Okay, so you are the one guestwho's been on the show the most.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Frequent flyer, which is funny.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Frequent flyer.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Frequent flyer and it's because you always like
purposefully.
Whenever we were making RegalShenanigans, you always wanted
to be in those as well.
Yeah.
So, I imagine just likewhenever you need me, I'm
available.
I will make it happen.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
And here I am, I will clear my schedule.
Yeah, when I will make it happenand here I will clear my
schedule.
Yeah, when I was a kid I wouldlike try to play in the
background, so like you can seeme in the background of a lot of
videos, because I would justlike try to sneak into the
videos.
There's one, the homeschoolvideo.
I'm in that one, the regalshenanigans homeschool video.
I'm in it so much because Ijust like would, had I had this

(46:36):
like lego house I was buildingand I would just bring the lego
house like to wherever you guyswere filming in the house and
would just try to be like in thebackground do you remember how
many takes it took for you theactual shot we wanted you to be
in?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
oh, you remember I got hit where you got hit in the
head.
Do you remember how many timeswe tried that before we finally
got the right shot?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
No, but I had a red mark on my forehead, so there's
a shot, probably the concussionthat made me forget how many
times we're throwing a ball andhitting her in the head and
that's the shot.
It's just throwing a ball.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Well, it's supposed to be the different stages.
You laid down a pillow for meto fall on.
Yeah, it's supposed to be likethe different stages of, like,
your day as a homeschooler andit was supposed to be uh, pe or
sports class and it's just johnthrowing this like ball at
janelle and nailing her right inthe head, but in the shot it's

(47:30):
perfect, hits her square in theforehead.
Ah, she falls.
I think it took like 15 takesof you getting hit in the head
before we got the shot.
15 takes buddy yeah no, weactually got it on the first one
and we just wanted to hit youin the head 15 times that was
let's see how many more times wecan do it until janelle cries
stand up.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
One more, one more, one more shot.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
The shot where she cries is the one we want.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Well, but it was in all seriousness, though.
It was like it was either itwould hit her in the wrong part
of the head or the way that shefell was wrong, like it was not
convincing the way, so it was mysmiling.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I remember there was a few times she was smiling like
you.
Have to act like you don't likethis bullied yeah I feel like
you don't like this.
You guys are filming me.
I'm getting hit.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, so, but anyways , we did it, we made it, and you
know what?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
We made it.
I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
We're still making videos.
The video only has like 400views on it, so it's
tremendously less than that.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh yeah, maybe like 200.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I don't know, it's still tremendously over, it's
what I love how this is turninginto a Regal Shenanigans deep
dive.
Would you guys make an episode?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
about Regal Shenanigans.
Okay, yeah, we're going to movepast Regal Shenanigans and we
can make an episode about RegalShenanigans.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
So the saints that serve, saints that serves.
I think we need an episode onthat, the big debate, instead of
like Christianity versusMormonism.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Is it saints?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
that serve versus saints that serves it's saints
that serve.
There's no debate it's saintsthat serve the email, that the
email said the saints thatserves we corrected that.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
We fixed it.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
We fixed it we even said in the episode that I know
it was a mistake that I made, sotake that I really enjoyed the
January mission month.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Ministry missions month Ministry missions month
243 views.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Really Take that, Jairus Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Sorry, go ahead.
Compared to Shaka Khan, howmuch does that have?
Oh, Chaka Khan is 1,400.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
14,000.
Whatever, chaka Khan.
Okay, let's get back to thenitty gritty.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Let's get back into the nitty gritty.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
All right, so your favorite episode is what?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I like Johnny's testimony episode of the mission
ministry mission month.
I remember when I was listeningto it I was driving somewhere.
I think I was driving home fromwork or something and I don't
know.
It was just cool because Iremember when Johnny was in YWAM

(50:12):
I was a kid so I like kind ofremembered like oh yeah, he was
at home and then he left for awhile and then he came back and
he had long hair and he wasreally really nice to me.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
So that brother that hit me in the head with a ball
no longer hit me in the headwith a ball.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
No, but it was just cool because I have memories
from being a kid and being onwith you, like around holidays
or whenever you were in Hawaii,and so it was just cool to
listen through the episode andlike hear your perspective of it
, because it was very much likenot one that I had, and also
like you're the reason why I didYWAM specifically in Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
To hear.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Even though I was on a different base.
It was like I remember, whenyou were our youth pastor, we
went to Florida.
I was like 13 and it was then Idecided I'm going to go do YWAM
in Hawaii because Johnny did,and it was on that trip and I

(51:16):
think it was just because, likewe were all hanging out, we were
.
You taught me how to play beachvolleyball, like, and I was
just like, okay, yeah, I'm goingto do this.
And then, like what?
Five years later I ended upgoing to Hawaii to do my DTS,
although I was on a differentIsland.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
But like there wasn't like a catalyst, it was just we
were hanging out and you werejust like.
You know what I am going to do.
Ywam in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You know what I'm going to copy my brother.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Because I knew that I was going to do YWAM, because
that was just kind of like ourfamily thing.
But it was like, oh, where areyou going to do it?
Or like you know which base,because everyone went to a
different base and so I don'tknow.
I was just like man we'replaying like beach soccer, we're
playing volleyball, we'rewalking on like singing leading

(52:00):
worship on the beach and forsome reason that just made me
think of like oh yeah, johnnyused to do this all the time in
Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Well, I don't know, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I don't know, I can't explain 13 year old Janelle's
reasoning, but yeah, I justremember like making that
decision.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Wow, I really want to go to Hawaii learn about Jesus
and play beach volleyball allday and when I went to Hawaii, I
did not play a single round ofbeach volleyball.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
But can I jump in and say the real reason was
13-year-old Janelle admiredJohnny so much, she just wanted
to be like him.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, it's true, that's so sweet, the littlest
pet shop videos.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Oh my gosh.
We'll save it for the RegalShenanigans deep dive.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, I will say we jest about playing beach
volleyball every day.
But my school specifically,there was a volleyball net like
right outside the lecture hall,so it wasn't beach volleyball,
but every time there was like a10 minute break for everyone to
go to the bathroom.
Just like a handful of guys,we'd all run out and just start

(53:00):
playing volleyball and thenthey're like, okay, it's time to
go.
So we'd all run back in andthen two hours later it'd be
another break and we'd all runout and play volleyball.
So we played volleyball.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
What was the?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
score Every break, every moment, where we didn't
have to be doing anything and wewere there like by the
volleyball net, we would jumpand go play volleyball.
That's awesome.
So we played it a lot and andeveryone on the base that was
like long-term staff.
They're like your school playsa lot of volleyball, like oh,

(53:28):
this is not what everybody does.
And like, no, that net's beenup for years.
You're the first to touch it in15 years.
But yeah, side note, that waspretty funny.
Anyways, okay, so we'll open up.
We'll, I mean, talk about allfour Mission Ministry Month

(53:49):
episodes.
If anyone just has any commentsor anything that they want to
talk about with those, now's thetime sam and tyler's transition
.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
tyler's episode was probably one of the hardest
episodes for me to edit, justbecause the audio was, just
because we were remote on that.
They were in california, yeah,and just like there was a
terrible delay and that thatepisode and Taylor's episode,
where he came on, were the twohardest for me Taylor's because

(54:22):
it was so long, and then thatone just because of the just
absolute terrible delay and justconstantly, like every single
word being said had to be likeokay, let me see if this timing
sounds right, and it was justlike constantly just adjusting,
yeah, all the smallest littledetails, just so it sounded like
it was flowing like a realconversation yeah, you did a

(54:45):
great job because it did soundlike a very fluid conversation
and I really enjoyed them, likebeing on the podcast, even
though they're on the other sideof you, know no yeah, it
sounded great.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
It sounded amazing.
They had a lot of cool stuff toshare and shout out to them.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, they're actually.
They like pressed in deeper.
So God's been moving in theirfamily to like press really hard
into California community.
So they've plugged in in SantaCruz and are like going hard
after doing local young adultministry and they're working at

(55:23):
a christian school in that areaand and there's a couple other
things that they're doing.
But like they, yeah, god godgave them a heart for the
community that they were indoing ywam work with and and
they're like we got to go harder.
So that's what they're doing.
It's really awesome.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
So what you're saying is they're so busy we don't
have time to have them back on,or missions ministry month part
two Possibly.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, because Tyler transition.
Tyler is a Christian schoolmath teacher now full time, is a
Christian school math teachernow full time.
And then Sam, she is like goingback into school for seminary.
So Janelle, no not Janelle.
Julie can chime in on that.
Like there's not a lot of freetime.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I liked that series because, a Julie was in that
series and B I had my adult lifehadn't been spent in the faith.
You know, I was I'm 25.
Now I was saved.
I'm 22, uh, 23, uh, yeah, 22,and I didn't.

(56:30):
I didn't grow up here.
I didn't even know what YWAMwas before I met you guys.
I didn't, even, I just had noconcept for that type of thing,
even even though I went to aprivate Christian schoolWAM was
before I met you guys.
I didn't even, I just had noconcept for that type of thing,
even though I went to a privateChristian school, like it was
more of a thing, that anopportunity my mom had as a
teacher there and I as a kiddidn't appreciate it.
And to tell you the truth,after a lot of stories I've told
Julie about things that I gotinto and experienced.

(56:52):
You would have thought I justwent to a small public school,
but I experience.
You would have thought I justwent to a small public school
but I liked it because it gaveme like a perspective I didn't
really have as far as like lifegoals for my children and what I
want to be able to provide forthem, because when I look at
like people that are youngerthan me and I'm still young.
But when I look at peopleyounger than me and the
opportunities that are there fora slightly younger generation

(57:12):
that I just I want to be able toprovide for my family because I
didn't have the heart at my age, then you know, to experience
those things.
I really liked that seriesbecause it helped me.
It helped me see a perspectivethat I didn't necessarily have.
There's been a lot of thingsinvolved.

(57:33):
Hey bro, just rip it.
We'll just rip it.
ASMR but there's been a hugeperspective shift in just
knowing you guys and aspirationsthat I want to see my personal
in-house family achieve.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
And episodes like a series like that are awesome.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
So what I'm hearing is we are doing part two now
officially, yeah, and you guysare doing ministry by.
We are doing part two nowofficially.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
And you guys are doing ministry, by the way, in
that regard.
Think about that.
I mean, I'm a believer, but thestuff that the generational,
you know impact of having aseries like that and the way it
moved my heart is like it'sgiven me something to move
towards.
So that's just affirmation foryou guys Appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yeah, I love that we even though it wasn't
specifically like YWAM month,you know, it was just like we've
a lot of our family has doneYWAM, so we know YWAMers and so
that was just kind of like theministry that we were able to
share on, but it's such ablessing that, um, or just YWAM
as an organization, has beensuch a blessing in our family as

(58:36):
well as now.
I have seen so many otherpeople come and talk to me, ask
me about YWAM and then go and dotheir DTS and then come back
and be like, oh, praise God, youknow we're like are currently
doing it, and so I love that.
Even those episodes are like Ican say, oh, hey, yeah, go
listen to like this episode onmy YWAM experience, or my

(58:58):
brothers or my sisters, or mysister and brother-in-law,
Because currently I have onegirl from my church who I mentor
, who is doing her DTS at YWAMShips.
I have someone who's leaving onFriday who I met with Julie and
I met with two years ago totalk about YWAM.
She's going to Ireland wow uh,one friend who is about to go to

(59:21):
the Middle East to do her DTSokay.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
YWAM discipleship training school.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah that's like the first initial school you can do
with YWAM.
So, anyway, it's just so coolthat now, like I have this like
family history of YWAM.
I've done YWAM and now I get tolike commission out and and
help equip other people who wantto know about doing
international missions andgrowing in that way.
So yeah.

(59:46):
I love that we got to use thepodcast as a way to be like a
resource for that.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Nice, nice, that's pretty great.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
I have a lighthearted comment about, uh, the episode
20, which was, uh, the fourthpart, four anyways.
I I left the comment sevenmonths ago about jairus's
english accent.
You did some type of imitationduring the episode, so I wanted
to know and I said like I wonderwhat it's gonna be like after
we go to london this year, whichwe, you know, have.
So I want to see if you wantedto try to do another, uh,

(01:00:14):
british accent.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Yeah, a little little british accent or, if you
wanted to try to, do anotherBritish accent.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Yeah, a little British accent, or whatever you
want to call it.
Come on, governor.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Oi, governor, go eat a little potato and a little.
How about this one?
How about this one?
Hello everybody, and welcomeback to.
That's not in Irish, but Imeant to be stampy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Who's stampy?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Nine-year-old Janelle is about to be really offended.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Oh, little nine-year-old Janelle going to
be a little little Russian witha mind.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Like who did you hear talking like that when we were
there?
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Not a soul, not a single person.
Talk like that in England.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
At least in London.
We don't speak to London, Idon't know, maybe somewhere out
there, maybe with an oi bro,Then it would have been good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Oi, doc, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Isn't it Tuesday Aluminium?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Aluminium.
Isn't it Tuesday Aluminium?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Aluminium, isn't it?
Isn't it?
I don't know why, but in mymind that's how every English
person ends their sentence,isn't it?
Some of them?
Yeah, oi, you know where thebathroom is.
I'll need to go and use it realquick, isn't it I?

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
think they say washroom, right Washroom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I can't repeat what they say you don't even know
Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
He's from England, isn't he?
Do you have a washcloset?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
No washcloset is Canadian.
I love the my days.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
My days.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
There's a YouTube channel that I watch and they're
British and they eat a lot offood and they will say get stuck
in, like whenever they're likeeating food, they're like that's
good, get stuck in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
What the heck.
Some of the catchphrases thatBritish people come up with.
That was foul.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
They say foul.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I think the best thing about British like
whenever they get caught oncamera like an American person
will be like hey, you should trybiscuits and gravy.
And they're like that soundsterrible.
And then they're like browngravy with the little cookie
biscuits.
They're like oh, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Have you seen?
It's a TikTok of the guytalking to like acting British
making fun of American food.
I've got to find it.
It is the funniest thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
That's the thing.
It's like, yeah, they dog itreally bad.
Like, oh, American food's awful.
And then they try biscuits andgravy and they're like, wow,
this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
The guy's like, oh, I could really use a spot of fish
pea soup.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Ew yeah, dude, they eat wet toast, wet toast, yeah,
beans and toast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
When I was in England , I did not eat.
Well, I'm not going to lie howcould they eat wet toast?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I boiled the beans and boiled the toast and put
beans and toast, boiled theghetto on the meat, but I ate it
.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I found it.
He said banana and fish peasoup.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Let's take bread, toast it and then soak it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Toast it, soak it, smoke it With Bush's baked beans
Bloke on it All right, I'mgoing to play this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I'm going to play this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
By George, I could really go for a bowl of banana
fish pea soup.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh God, I'm salivating just thinking about
it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Nice fruity fish bowl of peas and banana and sardines
, Sardines, banana and peas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
I'll have my big bowl , please.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Very good, very good, it's funny yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I would try blood pudding though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I just think it's funny that the British don't
have a whole lot of culinaryexcellence and then they try and
dog America, where the culinaryexcellence of the then they try
and dog America where, like,the culinary excellence of the
world merges in America.
Every ethnic group comes toAmerica to make a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
They have one famous chef who's British and then all
of a sudden they think that theyknow what food is, Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Julia Childs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
No, they have Gordon Ram and everyone and he's just a
meme.
That's what he is.
He's just mean to people.
Well, he's mean, but I'm sayinghe's an internet meme.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
That's the only reason he's famous yeah, for the
record, I knew that juliachilds was american.
I was just thinking of thespoof that someone made of her
and she sounded kind of britishuh-huh, sure sounded like the
swedish chef from the Muppets, Idon't even know who that is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
The Swedish chef, no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I know who that is, I know which.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Muppet, you're talking about Jairus.
Oh, we have a great idea foryou.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Oh yeah, finally make me watch Muppet Treasure Island
.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
We're going to hoax you into thinking we're doing a
birthday party for you.
It's actually just a viewing ofMuppets Treasure Island.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
It's just such a running joke now in the family
that it's funnier to not watchit at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Yeah, but you're going to be thinking you're
going to a Christmas Eve serviceand you guys are going to show
up and you're going to walk inand it's just 40 people just
sitting.
And then the movie comes on andyou're like wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
I mean that would be funny, because we do watch the
Muppets Christmas, everyChristmas.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Now, right, yeah, I love that one.
I watch that one all the time.
Why did you say it that way?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
You're just like.
I love that one Muppets,Treasure Island sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I haven't even seen it.
I've never seen it.
Anyways, all right, so yeah,yeah, back on track.
Where even were we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Well, we were going to go to Ashley, but her
favorite is Julie's favorite,yeah, and then your favorite.
Can we talk?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
about the Twilight episode.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Yeah, so that's what I was going to say.
So now we'll move into thesilly episodes.
So the Twilight argument.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
So the Twilight argument, so the Twilight debate
, or I think it was the greatestdebate, the debate of the
century or something like thatis what it was called.
The most fun I had recording anepisode, because it was the
only episode of the podcast thatwas written, like all the other
episodes.
Yeah, we have our notes whocome in, but it's not scripted
or anything.
But that one was completelyscripted.
We had so many takes becauseevery time me and John started

(01:06:42):
saying something we would justbust out laughing.
If there was something torelease bloopers on, that one
would be hilarious to havebloopers for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It was hard to keep a serious face.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
The whole time talking about Jacob's rock-hard
abs or whatever Covered in hair.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Covered in hair Covered in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, oh my gosh.
And then just at the very itwas so funny because at the very
end, when we're going Raperfools, is our legitimate
laughing at the fact, yeah, ofwhat we were doing.
And that wasn't even like afake.
I got you Like no, we werelaughing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Honestly, there should be like you re-listen to
the episode and like count howmany times jerry said dreamy
because he was like edward isdreamy, like, so, like,
aggressively what made it what?

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
we did that, and then after that my wife and I
watched all the Twilight movies,so it just solidified the
debate.
I was like God, these moviesare so awful, so bad.
Well, okay, maybe I shouldn'tsay bad, just really like cheesy
.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
No, they're bad.
Have you seen the camera angles, the lighting of it?
Like it's unsettling.
And maybe it's supposed to beunsettling on purpose, but I had
so many moments where I waswatching it that I was like this
just isn't, these just aren'tgood ideas.
They would just like the camerawould just spiral towards the
sea like the sky well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But in their defense, the fifth movie was pretty good
, so they did redeem it withthat I mean they, the fifth one
finally got a budget, becauseit's like the books aren't
terrible.
They're not like you know,they're not works of art or
anything.
What?
The books aren't terrible?
No, seriously, the books arenot like works of art, but
they're not like terrible thingsto read.

(01:08:27):
But then you watch the moviesand they're unwatchable.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
I disagree.
Wait, you both have read them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I have, yeah, I have, I've dabbled, I Wait you both
have read them.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
I have, yeah, I have, I've dabbled, I have what?

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
This is crazy, Julie.
Have you read the book?
I've never picked up that bookin my life.
I've never read the book.
John, have you read the book?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
You said crazy with a W and you're like this is crazy
.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
This is crazy.
Whoa hey, it's because she'smissing all her teeth, but two
of them, no.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I know, Another one coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
But seriously, I recently.
So we watched the first fourand then I recently watched the
fifth one.
I was like you know what theydid?
They did pretty good redeemingit with the fifth one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Except the creepy CGI baby.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
That's the fourth one .

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Oh, I haven't seen any of the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Well, the fourth one's called the Batman, oh Good
.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
And then the seventh one is called Harry Potter,
isn't it, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Harry Potter, did you put your name In the gobble of
fire, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Harry Potter.
Do you prefer Edward or Jacob?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Isn't it?
I'm an adolescent, sir Harry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Potter, do you prefer Edward or Jacob, isn't it?
I'm an adolescent, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Wait, he prefers Cedric.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Diggory, cedric, diggory.
Goes on a big array, isn't it?
You prefer Cedric?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Diggory or Victor Crumb.
Oh golly, maybe we should dothat, maybe we should do a
versus.
But it's Harry Potter versussomething else, so we can make
fun of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I feel like anytime we bring up Harry Potter though,
it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
You hate Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah, if you like Harry Potter, you hate Jesus.
Yeah, we do do that.
I want to bring something up.
I have worked Diligently Tocreate an application About
Saints that Serve and if youhave any question about the
Saints that Serve podcast, it'llgive you the answer.

(01:10:28):
So, as a test, I asked it afterfeeding it all the podcast
information how many times wasJesus mentioned overall on all
51 episodes?
Because we're recording 52right now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
And plus bonus.
So how many times do you thinkJesus was mentioned across all
of the saints that serve Podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Like the name Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Just the word, the name Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Is it more than like?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Is it bigger than a bread basket?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Is it bigger than?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
a whale 137 times.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
I would say like 2000 .
I'm going to say 497.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
That seems all really high.
Like I'm being super criticalof us.
I'm like I don't know, maybelike 75 times, 90 times, I
thought 137 was pretty moderate.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Like he's pushing the , she goes 2,000.
Everybody point and laugh atDylan.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
It was 143.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Wait, what I overshot for real.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah, so if you have any questions about the podcast
Over 9,000.
Over 9,000.
So if you have any questions,you know, just if you want to
bring it up about the podcast,ask it and we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
How many times do we mention video game, Honestly
that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
was a great guess on my part.
That was good, that was reallyclose.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Such a good guesser.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
You're so good at guessing, honey.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
I guess I'll marry you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I think the real question is how many times did
Jairus talk about Kingdom Hearts?
Too many to count no four times.
How many times did Jairus talkabout Kingdom Hearts?
Too many to count no four times?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
How many times did you bring up Lord of the Rings?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Oh, that'll be the next one.
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Is this an?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
AI thing, no, I actually had to feed.
Yes, it's AI, but I had to feedit into this app.
All of this data about thepodcast, Wow, so I have the
answer already.
The term video games wasmentioned 92 times across the
across all the episodes hey, youtalk about jesus more than

(01:12:34):
video games but barelyapparently it's pretty good
though, jesus, over games.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
No, put that on your wall j Jesus over games.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Put Jesus over the word games.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Yeah, let's make a Hobby Lobby sign.
Hobby Lobby sign.
Put it in your dining room witha game controller on it, but it
has to be like the greater thansimple.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Yeah, the greater than simple.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Jesus greater than games.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Just a controller.
Well, G and a controller, WaitG.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
God, oh, I was like Jesus.
Jaysus, jaysus.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Gazus, gazus.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Over a game.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Do we have any more questions?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
The Lord of the Rings .
Oh, what was it?
How many times is Lord of theRings brought up?
Riveting, riveting, riveting,quite.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Quite excellent.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Yeah, after this episode In, it's gonna be
mentioned the most.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
We just need a shirt that says In it, on it, in it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Just a silhouette Like someone like Out in it.
In it Are we still working?

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
on merch?
No, no, let someone out in theend.
Are we still working on merch?
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
We've made a lot of promises and never fulfilled any
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Oh my gosh, Do y'all have any guesses, I'm going 200.
More than.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
More than Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
More than Jesus.
I have no concept of.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
I don't know.
I feel like when we talk aboutLord of the Rings, we say Lord
of the Rings a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Yeah, it's 132 times, so not quite as much as Jesus,
still less than Jesus, that'sgood cause.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
That's the thing is like.
I feel like we interchangeJesus, god and he, and we'll
like in the context, we'retalking about him a lot, but
we'll use different words to betalking about the same thing,
you know, whereas Lord of theRings is like Lord of the Rings.
You got to say Lord of theRings for Lord of the Rings,
because Lord of the Rings isLord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Yeah, but you could be making references without
saying Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
So to bring Ashley up to speed, she had to go walk
the dog.
I have an application that youcan ask any question about the
podcast and so far we've askedhow many times was Jesus
mentioned?
And it was 143 times.
Lord of the Rings, and what wasthe other one?
How many times video games wasmentioned?
That was 92 times.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
And Lord of the Rings .

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Janelle tried to run away from.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Raven.
Get away from the dog and thedog was like playtime.
Oh, we're running now.
She said I've got you for threeminutes.
Three minutes of playtime.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
You're going nowhere she senses the fear.
Do what.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
She says you really can't sense the fear.
Nowhere she senses the fear.
You know, Do what.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
She says you really can sense the fear.
She senses the fear.
Lord of the Rings was mentioned132 times across all episodes.
And what was my next question?
How was I supposed to be typingin?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
We were asking Ashley .

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
What should we ask about the podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Many times it's the word wife.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Yeah, I was like my wife Ashley.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Because I talk about my wife too, so we probably talk
about wife.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Praise my wife.
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
That was an opportunity for Ashley to just
catch him out in the open.
How many times do you talknegatively about your?
We did have that segment for acouple episodes of things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
My wife said yeah, that's true, we did have that
segment for a couple episodes ofthings.
My wife said yeah, that's true.
We did do that.
The word wife was mentioned 106times.
Wow, it was mentioned threetimes in the summer movie draft
showdown.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
I wonder why.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
In the election night live stream, wife was mentioned
seven times.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
That was kind of funny.
I thought I was thinking whatabout Jairus versus Johnny?
It should be roughly equal,except for the fact that Johnny
was sick for those four weeks.
But we said his name even whenhe wasn't there.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the count of that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Ooh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
I feel like there's been a few intros where Jairus
has introduced himself moretimes as Johnny than Jairus Wait
what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Yeah, where I said I am Johnny.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Well, while we're doing that, if you guys want to
start thinking in your headswhat is your favorite movie,
what is your favorite game, andthen the final one will be a
cryptid what's been yourfavorite cryptid discussion, and
that's all that cia, thecryptozoology, animals, aliens,
all of it.
So I'll be thinking about thatwhile we cryptids mentioned in

(01:17:15):
the show or overall it can beoverall.
I'm gonna go out on a limb andsay most people here, most of
their exposure to cryptids isprobably through that show,
because I'm the only nerd who'sgoing out looking this stuff up.
How many times has your namementioned?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
It's loading right now.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Oh, dang I want to know how many times Janelle gets
interrupted whenever she's onthe podcast Every time you guys
have a guest, 576 times Everytime you have a guest you listen
so patiently, and then you haveme on and I talk and it becomes
a joke every single time, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
When we interrupt you .

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Oh, what what?
We interrupt you.
Why are you not talking?
Are we interrupting you?
We're not even interrupting youand you're acting.
Are we interrupting you?
We're not even interrupting youand you're acting like we're
interrupting you Dang Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
How many times was Jairus' name mentioned?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
It's still loading.
Hold on, I got to take care ofthe dog.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Apparently more than everything else we've asked to
do.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
More than Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
That's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
I mean Jesus doesn't have an intro for the podcast,
so it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Maybe we should do that.
My name's Johnny, this isJareth and our third is Jesus
Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
There's another in the fire.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yeah, all right.
Well, while we're doing that, alittle side tangent what is
your favorite movie?
We'll just say, in this seasonof life, what's your enjoyable
flick Ladies first.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Every season of my life, my favorite movie is
Little Women or Lego Batman Okay, greatest Batman movie of all
time.
Bestman movie of all time.
Batman movie of all time who'sbatman in that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
who plays batman?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
arnett there we go will arnett is the best batman
of all time the worst movie,interrupting janelle oh, it is
not.
It's the best.
My favorite movie is littlewomen and I'm so excited because
, now that I'm engaged, I toldmy fiancé I want a little woman.
Loki.

(01:19:33):
I told him when we starteddating.
He was like oh, what's yourfavorite movie?
I said Little Women.
He was like oh, we should watchit sometime.
And I said no, no, like you'regoing to need to, like you're
going gonna need to marry mefirst like this is like this is
a really deep emotional thingfor me, like we can't just watch
this movie together, likethat's too much, too intimate,

(01:19:57):
that's too intimate.
And so when we had our I don'tlove you enough.
Yet when we had our engagementparty, I was like we can finally
watch Little Women together.
And he was like have I doneenough, janelle?
Have I proved to you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Now that you've ponied up and you're going to
marry me, let's watch LittleWomen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
And now I keep on bringing it up and he's like, no
, I don't want to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
You know what I've changed my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I don't think I anyone will watch that movie.
Okay, so this misunderstoodwhat I was asking for.
It thought I was asking howmany times was Jairus and Johnny
mentioned together?
42 times.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Wow, Wow.
All right.
What about you, Anjali?
Do you have a flick that youenjoy?

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I enjoy many flicks, the wrist or finger variety
Movies.
I have seen them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
I watch film.
I've been in front of a TVbefore.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
No, I honestly, I'm going to shout out the Clue
movie, I think it's underratedand we don't talk about it
enough yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
It's from the 80s, though, right, or is it 90s?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
I think it's 90s.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Is it 90s?
Either way, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
It's a cult classic.
Love the board game, love themovie, love the aesthetic, love
the soundtrack.
That's a fall, that's an autumnmovie right there, 85.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Oh, I was wrong 85.
Or Clue I really like thatmovie.
They're re-releasing it andthey have the different endings
being shown their anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
An alternate ending yeah anniversary, releasing it,
not like redoing it andreleasing it.
Oh, praise the Lord, I can'ttake it on the remake yeah, well
, but it it's not a remake, Iguess it's a reboot.
But uh, naked gun, we went andsaw in theaters.
That was really hilarioushilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Okay, so I've got a number comparing Johnny and
Jairus being mentioned.
So who do you think wasmentioned more?
Johnny.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Yeah, I'm going to guess Johnny too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Janelle, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Because you always introduce yourself as Johnny.
I think it well.
We do make fun of you a lot.
Oh, thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Yeah, but think about all the times that we're not
even talking about me.
Like we'll mention Johnny Bravoor Johnny Bravo.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Yeah, I'm going to guess, Johnny more.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
I'm voting cheers Aw.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Your biases failed you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
So the name John was mentioned 291 times, whoa, and
the name Jairus was mentioned167 times.
That just shows that I talk toJohn more than John talks to me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
No, but, like I said, it's not always me.
There's other Johns that we sayin jest Wow, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Also Jared's introducing himself.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
That's where my mind was going that's true, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Johnny.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
And I'm also Johnny Welcome to the Thick Dick Dab.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Yeah, all right, true , I'm johnny and I'm also johnny
, welcome to the thing.
Yeah, all right favorite moviedo you have a movie this season
that you frequent yeah, thisseason.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Well, now I will frequent oh, hold on, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Note on john versus johnny.
For the purposes of this count,instances of john were included
only when the context clearlyindicated it referred to the
co-host Johnny.
Oh dang, this thing isintelligent.
This app.
I found this thing is smart.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Official and intelligent this AI is brilliant
, man Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Isn't it?
What's your movie?

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Right now I would say Zathura, just because I watched
it like a week ago.
Y'all know Zathura.
Zathura, it's one of the boardgame movies no, I'd rather
Jumanji, no, no, whoa, pause.
You said it's a board gamemovie.
Yeah, it's a knockoff movie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It is 100% a knockoff copy clone of Jumanji.
It's so much better thanJumanji.
You know who's in it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Kristen Stewart is in it.
Yep, kristen Stewart's in it.
Boom, bazinga, bazinga.
You know who's in Jumanji.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
No no no.
Kevin Hart, no, robin Williams.
That movie did not happen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
I'm not talking about wayne johnson, yeah, that one,
jevin hart starring in everyflop from 2021.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
They think they're together and they make money.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
They're the real cryptids.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
They're the real cryptids the mystery is why do
they keep making movies together?
Yeah, yeah, but yes, I'mtalking about the original drew
munchie.
I don't count the other twoyeah, they don't care.
But who's that?
Yeah, they don't count.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
But who's the kid, the older brother, the actor,
he's Peeta right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Yeah, Josh Hutcherson .

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Peeta, really yeah, peeta, peeta, yeah Peeta, peeta
Park, peeta Park oh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Peeta.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
That movie's fire.
Y'all should watch it.
It's a great.
I've seen it a long time familyfriendly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Not really, it's literally jumanji in space.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
It's still a board game that takes over everything.
It's a copy clone of jumanji.
Why are you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
trying to.
It's not good, there's so mucheye contact with me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
There's so much childhood pain that is like
being yeah, jumanji was my,inflicted upon me your favorite
movie is trash and you're trashbecause that's your favorite
movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
All right, flicked it upon me.
Jairus is looking at Jairus.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Jairus is like your favorite movie is trash and
you're trash because that's yourfavorite movie.
Alright, listen, Isn't yourwedding supposed to be like Guns
N' Roses themed?
Wouldn't you prefer the thingthat has references?
Welcome to the Jungle.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
Dude, I couldn't even .
I don't even know that.
I'm being honest with you,julie is the brilliant pun one.
She pulled that together.
I haven't even listened to thatsong.
That's the song Guns and Roses.
Yeah, the song is called Gunsand Roses.
Let me just exploit myselfright now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
It's a band, no, but you're treating them like
they're Mormons.
You're trying to protect mefrom their false doctrine
Because you're making eyecontact with them.
You're like the movie.
The movie's awful, don't watchit.
This is the Mormonism toChristianity.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Yeah, guys.
I guess I won't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Christianity is Jumanji, all the other cults is
Zathura.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Dang.
All right, okay, but Zathura,zathura.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Zathura.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
All right, hey Ashley , what are you?

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
enjoying.
One of my favorite movies ofall time is 500 Days of Summer.
It has Joseph Gordon-Levitt init, who I like as an actor, and
it what is that name?
Zooey Deschanel as well.
But yeah, I don't like romancemovies at all, but I do like
movies that are more realisticor that have a kind of sad

(01:27:02):
ending, because I think that'smore realistic to life If they
mention romance in it, I don'tknow.
Anyways, that's one of thosetype of movies.
Plus, it has like the bestsoundtrack ever, like that's
when I first heard the songSweet Disposition by the Temper
Trap and I literally love thatsong.
So I can really just watch thatmovie just to hear that song
playing in one scene.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Luckily there's a thing called Spotify.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Well, I use Apple Music because you, you know
because that's what we pay foryeah that's what we have yeah,
but you, your romance didn't endsad yeah, but in movies yeah,
but not wait no no, not ever,but in movies they never.
They depict romance in a verylike dramatic way.

(01:27:42):
You see the very super toxicand or you know, and all is
forgiven at the end becausesomeone runs after them.
At the end, you know, like thewhole movie scene whatever the
trope.
I got you the cheating, theglorification of adultery.
There's just so many thingswrong with, I guess, romance
movies or you know, but yeah, soI think, like the ones that
ironically end did you sayreacher?

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
preach it oh we said preacher iacher.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I was like that's not a romance.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
No, I agree with Ashley.
I also like 500 Days of Summerand La La.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Land, yeah, I can think of a name La La Land's on
my top 10.
It is on my top 10.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
It made me almost cry at the end La La Land it was
real.
La.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
La Land.
It's the same thing Singing inthe Rain and La La.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Land.
You haven't seen An American inBears, why are you watching La
La Land?

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Alright Jers.
What's an enjoyable flick thatyou're regularly watching.
Regularly watching oroccasionally watching, regularly
watching, what's a movie thatyou would always recommend to
somebody, shrek somebody wantsno?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
get out of my swamp no, I think shrek is the movie
I've seen more than any othermovie.
Okay, back when I was a child,I owned like one DVD and I
couldn't fall asleep unless Iwas watching something, so I
just turned on Shrek every nightto go to bed Till this day Till

(01:29:19):
this day.
Whoa called out Everybody,let's shuffle upstairs and we'll
all look at my Shrek collection.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Sorry.
So you've been roasting all ofour movie choices and yours is
Shrek.
That is the most ridiculousthing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
You should hear him play it up, because he's like
they spent all this money onPrince of Egypt.
I mean, don't get me wrong,prince of Egypt is great, but
then Shrek did way better in thetheaters, no, seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
When they were making .
No, listen, listen.
Actual funny story.
Funny story at DreamWorks whenthey were making Prince of Egypt
if you got in trouble whilemaking Prince of Egypt, they
sent you to go work on Shrek.
So they sent and the peoplereferenced to it is they got
sent to the dungeon to animateShrek.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Shrek was the timeout corner for.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
DreamWorks.
It is so funny Financiallyspeaking, Shrek made so much
more money than Prince of Egypt,but Prince of Egypt is such a
better movie it is quiteexcellent.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
I've never even seen it.
Prince of Egypt.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
No, oh my gosh that is a classic right there.
That is a beautifully animatedclassic movie.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Yes, Okay.
Well, now you know what youguys have to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
There's a lot I have to educate him on, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Okay, but this goes to the top of the list Like
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Also Prince of Egypt.
The musical is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Mm-hmm of Egypt.
The musical is incredible.
Just the music in general fromthat would warrant it.
Is there any extra songs thatthey added in?
There is Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
The choreography is incredible because they
literally there's this one scenewhere the baby is like cast off
into the river.
And so it's these people likerolling on the ground and as
they roll the like baby in the.
It's not a real baby, but youknow the baby in the basket like
gets rolled over the people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
I also really like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Watchmen.
Watchmen the adult DC.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Jairus is probably the only person I know who
really likes DC movies, I thinkbefore we got together I rarely
watched any DC movies, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
And now it's grown on you my thoughts exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Okay.
Like the Batman movies, likeChristian Bale and stuff like
that, those are good movies.
Now, that wasn't a part of theSnyderverse or the whatever
James Gunn-verse.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
I really liked Zack Snyder as a director.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Batman is one of my favorite characters.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
He made Watchmen people.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Oh, he did make well, yeah, he did make.
Well yeah, he did make Watchmen300.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
And Shrek and Shrek.
Funny enough, Wait, really nonot at all.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Not Shrek so gullible .
I'm like man.
This is cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
He's like I'm learning so much today.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
I see it, I see it now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I mean I don't get the Rings.
As far as an individual movie,I like the Mummy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Oh yeah, Classic.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
It is quite enjoyable .

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Is that with Brandon Fraser?

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Brandon Fraser, yeah.
I swear if you're about to sayit never seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
I haven't seen it.
I know Brandon Fraser got hisjob done.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
We'll do a movie night at my house and you can
come over and watch it it is oneof those few movies that is
just truly 90's actionperfection.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
The Scarabs right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Spring cleaning?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Let me guess Spring cleaning.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Looks like somebody's on the wrong side of the river.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Oh god, it looks to be like I've got all the horses.
Was there another questionafter the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Yeah, I'm going to ask you guys are you playing any
games right now, currently?
What is your current game?

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Only mind game.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Or what would you like to be playing?

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Sly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Cooper 2.
Sly Cooper 2.
Sly Cooper, seriously beplaying mine sly cooper 2.
Fly cooper sly.
Sly cooper, seriously greatgame, sly cooper 2 I played.
I played two and three and Inever really played the first
one.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
First one I got it.
It's trash.
Is it really bad?
Yeah, it's just ps1 old game.
You have to stay in line.
Yeah, sly cooper 2 was likeopen world.
Yeah, it was like one of thefirst few games.
It was open world and it wastremendously amazing.
And then three was amazing andthen I went back to play one
because I loved it so much andit was just like that poor
turtle got crippled yeah bentleygot crippled yeah and now I'm

(01:33:39):
playing dishonored too, becauseit's it, it's reminiscent of it
did you ever play?

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
not Insidious, infamous.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Infamous.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
no, it's the same company that made Slack Cooper,
but it's like a superherosuperpower game.
I highly recommend it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Oh, I know the game you're talking about.
Yeah, I know the game.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
There's like there's two ones where you play as Cole
McGrath, and then the third oneis the one I would recommend
that is not really connected tothe other two.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
It's on PS4.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
I know the game you're talking about though, get
it, play it, it's great.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Platinum, we're giving you a bunch of homework,
right now so much.
All right, Jarius, what are youcurrently playing?

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
I just bought Hollow Knight Silksong.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
You want to elaborate a little bit for us.
It's a video game.
Doesn't know what it's about.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
It's like a um Metrovania, where you're like a
bug going through like thiscavern trying to save the world.
Okay, the bug world or the bugworld.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Bug Savior Complex.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
I'm also playing a little game called Fantasy Life
Eye.
Yeah, you were telling me aboutthat.
I talked about that one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, life, I yeah you're telling me, but I talked
about that one.
Yeah, yeah and yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Ladies are you playing any games?
I am.
I am playing hell divers 2 alot.
I shouldn't, but I will but Iam well.
I only get to play at night,like after the boys have gone to
bed, and you know I still haveto get up in the morning.
So it's like sometimes you playa little long and then you're
tired the next day, so but it isvery enjoyable.
I could talk about that gamefor like an hour.

(01:35:13):
It's so much fun and there's somuch like.
The game's only been out forwhat?

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
two years now, but there's so much in it already
that it's just hell divers yeah,hell, divers too.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
You played with this once, haven't?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
you uh more than once , but yeah, a handful.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Yeah, we played a couple times.
Yeah, I bought it because ofy'all dude, it's so much.
It's a lot of fun.
Um, I didn't have a lot of funthe last time we played because
I was having computer issues.
Yeah, we solved those computerissues, hey so I think we should
be good yeah, like tonight I'vegot some podcast editing to do
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Okay, ashley.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
The Sims how are Sims going?

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
It's going great actually Tell us about how one
of your male characters gotpregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Pause One of my male characters got abducted by an
alien.
You know, yeah, so I have analien child.
You can send them back to thealien world, but I just don't
believe in that.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
So morally it's not right reach it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
So yeah, but um, now, since I'm sims, I'm also
playing animal crossing newhorizons a little bit and, uh,
pokemon go, that's.
Yeah, I've been doing that likecrazy, trying, but also because
I'm trying to be more activeand it's actually nice to go on
a walk, take Raven, our dog, andcatch a Pokemon.
Yeah, those are my games.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
There you go, there you go.
What are you playing, julieLife?

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Yeah, I'm more of a player.
I don't really like games.
That doesn't make sense, I justplay, I just play.
Yeah, no, I really only doboard games.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
What's a go-to board game for you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
I'm loving Five Minute Dungeon right now.
It's so fun.
I just taught Carter and Dylanhow to play Clue.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
For the first time, clue Jr.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
No just regular Clue.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
I thought you were going to say that you just
taught them how to playfive-minute Dutton.
That, too, moved up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
And Catan, catan.
All roads lead back.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
To Catan.
Do you have any brick?
No, but I got sheep.
Do you need sheep?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Do you have any brick ?
No, I have clay.
I have sheep.
Do you need sheep?
Do you have any brick?
No, I have clay.
I have got clay, it's notcalled brick, you idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
It's not rock.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
It's stone.
You need any tree.
I got plenty of tree.
I don't, I don't, it's wool,not sheep.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Anyways, all right, janelle.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Playing a lot of Duck Duck Goose Tag.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Red Robin.
No, what is it, red Rover?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Red Rover Been playing some Red.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Robin yum, Just say you haven't been playing
anything.
You don't have to mess with us.
Wow, so inconsiderate Over here.
Just wow, Making fun of her.
Looks like it.
She's our.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Wow, so inconsiderate Over here just wow, Making fun
of her.
Looks like she's our-.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Uno, no mercy with me , I did.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
It looks like she was our first guest and is going to
be our last guest.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
This is my last episode on the pod.
No, I used to play some games.
I used to be a game girl.
That was my favorite websitegames.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Until.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
I matured and got engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
I'm so very, very busy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
I do like a little bit of Catan the last.
See what I mean.
See what I mean.
Every other person answersseriously and they get to have
it, not me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
It was perfect.
I'm just so very, very busy andnet.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
This is a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap
, it's a trap, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
She knows about a crash out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I already have Last video game I played, I think was
, Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Dang.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Redacted Jairus is actually getting replaced by me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Oh, I thought you meant the game was called
Redacted.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
I'm sure there is a game called Redacted.
It's possible.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Untitled Goose Game is what I was trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Untitled Goose Game.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
I loved it.
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
I enjoyed that game.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
I played it with Ian, my fiancé.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
Do you know what would be a really good couples
building game?
Keep talking, nobody explodes.
Keep talking, nobody explodes.
Oh my gosh, that would be sogood idea, right?
What is that?
Oh my gosh, you're trying todisarm a bomb, but the
instructions you don't.
All you have is the bomb, andthen someone else has the
instructions.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Physically has pieces of paper, yeah, and it's a bomb
defusal fusel manual.
And so it's like Okay, I'mseeing wires, alright, what are
the Color of the wires?
And they're like Going throughthe manual, like okay,
communication, it's a deepCommunication game.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
And it's timed, so you have until, and then if the
bomb Goes off before you're done, then Then you break up, yeah
break it up, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
I mean, we're gonna Do it right now.
All right, tease me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Okay, all right, you're short Handsome.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
But you can only drive stick shift at work, isn't
it?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
You like soggy toast?

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Ah, no, no, no, he likes soggy chips though.
Oh, what Soggy nachos?
Yeah, definitely Got to sitthere for a minute.
Wet them up, wet them up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Wet them up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
I don't like to chew my nachos.
I like to drink them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
I like to strain the liquid from it.
Get stuck in, isn't it?
Get stuck in, isn't?

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
it.
It's the new In-N-Out logo.
Get stuck in.
It's the new In-N-Out's logo.
Get stuck in.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
In-N-Out, get stuck in.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
Are they saying it like get stuck in, like shoved,
or get stuck in like it can'tcome out?

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
I think it's like get stuck in.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Like you're getting into the food.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
I'm getting stuck in like you're getting into the
food.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Oh, I'm getting stuck in it, ew.
I think any interpretation isgoing to be gross.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
It's pulling me in.
It's a black hole, I'm notgoing to make it out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Oh man, oh man, oh man.
Anyways, yeah, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
That's all I had.
That's it.
Yeah, I don't really haveanything.
What was the third one?

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
It was movies, video game and cryptid.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Oh, there we go.
Thank you, sorry, sorry, allright, so now we'll go around
and we'll ask you guys, what'syour what?
Maybe not your favorite, butwhat stood out to you the most
as far as cryptids or conspiracytheories?
We'll start with the one whodoes not like this at all Ashley
, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
I actually advocated for the cryptic corner.
There's like several episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
It's no longer called the cryptic corner.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
called the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
The corner, okay, the corner.
But you know, back when it wasthe cryptic corner, it was a
point where there was noepisodes that didn't have it.
But I can't even remember likeone that is really good.
I mean not that it was reallygood, I can't really remember.
I keep thinking like the LochNess Monster.
I don't even know about that.

(01:42:48):
Or we did recently, though nota long time ago.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Yeah, I'm picked that .
Yeah, that's what came to mindloch ness, there you go, because
we talked about it, like if yousee a picture of the loch ness
monster, like what you typicallysay, oh, here's the, we
captured a photo of it, and whenyou actually like see the full
photo, you see how small andfake it actually is.
But if it's zoomed in, it'sobviously obviously like oh,
this thing is huge.
And then when you pull out,it's like at the bank of the

(01:43:12):
beach, really close, and it'sreally tiny, like just a piece
of wood.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
So, yeah, just the Easily disproved the picture
that was claiming to be it Likeyou can't like, oh I can.
Sure that was claiming to be itlike you can't like, oh I can I
mean.
But that's the biggest thing,like in the crypto world is
people will falsify evidence thecrypto world.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Cryptocurrency, I said cryptid.
You said crypto, I said cryptid.
Back me up.
What'd he say?

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
hey, I've been making fun of you all.
You guys all night, back me upwho's gonna come to my defense?
No, I'm sorry, cryptid.
In the cryptid world, there'speople that will falsify
evidence in order to getwhatever.
I don't even know what they getfrom it, because it's kind of

(01:43:58):
like a credit?
I don't know yeah, like creditand stuff.
But it's like, do they get paidin crypto?
Maybe yeah maybe some.

Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
Find one, then One Bitcoin please.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
There you go, all right Moving on down the line.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
I don't think about cryptids too much, kind of just
Because.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
I'm normal.
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
I like to go through life ignorantly and naive and
just kind of do my little thing,don't dance my little dance.
Go to work, go to sleep getmarried yeah, I get married um
but sometimes I randomly likeit'll hit me and I'll be afraid,
and then I'll like just forgetabout it so I'm not afraid
anymore.
So something I think about uh,one time one of my sisters

(01:44:53):
started explaining the wolf mandog man dog man.
To me that freaks me out, whatsister.
Jennifer, oh, freaks me out.
I'll be driving at night andthen I'll like think about it
Because I am small.
Okay, if, like, if any cryptidwere to go after somebody, it

(01:45:14):
would be me, like, when I was akid, I used to be scared of
birds because I thought theywould like pick me up and like
carry me on.
To be fair, I told her thatpretty much every day of her
life.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Be careful, or the buzzard will get you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
That's a big hawk out there.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
Janelle.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Yeah, like I would see like a flock of birds and I
would like run under the porchto like Like a chicken.
Yeah, I'd be, like they'regonna take me Anyway.
So yeah, dog man, not a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Not a fan of Bigfoot, not a fan, not a fan of Bigfoot
, not a fan of the Thunderbird.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
We know she's Team Edward.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
Yeah, when all of the files on the alien, you know
when in court they were likethey're hiding this alien and we
found it, I was saying withJennifer and Sam and they were
like Janelle, what would you doif aliens actually existed?
And I was like I was about tocrash out.
I was like I can't even affordto go to college.
And now you're saying therecould be like an alien invasion

(01:46:11):
and I'm going to get enslaved orsomething Like this is too much
, I can't even like, pay mybills.
So that's my thought on that.
And then, oh, I went camping.
I told you this when I got backfrom my camping trip.

(01:46:34):
I went camping and a missingwoman was like there was a
missing woman oh yeah rightbefore or right before we got to
the camp, and so the whole timewe were like the killer.
We were like we would say thename of the park and we'd be
like, oh, there's a killer,which probably was a bad joke
yeah, it's crazy but, um,because it was me and a bunch of
my friends, so we're all justlike young girls in the woods,

(01:46:57):
but we had a boy scout troopcamping right next to us, so I
felt very safe there you go,because the cryptid would have
got them first.
Yeah, because that was the thing.
When I talked to John about it,he was like it's the mushrooms.
Wait, what did you say?
The fairy?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
The fae folk.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
Oh yeah, Was it that or a door, I don't know.
You said A door?

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Oh my gosh that door is going to get me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
I don't know.
I just remember I was sayinglike, oh, like the woman was
missing, and you were like ohyeah, people go missing in the
woods all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Oh, missing 411.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Some people say it's because of this or that Portals
Portals, not a door.
Mistake door with portal.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
It was either fairies or a door I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
It was a fairy door called a portal.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Yeah, it was a portal , isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Got him Alright, it's like not even funny anymore,
but the fact that we just keepdoing it makes it funny.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Alright.
What about y'all over there?
What do y'all got Conspiraciesor crypt crap, that's all.

Speaker 5 (01:48:09):
I've got so many yeah he knows way more than I do.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
I mean, okay, I'm not looking for you guys to be
experts here, I'm just saying,like, let me expert you.
What's a point of interest?

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
Well, anywhere you know from, like Graham Hancock,
discovering things the littlepeople discovered, I think in
Indonesia.
I'm more in the cryptid spaceof the lost technologies and

(01:48:45):
megalithic structures beingfound and things like the
pyramids and the Aztecs andstuff like that.
That's all like reused spaceand real estate, like what was
going on before that.
Yeah, um and it and uh.
You know I was hearing likestuff like the nephilim agenda
I'm always hearing about, but Idon't know how I feel about like
yeah, opinion wise, I just Idon't like.
We talked about it last night.
I don't discredit a lot of thestuff I hear.
I just also haven't marriedmyself to a strong belief thank

(01:49:10):
goodness you didn't marryyourself that's what you have,
julie.
Sorry for using english but um,that was a good time for in it,
but anyway um it's too late butyeah, I I do like, like, like.
When it comes like dogman andlike bigfoot and stuff like that
, I I don't delve into thosespaces as much as I do.

(01:49:32):
What was happening on earth,like you read the old testament
and you hear about like thegiants and before noah's time,
that's that's where my interestis peaked because I'm like what
was going on?
Yeah, like, what were they upto?
What were they doing that wecould find today?

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Yeah, because it is such a short amount of
documentation for a very longtime.

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
Yes, that frustrated me so much when I, like came to
faith and I was like the Bible'sgoing to tell me this stuff,
and then it's like Genesis islike nah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Nah, you don't really need to know any of that.
All you need to know is theyall suck yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:50:13):
All you need to know is they don't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Yeah that's true.
Well, or do they?

Speaker 5 (01:50:21):
and that's where I'm at uaps and whatnot, but stuff
like that.
I like that like anunidentified aerial phenomenon.
Um, that's I, I do.
That's where I'm at UAPs andwhatnot, but stuff like that.
I like that like anunidentified aerial phenomenon.
Um, that's I do.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
That's a fighter the foo fighters yeah, yeah, so you
don't have anything, julie butI'm sucking her in, don't worry.
You guys gave me research formovies and stuff like that, but
I'm do you know what you couldget on board with doing a deep
dive into Remote viewing?

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
I got into that too for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
That's an alley that you could be like I don't like
that, this is a thing Becauseit's I mean, it's essentially it
locks hands and hands withastral projection.
That's essentially what it is.
So you could get in and likewhy is this a thing?
Why are they doing this?
Why would they allow this?
Because it was started by theCIA.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Wait like witchcraft.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
So yeah, remote, so like astral projection is
something that happens in like,yeah, wiccan and stuff like that
, right, new Age, all that stuff.
Remote viewing is very likespecial forces, like
intelligence gathering stuff,and so I mean we did an episode

(01:51:37):
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:51:38):
I've got some stories about that.
No, but growing up my buddieswere doing a lot of like astral
projection, oh okay.
And then, like one of them wastalking about what I didn't know
there was a term for remoteviewing, yeah and something had
taught him stuff.
But a lot of my friends werelike yeah, all you got to do is
like I'm not going to say whatthey said because I don't want
anybody getting any ideas, butyou just got to do this and do

(01:51:58):
that and then boom, you can doit.
Since I was a kid, I was likethis sounds creepy.
But all my friends were doingthese things and like, bro, I
saw you last night and I'm likewhat?

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
By the way, it was episode four where we talked
about remote viewing.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Okay, yeah, it was that early.
Yeah, it was like it wasyesterday.
Well, because I found the CIAdocument about it.
That's why I was like you know,let's go ahead and just talk
about this real quick.
Let's talk about the fact thatthe government tax dollars are
going into.
Hey, can we make somebody sithere, close their eyes and then

(01:52:35):
pick up an image from halfwayaround the world, and can it be
used as information?

Speaker 5 (01:52:41):
Let's drop a billion dollars on that and stuff like
the spelling, like the hill,yeah, stuff like that.
I like that type of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Yeah, that piques my interest, I know everything
you're talking about and I cantell everyone else around the
table is like well, okay, yeah,but I'm deep in it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
I just don't talk about it.
I know how to spell.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
Yeah, do you Flabbergasted
F-L-A-B-B-E-R-G-A-S-T-E-D.

Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
Since I don't know how to spell it, I'll say it
wrong.
I'm great at spelling and Icould spell on a hill too.
Can you spell, fiancé?

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
Oh, to put it at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
You spelled it in you are the Winkers Link.
Goodbye All right?

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Well, that's everything that we got.
We're winding down here.
Do you have a cryptid that youwant to say?
Honorable mention, slenderman.
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
I was going to say Skinwalker Ranch.
Oh, we haven't even-.
Huh, we haven't gone into that.
Yet A hint at a future episodeSkinwalker Ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Skinwalker Ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
Disgust.
Speaking of future episodes,does anybody have any
suggestions for a future episode?
Skinwalker Ranch Get stuck in,get stuck in.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
Get stuck in Some veggies with your Skinwalker
Ranch.
So I guess that's a no.
All right, get stuck in, getstuck in.
Get stuck in Some veggies withyour skin locker range.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
So I guess that's a no.
All right, I gave you oneearlier.

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
Yeah, I think, get stuck in.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
Get stuck in yep.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Should we do that?
Should we do an episode Aboutgetting stuck in Reviewing
British baking and cooking andeating?

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
TV shows.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Please, can we watch the great british bake-off and
then?
Talk about how awful it is andlike they don't even know how to
cook.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
There was a time there I remember early in me and
ashley's marriage where we justturned on the great british
baking show and just it was on,just repeated, constantly being
played, and I just wanted to die.
What no you?

Speaker 2 (01:54:43):
I remember talking on the phone and you were like,
yeah, I can't do anythingtonight, constantly being played
and I just wanted to die.
What?
No, you talked, I remembertalking on the phone and you
were like, yeah, I can't doanything tonight.
We're watching our show and wereally like it.
That's crazy.
And I was like, what are youwatching?
He's like I can't talk about it.
The Great Big, the GreatBritish.
I was like, oh okay, I meanthere's no judgment from my part
, but you were like, trying tobe secret, like I really like it

(01:55:04):
, I gotta go back.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Well, here's the thing about that show.
Here's the thing about thatshow.
It's like you watch one seasonand that's all you should watch,
because every single season isthe same thing, with new
contestants.

Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
In my opinion, yeah, that's because it's a baking
show.
That's how every cooking andbaking show is.
That's like the Cupcake Wars.
We used to watch Cupcake Warsall the time and each episode
was the same.
They'd just make cupcakes yeah,I think you're thinking of Cake
Boss and those cakes weredifferent every time.
Okay, we also.
Okay, maybe I watched a lot ofbaking shows with my mom Our mom

(01:55:41):
, she's my mom my mama.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it, mother?

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Do you guys know that this is what you're supposed to
do with a can To hold yourstraw in place?

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Yes, yeah, that little hole is for a straw.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
I thought it was for making jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
What are they?
The tabs?
What are they called?
Yeah, it's a tab.

Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
I thought it was a tongue.
Yeah, I thought it was a tongue, yeah I thought it was a tongue
A tongue, tongue, tongue,tongue, tongue, tongue of the
king.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, all right, well,
there we go, so no futuresuggestions for any.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
We gave one earlier in the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
Yeah, what was it?
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Playback, playback, it's Regal.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
Shenanigans right yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
Regal Shenanigans.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:56:26):
I think we could do more than one TPH.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
Just like a whole month where we go over a couple
of videos.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
You hear her bringing herself into it.
I think we could do a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:56:37):
We should do multiple episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Wait until you get married.
That's when we're going tostart asking you to come on
every episode.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
Yeah, I'll be busy, got an episode idea, All right
Episode idea would be what wouldbe a good way to prep for the
fall of society, collapse of theAmerican society?
Yeah, because look yep, I can'tget into it.
A prepper episode.
That would be a good topic, or?

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
the episode save it for that.
That would be a good topic.
That would be a good topic.
Or the episode Save it for that.
That would be a good topic,that would be a good topic.
Okay, let me reword this whatis a good episode that you want
to be a guest on again?
So yours is the Collapse of theAmerican Society Boom.
Regal shenanigans for Janelle.

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
I mean I'll be on the Harry Potter versus whatever
episode.

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
Got Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Part two Part deuce.
All right, I would like to beon an episode, oh really, yeah,
we might get you on next week,and I'd like to talk about
Kingdom Hearts.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
I'm leaving Kingdom Hearts.
I was literally going to sayKingdom Hearts.
Now I'm upset.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Okay, pete, and you have to say something that John
would like to talk about.
I just made him cry a littlebit inside.
You guys can't hear all thesound effects.
I've been playing sound effectsthe entire time.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Yeah, we didn't have enough headphones, sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:57:59):
I thought I heard something.

Speaker 3 (01:58:02):
The voice is in your head.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Wait a minute.
That was you guys.
I want to have an episode aboutGreek mythology, and John is
not going to be invited on thatepisode.

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
They're all Nephilim.
It's all good bro.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
Maybe you should have Bigfoot on to talk about.
Yeah, we're going to have awhole episode about Bigfoot.
It's just a cryptid episode, Anentire episode.
I was like we've talked aboutBigfoot several times.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
We talked about Bigfoot during the Mormon
episode.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
Here we go.
We're going to talk abouthomesteading and John is not
invited on that episode.
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
I'm just going to spew incorrect facts.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
The whole time.
The guy who's poured money andtime into homesteading, that's
okay.
Cool, great ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
Has Jera spent more money on Kingdom Hearts or has
Johnny spent more money onhomesteading?

Speaker 2 (01:58:52):
I've spent more money on homesteading.
Do you know how much money Ispend in feed on a weekly basis?

Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
It's been a minute since I bought something Kingdom
Hearts related.
The last time I did was inJapan.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
My expenses are ongoing all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
They did announce new Funko Pops though, of Kingdom
Hearts characters, so I will bespending money when those come
out, Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
If the boss says you can.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
She can't tell me what to.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
She can't tell me what to do if I do it in private
and she doesn't see she doesn'tknow about my secret space full
of money.
She doesn't know about myKingdom Hearts credit card.

Speaker 4 (01:59:38):
It's funny because we're pretty supportive of each
other's hobbies.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
And when I'll purchase this, especially games.

Speaker 4 (01:59:42):
You're always like I'm going to buy this game and
I'm like, okay, like when I'llpurchase this, especially games?
You're always like I'm going tobuy this game and I'm like okay
.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
What's really funny is she comes to me way more than
I come to her when she goes hey, there's a new Sims thing out,
can I get it?
Like sure, like at least everyother week she's like a new Sims
pack is coming out.
It would be funny.

Speaker 2 (02:00:03):
Every time she comes to you she's like what's sims
again?
Anyways, all right.
Well, we're gonna wind it downnow yep.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
So thank you everybody for showing up and
participating in the one yearanniversary happy birthday of
the same birthday to internetyeah, jerry said yeah, that's
Jairus' thing.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
B-I-F-R.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
Birthday B-I-F.

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
Biff day.

Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
Biff day.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
I can't spell, I can't spell.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
Earlier, I can spell like a graduate.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
I can spell on a hill .
I just can't do it when I'm offthe hill.

Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
I spell so good that college is starting.
I'm off the hill, my powers aregone.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
Dang All right.
Anyways, thank you so much forjoining us on the one-year
anniversary episode 52 of theSaints that Serve podcast.
Yeah, we did it guys.
We did it one year.

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
We did it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
So everybody's invited back in one year, all
right, well.
So everybody's invited back inone year, all right, well.
So I think that we should do itlike we did when we intro'd the
episode, one syllable at a time.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
How about we just do it together?
Group talk in unison.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
Okay, everybody at the same time.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
So Christ is Lord and the kingdom is now.

Speaker 4 (02:01:24):
We are the Saints that Serve.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
Yeah, yeah, happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
Happy birthday to you .

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
Stop that to you.
Stop that.
Happy birthday, dear SDSpodcast.
I said that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
Happy birthday to you Fiance, fiance Fifty.

Speaker 3 (02:02:27):
I'm a fiance on my fifth day.

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
And I'm in Fish pea soup.

Speaker 5 (02:02:34):
Oh, this is never airing.

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