The Shit Apple Podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re going full hoarder status. It all starts with Shelley’s purse — a bottomless pit of chaos that could rival a CVS aisle — and spirals into a confessional about all the weird crap we’ve ever collected. From childhood Dreamsicles and baseball cards to Shelley’s mom’s luxury porcelain clowns, no collection is safe. And just when you think we’ve hit peak weird? Tiffany drops the b...
We’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner.
He’s cooked at Eleven Madison Park, Sanctuary, Cala, and now leads the kitchen as Executive Chef at The Americano—but can he handle us for an hour?
We dig into everything from how he caught the culinary bug to what...
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re fessing up to our life of “crime” (and a whole lot of lies) 🤫😂. From Shelley swiping Chipotle silverware and stuffing her kids in front of her like a decoy, missing rings at SeaWorld, hotel towel smuggling, sneaking full-on snacks into the movie theater, and even passing kids off as younger to score cheaper tickets at amusement parks… we’re spilling ALL the dirt.
Are we crim...
Some things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll should go. We also tackle why men and women usually can’t just be friends(someone is usually crushing), the death of Christmas matching plaid-and-jeans family photos, the horror o...
This week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometown honky-tonk that’s seen it all, Ray brings the stories, the laughs, and a whole lotta country charm. We dig into the music, the mayhem, and the memories that make him a true A...
Some people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dives into the world of weird flexes—from travel bragging to “I don’t have tattoos” energy. But where’s the line? Is it just quirky confidence or does it cross into toxic territory...
In this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share their own laugh-out-loud Karen moments—whether it’s while traveling, dining out, or just navigating everyday situations where tempers flare and patience runs thin.
To top it all of...
From trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—aching backs, hating when stores move the aisles, telling kids how easy they have it, and the complicated rituals we now call “getting ready for bed.” Getting older might come wit...
This week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into the superstitions and old wives’ tales that shaped our childhoods. We’re talking broken mirrors, shoes on tables, caffeine stunting your growth, and other warnings we either sti...
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. This episode is lit!! Juicy Celeb gossip and new concepts Beau has coming out soon! Of course, we also get the scoop on Bar Brawl—his high-energy summer cocktail showdown—back for its 7th year at the reverse speakeasy Tell Your...
This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it really took to rise through the ranks—from nightmare chefs to nights that ended in bar brawls.
We also dive into his infamous program that has run for 7 years in a row: Bar B...
Season 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or proper Diet Coke. We introduce a brand new game: The Mommy Margarita Meter, where we rate real-life summer scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 margaritas — based solely on how badly you...
What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀
We also get real about the friendships we’ve had to ...
In this episode, we sit down with hairstylist and founder of Suniful, Amy Silkman. With over 23 years behind the chair, Amy shares her journey in the beauty industry, how she and Tiffany first met, and the powerful reason she created Suniful after two close friends were diagnosed with scalp cancer.
We also play some hair-themed games and answer all your hair care questions. From split ends to sunburned parts, nothing i...
Are we judging… or are we just a little bit jealous? In this brutally honest (and probably petty) game, we call out everyday scenarios—from sky-high heels at the pool to braggy vacation posts, obnoxious gym talkers, and eyelash extensions that double as ceiling fans. New cars? Designer bags? Over-the-top PTA moms? No one is safe. We decide if we secretly want what they have… or if we’re just side-eyeing from the sidel...
Aliens? Definitely. Bigfoot? Probably. Stevie Wonder? We have questions. This week, we spiral into some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories we kinda-sorta believe — including the Princess Diana cover-up, the eerie Mattress Firm situation, and whatever the hell happened to Amelia Earhart. It’s unresearched, unverified, and completely unserious… just how we like it.
🔍 Tune in and prepare to question everything.
In the conclusion of our two-part psychic experience, Elyse Ann wraps up our readings and answers the final questions we’ve been dying to ask. After she leaves, we unpack everything—our honest reactions, what hit hard, what surprised us, and how this reading compares to others we’ve had in the past.
Whether you’re a total skeptic or fully into the woo, this finale has a little bit of insight, a little bit of refle...
Our first-ever guest is a literal bridge to the unseen — meet psychic Elyse Ann! With 23 years of experience and a heart full of wisdom, she gives Tiffany, Diana, and Shelley live readings, spills cosmic tea, and helps us make sense of life’s chaos (well… sort of). From intuitive hits to unexpected emotions, it’s a wild ride full of laughs, insight, and a few goosebumps.
Whether you’re a full-on crystal queen...
Ever been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out there. And because we clearly have what it takes, we’re starting our own cult—there will be free gifts, good snacks, and 90s gangsta rap!
Strap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish. We show some love to the real kings and queens of the highway — truck drivers — because without them, the roads (and our lives) would be way worse. Plus, Diana walks us throug...
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