The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀
We also get real about the friendships we’ve had to ...
In this episode, we sit down with hairstylist and founder of Suniful, Amy Silkman. With over 23 years behind the chair, Amy shares her journey in the beauty industry, how she and Tiffany first met, and the powerful reason she created Suniful after two close friends were diagnosed with scalp cancer.
We also play some hair-themed games and answer all your hair care questions. From split ends to sunburned parts, nothing i...
Are we judging… or are we just a little bit jealous? In this brutally honest (and probably petty) game, we call out everyday scenarios—from sky-high heels at the pool to braggy vacation posts, obnoxious gym talkers, and eyelash extensions that double as ceiling fans. New cars? Designer bags? Over-the-top PTA moms? No one is safe. We decide if we secretly want what they have… or if we’re just side-eyeing from the sidel...
Aliens? Definitely. Bigfoot? Probably. Stevie Wonder? We have questions. This week, we spiral into some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories we kinda-sorta believe — including the Princess Diana cover-up, the eerie Mattress Firm situation, and whatever the hell happened to Amelia Earhart. It’s unresearched, unverified, and completely unserious… just how we like it.
🔍 Tune in and prepare to question everything.
In the conclusion of our two-part psychic experience, Elyse Ann wraps up our readings and answers the final questions we’ve been dying to ask. After she leaves, we unpack everything—our honest reactions, what hit hard, what surprised us, and how this reading compares to others we’ve had in the past.
Whether you’re a total skeptic or fully into the woo, this finale has a little bit of insight, a little bit of refle...
Our first-ever guest is a literal bridge to the unseen — meet psychic Elyse Ann! With 23 years of experience and a heart full of wisdom, she gives Tiffany, Diana, and Shelley live readings, spills cosmic tea, and helps us make sense of life’s chaos (well… sort of). From intuitive hits to unexpected emotions, it’s a wild ride full of laughs, insight, and a few goosebumps.
Whether you’re a full-on crystal queen...
Ever been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out there. And because we clearly have what it takes, we’re starting our own cult—there will be free gifts, good snacks, and 90s gangsta rap!
Strap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish. We show some love to the real kings and queens of the highway — truck drivers — because without them, the roads (and our lives) would be way worse. Plus, Diana walks us throug...
In this episode, we go all in—no filters, no apologies. We’re spilling our most unpopular opinions, from the beloved artists we can’t stand to book-to-movie adaptations that made us rage (or rejoice). We dive into the beautiful chaos of sci-fi obsessions, trash some fast food favorites, and serve up the hot takes that will either make you nod in agreement or scream into the void. But don’t worry, we’re not totally dea...
In this episode, we’re coming for the “my kid would never” crowd—and honestly, it’s overdue. We’re talking real accountability: not the Instagram-inspo kind, but the kind where you actually check yourself before raising a future asshole. From calling out your own BS to side-eyeing those “free-range” parents whose kids are running feral at brunch, we’re saying the quiet parts out loud. Warning: if you’re easily offende...
In this episode, we deep dive—literally—into getting colonics with our besties, why doing all our appointments together makes people think we’re a couple, and the hilarious demands we have for our funerals (hint: fog machines and surprise musical numbers). We also debate whether our husbands are allowed to remarry after we die (spoiler: probably not), spiral into our wildly unqualified takes on the afterlife and relig...
Ready for some mischief and mayhem?!! From sneaking penis tire caps on our people’s cars and fart spray mayhem to prank call shenanigans and the creepy stories parents tell to keep kids in line—this episode’s got it all. Tune in for laughs, gasps, and pure prankster gold!
In this special Q&A episode, we’re answering YOUR questions! From Shelley’s latest dinner in bed 🤯 to has the horse and donkey left anymore gifts at Tiffany’s doorstep, we’re diving deep into the things you’ve been curious about. Whether it’s bravo insights, behind-the-scenes stories, or just some fun and unexpected questions, we’ve got it all covered. Tune in as we discuss, debate, and deliver the answers you’ve...
On today’s episode, we unravel the enigma that is our cohost, Shelley—specifically, her deep-rooted love for doing everything in bed. Eating? Check. Working? Absolutely. Makeup? Of course. Honestly, why would you ever leave?
We also get into a discussion about the efficiency of the female species (because let’s be real, we’re built different) and of course our fan-favorite segment, “You Know What I Hate?!” Buckle up fo...
Diana, Shelley and Tiff reminisce about recent social events, including a friend's birthday party and a wild night out, complete with bar-hopping and an unexpected encounter with a passed-out driver. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they recall "crashing" a wedding.
Summary
In this episode of the Shit Apple Podcast, we recount a harrowing experience at the NCA cheerleading competition, where a terrifying incident unfolded. We discuss the travel anxieties leading up to the event, the chaos during the incident, and the emotional rollercoaster of searching for safety and reuniting with loved ones. The conversation also touches on the aftermath of the event, the competition ...
Walmart is a world of its own, and today we’re diving into the strange sights and encounters—starting with a mysterious woman feeding pigeons outside… which naturally leads us to the age-old question: Where are all the baby pigeons?! We also break down proper (and completely ignored) drive-thru etiquette, because some people clearly need a refresher.
Then, we get into the audacity of rude people—because wow, the entitl...
Tiffany steps outside and finds… horse poop. So, naturally, we have questions. What’s the proper etiquette when your neighbor’s horse leaves an unwelcome gift? That leads us straight into a hot debate on HOAs—are they keeping the neighborhood in check or just power-tripping nightmares? And then there’s pickleball… the sport that’s either bringing communities together or tearing them apart (literally).
All of this, serv...
In the inaugural episode of the Shit Apple podcast, hosts Shelley, Tiffany, and Diana introduce themselves and share the origins of their podcast title, which reflects their humorous take on parenting and life. They recount how they met and formed their friendship, highlighting their shared experiences and the dynamics of their group. The SAC (Shit Apple Crew) conclude the show with a segment titled, “You Know What I ...
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