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Speaker 1 (00:16):
and welcome to the
show.
Appreciate you guys tuning in.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We apologize for the
delay on the you know and yeah
and uh, putting uh, our nextepisode out, and I know we we
had to take down a coupleepisodes just cause we've been
talking about getting a littlebit more serious with this thing
.
And well, first of all, what up, what up, what up.
Yeah, we just wanna get them.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We just wanna get the
people something good yeah, not
everything we do is gonna besuper hot fire, right, exactly
fire.
But this is why it's uncut andthis is why we're bringing it to
the people.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, something
different and still bear with us
with the sound quality.
I studio eight days above a barand, um, it's diy still.
So we might, and, and we'renext to a truck yard, so, uh, we
might hear trucks driving by,we might hear, we might hear a
little beat coming fromdownstairs or from the jukebox,
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or a little bit of chatter orwhatever.
But the show must go on andit's going to help me better my
production skills and everythingelse, because, like I said,
that's what this whole podcastis about is, um, getting out of
our comfort zones and, um, youknow, uh, talking about the
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things that matter to us as men.
Um, and hopefully, you know,get a woman's perspective here
and there.
We're not just, we're notanti-feminist or anything like
that.
We, we definitely want to getuh like that.
We definitely want to get, uh,uh, every point of view that's
out there.
Um, so, you know, just bearwith us.
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Um, but as long as you guyscould just just want to tune in
to listen, that's all we reallycare about, ain't that right?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
ain, Ain't that right
.
Let me tell you something,right?
What up G If I was stranded?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
on an island.
If you were stranded on anisland, If I was stranded on an
island.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, Right, I
thought like for real, you're
stranded on an island.
No, are we stranded on anisland?
I hope not.
You know, if we were strandedon an island, I I don't know,
bro that'd be kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know doing this
podcast, I guess oh, dude, if I
was stranded on an island andhad wifi and had all this stuff,
dude, oh you better believethat's all I'd be doing all day
is podcasting, just doing stupidshit on YouTube on the mic
that's like Castaway.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But if he had the
setup for a?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
podcast imagine yeah,
bro yeah, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But I was like I was
saying if I was stranded on an
island and you could only picktop five women to be stranded on
that island with, dude, I gotmy top five right.
Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah, kate Upton, and I'mtalking about prime time, you
know.
Okay, what's the other chick'sname, that one chick, she was in
(03:00):
.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Kate Hudson, can you
say?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, not Kate Hudson.
I don't know who the hell KateHudson is.
Oh okay, who is Kate Hudson?
Kate Hudson, no, yumi.
And.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Dupree the who, yumi
and Dupree the lady from Yumi,
and.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Dupree, don't know
her.
You know who I'm talking about,that one chick.
She's in those movies she'ssuper Gosley, where she's like a
robot.
But she's like the, she's likea robot program wife.
You talking about Blade Runner?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
yeah, she's the chick
like the.
I never saw that one, or I'dhave seen it, but I can't
remember exactly.
Let's find out actually sothat's four.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think that's four
right.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just heard two.
Jennifer Lawrence you saidsomebody before that Kate Upton.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Kate Hudson.
Kate Upton, I thought you saidKate Hudson.
You know Kate Upton?
I don't know her.
She's a model, she's asupermodel, right?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Wasn't she married to
some, to some bum she's married
to some spikehead Brit.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She's not married to
me, that's for sure.
You know what I'm saying UntilI said what's up.
So, kate Upton, jenniferLawrence, that one chick from
Blade Runner, that one chickfrom Zorro, the original Zorro.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That one chick, salma
Hayek, no, no, no, no.
Well, is it Salma Hayek?
Or you might be talking aboutCatherine Zeta-Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The old school chick,
the one, the original Zorro
chick.
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I think
that's Catherine Zeta-Jones.
And one more oh you're talkingabout Ana de Armas.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, she's pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
The one with the
powdery lips.
She's Hispanic bro.
Yeah, she's dope.
Yeah her, she's a little hot,she's Cuban.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, she's Cuban.
And you know who else I think Imight Ana de Armas yeah.
I need one more okay so yousaid Kate Upton, no, jennifer.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Lawrence, kate Upton,
yeah her.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What's her name?
Ana de Armas, her.
I had already one more JenniferLawrence, kate Upton.
Ana de Armas, that's three.
I need two more.
Yep, and I'll be good on theisland.
You know what I mean Chilling,like you know I'm not going to
go crazy or nothing, but that'dbe like dude, like you know, let
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them do their thing, and youknow so, but I'd be cool with
that man.
Okay, well, the other two.
You know I'm thinking likesomeone who knows how to cook.
So, yeah, I leave you one ofthe old ladies from the, from
the, what you call it, thelittle taco.
Real places around here.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You know they throw
down, you know you're funny
something like that, bro, butdefinitely dump three.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And there was two
more, bro.
Oh, oh, what's her name?
That one chick, maggie Robert.
Maggie Robert, she plays theone chick from Maggie.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Roberts.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Maggie Roberts.
I think she plays you ever seenthe Birch Prey?
She plays Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh, Margot Robbie.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, she's a little
hot, yeah, yeah yeah, harley
Quinn, that's all you have tosay is Harley Quinn, harley
Quinn's crazy dude.
Harley Quinn, that's all youhad to say was Harley Quinn,
harley Quinn, harley Quinn'scrazy dude.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, so that's four,
right yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Harley Quinn.
Okay, and I'm thinking, I'mthinking she's got to be a
throwback.
You know, back in the day, j-loNah, hell, nah, no, nah, hell,
nah.
J-lo's cool're right, I thinkit's.
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You see, she got her homeboyBen Affleck stressed Ben Affleck
, I think it's.
Is that her new husband?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
or something.
Yeah, you have to.
Well, I guess they're divorced,or in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Supposedly she was
trying to give tips about
marriage and somebody was likesomeone who's collecting more
rings than uh the dude from theavengers that one guy who's who
goes around collecting ringsshouldn't be talking about.
You're talking about the thanos, yeah, thanos, you're like for
someone who goes yeah, yeah butno one more, so it's tough
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scarlett johansson not on thelist.
No, you know who?
Who?
That one chick too.
She's pretty, she's hot,Perfect A.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh, emma Stone.
Yeah, she's cool.
Yeah, emma Stone, she's got afunny personality.
Yep, yep, you know yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And one more.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, that's five.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, no, because the
old lady don't count, you know?
Well, no, because the old ladydon't count, you know, no,
that's still 5, true?
Yeah, you know, I think thatwould be you said Jennifer
Lawrence, jennifer Lawrence.
Gay Ducton the girl from Blade,ana de Armas.
You said Emma.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Stone, emma Stone or
Roberts.
Is it Emma Stone or EmmaRoberts?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Emma Stone and Maggie
Roberts.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Margot Robbie, margot
Robbie.
Harley Quinn top 5, bro, top 5you.
Is it Emma Stone or EmmaRoberts?
Emma Stone and Maggie Roberts?
Oh, margot Robbie, margotRobbie.
Yeah, harley Quinn, top five,bro, top five.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know, I don't
know about nowadays, but that's
just me, because I like I'm alittle older yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, no, I
understand.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Especially, come on
man and then.
But, like I said, it'd be cool.
You know, nothing crazy,nothing crazy, nothing crazy at
all.
Huh, no, no, who wants to be onan island full of dudes Like
what the fuck?
Got a fucking sausage partygoing on here, dude?
Yeah, well, I understand thatfor sure, hey man If it gets
caught up there bro.
(08:15):
I ain't trying to, Nah, dude.
You ever seen that show?
Naked and Afraid?
Who in their right mind saidhey, let's just put a guy and a
girl, they're naked and they'reafraid.
And it might rain, and to staywarm the only way you can stay
warm is to huddle togetherunderneath Right right, you seen
it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Have you seen the
show?
No, yeah, I mean I haven't seenthe show, but I have heard of
the show.
I've seen bits and parts of it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Dude, yeah, that
sounds pretty interesting, but
it's not my thing.
Um, yeah, no, but they do haveone where you go solo, you know
you're not naked or afraid, youknow, you kind of go with some
equipment I think they are solow unless they meet up.
No no, no, no, they, they, theyseparate them pretty far.
I think you get to choose 10,10 items.
You know you, you get your, youback up, you, you pack up
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however you like, but like, butyou're only able to bring 10
items.
Yeah, to survive.
Yeah, I can't remember how longyou have to survive for yeah,
we do apologize about the noise.
Yeah, yeah, maybe some of ourguys out there, you know they
got some motorcycles themselves.
Yeah, right, yeah.
But you take 10 items and theydrop you off pretty far from
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each other, like if we were togo like all right, like whoever
cut out last, yeah, wins themoney, right, so right.
I think it's two weeks orsomething.
Do some people?
Some people drop in there andwithin an hour, start
hallucinating, start startpanicking I would.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't I.
I know there's nudies out there, but I'm not.
I have to.
I got to have some sort ofclothing on.
I'm not comfortable walkingaround.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I'm talking about
like fully clothed Like this is
just no.
Yeah, this isn't no.
You go fully clothed Like youjust pack 10 things Like you
could bring a fire starter.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh, that's a loan.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen that one.
Yeah, I've seen that one.
That one's, that one's cool,that one I have seen.
I wouldn't mind doing somethinglike that, but the only thing
the problem is that they pickpeople that are experienced
already.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But I thought about
wanting to try out for something
like that you know, imagine thepeople who don't try out for
that, like they just go on aregular hike and next thing, you
know, they're lost or they,they, they fall down the cliff
and now they're just trying tosurvive.
And that would suck, dude.
You know being in situationswhere you kind of like need your
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phone, like you're stucksomewhere, or like you know
you're in a position whereyou're like, damn, I could use
my phone right now to callsomebody to come and help me, or
your phone just died,especially in one of those times
.
You know, but it doesn't seemeasy, but no, but I think
honestly, what happens is onceyou, once you're in that, once
(10:51):
you're in that atmosphere, likethat mold and the wilderness, I
feel like your ancestry's memorykick in I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've thought about
doing that, but I don't really
think I can.
When it comes to eating, Iwould definitely need to have
had some courses or gone huntinga few times to get past the
killing and gutting andundressing and you know,
(11:22):
preparing your kill like.
You know what I mean.
Skinning it, yeah, cutting itopen and letting it drain out.
What part of the meat is good?
What part of the carcass isgood?
What part do you throw away?
What part can you save?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, because I
remember the story goes in the
Bible.
I think it goes.
You know, god told him.
He was like all this food isfor everyone.
And he was like I thought thisfood was unclean.
He's like don't say that.
He's like this food is when youeat it.
Just give thanks.
And that's why I do, dude,there's a lot of people in the
(11:59):
world, that's why I be thinkinglike bro, how the hell do we
feed so many people?
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And then you have veg
.
That's why I be thinking like,bro, how the hell do we feed so
many people?
Yeah, you know, yeah.
And then you have vegans toothat don't eat any animals.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But even still, like
you, could be a vegan and still
survive.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's true, but I
don't know.
I honestly don't believe thatpeople that say they're vegan
are fully vegan, because I mean,you had to have been born vegan
to be fully vegan.
So I mean, at some point inyour life you've every vegan I
believe has ingested, hasingested meat, has consumed meat
at one point in their life youknow what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So like it's like
you're saying if their parents
weren't vegan, yeah, and theirparents.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They gotta come from
a bloodline of vegans, I mean.
Who would do that to their kids?
Who would malnourished theirbabies?
You know, you, I mean not thatyou're feeding kids meat right
away, but, uh, you get a lot ofyour iron from meat, you know, I
mean, and if you don't get ironin your diet, especially as a
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baby, then you can become Alittle bit weak.
No, what is that?
I forget the name.
It's not a good thing.
It's like where your red bloodcells are low, okay, and your
white blood cells are high, thatdoes last Anemia?
Anemia, anemic, and then it getsreally bad and you can get end
(13:27):
up.
I think you can end up withthis sickle cell anemia, but I'm
not sure.
So yeah, I mean you definitely,when they have their teeth, you
definitely want to feed them alittle bit to me, you know, not
like whatever, but right you youknow, like whatever's in Chef
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Boyardee or those canned goodsthat the babies like to eat.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
A little bit of
something.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, and then
eventually over time too.
I mean there is like roast beefand potatoes, Gerber, you know
what I mean, that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, they started
coming out with these burgers,
these vegan burgers and stuffLike the Impossible Whopper or
something Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah, yeah, I never triedthem.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, it's
interesting.
I mean it tastes good, itdoesn't taste that bad.
I mean I still order a regularWhopper because I got to have my
protein, and I mean not to saythat that stuff's not good, but
I definitely felt hungrierfaster after I ate it, True?
So that's the main reason why Idon't like vegetable-based meat
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substitutes is because theydon't fill me up and my diet
requires a lot of protein, likeon a constant.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Definitely need that
protein.
Definitely need that protein.
I usually get my protein fromthe Nesquik From Nesquik, yeah
yeah, that little drink.
They got like 14 grams ofprotein in there.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, I mean that's
good, but I mean protein.
There's a lot of protein in.
There's that proteins and eggsand egg white.
There's protein.
You want to get natural protein.
I mean not to say that thatstuff not, it's not that great.
I mean it's not bad for you butit's not that great, right?
Um?
But like, if you're trying tolose, do something on your diet
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where you're trying to loseweight, then those are always
perfect because they don't likethey help you lose weight
without all that extra stuff.
Your nutritional value issuffering.
You still get all thenutritional values out of that
stuff, even though it's alwaysbetter to eat solids, no matter
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what.
You know, I wouldn't mind, Iwouldn't mind taking a cooking
class yeah, yeah, I mean, I knowhow to cook and I'm a diy or so
.
I I feel like, as long as Ihave like a manual or recipe or
something like that, I canfigure it out on my own, true,
(16:04):
especially what youtube andeverything, yeah, and I love, I
actually love to cook.
So, uh, if I in the mood forsomething, I'll look for the
recipe and then I'll plan it outahead, like, um, really, the
only time I look for recipes oranymore is when I'm planning, uh
, thanksgiving, because now thatI have this place, thank god,
um, I have the space to be ableto have my kids here, you're
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going to have a Thanksgivingthing.
Yeah, I mean I had one last yearBecause I moved in.
I think Actually I'll be.
I'll have been here a yearalready.
So so you know, definitelyblessed, for sure, definitely
blessed.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
You know I couldn't
imagine what it's like to have
to sleep out there yeah, yeah,it was, yeah, it was interesting
and then the thing is you seesome people who try to help
these people and they get up andthey get a.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
They get a attack,
you know yeah, yeah, yeah, you
definitely see some crazy stuffout there.
Definitely see some crazy stuffout there.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Guys just trying to
give him a blanket Some homeless
guy.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The homeless guy gets
upset and yeah, yeah, you
definitely see some crazy stufflike that out there, for sure,
definitely.
But more than anything I don'tknow, you just try to keep to
yourself and try not to Run intopeople that have bad vibes.
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Stay away from them.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What's up with them?
Right, like what's up withthese guys over here?
Who the hell is this guy?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Coming over here with
that vibe Mojo Jojo.
You know, what I mean.
I don't need that dude.
There's times, bro, where I'm,where I'm walking, just hanging
out with my buddy and that guyyou met, robert the skateboarder
guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah well, I don'tknow if you remember him.
Long story short dude.
And his car just stops.
Dude, like three guys just jumpout.
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Hey man, what's up with youguys?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I got you, I got you,
yeah, yeah, what the hell you
know?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, walking to the
liquor store to get some beers.
Yeah, that's so cute.
That's insane man.
What's up with this guy?
Yeah, no kidding, yeah, this,this city's crazy like that, bro
, it is dude.
I hear some places like.
I saw videos.
I think it's in, uh uh, southkorea they're walking around
like 2 am, 1 am, like nothingyeah, you know everybody's
having a good time.
You know problems over here.
You try that like.
I mean I get it.
You know it's different.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But right, right,
right, yeah it's.
It's insane man it's.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It's funny how, like
even within the city, some other
parts of the city could feel alittle bit like north side.
When I go up north, dude, I'mlike damn, this feels.
This feels like a totallydifferent atmosphere, different
you know yeah, no, no, nokidding man, that's for damn
sure yeah, but that's the thing.
That's why I like being outmeeting new people, meeting new
culture.
Not everybody's a jerk yeah,yeah, it's for sure some pretty
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cool people out there, but then,but you do meet some people
like what the hell, dude?
yeah, yep, yep, um, let's seehere oh, dude, did I tell you
about this?
Uh, I go and see my buddy.
Right, I don't want to say nomeans, but I go and see my buddy
dude, and we're, we're chilling.
You know, I'm gonna talk.
I tell him, man dude, so thiswas like a week, like a week or
(19:13):
two ago.
I told him, man dude, I had adream about my ex, you know
right right, dude, dude, thisguy's like dude, you know it's
crazy and we're chilling, youknow which is you know, and he's
like dude.
I think I had a dream about yourex too.
I was like what?
That's crazy, yeah, dude.
I said he's like yeah, dude,because it looked like her, but
(19:33):
it was some girl from this block, and the block he lives on used
to be the block that you know.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But I'm like what the
hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
huh.
So I was like man, this guy man, so let me get out of here,
dude that's so let me get out ofhere, dude.
That's crazy, bro.
Let me get out of here.
You know what I mean.
It'd be the people closest toyou.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Nah, so what do you
think?
You think you might end upgetting your buddy on the
podcast or what you?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
know you ever just
had that one person who was like
, oh, I'm going to stop this,I'm going to stop that, I'm
going to stop drinking.
I'm going to.
You know they're always on that.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And, like I said,
dude, I don't judge.
You know, I try to be cool, Itry to help people.
You know, like, hey, man, Iwish the best and yeah, forever,
dude, forever stopping smoking,right, right, I don't know,
dude, that sounds beaming, huh,yeah you wanna.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's just insane, man
.
I mean, I don't know um I I wasgetting tired of it and just me
and you just barely met andit's like you've only told me a
handful of times about the wholesituation.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Good guy, dude I
don't know.
You're a good guy.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I mean, you're a good
guy for putting up with it, I
wouldn't put up with it.
I mean, I guess I would put upwith it, but at the same time
it'd be one of those thingswhere it's like hey dude, you
got to sit a person down and belike hey man, you got to learn
to chill out, man, just relaxand enjoy.
You know, not make it allstressed out, bro.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know what I'm
saying, and so yeah, no, dude,
it's just like you know.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
we're not here to
down talk nobody and nothing
like that no, no, no, but whatI'm saying is.
What I'm saying is you know andI honestly don't even want to
talk about it too much.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Right, right, we're
not, we're not, you know it's
like, but there might besomebody out there listening.
It's just I feel like maybe.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know the
whole situation he needs to
start smoking.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
some crack I think it
sounds to me like the dude
probably just needs Some crack.
I don't know Like it's.
Like we all say we sometimespeople just need a microphone
and to just let it out and thenmaybe go back and run it back
and help find him some clarityand be like oh shit, that's what
I sound like.
Nah, he needs some.
(22:04):
You know what I mean?
He needs a date.
Well, I mean who doesn't?
You know who doesn't?
True, right, it's been a while,but that's all I'm saying is
sometimes I honestly believethat helps.
I mean, I feel like this wholething is helping me.
It helps to go back and listento the playback and be like, oh
(22:30):
well, maybe I need to stop that,or maybe.
I need to fix that or maybe Ineed to work on that, or if I
feel you know, who knows?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I mean, he's a busy
man.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's hard to hear
yourself when you don't have any
way to play it back and hearyourself.
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, you know, I
would like to get a guest on
here soon, and he would be agood guest.
It's just, you know, he's abusy man.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You're a busy man.
No, I'm not talking bullshit,I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
We got to talk to his
assistant to get to him.
Now I got you.
He's Mr Big Time now.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, I mean, you
know, hopefully we can get some
guests here pretty soon thoughMaybe my son or something I know
he's willing to, if we ever canfind the time to get him on
here.
But, you know, definitely startfinding some things to talk
about or have other people'sperspectives too, you know.
(23:28):
But so far so good.
I mean, that's what this wholepodcast is about.
We're a brand new podcast andyou know, I know that's.
How do you think, how was itfor you so far in the beginning
of this whole podcast process?
This whole thing.
I mean, we've been doing itlike what for about?
(23:49):
We started talking about abouta month and a half ago and it's
like we're at about, yeah, liketwo weeks later.
We started getting everything.
About three weeks ago westarted putting stuff out.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here's my theory.
Yeah, it's like this, right,it's like it's like two people
are hanging out having somedrinks, right, and you know,
when you drink, you just startlike talking about, like man,
you know like we should do thisor we should do that, or like
just just talking and stuff.
Or even when you're sober dude,my theory just just talking and
(24:32):
stuff.
Or even when you're sober dude,my theory is, if you really
feel like it, just like you know, I know sometimes it's like
it's hard, it's easier said thandone because of the whole
financial thing, but if you'rereally passionate about
something, you can make ithappen, because then, let's say,
you just let a year pass by andsomeone comes up on your tv
screen or on your phone with thesame kind of idea that you kind
of had a year ago.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
They actually took
action yeah, and now you're like
oh damn, that was kind of whatI was thinking, yep and it
happens as a musician, ithappens to me all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Um, that's why we're
doing this.
That's one of the reasons I hadalready been thinking about
this for the last few months,anyways, because I need someone
to keep me preoccupied.
And I found myself spendingmoney because I wanted to build
this table at first, and I foundmyself I was like, well, I mean
, I got the wood.
I have been wanting to start upa tool collection.
(25:21):
It would be cool, I mean.
So I regret it.
It not that I regret it.
I'm still gonna save the stuffand maybe, you know, look into
it.
And it would be nice to getsome sort of a platform for all
this recording equipment, getlike a little shelf or something
.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
So maybe I'll look
into that you can make that
stuff out the wood over there.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, exactly that's
what I'm saying, because you
know I, you know how I work withpallettes and stuff and I got
all those boards accessible tome and it's a smaller-scale
project than a big old table.
You know what I'm saying?
Right, just like a little,almost like a desktop, little
platform type stuff, somethingfor the interface and something
(26:02):
for the speakers to go around,like my laptop or whatever.
Even for the laptop too, I'mgoing to need something for that
speakers, right, to go around,like my laptop or whatever.
Even for the laptop too, I'mgonna need something for that,
maybe a little stand, well, youknow.
But uh, so I figured I sat herejust thinking about the whole
music thing for a long timebecause, um, I felt like I hit a
wall, not in the sense thatlike in the sense that I've been
(26:24):
, like I've been practicing onmy own the guitar and and songs
and all that on my own, and Ifeel like I'm good enough to be
able to at least do somethinglike recordings wise.
But I don't want to have to dropa whole bunch of money on that.
I'd rather drop money on theequipment and learn how to do it
myself, because I do haverecording experience.
(26:46):
But it's been a long time andthis will allow me to.
Actually, it gives me moretools at my disposal and so and
there's no rush for me to like,get anything I can work on
material on my own andeverything else, anything I can
work on material on my own andeverything else, and then so
(27:06):
also with the podcasting, thathelps me figure out the whole
aspect of all this thing.
So that's why I say you know,it's cool that, yeah, that's
what we try to keep.
Remind the customers that thisis, or the customers, the
listeners out there.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, I feel like I'm
selling some shit right now.
Yeah, shake them down.
I feel like I'm selling someshit right now.
Pay up.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Shake them down.
You know it's like this is theDIY thing, it's for
self-improvement, for men'shealth, for really everybody's
health, mental health, really.
It doesn't have to be men'shealth, but I mean we are two
dudes so we do talk about, youknow, things that bother us in
the male perspective.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
But it would be cool
to have some females out there
to join in all this thing, youknow, and maybe their two cents,
maybe, like, um, jenniferlawrence, if she's, you know,
maybe calm down there, tiger.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Um, I mean, that'd be
cool too, but you know, yeah,
she's too busy that's the goal.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I know that's the
goal.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I know she'll hit me
up, but let's uh, let's focus on
getting at least like 20regular downloads in one month.
How about that?
I mean, we actually hit thatalready, you know, with the
three episodes that we have outthere so far.
Hopefully this is the next one,because we can't be waiting too
long for another one.
That doesn't look good.
(28:20):
I'm putting one out for peopleout there.
I'm putting one out for peopleout there.
My suggestion is that if you'relooking to start a podcast,
definitely get some plan outahead of time what it is you
want to.
If it's a podcast, what is youwant to talk about?
(28:41):
Maybe get a handful of topicstogether, because you might
start off running, hitting theground running, but everything's
cool, but you find yourselfafter a while just running out
of material, you know.
So definitely, definitely.
I would suggest to people outthere read the news or do your
research.
Definitely do your.
I mean, if you're going to talkabout something, you definitely
(29:01):
want to do your research.
That's something that Idefinitely need to work on
myself, because I've beenputting out my two cents.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But that's just.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
But my guy over here,
this dude in big shoots over
here, he's been holding it down.
He came sprinting out the gate,though, for sure, and he's
definitely come a long way.
This is a brand new thing forhim too.
So I mean, it's a brand newthing for me, because I'm
(29:32):
awkward in front of the mic.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Dude, fuck podcasts.
Yeah, no, no, I'm kidding, no,I just never, you know, never
thought you'd be doing podcasts.
Like I don't listen to podcasts, really.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I started listening
to a little bit just to get a
sense of it.
But really a podcast could beabout anything.
It could be just like adiscussion about anything and
everything.
Remember, our thing was justyou know, let's just shoot the
shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that'swhere we started because we were
talking about just raw anduncut stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Maybe there's some
people who just want to tune in
and have something to listen to.
Maybe they have their story too, or they can relate to some of
our stories.
No pressure, we just want youguys to sit back and enjoy.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Hope you enjoy the
show hopefully you guys learn
something, learn someinformative stuff from us along
the way we hope to learn somestuff not only from each other,
but about ourselves anddefinitely self-improve, and
definitely there's.
We all need some sort ofsupport of a group.
(30:37):
You know somewhere we can justcheck into, and I'm pretty sure
I opened up the comments on mywebsite, on the website for the
podcast.
So you know, if you'relistening along and you see that
, post a comment.
Feel free to post a comment.
Whatever it is, it doesn'tmatter, everything helps.
Yeah, let's you know.
(30:58):
Build each other up, bro,that's all I'm talking about
like some Legos like some Legos,yeah, like some legos.
He says well, yeah, bro, uh,we're at 31 minutes.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, yeah, yeah yeah
, no dude, but um, it's just
every day something new.
But here you know, yeah, yeah,try to keep it fresh a little
bit of this, little bit of that.
How do you like the podcast?
So far?
It's cool.
Yeah, I mean it's pretty muchto me.
It's um, it's hard because Ifeel like when you're in front
(31:33):
of a mic you kind of choose yourwords a little bit more
carefully.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, you have to
yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
And it's not even
really that I don't want to like
.
I don't, you know I I like.
I said we're, we're raw anduncut.
We're here to have a good time?
Yeah, definitely, so we'redefinitely gonna joke around and
right, but we don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, I don't want to
get to, try not to.
We're gonna try not to wasteyour time, right, exactly, you
know.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
But no, I mean it's
cool.
I think it's cool so far, justchilling, having a good time.
Yeah, just talking about somerandom stuff stuff going on
definitely, you know.
But it's just, it's crazy man,you know I'd be, I'd be thinking
like man, it'd be nice to hitthe lottery.
But I don't, I don't believe inthe lottery dude, I just don't
believe in.
I just think it's a scam.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You got to pay to
play, you know I just I don't
know, that's just me personally,I mean, I can tell you it's not
a scam, because I've won fairlybig quite a few times.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
For like a ton of
money.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
The mega millions.
Yeah, no, I mean, I can't say.
I mean for me to say that andbe spending money on tickets
almost every day to you know.
But imagine just like thefeeling of waking up the next
day, and Well not almost everyday, but you know Right right.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Print drawing.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Right, yeah, almost
every day, but you know.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right, right Per
drawing Right.
Yeah, I mean, don't get mewrong, right, I pondered.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
The way I see it is
you got to pay to play.
It's true, it's true.
You know you can't wait for abillion dollar jackpot.
Play one one time.
And then I mean, yeah, youmight get that's, that's.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, you know, yeah,
and there's a system to playing
these things, these games,especially if you read the rules
.
I'm not even trying to reallywin a billion like I don't want
to play.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, that's true,
that's true you know, but I
don't know there is.
There are groups, I mean, Idon't know if they're still out
there, but I know there's, likeum.
I remember watching on a goodmorning america something about
um or sunday, the sunday edition, or something like that.
Um about an uh, this uh elderlyguy that, uh, he retired and
(33:39):
always was really good withnumbers.
But, uh, there's this one lottogame called windfall where
nobody wins, yeah it's, it justkeeps adding.
I forget exactly how well Iknow it was.
Uh, it was weird, but um, butbasically he was good with
numbers and he, he said, well,he played the, the numbers game.
So he went and bought like awhole, like a couple thousands
(34:01):
of dollars on tickets and onedidn't win, didn't hit the
jackpot, but he won pretty big.
And then kind of started doingthat again and again and before
he knew it he was getting otherpeople investing and so the more
people invested, depending onhow much they invested, they
would get a certain percentageof the winnings Right, and then
whatever, and so that was thething.
And then, if you wanted to, onthe next drawing you could
invest more money.
(34:21):
That was the thing.
And then, if you wanted to, onthe next drawing.
You could do invest more money,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know um, and they kind oflike they started helping out a
lot of people in their community.
Um, it's a really good movie.
I forget what it's called, butuh, it's um, is it based on a
true story yeah, it's based on atrue story.
It's um, uh, bryan C BrianCranston from Breaking Bad.
(34:43):
He's in it.
Not Eisenhower right, yeah,yeah Him.
Yeah, the dude from yeah, waltWhitman, walt White.
Yeah, walt White, whitman, waltWhitman.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Markham in the middle
.
Yep, dad, that was my shit.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, he was in that.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
He plays the dude.
He plays the dude disguises the.
He plays the dude.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
He plays the dude
disguised as a dude playing
another dude, yeah, yeah no, noso well, but it's a good movie.
I liked it.
It's like a feel good type ofmovie, but it's good.
Sounds like a good movie.
Yeah, yeah, it's on ParamountPlus.
If you have Paramount, I'm notsure where else it would be,
(35:25):
cause it's a Paramount movie,but yeah, that was a good one.
Um, but yeah, there after thatthere was a whole bunch of
people that started kind ofdoing that kind of stealing the
yeah, like just going to people.
They trust me, like hey, I gotthis thing going on, I'm
investing.
They got like ten thousanddollars, I'm gonna go buy these
tickets like a pyramid you wantto.
You want to throw in on me?
(35:46):
You can $500 get you that manytickets, I'll give you so much
percentage of the winnings andblah, blah, blah, we win that's
like the Ponzi scheme or likethe kind of like that.
But I mean, if you trust thepeople and they're coming
through, you know well, I feellike that's just the way it's
above board.
Actually, it's not even like anunderground or like something
(36:07):
you're keeping from thegovernment.
It's like it's an LLC orwhatever.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
But why not just See
my thing?
Is this right?
Like why wouldn't I, why notjust me go buy the ticket myself
?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Like yeah, you can do
that, Do that.
But what I'm saying is, themore tickets you have, the
better, better chance to win.
So let's say so if you saysomebody says, hey, dude, um,
I'm putting in 10, I'm going togo buy $10,000 to $5,000 worth
of tickets.
Uh, you want to go in with me?
Uh, you throw in another $5,000where we'll buy $10,000 worth
(36:41):
of tickets and since it's justyou and me, we'll go, we'll go
down the middle.
We'll go down the middle, uh,with everything and I don't know
.
But you have to, obviously, youhave to trust the person, right
?
So that's like and and thething is like the way they would
(37:02):
do.
It was that like in order forthe people when it started off,
in order to get the trust of thepeople, because it was way they
would do.
It was that like in order forthe people when it started off,
in order to get the trust of thepeople, because it was families
.
They would come, family members, that they would get involved
in friends of family members,people they would know, and
obviously not just whoever.
And to get them more involvedand make them feel more
trustworthy, they would invitethem to help them count the
(37:22):
tickets.
They would have that like theday after the drawing, because
it was a crap load of tickets.
It's not like you can.
You need people, you need a lotof people to go through those
tickets and look at the numbersand all that shit to see if you
won.
I mean, luckily, now you havescanners on your phone and you
can just scan the ticket andit'll tell you and all that
(37:42):
stuff.
Right, right, but this was likeI don't know.
I just think it was like in themid nineties or whatever.
So it was like there was no wayto do that besides just looking
through all the tickets andlooking at the numbers and
everything.
That's crazy.
So, yeah, you would, the moreyou would get people that
invested in it to come in thatnight and start looking for
tickets with you.
(38:03):
But what if?
What if you have a lot ofwinners?
If you have a lot of winnerstoo, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Then what you like,
let's say you only.
Let's say people, everybodychipped in a thousand dollars,
right yeah, and you only won$5,000 out of out of spending
how you would just breakeverybody back off their money
and everything, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
That's the risk, okay
, so how many people are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Let's say about.
Let's say let's say so like.
Let's say so.
Let's say it's four peopleright, and they say and they
give this money, they give thefour people.
Bring their money together andgive it to one person.
How much money?
Let's say, everybody puts athousand dollars, so five
thousand dollars.
So five people, right?
Five thousand dollars, rightand they give it to the one
person.
They give it to the one personand that one person takes the
money and buys $5,000 worth oftickets and he brings it back to
(38:53):
the station clears the ticketsand takes whatever the winnings
are.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
The thing is that you
guys are all going to be
together.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
He takes it back to
the station with the five people
and now it's six people.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
How does the fucking
five you can't involve anybody
that hasn't put money in it,because obviously they can take
off with the money.
Do you understand what I'msaying?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, Unless it's
somebody you trust.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Like I said, these
people had families, so it's
like it started off with familymembers.
Do you understand what I'msaying?
It was just family and likereally close friends of family
or like you know.
It wasn't just like people offthe street.
You have to trust it.
Oh, okay, so it's IHOP, it's.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
IHOP, so you're going
to put $20 for tickets.
Right, exactly, just give methe 20 and I'll put my 20 and
we'll get together Exactly right, so you obviously trust the
person Right Right.
Like hey, it might be twotickets.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's turned out for
the saying and the more tickets
you have, the better chance ofwinning.
Like that I go get my ownticket, you know?
Yeah, I understand that too, Iget that but, I mean when you're
hearing that, that that thegroup is winning constantly,
though that's true but what ifit's a facade?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
what if they're
making it seem like they're
winning but in reality they'redoing this so you could keep
putting money?
So like all right, that teamlooks like it's, you would have
to be getting your money.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I mean mean you're
getting your money.
They tell you the winnings ofeverything from that drawing.
Then you get your percentage.
So if it was five peopleeverybody put in evenly, then
whatever you won, the totalearnings from that drawing gets
split five ways, no matter what.
Dude this is good.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
This is a good show
and it has to do with the
subject we're talking about.
You ever seen Madoff?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
yeah, I mean those
are Ponzi schemes but it's kind
of the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
But I mean not really
, if you're going in with family
members and people you trust.
Here's the thing you thinkthese people.
I love my family, dude, butmoney I'm not saying my family,
right?
Some people bro.
You hear some of these storieswhere they find out that there.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Hear some of these
stories where they find out that
there's some of these people no, yeah, people, I mean.
Yeah, there's a lot of trustinvolved in all this stuff.
I get that.
Like me.
I don't think I would ever doanything like that, like, um,
have you heard of Tandas?
No, tandem, no Tandem.
What's that?
(41:12):
So?
And and hispanic people do thisall the time, um, is that where
you spend?
Uh, no, it's where.
So, all right, so you work,you've worked with these, you
work with your co-workers foryears, right, you're all pretty
sure that you guys are all goingto be working, no matter what,
right, right.
And so what happens is, um, youtrust each other, and this is
where people try to just getother people involved, which I
(41:33):
never really agreed to, I neverreally liked.
But, like, you're allsupposedly friends and it's like
, all right, let's start atandem where it's either like
50% of your check or some peopledo your whole check, so you get
five people, for example, right, so you're all getting paid the
(41:54):
same day, right, right.
So one payday, everybody throwsin their chair their money from
their check and it goes to oneperson and and it's it's.
You know, numbers are drawn outfor the order, you know what
I'm saying so, when the Julanoone day, sultano the next, the
next pay period, uh, sulana, thethird period, the next period
after that, and you know, sulema, the period, you know period
(42:18):
after that.
So basically everybody getspaid, everybody throws in their
check into the pot and firstperson gets it All of it Exactly
, and what do they do with it?
So the next pot it's his.
So the next pot, the nextpayday, everybody throws in
their check, their next check,into the pot.
(42:40):
And the second person gets itand the second person that drew
the number gets that one, andthen the third time, the next
period, the third person gets it, and the fourth time, the
fourth person gets it.
The whole check.
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Everybody's whole
check, so the check is 600 bucks
.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Everybody's checks.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Exactly right, right,
that's.
But what if somebody flakes onyou Like someone who's like
Exactly what?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
if somebody's like
nah go far, Exactly, bro,
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
But do you know what
it was?
I'd be like look, dude, if youtake the money, that means
you're in.
You cannot take the money.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
And when it comes to
you, you don't want to put in
your check.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, but still dude,
that's an ass whooping.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Do you know how
brazen some people are, how
ignorant?
Speaker 1 (43:21):
some people get.
That's what I'm saying, dude,that's what I'm saying, like,
with the lottery, and and andand only and only, uh, putting
your family.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
you know what they
say and you really want to risk
your job, your career if you'vebeen working there for a long
time and you're comfortable, anddo you want to risk your career
because you got into into somestupid dealings with some other
people?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
and then they fucked
you over.
Nah, dude, I'd be like I'm justnot putting my check in no more
, or I'll be like he's he's youlost out on you and you know
that.
Oh yeah, it's like where areyou gonna go start?
beating asses and then get firedno, I'll be like it's cool, but
don't, don't be surprised ifyou know your, your tires are
flat or you know I'm gonna getmy six back.
You know, not on the job site,for sure not on the job site
(44:02):
that's what I'm saying, though Imean, but that's why I don't do
stuff like that.
You ever heard?
The same family and businessdon't mix.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh, yeah, yeah
exactly Same thing at work bro.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Same thing at work.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
I know that I've
always felt that way, but you
know, it's like I tell people.
It's like I told my one person.
I said hey, dude, I don'treally want to move in with you
because I really do need to moveout on my own and do this shit
on my own.
But I already know how this isgoing to go and you're going to
take advantage of it and you'regoing to take make a mile out of
(44:34):
an inch.
But I'm going to tell you rightnow I'm doing this because I
care about you.
First of all, I'm down, but Itell you what this is just me
saying is if, if everything goesdown the way I'm already saying
it's going to go down, eventhough they keep telling me it's
not going down that way, itjust gives me more of a reason
(44:55):
never to do anything like thiswith you ever again.
I said so.
Don't just understand that,Understand that.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
And it's funny how
sometimes you can kind of see
where things are already heading, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean
, I saw it a mile.
I saw it like a far, far, faraway.
I'm like you know your people,you know what I'm saying, you
know your people?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Definitely Right.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You know when you're
the oldest, you know what I mean
.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
By almost a decade.
Yeah, you see it, you know itmean by almost a decade.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, you see it, you
know it, and whatever it is
what it is but it's like youknow.
I get it.
We're family.
But you ain't gonna chum me uplike that, no more.
I'll tell you that I love it,you know it's different now your
offspring is a different story.
I always I'm gonna look afterthem, if I can.
You know that's that's.
The goal is to work towards allthat, but right, family.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know, the thing
is I, I like I'm a, I'm a family
person and I feel bad because Iknow some people out there
either they don't have a familylike that or they might have
moved somewhere yes, like far,where they can't visit their
family often.
Yeah, you know.
So we hope this show could kindof bring you close to someone
yeah, that's something.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Eventually that's a
hurdle, like I said, yeah, I'm
uh, let's just draw.
You know, family members alwaysbe there, there'll be time to
mend things.
Sometimes all it takes is justtime, bro.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
You need to just let
time heal, you know definitely,
because my thing is, I don'twant, I like, when people get
together out of the good of ofgrace, out of the good of god,
out of the good of uh, of justhitting each other up to have a
good time.
You know, I don't want it to bedamn.
We only see each other whenthere's a tragic in the family,
you know and I know everybody'sbusy.
(46:46):
Tell that to my kids now.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Tell that to my kids
no, but I mean it's not nobody's
fault.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
It's a busy world,
right, we're all in each other's
own.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
We're all in our own
thoughts.
We're all in our.
It's just the dad being a dad.
It's still just people ingeneral.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
You know, I get it
just people in general too, like
sometimes you know I'm notgonna lie and you know I'll tell
my homeboy I'll hit you up, andthen I forget to hit him up,
and then he'll be like oh yeah,hit me up.
Oh shit, you're right, you know, but you know it's just like I
don't.
I feel like people should justlike you know, hey, man, how you
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doing.
You know what's going on.
Are you even family members youhaven't seen, or you?
You know, I mean obviously youknow, you know, nobody has to,
nobody has to feel forced.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
There's people out
there who don't want to talk to
their family.
It's like I said you know, it'sjust sometimes it's just best
to just let things just ride.
You know, eventually, you knowand that's what sucks, though,
is that, unfortunately, yes, itmight be too long, and the next
time you hear about them itmight be because of a tragedy or
whatever, but it is what it is.
You know, it's like you try yourbest to not let things go the
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way they go, and I get it.
I put people in that situation,I put myself, people put me in
that situation, but, at the endof the day, the people in my
life I have love and respect for, and it's like I know that love
will always be there, but it mylife I have love and respect
for, and it's like I know thatlove will always be there.
And um, but it's just sometimesyou just it's like I've always
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said is, I'd rather love peoplefrom afar than hate you up close
.
I'd rather love you from waylike fucking all the way on the
other side of the world.
Right then had then have youright next to me and me now
fucking being able to stand yourdog, to be honestly, like I
love you, you know.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
yeah, I'm all the way
over there.
Yeah, yeah, bro, stand your assover there here.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
No good.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
No good here, but
over there, Good.
Yeah, Text me, call me.
If you want write me a letter,if you want email me.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
You know I've said
that it sucks when family
members have driven you to thatsaying.
You know what I'm saying,because that's the only way I
came up with that.
I want to coin that sayingbecause I think I'm the one that
came up with it.
I've never heard anybody elsesay it.
I'd rather love you from afarthan hit you up close.
To be honest with you, we got aphilosopher here.
(49:00):
A poet I don't know about aphilosopher.
Yeah, we got a poet.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah, I mean
philosopher.
Yeah, we got a problem.
Yeah, I mean you know.
I mean yeah, well, you know,it's um, it's not healthy to to
fake yeah like there's peoplewho there's people who are in
relationships who probably can'tstand each other, but they're
just together.
For whatever reason, they don'twant to leave each other.
Isn't that how?
Speaker 2 (49:23):
women are.
I mean, when they're mad at you, they can't stand you.
They don't want you anyway theywant you.
They don't even want to see you.
Hear you, smell you.
You better not breathe.
Yeah, you better not evenfucking breathe, bro.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Isn't that?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
pretty much the same.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Isn't it the same
thing?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
And what do they say?
Yeah, I can't even fucking lookat you right now.
I'd fucking go away, right.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yes or no.
I mean, if they really love you, they'll try to stab you.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
But except if they
really love you, you know but no
, that's, that's that fuckingthuggy, fucking ghetto, ass,
love dog, you know hey, butthose are hotties.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
That's that ghetto
love.
Oh man, you wanna take one nahbro, but she'll.
Yeah, I've dealt with it in myold age?
Speaker 2 (50:05):
no, in my old age, no
, bro, in my old age.
No, in my old age, no, bro.
And I know I was still kind ofold when I put myself in those
situations, because I did my 20sin my late 30s.
Dog, you know what I'm saying.
Right, I had my kids.
I got married.
I lost my virginity to my wife.
I'm still married, Right, right, technically.
Yeah, I got married, lost myvirginity to my wife.
(50:28):
We had our kids Only knew hertill like I was like 30, 28,
something like that, 29, 30.
And then I met the next chick,luckily, somebody that I knew
before my wife, and wereconnected and we were together
for like nine years, eightyears or something like that.
Okay, so I was only with twowomen till I was like 36, 37,
(50:50):
bro.
So I did my 20s.
Yeah, man, I did my 20s in mymid-30s.
Yeah, I hear you and, believe me, I did it hard, bro, it gets
wild out there.
It gets wild, but it is what itis, you know, and it's not to
(51:10):
say that at the time when you'regoing through it, when you're
going through it and I'm onlyI'm speaking from my point of
view when I'm going through it.
My mindset is not.
Oh yeah, this is just.
You know it's not never.
I'm there.
You know I'm gonna you get putin, man, I don't know what I'm
saying.
You know what I'm saying.
(51:32):
It's like people.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Explain.
No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, it's like these
people put you and themselves
in a certain place is all.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
I'm saying oh,
definitely, definitely, in a
place that you don't even knowyou were going, exactly right.
You're like how do we get here?
Speaker 2 (51:46):
you could be so
truthful about something and
still go into it with we're themost honesty, that be as honest
as possible and everything else,but then feelings get caught up
in the way dude and do youunderstand what I'm saying and
we're only so.
It's never like I was, I was, Iwas going into, in into it
deceivingly.
I was, I was telling, I wastelling the women I was with.
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It's like like, hey, I'mmarried first of all, second of
all.
It's like I'm just trying tocome out here and have a good
time.
It's not that I, it's like Idig you, maybe let's find out
where this goes, but just knowthat my mindset's not there.
Let's just hang out and seewhere.
Let's hang out and see whathappens.
Let's not go into this with amindset anymore like with an end
(52:31):
game already.
Let's just have fun.
Man, you said you wanted to gowith the flow, exactly right.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Oh yeah, nah yeah,
and you told me that too, he
never wants to tell anybody,anybody, any woman that said.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
And never once I told
the chick hey, um, it's you and
only you.
I was honest with them, right?
You know it's me and not you.
Yeah, was honest with them,right, you know it's me and not
you.
Yeah, yeah, I would be honestwith them.
It's like, hey, dude, I want to, I want to kick it with you,
but you just know that, likeit's just a kick thing, it's not
a you know it's a, it's a,let's just go.
I would just want to enjoy.
I enjoy my time with you, manlet's just.
(53:04):
They want to know what you are,though, and what's funny is that
they go into it women go intoit already having you in that
mindset.
They have already put you inthat place, dog, but you can't
say nothing because then it'slike they think you're calling
their wholeness out or somethinglike that.
But just be honest is all I'msaying, you know Just be honest.
(53:27):
You know, most girls don't likebeing called hoes you know, and
I'm not saying I never want tosay, you know, first of all, if
you're going into something likethat, into any sort of
relationship, any sort of likeconnection with a, with a woman,
or be it a relationship or justa hookup or whatever, it should
never, you should never go intothe mindset of oh, this hoe,
right here.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Right right, that's
just stupid, bro.
Right right, Just having a goodtime.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
That's not only that
we're disrespectful for her,
that's you're disrespectingyourself, you know.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, like there's
nothing wrong with two people
just having a good time If theywant to make themselves.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
That's on.
That you can't stop that youcan't stop that.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
You can't stop that?
I don't know, definitely ain't.
No, captain Sabre, you can'thate on it, bro.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
You can only
participate on it, bro don't
hate the play, you know justenjoy the show, right right you
know, there's at the end of this, you know, oh, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna, I'm gonna get hisattention by his attention by
going out and doing you knowwhatever.
That's fine, go out, do yourthing.
(54:32):
Cool.
If you want to call me, tell meabout it.
That's cool, call me, tell meabout it.
You know, if you get tired ofbeing over there, come on over.
If you get tired with him, justcome on over.
Or, after you're done, come onover.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Anyway, just make
sure you shower you know what,
just come on over or afteryou're done come on over anyway,
just make sure you shower.
You know what I?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
mean Just lay back
and open your mouth, all right.
That's enough of thatchauvinistic stuff.
That was a joke, guys.
That was straight up a joke.
All right, it's just you got to.
It's like the saying goes yougotta joke about these things,
or else what you cry.
Right, you know I'm done crying.
(55:14):
I ain't got no more tears broyeah, at least for now at least
that's what they all say.
That's what they all say youknow, that's all I'm saying.
Just try something new.
Just be honest for once.
That's all I'm saying.
Just be honest.
It's as simple as that.
You won't believe how freeingthat is when you just straight
(55:36):
up honest that's like that onemovie with jim carrey where he
can't lie.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah, yeah, yep yep,
liar, liar yeah, but you know
yeah, yeah, yeah I don't, I Ithink, I think it's okay to lie
a little bit, a little bit right, just a little bit, not in the
sense where it's kind of like.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Well, I was told that
to women nor all your money nor
all your love give.
That's what I was told.
You know what was that?
I trusted, that's what I wastold you know.
What was that?
I trust you.
A woman Doesn't give you allyour money or all your love.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Well, you gotta have
A savings stuff.
You know what I mean.
You gotta save some of that Foryou, exactly, you know, I'm
pretty sure there's probablysome.
That's why, look, I don't careif she makes more than me, you
know, if she wants to, if shewants to do her own thing,
that's cool.
Yeah, yeah, you know, I could,I, I, you know.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
I'm thinking about.
Maybe that was that's true.
I mean, I fell out of that,that rule because look, look
where I'm at now, honestly, dude, it's a look where I've they're
going to do what they want todo, right?
Yeah, regardless, oh they'regoing to do what they want to do
and it's always putting you onthe waiting list On the, on the.
(56:54):
You know what I'm saying?
All right, All right, let's,let's change the subject before
this changed into that.
That Adam Sandler show OnSaturday Night Live, you know?
Speaker 1 (57:05):
what I'm talking
about.
No, no, no, no.
Well, tonight we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Denise nah and hang
out with your love now.
Who's on the waiting list?
Speaker 1 (57:16):
no, but um, no, dude,
it's just.
Look, greg, this is, generallyspeaking right.
Like yeah, you know, women liketo put, but like there's,
there's some guys out there notto say that the woman I'm
talking about is Denise rightNot to say?
That the woman I'm talkingabout is.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Denise Right, that
was the name of the show.
Adam Sandler's segment on SNL,which was the Denise show.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Now we're going to
call Denise.
If Denise calls tonight, lether know.
Sorry, not her.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
I only say that for
my own personal reasons.
The person listening to this.
I'm not talking about you, socalm the fuck down, right.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
She's going to come
over here and kick some ass.
No, but I mean, you can't livewith them, you can't live
without them, right?
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Can't slap them
either.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
No, Definitely don't
want none of that.
I noticed that, though.
I noticed that a lot of not alot, but a lot of these women
have been getting a lot ofreally like, really like.
Hey, what's up with you, youknow, like pulling up on you,
like trying to flex, and shitlike whoa, whoa you know, I like
my women pretty cool chillsweet you know trying to pull up
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on me and flex on me.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
We're almost there,
bro, yeah, so just letting you
know.
I don't know if you want towrap it up now, but yeah, we're
about to get there and plus,let's.
I think it's about time to wrapher up anyways, because you
know, my lips are pretty loosenow and they're only gonna start
getting looser at this point,and I think I got enough out of
my chest to to to better myselfwell, you know me man.
(58:50):
You know what the show about?
Yeah, you know me, bro.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
I'm going to be on my
island with my top five women.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
It's funny how you
never ask me about mine.
Oh yeah, what's your top five,my top five, yeah Well, it's not
all women and it's not allabout that whole sexual vibe
that you got going on here.
No, no no, no, mine would be me, my, I guess, my ex, the one
that just ghosted me and herthree kids.
(59:17):
That's five people right there,man.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
That's starvation,
you know.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
You know, honestly,
that's what I saw my future to
be.
Anyways, bro, I don't know.
I'm telling you, I guess I'mstill there, bro, you put up an
island and ask me who would beon that island.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Get off that island,
man.
Get off that island, bro.
You ask me who would be on thatisland.
I'm telling you Get off thatisland, bro.
Who I would choose to be onthat island?
I got an island going, dude.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
You see, my island
dude.
A psycho thing either.
I'm not being psycho, this isme being the true romantic dog.
Yeah, get off that island.
Be over there being being thepro, the hunter, the gatherer,
the provider, going out therehunting pigs.
You know they're bringing themeat, the spoils definitely all
that stuff definitely I know, Iknow that's not what you want to
hear, bro, but yeah bro, no,get off that I'm sorry.
My island got Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Lawrence, what's her
name?
Oh, dude, my island, yourisland sounds like trouble
triple, five trouble don't getme wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Don't get me wrong.
All those women are beautifultoo.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
But I'm not even
about that, bro, I get it with
you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
You're 30 years old
man, but you know, go plow the
land and what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I'm not saying that
Go plow the land and plant a
seed, bro.
I was just saying we play someUno, you know play some Twister
maybe some, you know some.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You're like, the only
game I got here is twister.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Though I don't know
how that happened, you know we
could play tic-tac-toe on thesand, I guess, but you know,
whatever though, but you knowthat's just us man.
Hope you guys enjoy the show.
Yeah, yeah, appreciate you guys, staying tuned.
Yep, yep.
Anything you want to add to?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
the.
Yeah, I mean, you know the sameold stuff.
You know, just trying to pimpourselves out a little bit more.
You know, just keep an eye outfor that webpage.
I'm pretty sure this one'sgoing to go up.
It feels pretty good to me.
I don't know about you, but,yeah, just look out for the
webpage and our support linksand all that stuff, and if you
want to contribute something,that'd be great.
You know, help us improve ourstudio.
We're currently looking tomaybe move our location into the
(01:01:30):
kitchen, where you might nothear this fan kicking on so much
all the time, or themotorcycles.
I mean, you're still going tohear the motorcycles, no matter
what.
But you know, just bear with usand we'll catch you on the next
one.
Peace, hasta la pasta.