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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I needed to change my shorts because my balls were
sweating just so much.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Put your hands together, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You can't even enjoy it. Yeah, it's like, fuck, dude,
take a chill pill. The shittiest podcast in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right, you guys, welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever. Today,
we have a special guest, as you all know, Kevin
from the old Danny Duncan vlogs.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yep, what up, Gee, how you been.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I like this new setup that you have here.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, that's how we do it, dude. We're just you know,
on the road, got our got the crew. We just
set up wherever.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I seen you're just relaxing over here, so I didn't
want to really. Oh no, I'm kidding you out of
your comfort zone because I like to be comfort comfortable.
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Florida's just hot from me, Okay, I feel like it's draining, so.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, I feel you, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I was sitting out there for like ten minutes and
like it was like, felt like I needed to change
my shorts because my balls were sweating just so much.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah. I from California, so it's nice and hot, but
this is something else. I I'll take a shower and
come out, and I'm like, dude, this is just I'm
still sticky and gross.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're from La originally. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh I wasn't born there. I was born in the
Philippines and came oh yeah that's right, the Philippines.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, and then La from there. Yeah sick. How did
La treat you when you're growing up?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I grew up in like downtown, so I grew up
like in the hood.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So okay, I mean it's made you who you are though, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, I'm sure just tough and uh you don't you know,
no knowing you can tell from far away if someone's
trying to fuck with you or like scam you, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, I you just know the I know La inside out.
You can drop me anywhere and I'll find my way
home for some reason.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Damn, that's nuts.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I'm sure you're hanging out with a lot of
gangsters growing up too.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, yep, grew up like ninety percent Chicanos, so I
had to well that's all I kind of grew up with.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, fool's gone wild.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yep, I'm the guy who are I mean, most of
those people like they're like, oh, shoot, those are my
high school friends.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Damn. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
There are a lot of them like us.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Not a seque.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I grew up like in the one of the most
ghetto is high schools and all of La Damn. The
latest probably well high school is that Belmont High. It's
it's the biggest high school in downtown La.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So shit.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean back in the nineties there was five thousand kids,
so and it was bad. Yeah, it's gotten a lot better.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
A lot of a lot of bowling when you were
growing up. No, that's good, kind of had your back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I was like, I grew up as a skater kid,
not and then when we had like a pass, like,
no one really messes with the little skater kid.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, for sure. Definitely the groms.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I wish I had a grom. I had a My
friends had like Tomos, the old Tomos. We had a
hundred elites too, but they're not they're not like they're
not these nice this nice. So it was like beaters
and we would we would get bmxus but like lawnmower
engines on them.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Really Yeah yeah, dude, hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When I was growing up as a kid, it was
like that's all we got around was on the BMX.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, and there was no phone, so it's like meet me.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here, yeah, figure it out.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah for real, I'll meet you here at this time.
If you're not there, we'll wait for like thirty minutes
and then I'm out.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah. We just used to meet up at the skate
park and from eight to ten. If you're not there,
and oh he didn't come, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
For sure, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's where I grew up too, at the skate park. Like,
that's where I got into most of my trouble. Like
was thatt the skate park. I'd skate for a while
and get bored and start fucking with people.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's all I did too. I mean in high school.
I I used to film. My big start was like
filming skateboard speak skateboarding at the time. Oh, this guy
named Chris Jany. We we both like just hngue out
at the skate park and we started filming videos and
eventually put that on YouTube and got invited to a
(04:41):
Battle of Barracks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And fuck yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He won his first round, lost to and then lost
to Luwan beat Chris Cole and then after that, man,
it's just like YouTube was just at the time. Twenty
fourteen twenty fifteen was a crazy different time.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah for sure, dude, I know kids are all soft
these days.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, it's a lot. I mean it's crazy how much
like skateboarding and has just changed over the years. And yeah,
I mean there's some it at this at the time.
Back then, it used to be film of skate skateboarding
part for like four years, five years, and then you'll
get a sponsor hopefully. But now you'll get a sponsor
(05:24):
if you just put an Instagram clip or.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Like yeah for real, remember the sponsor me tapes?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh I love those, Like so many people's like sponsor tapes.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah dude, Yeah, I'm still trying to get me sponsored
tapes going out.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
There, dude. For real.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I used to film people for hours and hours and
hours and hours. Like I think I've won one trick.
Took us thirty six weekends.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Damn dude.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, dude, that sucked.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That was like the dream though, Yeah, when you're little,
to get sponsored.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, that was my dream I was. I just wanted
to record people, that's all. I just wanted to be
a really good filmer. And uh I there was no
YouTubers that were like teaching you how to film back
in the days, like skateboarding especially, so I had to
just learn everything from feeding shit falling and like, for sure, man,
(06:15):
there's so many times I've like missed the trick, I
hit the crack, missed the trick, didn't record camera. Oh man,
it will be there for another four hours.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, dude, skating is hard, bro.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I remember I was trying to like film some skating
stuff and I had my friend filming, and I fucking
slip out and my board would shoot into his lens
all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And after a while he's like, dude, I'm not filming
you anymore. You're not landing any of your tricks. I's like, fuck,
there goes be a sponsored tape video.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I was like, fuck, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
A part of it. I Mean, there's so many people
I filmed with that have never I will be there
for hours and hours of Hollywood high or something and
they don't get it. Yeah, and then and then the
weekend I don't hang out with him, like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well all right sometimes dude, Like the
other day we were filming and I we had this
excavator set up and I was telling this kid around
in a circle and I had a Roman candle and
I fucking forgot to press my head mount. Yeah, bro,
and I put I lit the Roman candle backwards and
I shot myself in the eye, and I was so
(07:22):
pissed at myself that I didn't fucking press record. I
started yelling at my other filmer, like, why didn't you
tell me the press record?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But it was on me, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But yeah, there's those moments where like the action's gonna
be happening when you're not really filming.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's worst, and you can't really do anything about.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It, you know, you can just tell people about it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But that's yeah, everyone's like yeah, right, yeah, like yeah,
funk off, dude, I was there, but yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Who's your favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Skater, probably like Shane O'Neill. Yeah, that's grew up, grew
up watching him, and uh I can twenty sixteen. I
left all that skateboarding stuff behind because there's no money
in filming.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
There's not, dude, there's not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I mean yeah, there's just I mean, the the skaters
themselves don't get enough. You don't get any.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Real industry has like really no money, really like fucking.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Unless you're like top top in Street League.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Even in Street League, you're Rob Dardeck has all the
money exactly because it's bro.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I I just started hanging out with Danny, started
filming more, and then I think in twenty twenty, twenty twenty,
I started like my own channel. Finally, twenty thirteen was
really when when I started filming. Twenty twenty it was like,
oh wait, hold on me, just try this on my own.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, and UH branched off.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yep, starting Uh started doing like comedy sketches. One of
them was like like porn parody. Ever watched like the
beginning of like porn. Yeah, that's really boring and yeah
it's like really cringe. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of my
friends at.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The fucking the restaurant or something or walking on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Would be like a pizza guy coming in and he
has a box of pizza and he's like, oh, wait,
did you bring ext sausage?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I see a lot in the pizza outfit.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, I so I put I'm I didn't see anyone
do this on YouTube, And I was like, wait, I
don't know how to act. I don't know how I
can improv, but I'm not good at like acting and
all this, my friends will know how to act either. Yeah,
I'm like, wait, this can work. And I just I
did a babysitter pizza guy. Internet guy did like, I
(09:40):
mean you name it a parody of it, dumb mechanic.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I think next week I'm doing a teacher one.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Can you give us a little character?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Sure? This is it. It's not just me. It's just
me being no normal and I'm just trying to say.
One of them was like, I was trying to fix
this girl's car and she pops the hood open. I'm like, dude,
there's no engine into tesla and she's just trying to
just seduce me the entire time. I'm like, man, I'm
(10:15):
I don't even want to do anything. I don't want
to do anything but with you.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, for real, did you like fix my car or
get out of it?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I think the biggest video I have was me pretending
I was I mean, me being a babysitter and I like,
walk up this dad brings me around and he's like, hey,
can you watch my daughter walk up the stairs. It's
like a twenty year old like pretending she's a baby.
And I'm like and then that video.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Just explode my channel so awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I love your pranks, Like, you're really good at the pranks.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The pranks are good, but TikTok's just a little oversaturated.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Me just.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's not as the same as like going in twenty eighteen.
I used to just go to UCLA and fucking film
like two to three pranks. I mean, I don't have
a script or anything. I'll just go up to whoever
and just be like, hey, my parents like never hugged
me as a kid, can you like just this once,
like hug me? So it's so because they think it's
(11:15):
so sad.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, yeah, they believe you. Sure.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think the weirdest one too, My weirdest and kind
was like I went up to some girls. I went
up to some guy really lost.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I went up to like fifty year old guy and
he was like, and I said, up, hey, can you
just date my sister. She's like she's really lonely. She's like,
I don't know if she's hot. I don't know, it's
that weird to say she might be hot. And he
was like, oh no, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm like no,
she's she's really lonely. I think she needs you.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, he was like, what the.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Best stuff, dude, if best for pranks is going to
Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood and Highland directly right in the middle.
It's it's a four way star. Yeah, you have four
minutes to bother every single car and it's new cars
every time, and they can't move.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, they're stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
They're stuck there.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It's they can't get away.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Nope, they can't do it. It's funny because they like
have to they try to inch up and you just
follow them.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I used to put like fake I'd like pretend to
put like fake boxes on the top of their cars. Dude,
they can't move, yeah, I mean. And then some of
them are like tour buses. Oh, tour busses are great
with the speakers. Yeah, and they just think I'm insane
for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I also started doing this like Mancini stuff where I
used to dress up in like a little speedo.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Those are those were sold My favorite those were.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's like game on, Dude, You're running around in your
speedo like it's so classic.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I've jumped into the worst stuff. Man, I've swam in
the La River. I think like eight times, eight ten times,
battering in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Fuck, did that build your immunity? Though I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm just from the Philippines, I have pretty strong immunity.
Like waters jumped in the Echo Park Lake, uh in
Florida's worst water here, it's worse. It was uh it rained,
there was dirt everywhere, so there's like mudholes, bed of
mosquitoes shut and I'm just like jumping in like the
(13:25):
worst in the world's man, it's and it's like weeks
weeks weeks on weeks, like it's just all gross mud.
That for sure is worse than the Elle River. I'd
rather just jump in Alley.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
River for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
At least it's flowing. Stagnant water is probably the worst
thing you could ever swim in.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, I've I've gotten herd at the La River where
it's like I didn't know that there's ree bars underneath.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, like shopping cars, dude, I have to like I
had to, like you have to feel it's it's.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Get like fucking a gash in your thigh or something.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh yeah, and off camera you'll have to put like
a condom on, put like two three condoms on. My
Dick's really small, so I put a I have to
put a you know, it sucks, but like I don't.
I went I piano, I look up. It's weird, but.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I should start doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It builds confidence, right, Uh. But yeah, I have to
put a condom on, put it, put like a over it,
and then I have two water, two gallons of water,
and like shampoo. As soon as I get off the
water to just just take off all my clothes, just rinse,
gross nasty. It's so weird. I'll do I'll do that
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ship in Hollywood Boulevard and like Griffith Park and all
these big places and then no one bad. This is
like the most normal thing to do. Yeah. I never
get cops called.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Not want to down there, No they don't.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
They're like, no, this is normal. They I've never had.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Any You're like some home crackhead.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yes, especially with my hair and everything. Yeah, dude, it's
I've never had a problem, never had an issue. Oh no, Utah,
Utah had one. I went down. Yeah, I was in
a park city, all the way up in the mountains.
I was wearing a speedo. I mean in like.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It was.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's freezing and uh it was yeah, snowboarding down with
just the speedo and they were the Mormons were losing it,
losing their mind. Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
They're like close your eyes, They're like covering their eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, they were. Oh man, they had like the park
resort come in, cut our passes. I'm likely I'm only
here for one dawn. Yeah, dude, yeah, they.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
You're fucking classic.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
They like circled around me and like basically we're gonna
stone me or something. I don't know, but that's really.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The bastard when the cops get on the horses and
they can't catch you because you're on they're on the horses.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
They had like they were like coming in with skis
and all that, but they had their family next. I'm like,
who cares.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I know, it's not like you're like naked, No, you
just have a speed on. I just yeah, it's like
they're super conservative there. Yeah yeah, yeah. I remember watching
the old school snowboard and skiing videos in Utah and
if someone did a backflip, they get kicked off the mountain.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So they say it's the best snow on Earth.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But like, yeah, so you can't even enjoy it. Yeah,
it's like, fuck, did take a chill pill?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Dude? One thing too, Like I think one thing. One
thing I want to say is like, dude, best, the
best thing I've ever done too is like twenty six
I told Danie. I was like, i'most gonna get a
tattoo of him when he gets a million subs. Yeah,
they got it in like less than a year, damn.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
And then tattoo, Oh yeah, where's it at my butt?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Did you should put like half of his face on
one cheek and half on the other, so when you
spread your cheeks it's his mouth or something.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Dude, No, dude, a tattoo, so it's his hind writing
left handed. And then the tattoo artists let him do it. Ohagged,
I can show you.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Let's see it. Let's see it. I'd love to see it.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
This might be a funny.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Let's see it. I haven't even seen it.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh no way, yeah yeah, super thick and jagged.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah he didn't he didn't know how.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
To spell well he can spell.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, dude, he spelled it wrong. I'll be so mad.
Oh man, that that has to hurt so bad.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I bet right on the ass cheek.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh yeah, screaming.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, dude, I've had my my jackass tattoo on the
wrist fucking hurt really bad. Like, yeah, we can't get
too close to this because it'll be like start fucking
gushing blood. Yeah, but yeah, there's some there's some sensitive areas.
I love your tattoos though, he's sick.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, I'm just glad to that's all. I don't know.
I couldn't get girls, and girls never liked me so
for some reasons. Game, So the only reason why I
got tattoos was to get girls. I swear that.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, hey whatever whatever works.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh no, it's I mean, it doesn't work. So that's
why I gotta get.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
More than Yeah, for sure, face hats.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I hope, I wish, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, I got my eyebrows tattooed. I shave my eyebrows
and I put go to bed grum on my eyebrows
and I was like, dude, I hope my fucking eyebrows
go back and cover these these tattoos. And luckily they did.
But yeah, it was it was gnarally. But yeah, dude,
I mean, if chicks are gonna like you for who
(18:40):
you are, you know, except if they're like fake, they're
like fucking cloud chaser chicks.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah that's what I usually like. Well that's no, I
don't get any.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
So yeah that's good. They'll ruin your life.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah yeah they will. I kind of sometimes I want
girls to ruin my life and then but it's.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like it's like it's like a heartbreak. Then it's like
a makeup. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, it humbles you. But I mean I gotta get
the girl first and you get started.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Definitely. Definitely. So you got any plans for the summer?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Shiit?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
No, No, that's good. Good. You don't need to make plans.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I think if you make too many plans and and
and like get to like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Scheduled up, you just it causes stress, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I mean, yeah, look at us. We're just I was sitting,
I was laying on the floor.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Came in, You're loved it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I was half I was like half spacing on your like, hey,
you want to be an imposts. Oh yeah, well I
don't know if I'll be good.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
You're killing it, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
My podcast is super chill, dude. We just vibe out
and talk about what we like to do.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, I like the set. Yeah, you should keep doing
this set, copy the exact same set.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay, Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'll just live in Danny's merch store for the next
fucking year.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah yeah. Can I eat some ice creams down?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Just ice cream sandwiches and water? That's probably.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah. Is that your diet right now?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It'll probably it really is right now.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, dude, you've been, you've been. You've been such a
freaking great guest on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Hell yeah, and what's your what's your channel? And how
can we how can we find it? And we'll put
it in the Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Kevin on Mario just type in are you my babysitter?
Will pubby pop up?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Any porn stuff on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Probably? Fuck? Yeah, dude, you're the man.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, thank you so much for being on the podcast.
And hopefully we get some good content today.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, we're just waiting on Danny.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, he's freaking out the mini golf playing mini golf.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
We don't have a minigolf yet. Oh really yeah, it's
just a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh really yeah, Oh ship, I'm fried.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well hell yeah, well, hopefully we can like blow something
up today.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh I think I think we are.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
We got course, let's do it well.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Hell yeah, thanks again and you guys, thank you for
watching podcast ever with my boy keV, and stay tuned.
We're at Danny Duncans and we got a lot more
coming for you. So thank you, guys, and have a
great day you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
The Shittiest Podcast is produced by the World's Worst People
Tyler Nielsen, Ryan Tillotson, Frank Tristoll and narrated by Me
the Narrator.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
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