September 17, 2024 • 70 mins
Ever wondered how to find humor amidst life’s challenges? Comedian Marni P joins us to share her unique journey of part-time empty nesting and the unexpected freedom it brings. We laugh through her experiences with seasonal depression in Chicago winters and the crucial role mental health plays in our well-being, especially within the Black community. Marni’s candid insights into the resilience required to navigate life as a Black individual in America offer both humor and depth.
What does it mean to teach young girls respect in a world dominated by pop culture? Marni sheds light on the responsibilities mothers carry in raising respectful sons while dissecting the impact of societal messages on young women. We transition into the world of comedy, celebrating Marni’s six-year anniversary in stand-up. Her hilarious recount of being coaxed onto the stage at a comedy club in Gary, Indiana by her ex-husband and friends is not to be missed. We also get a sneak peek into her upcoming show featuring Big Keef and Pretty Skinny, highlighting the supportive nature of the comedy community.
Navigating the comedy scene isn't without its quirks, including the bias female comedians face, especially those perceived to have "pretty privilege." Marni discusses her experiences and the desire for recognition beyond physical appearance. We also venture into the realms of love, relationships, and maintaining standards, wrapped in Marni’s signature humor. The episode concludes with a firm stand against unsolicited explicit images and transforming life’s hurdles into hilarious yet insightful lessons. Tune in for a mix of heartfelt reflections, laugh-out-loud moments, and a thoughtful exploration of mental health, comedy, and personal growth.
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
no-transcript.
So I get the chance this timeto chop it up with her.
She is a hilarious comedian.
She has a clothing line, aclothing apparel.
Ain't know what I'm saying.
She's just an all around goodperson.
Y'all make sure y'all give itup for the one, the only, barney
.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's up everybody?
Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey yo.
So before we go any further,before we go any further, hey, I
gotta make sure I announce this.
Hey, yo, if you are somebodyout there that feel like you
just need somebody to talk to ona 24-hour basis.
You know what I'm saying.
You're going through some shit.
You feel anxiety, you'refeeling depression, you're
feeling suicidal, whatever thecase may be, ayo, I can call
(01:15):
this number 708-524-2582.
No, that is not my number.
You can't just call me.
I'm just saying there arepeople put in this place to call
that they can answer that call24 7.
So if you need those therapysessions, those on the spot you
can schedule to come in,whatever, give them a call if
you need somebody to talk to.
(01:36):
Also, mad shout outs to gnmcbrand and clothing Yo, dope
apparel.
Y'all make sure y'all Google it.
That is G-N-M-C BrandingClothing Dope apparel.
Dope hats, dope shirts.
Also, y'all make sure y'all beon the lookout for, out of your
League Apparel my girl, warnie P, out of your League Apparel
(01:59):
Cause.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Adia Adia, not Adia Adia, league Adia.
Say it again Adia O-U-T-A, adiaLeague, adia League, apparently
Adia yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Y'all make sure y'all hit that up, all right, all
right.
So, marnie, yes, yes, since youare the guest this week, we'd
like to do a check-in with theguest.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm good, I could complain, but why it ain't going
to do no good.
I'm good, my kids in college,I'm part-time, empty nesting
again.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Part-time empty nesting.
Explain that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Because they come back home from college.
They're not all the way goneyet.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know so right.
So wait, wait, wait.
So now that you be part-time,empty nesting, it's only so much
you could do, as you know whatI'm saying, as in A boy mom.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
When they all at home , yeah, but when they not home,
you can do what you want to do.
It's unlimited.
Like Okay, hey, hey, hey, don'tcome in now.
Hey, I ain't saying nothing, Ijust your imagination.
Take you where you will andwill.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm just saying Some people shouldn't do that.
Their imagination take them along way.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, hey, if they got time for a trip pack a bag
got time for a trip
Speaker 1 (03:25):
pack a bag also we like to do.
What we like to do on the showis I know you are a phenomenal
comedian, so you an artist.
You an entertainer.
So I always like to ask thisquestion what are you working on
?
What I say working on, I don'tmean like your art, I mean like
yourself.
What are you working on?
This don't mean like your art,I mean like yourself.
What are you working on thisweek?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
on myself yeah um, I mean technically really just
being better than I wasyesterday like that makes sense?
Um, because one thing about meis so I'll take care of business
, right yeah, but I'm a slightprocrastinator.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm glad you was honest about that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm a Virgo.
I ain't going to say nothingabout all Virgos, so I mean I'm
not saying all Virgos, but I'msaying me this one.
But once I get to the business,that's it.
It's just a done deal.
It might take you a while notall the time.
For some stuff, maybe or Imight start it, and that just
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depends on what it is.
It might take me a minute toget back to it, but and again
just for some stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sometimes so what's top priority?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
for me personally, for some stuff sometimes.
So what's that priority For mePersonally?
Personally, first and foremost,my mental health.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like just you know mentally being, you know in a
good place, because if you ain'tmentally in a good place,
nothing else is gonna make sensenothing else is gonna work.
Nothing else is gonna makesense, because if you're
depressed or unhappy, everythingis gonna.
(05:18):
You're gonna feel likeeverything is wrong.
Everything is going wrong,nothing, even if it's going
right, it's still going wrong inyour eyes.
And I don't.
I've never been diagnosed withdepression, but the doctor told
me a while ago I had seasonaldepression.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, okay.
So how did you take that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean, but that just it's, it's just like.
So I mean, and I think it'sthink it's probably a lot of
people got it, don't realize,especially like in the
wintertime.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, especially in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Especially in Chicago .
The wintertime is depressing.
It's a motherfucker.
You got to go outside andshovel 12 feet of snow.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Somebody came along, took your furniture off the spot
.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You know what I'm saying.
They stole your furniture andyour spot.
They didn't even leave yourstuff outside.
They took it.
I don't love Cedar, you knowwhat I'm saying.
I'm too mad.
You had your recliner and yourottoman out there and they came.
They came and took it.
Right, it's in the house dryingoff in that crib.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I said what am I spotting?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They in there with a blow dryer.
Blow dryer your couch out.
No, but just I mean becausethat's and I say that because
it's hard being black in Americatoday.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
God damn, it's hard being black in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
In Chicago, but it's hard being black in America.
And then I'm a mom of threeblack boys.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Ooh, god, bless you God bless you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So that complicates it just a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay.
So that means you got to workharder, or do you feel like you
got to work harder?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
A little bit yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But I don't want to work so hard for them to the
point where I enable them tofeel like they don't have to do
for themselves.
That's a good way to think,because I still got one day I
ain't going to be here.
That's how I always tell themOne day I ain't going to be here
and I need to know that you canget it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But my mental health comes first, as it should for
everybody.
That's one thing that I hate.
Let me say this real quick Inthe black community, we got to
stop making depression and beingsad and unhappy about stuff a
bad thing, because it's not.
It's not a bad thing, you human.
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If you lose somebody your mama,your daddy that hurts and it
takes a long time to get overthat.
That could throw you into adepression.
So you're gonna tell somebodythey got to get over that.
Right, you know what I'm saying.
You're going to try to dictatehow long somebody gets to grieve
.
Everybody's grieving process isgoing to be different, right.
But we also got to stop tryingto make men, and especially
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black men, feel like women.
Ladies, listen, sisters, pleasedo Stop making these men feel
like it's wrong to have emotions.
One minute y'all sitting heretalking about oh, he too
hardcore.
But then, when he have anemotion, now he a bitch.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
See that, see that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now he a bitch for it .
Like, do you want him?
I mean, do you?
You should want a man that cannot?
And I don't want to saystraddle the fence, you just
want a man that can do both.
You want a man to do both.
You want a man to do both.
You want a man that can not,that's no straight thug, but
that's going to stand up for youif he have to.
But you also want him to beable to everything.
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What Jay say?
Everything ain't hardcore.
He did Everything ain'thardcore.
He did Everything ain'thardcore.
It ain't everything.
Yeah, he a man, but you wanthim slapping you around too.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
See that day, motherfucker, be in court or in
jail.
Alright, now you got a courtdate cause all he could do is
sit there and talk to your ass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm saying so, women, gotta let men like you a bitch.
He cried.
You don't want him crying overyou.
I mean, he might really care tohear it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Like.
But that'd be the thing Likeand that's why dudes be feeling
like shit?
I'm a, I'm a.
Treat this motherfuckeraccordingly, because if I show
any type of emotions, then I'mlooked at like this.
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And and that that in turn, a person's mental health
yes, A man and a woman andbecause in her mind she feeling
like she got to do or be acertain way, because I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, I'm glad, I am so glad.
I am so glad that this is yousaying it.
I'm glad this is you.
Ayo, we got to take a breakreal quick.
Ayo, shout out to all the dudesout there.
Man that thought about crying.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Man let it out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And just broke all your motherfucking couple of
those out, even though they wasyour couple of those.
Your stupid ass.
It's the Shits Podcast man.
It's the.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Shits.
Hey everybody, it's comedianStephanie Robertson with the
Shits.
Come check it out.
You can follow me on Instagramat Stephanie underscore
underscore Robertson.
I will see you there.
Make sure to follow.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, we are now back at the Shits Podcast and we are
in here with the phenomenalMarnie P and yo.
I am so appreciative that youtook it to where you took it
Real talk, because you know it'sone thing.
It's one thing for a man to saywhat you said, because you know
it's one thing for a man to saywhat you said.
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It's a whole other thing, for,coming from a woman, you know
what I'm saying Because I feellike it needs to be heard more
from women.
You know what I'm saying forother women to kind of get it
Like hey, this ain't just usfeeling like this.
You know what I'm saying.
If that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, no, it do.
And I'm talking to my sisters,and my sisters only Because I'm
raising three sons.
I don't want some woman'sdaughter coming around
destroying my son because of theway she raised her, because she
don't know how to conductherself, or she because he.
I teach him don't hit a woman,but I also teach self-defense
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too.
Right, you're not going to keepmuffing my son or punching him.
Nah, don't close, fist her, butmuff her enough to push her on
the ground so you can run up outof there.
You know what I'm saying gettime to get up out that jam.
But you can't keep putting yourhands on a man and then at some
point expect him to not atleast again a muff then you get
(11:25):
mad when he twists the shit outyour nipples or you twist your
arm or something to get out.
You know, I'm just saying likethat's it, and I'm just raising
three men and I'm just.
You know, I'm responsible forthe kind of men I put out in the
other world.
That's how they.
That's going to determine howthey treat these ladies
daughters.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So I expect you to raise your child accordingly too
so it's funny that you say thatbecause, like I asked another
guest this question, so, likemen are always in my opinion, I
gotta put that out there.
In my opinion, men are alwaystaught how we're supposed to
treat women.
Do you think women are?
Do you think young girls aretaught how they're supposed to
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treat men?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Nowadays, there ain't nobody been taught nothing
about a TV.
Fuck my baby daddy.
Fuck my baby daddy, you did.
That's why he your baby daddythough, nah, nah, nah, now you
just forget him to like.
Why is this the message?
yeah and this is only in ourculture, right, that is, this is
(12:36):
the message being conveyed tolisten to sexy red right, right.
I feel like, if you remove allof that, she's probably a
beautiful young lady, but allthat it just throws me off.
I don't like her.
I don't like her persona as thesexy red girl with the rap.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right, I'm more of a fan of Big Lotto.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, and I'm more of a fan of Big Glootto.
Yeah, and I'm more of a fan ofBig Glo.
Get him Glo, there's some shitI'll tell.
Yeah, but I'm more Her voice iscrazy as fuck.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I feel like there's no way Glorilla could talk to a
motherfucker sexy.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There's no fucking way, no way, I don't know why
you don't think she could.
No Boy, it's no fucking way, noway.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know why you don't think she no, ew hit that
shit boy drop these draws.
Boy drop them, draws all thatshit feel good, daddy yup hit it
right there.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yup, I like it, just like that you be like nah, be
quiet, ooh, ooh hey, so okay,okay.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So now I mean I feel like like I mean I feel like,
like I said, I appreciateeverything that you just
mentioned, you just brought up.
I want to ask you about thecomedy side of people that was
true and it was funny as wellwhich I think is comedy, like
that's.
The essence of comedy is thatyou have you are able to make
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reality comical.
You know what I'm saying.
For some people, you know whatI'm saying.
If you are able to make realitycomical, you know what I'm
saying.
For some people, you know whatI'm saying.
If you that nigga, thatsomewhere that was crying your
ass off, that probably wasn'tcomical what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But it's reality.
It's reality and shit Call thatnumber he gave y'all at the
beginning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm so fucking serious.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
708-524-2582 call it call it is comedy.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Is comedy your first and main passion?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I would have to say yes, even though I fell into it
late how did you fall into it?
I told y'all this story I wastrying to hear, so I had my mama
(14:57):
watching this.
I had failed the drug test fora job and I was like what can I
do that I don't gotta stopsmoking for?
Like this is stupid, like Ishouldn't have to stop smoking.
Weed cause I don't go to workhigh anyway, like you know what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm saying I don't want y'all blowing my shit.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't want y'all in my face.
No, I'm gonna go and I'm gonnahave it in the car waiting on me
when I clock out, though.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So on that ride home, no breaks, cause you still
gotta have it in the car waitingon me when I clock out though.
So on that ride home on mybreak.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, breaks, no breaks , cause you still gotta go back
in there now.
You in my face blowing me, butanyway, it's a waste of my hat,
weed cost too much, but anyway Ifailed the drug test.
And then I was like, what can Ido?
At that point my now ex-husbandwas DJing at this comedy club
in Geary and he had been tryingto get me to come and I would
never go.
People had been telling me allmy life I was funny, I should do
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comedy.
Never took it seriously.
And then one day I was justlike matter of fact, I just
celebrated my six yearanniversary, september 5th.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm doing comedy, okay congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Hold on now.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so?
Much 9-11.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh man Birthday on 9-11.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yep and birthday 9-5, birthday 9-11.
Happy related birthday too,Thank you.
So I'm 48.
The big 48.
Don't tell me, Yo, look at.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Tell her to tease these.
But, and so I finally decidedto go up there on a Wednesday
and but, I, didn't plan to go upthat night, but my now
ex-husband and his friends mademe go up and it's good they
didn't make you go down you knowwhat?
Do I look like that girl?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
my son.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I grew up in the hundreds still still GD to the
world blow cause I ain't havingnone of it go ahead though that
sound like gang raping, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm sorry, hey listen , we do not condone we do not
absolutely condone that at all.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I just.
We do not condone gangbang, no,raping, no, none of that Trains
Report.
Forget it, let's go, let's gothis whole episode.
We'll have to come back wedon't condone that shit, though.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's what we said though.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We absolutely don't though.
I'll be at the side.
We absolutely do not condonethat shit, though that's what we
said, though we absolutelydon't, though I'll be honest and
say we absolutely do notcondone it.
Yes is yes, no is no.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Plain and simple.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Exactly.
But so they forced me to go upon the stage that night, and I
have not stopped doing comedysince, and that's why I just
celebrated six years.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean, that's good as fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And it was September 5th six years ago that they made
me get up there that night andI was just like no, I just came
to spectate, like I didn't cometo go up, I came to just watch.
And he was where you needed tobe.
And they made me go up there,like, just go up there, we know
you could be funny, Just go.
And they like just go talk,just go up there and start
(18:03):
Pretty much what Decker saidJust go up there and start
talking.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Hey, so it made me think about.
So is that how you reallydevelop your style?
Because, like, when I see youanytime I see you do comedy it's
like Decker did say it's likeyou just go up there.
It's like and I'm not trying tosay it's in a bad way it's like
you don't have bits bad way.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It's like you don't have bit.
It's like you go up there, youjust do you.
You know, if you listen, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I absolutely do.
It's just the way I tell themit's your delivery.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
It's always all in a delivery.
That's what it's all about.
When in comedy, like we couldtell the same joke, the three of
us could tell the same joke, hemight tell it hilarious.
You might not tell it funny atall, and it might be.
They might giggle at me alittle bit.
Right, you might be hilariouswith the next joke.
He might be funny as hell.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
They might look at me like right yeah, we're not
feeling it, yeah so it's alwaysin the delivery.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
you know I'm saying I've heard people in my
traveling since I be traveling alittle bit now.
In my traveling I've heardpeople in other cities tell very
similar jokes.
Now I'm talking about I docomedy with some of the best in
the game in Chicago.
I've shared the stage.
(19:19):
You know I'm still producing myown shows.
I got a show coming up November3rd with Big Keef, mr Fryhardt
himself he headlining.
I got this new comedian, afemale named Pretty Skinny.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Is she skinny though?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Not really.
She got a little body on she.
Ain't she a uppercase P, but asmall uppercase P, not a
lowercase P.
Nah, she a pretty little girl.
People be thinking she mysister, okay.
Okay, she got pretty eyes,though.
And then, with her and Kyrie onit, we gotta take a break real
(20:02):
quick.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Shout out to all the motherfuckers out there.
Shout out to Pretty Skinny.
Shout out to all themotherfuckers out there no
motherfuckers.
Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Skinny Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Skinny y'all.
Hey, yo it's just podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
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7heaven at gmailcom.
7heaven at Instagram.
7heaven Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith.
Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith.
Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith, 20,instagram.
I have the cupcakes that youneed.
(20:31):
I have the cupcakes that youwant and all the flavors, any
flavor that you can imagineChocolate chip, cookies, any
type of sweet treats.
That's why I have seven sweettreats, y'all treats.
That's why seven sweet treats,y'all um mobile.
(20:51):
If you want to call me, areacode 872-225-2680, that's
872-225-2680.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, y'all, we are not back, it's just podcast.
We're either shooting shit,starting some shit, or picking
up shit left off and uh, when weleft off that, we gave a shout
out to pretty skinny um.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But okay, so you were saying so, you want, so, you
want so I went up um and theywas like we're gonna give you, I
don't know.
He was like king david, he wasthe one running the mic.
He was like I I'm going to giveyou about two to three minutes
of the time you said somethingabout GDs.
(21:24):
You said something about KingDavid.
That was his name.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You talk about starting some shit.
We starting some shit tonight,man.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Well, this is the Shits podcast.
I guess we're going to makesure it live up to his name
tonight.
Baby, you invited the right one.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm with the shit, so .
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I went up and I think I was like five minutes in and
next day, you know, I just I hada ball.
I got a standing ovation thatnight too.
It was so crazy, like, and Iwas up there and it's so funny
because, um, on my anniversary,the dude who owned the club at
the time, my ex husband's friendhe posted both of the pictures
(22:18):
from the first night.
I did comedy Recently.
Yes, I was like, oh my God, howy'all got them pictures, like
it was so cool.
I was like, oh my God, and hereI am stealing all Puma From
head to toe, consistent,consistent, still rocking Puma,
right Started in this age.
(22:40):
So if you see anybody rockingPuma, heavy, you know where they
got it, you know where they gotit from no but and then that's
just.
You know, not the little one,not the little one, but I just
been.
I've been doing comedy eversince and I absolutely
positively love it.
Like if you told me six yearsago I'd be doing comedy and be
(23:02):
doing it with some of the peoplethat I'm doing it with.
Um, I've shared the stage withsome of the people.
I've shared the stage with him,comedian hamburger.
I think that was yeah.
I did a show in Jersey with himabout three years ago for
Father's Day and he rememberedme.
So when he came to Chicago hehit me up like come, come to
(23:22):
Riddles and do some time with me.
I'm like what, for real?
Are you serious?
Okay, I'm on my way and youknow he don't curse, he don't,
he don't curse.
No, I thought he was on DefComedy Jamie cursed that's his
(23:42):
curse word.
Okay, his name is his curse word.
Okay, His name is his curseword.
You know he also.
He did the voice for that manon the Simpsons right, the old
guy on the Simpsons with the hat.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, the big cowboy hat Yep, damn that should have
been.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And yeah, man, I did a show with him, so I've been
blessed.
In my six years I've beenproducing my own show, so I've
been able to, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So when is the next show?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
November 3rd.
That's the one I'm hosting withBig Keef, pretty Skinny and
Carrie, and then I just putanother show together that a guy
asked me to do after he saw meat an open mic and he loved me,
me so much, he asked me to put ashow together that's going to
be at Carlisle September 28th.
I'm hosting it and it's just me, sheree Luckett and Jeff B.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I got a couple other shows.
I'm going out of town withSheree.
I got a couple shows booked, soI got some stuff.
That's what's up.
I got some stuff coming up.
I'm working on, working on myspecial for next year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
so that's dope shit for my seventh year um, do you
think?
Well, I'm sorry, let me ask youthis what do you think defines
you?
What do you think defines you?
What gives you, what gives youyour identity?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
you should have sent me this question, you should
have prepared me.
This should have been aquestion I should have been able
to think about but that's why Iask it now, because this, this
is all.
I feel like a jeopardy.
Clock should go.
That could help me.
Now you know what?
(25:26):
Probably my personality and myenergy, though like the same way
you on stage.
I'm just one thing about Marnieif you really know me is I'm
always consistently me you aregenuine.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'm always consistently me.
You, you are you are genuine.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm always consistently me and most people
I appreciate that.
And most people, some peopleain't gonna like me.
I feel like them.
The people with bad spirits andbad energy.
Some some yes, something wrongwith you, not because I'm
perfect, but if the majority ofthe people tell me it's my
(26:08):
energy, yeah before anything.
God bless you if they tell meit's my energy.
Before anything yeah what elsedo I have to go off of?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I mean, you know what I'm saying and that's what I
feel.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I feel like it's I mean cause I'm?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I light up a room and not cause you light skinned and
not just because I'm highyellow absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
But I feel like I can bring a different energy to, I
agree to a room, so I feel likethat allows me to even here,
just for to a room.
So I feel like that allows meto even here, just for a prime
example.
I did that open mic two weeksago at Manning's.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Island Bar and.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Grill Just popped up only female other than Shemeika
Finley-Holston.
I got up there and rocked thecrowd right.
The dude came up to me andafter it was over and Remy asked
him like you, like Marnie?
You thought she was funny.
He was like man, if I'm beinghonest.
She made the room, she broughtthe energy like she made.
(27:17):
It was an open light.
He was like she made it.
You know she made it feel good,right, like he was, like she
was the funniest one yeah I wasjust like I was.
It was quite a few of us thereyeah you know what I'm saying,
so to hear that.
That's why what other people orcomedians will be like I'm not
(27:41):
funny.
Everybody not gonna always beeverybody brand of funny that's
true.
That's why they say comedy issubjective.
It's gonna be some people thatmight not find me funny.
It's gonna be some peoplethat's gonna find me fucking
hilarious.
It's gonna be people that ain'tgonna find other comics funny.
Just like everybody don't findKevin Hart funny, everybody
don't find Dave Chappelle funny,so it needs million
(28:04):
billionaires.
You know these.
They dudes rich.
You think they care?
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
They money speaking volumes for whether people, how
funny they are or are not Ithink everybody find donald
trump funny, especially when westart talking about them dogs
okay there's a clown.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know the people over there they're eating.
They're eating the cats andthey're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
They're eating the dogs.
I watched that shit.
I was like is this motherfucker?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
just saying that, man , how could these people want
this man to run the country?
He is like a toddler.
He is like an overgrown toddlerrunning around in a walker who
they didn't let loose.
He just finally learned how towalk in this walker and they
just cut him loose.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Now he can make decisions.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why would they want this man to make decisions for
all of us?
What is wrong with?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
them Right.
Even the dogs is like.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
The black people that's pro-Trump that's a whole
another story okay, all rightanyway.
So yes, I love comedy and Iwould die doing comedy.
I hope I die on stage.
If I do, I want to die doingcomedy okay, I love it that much
what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
what do you?
Okay, what do you?
What do you think?
Could you say comedy issubjective, right?
What do you?
What do you think?
Because you said comedy issubjective, right?
What do you think when you hearpeople say there are no
attractive, funny femalecomedians who be saying that?
I've heard people say that,though.
I've heard.
Well, matter of fact, we had,we had Stephanie Robinson on the
(29:43):
show and she said that people,like she've heard people say
that, like, people feel that way, like there are no hilarious,
attractive female comedians,like.
When you hear that, what isyour thought?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I should have said this question too.
I know I mean okay, so I don't,I think I'm okay.
I do too, but I get a lot ofpeople that say otherwise okay.
I've been told I'm hilarious.
(30:23):
I've been told I'm hilarious.
I've been told I'm cute.
So that can't be quite true.
They not talking about me.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm cute and funny we could get back to this, that's
interesting shout out to all themotherfuckers out there man,
that are attractive and funny,and Marnie P Yo Scraffin
checking in from InglewoodMotherfucker, you know I'm with
(30:59):
the shits.
Yeah, we are not back at theShits Podcast, and I really
think this might be the episodewhere we are truly starting some
shit, uh-huh, straight up.
So what a starting shit noiseso the question was what do you
feel when you hear the, when youhear people say there are no
(31:23):
attractive, hilarious femalecomedians?
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And then so, but we're speaking on a national
level correct.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, let's talk on a national level.
On a mainstream level,commercial level, put it like
that.
Who can I mean like as a woman,as a woman, a woman who would
you?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
name.
I mean monique is beautiful, Imonique is beautiful, okay I
didn't say she wasn't I?
I think monique is beautiful umsome more is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Definitely some more probably be the top one um.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Adele is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Adele is beautiful.
Okay, I didn't say yes or no.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I just said okay, I'm trying to think of some more
females.
Who else I can't think of?
No more females off the topright now, but it's funny, you
said that because you wouldn'tsay Tiffany Haddish.
She still doing comedy.
I ain't seen her, but yeah,tiffany is a beautiful woman.
(32:33):
Absolutely, okay, absolutely.
I just forgot about her.
What's the other one, melanieCamacho.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh duh, Now I mean, but that's one that I would have
probably asked if she's stilldoing comedy, because I haven't
really seen anything.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I've seen.
Yeah, I've seen her.
It's probably been a few months, but I mean, I don't have it.
It was probably somebody else.
I knew who.
I saw they flyer.
But um, it's funny, you saidthat because I've been judged by
people like, oh, you do comedy,like looking at me, like I was
(33:17):
on the show, and where was we at?
We was like an hour some awayand I was like, and and I was,
we had to use this one bath onbecause the other one was down.
Yeah, we all had to.
So we was in this line waitingon them, on the people, to come
out.
So I'm standing in line and Ihad on this all black outfit of
(33:38):
course it was a two piece, ofcourse the pants was fitting or
whatever.
The dude walked up and he sizedme up, looked me up and down
and, okay, you.
What did he say to me?
I ain't never seen you out herebefore.
You new out here, you newaround here.
I'm like no, I'm here, I'm whoyou came to see.
(33:59):
He like what you mean.
I said you came to see thiscomedy show, right?
He like what you mean.
I said you came to see thiscomedy show, right?
He like yeah.
I said and I pointed to theflyer like I'm who you Like.
Look at this me, that's you.
I'm like yeah.
He like, oh damn, you acomedian.
I never seen a comedian.
I said yeah, why, I never seena comedian?
(34:21):
Look like you before.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
See that.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I said what you mean.
Look like me.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Why do you think that is, though, like, why do you,
why do you think people havethat kind of perception?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
because I've been told by some of the male
comedians that people don'tequate cute to funny.
Really hmm, yeah, why not,though I have the slightest idea
because I mean, I guess that'ssomething to dig into, but I
don't know like to do like ablind study type thing to see
(34:54):
why.
Why would people think thatcute people can't be funny like
I would?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
think that's what make a attractive and see,
that's the thing, though.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's that's where people don't realize that pretty
privilege can be a adisadvantage to elaborate and
people don't realize that, um,sometimes, being pretty, is it
it?
It works against you.
Like, tell me how, like like,because sometimes, instead of
(35:25):
people wanting to really get toknow you, they just see they so
uh they just that.
That's what I'm looking forsuperficial, superficial very
superficial, it's just they justsee the outer appearance so
it's just like, for instance,I'm.
I don't like being called sexyall the time.
If you tell me once don't,don't do it all day, don't do,
(35:52):
don't keep saying it, saying it,saying it, saying it, saying it
, saying it, saying it, sayingit like it's, I'm sure other
women feel this way.
If you ask, I'm sure, becauseit's like you can overdo it with
the compliment.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like okay, I get it,but what else about me now?
Okay, you didn't compliment mefive times on how cute I am, I
get you think.
(36:13):
Okay, now you like my eyes?
Right about my head.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You know what I'm saying?
Well, my personality.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You want to.
You want to feel like you seesomething else, something other
than, yes, my sex appeal.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that's what like on thedating websites.
I was on the dating websitesfor a minute and, baby, I don't
care what the picture look likethey oh, hey, sexy, I'm like
okay.
And then I respond hey, sexy,you said that already and I call
me by my name.
It's right there on the profile.
Say something else, it was justit, just so.
(36:52):
It's like I feel like sometimesI can get over sexual a lot okay
, if that makes sense so it getsto a point where it's just like
you just want people to see youfor something other than your
image.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, so it's just like you just want people to see
you for something other thanyour, your image, yeah, so it's
like it.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So again, that's why pretty privilege can work
sometimes.
It can definitely work for you,right, definitely has worked to
my advantage, absolutely.
But it has also worked.
I'm higher, okay, I'm hired,okay, oh, thanks.
Thank you so much.
Oh shucks, I appreciate it.
I don't know nothing.
Don't worry about that degree,don't worry about it, don't
(37:29):
worry about it.
You said you went to school fortwo weeks.
Oh, okay, that's cool, right,right.
So it's just like prettyprivilege has its advantages and
its disadvantages.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Okay, and people always feel like it's you know
even though I don't think thereare any ugly people that would
say that.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But go ahead though this is coming from a pretty
person, though, like and I'msitting here saying it like a
lot of other people, you knowI'm saying some people I've
talked to women that haveadmitted it like how, yeah,
because again you, you know, thefirst thing is you want, you
know what I'm saying most men,just most men, just want to fuck
(38:07):
.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
You know so she bowed that she's most men just want
to fuck.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
So she said I can say it, but you know I said so.
It's just like you just want tobe.
You know, you just want to makesure people see you for who you
are and for there's layers tome it's more like for what you
are instead of who you are.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You know what I'm saying, Because people don't see
who you are.
It's like I don't know, but no,you're right.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm sorry.
There's layers to a lot ofpeople so but, I mean.
So I think for me, like incomedy, the men might book me
before the women, though Really,come on now, see, gotta be girl
power, woman power, I want tosay woman power.
(38:58):
I mean, I've been doing comedysix years.
It's some people I've neverbeen comedy six years, some
people I've never been able toshare the stage with that will
book me.
I don't know.
Maybe they just don't think I'mfunny.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
They wrong about that .
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That's the subjective part.
That's the subjective part.
Maybe I'm not funny enough, Idon't know.
But then I've also had some ofthe male comedians say sometimes
it could be intimidation.
I don't know how true that is,I don't know what it is, because
it's harder for us as women, sowhy make it harder for me?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
why not?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
reach for each other.
If we have opportunities thatwe can give each other, because
the men definitely gonna reachfor each other.
If we have opportunities thatwe can give each other, because
the men definitely gonna reachfor each other.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Pause.
No, you said, the men gonnareach for each other.
I said pause.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I'm talking about as far as a comedy, like they will
book each other in a heartbeatAin't on.
None of that, I'm not.
You know what I'm saying.
If that's the mentality, Idon't really know what it is,
but I just know that, like Imean for me, it's for me, though
at the end of the day, I guessthat's just what it really is,
but it right.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
No, I get what you're saying pretty is good, pretty
is bad sometimes it's subjectivedefinitely subjective.
I've always said, I've alwaysbelieved that, uh, attractive
people always have an advantageover shit.
You know, I'm saying becauseyou being attractive compared to
(40:36):
not being attractive can be thedifference between a h and r
call for sexual harassment.
You know, I'm saying like,saying Like real talk, yeah, hey
yo, we got to take a break realquick.
Hey yo shout out to all themotherfuckers out there man
that's, you know, doing theirthing and giving compliments to
people, but you look like I'mnot going to even go there.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Hey, man, it's the Shits Podcast.
Man, it's the Shits.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
This is comedian Marnie P checking in from the
Shits Podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in the back of the ShitsPodcast.
We are kicking it with thephenomenal and the hilarious
Marnie P, and I wanna make surey'all check this out.
Check out this merch, though.
This is Adia League apparel.
Adia League apparel.
This shirt is banging.
I'm about to wear this,motherfucker.
I'm going to wear it to work.
(41:26):
I'm dead ass serious.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'm proud of what you do.
Don't go getting it dirty.
You got to do something thatyou can't get it dirty.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I don't work hard.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, all right then, I work hard enough, as long
as't work hard, I mean Well, allright then I work hard enough.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I work hard enough.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I mean, as long as you work hard, don't get your
shirt dirty, knock yourself out.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's all I'm asking .
Let me ask you.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Make sure you send a picture to me too, got you?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Got you Okay.
Have you ever seen a healthyrelationship?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Healthy as, in long-term, healthy.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh, I mean like healthy period, a healthy
relationship.
You know, what's crazy aboutthat Is that not only do a lot
of us, especially black people,not only do a lot of us get
stumped on that question, but wehave to always ask for the
clarification, the criteria.
(42:31):
You know.
I'm saying because, think aboutit, if somebody just say, if
you did, or if somebody asks you, you ever seen, you ever seen a
nice car?
You'd be like yeah I just seena motherfucking red uh kia.
You know somebody was stealingthat bitch, but you know what?
I'm saying but when somebodyasks you have you ever seen a
healthy relationship?
It's like like what do you mean?
(42:54):
You know, I'm saying I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
well, because not personally, within my family, if
I'm being honest, because thereis that was only one other
person in my family that wasstill married and her husband
passed away.
So everybody else is damn Crazy.
(43:25):
Well, you know what?
My cousins my cousins she's adoctor and her husband worked at
the steel mill.
They've been together sincebefore I was born.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And they're still together.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Okay, so you've seen one.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
So I have seen one and I mean I guess I could say I
have now on the outside lookingin, I haven't seen the issues.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But my neighbors across the street.
Yeah, if I have to base it offof that, you base it off
longevity.
Yeah, I mean because you neverreally know what's going on
inside of somebody's marriageanyway.
But if you figure it's healthyenough for them to be together
30, my dad and his my bonus momare still together.
(44:12):
My sister is 30, did you saybonus mom yeah what is that?
Cause I don't, I'm not gonnacall her my step mom.
They've been together over 30years.
I don't.
She's my bonus mama.
Okay, yeah, that's a new term.
No, it's not really new, it'sjust the first time you heard it
.
It's not new.
Like you don't hear peoplecalling like, instead of saying,
(44:36):
step kids, they might be likemy bonus kids, I've kids, they
might be like my bonus kids.
I've never heard that.
I've never heard, really never.
Well, you welcome, I justlearned you sign.
Don't say I see and see, it wasa reason I was I was.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
I learned you something.
It might not have beenimportant at the moment.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I like, yeah, people say that all the time
like bonus dad, a bonus likewhen they don't want to use,
like that step kid or stepbrother or they might just say
sister or brother, but if theydon't wanna use, like that step
kid or step brother or theymight just say sister or brother
, but if they don't they'll saylike bonus mom or bonus dad or
bonus sister.
Yeah, instead of saying step,okay, all right, cool, again, my
daddy been with his wife.
(45:15):
How old is my little sister?
35, 35?
So they been together for along time.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like I mean and, andthey've had their issues yeah
absolutely, but they workthrough it they work through
it so that's the healthy part.
(45:36):
So that's why I'm saying likeof course all marriages have
relate, have I mean problems andissues they're going to have.
You know you're going to fallin and out of love.
Some marriages can survivethose periods.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's all of what you do in between.
To get back to, that person.
Loving that person, being inlove with that person, falling
in love with that person again.
So if you manage to be 35, 40,50 years, that's a long time, or
you just absolutely hate thisperson and you didn't spend your
(46:14):
whole life with them.
Now that's just ridiculous.
So you got to love this personenough to work through the
problems to be together thatlong.
So that's the healthy part.
So I mean, if we, being honest,we've all seen some type of
healthy relationship, if it hasthe longevity regardless to.
(46:38):
If you know all the fights, thecheating that they went on, they
managed yeah that's a hey.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's dope as hell.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Trust my perspective.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
That's dope as hell.
Okay, okay.
So we got this thing on theshow, right.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Uh-oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
So it's called.
It's called what If it's called?
What If?
So just reach in there and pullout one of those post-its what?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
if I don't wanna, I probably couldn't have read it
anyway.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I got my glasses on so here is, here's the what if.
What if you spelled God as dogand dog were the higher power?
What if?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What if dogs were our holy savior?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What if?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Why did I have to put that I need a repeat?
Edit this one out.
Um, yeah, I don't know how toanswer that very hypothetical.
I don't know how to answer howI would be answering to a dog,
because I would just the thoughtof it make me feel away really
(47:59):
Really Having to answer to a dog.
They can't even Can they talk.
Can I get a?
I need like.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
That's the thing.
But they can't talk.
None of that.
But what have we looked at?
But what have we looked at them?
Or we looked at dogs as thehigher power?
What if?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Well, dogs are kind, dogs are loving unconditionally.
Sometimes dogs, dogs, some dogscan't tell when you sick.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
They know when you sick, they know when you sad.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
They might have some sort of connection to the higher
power.
I don't know about answering tothem, though.
They can be like his assistantor somebody like his little
elves.
Like you know what I'm saying,like Santa Claus had elves, they
could be like little godlets orsomething, but godlets godlets,
(48:54):
hey, we on the road we gotbonus.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Mom godlets, what the hell we been talking about King
Day.
We talked about the G.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Hey, this has been an interesting episode.
Fall Range, faa.
Wait, did I say that's not FCC?
Right, I'm calling the airlinepeople up for him.
I'm coming out another gang,you know.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Hey, who them niggas?
Have you ever forgot a joke,mirrisho?
It just got totally stomped andit was like fuck, you forgot
the whole bit.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I have, but it might not have just necessarily been
due to me forgetting.
It might have been like somecrowd work type stuff happened.
But I have definitely forgottena joke.
I just kind of knowing my crazybutt, I might have said oh man,
y'all, what was I just talkingabout?
(49:58):
Like I mean, I asked the crowdlike y'all, y'all just made me
forget what I was talking about.
Now, what did I just say?
That's a good way to play itoff.
And then the crowd, somebody aholla.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
You was saying See, you got them engaged, so it
fucking worked.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Or I'll be like y'all , or I'll just flip it and just
go into something else if Irealize that I forgot, depending
on what I was saying.
If I don't actually remember,I'll just try to go to what I
think might be the closest thingthat'll make sense coming out
my mouth next, that's that's.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I'm not, I'm not fucking touching that.
I'm not fucking touching that,I'm not fucking touching that
one.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Hey yo, I gotta take a break real quick.
Hey yo, shout out to everybodywho thought what the fuck I
thought when she didn't justheard that shit.
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Alright, fuck it.
(51:03):
We are now back in the shitpodcast, where we ain't shooting
the shit, starting some shit orpicking up what you left off.
And we are here with thephenomenal and hilarious marnie
p and uh, okay, so do you think?
And it's my okay seriousquestion.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Okay, serious question All right.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
So you got somebody that you really really like,
really digging them right.
Like you, you're in love withhim.
You know what I'm saying.
He give you everything.
He provide everything to youthat you feel you need, right?
I've been together for a whileand then you find out that he's
(51:46):
a bucket boy.
So like he be on like 87th orlike Stone Island, playing like
in the buckets you know what I'msaying like he just like he
even throw the stick in the airlike catch the shit, boom.
You know what I'm saying.
So that's his thing.
Can you stay with him?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
so I'm giving him points because he can throw his
sticks up in the air.
Okay, I just wanted to makesure I got that part, um the
thing is, is he a bucky boy?
Speaker 1 (52:13):
so he's like, can you stay with him because you, like
we said, he already he's.
He's a person that you feellike gives you what you need
emotionally, may not be able toget what you need, you feel like
gives you what you needemotionally, may not be able to
get you what you needfinancially, but he gives you
what you need emotionally, likeyou feel secure with him, you
feel safe with him, but he's abucket boy.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Can you stay with him ?
It's a no for me.
What I am, 48 years old, ain'tno on God's green earth my grown
self is dealing with.
No dude.
They get up every day, takesome buckets and go sit out.
He got a car.
How he get to this corner tobeat the buckets because I'm not
(52:54):
driving him, so how he get inthere?
So he got a car.
He need to use that same carand that gas in that time to go
drive to a job.
So again, it's a no for me, dog.
I got three sons.
Ain't no way in hell or heavenor in between.
(53:17):
I'm going to date no man and mykids looking at me like I'm a
whole half a star out here.
So now what?
Me and my man pulling up, we doa duet.
I'm doing comedy, he beatingbuckets, he doing my intro every
time I come out and he throwthe stick in the air.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot he got acrobaticsticks.
He throw the stick in the air.
(53:38):
Yeah, my son is enough for me.
Yeah, but just emotionally Ishould be able to find somebody
that could probably now I saythis if he could go get a job
what if he don't?
want to.
No, that ain't gonna work.
Then it's no for me, dog, mybutt ain't no butt.
(54:01):
He could kiss my butt if hedon't go, get no damn job.
I'm not that you can't beemotionally handling me, but you
out there beating on bucketsafter we finish washing you,
taking our empty buckets,cleaning them out.
Baby, I'm going, and I knowthat this man driving to the
(54:21):
city going to sit on the cornerman ain't no way.
Hell, my son.
I don't care how you phrase thequestion.
Baby, you can have God himselfcome down here sitting in that
chair.
Ask me, and I'ma still tell Godyou're not going unless this man
securing both of us a spot inheaven for sure, no matter what
(54:44):
I do, it's a no for me.
Dog, would you?
Would you date a prostitute ifyou knew she was getting up and
going out, and but that's atotally different thing though
he ain't messing with nobodyelse.
He's beating on the buckets,yeah you right, but that was all
I had at the time.
He ain't messing with nobodyelse.
He was beating on the buckets.
Yeah, you right, but that wasall I had at the time, so that
(55:08):
was all I had, but it's still ano for me.
I said no.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
No, okay, I'm finna be flirty.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Now he get robbed For his money and his buckets.
He out there competing with theyounger guys.
Now they done.
Stuck him up, man.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Alright, your top Top five comedians, female or male,
dead or alive, top five.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, dion, dion, Dion
, dion, dion, me, me and me andme.
Let's see so, Moms Mabley.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Red Fox.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Um Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Hmm, so you weren't going to order.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Okay, okay, I was just asking.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Because I know I mean .
So I like Moms.
Maybe because I like whencomedy was it was necessary
storytelling you couldn't see.
It was on the radio, so you hadto listen.
So they forced you to imaginewhat they was talking about.
You know what I'm saying.
(56:39):
So it forced you to have to useyour imagination, even though,
like when you watch a comedy onstage, now they can be active
and move.
Kevin Hart, yeah, I do it.
If I do my white people joke, Imight fall on the floor six
times like how do white women doin the scary movies?
Oh yeah, so now you canactually see it.
But back then you had to tellstories.
(57:02):
You know what?
I'm saying they were morestorytellers back then, so
that's why I appreciate itcomedy from back in that era
where it was more storytellingum, um kevin hart.
No, I'm sorry, I'm lying.
I'm sorry, not kevin katwilliams.
I don't really have too manyfemales on my list at the moment
(57:24):
.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I know it's terrible, but I mean, it's the way you
feel it is unapologetic oh,absolutely unapologetic.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Who gonna fight me?
Cause they not my favoritecomedian?
Speaker 1 (57:40):
nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can
probably go be with one of themones that's not my favorite
comedian.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can
probably go be with one of them,ones that's not my favorite
comedian, and they can figure itout together.
Because nah we not finna do it.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Right, okay, shit, I feel you, I feel you.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Alright, so I can tell he didn't take his medicine
today.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I'm listening alright , so we got another portion of
the show.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
It ain't bad every time he say that it's bad.
No, it's not and it gets worsenot at all, you know what they
say if you stay ready, you ain'tgotta get ready.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
I stay ready for anything, baby hey, that's what
the buggy boys say.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
I'm gonna um just to his other boo, to his real boo,
all right, we're going into it.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
This is hold on my bad.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
I should have been ready uh oh, I gotta stay ready,
uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Who said Okay, all right, cool, we are going into
what we call.
This is the game portion of theshow, and the game this week is
called first of all, and thecontestant this week, or
(59:00):
participant this week, is thehilarious Marnie P and Don't
Focus Bucket Boys, um.
So the game is easy, very easyto do, and if y'all hear anybody
do this game On any otherpodcast, stop shitting up their
heads, cause it's only done onthis podcast.
It's real easy to do, alright,so now you got a minute To
(59:22):
answer these, right, you answerhow you feel.
There's no correct.
I mean, it's correct for you,whatever you feel.
You know I'm saying.
The thing is you want to try toget as many as possible.
Okay, got it, you ready ready,freddie all right, quickest way
to get fired show up intoxicatedquickest way to get hired lay
(59:44):
on your resume quickest way toget robbed be in the wrong
neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Quickest way to get blocked send a dick pic.
Damn why you shaking your headat me like that.
Damn.
Quickest way to get famous Sucksome dick Quickest way to be
(01:00:13):
misunderstood.
Suck the wrong dick.
Nah Okay, nah okay.
The quickest way to bemisunderstood is to tell the
truth damn quickest way to getsome head give me some hey, hey,
(01:00:45):
why the hell?
Every time I look over Decalike we gonna have to scratch
this whole episode.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
The part that really fucked me up is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You said the quickest way to be misunderstood is to
tell the truth.
That's the shit that fucked meup like that.
But that the quickest way to bemisunderstood is to tell the
truth.
That's the shit that fucked meup like that.
But that's the way you feel.
I think that was about seven yoshout out to all the
motherfuckers out there tellingthe truth and being
misunderstood and sending dickpics.
And man, this is just podcast,man we'll be back, wait, but we
ain't talking about because yousaid anyway, we are now back at
(01:01:26):
the Shiz Podcast starring someshit or picking up what she left
off and we doing all that shittonight.
We are starring some shit anddefinitely picking up what she
left off.
So we were talking about dickpics and then she said her mouth
was like a can of oil.
I don't want to.
I'm talking about slick Slick.
I don't want to correlate thetwo.
(01:01:46):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
But do as you please, sir.
I just said what I said, but Ihave, I'm just saying Everything
you just said.
All right, anyway.
Hey, it's your man, you'regoing to do what you want to do
with it anyway.
So, man, can you tell me whatto do?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
So you being a female comedian, and I must say, a
hilarious female comedian- Thankyou.
So I got to go there.
So have you received randomdick pics from dick pics.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Baby, yeah, and listen, the audacity not just to
send it, but to send it like,like you should have.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You should have.
You're a grower, not a shower,so you should have waited until
it grow before you sent thepicture, because how would you
have sent something like that?
Like you're gonna reallyembarrass yourself.
Like it's you lucky I'm notdirty, because I was.
I was mad, though, like youwasted.
(01:02:52):
I mean it wasn't even.
I mean I didn't ask for it, butyou sent me this shit.
You wasted my time, girl, lookat this.
I had to show somebody.
Girl, do you?
I'm talking about standingthere like damn, damn, damn dog.
(01:03:15):
I don't even want to think aboutit.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I don't even want to think about it.
I'm sorry you right.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I'm sorry I shouldn't have did it, but I don't even
want to think about it.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
I'm sorry I shouldn't have didit, but I'm just saying you
really sent that.
You wasn't embarrassed.
You didn't think twice beforeyou took that and sent it on
purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, with confidence .
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
It wasn't me, no, it wasn't you.
I mean with all confidence.
And I'm just sitting here, likeyou know how you put the air in
the balloon and then you justfucked up your whole day yeah,
like I was sad and depressedwhen I was talking about my man.
12 definitely had me on thedown day.
(01:03:54):
First body asked for this, butthen this is what you send right
, so that I guess that's anotherthing that separates.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I've gotten random.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
They do it.
Oh, they just be more thancomedians.
Just dudes wake up in themorning like ah snap, I'm seeing
.
Now you want to see this In themorning wood Like ha ha Post
this Right, like you, just goodmorning, beautiful Grand Rising
Queen.
(01:04:24):
You're like you couldn't send mea good morning meme.
Like you couldn't send me onewith the sun on it and a cup of
coffee.
Like like, ah, okay, I guess Ishould be grateful you thought
of me, huh, well, it depends,it's subjective, it's a no for
me, dog man, women really don'tlike unsolicited dick pics.
(01:04:50):
I'm just gonna keep it 100 withyou.
Like y'all, cut that corny shitout.
Like for real.
We don't like it.
We don't like it if we fuckingwith you already.
That's one thing.
But just you, just because youfeeling us through Facebook and
like us on pictures, don't meanI, and because you done loved a
few posts and I done thanked you, don't mean that that's the
(01:05:10):
open door to be like, oh, shefrom every angle.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
This motherfucker worried from behind.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I'm telling her I like oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Look at that Like look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Watch me Look my new hands.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
This nigga set up the tripod.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I'm talking about who my mama Like and set the timer
Because he had to get that pose.
That's right, but yeah, Ididn't got any ladies.
I mean, man, I'm just saying wereally don't like unsolicited
(01:05:52):
dick pics.
So cut the corny ish out,please, and thank you.
It should be 2025, especiallyif you a grower, not a show.
At least wait till you grow,rub it out.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Hey, y'all check it out this has been fast,
especially if you a grower, nota show.
At least wait till you grow,Rub it out.
Hey, y'all check it out.
This has been like superawesome, Marnie.
Let them know what you gotcoming up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I'm on Pornhub.
I love looking over there atDeca just like, oh my god, no,
not again.
Um, again, I got um.
I got, uh, november 3rd.
I got September 28th.
(01:06:33):
I'll be at Carlisle's.
That's 206, 20600 TorranceAvenue.
Um Carlisle's tequila Bar.
It's a dope little spot to goto.
Anyway, that's November, that'sSeptember 28th, and November
3rd I'm going to be in Hammond.
I don't know the address.
It's a new place.
That's something I produced andhosted.
Actually, I produced and hostedboth these shows.
(01:06:53):
I got some other stuff comingup.
I got dates in my calendar.
Y'all Just follow me and I'llpost everything.
Can I follow you on tiktok,instagram, facebook, cash app
zelle um, I love the way shethrew it out there.
(01:07:14):
I'm on facebook.
Comedian marnie m-a-r-n-i-p.
I'm on.
That's the same on tiktok,facebook and instagram.
Y'all follow me.
I'm finna.
Drop something tonight for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I gotta hit y'all with this.
I don't know who need to hearthis, but take that L as a
lesson, not a loss.
Look at it as something youprobably needed to experience
for you to get the message,because obviously you wasn't
getting the message before.
You know what I'm saying.
So for some of y'all, y'allprobably experienced some shit
(01:07:41):
and y'all probably feel likeit's a big loss.
Look at that shit as a lesson.
Unless you didn't get like 10round dick pics, that's probably
an L.
God damn it.
There's no lesson in that.
Also, if the environment isuncomfortable that you are in
and you can't change it, thenget the fuck up out of it
(01:08:01):
straight up.
You know what I'm saying.
Just leave.
I'm also going to leave y'allwith.
Make sure y'all come throughSaturday September 21st at
Signature Sports Bar, 3215 UnionAvenue in Steger, illinois.
I believe I will be performinga set that night about two,
three songs.
You know what I'm'm saying.
Back on my music shit also wantto let y'all know make fans,
(01:08:24):
not followers.
Followers will get you clout,but fans will get you work.
Also, trust the process.
Nothing happens overnight.
The only thing that happensovernight is dreaming and
slobbing and eventually you geta dick pic at some point.
Y'all can follow me on Instagramat the shits podcast.
My son's to ride.
(01:08:44):
That's s-t-a-r-a-w.
Motherfuckers always butcheringmy last name it's to ride
s-t-a-r-a-w say it one more time.
There you go, s-t-a-r-a-w-r.
I'm on Instagram, facebook,tiktok, what else?
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Pornhub.
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
See, I know he was on Pornhub too.
I thought that was your profile.
I scrolled back.
That was my dick pic.
I saw the MS on him.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He's looking at the grave.
His initial.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Okay, anyway y'all, hey, this has been a wonderful
show.
Shout out to my man, decker,durs Decker.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Decker.
Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Decker has so much to do with all this shit, not just
on the podcasting side, on thevideo side, on the music side.
Hey, man, and y'all be on thelookout.
What is she doing?
Hey, y'all, make sure y'all beon the lookout for my girl,
marnie P.
She is fucking hilarious.
Naturally, genuinely, you knowwhat I'm saying and y'all make
sure y'all check out the merch.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Adio.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
League.
You just did that shit becauseyou want to show your breasts
off.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
Adio League.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all make sure y'all.
It was just.
She gonna be mad with one of usin dick pics.
(01:10:10):
Ain't gonna do it.
Anyway.
Y'all make sure y'all check outthe shits podcast on Spotify,
apple Podcast, anywhere you getyour podcasts at, and we'll
holler at y'all later.
We up out here, peace.
no-transcript.
So I get the chance this timeto chop it up with her.
She is a hilarious comedian.
She has a clothing line, aclothing apparel.
Ain't know what I'm saying.
She's just an all around goodperson.
Y'all make sure y'all give itup for the one, the only, barney
.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's up everybody?
Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey yo.
So before we go any further,before we go any further, hey, I
gotta make sure I announce this.
Hey, yo, if you are somebodyout there that feel like you
just need somebody to talk to ona 24-hour basis.
You know what I'm saying.
You're going through some shit.
You feel anxiety, you'refeeling depression, you're
feeling suicidal, whatever thecase may be, ayo, I can call
(01:15):
this number 708-524-2582.
No, that is not my number.
You can't just call me.
I'm just saying there arepeople put in this place to call
that they can answer that call24 7.
So if you need those therapysessions, those on the spot you
can schedule to come in,whatever, give them a call if
you need somebody to talk to.
(01:36):
Also, mad shout outs to gnmcbrand and clothing Yo, dope
apparel.
Y'all make sure y'all Google it.
That is G-N-M-C BrandingClothing Dope apparel.
Dope hats, dope shirts.
Also, y'all make sure y'all beon the lookout for, out of your
League Apparel my girl, warnie P, out of your League Apparel
(01:59):
Cause.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Adia Adia, not Adia Adia, league Adia.
Say it again Adia O-U-T-A, adiaLeague, adia League, apparently
Adia yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Y'all make sure y'all hit that up, all right, all
right.
So, marnie, yes, yes, since youare the guest this week, we'd
like to do a check-in with theguest.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm good, I could complain, but why it ain't going
to do no good.
I'm good, my kids in college,I'm part-time, empty nesting
again.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Part-time empty nesting.
Explain that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Because they come back home from college.
They're not all the way goneyet.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know so right.
So wait, wait, wait.
So now that you be part-time,empty nesting, it's only so much
you could do, as you know whatI'm saying, as in A boy mom.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
When they all at home , yeah, but when they not home,
you can do what you want to do.
It's unlimited.
Like Okay, hey, hey, hey, don'tcome in now.
Hey, I ain't saying nothing, Ijust your imagination.
Take you where you will andwill.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm just saying Some people shouldn't do that.
Their imagination take them along way.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, hey, if they got time for a trip pack a bag
got time for a trip
Speaker 1 (03:25):
pack a bag also we like to do.
What we like to do on the showis I know you are a phenomenal
comedian, so you an artist.
You an entertainer.
So I always like to ask thisquestion what are you working on
?
What I say working on, I don'tmean like your art, I mean like
yourself.
What are you working on?
This don't mean like your art,I mean like yourself.
What are you working on thisweek?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
on myself yeah um, I mean technically really just
being better than I wasyesterday like that makes sense?
Um, because one thing about meis so I'll take care of business
, right yeah, but I'm a slightprocrastinator.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm glad you was honest about that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm a Virgo.
I ain't going to say nothingabout all Virgos, so I mean I'm
not saying all Virgos, but I'msaying me this one.
But once I get to the business,that's it.
It's just a done deal.
It might take you a while notall the time.
For some stuff, maybe or Imight start it, and that just
(04:34):
depends on what it is.
It might take me a minute toget back to it, but and again
just for some stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sometimes so what's top priority?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
for me personally, for some stuff sometimes.
So what's that priority For mePersonally?
Personally, first and foremost,my mental health.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like just you know mentally being, you know in a
good place, because if you ain'tmentally in a good place,
nothing else is gonna make sensenothing else is gonna work.
Nothing else is gonna makesense, because if you're
depressed or unhappy, everythingis gonna.
(05:18):
You're gonna feel likeeverything is wrong.
Everything is going wrong,nothing, even if it's going
right, it's still going wrong inyour eyes.
And I don't.
I've never been diagnosed withdepression, but the doctor told
me a while ago I had seasonaldepression.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, okay.
So how did you take that?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean, but that just it's, it's just like.
So I mean, and I think it'sthink it's probably a lot of
people got it, don't realize,especially like in the
wintertime.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, especially in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Especially in Chicago .
The wintertime is depressing.
It's a motherfucker.
You got to go outside andshovel 12 feet of snow.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Somebody came along, took your furniture off the spot
.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You know what I'm saying.
They stole your furniture andyour spot.
They didn't even leave yourstuff outside.
They took it.
I don't love Cedar, you knowwhat I'm saying.
I'm too mad.
You had your recliner and yourottoman out there and they came.
They came and took it.
Right, it's in the house dryingoff in that crib.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I said what am I spotting?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They in there with a blow dryer.
Blow dryer your couch out.
No, but just I mean becausethat's and I say that because
it's hard being black in Americatoday.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
God damn, it's hard being black in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
In Chicago, but it's hard being black in America.
And then I'm a mom of threeblack boys.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Ooh, god, bless you God bless you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So that complicates it just a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay.
So that means you got to workharder, or do you feel like you
got to work harder?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
A little bit yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But I don't want to work so hard for them to the
point where I enable them tofeel like they don't have to do
for themselves.
That's a good way to think,because I still got one day I
ain't going to be here.
That's how I always tell themOne day I ain't going to be here
and I need to know that you canget it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But my mental health comes first, as it should for
everybody.
That's one thing that I hate.
Let me say this real quick Inthe black community, we got to
stop making depression and beingsad and unhappy about stuff a
bad thing, because it's not.
It's not a bad thing, you human.
(07:33):
If you lose somebody your mama,your daddy that hurts and it
takes a long time to get overthat.
That could throw you into adepression.
So you're gonna tell somebodythey got to get over that.
Right, you know what I'm saying.
You're going to try to dictatehow long somebody gets to grieve
.
Everybody's grieving process isgoing to be different, right.
But we also got to stop tryingto make men, and especially
(07:57):
black men, feel like women.
Ladies, listen, sisters, pleasedo Stop making these men feel
like it's wrong to have emotions.
One minute y'all sitting heretalking about oh, he too
hardcore.
But then, when he have anemotion, now he a bitch.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
See that, see that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now he a bitch for it .
Like, do you want him?
I mean, do you?
You should want a man that cannot?
And I don't want to saystraddle the fence, you just
want a man that can do both.
You want a man to do both.
You want a man to do both.
You want a man that can not,that's no straight thug, but
that's going to stand up for youif he have to.
But you also want him to beable to everything.
(08:40):
What Jay say?
Everything ain't hardcore.
He did Everything ain'thardcore.
He did Everything ain'thardcore.
It ain't everything.
Yeah, he a man, but you wanthim slapping you around too.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
See that day, motherfucker, be in court or in
jail.
Alright, now you got a courtdate cause all he could do is
sit there and talk to your ass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm saying so, women, gotta let men like you a bitch.
He cried.
You don't want him crying overyou.
I mean, he might really care tohear it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Like.
But that'd be the thing Likeand that's why dudes be feeling
like shit?
I'm a, I'm a.
Treat this motherfuckeraccordingly, because if I show
any type of emotions, then I'mlooked at like this.
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And and that that in turn, a person's mental health
yes, A man and a woman andbecause in her mind she feeling
like she got to do or be acertain way, because I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, I'm glad, I am so glad.
I am so glad that this is yousaying it.
I'm glad this is you.
Ayo, we got to take a breakreal quick.
Ayo, shout out to all the dudesout there.
Man that thought about crying.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Man let it out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And just broke all your motherfucking couple of
those out, even though they wasyour couple of those.
Your stupid ass.
It's the Shits Podcast man.
It's the.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Shits.
Hey everybody, it's comedianStephanie Robertson with the
Shits.
Come check it out.
You can follow me on Instagramat Stephanie underscore
underscore Robertson.
I will see you there.
Make sure to follow.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, we are now back at the Shits Podcast and we are
in here with the phenomenalMarnie P and yo.
I am so appreciative that youtook it to where you took it
Real talk, because you know it'sone thing.
It's one thing for a man to saywhat you said, because you know
it's one thing for a man to saywhat you said.
(10:26):
It's a whole other thing, for,coming from a woman, you know
what I'm saying Because I feellike it needs to be heard more
from women.
You know what I'm saying forother women to kind of get it
Like hey, this ain't just usfeeling like this.
You know what I'm saying.
If that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, no, it do.
And I'm talking to my sisters,and my sisters only Because I'm
raising three sons.
I don't want some woman'sdaughter coming around
destroying my son because of theway she raised her, because she
don't know how to conductherself, or she because he.
I teach him don't hit a woman,but I also teach self-defense
(11:03):
too.
Right, you're not going to keepmuffing my son or punching him.
Nah, don't close, fist her, butmuff her enough to push her on
the ground so you can run up outof there.
You know what I'm saying gettime to get up out that jam.
But you can't keep putting yourhands on a man and then at some
point expect him to not atleast again a muff then you get
(11:25):
mad when he twists the shit outyour nipples or you twist your
arm or something to get out.
You know, I'm just saying likethat's it, and I'm just raising
three men and I'm just.
You know, I'm responsible forthe kind of men I put out in the
other world.
That's how they.
That's going to determine howthey treat these ladies
daughters.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So I expect you to raise your child accordingly too
so it's funny that you say thatbecause, like I asked another
guest this question, so, likemen are always in my opinion, I
gotta put that out there.
In my opinion, men are alwaystaught how we're supposed to
treat women.
Do you think women are?
Do you think young girls aretaught how they're supposed to
(12:09):
treat men?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Nowadays, there ain't nobody been taught nothing
about a TV.
Fuck my baby daddy.
Fuck my baby daddy, you did.
That's why he your baby daddythough, nah, nah, nah, now you
just forget him to like.
Why is this the message?
yeah and this is only in ourculture, right, that is, this is
(12:36):
the message being conveyed tolisten to sexy red right, right.
I feel like, if you remove allof that, she's probably a
beautiful young lady, but allthat it just throws me off.
I don't like her.
I don't like her persona as thesexy red girl with the rap.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right, I'm more of a fan of Big Lotto.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, and I'm more of a fan of Big Glootto.
Yeah, and I'm more of a fan ofBig Glo.
Get him Glo, there's some shitI'll tell.
Yeah, but I'm more Her voice iscrazy as fuck.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I feel like there's no way Glorilla could talk to a
motherfucker sexy.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There's no fucking way, no way, I don't know why
you don't think she could.
No Boy, it's no fucking way, noway.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know why you don't think she no, ew hit that
shit boy drop these draws.
Boy drop them, draws all thatshit feel good, daddy yup hit it
right there.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yup, I like it, just like that you be like nah, be
quiet, ooh, ooh hey, so okay,okay.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So now I mean I feel like like I mean I feel like,
like I said, I appreciateeverything that you just
mentioned, you just brought up.
I want to ask you about thecomedy side of people that was
true and it was funny as wellwhich I think is comedy, like
that's.
The essence of comedy is thatyou have you are able to make
(14:03):
reality comical.
You know what I'm saying.
For some people, you know whatI'm saying.
If you are able to make realitycomical, you know what I'm
saying.
For some people, you know whatI'm saying.
If you that nigga, thatsomewhere that was crying your
ass off, that probably wasn'tcomical what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But it's reality.
It's reality and shit Call thatnumber he gave y'all at the
beginning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm so fucking serious.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
708-524-2582 call it call it is comedy.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Is comedy your first and main passion?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I would have to say yes, even though I fell into it
late how did you fall into it?
I told y'all this story I wastrying to hear, so I had my mama
(14:57):
watching this.
I had failed the drug test fora job and I was like what can I
do that I don't gotta stopsmoking for?
Like this is stupid, like Ishouldn't have to stop smoking.
Weed cause I don't go to workhigh anyway, like you know what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm saying I don't want y'all blowing my shit.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't want y'all in my face.
No, I'm gonna go and I'm gonnahave it in the car waiting on me
when I clock out, though.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So on that ride home, no breaks, cause you still
gotta have it in the car waitingon me when I clock out though.
So on that ride home on mybreak.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, breaks, no breaks , cause you still gotta go back
in there now.
You in my face blowing me, butanyway, it's a waste of my hat,
weed cost too much, but anyway Ifailed the drug test.
And then I was like, what can Ido?
At that point my now ex-husbandwas DJing at this comedy club
in Geary and he had been tryingto get me to come and I would
never go.
People had been telling me allmy life I was funny, I should do
(15:47):
comedy.
Never took it seriously.
And then one day I was justlike matter of fact, I just
celebrated my six yearanniversary, september 5th.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm doing comedy, okay congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Hold on now.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so?
Much 9-11.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh man Birthday on 9-11.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yep and birthday 9-5, birthday 9-11.
Happy related birthday too,Thank you.
So I'm 48.
The big 48.
Don't tell me, Yo, look at.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Tell her to tease these.
But, and so I finally decidedto go up there on a Wednesday
and but, I, didn't plan to go upthat night, but my now
ex-husband and his friends mademe go up and it's good they
didn't make you go down you knowwhat?
Do I look like that girl?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
my son.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I grew up in the hundreds still still GD to the
world blow cause I ain't havingnone of it go ahead though that
sound like gang raping, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm sorry, hey listen , we do not condone we do not
absolutely condone that at all.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I just.
We do not condone gangbang, no,raping, no, none of that Trains
Report.
Forget it, let's go, let's gothis whole episode.
We'll have to come back wedon't condone that shit, though.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's what we said though.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We absolutely don't though.
I'll be at the side.
We absolutely do not condonethat shit, though that's what we
said, though we absolutelydon't, though I'll be honest and
say we absolutely do notcondone it.
Yes is yes, no is no.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Plain and simple.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Exactly.
But so they forced me to go upon the stage that night, and I
have not stopped doing comedysince, and that's why I just
celebrated six years.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean, that's good as fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And it was September 5th six years ago that they made
me get up there that night andI was just like no, I just came
to spectate, like I didn't cometo go up, I came to just watch.
And he was where you needed tobe.
And they made me go up there,like, just go up there, we know
you could be funny, Just go.
And they like just go talk,just go up there and start
(18:03):
Pretty much what Decker saidJust go up there and start
talking.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Hey, so it made me think about.
So is that how you reallydevelop your style?
Because, like, when I see youanytime I see you do comedy it's
like Decker did say it's likeyou just go up there.
It's like and I'm not trying tosay it's in a bad way it's like
you don't have bits bad way.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It's like you don't have bit.
It's like you go up there, youjust do you.
You know, if you listen, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I absolutely do.
It's just the way I tell themit's your delivery.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
It's always all in a delivery.
That's what it's all about.
When in comedy, like we couldtell the same joke, the three of
us could tell the same joke, hemight tell it hilarious.
You might not tell it funny atall, and it might be.
They might giggle at me alittle bit.
Right, you might be hilariouswith the next joke.
He might be funny as hell.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
They might look at me like right yeah, we're not
feeling it, yeah so it's alwaysin the delivery.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
you know I'm saying I've heard people in my
traveling since I be traveling alittle bit now.
In my traveling I've heardpeople in other cities tell very
similar jokes.
Now I'm talking about I docomedy with some of the best in
the game in Chicago.
I've shared the stage.
(19:19):
You know I'm still producing myown shows.
I got a show coming up November3rd with Big Keef, mr Fryhardt
himself he headlining.
I got this new comedian, afemale named Pretty Skinny.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Is she skinny though?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Not really.
She got a little body on she.
Ain't she a uppercase P, but asmall uppercase P, not a
lowercase P.
Nah, she a pretty little girl.
People be thinking she mysister, okay.
Okay, she got pretty eyes,though.
And then, with her and Kyrie onit, we gotta take a break real
(20:02):
quick.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Shout out to all the motherfuckers out there.
Shout out to Pretty Skinny.
Shout out to all themotherfuckers out there no
motherfuckers.
Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Skinny Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Skinny y'all.
Hey, yo it's just podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
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7heaven at gmailcom.
7heaven at Instagram.
7heaven Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith.
Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith.
Facebook Zsa Zsa Smith, 20,instagram.
I have the cupcakes that youneed.
(20:31):
I have the cupcakes that youwant and all the flavors, any
flavor that you can imagineChocolate chip, cookies, any
type of sweet treats.
That's why I have seven sweettreats, y'all treats.
That's why seven sweet treats,y'all um mobile.
(20:51):
If you want to call me, areacode 872-225-2680, that's
872-225-2680.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, y'all, we are not back, it's just podcast.
We're either shooting shit,starting some shit, or picking
up shit left off and uh, when weleft off that, we gave a shout
out to pretty skinny um.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But okay, so you were saying so, you want, so, you
want so I went up um and theywas like we're gonna give you, I
don't know.
He was like king david, he wasthe one running the mic.
He was like I I'm going to giveyou about two to three minutes
of the time you said somethingabout GDs.
(21:24):
You said something about KingDavid.
That was his name.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You talk about starting some shit.
We starting some shit tonight,man.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Well, this is the Shits podcast.
I guess we're going to makesure it live up to his name
tonight.
Baby, you invited the right one.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm with the shit, so .
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I went up and I think I was like five minutes in and
next day, you know, I just I hada ball.
I got a standing ovation thatnight too.
It was so crazy, like, and Iwas up there and it's so funny
because, um, on my anniversary,the dude who owned the club at
the time, my ex husband's friendhe posted both of the pictures
(22:18):
from the first night.
I did comedy Recently.
Yes, I was like, oh my God, howy'all got them pictures, like
it was so cool.
I was like, oh my God, and hereI am stealing all Puma From
head to toe, consistent,consistent, still rocking Puma,
right Started in this age.
(22:40):
So if you see anybody rockingPuma, heavy, you know where they
got it, you know where they gotit from no but and then that's
just.
You know, not the little one,not the little one, but I just
been.
I've been doing comedy eversince and I absolutely
positively love it.
Like if you told me six yearsago I'd be doing comedy and be
(23:02):
doing it with some of the peoplethat I'm doing it with.
Um, I've shared the stage withsome of the people.
I've shared the stage with him,comedian hamburger.
I think that was yeah.
I did a show in Jersey with himabout three years ago for
Father's Day and he rememberedme.
So when he came to Chicago hehit me up like come, come to
(23:22):
Riddles and do some time with me.
I'm like what, for real?
Are you serious?
Okay, I'm on my way and youknow he don't curse, he don't,
he don't curse.
No, I thought he was on DefComedy Jamie cursed that's his
(23:42):
curse word.
Okay, his name is his curse word.
Okay, His name is his curseword.
You know he also.
He did the voice for that manon the Simpsons right, the old
guy on the Simpsons with the hat.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, the big cowboy hat Yep, damn that should have
been.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And yeah, man, I did a show with him, so I've been
blessed.
In my six years I've beenproducing my own show, so I've
been able to, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So when is the next show?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
November 3rd.
That's the one I'm hosting withBig Keef, pretty Skinny and
Carrie, and then I just putanother show together that a guy
asked me to do after he saw meat an open mic and he loved me,
me so much, he asked me to put ashow together that's going to
be at Carlisle September 28th.
I'm hosting it and it's just me, sheree Luckett and Jeff B.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I got a couple other shows.
I'm going out of town withSheree.
I got a couple shows booked, soI got some stuff.
That's what's up.
I got some stuff coming up.
I'm working on, working on myspecial for next year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
so that's dope shit for my seventh year um, do you
think?
Well, I'm sorry, let me ask youthis what do you think defines
you?
What do you think defines you?
What gives you, what gives youyour identity?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
you should have sent me this question, you should
have prepared me.
This should have been aquestion I should have been able
to think about but that's why Iask it now, because this, this
is all.
I feel like a jeopardy.
Clock should go.
That could help me.
Now you know what?
(25:26):
Probably my personality and myenergy, though like the same way
you on stage.
I'm just one thing about Marnieif you really know me is I'm
always consistently me you aregenuine.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'm always consistently me.
You, you are you are genuine.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm always consistently me and most people
I appreciate that.
And most people, some peopleain't gonna like me.
I feel like them.
The people with bad spirits andbad energy.
Some some yes, something wrongwith you, not because I'm
perfect, but if the majority ofthe people tell me it's my
(26:08):
energy, yeah before anything.
God bless you if they tell meit's my energy.
Before anything yeah what elsedo I have to go off of?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I mean, you know what I'm saying and that's what I
feel.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I feel like it's I mean cause I'm?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I light up a room and not cause you light skinned and
not just because I'm highyellow absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
But I feel like I can bring a different energy to, I
agree to a room, so I feel likethat allows me to even here,
just for to a room.
So I feel like that allows meto even here, just for a prime
example.
I did that open mic two weeksago at Manning's.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Island Bar and.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Grill Just popped up only female other than Shemeika
Finley-Holston.
I got up there and rocked thecrowd right.
The dude came up to me andafter it was over and Remy asked
him like you, like Marnie?
You thought she was funny.
He was like man, if I'm beinghonest.
She made the room, she broughtthe energy like she made.
(27:17):
It was an open light.
He was like she made it.
You know she made it feel good,right, like he was, like she
was the funniest one yeah I wasjust like I was.
It was quite a few of us thereyeah you know what I'm saying,
so to hear that.
That's why what other people orcomedians will be like I'm not
(27:41):
funny.
Everybody not gonna always beeverybody brand of funny that's
true.
That's why they say comedy issubjective.
It's gonna be some people thatmight not find me funny.
It's gonna be some peoplethat's gonna find me fucking
hilarious.
It's gonna be people that ain'tgonna find other comics funny.
Just like everybody don't findKevin Hart funny, everybody
don't find Dave Chappelle funny,so it needs million
(28:04):
billionaires.
You know these.
They dudes rich.
You think they care?
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
They money speaking volumes for whether people, how
funny they are or are not Ithink everybody find donald
trump funny, especially when westart talking about them dogs
okay there's a clown.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know the people over there they're eating.
They're eating the cats andthey're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
They're eating the dogs.
I watched that shit.
I was like is this motherfucker?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
just saying that, man , how could these people want
this man to run the country?
He is like a toddler.
He is like an overgrown toddlerrunning around in a walker who
they didn't let loose.
He just finally learned how towalk in this walker and they
just cut him loose.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Now he can make decisions.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why would they want this man to make decisions for
all of us?
What is wrong with?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
them Right.
Even the dogs is like.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
The black people that's pro-Trump that's a whole
another story okay, all rightanyway.
So yes, I love comedy and Iwould die doing comedy.
I hope I die on stage.
If I do, I want to die doingcomedy okay, I love it that much
what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
what do you?
Okay, what do you?
What do you think?
Could you say comedy issubjective, right?
What do you?
What do you think?
Because you said comedy issubjective, right?
What do you think when you hearpeople say there are no
attractive, funny femalecomedians who be saying that?
I've heard people say that,though.
I've heard.
Well, matter of fact, we had,we had Stephanie Robinson on the
(29:43):
show and she said that people,like she've heard people say
that, like, people feel that way, like there are no hilarious,
attractive female comedians,like.
When you hear that, what isyour thought?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I should have said this question too.
I know I mean okay, so I don't,I think I'm okay.
I do too, but I get a lot ofpeople that say otherwise okay.
I've been told I'm hilarious.
(30:23):
I've been told I'm hilarious.
I've been told I'm cute.
So that can't be quite true.
They not talking about me.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm cute and funny we could get back to this, that's
interesting shout out to all themotherfuckers out there man,
that are attractive and funny,and Marnie P Yo Scraffin
checking in from InglewoodMotherfucker, you know I'm with
(30:59):
the shits.
Yeah, we are not back at theShits Podcast, and I really
think this might be the episodewhere we are truly starting some
shit, uh-huh, straight up.
So what a starting shit noiseso the question was what do you
feel when you hear the, when youhear people say there are no
(31:23):
attractive, hilarious femalecomedians?
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And then so, but we're speaking on a national
level correct.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, let's talk on a national level.
On a mainstream level,commercial level, put it like
that.
Who can I mean like as a woman,as a woman, a woman who would
you?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
name.
I mean monique is beautiful, Imonique is beautiful, okay I
didn't say she wasn't I?
I think monique is beautiful umsome more is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Definitely some more probably be the top one um.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Adele is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Adele is beautiful.
Okay, I didn't say yes or no.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I just said okay, I'm trying to think of some more
females.
Who else I can't think of?
No more females off the topright now, but it's funny, you
said that because you wouldn'tsay Tiffany Haddish.
She still doing comedy.
I ain't seen her, but yeah,tiffany is a beautiful woman.
(32:33):
Absolutely, okay, absolutely.
I just forgot about her.
What's the other one, melanieCamacho.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh duh, Now I mean, but that's one that I would have
probably asked if she's stilldoing comedy, because I haven't
really seen anything.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I've seen.
Yeah, I've seen her.
It's probably been a few months, but I mean, I don't have it.
It was probably somebody else.
I knew who.
I saw they flyer.
But um, it's funny, you saidthat because I've been judged by
people like, oh, you do comedy,like looking at me, like I was
(33:17):
on the show, and where was we at?
We was like an hour some awayand I was like, and and I was,
we had to use this one bath onbecause the other one was down.
Yeah, we all had to.
So we was in this line waitingon them, on the people, to come
out.
So I'm standing in line and Ihad on this all black outfit of
(33:38):
course it was a two piece, ofcourse the pants was fitting or
whatever.
The dude walked up and he sizedme up, looked me up and down
and, okay, you.
What did he say to me?
I ain't never seen you out herebefore.
You new out here, you newaround here.
I'm like no, I'm here, I'm whoyou came to see.
(33:59):
He like what you mean.
I said you came to see thiscomedy show, right?
He like what you mean.
I said you came to see thiscomedy show, right?
He like yeah.
I said and I pointed to theflyer like I'm who you Like.
Look at this me, that's you.
I'm like yeah.
He like, oh damn, you acomedian.
I never seen a comedian.
I said yeah, why, I never seena comedian?
(34:21):
Look like you before.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
See that.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I said what you mean.
Look like me.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Why do you think that is, though, like, why do you,
why do you think people havethat kind of perception?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
because I've been told by some of the male
comedians that people don'tequate cute to funny.
Really hmm, yeah, why not,though I have the slightest idea
because I mean, I guess that'ssomething to dig into, but I
don't know like to do like ablind study type thing to see
(34:54):
why.
Why would people think thatcute people can't be funny like
I would?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
think that's what make a attractive and see,
that's the thing, though.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's that's where people don't realize that pretty
privilege can be a adisadvantage to elaborate and
people don't realize that, um,sometimes, being pretty, is it
it?
It works against you.
Like, tell me how, like like,because sometimes, instead of
(35:25):
people wanting to really get toknow you, they just see they so
uh they just that.
That's what I'm looking forsuperficial, superficial very
superficial, it's just they justsee the outer appearance so
it's just like, for instance,I'm.
I don't like being called sexyall the time.
If you tell me once don't,don't do it all day, don't do,
(35:52):
don't keep saying it, saying it,saying it, saying it, saying it
, saying it, saying it, sayingit like it's, I'm sure other
women feel this way.
If you ask, I'm sure, becauseit's like you can overdo it with
the compliment.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like okay, I get it,but what else about me now?
Okay, you didn't compliment mefive times on how cute I am, I
get you think.
(36:13):
Okay, now you like my eyes?
Right about my head.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You know what I'm saying?
Well, my personality.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You want to.
You want to feel like you seesomething else, something other
than, yes, my sex appeal.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that's what like on thedating websites.
I was on the dating websitesfor a minute and, baby, I don't
care what the picture look likethey oh, hey, sexy, I'm like
okay.
And then I respond hey, sexy,you said that already and I call
me by my name.
It's right there on the profile.
Say something else, it was justit, just so.
(36:52):
It's like I feel like sometimesI can get over sexual a lot okay
, if that makes sense so it getsto a point where it's just like
you just want people to see youfor something other than your
image.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, so it's just like you just want people to see
you for something other thanyour, your image, yeah, so it's
like it.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So again, that's why pretty privilege can work
sometimes.
It can definitely work for you,right, definitely has worked to
my advantage, absolutely.
But it has also worked.
I'm higher, okay, I'm hired,okay, oh, thanks.
Thank you so much.
Oh shucks, I appreciate it.
I don't know nothing.
Don't worry about that degree,don't worry about it, don't
(37:29):
worry about it.
You said you went to school fortwo weeks.
Oh, okay, that's cool, right,right.
So it's just like prettyprivilege has its advantages and
its disadvantages.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Okay, and people always feel like it's you know
even though I don't think thereare any ugly people that would
say that.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But go ahead though this is coming from a pretty
person, though, like and I'msitting here saying it like a
lot of other people, you knowI'm saying some people I've
talked to women that haveadmitted it like how, yeah,
because again you, you know, thefirst thing is you want, you
know what I'm saying most men,just most men, just want to fuck
(38:07):
.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
You know so she bowed that she's most men just want
to fuck.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
So she said I can say it, but you know I said so.
It's just like you just want tobe.
You know, you just want to makesure people see you for who you
are and for there's layers tome it's more like for what you
are instead of who you are.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You know what I'm saying, Because people don't see
who you are.
It's like I don't know, but no,you're right.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm sorry.
There's layers to a lot ofpeople so but, I mean.
So I think for me, like incomedy, the men might book me
before the women, though Really,come on now, see, gotta be girl
power, woman power, I want tosay woman power.
(38:58):
I mean, I've been doing comedysix years.
It's some people I've neverbeen comedy six years, some
people I've never been able toshare the stage with that will
book me.
I don't know.
Maybe they just don't think I'mfunny.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
They wrong about that .
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That's the subjective part.
That's the subjective part.
Maybe I'm not funny enough, Idon't know.
But then I've also had some ofthe male comedians say sometimes
it could be intimidation.
I don't know how true that is,I don't know what it is, because
it's harder for us as women, sowhy make it harder for me?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
why not?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
reach for each other.
If we have opportunities thatwe can give each other, because
the men definitely gonna reachfor each other.
If we have opportunities thatwe can give each other, because
the men definitely gonna reachfor each other.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Pause.
No, you said, the men gonnareach for each other.
I said pause.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I'm talking about as far as a comedy, like they will
book each other in a heartbeatAin't on.
None of that, I'm not.
You know what I'm saying.
If that's the mentality, Idon't really know what it is,
but I just know that, like Imean for me, it's for me, though
at the end of the day, I guessthat's just what it really is,
but it right.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
No, I get what you're saying pretty is good, pretty
is bad sometimes it's subjectivedefinitely subjective.
I've always said, I've alwaysbelieved that, uh, attractive
people always have an advantageover shit.
You know, I'm saying becauseyou being attractive compared to
(40:36):
not being attractive can be thedifference between a h and r
call for sexual harassment.
You know, I'm saying like,saying Like real talk, yeah, hey
yo, we got to take a break realquick.
Hey yo shout out to all themotherfuckers out there man
that's, you know, doing theirthing and giving compliments to
people, but you look like I'mnot going to even go there.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Hey, man, it's the Shits Podcast.
Man, it's the Shits.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
This is comedian Marnie P checking in from the
Shits Podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in the back of the ShitsPodcast.
We are kicking it with thephenomenal and the hilarious
Marnie P, and I wanna make surey'all check this out.
Check out this merch, though.
This is Adia League apparel.
Adia League apparel.
This shirt is banging.
I'm about to wear this,motherfucker.
I'm going to wear it to work.
(41:26):
I'm dead ass serious.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'm proud of what you do.
Don't go getting it dirty.
You got to do something thatyou can't get it dirty.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I don't work hard.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, all right then, I work hard enough, as long
as't work hard, I mean Well, allright then I work hard enough.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I work hard enough.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I mean, as long as you work hard, don't get your
shirt dirty, knock yourself out.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's all I'm asking .
Let me ask you.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Make sure you send a picture to me too, got you?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Got you Okay.
Have you ever seen a healthyrelationship?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Healthy as, in long-term, healthy.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh, I mean like healthy period, a healthy
relationship.
You know, what's crazy aboutthat Is that not only do a lot
of us, especially black people,not only do a lot of us get
stumped on that question, but wehave to always ask for the
clarification, the criteria.
(42:31):
You know.
I'm saying because, think aboutit, if somebody just say, if
you did, or if somebody asks you, you ever seen, you ever seen a
nice car?
You'd be like yeah I just seena motherfucking red uh kia.
You know somebody was stealingthat bitch, but you know what?
I'm saying but when somebodyasks you have you ever seen a
healthy relationship?
It's like like what do you mean?
(42:54):
You know, I'm saying I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
well, because not personally, within my family, if
I'm being honest, because thereis that was only one other
person in my family that wasstill married and her husband
passed away.
So everybody else is damn Crazy.
(43:25):
Well, you know what?
My cousins my cousins she's adoctor and her husband worked at
the steel mill.
They've been together sincebefore I was born.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And they're still together.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Okay, so you've seen one.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
So I have seen one and I mean I guess I could say I
have now on the outside lookingin, I haven't seen the issues.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But my neighbors across the street.
Yeah, if I have to base it offof that, you base it off
longevity.
Yeah, I mean because you neverreally know what's going on
inside of somebody's marriageanyway.
But if you figure it's healthyenough for them to be together
30, my dad and his my bonus momare still together.
(44:12):
My sister is 30, did you saybonus mom yeah what is that?
Cause I don't, I'm not gonnacall her my step mom.
They've been together over 30years.
I don't.
She's my bonus mama.
Okay, yeah, that's a new term.
No, it's not really new, it'sjust the first time you heard it
.
It's not new.
Like you don't hear peoplecalling like, instead of saying,
(44:36):
step kids, they might be likemy bonus kids, I've kids, they
might be like my bonus kids.
I've never heard that.
I've never heard, really never.
Well, you welcome, I justlearned you sign.
Don't say I see and see, it wasa reason I was I was.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
I learned you something.
It might not have beenimportant at the moment.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I like, yeah, people say that all the time
like bonus dad, a bonus likewhen they don't want to use,
like that step kid or stepbrother or they might just say
sister or brother, but if theydon't wanna use, like that step
kid or step brother or theymight just say sister or brother
, but if they don't they'll saylike bonus mom or bonus dad or
bonus sister.
Yeah, instead of saying step,okay, all right, cool, again, my
daddy been with his wife.
(45:15):
How old is my little sister?
35, 35?
So they been together for along time.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like I mean and, andthey've had their issues yeah
absolutely, but they workthrough it they work through
it so that's the healthy part.
(45:36):
So that's why I'm saying likeof course all marriages have
relate, have I mean problems andissues they're going to have.
You know you're going to fallin and out of love.
Some marriages can survivethose periods.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's all of what you do in between.
To get back to, that person.
Loving that person, being inlove with that person, falling
in love with that person again.
So if you manage to be 35, 40,50 years, that's a long time, or
you just absolutely hate thisperson and you didn't spend your
(46:14):
whole life with them.
Now that's just ridiculous.
So you got to love this personenough to work through the
problems to be together thatlong.
So that's the healthy part.
So I mean, if we, being honest,we've all seen some type of
healthy relationship, if it hasthe longevity regardless to.
(46:38):
If you know all the fights, thecheating that they went on, they
managed yeah that's a hey.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's dope as hell.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Trust my perspective.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
That's dope as hell.
Okay, okay.
So we got this thing on theshow, right.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Uh-oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
So it's called.
It's called what If it's called?
What If?
So just reach in there and pullout one of those post-its what?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
if I don't wanna, I probably couldn't have read it
anyway.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
I got my glasses on so here is, here's the what if.
What if you spelled God as dogand dog were the higher power?
What if?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What if dogs were our holy savior?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What if?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Why did I have to put that I need a repeat?
Edit this one out.
Um, yeah, I don't know how toanswer that very hypothetical.
I don't know how to answer howI would be answering to a dog,
because I would just the thoughtof it make me feel away really
(47:59):
Really Having to answer to a dog.
They can't even Can they talk.
Can I get a?
I need like.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
That's the thing.
But they can't talk.
None of that.
But what have we looked at?
But what have we looked at them?
Or we looked at dogs as thehigher power?
What if?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Well, dogs are kind, dogs are loving unconditionally.
Sometimes dogs, dogs, some dogscan't tell when you sick.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
They know when you sick, they know when you sad.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
They might have some sort of connection to the higher
power.
I don't know about answering tothem, though.
They can be like his assistantor somebody like his little
elves.
Like you know what I'm saying,like Santa Claus had elves, they
could be like little godlets orsomething, but godlets godlets,
(48:54):
hey, we on the road we gotbonus.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Mom godlets, what the hell we been talking about King
Day.
We talked about the G.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Hey, this has been an interesting episode.
Fall Range, faa.
Wait, did I say that's not FCC?
Right, I'm calling the airlinepeople up for him.
I'm coming out another gang,you know.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Hey, who them niggas?
Have you ever forgot a joke,mirrisho?
It just got totally stomped andit was like fuck, you forgot
the whole bit.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I have, but it might not have just necessarily been
due to me forgetting.
It might have been like somecrowd work type stuff happened.
But I have definitely forgottena joke.
I just kind of knowing my crazybutt, I might have said oh man,
y'all, what was I just talkingabout?
(49:58):
Like I mean, I asked the crowdlike y'all, y'all just made me
forget what I was talking about.
Now, what did I just say?
That's a good way to play itoff.
And then the crowd, somebody aholla.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
You was saying See, you got them engaged, so it
fucking worked.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Or I'll be like y'all , or I'll just flip it and just
go into something else if Irealize that I forgot, depending
on what I was saying.
If I don't actually remember,I'll just try to go to what I
think might be the closest thingthat'll make sense coming out
my mouth next, that's that's.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I'm not, I'm not fucking touching that.
I'm not fucking touching that,I'm not fucking touching that
one.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Hey yo, I gotta take a break real quick.
Hey yo, shout out to everybodywho thought what the fuck I
thought when she didn't justheard that shit.
It's just podcast, man.
It's the shit For all eroticneeds and fantasy needs.
Please contact Coldpleasures.
That's C-O-L-Pleasures Dot com.
Alright, fuck it.
(51:03):
We are now back in the shitpodcast, where we ain't shooting
the shit, starting some shit orpicking up what you left off.
And we are here with thephenomenal and hilarious marnie
p and uh, okay, so do you think?
And it's my okay seriousquestion.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Okay, serious question All right.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
So you got somebody that you really really like,
really digging them right.
Like you, you're in love withhim.
You know what I'm saying.
He give you everything.
He provide everything to youthat you feel you need, right?
I've been together for a whileand then you find out that he's
(51:46):
a bucket boy.
So like he be on like 87th orlike Stone Island, playing like
in the buckets you know what I'msaying like he just like he
even throw the stick in the airlike catch the shit, boom.
You know what I'm saying.
So that's his thing.
Can you stay with him?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
so I'm giving him points because he can throw his
sticks up in the air.
Okay, I just wanted to makesure I got that part, um the
thing is, is he a bucky boy?
Speaker 1 (52:13):
so he's like, can you stay with him because you, like
we said, he already he's.
He's a person that you feellike gives you what you need
emotionally, may not be able toget what you need, you feel like
gives you what you needemotionally, may not be able to
get you what you needfinancially, but he gives you
what you need emotionally, likeyou feel secure with him, you
feel safe with him, but he's abucket boy.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Can you stay with him ?
It's a no for me.
What I am, 48 years old, ain'tno on God's green earth my grown
self is dealing with.
No dude.
They get up every day, takesome buckets and go sit out.
He got a car.
How he get to this corner tobeat the buckets because I'm not
(52:54):
driving him, so how he get inthere?
So he got a car.
He need to use that same carand that gas in that time to go
drive to a job.
So again, it's a no for me, dog.
I got three sons.
Ain't no way in hell or heavenor in between.
(53:17):
I'm going to date no man and mykids looking at me like I'm a
whole half a star out here.
So now what?
Me and my man pulling up, we doa duet.
I'm doing comedy, he beatingbuckets, he doing my intro every
time I come out and he throwthe stick in the air.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot he got acrobaticsticks.
He throw the stick in the air.
(53:38):
Yeah, my son is enough for me.
Yeah, but just emotionally Ishould be able to find somebody
that could probably now I saythis if he could go get a job
what if he don't?
want to.
No, that ain't gonna work.
Then it's no for me, dog, mybutt ain't no butt.
(54:01):
He could kiss my butt if hedon't go, get no damn job.
I'm not that you can't beemotionally handling me, but you
out there beating on bucketsafter we finish washing you,
taking our empty buckets,cleaning them out.
Baby, I'm going, and I knowthat this man driving to the
(54:21):
city going to sit on the cornerman ain't no way.
Hell, my son.
I don't care how you phrase thequestion.
Baby, you can have God himselfcome down here sitting in that
chair.
Ask me, and I'ma still tell Godyou're not going unless this man
securing both of us a spot inheaven for sure, no matter what
(54:44):
I do, it's a no for me.
Dog, would you?
Would you date a prostitute ifyou knew she was getting up and
going out, and but that's atotally different thing though
he ain't messing with nobodyelse.
He's beating on the buckets,yeah you right, but that was all
I had at the time.
He ain't messing with nobodyelse.
He was beating on the buckets.
Yeah, you right, but that wasall I had at the time, so that
(55:08):
was all I had, but it's still ano for me.
I said no.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
No, okay, I'm finna be flirty.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Now he get robbed For his money and his buckets.
He out there competing with theyounger guys.
Now they done.
Stuck him up, man.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Alright, your top Top five comedians, female or male,
dead or alive, top five.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, dion, dion, Dion
, dion, dion, me, me and me andme.
Let's see so, Moms Mabley.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Red Fox.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Um Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Hmm, so you weren't going to order.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Okay, okay, I was just asking.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Because I know I mean .
So I like Moms.
Maybe because I like whencomedy was it was necessary
storytelling you couldn't see.
It was on the radio, so you hadto listen.
So they forced you to imaginewhat they was talking about.
You know what I'm saying.
(56:39):
So it forced you to have to useyour imagination, even though,
like when you watch a comedy onstage, now they can be active
and move.
Kevin Hart, yeah, I do it.
If I do my white people joke, Imight fall on the floor six
times like how do white women doin the scary movies?
Oh yeah, so now you canactually see it.
But back then you had to tellstories.
(57:02):
You know what?
I'm saying they were morestorytellers back then, so
that's why I appreciate itcomedy from back in that era
where it was more storytellingum, um kevin hart.
No, I'm sorry, I'm lying.
I'm sorry, not kevin katwilliams.
I don't really have too manyfemales on my list at the moment
(57:24):
.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I know it's terrible, but I mean, it's the way you
feel it is unapologetic oh,absolutely unapologetic.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Who gonna fight me?
Cause they not my favoritecomedian?
Speaker 1 (57:40):
nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can
probably go be with one of themones that's not my favorite
comedian.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can
probably go be with one of them,ones that's not my favorite
comedian, and they can figure itout together.
Because nah we not finna do it.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Right, okay, shit, I feel you, I feel you.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Alright, so I can tell he didn't take his medicine
today.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I'm listening alright , so we got another portion of
the show.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
It ain't bad every time he say that it's bad.
No, it's not and it gets worsenot at all, you know what they
say if you stay ready, you ain'tgotta get ready.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
I stay ready for anything, baby hey, that's what
the buggy boys say.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
I'm gonna um just to his other boo, to his real boo,
all right, we're going into it.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
This is hold on my bad.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
I should have been ready uh oh, I gotta stay ready,
uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Who said Okay, all right, cool, we are going into
what we call.
This is the game portion of theshow, and the game this week is
called first of all, and thecontestant this week, or
(59:00):
participant this week, is thehilarious Marnie P and Don't
Focus Bucket Boys, um.
So the game is easy, very easyto do, and if y'all hear anybody
do this game On any otherpodcast, stop shitting up their
heads, cause it's only done onthis podcast.
It's real easy to do, alright,so now you got a minute To
(59:22):
answer these, right, you answerhow you feel.
There's no correct.
I mean, it's correct for you,whatever you feel.
You know I'm saying.
The thing is you want to try toget as many as possible.
Okay, got it, you ready ready,freddie all right, quickest way
to get fired show up intoxicatedquickest way to get hired lay
(59:44):
on your resume quickest way toget robbed be in the wrong
neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Quickest way to get blocked send a dick pic.
Damn why you shaking your headat me like that.
Damn.
Quickest way to get famous Sucksome dick Quickest way to be
(01:00:13):
misunderstood.
Suck the wrong dick.
Nah Okay, nah okay.
The quickest way to bemisunderstood is to tell the
truth damn quickest way to getsome head give me some hey, hey,
(01:00:45):
why the hell?
Every time I look over Decalike we gonna have to scratch
this whole episode.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
The part that really fucked me up is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You said the quickest way to be misunderstood is to
tell the truth.
That's the shit that fucked meup like that.
But that the quickest way to bemisunderstood is to tell the
truth.
That's the shit that fucked meup like that.
But that's the way you feel.
I think that was about seven yoshout out to all the
motherfuckers out there tellingthe truth and being
misunderstood and sending dickpics.
And man, this is just podcast,man we'll be back, wait, but we
ain't talking about because yousaid anyway, we are now back at
(01:01:26):
the Shiz Podcast starring someshit or picking up what she left
off and we doing all that shittonight.
We are starring some shit anddefinitely picking up what she
left off.
So we were talking about dickpics and then she said her mouth
was like a can of oil.
I don't want to.
I'm talking about slick Slick.
I don't want to correlate thetwo.
(01:01:46):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
But do as you please, sir.
I just said what I said, but Ihave, I'm just saying Everything
you just said.
All right, anyway.
Hey, it's your man, you'regoing to do what you want to do
with it anyway.
So, man, can you tell me whatto do?
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
So you being a female comedian, and I must say, a
hilarious female comedian- Thankyou.
So I got to go there.
So have you received randomdick pics from dick pics.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Baby, yeah, and listen, the audacity not just to
send it, but to send it like,like you should have.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You should have.
You're a grower, not a shower,so you should have waited until
it grow before you sent thepicture, because how would you
have sent something like that?
Like you're gonna reallyembarrass yourself.
Like it's you lucky I'm notdirty, because I was.
I was mad, though, like youwasted.
(01:02:52):
I mean it wasn't even.
I mean I didn't ask for it, butyou sent me this shit.
You wasted my time, girl, lookat this.
I had to show somebody.
Girl, do you?
I'm talking about standingthere like damn, damn, damn dog.
(01:03:15):
I don't even want to think aboutit.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I don't even want to think about it.
I'm sorry you right.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I'm sorry I shouldn't have did it, but I don't even
want to think about it.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
I'm sorry I shouldn't have didit, but I'm just saying you
really sent that.
You wasn't embarrassed.
You didn't think twice beforeyou took that and sent it on
purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, with confidence .
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
It wasn't me, no, it wasn't you.
I mean with all confidence.
And I'm just sitting here, likeyou know how you put the air in
the balloon and then you justfucked up your whole day yeah,
like I was sad and depressedwhen I was talking about my man.
12 definitely had me on thedown day.
(01:03:54):
First body asked for this, butthen this is what you send right
, so that I guess that's anotherthing that separates.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I've gotten random.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
They do it.
Oh, they just be more thancomedians.
Just dudes wake up in themorning like ah snap, I'm seeing
.
Now you want to see this In themorning wood Like ha ha Post
this Right, like you, just goodmorning, beautiful Grand Rising
Queen.
(01:04:24):
You're like you couldn't send mea good morning meme.
Like you couldn't send me onewith the sun on it and a cup of
coffee.
Like like, ah, okay, I guess Ishould be grateful you thought
of me, huh, well, it depends,it's subjective, it's a no for
me, dog man, women really don'tlike unsolicited dick pics.
(01:04:50):
I'm just gonna keep it 100 withyou.
Like y'all, cut that corny shitout.
Like for real.
We don't like it.
We don't like it if we fuckingwith you already.
That's one thing.
But just you, just because youfeeling us through Facebook and
like us on pictures, don't meanI, and because you done loved a
few posts and I done thanked you, don't mean that that's the
(01:05:10):
open door to be like, oh, shefrom every angle.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
This motherfucker worried from behind.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I'm telling her I like oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Look at that Like look at that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Watch me Look my new hands.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
This nigga set up the tripod.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I'm talking about who my mama Like and set the timer
Because he had to get that pose.
That's right, but yeah, Ididn't got any ladies.
I mean, man, I'm just saying wereally don't like unsolicited
(01:05:52):
dick pics.
So cut the corny ish out,please, and thank you.
It should be 2025, especiallyif you a grower, not a show.
At least wait till you grow,rub it out.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Hey, y'all check it out this has been fast,
especially if you a grower, nota show.
At least wait till you grow,Rub it out.
Hey, y'all check it out.
This has been like superawesome, Marnie.
Let them know what you gotcoming up.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I'm on Pornhub.
I love looking over there atDeca just like, oh my god, no,
not again.
Um, again, I got um.
I got, uh, november 3rd.
I got September 28th.
(01:06:33):
I'll be at Carlisle's.
That's 206, 20600 TorranceAvenue.
Um Carlisle's tequila Bar.
It's a dope little spot to goto.
Anyway, that's November, that'sSeptember 28th, and November
3rd I'm going to be in Hammond.
I don't know the address.
It's a new place.
That's something I produced andhosted.
Actually, I produced and hostedboth these shows.
(01:06:53):
I got some other stuff comingup.
I got dates in my calendar.
Y'all Just follow me and I'llpost everything.
Can I follow you on tiktok,instagram, facebook, cash app
zelle um, I love the way shethrew it out there.
(01:07:14):
I'm on facebook.
Comedian marnie m-a-r-n-i-p.
I'm on.
That's the same on tiktok,facebook and instagram.
Y'all follow me.
I'm finna.
Drop something tonight for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I gotta hit y'all with this.
I don't know who need to hearthis, but take that L as a
lesson, not a loss.
Look at it as something youprobably needed to experience
for you to get the message,because obviously you wasn't
getting the message before.
You know what I'm saying.
So for some of y'all, y'allprobably experienced some shit
(01:07:41):
and y'all probably feel likeit's a big loss.
Look at that shit as a lesson.
Unless you didn't get like 10round dick pics, that's probably
an L.
God damn it.
There's no lesson in that.
Also, if the environment isuncomfortable that you are in
and you can't change it, thenget the fuck up out of it
(01:08:01):
straight up.
You know what I'm saying.
Just leave.
I'm also going to leave y'allwith.
Make sure y'all come throughSaturday September 21st at
Signature Sports Bar, 3215 UnionAvenue in Steger, illinois.
I believe I will be performinga set that night about two,
three songs.
You know what I'm'm saying.
Back on my music shit also wantto let y'all know make fans,
(01:08:24):
not followers.
Followers will get you clout,but fans will get you work.
Also, trust the process.
Nothing happens overnight.
The only thing that happensovernight is dreaming and
slobbing and eventually you geta dick pic at some point.
Y'all can follow me on Instagramat the shits podcast.
My son's to ride.
(01:08:44):
That's s-t-a-r-a-w.
Motherfuckers always butcheringmy last name it's to ride
s-t-a-r-a-w say it one more time.
There you go, s-t-a-r-a-w-r.
I'm on Instagram, facebook,tiktok, what else?
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Pornhub.
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
See, I know he was on Pornhub too.
I thought that was your profile.
I scrolled back.
That was my dick pic.
I saw the MS on him.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He's looking at the grave.
His initial.
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Okay, anyway y'all, hey, this has been a wonderful
show.
Shout out to my man, decker,durs Decker.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Decker.
Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Decker has so much to do with all this shit, not just
on the podcasting side, on thevideo side, on the music side.
Hey, man, and y'all be on thelookout.
What is she doing?
Hey, y'all, make sure y'all beon the lookout for my girl,
marnie P.
She is fucking hilarious.
Naturally, genuinely, you knowwhat I'm saying and y'all make
sure y'all check out the merch.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Adio.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
League.
You just did that shit becauseyou want to show your breasts
off.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
Adio League.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all make sure y'all.
It was just.
She gonna be mad with one of usin dick pics.
(01:10:10):
Ain't gonna do it.
Anyway.
Y'all make sure y'all check outthe shits podcast on Spotify,
apple Podcast, anywhere you getyour podcasts at, and we'll
holler at y'all later.
We up out here, peace.
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