If it wasn't for two midge's bawhairs Rangers could have been going into the Europa League second leg 5-1 up on Fenerbahce. But they're still taking a healthy 3-1 advantage in over Jose Mourinho's side this week.
Join the industry-experienced; Andrew Slaven, Laura Brannan and Findlay Marks for the latest ridiculous stories across Scottish football.
Meanwhile, the Scottish Cup is heading into the semi finals, Falkirk are running away with the Championship and what in the forfing forf is going on at Forfar right now?
The alcohol at games debate has reared it's head again and so too has fans being punished for pyro displays - is it right the advert for our game is also harmed in the process?
And Clyde's admin hits amateur hour as they accidently share some Only Fans content... much to Peterhead's delight.
RUNNING ORDER:
00:00: Intro
02:30: Against Modern Football: Baby mascots
04:42: The best funny stories this week
10:19: Booze
13:20: Pyro punishments
18:50: Scotland squad news
25:36: Rangers in Europe
33:58: Scottish Cup and lower leagues
48:55: Outro
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