Guinness, Grind, And Getting Better All The Time

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SPEAKER_01 (00:00):
You know, but um it's been rough out there, you
know, over or uh orbiting uhEarth.

SPEAKER_00 (00:06):
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (00:07):
Yeah, you know, you go out there, you try to find
some things, you try to find umroaming this this planet, you
mean?
Yeah, roaming this planet, bro.
It's uh tough situation becauseyou know uh every day you wake
up, like as soon as you wake up,you start feeling, you know.
And the thing is, it's not it'snot like it's a machine, it's
not like a machine that youcould turn off at the end of the
day and just walk away.
It's just you wake up, bro, andyou and you, you know, and and

(00:29):
the thing that sucks, bro, islike pain or like anything you
feel, happiness, whatever,happiness is always a good
thing.
But like when you feel pain, youfeel it throughout the whole
day.
You know, you know what's coolthen?
It's cool though.

SPEAKER_00 (00:38):
What's up?
Then when then uh Wednesdays andthe weekends come and we're back
to it.

SPEAKER_01 (00:43):
And here at the Shakedown.
Welcome to the show.
You know how we do it here, putup raw and uncut.
I do want to talk about um thisGuinness, right?
Because you you've been drinkingGuinness for how long now?
My Guinness?
Yeah, how long you think you'vebeen drinking Guinness for?

SPEAKER_00 (00:57):
Uh, bro.
I mean uh I already did get intolike I guess more than anything,
about like seven, eight years,maybe ten years ago or so.
Like around my 30s.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13):
And I remember the first time trying Guinness, I
think it was, I'm pretty sure itwas with you.
And uh the thing I do like aboutGuinness that I will say is that
I didn't see really in otherbeers is that waterfall.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what they call it.
Yeah, that cascade.
That that got me kind of hooked.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29):
I'm not gonna lie, to me, it tastes a little bit
more it's like like I said in uha few episodes before, and the
head that it gives you, bro.
Yeah, exactly.
It gives you good head, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (01:40):
It does good head, it but uh it sure does, it sure
does.
And uh I mean so far to me,yeah.
I like I said, um, the firsttime I tried it, I think that
you have brought it over.
We're at my place, no?
Yeah, I think we're at my place,and we went to uh to the store,
and you're like, oh, you know,try the Guinness, and we even
went to Dollar Tree to buy theactual pints just for the
Guinness.

SPEAKER_00 (02:00):
Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_01 (02:01):
I feel like you can't drink aGuinness without an actual pint,
it doesn't feel right.
With an actual pint glass, youknow what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 (02:09):
Honestly, that's what sucks about Guinness is
that the best way to have it isin in if it's not untapped, then
it's in cans.
Bottles, I don't like thebottles.
You don't do bottles, thebottles are way too flat for me.
It doesn't give you the foamlike like the cans do, but
that's because of the nitrogen,nitrogenated ball that's in it.

(02:32):
I hear you.

SPEAKER_01 (02:32):
Yeah, when you shake it, it's yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and you know, I noticedwith this one, as soon as you
crack these bad boys, you betterpour it.

SPEAKER_00 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah.
And that's what you know ithelps give you that that perfect
thick foam at the top, which iscalled the head.
That's why I say it gives yougood head.

SPEAKER_01 (02:46):
And you know what?

SPEAKER_00 (02:47):
It stays, it stays all the way through.

SPEAKER_01 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah.
The foam, the foam, I noticedthat the foam will stay all the
way through.

SPEAKER_00 (02:52):
If you leave it, let the foam coat the inside of the
glass, like I left my glass inthere for like day and a half,
dude.
And that foam just dries up andstill just stays there.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (03:02):
You think it's the nitrate?

SPEAKER_00 (03:04):
It is.

SPEAKER_01 (03:04):
Oh, yeah, it's definitely the you know, like
I'm not really a big fan ofGuinness, but lately drinking
Guinness and uh hanging out hereat the show.
Yeah, it kind of does, you know,you kind of do have a little
spot for Guinness back in backin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not really I I I usually dolike a regular beer, like maybe
uh, you know.

SPEAKER_00 (03:21):
I used to.
I mean, I used to love 40s morethan anything.
Mickeys, oh dude, Mickeys areterrible.
They used to, those used to bemy.
That's that bee, no?
It's like a bee.

SPEAKER_01 (03:29):
Yeah, the green bee.
And then the green hornet.
The green hornet, and then whenyou unwrap the cap, there's like
a little hidden message orsomething on the cap.

SPEAKER_00 (03:36):
Not anymore.
Not anymore?

SPEAKER_01 (03:38):
I remember a lot of companies used to do the whole
cat thing.
Like you would open a cap.
I think uh Pepsi did it, or likesome Sprite probably.

SPEAKER_00 (03:44):
I think you would open the cap and some of them
would have like a number or likeuh contests or something like
that.
Right.
Or look inside the can afteryou're done and finish your pop
and look for uh some sort of aprint inside the can.
Whatever happened to those,whatever happened to getting a
spoon in your cereal, you knowwhat I mean?
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I think people startedchoking on things and all that
stuff.
You must you what the Yeah, Iknow, I know.

SPEAKER_01 (04:05):
But though you'd be surprised.
Well, they had to tell people tostop eating those damn TIE pods.
Yeah, damn kids.
I don't understand, dude.
Kids ruin everything, bro.
Dude, you know what's funny?
Humans came so far just to tellkids you can't be eating TIP
pods, dog, they're not meant tobe eating.

SPEAKER_00 (04:19):
Yeah, no kidding.

SPEAKER_01 (04:20):
How did how did how did humans come from starting
fires, building civilizations,and now we got TikTokers and
fucking influencers over herejust you know what I mean?
Doing the dumbest.
Doing the dumbest stuff.

SPEAKER_00 (04:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (04:33):
Our forefighters would be turning in their grave
right now.
Yeah, get all dead just so somekid over here, fucking Johnny
McGee over there.

SPEAKER_00 (04:40):
Well, I mean, I think the the saying goes that
the the the smarter the smartestperson there is on one end of
the spectrum, you can justexpect there to be someone just
as stupid on the other end.
Do you understand what I'msaying?
And trust me.
Yeah, and I don't I don't meanon that spectrum of like you

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know, Down syndrome and all thatother stuff of mental handicap.
I'm talking fucking the idiocyspectrum, you know what I'm
saying?

SPEAKER_01 (05:08):
Just the the just the the the dumbest shit the
ignorance the ignorant spectrumoh dude definitely definitely
it's crazy, bro.
It's it's it's it's ridiculous.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
It's like I feel like somepeople just go out their way
just to, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah.
It's for sure.
Have me another one of thoseguys, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 (05:28):
And and I was also thinking about you know, we're
I'm a beer guy.
I'm not really a liquor guy.
I don't know.
I'm a liquor guy.
Like I said, I used to be a beerguy, but I don't know if it's
just because I'm getting watchyour phone.
I don't know about yourtechnology.
Thank you.
I don't know if it's becausemaybe I'm getting a little bit
older here.
I used to really like liquor.

(05:50):
I used to really like mixingdrinks.

SPEAKER_00 (05:51):
I'm not really used to really like uh like liqueurs
uh who liqueurs, my buddy?

SPEAKER_01 (05:58):
Yeah, yeah.
No, uh boy, um Tupac Shakur.
Yeah, he's awesome.
No, he's out.
Shout out to Supox Shakur, shoutout to Biggie.

SPEAKER_00 (06:06):
No, uh like uh sweet alcohols.

SPEAKER_01 (06:08):
Yeah, sweet alcohol?
Yeah, I can't do sweet alcohol.
Like um But I'm sure back in theday you used to drink it like
red uh uh what's that uh redbull, not red bull um red the
red devil on the can't on thebottle.
It was like a cinnamon assdrink.
Cinnamon drink fireballfireball, dude.
Hated it, but I drink it.

SPEAKER_00 (06:24):
Um start off drinking sweet.
I know the first I know my mykid right now, yeah.
That's his thing is fucking fourlocos.
Those things just disgusting,dude.

SPEAKER_01 (06:34):
Tell on a stuff disgusting.
They're big health problem, bighealth problem, you black out,
big health problem.
I never drink a four local justbecause of that.
You think about it, bro.
That's a big ass can of nothingbut just pure poison.
I didn't know.
It is, it's I never drink fourlocals, dude, because you could
literally one can could blackyou out.
And I seen people on fourlocals.
You know, this four locals iscame out when I was in high

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school, and kids were poppingthem in the back of the class,
and dude, at the before the endof the day, they had to be
dragged out to school becauseone four local bro, shh.
It's got too much sugar, it'sgot too much bullshit in it.

SPEAKER_00 (07:08):

SPEAKER_01 (07:10):
But you you know, yeah, that's just my opinion,
you know.
I'd rather have a beer, or ifI'm gonna drink something like
that, I'd rather have a bottle.
You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (07:17):
Well, you know, you can tell kids tsunami type pods,
but there you go.
It's like you might as well youmight as well just hand it to
them and feed it to them, youknow.
Salute.
Yeah, but but I feel like that'show we are.
I feel like if you told himsomething, he'd probably listen
to you.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, it's just like I seen Inever seen my kids so receptive

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as that uh around here is whenyou came in and started and
started doing the podcast forthem.

SPEAKER_01 (07:43):
I I'm not um I don't know, bro.
Like uh I just feel like I'mreally I'm really a people
person.
You know, I feel like I couldconnect with most people.
Not everybody, right?
But I feel like I'm just hypingmyself up.
I'm just hyping myself up.
Let me hype myself up.
So, like I was saying, bro.

(08:04):
I'll be walking into buildingsnow, and people just be like,
yo, yo, you know, big swingingdick right there.

SPEAKER_00 (08:11):
BD, watch out.
Nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_01 (08:14):
Clear the room, guys.

SPEAKER_00 (08:16):
You might slap somebody in the face.
Maybe, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 (08:19):
If they don't have it up, I reach out and grab
somebody.
Might reach out and grabsomebody if they don't harry it
up.
You know, because some people,man, I tell you, they be taking
their sweet ass time.
Like, lady, old lady, dude.
If you don't harry the hell up,what is this dude?

SPEAKER_00 (08:32):
What is lady?
Don't go long, long dicking asweet old lady now.
Dang, they need loving too.

SPEAKER_01 (08:36):
And some of these, dude, I'm notgonna lie, I I don't I don't
want to, you know, but yeah.
Anyways, I was driving hereyesterday, and there was this
chick walking her dog, and youknow, she looked like she was in
her mid-50s.
Yeah, I was ready to risk itoff.
Yeah, I was ready to be the dogwalker, the dog whisperer.

SPEAKER_00 (09:00):
The downside for me in my at my age, that's into
older women is you can't get inhere.
That that older that older agegap is definitely starting to
get down to my age.
No, I hear you.
I hear you, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (09:19):
And uh, you know, salute to that.

SPEAKER_00 (09:22):
Yeah, that's that's that's the sad part of my story
here.
No, just kidding.
I'm I'm joking, really.
No, you know, it's all a goodtime here.

SPEAKER_01 (09:31):
It's all a good time here at the show.

SPEAKER_00 (09:34):
You know, but funnily enough, the woman uh the
woman I that is that has myheart is like 10 years, almost
10 years younger than me.

SPEAKER_01 (09:43):
So it's not bad.
I I um that's what's the oldestyou think?

SPEAKER_00 (09:53):
The oldest I think what that you could go.

SPEAKER_01 (09:57):
The oldest I think I can go with somebody like that.
I think I already told you.

SPEAKER_00 (10:02):
I think he told you that one.

SPEAKER_01 (10:03):
Yeah, that's true.
You know, because dude, some ofthese older chicks be I think I
go about uh 20 years.
That's not too bad.

SPEAKER_00 (10:13):
20 years my senior, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (10:15):
Or yeah, senior.
You're gonna be breaking bones,yeah.
And uh sending her back to theuh what you call it that day.
Yeah, sending her back in awheelchair.
No, but uh definitely it'sdefinitely something this modern
day uh this modern day dating.

SPEAKER_00 (10:30):
I mean, but like I said, now I'm at that age where
like I guess 20 years my senioris probably now 15 years my
senior.
Senior citizens?

SPEAKER_01 (10:39):
No, dude, definitely.

SPEAKER_00 (10:41):
Well, I mean, that's almost where I'm at, right?
Like 65?
Well no, I guess you're supposedto be 65 when you're considered
a senior, so true.

SPEAKER_01 (10:49):
You know, I do want to talk about um I'm pretty sure
a lot of people are curious hereat the how we started off and
how we made our first thumbnail,and then I'm pretty sure people
are curious, like, oh, whatabout changes?
What if you're you know, what ifyou what if you what if you make
something, but then you feellike you need to upgrade it or
you need to change it.
Like we are in the process ofchanging the thumbnail.

SPEAKER_00 (11:10):
We are in the process of uh revamping the show
a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 (11:13):
Exactly.
And what would you tell peopleabout like oh they feel like
like is is is like oh they feellike they have to stick to one
thing?

SPEAKER_00 (11:19):
You never have to stick to anything.
That's the the beauty of apodcast is you can start off
doing one thing and then totallyI mean it I'm sure your audience
would appreciate it that you'renot flip-flopping every like few
months or whatever, but maybestick to something for like six
months to a year and see howthat works and then change it
up.

(11:40):
But I mean, if you're startingup and you're still trying to
figure out your format and whatwhat your show's about and all
that stuff, and and and it couldchange over time too.
What you start off trying to doone doing at first might end up
molding into somethingcompletely different later on
down the line.
But uh, I mean, like ours, weit's not to say that it was

(12:04):
half-assed, because I'm prettyproud of it.
I know you're proud of that thatuh thumbnail.
Oh yeah, I mean we put some timeinto it.
Yeah, it just sucks that we canfigure out the resizing issue.
Right.
Um and Canva was really cool.
I mean to a certain degree.
You it sucks that you have toeverything is uh try it out for
somewhere so much, and thenwe're gonna start charging you.

(12:24):
Right.
And even then, the free stuffthat you get to try out isn't
all that great, and the stuffthat you want to try is a part
is locked because it's not it'snot a part of the free stuff.

SPEAKER_01 (12:34):
Our first our first thumbnail was pretty much all
free stuff, ain't it?
Yeah, all yeah.
It was off of a free stuff.
I think it came out prettydecent.

SPEAKER_00 (12:41):
Yeah, for creative.
I know the reason why you wantto change it is because isn't it
the size of it is not the bottomand top white borders there,
yeah.
It needs to be resized.
That and um but other than that,yeah, I'm really glad as to how
it came out.
But I think it is time for us toyou know, I I think we finally
started finding our footing.

(13:02):
Definitely, maybe uh starttrying to make it look a little
bit more professional.

SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
Definitely, definitely.
If not complete, you know, andthen especially because it's
sometimes it feels like you'reshedding skin, you're re you're
reborn, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (13:18):
You're yeah, you're coming out those as rising out
of the ashes, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (13:23):
Salute to all our people listening, salute to all
our brothers and sisters, saluteto everybody out there, you
know.
Amen.
We like to keep it cool andclean.
Salute and uh run uncut here atthe shakedown.
You know, we must never beexposed.
The veteran, it is what it is.
We're just a couple of guys herejust chilling, talking some
shit.
Yeah, trying to let everybodyknow.

SPEAKER_00 (13:42):
A couple of uh top minds ruling the world now um a
little bit at one podcast at atime.

SPEAKER_01 (13:51):
What about these mind games?

SPEAKER_00 (13:53):
Like what about what?
These mind games?
I don't know.
John Lennon had quite a quite abit to say about it.
He wrote a song about the damnshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John Lennon.
John Lennon, yeah.
What's it called?
It's called mind games.
Really?
Let me tell you about mindgames.

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You stupid me.
For real.

SPEAKER_01 (14:21):
You know, I feel like maybe this is me, right?
But like too much, too muchgoing on there.
You know, it's just everywhere,bro.
It's just the dude, the thingfor me, bro, is they're just
they're just too much, bro.
Dude, the thing for me is I likestraight answers, dude.
Just give me a straight answer.

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Yes or no?
I don't want to hear this.
My fucking grandma died.

SPEAKER_02 (14:46):

SPEAKER_01 (14:47):
My dog died.
I don't want to hear that shit.
You coming over or what, bitch?
No.
She's gonna get buried tomorrow.
Shit.
We still got time, baby.
Come on.
You know, RMP the grandma dog,but like, what the fuck?
So so shout out to that.

(15:08):
And um these busy dudes, andthen to find out that they're
then to find out that they're isshe buried yet?

SPEAKER_00 (15:13):
No, no, dude, just to find out.
Before you start losing yourmarbles over here, damn it.

SPEAKER_01 (15:19):
And then next thing you know, she's walking with her
grandma in the grocery store.
Like, what the fuck?
I thought she was dead.
That's not my other grandma.

SPEAKER_00 (15:26):
Oh, that's funny, dude.
I can't play these mind games,dude.
You're here, I can't do it,dude.

SPEAKER_01 (15:31):
I can't do it, dude.
I swear to god, dude.
Like, my other grandma.
I just be like, dude, how manygrandmas you got?
How many fucking grandmas yougot?

SPEAKER_00 (15:41):
So far.

SPEAKER_01 (15:42):
Gator don't play that shit, dude.

SPEAKER_00 (15:43):
Shooter don't play that shit, and then and that's
what aside from the ones my mygrandparents are married to.
My granddads are married too.

SPEAKER_01 (15:52):
Next thing you know, it's the grandpa next week.
You know?
It is what it is, though.
Like, me personally, bro, youcan't tell people what not to do
and what to do because they'regonna do what they want to do,
right?
And especially if you tell themnot what not to do, they're
gonna even do it more.
You tell them not to do thesomething, they're gonna do it
even more.
You tell her, you tell yourtrick, you tell your girl not to
go out, oh she gonna go out.

SPEAKER_00 (16:11):
You tell her to go, you know what I mean?
I don't, I know.
I'll I tell her, I'll let tellher any anybody, anybody, be it
a friend or being a woman I'm ina relationship with, and tell
them when you ask me what Ithink they should do, like, what
does it matter what what I thinkyou should should or shouldn't
do?
You're gonna do what you'regonna what you're gonna do
anyway.
So it doesn't feel like why whyare you asking for my opinion uh

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just to get me upset?
Right.
It almost seems like you'reasking me so you would you could
do the opposite.
Yeah, I used to be with a girlwith I used to be with a lady
that used to do the exact everytime.
And like blatantly, blatantly,like I would give her my answer,
and and she would be like, Ohno, I'm just gonna do the
complete opposite of what youjust said.

SPEAKER_01 (16:54):
Then why would you ask me?

SPEAKER_00 (16:55):
Why are you asking me?

SPEAKER_01 (16:56):
Yeah, why would you ask me?

SPEAKER_00 (16:57):
And then like after I think we were together for
like six, seven years.
I think after year three orwhatever, she asked me something
now that I would have.
I said, Well, I mean, I get I gI I don't know.
I she's like, Well, what?
Why why won't you?
I said, Because I I'm I'm stuckhere.
I can either give you an answerthat I know will benefit me
because I know that if I tellyou what I think, you're just

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gonna do the opposite, you know?
But so that's you know, that'swhere I'm at.
And she was like, Oh, what doyou mean?
Why are you being such anasshole?
Like, because every time you askme, you do the complete opposite
of what I ask you.
So why even ask me?
Exactly right.
Yeah, why don't you even ask me?
Probably just get a kick out ofit.
Exactly.
And it's and it's weird, andthen they say they don't uh no,

(17:39):
I don't.
Yes, you do, you do every time.

SPEAKER_01 (17:42):
If not, you wouldn't come and ask me if the way I
look fat and myself.

SPEAKER_00 (17:45):
Not only have you had not only I've told you not
only have you done that, butthen you go ask somebody or some
other dude will come up, youwon't even ask them anything,
they'll just give you theirtheir damn opinion, and there
you go, just following that likea like a blind fucking moron.
It's like whatever.
But but but when I give mine forsaying that I'm the asshole for

(18:07):
noticing and saying that.
But I'm I'm an asshole forfeeling like she's being an
asshole to me.

SPEAKER_01 (18:12):
That's that mind shit.
That's that mind shit.
Exactly.
You know how they are, bro.

SPEAKER_00 (18:16):
Like I said, uh, we were together for seven years,
but you know, you know what theysay, right?

SPEAKER_01 (18:20):
Yeah, women like to look busy when they're lying.

SPEAKER_00 (18:23):
Yeah, they like to do a lot of things when they're
lying, man.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (18:27):
Trust me.
If you're if you're if you askyour girl something and she
starts getting busy cleaning,washing dishes, all of a sudden,
she's lying to you ass.
Yeah.
I learned I learned women liketo look busy when lying.
And then on top of that, theylike to do this thing where like
like you women like to do a lotof things.

SPEAKER_00 (18:45):
Let's not be misogynistic here, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 (18:49):
Definitely.
And I love it, right?
Like, can't live with them,can't live without them, right?

SPEAKER_00 (18:52):
You know, can't slap them either.

SPEAKER_01 (18:54):
I hope not.
I hope not.
I don't think it's ever working.

SPEAKER_00 (18:57):
Can't slap some sense into them either because
apparently that's against thelaw.
You know, but yeah, you know,you kinda you you ask a question
and they're over there slappingthe shit out of you, ripping
pants, ripping your pants fromyour from your pocket, or from
the the po the pocket of yourpants, just grabbing it and
giving a good old yank, you gotit out in the middle of the

(19:18):
street.

SPEAKER_01 (19:19):
And it's fine.
It's cool.
It's fine, yeah.
It's completely fine.
Take it.
You better you're a man, youknow what I mean?
Yeah, right.
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (19:25):
You know, it's I've had to tell women before, I was
like, yeah, dude.
It sucks.
It sucks.
It's a it's tough out there fora man.
It's tough out there for a man.
You know what the thing is, why?
I'd be like, because I mean, atleast at least women have uh
batter uh wife shelters.
I mean, I don't know.

(19:46):
I don't know what I uh where amI gonna go when you when you
beat me up and kick me out?

SPEAKER_01 (19:51):
And then the funny thing is like if you were to
call the cops and say, Oh, shehit me, she'd be oh, you're a
man, dude.
Man the fuck up.
Like, yeah, exactly.
You can't do that much.

SPEAKER_00 (19:59):
Like this little this little thing.
Honestly, she couldn't.
No, but it's just that's not thepoint.
That's not exactly honestly.
Most times she would come at melike, dude, she would lunge at
me, kick, kick me, punch me, andshe would end up hurting herself
most times.
Right.
And here I am feeling like theasshole because she hurt
herself.
Right.
Here you are trying to like bandit around her.
Oh baby, you okay?
Yeah, yeah.
She's the one that tried to comeat you.

SPEAKER_01 (20:20):
She's the one that tried to come at you.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (20:23):
She didn't try, she came.
She succeeded.

SPEAKER_01 (20:25):
She succeeded.

SPEAKER_00 (20:26):
She failed, but she completed, she she she came to
completion.
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (20:31):
And it's not in a good way.
But it sucks, dude, because it'sjust that compassion sometimes,
like you said, like you know,you she hurt herself, and now
you're like, oh baby.

SPEAKER_00 (20:39):
Yeah, like after she just tried to kill you.
Exactly right.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
But it makes for good uh and forme, for you it's it's the whole
uh when they're busy, they'rebusy when they're lying.
For me, for me, it was uh ask aquestion and immediately get
yelled at and ask why I'm beingso stupid and why I'm being an

(21:02):
asshole.
A simple ass question is likewho's that guy?
Why are you being so stupid?
Why are you being so jealous?

SPEAKER_01 (21:08):
Like, what the f that's that reverse psychology
because they try to make youfeel bad for asking, but really
that things that's like adefense.
If she's if she's answering yourquestion with a and with a No, I
know you know what I mean.
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm justsaying like for the people
listening.
If they're asking, come on, bro.

SPEAKER_00 (21:28):
Come on, dog.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, come shotlike you with Mac Miller.
Come on, have no money.
So fuck what course I ain'treally gonna move.

SPEAKER_01 (21:39):
This fucking guy telling me I ain't got the shit.
I know I don't got it.
I know my car needs some workingon.
I know I need brakes.
This fucking guy telling me Iknow I know what I need, bro.
You don't gotta tell me what Ineed, bro.

SPEAKER_00 (21:48):
I thought you can break my TV like that.
Yo, bro, that guy was coming atme kind of fucking left sided,
bro.

SPEAKER_01 (21:54):
I didn't need that shit.

SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
You just seen some legislature.

SPEAKER_01 (21:56):
I don't give a fuck, dude.
That guy came at me talkingabout I ain't got no money, I'm
broke, I ain't got no bitches.
I don't like I got no bitches, Iain't got no money, dude.
But you don't gotta tell me thatshit.
What the fuck is wrong with thisguy?
You ain't got no money, man.
So what the fu just nigga, justbecause y'all ain't got money
doesn't mean I can't go take awalk in the mall.

(22:17):
What's wrong with these people,bro?
You people act like if you ain'tgot money, you better stay your
ass in the house.
And it's true, yeah.
But it's like, damn, dude, Ican't take a walk.
I can't.
I know I ain't got no money,bro.
That's the fucked up part, iswhen people tell you the fucked
up part is when people tell youwhat you already know.

SPEAKER_00 (22:34):
Hey man, I uh I never had moneygrowing up, bro.
So yeah.
I always I was always like I hadwick.
I always like I was like, Ialways like Fez.
Who's Fez?
Yeah, in uh that 70s show.
Dude, that guy.
It's funny because I came fromChicago, dude, but these
motherfuckers acting like I wasstraight for straight from the
fucking the motherland, bro.
I'm telling you, then and ittook me, it didn't take me till

(22:57):
till like my early 20s to figurethat out like dude, these
motherfuckers honestly think I'ma straight away back.
Straight across the bordereverything.
Honestly, dude.
Today, bro, how'd you get here,bro?
That's cool, you know, whatever.
Teach down, you know, somepeople have money, some people
don't.
And I honestly, I'm that type ofperson.

(23:18):
I'm I'm your friend with orwithout money, bro.
Right.
Just don't come at me with theoh, we're gonna go out.
You never have money, thatbullshit don't come at me like
that.

SPEAKER_01 (23:26):
Right.
The thing is, bro, like Iunderstand, right?
Like everybody needs money, butyou you can still have a good
time with a couple bucks.

SPEAKER_00 (23:32):
Uh yeah, I don't need to go out to eat, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Why do we gotta go spend moneyto hang out?
Right and have a good time.
Couple of good couple of goodcompany, maybe I understand with
a woman.
Right, that's because there's anend game to that.

SPEAKER_01 (23:45):
Hey, right, right.
But I'm not trying to fuckingwind and nine my homie.
Exactly right.
Like, I need to wind and dine myhomie for it.
You know, hey bro, we get inMcDonald's, bro.
I'm not taking you too.

SPEAKER_00 (23:55):
Wind and dine you till like three o'clock in the
morning.
Get the fuck out of here, bud.
Shit.

SPEAKER_01 (24:00):
I got I got shit to do.

SPEAKER_00 (24:01):
You know, I'm gonna do it.
I don't even do that with awoman.

SPEAKER_01 (24:04):
I'm in bed by like 10 o'clock.
Shit.
Second of all, don't you have awar?
As a matter of fact, they shouldcalling you right now, talking
about where the fuck you at.
I'm with Danny.
Even worse.
Don't tell who you would be.
Don't tell who you would be,because then, dude, the worst
part, the worst thing blowing upyour phone, believe me, I know.
I know the worst thing a womancould probably hear from their
man is they're with their singlefriend.

SPEAKER_00 (24:26):
Yeah.
Who you with?
Oh, yeah, I know.
Who you with?
Oh, were you guys at the stripclub?

SPEAKER_01 (24:30):
It's different when they call you and they're like,
oh, I'm with this guy and theyknow it, they're married.

SPEAKER_00 (24:34):
But when they call and you have to know good.
Because you have to know good.
That's right.
I know.
Believe me, I've always beenalways been the single well, it
wasn't with friends, it was withcousin, and believe my cousin,
believe me, the the cuz.
Fuck, dude.
Like, I don't know, these womenhave we end up getting like a

(24:54):
certain fear opinion about mewhen I wasn't even the one
taking them to these places.
He's the one you're the one thatdragged me.
He's the one using me to fuckingget away from you.
Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 (25:04):
And and you're the one that'sthe fucking asshole.
Yeah, exactly right.

SPEAKER_00 (25:12):
Yeah, no, yeah.
You finished you finished my myanother one there, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 (25:17):
And uh, you know, it's just where you get your
cell phone too man.
I'm cool right now.
I appreciate you, but uh, italmost feels like a never
win-win situation.
You know?
Even when you're right, you'rewrong.
Exactly, dude.
Because you even though youproved your point, you're gonna
you're gonna you're sleeping onthe couch.
How dare you, bro?
How dare you prove a point?

(25:37):
How dare you show me that I wasfucking shit up.
Fuck that.

SPEAKER_00 (25:42):
I know, believe me, I know.

SPEAKER_01 (25:43):
But all we want is a beer.
Come home, some beer, maybe somefood.

SPEAKER_00 (25:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (25:49):
Come home to that.

SPEAKER_00 (25:50):
A good attitude, man.
Fuck everything else, dude,because believe me, with my
wife, I I couldn't even show upto that, bro.
I showed up to shitty kids in inthe dirty ass house and her in
the same position she was in inthe bed when I when I left in
the mornings.
No attitude, no good attitude.
Yeah, you know, all I expectedwas her to just be up and you
know, maybe have some.
If she could at least have keepme company, and like, hey baby,

(26:14):
how's your day?
Right.
I wouldn't mind her, like, youknow, she didn't have to get up
and do nothing.
Just let me do it and be niceabout it and keep me company.
And I'm sorry, baby, at least.
Nah, but not even that.

SPEAKER_01 (26:26):
No, because they'll ask you to do something, and the
minute you do it, they'll wantto be in their nosy, like, why
you doing it like this?
Like, okay, you want to fuckingdo it?
You're so fucking Mr.
No It All.

SPEAKER_00 (26:36):
Yeah, but it is what it is, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (26:38):
You know, but that's why we're men.

SPEAKER_00 (26:41):
Yeah, you know, how dare you?
And the thing is how dare I havethese thoughts or feelings.

SPEAKER_01 (26:45):
Exactly, exactly.
I feel like a lot of the timesit's just you had to like just
take it, just take it and don'teven speak about it.
Don't even and that's the thingabout this show, bro.
That's why I tell people, youknow, I hope they really enjoy
the show because this is a placewhere we could talk about it.
Exactly right.
Everybody's welcome.

SPEAKER_00 (26:58):
There's there's yeah, everybody's welcome.
And when we if we alienatepeople, we do apologize about
that, but guess what?
It's raw and uncut.
Just let that that stop buttonis exactly where that play
button was at when you first hitit.

SPEAKER_01 (27:09):
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (27:09):
And like we said, we appreciate everybody tuning.
But we definitely know so much amen's health thing as much as uh
let's get up and out of our funkand let's build ourselves up and
let's find other let's findprojects to get ourselves to and
things to up improve ourselveswith.
Yeah, you know, dude, that'swhat the podcast is kind of

(27:29):
about, kind of in a sense, fornow.
Yeah, you know, uh more it's andit has to do with starting up
this podcast, you know, becausethat's what we we're interested
in.
We're interested in startingthis podcast, and yeah,
sometimes we might haveemotional leakage and outbursts
up in this uh up in this bitch,but it is what it is, right?
You know, yeah, not definitelyand yeah, we do apologize.

(27:51):
And I wish we had called it.
Honestly, I wish we had peoplethat could call.
I wish at some point I hope Ican figure something like that
out.

SPEAKER_01 (27:58):
No, hopefully we we could uh you know, like we just
started what, maybe two months.

SPEAKER_00 (28:02):
Yeah, we're we're not qualified, we're not
certified.
No, we're definitely not.
We're not certified, we'redefinitely certifiable, right?
We're not certified.

SPEAKER_01 (28:09):
Been around the block a couple times, you know
what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (28:11):
Like, so you know, I like to think that a certifiable
person has a little bit morecredit and a little bit better
input in into these matters thanthan a per than than a person
with certified qualifications.

SPEAKER_01 (28:23):
So it's all just a good time.

SPEAKER_00 (28:27):
We've been through the fire and we've been refined
by it.
They say, what's up?

SPEAKER_01 (28:31):
You know what they say, you know?
Sometimes pain is good.
Yeah, and um sometimes we allgotta go through some things,
yeah, bro.
And it makes us stronger.

SPEAKER_00 (28:40):
Yeah, and guess what?
You this is a bastard squadright here, bro.
I grew up without a dad.
I don't know about you.
I know, I know you kind of haveyour issues with your dad.
You don't have to go into him.
But like, but from myunderstanding, is we're both
bastards.

SPEAKER_01 (28:53):
Right.
No, shout out to my pops, he'scool, you know.
It's just the thing about him ishe likes he he likes to use my
stepbrother as a middleman tokind of tell me, you know, and
I'm not with that.
I'm not with that.
I'm more of a direct person,like, hey, we don't need a
middleman, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (29:06):
But what what I'm saying is that like yeah, we we
never had a uh male figure thereto guide us to give us any sort
of guidance.
So we're we're figuring this outas we go.

SPEAKER_01 (29:16):
Oh, definitely, you know, and and and the thing is
like I it sucks because I feellike what it is we're late
bloomers in that sense.

SPEAKER_00 (29:21):
Exactly.
I know I'm a late bloomer,right?
Right, no, all sorts of senses.
Right, right, right.
So we might not.
I'll admit it.
Right, no, definitely.

SPEAKER_01 (29:27):
I own it.
No, definitely.
Because someone who comes withfrom and I'm not knocking nobody
that comes with with their dad,you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (29:34):
Even if it's a dysfunctional ass family with an
alcoholic, even those peoplehave some sort of direction.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 (29:39):
At least you know what not to want to be.

SPEAKER_00 (29:42):
Like, I definitely don't want to be like him.
Right, and at least they stillhave somebody there to somewhat
protect them, exactly in somesense, exactly, or show them how
to protect themselves.

SPEAKER_01 (29:49):
Because a mother, dude, like I love my mom to
death, dude, but it's justdifferent.

SPEAKER_00 (29:53):
It's completely different.
I know.
I know it's completelydifferent, and that's why and
even grandparents, it's a wholedifferent thing, too.
Even uncle.
You know, they try to be there,but at the end of the day, what
is the one thing that everybastard?
I know I've said it.
I know I've heard it.
Every person I know that withouta dad has said it.
I don't know if you've ever saidit, but what do we all say at

(30:13):
one point or another whensomebody tries to tries to be
that person?
You ain't my fucking father.

SPEAKER_01 (30:19):
Exactly.
Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 (30:20):
And I get it because some people probably be like
sucks, but at the same time,it's like, well, if I'm not
gonna listen to my pops, whatthe fuck makes you think I'm
gonna listen to you?

SPEAKER_01 (30:27):
If my dad wasn't there to tell me for me to even
listen.
Exactly, dude.
And and I get it.
For me not to listen.
And somebody's I get it.
Some people are coming from goodhearts, but it's like dude, they
gotta understand.
Like I like, dude, I get it, butit's like at the same time,
you're not my dad, dude.
If you're trying to give meadvice, that's different.
But if you're trying to, youknow what I mean, dude.
Fuck that, dude.
I I don't I wouldn't even rightnow, dude.
I wouldn't even listen to mypops if he kind of tried to tell

(30:49):
me something.
I'm like, no, dude, you know,you know, you know, it's
different.

SPEAKER_00 (30:53):
I mean, we're both adults now, so you know, but
that's still that shit stillsticks with us, you know?

SPEAKER_01 (30:58):
Right, no, no, definitely.
It's just uh it's just a like alittle hurdle to get over.
But once you get over it, it'slike yeah, once you get over it,
it's like you know, that's whatI said.
Like when I seen him, I didn'teven make a scene.
I said, Hey, how you doing?
It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 (31:08):
And props to you, dude, because like I don't know
my dad, period at all, bro.
But never some of the things youtold me, bro, damn, dude.
Yeah, and not only that, dude,it's like I feel bad sometimes
when I'm uh because I I findmyself saying out loud, and some
some some people just like damnafter hearing the fucked up
situations they go with throughthrough with their dad.

(31:30):
I find myself like not eventhinking or saying it like
maliciously, but just saying itjust like, yeah, dude, it treats
us like that.
Well, I'm glad I don't have adad, bro.
And people like, dude, fuck you,bro.

SPEAKER_01 (31:42):
It's funny, bro, because um, even some people
with dads, they have a strangerelationship.
Like they might not be likesuper close, but they might not
be like like some some some dadsare super strict and they don't
show no love to the kids.

SPEAKER_00 (31:53):
Yeah, or some dads are just straight up assholes or
just assholes, period.

SPEAKER_01 (31:57):
And this is why I wish we reallyhad like a like someone call up,
let us know about some dads arejust assholes.
Yeah, assholes.
But but like you said, dude, Imean, it still gives you that
kind of guidance, you know whatI mean?
Like, okay, but without a pops,bro, you're kind of like you're
you're figuring things out onyour own.
And uh you might you might notfigure them out as quick, but I

(32:19):
could see why why both parentsare important.
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 (32:23):
And I and I see that in uh kids who shout out to my
grandma for me, because reallymy like my mom was there for me,
uh no doubt, but my grandmaraised me.
Right.
My grandm, my grandma raised me,my grandma made me.
And you know, her teachings iswhat in the end of the day is
what's gonna get me it's gonnawhat's what's gonna get me paid,

(32:46):
paid me.
You know, just kidding.
You know, and uh but you know,all I'm saying is that it's she
she played both figures bothroles, right?

SPEAKER_01 (32:58):
You know, oh because oh believe me, grandmas will put
it down.
Oh yeah, they'll put it down.
They'll fucking grab you by theear.
Oh, they'll slap you around,bro.
Yeah, yeah, yes you know what Imean.

SPEAKER_00 (33:08):
They don't take none of that shit.
Grandma's not granted my my mombeat the shit out of me too when
it was needed, but it'sdifferent when grandma hits you.
Yeah, no, it's hella different.
You never hear her, you neverhear her yelling or slapping.
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (33:22):
Because grandma's kind of the person you go to
when you get into it with moms.

SPEAKER_00 (33:25):
Well, like I said, my grandma raised me.

SPEAKER_01 (33:27):

SPEAKER_00 (33:28):
Like she raised me, literally.
Like I moved out to Coloradowith her for about five years,
and every time I would go toMexico, it would be with my
grandma.
Yeah.
My mom was always busy working,and that's you know, I'm not
knocking her.
She's your typical singleMexican woman.

SPEAKER_01 (33:45):
Trying to make it happen.

SPEAKER_00 (33:46):
Yeah.
You know, it just uh it's funnyhow me and you had kind of have
the same background.

SPEAKER_01 (33:50):
In a way, yeah.
No doubt.
No parent, uh, no father raisedby grandma.

SPEAKER_00 (33:54):
No father, uh siblings are all I mean, you
might be all.
Yeah, we're not all like we'reall brothers and sisters, but
not really.
Like if you look, if you put itdown on paper, you there would
be a little separate sprig of abranch out there.
Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 (34:11):
But you know, I grew up, you know, growing up, it's
like I seen them since they werelittle, little children.
No, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 (34:17):
Like I said, dude, I'm yeah, I'm eight years older
than my other two sisters, eightand nine years older than the
other two, eight to ten yearsolder than the other two, right?
So, like I was a single kid foreight years old, bro.
I was spoiled.
Right.
Then them two bitches came alongand we're literally then them
two.
Now it's literally them them twobitches.

(34:38):
Me and my sister's got some somehistory.
I love I love them, but uh fromafar.
From afar.

SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
Yeah.
No, I hear you.
Sometimes family can be likethat.
Sometimes family, you need tojust love them from afar.
Sometimes most of the time,yeah, all the time, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
And um, and and and nobody'sperfect, right?
No family's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 (35:01):
Matter of fact, I have more love for the from my
dad's side of the family becauseI don't even know them than they
do from my life.
You know, you know, they theythey had the good chance to stay
the fuck away.

SPEAKER_01 (35:13):
And they did, they sure did completely, completely
that's the crazy part, you knowwhat I mean?
But life's a trip, dude.
Life's a trip.
Life's a trip, and I think wejust need to enjoy it sometimes,
you know, because it goes bypretty fast.
And I feel like people forget tojust stop and just enjoy.

(35:34):
You know, we're all we're allkind of like, I feel like we're
all like racing towardssomething.

SPEAKER_00 (35:38):
Yeah, nothing really.
Exactly.
We're all racing to our deaths.
That's what people don'trealize.
It's like, I'm glad that you'refucking screwing people over and
and and fucking knocking overpeople to get over them and and
make all this money.
For what what's your end gamewith all this?
Because it's never gonna beenough.
Never, and you can only lockdown so in enough people before

(36:01):
one of them comes back at you.

SPEAKER_01 (36:02):
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (36:03):
Oh, definitely.
So, what's the end game here?
What's the end game?
You know, some people will Todie with a golden fucking spoon
in your hand?

SPEAKER_01 (36:10):
You can't take that.

SPEAKER_00 (36:11):
Choking on a fucking pate or caviar, whatever the
fuck your poison is?
That's all I'm saying.
What's what's the end goal inthat?

SPEAKER_01 (36:18):
I'll tell you what though.

SPEAKER_00 (36:20):
To always be looking behind your back.

SPEAKER_01 (36:22):
That's not a good feeling.
It's definitely not a goodfeeling.
And I you know, it's kind ofboth because most people I'm
pretty sure they want to lookbehind their back, but when that
money costs, and it depends onthe money.

SPEAKER_00 (36:35):
I mean, don't get me wrong, you know.
I'd say say all these things,but if that money was there, I'd
you know, I I would take it too.
Uh I would really sure try ashell not to let it change me.

SPEAKER_01 (36:46):
Oh, definitely.
I think we all I think we alltry to, you know, but but it it
changes people.
Oh, it does, yeah.
It does.
It does.
Definitely.
As much as we like to say itdoesn't, I mean you think about
it.
You give you wake up with amillion dollars and I think,
come on now.
I'm not saying I'm gonna be atotal different person, but I'm
definitely, you know what Imean?
I and that's the thing thatsucks.

SPEAKER_00 (37:08):
Because I like to think I personally would like to
believe that if I if I came upwith that amount of money, I
mean, should anything happenwith this and we go worldwide
and and we end up getting somesort of a special out of this.
Yeah, some sort, some I don'teven know.
I can't even right now, I can'teven fathom of where where this

(37:28):
would end up, what our end gameis to this, except for maybe
hopefully, like as far as I'mthinking, is just sponsors at
this point.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we get some ass wipe moneyor some shit, dude.
Could you imagine we got asswipe money, bro?
You know, that's that that'slike uh, you know, a couple G's.
Like a like, dude, some of thesereads they'll pay you like five
to ten thousand dollars, dude.

(37:49):
Well, think about it this wayfor like so much time for like a
like a uh fucking uh thatone-month slot or something
where you're just reading thatshit, doc.

SPEAKER_01 (37:57):
It's like this.
Imagine a kid who grew up andyou know how it is, right?
You never really have Christmasgifts, and then one day there's
actually Christmas gifts underthe tree.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Come on now.
Most people would freak out.

SPEAKER_00 (38:10):
It's like I said, dude, I honestly I really don't
think because I'm a minimalistto begin with.
It's not out of out of I've hadI've had I've lived comfortably,
I've had enough money to beable, not not enough to like
come live without worrying, butlike to be to have what I to
make myself look richer than Iam, but I'm not one of those

(38:31):
types of people, and plus like II look at my place, dude.
It's like I finally got a place,I've had it for a year now, and
really the more the most I'veimproved on of the things that I
own is this laptop in thislittle studio.
Aside from that.
Well, you know, I if I moved upif I were to move out of here,
dude.
The only thing I'd be moving outwith is my guitar, my both my
guitars, a couple of suitcases,and that's about it, dude.

(38:52):
And this laptop in the studio.
That's it.
That's it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (38:56):
The show must go on.

SPEAKER_00 (38:58):
Not even a bed, not even furniture.
Literally, just barely closed,bro.

SPEAKER_01 (39:03):
You know, I feel like I mean, you don't you don't
really need too much to behappy.
I'm not saying you, but I'm justI don't, I really honestly I
don't.

SPEAKER_00 (39:11):
I really don't, but women do.

SPEAKER_01 (39:15):
Let me tell you something about that.
They need their nails done,their hair did on it.

SPEAKER_00 (39:18):
I need all sorts of shit.
Here we know their buddy beerme.
Guinea me.
Hit me.
Where are we at there?
We almost at the end there, bigshoot.

SPEAKER_01 (39:29):
Yeah.
We're looking about uh one moreleft.
Yeah, one more left, and um youcan have at her if you want her.
No, I'm cool right now.
I'm chilling.
Um that sucks.
Yeah, I don't know.
I I know you uh we had thisthing going on, but uh what
thing is that this thing ofours?

SPEAKER_00 (39:51):
This thing of ours, right?
Where this thing of ours?
This Cosa Nostra?
Something like that, right?
Up.
I was trying to get some someCosa Nostra happening over there
at the sub shop today, but I'lltell you what.

SPEAKER_01 (40:03):
Oh, you know what?
At that sub hey, we were youknow we're coming, we don't want
to spoil nothing, but we arecoming with you guys with a
little preview.
Just a little video.
Where were we today?
Little Italy.

SPEAKER_00 (40:14):
Yeah, we went to Little Italy.

SPEAKER_01 (40:16):
Uh we don't want to get too much into it because
we're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00 (40:18):
Yeah, let's just say that.
Let's just leave it at that.
We we we can drop some hintshere and there already.
If you guys follow the podcast,then you'll know what's coming
up soon enough.
But we will give a hint that isuh you will finally get to see
our faces.

SPEAKER_01 (40:29):
Dad, and when you do see our faces, we actually did
come with something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We didn't just come with hey,this is we didn't just come at
you with no bullshit.
Right.
So stay tuned.
Correct.
Right, stay tuned for that.
Like we say here, bro.
We all I always appreciateeverybody that listens and tunes
in, and we try to make it thebest here.
You know, we we are uh D A D.

SPEAKER_00 (40:48):
You ready to call it there, big shooter button?

SPEAKER_01 (40:49):
What's up?
No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 (40:50):
Okay, just make sure because got a little bit up to
the city.
Just reminding people, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (40:55):
Whenever you want to call it, you call it.

SPEAKER_00 (40:57):
I'm letting you know.
Well, we got like 20 minutesleft on this.
Oh, that's fine.
I you know, we keep it rolling.
Keep it rolling.

SPEAKER_01 (41:04):
This is a pretty nice day, you know.
The thing about me, bro, is likeso.
Next month time goes back anhour, right?
And it's pretty cool because Iget an extra hour of sleep.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (41:14):
It's just kind of, but not really because where do
they do that?
They do that like what, is itSunday night or Saturday night?
Is it Sunday?
Sunday or one, yeah, like Sundaynight.
It's usually Sunday nights thatthey do.
You know?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (41:25):
It's just the sun goes down super early, dog.

SPEAKER_00 (41:29):
And I guess like I feel like, dude, it's I mean, I
guess it doesn't really matterfor me because I go to sleep
early regardless.
So I get my sleeping no matterwhat.
I only need like six to sevenhours of sleep, and even then
I'll get up and probably for anhour or two, and then I'll go to
sleep or take a nap for like anhour before I have to go to
work.
That's my I hear you, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (41:49):
Yeah, no, I hear you.
No, it's funny because the olderI get, the more I feel like I
need power naps.
Yeah, I used to be able to doit.

SPEAKER_00 (41:55):
I mean, if anything, I would rather do a power nap
while it's still early in themorning and the sun's down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then you know, then when thesun's already up and it's
halfway through the day becausethat that throws me off.
It feels like a waste of day,you know.
Not only that, but then youcan't get to sleep during the
night, right?
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (42:11):
When you're when you're when you're you go to
sleep till way later.
Right, when you need to.
And um, you know, one thingabout here is uh we do like to
tell people, you know, take careof uh take care of your duties
and take care of yourself, getsome sleep.
Take care of yourself, yeah.
Get some good sleep.

SPEAKER_00 (42:28):
This is a self-help episode.
Sleep is important, bro.
I'll tell you.
Hopefully, we can help we can uhmotivate people to listen to
their bodies and listen tothemselves, to their mood swings
and all that other stuff.
And there's one more thing I'mgonna right, I want to talk
about the whole mood swings andthis.

SPEAKER_01 (42:44):
You know, when you meet a girl, bro, and you kind
of want to do better to betteryourself to be good for her, and
then it's funny because thenwhen she breaks your heart, it's
like fuck that, now I'm doing itfor me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (42:52):
It's funny how how now now that you're at that
point, if you've gotten to thatpoint, then stay at that point.
Now, now I don't mean don'tprogress from there, but keep
that mentality, right?
Exactly, and do it for you now.
Build it and keep building foryourself.
And if you meet the next woman,it I promise you, it's gonna be
because of that work that youput in.
I promise you.
Exactly.
And then it's it that once youget into that next relationship,

(43:18):
then it's not gonna be youtrying to be make yourself
something for that personbecause you already made
yourself enough for yourself,right?
Oh, definitely, you know,definitely don't find your
happiness and yourself, yourself-worth and somebody else.
Find it in yourself.

SPEAKER_01 (43:33):
There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Do it for you, and like yousaid, yeah, it's it's nice
because I feel like a lot of thetime, like most of the time,
like me, so personally, I'll goout throughout the the days,
kind of like, you know, in myown zone and like thinking about
I should do this, I should dothat, or I should work out a
little bit more.
And for some reason, when I meeta chick that kind of is digging
me, I that's when I really starthitting it.

(43:54):
Yeah, sex because then then bam,she breaks your heart, and it
feels like damn, I should havejust been doing this for myself.

SPEAKER_00 (43:59):
My my past areas has been that uh that I'll work at
myself.
Uh I'll I mean, I'll I'll I'llI'll get my gains in.
I'm talking like I'll hit thegym, I'll go at it hard, I'll
I'll have some self-discipline,some sort of of a system,
routine built into place.

(44:19):
I'll be building myself uppretty damn good.
And then I get into arelationship and you hit that
happy phase, and that's justhappy, going out to eat all the
time, being silly, eating andfucking and eating and fucking
and eating and fucking.
And you're pretty soon beforeyou know it, it's just eating

(44:42):
and going out to eat andspending your time eating and
drinking.
And yeah, and then uh becauseI'll admit I'm a quick fat.
It takes a lot of work to getmyself down to a certain weight,
and as soon as I break out of mydiet routine, and as soon as I
have one bite of a of a Big Macor uh one Big Mac, I I tell you

(45:05):
what, I it looks like I gainedlike 50 pounds.
And and that's the whole thingis that it's about trying to
find a routine, keeping yourroutine, keeping it all going,
finding satisfaction andhappiness in yourself and
self-worth in yourself, and andbelieve me, that'll definitely

(45:28):
help get you out of a slump.
But definitely for me, that'sthat's always been what it is.
You hit the happy, the happyzone, the happy face, and
whereas before you you've beengoing to the gym, then you meet
this chick, you've been hittingit hard, you've been working on
yourself hard, you've helpedbuild some sort of routine, then
you meet you meet a woman.
They can throw you on the andand you're still you're still

(45:50):
kind of working on your you'restill you know there, but you
slowly you start losing yourroutine.
You start right because you'retalking on the phone two hours
in the morning and fucking threehours at five hours at night,
right?
Going to going to sleep atnight, and then seeing you on
the weekends and just drinkingwine and going out to eat and
just getting fat and sittingdown watching movies and only

(46:11):
fucking like uh uh like fivepercent of all that fatness off.

SPEAKER_01 (46:16):
No, I hear you.

SPEAKER_00 (46:17):
And then and then the routine happens at the week
all over again, you know.
Just wake up just to talk to herfor three hours, and there goes
your morning exercise.
Yeah, and then you know, you youyou get to work and you're
hanging up, right?
And then you get out of work andyou're calling her because she's
already on the road, and noteven even while you're still
talking and texting on the phoneall day long, all day long.

(46:39):
And it feels good.
Oh, I know, it feels great, it'sbut it's great, you you almost
you forget, but when you go fromthat to like just like yeah, you
she fucking get sweat, sweepthem at the legs, jump in, you
know what I mean, and they hityou like that, they hit you like
that, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 (46:55):
One day they just bam, and you're like, whoa, what
the f what the fuck justhappened?
I guess I'm going back to thegym, huh?
Is that dreaming?
And you know what?
And it's crazy because some ofthe best relationships do feel
like a dream.

SPEAKER_00 (47:11):
You wake up and you honestly, to be honest with you,
this felt like the firstrelationship I ever I was ever
in, to be honest with you.
And yeah, every otherrelationship before that was
just we either wasn't arelationship or was me trying to
find my happiness in somebodyelse.

SPEAKER_01 (47:27):
And you know what, uh, I think that's where we go
wrong is trying to findhappiness in the city.

SPEAKER_00 (47:30):
Yeah, but you don't you don't learn that you have to
learn through hopefully youdon't have to get married and
and to have to learn to to that,you know?
Right.
Hopefully you're patient enoughand strong enough and uh
self-sustaining enough to likego through your heartbreaks,

(47:51):
heartaches, heart pains.
And they're worse when you'reyoung.
They are they are, don't get mewrong.
But you know, that's why it'sbest just it's like my it's like
my dear grandma told me you losea lot of money chasing after
women, but you never lose womenchasing after money.

SPEAKER_01 (48:09):
Amen, brother.

SPEAKER_00 (48:10):
And that's the truth.
It's the very exact same truth,yeah.
Believe me, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (48:15):
That's the truth, and uh, those are wise words.

SPEAKER_00 (48:17):
Hard words slip by, but wise words indeed.
Wise words, you know.
And it's true.
I mean, you hear it, and you'relike, yeah, damn, somebody give
that woman the Nobel FreeSpring.
Yeah, no, that's the truth.
Exactly.
And it's the truth.
Oh, and the other thing too thatmade a lot of sense is like to

(48:38):
uh to a woman, neither are yourlove or are your money give.

SPEAKER_01 (48:44):
Never that.
Never that.
You better save a penny foryourself to two pennies.

SPEAKER_00 (48:49):
And if you ever want if you want to live a happy
life, you have to lie.
If you want to be happy in yourmarriage, you gotta lie.
Not nothing crazy.
You gotta lie, dude.
No, no, but a lie is a lie,right?

SPEAKER_01 (49:01):
Yeah, yeah, but there's a difference.
Like, did you sleep with thebitch or am I fat type of lie?
No, you're not fat.
She might look a little, youknow what I mean?
But you're not gonna tell herthat unless you want to sleep on
a couch.
But then there's a lie, like,oh, were you texting her?
No, I wasn't texting her.
That's kind of a bigger lie.
But hey, you're the ones, yougotta lie, right?

(49:22):
If you want to live happily, yougotta lie.
Yeah, no, definitely,definitely.
You know, because there's noreason, there's no point in
telling the truth.
Exactly, right?
Uh, you know, and and andsometimes it's better not to
have to lie, you know, butsometimes you do, like you say,
yeah.
Sometimes you just like you tellthe truth, bro.
It's not gonna work out for you.
That's and then the the thing isthey'll tell you they want the
truth and they can handle thetruth.
But the moment you tell them thetruth, oh, hell breaks loose.

SPEAKER_00 (49:45):
Yeah, yeah.
The way I've seen it is you uhyou court a woman to help you to
help so that you each and helpimprove each other.

SPEAKER_01 (50:00):
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (50:01):
But you marry a woman because you because the
acceptance is already there ofwho you are.
You understand what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 (50:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (50:12):
Some people don't know that.
Some people don't understandthat.
Like some people think that thatthe acceptance is gonna come
later when it's not.
It's like if it's not therebefore you marry her, it's not
there at all.
It's never gonna be there.
Because uh to honestly, to her,you just you just played your
you just showed your hand.
You know that you don't everwant to show your full hand.
You never want to show your fullhand.

(50:32):
You always want to have one inthe mouth.
Either are your money or are youlove give.
Never go all in.

SPEAKER_01 (50:39):
This ain't fucking poker.

SPEAKER_00 (50:42):
And even in poker, yeah, it damn near feels like
it.
I I mean I don't know about you.
It does.

SPEAKER_01 (50:48):
It feels like it.
And uh it feels like that, butyou know, the more you play a
certain thing, the more you youand when you don't throw Jimmy
on, that's that's going all in.
Oh in.
You know, uh gators, gators,women wear jimmies, you know.
All my women wear jimmies.
Yeah, it's funny.
Shit.

(51:09):
You know, but you know, it'salways life's a journey, and I
just want to remind people tojust take it easy, dude.
Just enjoy the journey.

SPEAKER_00 (51:17):
It sucks because you have to go through your lows to
get to your highs.
Oh, definitely.
Honestly, that's what peopledon't understand is pain is a
part of the journey.
Yes, it sucks.
It does, and boo-hoo, and yes,you want to tell the whole
world, and I get it, but youit's not till you realize that
nobody gives a fuck about yourpain, and then you gotta go home

(51:37):
and lick your own damn woundsand fucking build yourself back
up and try it all over again.

SPEAKER_01 (51:41):
Yeah, and that's the that's the that you know, that's
life, bro.
And I know sometimes it is hardto get yourself back up, but I
feel like you just you got to.

SPEAKER_00 (51:47):
I mean, I guess that's just my understanding as
a bastard.

SPEAKER_01 (51:54):
But just as a just just as men in general.
I mean, even though come on,dude.
Everybody goes through it, dude.

SPEAKER_00 (51:59):
I I know some people that go through that are older
than older than me, they gothrough a divorce and their
family's taking care of them andall that other bullshit.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling you, I don't knowthem specifically, but you hear
these stories and it's like,what the fuck, dude?
I guess, bro.
I guess, dog.

(52:20):
I guess like it must be nice tohave dad, I guess.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (52:23):
Yeah, it must it must be nice to have somewhere
to fall back on.
Must be nice, yeah.
But it just sucks because I Ifeel like, in my opinion, I'm
more of a I don't want to haveto fail, go back, or I don't
want to have to go back.
I wanna I wanna if I leave my ifI leave the nest, I want to make
sure that I can I'm stable, youknow what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (52:40):
Oh dude, I left at 16, bro.
Believe me.
When I had to move back in,dude, it was the hardest thing
in the world, bro.
And that was like literally like20 something odd years later,
almost 30 years later, bro.
But at 16 it had to be done,yeah, dude.
I had to do it, bro.
I had to do it.
That's tough.
I had to do it.
That's tough.
When you're the male, the onlymale in the family, and you're

(53:03):
damn near an adult.
At least at 16, you think you'reman, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (53:09):
You think you know the whole world.
Like, I got it all figured out.

SPEAKER_00 (53:12):
You need to get some money.
Fuck that.
Ain't nobody gonna be putting itin my mind.
You know, that's what you knowsaying.
Ain't nobody gonna be coming inhere acting like they fucking
you know, you shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah, no, definitely.
You know, but it's a it's an uhit's a learning experience,
especially when we're young.
We're so hard-headed.
All right, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 (53:30):
But nah, I was putting it up and that one not
with me, bro.
Don't fix me up in that one,dog.
I keep forgetting, but that'sall right.
Teachers hated me for that one.
Everything I say goes in one earout the other.
Love me, love me.
Stays in there.
Shut up, Damn.

SPEAKER_01 (53:49):
No, but definitely, man.
It's always a good time.
It's always you know, you gottafind you gotta find a beautiful
in life.
You can't it's you know, it'shard, it's tough, but there are
some funny things in the tragic.
There are funny things in in,you know, pain and like it's
just some sometimes it's justthe simplest things, you know,
that just turns so complicatedwhen it could be so simple.

(54:11):
Yeah, yeah.
Yes or no?
Not this, I don't know, not thisfucking bird just chirped on my
window, not this that's what I'msaying, dude.

SPEAKER_00 (54:17):
It's like we didn't have parents, we didn't have a
daddy to like really show usthat get my keyway, yeah.
Fuck that.
Here's a beer.

SPEAKER_01 (54:30):
The fucking seven years old daddy forget about it,
that's it, right?

SPEAKER_00 (54:34):
I mean, I don't know.
I think that's what they callit.
I don't know.
Right, right.
I've never had a dad.
I mean, I'm gonna let me.
Come on, homie.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (54:41):
Is that what they I don't know what they I mean
shit, me homie?

SPEAKER_00 (54:44):
I mean, I call my son son, but right, right,
right.
I don't know, you know.
That's kind of awkward.
But that that might be me uhoverreacting with my son.
I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (54:53):
No, but it's definitely kind of awkward, like
if you hit a certain age.

SPEAKER_00 (54:56):
Calling your son the son, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (54:57):
No, no, no, no, not that at all.
Like if you were like you nevermet your past, right?

SPEAKER_00 (55:00):
And then somehow, some way you I think at this
age, dude, them food knowsbetter than becoming around
right.
Whether he's been aroundsecretly or not, dude.
I think he knows at this point,uh no, he don't want yeah, I I
he don't want none of this, andI know I don't want to.
I don't want none of that.

SPEAKER_01 (55:19):

SPEAKER_00 (55:21):
Which is good for me.
That's fine, dude.
Right, right.
Because honestly, like one ofthe things that kind of as a
little kid, one of the thingsthat being a Beatles freak that
kind of got me in my in my earlyteens through all that bullshit
was that like John Lennon.
John Lennon saw his mom and hisdad.

(55:42):
It was definitely his dad was asailor.
And his mom his mom was stillstill pretty young.

SPEAKER_01 (55:52):
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (55:53):
So he was raised, she gave up, gave up her rights
to him and left him with herwith his aunt.
And uh but this was just beforethis happened.
The dad left his dad left forthe last time, like, because he
was leaving and he said, I'mleaving.
This is it, I'm done.
I'm gone for good.
I'm getting on this boat, I'mnever coming back.
I'm just gonna go do my live mysavory life.

(56:15):
And and he took him out, he tooklittle John at like I think
five, like I forget, like six,seven, eight years old, took him
and said, You can cut come withme or you can go with your mom.
Gave him a choice.

SPEAKER_01 (56:28):
I think I yeah, yeah.
I heard about that.

SPEAKER_00 (56:30):
Yeah, he wrote a song about it.
It's I mean, that song got methrough a lot of bullshit.
It's it's what do you go with atthe end?
His mom?
He with his dad, he had nochoice.
He decided to stay.
He chose his mom, and his momgave him up to his dad.
Yeah, dude.
That's that's sad.
Yeah, sucks.
That's not sad, right?

(56:51):
It is what it is.
I mean, because if it wasn't forthat, uh John Lennon wouldn't
have had honestly, he wouldn'thave gotten, don't think he
would have had the the musical,the the uh freedom and the
liberty to to uh to experiencemusic the way he did and go to
the the art school that he didand all that other stuff and
meet also meet Paul McCartneyand all those other guys and

(57:13):
stuff.

SPEAKER_01 (57:13):
Hey, something sometimes things happen for a
reason.

SPEAKER_00 (57:15):
And so like so from like a certain age to like he
was like 16 or 17, he didn'tknow his mom.
I think from like his eight oreight years old.
I might be wrong, but I knowlike he saw her every once in
the blue moon when she wouldcome around.
Right, and his aunt was a verystrict person, like very
Catholic, very Bible thumping,very proper, very uh strict,

(57:38):
very uh formal, everything.
And like she didn't even likethat he he was got into music,
even though he gave her she gavehim the ability to to take uh
musical lessons and all thatother stuff.
Right.
But like he yeah, it was like ina sense that's I love John

(57:59):
Lennon for that fact.
His music is great, his lyricsare great.
Every Beatle is is great intheir own sense, right?
But I relate more to Johnbecause of that whole story
right there.
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (58:10):
No, yeah, and uh it's always it's always a good
thing.
I mean, not a good way, youknow, it's always cool when you
could relate to an artist, and Ithink a lot of people shall like
tend to drift towards certainartists because they could
relate to their music, they canrelate to whatever they are.

SPEAKER_00 (58:21):
Yeah, the music, no, it really was the music, but I
mean when you start getting intothe music, is what got me into
them because you get you youwant to know what is it that
drove these people to drivethese songs, and it's obviously
your past experiences, right?
Definitely, so so yeah.
I mean, and now we have havingheard all that, it was like I'm
not alone.
I'm I'm not an only bastardafter all.

(58:42):
And it feels good to know you'renot alone, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 (58:45):
Because I feel like a lot of people do go out there
thinking, like, damn, you know,like is it just me?

SPEAKER_00 (58:49):
This cap we're off there, big shoots, if you don't
mind.

SPEAKER_01 (58:51):
Yeah, no, definitely.
Um definitely feels good to feellike you belong or feel like you
under like somebody understandsyou.

SPEAKER_00 (58:59):
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but you know, and it iswhat it is.
It it sucks because like I said,you end up having to fan for
yourself, because I know I knowthat I've been through certain
situations in my life that forlike that situation alone forced

(59:20):
me to to grow up to uh fasterthan I was supposed to.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (59:24):
I mean, you know, especially growing up without a
pops.

SPEAKER_00 (59:27):
Yeah, and and even even you knowing your dad, I'm
sure kind of forced you to growup and uh you know, for
especially since you have youknow brothers and stuff like
that are I don't know how farapart you are from your other
brother, I'm not really askingyou to have to tell me, but uh
from what I see it's not thatfar apart.
No, they're not that far apart.
Exactly.
So it's it's like yeah, right.
So imagine for my sense it's adifferent story because then you

(59:52):
know, I'm not trying to be like,oh I'm uh boohoo for me, you
know, all this other shit, butit's like then you get your
sisters when you're like nineyears old.
And you don't have there's nofather figure around.
Yeah.
So that kind of forces you togrow up a little bit faster.
Definitely.
Do you understand what I'msaying?
Yeah, that definitely does forceyou.
Especially when like you'rewalking around.

(01:00:13):
Because I remember walkingaround.
We I grew up in Pilson with mymom.
I grew up in Pilston, walkingaround.
And my mom was a very goodlooking woman back in back in
those days, you know.
She was in her early 20s andstuff when I was like five or
six.
And we'd be walking aroundChicago or whatever, never dude,
back in the fucking 80s, bro.
Whistles, hey, what's up, mommy?

(01:00:36):
All that bullshit, you know.
And dude, that was my I wouldturn around all the time, just
flip motherfuck, flippingmotherfuckers off, dude.
I think that's where like my mystraight up like macho fucking
fuck you, like when I thinksomebody's like, you know,
trying to fix that.
Cat calling, yeah, that's wherethat shit comes from.
Dude, I punched a lot of fuckingballs, dude.

(01:00:57):
When I was and she took me to alot of dates, and I punched a
lot of dicks, a lot of dudes intheir dicks and balls, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I was using the motherfuckers inmy punching bag.
I did not give a fuck, dude.
Right.
Back up for my mama.
Yeah, dude.
I'm not lying, dude.
I'm not lying.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I I remember seeing my firstmovie.

(01:01:17):
Men at Work was the first movieI that I remember like
consciously seeing.
Yeah, Men at Work.
That's um Charlie Sheen uhEmilio Emilio Estevez Brothers.
Sheen Estevez Brothers film.
Really, it was a decent film,right?
A couple other movies fromaround that era too.
But this was those times wherelike in Chicago, where like uh a

(01:01:42):
theater was like literally onetheater that like had different
show times for different movies.
You know, it wasn't a cineplexor nothing like that, it was
literally just one big asstheater, like a theater, you
would walk into like a theaterwith a stage, but it also had a
movie screen.
Sometimes they would use it as aplay theater, and sometimes they
would use it as a movie screentheater.

(01:02:03):
Right.
And then over time, when whenthose things when the cineplexes
and multiplexes came out, thatthose things went out of
business, then they got boughtup by triple X businesses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, now you have yeah,that got Pee Wee Herman hemmed
up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:20):
Yeah, Pee Wee always over.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:21):
Rest in peace, though, man.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:23):
Yeah, rest in peace.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:24):
No, I grew up with Pee Wee Herman, and I get it, I
understand.
That was a freaky thing, butcome on, we all do freaky
things, bro.
Come on, and you know, he's nothe's not the only one that went
that's been to fucking dark asstheaters like that.
You know, there's a reason whythose fucking theaters are
sticky.

(01:02:44):
Floors are sticky, bro.
Yeah, no doubt.
That's for sure.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:48):
That's for sure.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:50):
That's all I'm saying, man.
That's all I'm saying.
We all have our freakiness, man.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:55):
It's just who's gonna match it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:57):
Well, it's not even that.
Just because it's not your kink,bro, doesn't mean he just cause
it's not your kink doesn't meanhe's he's a degenerate person.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:05):
Right, no, definitely.
There's nothing um nothing wrongwith having a little you know
what I mean?
We're all human, we all makemistakes, we all have uh urges
and different things we like.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:16):
But yeah.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:21):
Yeah, no, dude.
It's been uh it's been a journeyon this show from the beginning
to to finish, and we're not evenfinished.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:28):
We're not even we're not even we're not even we're
not even half we're not even awe're not even an eighth of the
way, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:34):
This is just a this is just the beginning.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:36):
We haven't even brushed the surface yet.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:38):
Exactly, exactly.
So we really do appreciatewhoever tunes in with us.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:42):
Yeah, well, I mean, hopefully I that's how I feel.
Yeah, I mean, this is eight Astudios, this is a DIY studios,
just so you guys know.
Sometimes you guys might hearbackground noise.
I do live above a bar.
We try to keep things asprofessional as possible, but
we're still trying to learnthings here and there.
We do have a video like weplugged in earlier coming up of

(01:04:03):
me pigging the fuck out.
Yeah, so I figured what what betwhat better way for you guys to
get to know us for the firsttime and see our faces than to
see me just fucking uh deepthroat in the sub.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:18):
And then and you know what they say, you know, it
looks bigger in the in therefer.
You know, because I remembersometimes you you you would like
you see somebody, oh, they'redoing a channel to do it.
Yeah, right, right, right,right.
You know, whatever it may be.
We don't want to get to it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:30):
It's that fish lens, bro.
It's that fish eye lens.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:34):
You know, you ever see something, you're like, oh,
I think I could do that.
I think I could do that, andthen you show up in person,
you're like, yeah, you knowwhat?
This shit looks actually alittle bit.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:40):
It's like in porn, bro.
That's why, that's why, like,when they when they when they
move up to the dude, close up tothe dude, and his penis is at
the bottom of the screen, isbecause that's where the curved
angle of the lens is to make itlook like it's like four or five
inches bigger than it is, allright, Holmes?
That and that's what the sub waslike, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:57):
That shit dude, that shit was no joke.
No, it wasn't what I was doing.
It was curving at the end,wasn't it?
We don't want to give too much,we don't want to give too much
out because we are gonna do umuh we are gonna do one where we
do.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:09):
That motherfucker had its way with me, dude.
Dude, that shit had yousweating.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:13):
Yeah, we're we don't want to get too much into detail
because you know we're not gonnaread it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:19):
Ah, poor kid, he's not gonna get it done.
That's when I can tell.
Like, she started, she's like,oh yeah, you don't have to
finish it off.
Hey, but we're just giving youguys a little sneak peek of
what's to come.
Angie, shout out to Angie, shoutout to her, sweet lady.
I wish I could have left alittle bit more money, but I
honestly I thought I was gonnabe walking out with an extra 50,

(01:05:40):
so that's my bad.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:42):
Next time, there's always next time.
But you know, you know, it'salways we always the first time
you ever do something, it'salways like in our head, like,
oh, I think I could do it likethis, and then boom, you go on,
it's it's different.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:51):
Yeah, I gotta foot in.
You know?
And that was good.
Which honestly, it's like I keptsaying, I said like two or three
times throughout the video,dude.
These things aren't like subwayItalian subs, Italian meatball
subs, where you eat one and youyou you know, you eat one in
five minutes, and it's like youcan go for another one.
No, completely different, dude.

(01:06:12):
Completely different.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Iate that first foot, like like I
like I was eating at a a subwayuh Italian meatball sub.
Right.
But dude, uh when I got to thatthird one and everybody was
sitting there, we'll talk aboutit later.
Right.
No, no, that's that's what Iwant to save the thing.
Let's keep them in suspense.
Right.
I want to save that for the nexttime we uh so stay tuned for an

(01:06:33):
actual video where you get tosee our ugly mugs for the first
time.
And we take the pockets on theroad.
Because I got a mug that onlycoffee love, but and uh we take
you on the road.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:44):
You know, show you a little bit of uh a little bit of
uh our side of uh our neck ofthe woods, right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:49):
The hometown and uh and like we said, hopefully
we're we're still workingprogress building everything so
that way sooner or later peoplecould.
I mean, you're more than feelfree to leave a comment.
Feel free to subscribe.
Feel free.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:00):
Yeah, no, yeah.
Uh we are on yeah, this firstvideo is gonna be going out on
uh YouTube too.
So definitely please subscribe.
Hit the like button, check usout on uh uh YouTube, on uh
iHeartRadio, Podbean, listennotes.
I think we're on iTunes, we'reon all the podcasts that uh

(01:07:21):
iTunes features.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:23):
And we'll definitely we'll definitely have more more
content coming this way.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:27):
Oh, yeah, definitely.
We we got we still have somestuff that's locked and loaded
that we're gonna throw on thePatreon.
If hopefully we we are gettingsome views and some listens and
some people interested, and uhalso leave comments for
anything, uh uh food challenges,any uh any suggestions.
Any suggestions for the for thepodcast or any tips for this?

(01:07:47):
Any tips for us, any any sort ofanything, everything is welcome.
We're just trying to get our ourshit blown up a little bit, you
know.
We're trying to get anybodybesides me just texting on
there, all right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:58):
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:00):
But and aside from that, don't forget this is A Day
Studios here, DIY Studios.
We're trying to do everythingfrom scratch and we're learning
as we go, and we're slowlybuilding things a little bit
better and better.
Hopefully, you guys notice, andhopefully, we're giving you some
ideas on how to start a podcastbecause after all, that's what
this podcast is about to startoff with.
So hopefully, you know, ifthat's what you tune in tuned in

(01:08:23):
for, maybe now you have an idea.
If you're looking to if you havea podcast starting off and
looking starting off audio, andbecause a lot of people do at
first, because they're stilltrying to figure things out, and
you're looking to go to video,this would be a good way to do
it.
Find something to go out thereand do that, you know, that'll
keep the two you and yourco-host or just you engaged.

(01:08:44):
A couple of things, a couple oftips I can give you is uh maybe
make some phone calls.
If you're gonna go do a foodchallenge, make some phone calls
ahead of time.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:50):
Definitely.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:51):
I I I give my my boy here props for that because he
he's the one that said shake,give him a call real quick and
see what's up and all that.
So he kind of handled that andand so props up to him.
And so that that's just a fewthings for you guys to know and
uh and uh maybe consider is uhdo your research for sure.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:07):
Exactly.
Do your research.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:08):
Yeah, don't go, don't go in there because
believe me, I watched quite afew.
The only thing that got me goinginto doing this was I'm an avid
beer beard meets food viewer.
I I I love that show.
The dude he's he captivates me.
And he's he's a heavy, he's aheavy metaler.
So so other than that, it's justlike I I saw I saw the Fontano

(01:09:32):
challenge.
I noticed that it wasn't too faraway from my old neighborhood,
and I said, Well, let's try itout.
It looked like I could do it,and I you know, honestly, I got
a foot in.
You know, next time around, in acouple of months, maybe next
year.
Right.
If not in a couple of months,maybe next year.
Right.
I will go try it out again forsure.
But I am definitely gonna trainout.

(01:09:53):
Um, you know, I think I'm gonnastart exercising a little bit
more for sure.
Oh, definitely, yeah.
Get my appetite because if themore you exercise, the more your
appetite builds up for sure.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:02):
And like we said, we're gonnabring that to the next uh to the
next uh episode.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:10):
Hopefully that's not our next video besides this one
that's coming up, right?
But and hopefully we have comeup.
But I actually I am thinkingabout doing a uh known as good
life uh pizza challenge.
It's uh two 63-inch slices.
So just stay tuned for that one.
That might be our next video.
Might be our next one.
But depending on how this goeswith the editing and the

(01:10:30):
production of this video andediting and all that stuff.
We're just pre-starting.
We might even start just filmingour own our our podcast now,
too.
Just to give you guys somethingto you know take you on the roll
with us, couple of dudes towatch to look at for a little
bit.
That's your that's your kink.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:47):
And then and then hopefully you see something you
like and you might want to tryyourself.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:50):
You know, definitely.
And uh, like I said, pleasejoin, subscribe, hit the like
button wherever you see us, justgive us a shout out, even leave
a comment if you can't do any ofthose other things.
We would love to make you a partof this community.
And I honestly feel like afterthis video thing, that and after
seeing some of our views spikeup a little bit more, that uh

(01:11:12):
that we are pretty much a littlebit more locked into this thing,
and we are starting to plan alittle bit more ahead of time on
these things.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:19):
Definitely.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:19):
So definitely look forward to some let's make some
beautiful things, people.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:24):
Oh, definitely, you know, and uh like I say, stick
with us with the journey, andyou know, we we we no man left
behind here.
No man left behind here.
No man left behind here.
Yep, that's what we're doing.
Take no prisoners, exactly.
So, you know me.
It's always a good show.
Yep, yep.
Here with MacG.
It's always a good time with youguys listening and tuning in.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:44):
Mac G, right here, baby.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:45):
We always appreciate your time.
We always appreciate your year.
We always appreciate yourcontributions.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:49):
We'll have everything definitely lend us at
least one year because I know Icould definitely use the next
one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:54):
You know, and if you see the video.
For those of us that don't knowme, yeah, you'll see the video
on YouTube.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:59):
I suffer from my crochet.
I don't really suffer with it.
I I I um I overcome my crochet.
And for those who don't knowwhat that is, you know, I mean,
I'm pretty sure there's a lot ofpeople who know what it is, but
it's just no, it's it's a fairlyless it's a it's a uh uh it's a
birth defect, basically.
Uh it's fairly it affects theear.

(01:12:21):
My right ear is uh it'snon-existent.
It's a little nub, it's a littlenub.
It's a little uh it's a littlegummy bear.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:31):
And dude, it's funny because here we like to kinda
like just numbers.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:35):
Yeah, no, yeah, but literally there's no there's no
there's no hole there.
It's just I got I got air otherwork in there, but there's no
ear hole to pick up thesignature.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, look it upM-I-R-O-C-I-A.
M-I-C-R-O-C-I-A.
Electrotia.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:55):
And let us know, you know, maybe there's a lot of
people that they're boring withyou know whatever it may be.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:01):
Believe me, all that card is lost up here.
Hopped up somewhere somewheredown there.
So you know it's it's I guessit's up to you ladies to find
the case.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:13):
Like we said, everybody loves here.
And uh we we we want themonophys and everything and we
love the ladies and holidays.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:20):
You can't live with the ladies, ladies laugh in it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:25):
Definitely definitely the head, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:28):
Come on, bro.
We gotta do some batella.
I'm kidding, guys, I'm kidding,keep your hands up.
We we're just joking right here.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:38):
But no, like we um we definitely appreciate you
guys.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:41):
Yep, yep.
Stay tuned for the next one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:43):
And definitely if you guys like we said, if you
wanna hear us talk aboutsomething, updates, let us know.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:50):
We're always gonna hear new things to talk about,
we're always checking the youknow the to we're we're we're
the human serviettes as our ourour homie Nardboard likes to
say.
We're the human serviettes hereto serve you.
Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:03):
So so hey, I appreciate you guys for tuning
in.

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