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SPEAKER_00 (00:20):
Summer first, and
then love the weather.
It's just um the only thing isit does get like it feels like
it's party time you know becauseeverybody's out and and usually
summer times party times likeeight eight is thirty thirty is
just really the party doesn'treally get started until it's
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run and it's done where it getsugly where it gets the truth
where it gets whatever you needthe party gets started there.
Yeah.
You know, and then uh we'retalking about the journey that
we took so far.
It's been like a I'm gonna saylike I was saying it's still
like three months, you know.
SPEAKER_01 (01:01):
Realistically, it's
only been one I'm sorry if it
felt that way, but like that itfeels like that.
No, no, let me rephrase that.
SPEAKER_00 (01:11):
I know I'm
overvariant, but jeez No, no, it
feels like three months since wefirst dropped our first podcast
on the on any platform.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20):
It kind of does feel
that.
I'm not gonna lie, only you knowhow it feels that way is because
when you're sitting therelooking for clicks, looking for
the downloads and stuff.
And it's cool though, because Imean from what I've seen, we've
hit double digits, I think, onall our episodes that we put out
so far.
SPEAKER_00 (01:38):
And we appreciate
that.
SPEAKER_01 (01:39):
And by double
digits, I mean like barely hit
the double digits.
I mean like under 15.
I think a couple of them areover 15, but like other than
that.
SPEAKER_00 (01:47):
You know, that's
what we do with.
SPEAKER_01 (01:49):
Hey, that's I mean,
you gotta start somewhere,
right?
SPEAKER_00 (01:51):
Right, right.
And uh we appreciate everybodythat does tune in and click and
nowhere to go from here but up.
Yeah, yeah.
And and we hope that you guysstay with us in tune with the
journey that we take forward.
SPEAKER_01 (02:00):
And you know, I will
say that uh sorry to cut you
off, but I will say that one ofthe one of the uh things that's
really been helpful is the uhbecause we're on Buzz Sprout,
and Buzz Sprout, they've beenhelping us get our stuff out
there in different platforms.
Apple, oh big help, OS, bighelp, uh Android, all that crap.
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But Buzz Sprout has an articleabout like the first hundred
days of a podcast and what toexpect and where you should be
and all that stuff.
And we might be just slightlybehind that, but that's all
right with me because we'relearning as we're going.
And honestly, this is fun.
I don't know about you.
SPEAKER_00 (02:38):
No, it's a good time
here.
SPEAKER_01 (02:40):
It's been a good
outlet for me.
SPEAKER_00 (02:41):
Definitely.
SPEAKER_01 (02:42):
I know sometimes we
talk about stuff that we really
don't want to talk about, butthat's was the basis kind of to
start with with the show, right?
Was like, you know, hey, fuckeverything else.
Let's do something besidessitting at home commiserating
about bullshit.
SPEAKER_00 (02:58):
So you know, that
and for not just, you know, for
you know, obviously I a lot ofpeople, you know, it's podcasts
are mainly for the fellas, butanybody anybody's welcome to
join and listen to it.
No, yeah.
But definitely we were sittinghere and saying, hey, you know,
there's probably some people outthere who feel like they might
not have they might not have toomany close friends or they might
feel out there, you know,because you when you like me, I
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I don't want to get too muchinto detail, but let's say you
go home and you can please gointo detail, buddy.
You know, you go home, not you,but like uh somebody goes home
and they they probably justmoved into a new place or
they're probably getting it uhwell I mean they're by
themselves.
SPEAKER_01 (03:31):
I mean I was born
here in Chicago, but uh it's I'm
a slow uh I'm not a socialperson, so and it's been about
like 20 plus years since I'velived over here, but I have been
over here for about like two,three years now, I think.
Three, yeah, well, like overthree years now, actually.
Now I think about it.
And I don't really get out thatmuch because I A, I don't like
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to drive, I don't mind takingthe bus, but I'm a more of a I
don't go out unless it'sabsolutely necessary type of
guy.
Right.
I like to keep things nearby inyour home base.
That's my choice.
It's not that I can't get mylicense, I can get my license,
all that other stuff.
But it's just one of thosethings it's like there living in
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the city, especially here inIllinois and outside of Chicago,
there really is no need for tohave.
I mean, for me, not you know,not knocking anybody else, but
you know, especially when you'reon a certain type of budget, it
really has freed up a lot of alot of my budget not having to
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worry about a car because I'mone of those people that doesn't
give a fuck.
I don't really like readingsigns when I go park somewhere,
you know.
That's one another reason why Idon't like going out is because
I remember that whole hassle,you know.
Because I did live out hereabout like 20 plus years ago for
like three, four years, andbelieve me, I think I probably a
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thousand dollars in per year injust getting having to get my
fucking car out of tow.
And that was two to three timesa fucking year, man.
And it it's a fucking hassle,and it's a money grab, and they
make it easy for for them to getto tow you, and really my kids,
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they are all doing their thing.
Two of them are in living oncampus, one of them does have a
car, and good for him, he'sworking, all that stuff.
I don't rely on him foranything, right?
It's cool that he has a car forus to be able to go do stuff
together, right?
But I'm still one of thosepeople that I honestly don't
feel like that's a necessarything.
I hang out with people because Iwant to hang out with them, I
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don't want to go take somebodyout just to ignore them.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I've never understoodwhy why people think that go
taking a person out to a uh to amovie on a first date is
necessary to the best becausehonestly, when if I have if I
get up the balls to evenapproach a woman and ask them
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out on ask them out on a date, II don't want to take them out
into a dark room and ignore themfor two and a half hours.
I want to get to know them andlook at them as much as
possible.
I don't even care if anythinghappens at at the end of the
date.
It's just I I do that at homeall day by myself.
You know, I sit at home watchingtwo, three movies a day in the
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quiet.
That's not the point of takingsomebody out.
Just doing it in a biggerscreen.
Am I wrong?
I mean, am I wrong?
You're just taking it to do iton a bigger screen.
Am I wrong?
I'm not I'm not wrong.
I know I'm not wrong.
Right.
But you know, I get it.
I get it.
I from my understanding is thatpeople, even in my generation,
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don't date for getting to knowone another.
They date because they want toget taken out or go have
somebody to take out and havesomebody to end up with in bed
at the end of the night.
And I'm not, I mean, that'd begreat to end up with somebody in
bed, you know, with that personin bed at the end of the night,
but that's not my mainintentions.
Never has been, never will be.
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Sammy ain't about that shit,buddy.
SPEAKER_00 (07:07):
Never ever been
about it.
SPEAKER_01 (07:09):
You know?
SPEAKER_00 (07:10):
Well, no, I mean,
that's what I'm saying.
Right, right.
No, yeah, no, it's definitelygood uh good to get out from for
me personally.
I try to get out from around myarea.
I don't like being too much inmy area because then people
start to know you, people startto see you.
SPEAKER_01 (07:30):
From what I heard
about your area, man, I would
want to stay out of your areatoo, but I'm not gonna lie.
That's insane.
What is it?
At least two to three times aweek, you get woken up by some
fucking drama outside.
SPEAKER_00 (07:45):
You know, I don't
know what's going on out there.
It's just it's five in themorning, some guys out there
yelling.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
SPEAKER_01 (07:51):
I could put up with
that shit.
Don't get me but to put up withpeople from around the area.
Nah, I'm good, man.
I'm good.
SPEAKER_00 (07:58):
I mean, you know, I
keep to myself.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So, like, depending like where Ilive, even if I live in an okay
area, I like to go at least 10minutes out, 20 minutes out.
You know, it gets too too localfor me.
And then you go to a local barevery day, and then people start
to know you, and that's cool,and all nothing wrong with that.
I like to switch it up though.
I'm not saying I don't go to mylocal bar, I'll hit up the local
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bar once in a while, choose somecool.
But you know, on the weekend, Imight step out to the city, to
the into downtown.
I might step out to the northside.
SPEAKER_01 (08:26):
You know, honestly,
I think I'm I'm done with that,
man.
Uh honestly, if it's not forlike some sort of a purpose,
like I was saying, let's checkout that that one place, like
that's I think like afive-minute drive.
They have open mic night.
I just I've never, I mean, I'veseen I've been to open mic night
musically in Colorado becauseI'm more of a musician, so I've
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been to like those all sorts ofthose things, and I've
performed, I played, orparticipated in some way or
another musically in thosethings.
But I've never really, I mean,I've been to a few comedy shows,
but that's been like like whatthe fuck was the place called?
It was one of those places whereyou call in advance or you give
them your number, and if they'rein your looking to fill seats,
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they'll call you, but it's stilllike a two dollar minimum.
They won't charge you, but it'slike a two dollar minimum, and
it's usually like I mean, nobodythat I saw at that place, I
think it's just called theComedy Club or something like
that.
Just for laughs or something.
Just for laughs, yeah.
Something like that.
Um, but uh I never saw anybodythat that I there that I ever on
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TV.
You understand what I'm saying?
Nobody that I ever saw there, Ithink ever made it on TV.
Maybe they were writers or justtrying to start up or something,
but but I know they were theywere traveling traveling com
comedians, so but I aminterested in kind of checking
that out just to you know, justit's a good way to take notes.
SPEAKER_00 (09:52):
Oh, definitely, you
know?
Yeah, no, and when I saystepping out for the weekend or
even for the night, it doesn'thave to be, you know, it doesn't
have to be the bar.
SPEAKER_01 (09:58):
I like going to like
the I I don't know if you ever
heard the blue man group or I'vebeen wanting, I've heard, I
mean, I've heard of them sincesince they started to be even
actually no, yeah, in Colorado.
And even when I moved over here,I wanted to to check them out.
But uh, are they still as big asthey were back then?
I don't think they are.
SPEAKER_00 (10:16):
Uh the last time I
saw them.
SPEAKER_01 (10:18):
I don't think it's
even the original guys or
something.
But then again, Blue Man Groupwas everywhere at one point for
a while, so you know it wasn'tever really truly the original
guys unless it was thecommercials, from up from my
understanding.
SPEAKER_00 (10:30):
Right.
No, I'm pretty sure there's theoriginals, the OGs, and they
probably do it in Chicago.
I don't know.
I'm not exactly where theyoriginated.
I'm not 100% sure there.
And I'm pretty sure it's here inChicago, so long story short,
you know.
SPEAKER_01 (10:42):
I think I'm pretty
sure it was here.
I'm like, I mean, they might befrom somewhere else, but I think
they got their popularity here.
SPEAKER_00 (10:52):
It's a good show.
It's a good show.
I would recommend it.
SPEAKER_01 (10:54):
I mean, I've I've
seen some of the stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (10:56):
If you want to take
a date, not like maybe someone
you've been dating for a while,because the tickets are a little
bit.
SPEAKER_01 (11:02):
Are they still
expensive?
I'd rather go to a Broadwayshow, to be honest.
I mean, I'm not really aBroadway guy.
SPEAKER_00 (11:07):
I'm not really a
Broadway guy.
I'm not really uh Yeah, I getthat.
I mean, not not knocking them ornot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, don't get me wrong.
SPEAKER_01 (11:14):
No, don't get me
wrong.
I'd be cool to take a date, butnot very many people are into
that sort of shit.
And I mean, I'm I'm at that agethough, and I like I said, I I I
grew up from fucking what likeat 12 years eleven years old
playing in an orchestra andstuff till I was 18 years old.
So yeah, I'm definitelyinterested in or it doesn't even
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have to be a musical, it couldbe a fucking opera, preferably
an opera, maybe even uh just asymphony.
That would be fucking I wouldlove to go catch a symphony,
man.
But my biggest thing withsymphonies, my huge thing with
symphonies, is that like I knowcertain shows are like bigger
than other shows, and othershows are kind of off the big
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name, should kind of like offBroadway in a sense.
So like how do you know what towear?
You know, it's like what youmean, is the attire always
tuxedos or suits?
SPEAKER_02 (12:13):
Oh, when you when
you show up to a sort of
symphony?
Oh, I think it's um big.
SPEAKER_01 (12:18):
Dude, I know I I've
seen tourists that show up in
like just regular touristylooking shit just to go catch a
show, but that's usually likepopcorn off-Broadway type stuff.
But when you want to watch asymphony, no, a symphony you
better come in on DC.
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
I think I think it's
black and white.
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
Yeah, I I don't
think they'll really I mean they
won't care, but do you reallywant to get those looks?
Do you really want to be there?
You'll be that peasant therewith your cargo shorts and
stuff.
But it's like I said, I don'tknow.
I just know because I've neverreally been to a symphony
outside of what I experienced.
I mean, I guess, but that wasmore like like school field
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trips and stuff, so it's likeit's not you're dressing up in
the in a suit, you know what I'msaying?
So I don't know.
So that's always kind of like ananxiety issue for me.
It's like you know, I almostfeel like like a girl growing
the going to prom or something.
SPEAKER_00 (13:14):
It's like, you know.
Now, you know, see, here's thething, right?
Like I said, I'm not really bigon symphonies.
I think it is cool to check itout once in a lifetime.
I think it depends on the venuemore than anything.
Right.
I mean, they're having they hada symphony coming up where they
were gonna do a band.
It was like an actual rock band,and this was a big thing.
SPEAKER_01 (13:33):
Yeah, kind of like
uh Metallica, Metallica, uh
whole thing.
SPEAKER_00 (13:37):
A whole bunch of big
name modes.
Yeah, you know, something likethat would probably be cool to
see.
Something like that wouldprobably be cool to see.
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We could always edit this part.
And we're back.
SPEAKER_01 (14:12):
Metallica, technical
issues there for a second, but
Metallica was was one of theirhits.
Metallica and uh one?
SPEAKER_00 (14:21):
Well not one, but
drop drop like a like a song I
might.
Oh, oh, Inner Sandman, that wasa good one.
Yeah, yeah, that was.
SPEAKER_01 (14:30):
Uh, I had mentioned
Metallica because you were meant
trying to mention bring up aband with a symphony.
They'd done that before.
Yeah, they definitely was thatwho you're trying to bring up.
SPEAKER_00 (14:39):
No, I don't know if
it was a Metallica.
This is a recent band.
This was probably like a fewmonths ago that I heard about
this band.
SPEAKER_01 (14:44):
Okay, I mean,
there's a lot of bands that
usually try to do that stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (14:46):
Yeah, no, and it's
uh it's it's crazy because the
thing is you would never reallysymphony music seems like or
symphony seems like really likeneat people, you know.
They don't they probably don'tlike rock music.
Not I don't know, they'reprobably cool people.
I'm not true.
I mean you know what they'reprobably cool, you know.
I'm not sure, bro.
SPEAKER_01 (15:01):
It all depends on
the genre, but I mean, because
music for me, music iseverything.
I grew up playing uh orchestramusic, the viola and stuff, so
for me, I mean I kind of had togot introduced to both things at
the same time because I got intoI didn't really get into heavy
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metal music and all that stuffand rock uh till I was about
like 13 years old, so about thesame time that I started an
orchestra, 12, 13 years old.
So but yeah, I I really like Isee the correlation between like
I said, I'm a musician, so forme, you know, I I've it's more
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than a passion for me, man.
It's it's life.
Music is life, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (15:52):
That's what it is to
me.
Well, you know how it is, youknow.
Music is you could be sober andyou could put on a tune and it
you know.
SPEAKER_01 (16:01):
Yeah, I mean it's
therapeutic, it's uh medicinal
for sure.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's a sense, it's yeah, andit's funny because I'm half I'm
missing an ear.
I'm missing an ear hole, an earcanal.
And I mean, I guess maybe that'swhy I'm into music more, is
because of that, because it'syeah, I do it it may it might be
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mono for me, but it hits me alittle bit different.
The vibrations and everythingelse.
I don't know, I don't mean to beall like preachy and shit about
it, but that's that's the onlyway.
I just love I love music, so youknow.
SPEAKER_00 (16:36):
I'm pretty sure a
lot of people love music, you
know.
And then you know it's crazy.
Um sometimes I'll hear uh I'llbe on, you know, watching a
video and I'm checking outcomments just while watching the
video, and and it's a good song,and then I hear people saying
how this song changed their lifeor how this song made them stop
doing, you know, drugs or stufflike that.
And music does really I meanthink about it, they have good
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music when you go out, they havesad music, they have, you know,
all types of.
SPEAKER_01 (17:00):
Yeah, you know, it's
funny because since I've kind of
gotten uh past uh a few thingslately, and like I said, I'm a
phoenix rising from the ashesand shit.
You know, it's like I foundmyself like not really digging,
not really digging or or seekingto listen to the music that I've
been not just listening torecently, but looking for new
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shit, and also just finding moreactually finding things that
would help me kind of get out ofa out of a certain mood and into
another mood, do you know whatI'm saying?
Like something empowering orsomething uplifting.
Not not like Christian music,even though that would be great
too.
I mean But yeah, or not eventhat, like uh I've been doing
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the audiobook thing, even thoughit's been a book that I've been
that I've read like who knowshow many times in my whole life,
you know.
And honestly, I I'm actuallythinking I might have I actually
downloaded a Tanakh.
I don't know if that's how yousp do you spell it, you
pronounce it?
Tanakh, Tanakh, forgive me ifI'm mispronouncing it.
(18:07):
It's it's the Hebrew Bible.
Oh, okay.
And then uh the Torah.
The Torah.
The Torah, I think I forget.
I'm not sure if it's a Hebrew aswell.
It might be.
I like I said, that's why I'mI'm that's why I'm you know.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Istill have a good chunk of the
Bible to go.
SPEAKER_00 (18:28):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:28):
I always seem to get
stuck uh in Leviticus for some
reason.
But like I I get pretty good,pretty deep into it, then I get
stuck in Leviticus, and I needto be able to and honestly, some
of those some of those earlierbooks you can pass over because
it's just really it's verymeticulous laws on certain
things.
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And that's where I get stuckbecause yeah, it's like the
people just barely figuring outlaws and and and the and the
Lord making certain laws andsacrifices in certain ways you
should treat uh your food afteryou when you eat it, and like I
guess it was a bad thing to eatleftovers after so many days.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I guess back in thosedays, right?
(19:09):
No, yeah, there was no fridge ornothing, really.
You know what I mean?
Unless it was winter.
It's like Chris Rock used to sayyou said the same thing,
actually.
You actually referred to thesame thing.
It was that joke is like I I I Ieat a uh I I'd eat a pig's ass
if you cooked it right.
If you cook it right, if youcook it right, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (19:31):
Hey man, you cook
something something.
SPEAKER_01 (19:33):
But then he kind of
goes into a thing about like,
you know, I understand the wholething about like not eating pork
and and all that stuff back inthose days, and you know, not
eating leftovers because yeah,yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (19:44):
You don't have a
fridge, you just exactly right.
I mean they probably hadTupperware.
But don't don't they they hadnow they don't hey like do you
want something to go?
I'm pretty sure they they didn'tyou don't think they had like a
like some type of thing.
SPEAKER_01 (19:56):
Well they would use
a cave.
That that was a thing was use acave or dig it dig it in the
ground.
If a get the box dug in theground, that's yeah.
I mean it would keep it cold,but it was dirty to dig it up
and then yeah, and then when youdig it up, all the worms and
everything will probably eat it.
Well, depending on what it is,and you know, if you put it in a
box, if you put a box in in ahole and close it up real good,
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because you can seal it thatway, but yeah, eventually things
will get into it.
But I mean, you're not keepingfood in there long enough.
You just keep trying to keep itin there for like two or three
days.
Because I guess meat will holdfor two or three days if you
keep it in a cool enough place.
Or I think another thing wouldbe keeping it submerged in
rivers, depending on the river.
(20:38):
Dude, that would suck, dude, tobe a but no, it was back back in
those days with these laws.
It was like, yeah, if you'regonna cook, if you're gonna
slaughter something, just makesure you eat what you're gonna
you're gonna kill.
Don't and whatever you don'teat, make sure you throw it away
or the next day, that sort ofstuff.
SPEAKER_00 (20:54):
Yeah, yeah,
definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_01 (20:58):
Or it was good to
like the n that night and the
next night, and after that, it'slike boom, it's gotta go in the
trash, but if you're not eatingit then, you better just, you
know.
Cause it and it would say it'sunclean food, it's unclean
foods.
And basically, I see that.
SPEAKER_00 (21:12):
You know, I have a
lot of questions.
They're like, did they havetrash cans like we have trash
cans?
You know, where they're likethat's a good question.
SPEAKER_01 (21:19):
I think they did.
I mean, I think that's how wegot our whole landfill system.
Yeah, no, I mean I'm pretty sureit was um, just take all your
trash to one certain spot, dig abig ass pit, and throw it all in
there, and once when it once itgets filled to a certain point,
you just throw you just throwdirt back over it and go find
dig another spot.
SPEAKER_00 (21:36):
But but don't you
think after time that would kind
of like fuck up the land?
SPEAKER_01 (21:39):
I mean, that's why
you carry it out far enough.
That was the thing, you know?
But it all depends on the tribeand everything else, too.
But that's why tribes wouldmigrate, right?
They wouldn't, they would onlythey would set up camp for so
long in a certain spot.
That's my understanding.
Yeah, no, because you have tothink, man.
It's like, yeah.
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And but yeah, I think you'reright.
I mean, things would get soshady to a point where like you
can only dig holes nearbybecause you don't want to be
hauling all sorts of trash to acertain spot far, far away.
Right, you know, and that's whyI think people would move, like,
all right, dude.
I think all our shitholes justall our shitholes and trash
holes, and we got no much holes,we got nothing to no one to put
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filled up, and you know, wecan't get rid of it.
Starting to smell time to movedownwind.
SPEAKER_00 (22:26):
And you know it's
funny, and you know it's funny
back in those days, they used tocall like land for what they see
or what they smell or stuff,yeah.
Shitty land, you know.
They're like fucking, so we goton to the new land, you know.
It reminds me of uh South ParkShitty Walk.
Shitty Walk, oh yeah, yeah.
She's like uh isn't he anairline too?
I think so.
He's like she's like shittyairline, yeah, yeah.
(22:48):
How can I help you?
Shitty air, shitty air, yeah.
No, dude, it's um it's goodshit, bro.
SPEAKER_01 (22:56):
Good shit.
SPEAKER_00 (22:57):
So it's a good time.
You know, I hope they're thepeople listening, they could
leave a comment in the sectionwhat's their favorite song or a
couple of not anything, what'stheir favorite, just a couple of
uh good songs that you want toput us onto that you some some
topics you might want to hear ustalk about too.
SPEAKER_01 (23:11):
It doesn't matter,
you know.
Help us out, yeah.
Help us help you, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (23:15):
Give us your
thoughts and opinion, and yeah,
for sure.
Well no, man, it's been uh it'sbeen a decent day, like I say.
SPEAKER_01 (23:21):
It was kind of cold
at first, it's starting to get
cold for sure.
I had to wake up this morningand close my windows.
The cold woke me up.
SPEAKER_00 (23:27):
Oh, yeah, you don't
want the cold waking you up.
No, you know, getting under theblankets.
SPEAKER_01 (23:31):
Oh, which reminds
me, just to kind of uh close
that bus sprout circle.
Good news for you.
So I think I figured out a wayto do our our extra kind of
co-host or our trying outsomebody or whatever.
SPEAKER_00 (23:48):
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (23:49):
I mean, I'm sure
she's a good deadlock, you know.
I'm sure you're not, you know,it's not gonna be no big deal.
But, anyways, you're gonna likeit because guess what we're
gonna need to use?
SPEAKER_00 (23:59):
Oh, the soundboard.
Oh, we're bringing thesoundboard back.
SPEAKER_01 (24:01):
You might bring the
old Bessie back, bro.
That's how it started.
That's how it started.
Hey, what is it doing overthere?
We might need to dust thatsucker off, bro.
Yeah, so you know, I'm I'm gonnaleave that sucker with you.
I'm gonna figure out thelogistics of uh setting that up.
And because I haven't I feel badever since I I talked to
(24:22):
Homegirl.
She's Home Slice, she's uh wejust kind of left it at that,
and I haven't talked to hersince, and it's been like what I
think less than a week for sure.
SPEAKER_00 (24:33):
I'll probably just
shoot her a call and let her
know.
SPEAKER_01 (24:36):
Yeah, well, I told
her I would figure that out.
Shout out to Home Slice, HomeSlice.
Uh so yeah, stay tuned for that.
There, that's another thingwe're gonna be adding to that.
So that's that that was thething I was trying to close up
with is uh I think uh we'retrying to try and figure out
what we're gonna do as far asgetting another person on here
that might be part-time or everyonce in a while.
(24:57):
Right.
And uh we're gonna bring yourold friend back over there and
we're gonna hook her up becauseshe's gonna be remote from uh
from the Rockies.
SPEAKER_00 (25:07):
The Rocky Mountains
from the Rado, bro.
The motherland.
No, but um, that's where peopleget kidnapped by aliens.
Oh, that and around area 50,whatever the fuck it's called.
Because, dude, I I uh I visited,you know, I know we're gonna
wrap this up soon.
SPEAKER_01 (25:26):
I just want to give
a Yeah, we got uh we got a wey,
we got 20 minutes, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (25:33):
That and um I don't
want to go up too off topic, but
look, I visit I visit Colorado,dude, and let me tell you
something.
In the middle of the night, youif you're out there in the
middle of the of the Rockies orwhatever, dude, where dude,
you're you're all you see isstars, and your ass is getting
abducted by an alien.
You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01 (25:48):
Well, I spend a lot
of time up in the mountains.
You do see some crazy shitflowing around in the sky, but
no, you've got never reallyexperienced anything like that.
I mean, I and I I mean I nah Ididn't spend as much time as I
would have loved to, or morethan most, but yeah, I mean,
I've never really heard ofanything.
SPEAKER_00 (26:06):
What quick question?
SPEAKER_01 (26:07):
You might see
Bigfoot, though.
Oh, Bigfoot, yeah, for sure.
He's for real up there.
He's the homie, I don't doubtit.
SPEAKER_00 (26:12):
The homie squatch,
yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (26:13):
Yeah, I don't doubt
it.
He's probably just asking forthe dinks, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (26:16):
I'll leave him like
a care package, some snacks.
SPEAKER_01 (26:18):
Use my hook, bro.
Uh, Graham.
He has the dinks, dog.
I bet he does.
He probably grows his own.
SPEAKER_00 (26:23):
White we back, dog.
What?
What about Bigfoot?
That's that's who he is, bro.
The squatch, Sasquatch.
Then who's the one that's allwhite?
The butt the but that's uhthat's a Yeti, dog.
That's a Yeti?
That's a Yeti.
I mean Who you think will win?
SPEAKER_01 (26:39):
Honestly, that's
just the squash up in the snowy
mountains covered in snow, to behonest.
So there's two of them?
There's two of them, is whatyou're saying?
No, it's just people got himconfused, got him mixed up.
You know, it's the same dude,but he's yeah, he's just covered
in snow.
Oh I was about to say, I'm aboutto say who you think will go at
it.
I'm just kidding, but honestly,it's the same dude.
Nah, dude, do I see that dude onMountain Brown?
(26:59):
Squatch, he likes to he likes toget around, bro.
Ain't that motherfucker like 10feet?
He ain't just from around theblock, dog.
SPEAKER_00 (27:04):
How little how tall?
How tall is uh the yeti?
SPEAKER_01 (27:07):
The yet?
SPEAKER_00 (27:08):
I mean the the
bigfoot.
How tall squatch?
Yeah, how tall do you think heis?
SPEAKER_01 (27:12):
Uh he's pretty tall,
bro.
He's pretty tall, man.
He's about as tall as theceiling here.
SPEAKER_00 (27:17):
It's like how tall
is Bigfoot?
SPEAKER_01 (27:19):
It's like 10 to 15
feet, dog.
SPEAKER_00 (27:23):
He's he's nine, he's
six to nine feet.
Oh my bad.
1.8 to 2.7 meters tall, withsome accounts suggesting
individuals as tall as 10 to 15feet.
SPEAKER_01 (27:34):
That's why sometimes
they they confuse me for him
because they always see ushanging out all the time and
stuff.
SPEAKER_00 (27:39):
Yeah, bro.
You know what?
SPEAKER_01 (27:40):
I blame it.
SPEAKER_00 (27:41):
You got me confused.
You got you got me fucked up.
You know, that I think that'swhy I think that's why a lot of
people kind of like just giveyou that look.
Like, is that really him?
SPEAKER_01 (27:49):
Exactly, dog.
That's why I can't go nowherewith without eyes.
SPEAKER_00 (27:54):
I know, bro.
And I'm just trying to watch meand shit.
I'm just trying to watch themuch pop though.
SPEAKER_01 (27:58):
I feel like Tupac
out there, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (28:00):
You know, they be
looking like LA, bro.
I tell people, hey, look, yougotta be careful around them,
bro.
You just coming back from themountains.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could look at them, bro.
You look at him to run, bro.
He might start a fire up in thismotherfucker.
You might either fight you orfuck you, one of the two guys.
You might, you know, throw youon one of those long ass things
and just roast you.
SPEAKER_01 (28:21):
Like a you know,
man, you know, it's I was a
little out of pocket the otherday, but you know.
It's not good.
Nah, nah.
At the same time, too.
It's like there was no need.
SPEAKER_00 (28:31):
Nah, nah.
SPEAKER_01 (28:32):
I feel like I had to
kind of like stand my ground a
little bit.
It's not like I went aggressive.
I just went to go make myself.
Hey, dude, I see you, see me,see me.
You see me, me seeing you.
I do how you see it.
We see each other, you know.
SPEAKER_00 (28:42):
We can see uh we can
have a see-off.
You know how you see?
I'm gonna have a staringcontest, just walk up to be like
you wanna have a staringcontest, Doug?
Whoever, whoever doesn't blink,whoever blinks has to buy the
drinks.
You know what I mean?
First one to blink, buys drinks.
Just keep it all friendly andshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but for real.
I mean, it was really a friendlything more than anything.
It's not like you went overthere and shook them down and
(29:02):
turned them upside down.
SPEAKER_01 (29:03):
I don't know that,
but you know, I still do feel
bad.
I do feel bad.
Yeah, no, hearing theinformation that I know now, I
do feel bad.
You know, you don't do that toanother man's kid.
But I feel like if if if a kidtrying to act like a man is
gonna be talking to a woman theway I heard him talking to this
woman the other night, thenguess what?
(29:26):
If he's gonna be looking at aman a certain way, you know,
obviously the kid the man is nota kid.
He's you know, at that point,he's obviously you know.
SPEAKER_00 (29:35):
Yeah, no, you like I
said, dude, I mean, in my
opinion, you you know, youdidn't do nothing really crazy
or nothing.
SPEAKER_01 (29:41):
It's just not like
anybody's parenting, but if you
can let if you can let your sontalk to a woman that way too,
it's like, come on, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (29:47):
You know, and and
and and and and they could go
both ways because you know, somesome some people don't know that
they can't do it.
Yeah, it's situation for what itis, but yeah, no, right, but
still, you know, you don't talkto a woman that way, regardless
of anything, dude.
SPEAKER_01 (29:58):
Right, yeah, you
know if word gets
SPEAKER_00 (30:00):
Back that my kid is
mouthing off crazy.
Oh, dude, as soon as I see him,yeah, as soon as I see him, it's
like Mr.
Mr.
DC.
You don't do that, bro.
You don't, you know, there'sit's there's a certain time,
like I get it.
We all we all might slip up, orwe all with uh hanging out with
the buddies, and a couple of,you know, but when you yeah, but
it was a bar, it was kind oflike it wasn't even a bar full
(30:20):
of people, but it was just likeright, it was people listening,
and it's just like dude, like Ididn't even want to stay.
SPEAKER_01 (30:26):
The homie was like
making me uncomfortable.
Like dude.
It's just how I feel about that.
SPEAKER_00 (30:34):
Yeah, no, dude.
Like sometimes you just gotta,you know, that's why it is what
it is.
SPEAKER_01 (30:39):
Uh here at the
Shrewd Show.
That's another reason why, yeah,whatever.
SPEAKER_00 (30:44):
It is what it is,
man.
Yeah, it is what it is, youknow.
SPEAKER_01 (30:46):
That's why we shake
it out, shake it down, shake it
off, bro.
SPEAKER_00 (30:48):
Yeah, and uh, you
know, we appreciate everybody
tuning in, listening.
SPEAKER_01 (30:52):
Yeah, we're out
there listening.
SPEAKER_00 (30:53):
Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_01 (30:54):
We hope we hope we
uh you know we're we're oh
that's another thing about thestarting podcast.
Is uh I do want to remind peopleeven though you start off with
something, it doesn't mean youhave to stick with a certain
thing.
You can always pivot.
There's you know, always findjust because you you you have an
idea about a podcast doesn'tnecessarily mean it's gonna work
out.
Um you can always still try andincorporate your main ideas into
(31:17):
your podcast, but you you mightwant to branch out a little bit
more.
Find other things too that youthat you or both you and your
co-host like to do.
It'd be a good way to take youryour your cast to the next
level.
We're audio right now.
Oh should we plug in thechallenge?
Hopefully, uh the foodchallenge.
SPEAKER_00 (31:37):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (31:38):
So hopefully our
first video is gonna be uh our
first video might be might notbe well actually it is an hour
challenge.
So we're I don't know if you'regonna try it.
You said you're not gonna tryit.
You're not gonna try to.
SPEAKER_00 (31:50):
No, but I'm going
for the show.
I'm definitely I'm gonna I'llhold the you know the camera.
I mean, we're gonna go try it.
SPEAKER_01 (31:56):
Like you said,
there's a whole bunch of YouTube
videos of the place in it.
I just I love subs.
I love certain types of foods,and I know there's certain types
of foods I can eat because I'm afatty.
And subs are one of them?
And subs or Italian subs.
Fuck yeah.
You just like I said, yeah,yeah.
And um so you guys find out.
You you know, we're gonna takevideo.
(32:17):
Excuse me for pigging the fuckout, but yeah, that's that's
what's gonna go down.
SPEAKER_00 (32:21):
They'll definitely
get an update on it.
SPEAKER_01 (32:23):
Uh, you know, yeah,
hopefully in the next month for
sure.
Yeah, in the next two, threeweeks, we'll have it up.
SPEAKER_00 (32:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no real rush.
It's just right now there's youknow how it is with uh with life
and everything.
But I know, dude.
SPEAKER_01 (32:34):
I I almost feel like
this weekend.
I don't know if you're down forthis weekend, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_00 (32:39):
I mean, I'm I might
I might uh uh I don't think I
really have much going on, anduh I got gas money and we'll
see, but like we don't knowrush.
We don't even you know, we don'teven have to take we have metro
right there.
True, true.
No, yeah, we'll we'll see.
But we'll definitely keep thepeople updated and uh see what's
up.
We don't want to rush anything.
No, yeah, for sure, for sure.
But but we'll see if it's ifSaturday comes and we're not
(33:00):
doing nothing and we're like,hey, fuck it, let's let's just
go out there.
SPEAKER_01 (33:03):
Uh, because it's for
me, it's something I feel like I
have to plan, bro.
Like it's like I I don't evenknow.
Like, I know the guys that I'veseen do it and and and and
fucking master it are guys thatlike don't eat for 24 hours,
man.
And that's something I have toprepare myself for, you know.
I hear that like the best timeto hit the place up would be
(33:23):
like midday.
Yeah.
unknown (33:25):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (33:25):
Because it I guess
it gets more busy.
It's more of a deli place thanit is a shop now.
It's more of a like a littleshop for people that live in the
area, but it's a deadly place.
Like everybody else.
Oh, that's another reason why Iwant to say we might want to
take the bus or the trainbecause I heard that parking is
a bitch up there.
SPEAKER_00 (33:45):
Yeah, we'll
definitely uh check it out.
And like I said, um we'll givethe people the review.
Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_01 (33:50):
People that are
listening, that uh we'll let you
guys know and all that stuff.
But I definitely that'sdefinitely coming up for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
That's one thing that we'veyeah, just a little bit.
Honestly, that's not the onlyplace I want to try out.
I want to try out the good thegood life pizza place too.
SPEAKER_00 (34:05):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, definitely.
Just uh, you know, take thepodcast on the road a little.
SPEAKER_01 (34:08):
Yeah, definitely.
Get it on the road and get uh,you know a couple of places, and
even doesn't even have to bethat we can even do see how many
plates I could how many plateswe could uh I can wolf down at a
true at a at a buffet orsomething, you know?
Uh true, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
I'm serious too.
SPEAKER_00 (34:26):
Yeah, I'm down.
But we still gotta stick tohealthy, you know, healthy
stuff.
Oh no, that's definitely whatI'm gonna enjoy.
SPEAKER_01 (34:30):
No, I have a the
buffet, I know I can I can wow
some people in for sure.
Right.
They'd be like, Dan, bro, youeating like yeah, we might have
to call the cops on you.
Oh, believe me, I've gotten somesome looks.
Yeah, even recently I've gottensome looks, and even you know
it's it's not a stereotype whenyou sit there for when you have
(34:51):
sat there for like an hour and ahalf, you're still eating, they
come over here like, okay,you're done.
You finish, you go.
It's like nah, dude.
You know, there's no time limitto the thing.
Oh, you can eat, yeah, right.
SPEAKER_00 (35:04):
I'm not wasting no
food.
SPEAKER_01 (35:05):
Yep, yeah.
Well, dude, you know.
Well, I mean, I don't know howyou feel about that, but I no,
no, I don't.
I haven't wanted to hit up afan.
I don't need to use your freetransfer, but I mean you might
as well, you know, get somecontent out of this shit.
SPEAKER_00 (35:19):
Right, right.
No, I don't I don't mind, dude.
I mean, I just I I could I couldprobably eat like two or three
distant fleets and then I'lljust chill and until they kick
us out or till you're finished.
SPEAKER_01 (35:27):
I don't know, I mean
I don't even know.
SPEAKER_00 (35:35):
Oh no, no,
definitely that.
And um, like we were saying, um,like you were telling people to
you know, try and try to justyou know get out there and just
take a little bit of uh chancesand and try a little bit of
everything.
SPEAKER_01 (35:47):
Yeah, yeah.
Or you know, I don't really liketo get out much, like I said,
but fuck, man.
No, but places like that, justto have some grub or to me, this
isn't even work.
I mean, I figure if I'm gonna goout there and try some stuff
that I've never it's aboutgetting out of getting out of my
shell and and just doesn't evenhave to be a social thing, you
know.
Just be out there and you know,just live life, bro, and have a
good tea.
Yeah, yeah.
Trying good foods and uh givesome reviews.
(36:09):
Because the cool place the coolthing about this place is that
they if you do eat the wholething, you do you get 50 bucks.
Oh, that's right.
You don't have to pay for it,and you get 50 bucks and a
t-shirt and a couple otherthings, from what I understand.
You think people actually won?
Oh no, I know a whole bunch ofpeople have won.
All the videos are they're stillin business.
The few beer, the few videosthat I have seen.
I mean, not everybody tries it,but I know nowadays I'm sure
(36:32):
they you know.
But there are a couple otherplaces here that I do want to
try out.
But uh, you know, shout out touh uh Beard Meets Food, that
link I should I sent you.
Yeah, definitely check him out.
He's very inspiring.
He's he is a competitor though,so he's uh what they call a uh
(36:52):
professional gurgitator.
SPEAKER_00 (36:54):
Yeah that sounds
cool when you got the name
professional in front of yourname.
Sounds cool, you know.
SPEAKER_01 (36:59):
I mean, I think he's
I don't know how old the last
video I saw that where hementioned his rank, but I think
he might have said 17 or 7.
One of the two.
Could have been seven, to behonest with you, because I've
seen this guy wolf down somestuff, man.
Like seriously, some stuff likedamn.
Damn.
Well, and he's ripped, he'sripped, bro.
(37:22):
He's he's short from Leeds, hesays.
Really short, dude.
I mean, not really short, butyou know I mean a beard.
Big ass beard.
I don't know how you can manageto eat because this little thing
right here is starting to get onmy nerves, bro.
It's starting to get in my in mymouth and all that stuff, and
(37:42):
it's annoying.
And I hate.
I don't care whose hair it is,if it's mine or another person's
hair, or the shit's in my food.
You might have to just I mighthave to chop it out.
Or I'll trim it.
I'll trim it.
SPEAKER_00 (37:54):
Yeah, I'll probably
just a little trim, you know.
Yeah, I know what you mean,though.
Or put a put a what you call it,those beers that they make you
work at the bakery?
SPEAKER_01 (38:00):
Uh like a no, I'll
just trim it.
I'll just trim it short enoughto where it won't get in my
mouth.
Yeah.
Well, so what are you gonna get?
You might just get a regular oneone foot sub or me?
I'm probably just gonna give melike a pizza.
You say, uh really?
Uh well, it's a sandwich, it's adeli shit.
SPEAKER_00 (38:15):
Oh, oh, I'll give me
like a nice pizza uh pizza.
I'll give me a nice pizza, bro.
You know, no, no, it's a delibig pizza back there.
SPEAKER_01 (38:23):
You walk in there uh
dairy desking for hot burrito.
No, that's the that's you knowI'll take a churro.
I'll take a churro.
You guys got one of those?
SPEAKER_00 (38:35):
Dessert, this is
Burger King.
SPEAKER_01 (38:36):
I know, but you guys
got churros?
No, but um actually Burger Kingdoes have churros.
Oh, really?
Well, I mean, I think they mighthave phased them out, but
they're it's a seasonal thing.
Oh shit.
I ain't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Are they good?
They're bombed, they'reexpensive, but they're bomb.
There's churro fries, you know,so it's a no.
SPEAKER_00 (38:54):
I mean, um, probably
just get a sub and just like I
said, record so we could geteverything so we could get like
a decent going on everything andvideo.
SPEAKER_01 (39:02):
And I'm gonna have
to try to try out the video, but
I do have a a a pixel.
It's all good.
I mean, I guess you could justuse that.
It's not like anybody calls meanyway, so I know I know that
it'll be freed up.
Right, right, right.
We won't get we won't get nointerruptions with that
motherfucker.
SPEAKER_00 (39:20):
You know, just to
give something something to the
show, to the people, for uh justto step out, try some things.
Yeah, dude.
And uh, like I said, we'll keepthe people updated.
SPEAKER_01 (39:30):
You sure you don't
want me to wanna like just
record me and then I'll recordyou seeing how fast you can eat
that sub?
SPEAKER_00 (39:35):
Oh hell no, dude.
An hour is not enough, dude.
An hour is no no, not that sub.
SPEAKER_01 (39:40):
Just be ready.
SPEAKER_00 (39:41):
Yeah, yeah, we could
do that like.
Alright, so like you get anhour, right?
For your big ass sub, and thenI'll be like, alright, now tie
me, bro.
Tie me.
Watch this little ass sub getdown in two seconds, dude.
I'm over there like for tenminutes later.
SPEAKER_01 (39:51):
Dude, those
meatballs are pretty big, dude.
They're like, oh yeah.
I don't know how I'm gonna doit.
I think I might have to like.
I'm thinking I might cut it inhalf, cut them, try to chopping
them, chop it up as best aspossible, and then just put out
the big chunk, the big chunks.
SPEAKER_00 (40:04):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (40:06):
Put them off to the
side and just go to town, dude.
And then maybe just incorporatea little bit.
Because I gotta have I gottahave bread, dude.
I gotta have bread with me, dog,no matter what.
Right.
I could do the I could do the Icould do the whole thing if I
have enough bread.
SPEAKER_00 (40:17):
Oh, I'm pretty sure
they'll get you.
SPEAKER_01 (40:18):
I really don't even
need like a a drink.
I mean, yeah, the drink will benice every like third of a every
third of the sub, but I think Ican do it, bro.
And even if I don't, I love subsanyways.
I don't mind taking that bitchhome.
Exactly.
You got yourself some leftovers.
Yeah, and I know and I know whatI need to work on for next time
because I intend I intend to winthe food challenge, dude.
(40:42):
That's that's my goal.
Right.
From now till then, I alreadyhave two in mind.
It's gonna be that one and theNona's good life pizza slice
challenge.
I'm gonna try those suckers,man.
I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_00 (40:55):
We'll keep the
people posted as well.
SPEAKER_01 (40:57):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (40:58):
And uh we'll
definitely try them out.
SPEAKER_01 (41:00):
And you guys
definitely stay tuned for uh the
home girl home slice.
Yeah, that one too, yeah.
She probably won't be a part ofthose episodes, but we'll
definitely figure some stuff outand she will be uh become we'll
be incorporating her a littlebit more and more slowly.
SPEAKER_00 (41:19):
Right.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
We'll get that uh get that goingand do a couple of those things
and you know see how everythingworks out.
SPEAKER_01 (41:30):
Yep.
So aside from that, I mean youknow, it's hopefully we've given
you guys some sort of uh anidea, like how to transition
into into some sort of contentideas.
We usually try to talk aboutit's usually if you're doing
co-hosting, it's usually b it'salways good to plan no matter
what.
(41:51):
Sometimes you when you have towork it out with two people,
it's just a kind of like best tojust throw out like a a subject
before the the show comes on.
You know, just work things outone way or the other.
It's just about trying to comeup with some content.
I know that me and Big Shootshere, we've been sitting around
(42:12):
puffing and uh shooting the shitfor quite a while now, like what
seven what we were doing forlike three, four months before
we started the podcast.
So we uh and we didn't evenreally know each other that well
before that.
SPEAKER_00 (42:26):
So right, just
talking about just just stuff,
right?
Everything work, work and justuh everything that's going on
out there.
Yeah, no homo, by the way, guys.
SPEAKER_01 (42:36):
So uh aside from
that, really there's no no
plug-ins beside from maybe thechallenge thing coming up.
We still have that uh two-partythat'll be hopefully it'll be
coming up before this episodegoes up.
But you know, if it does, we wemight have to edit this out.
But we don't really listen forthat anyway, so you might listen
to this later on after it comesout.
(42:58):
So either way, stay tuned.
And and even if you haven'theard it and you're listening
about it now, you might want togo check it out.
That's the beauty about youknow, doing a cast.
SPEAKER_03 (43:09):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (43:10):
Um yeah.
Anything you want to add to?
SPEAKER_00 (43:13):
No, I'm uh I'm all
shooking up, shooking out.
I'm uh gonna call it uh call ita night.
Unless you got something uhsomething.
SPEAKER_01 (43:23):
No, no.
I mean that's pretty much saidwhat I had to say.
SPEAKER_00 (43:27):
Just figure I'd
leave it up to you since you're
the DJ, the main host, andyou're the one that usually
wraps it up.
I appreciate everybody stoppingby like always.
And you know, we we'redefinitely always gonna bring
you something new and super hotfire.
Yeah, because we don't playthat.
We we don't play that over here,you know.
We need some walking aroundmoney.
SPEAKER_01 (43:45):
Yeah, we need some
walking around money.
Yeah, uh some shit to take upour time.
And oh yeah, definitely.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, there it goes.
And uh yeah, I guess the lastthing we do have, I do have to
say we are DIY.
You might not even hear this,but we are gonna just throw that
out there.
We do have some still working onour Patreon.
(44:06):
We do have a bus cast bus sproutpage.
So if you guys are interested inhelping us out a little bit,
even if you don't, whatever,just keep tuning in.
That's all we care about.
Right.
And uh a few downloads as muchas you know, and this is uh DIY
Studios out here at 8A Studios.
So, you know, just keep that inmind that uh we are still
starting up and uh hopefullyjust another lesson to think
(44:27):
about um to talk about later,really, uh, as far as finding a
spot nice and quiet and sound.
SPEAKER_00 (44:34):
But anyways, hey, I
appreciate you guys for uh
tuning in and staying with usuntil the next episode.