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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Or please don't get me deported. Well to port you
back to Connexico real quick.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're going back to Egypt.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Start picking watermelons again. That's a soul.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
He touched him multiple times.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, that's a soul.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, put your hands together for movies.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's like fifteen sharks in me. I just thought I
was gonna jump a couple of sharks, you know what,
I'd be fine. The shittiest podcast in the world. All right,
you guys, welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever. I'm
here with my boy aka Big Red. His YouTube channel
is No One Is Safe. He's one of the best
prankers knowing on YouTube. And we're here in Florida in

(00:48):
his home.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
How you been doing the only place I'm allowed to
go right now?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Right? Yeah? So he's on home arrest, yeah, or house arrest.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah. Some basically some case I was dealing with from
a prank. Actually that happened like almost two years ago
where I dressed up as a security and I went
to a campus and did a fake security campus prank
and it was the most innocent prank ever bro, and
I ended up getting a warrant for my arrest for
a felony. So I had to turn myself in and
took it to trial, went to trial for like a
year and a half, and I lost the trial. So

(01:18):
they gave me six months house arrest and eighteen months probation.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Fuck you know, six months.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yep over a little prank.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, dude, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I would go to jail for a year and come
out and film the day I get off. Percent worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You could pranks in jail, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Honestly, like, if I could get an iPhone in there,
I'd probably do some fire. I would frank all the prisoners.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You're just like Pansy in the imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Bro, Dude, that'd be crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Like we're stabbing this fool tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I got I got a whole setup editing on Premiere Pro.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh yeah, so I'm you enjoined Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
One hundred percent? Yeah. I mean I grew up here.
I grew up in Jacksonville, Okay. I moved to Sarasota
probably like a year ago, and I would say Florida
is probably the only place I would want to live
right now.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fuck yeah, yeah, dude, it's it's like I love Florida,
but it's like fucking so hot.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, it's so fucking hot, bro, that's the only thing.
Like Calie has such good weather and you live in
like San Diego.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Area, yeah, which is a lot better.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's all right, it's better than La Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's definitely like fucking kind of just put out a proportion.
Everyone's like Callie's so nice.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Bro, it's fucking cold. It really you think it's cold? Yeah,
it does get cold there. And you know what's crazy,
every time I go to California, it fucking rains. It's
like I bring the Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. No, they're always like it's so always sunny here
in California.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Bullshit, never sunny in California.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Bro, it's never sunny. It's always fucking cold. Yeah, I'm
kind of over it.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's it's honestly always like overcast.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, over it. I need the sun in the warm weather.
So I like Florida a lot. I've been enjoying my
time here.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hell yeah, that's funny because that's what my friend says too,
is like he just misses seating the sun because he
lives in California. Yeah, I never really sees it there.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, they just say that on the fucking commercials. Yeah, like,
come to California, it's fucking sunny and there's fucking Disneyland
and ship. Yeah, it's fucking too many people. He was
kind of blowing.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I would never live in California, so I don't I
don't disagree with you.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's kind of blowing.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I might move to Florida, do it, bro, it's way better,
like the weather's hot. But likes fucking Florida.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, I might maybe, like after the summer.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
But so I was watching your fucking your golf Ranger video.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, that is funny. Fuck that guy, bro,
that guy was out of his mind. I don't know
what he was thinking, but he actually tried to kidnap
my camera.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Guy, I know, I actually did. Yeah, dude, that's fucking heavy.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, it was insane, and he won't even give me
an apology. The next day I went, they won't even
give me an apology.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Bro, I seen that.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I was so funny when he blew up his fucking
face on the poster. Yeah, like have you seen have
you guys seen this guy? Yeah? And you're like, all
the fucking customers going into the fucking to go golf.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So basically what happened with that is, uh, we were
filming a video and like, yeah, we were there filming,
so like, you know, don't get me wrong, Whenever like
anything crazy happens, I always not that I try to
de escalate it. But I know, I know it's my fault.
I don't blame it on anyone, but I feel like
he took it too far. Bro, I've never had anything
like that happen like he like, so I actually ended
up separating from my camera guy and Bro, he was

(04:17):
trying to throw his camera in the pond like he
was going hard.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's the salt.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
He touched him multiple times.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, that's his soult.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
But still I'm not going to press charges like that's
like I'm there to start ship, so I'm not gonna
get anyone to rest.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, never do no shit, No, that's that's cool as fuck.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, like if you spin on someone, that's the salt.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, it's crazy these days, dude, people are fucking crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, and that's the only bad thing about Florida is
they take their laws pretty serious.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You know, so yeah, they certain things.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, like there are crimes, but it's like if you're
in a small town, then they have nothing to do. Yeah,
Like fuck yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Get right, because it's more of a red state. So overall,
so they take I feel like they take laws more
serious and like a more red like Republican type state.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah for sure. Yeah, they're more like Trump supporters.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah overall at least.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah. Fuck yeah. So how's So, how's house arrest been?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I mean, honestly, it's been better than I thought because,
like you know, ever since I got put on house arrest,
I've had my my second best month ever on YouTube.
So I feel like everything happens for a reason, Broye,
and it's just making me get more creative. Like every
video I've been posts and has been like a just
original creative idea. So I feel like, you know, I mean,
like it sucks obviously, I'm getting tired of fucking Like

(05:29):
I love traveling. Yeah, I like going on walks. I
like biking, Like I need to get the fuck outside. Yeah,
but you know, reason.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Can you only go on your porch? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
So I mean yeah, I can only go on my porch.
I have I have one day a week where I
go see my probation officer, and I can go to
the grocery store and I can go to the dispenser
because I have my med card, so I'm allowed to
smoke weed.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh fuck, how's Yeah? Yeah, they're like, you're on house arrest,
but you can smoke weed.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Bro, Isn't that crazy? Like like like I have a
weekly trip to go buy weed twenty twenty three house
arrests Like different?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Really, You're like, yeah, can I get some strippers to Seriously?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I probably could, Like I can have people over. Like
it's not that's cool, it's not horrible like it where
I could be sitting in jail right now.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
They just don't want you going back to that school.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
But yeah, that was one of the things. I can't
go to any campuses. I'm like, all right, I don't
give a fuck. I'm not going to no campus.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah for sure, for sure. What was the prank you
did the other day? He dressed up as a fucking burglar? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We dressed up as like a burglar, like a bank
robber or whatever you want to call it, like ski mask,
all black, and we hired a locksmith to come open
a safe. So when he opened the door, he was
he almost didn't come in, and I was just trying
to act friendly, like I'm not like he's not in danger. Yeah, yeah, bro,
it was the best reaction ever because we got every
side like he ended up. He was worried. Then he

(06:43):
came in and then he started to open it. He
was cool, and then he got like sketched out again,
called the cops, and then he was cool with it.
After No, it was just saying, yeah, it was one
of the best reactions I've ever got.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
What'd you guys have in the safe?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh? It was like fake rolled up like a regano
to look like bricks a week I start fall was
like hell yeahs it And he was still chilling at
that point until D Bob came out with tape over
his mouth and ship, no, we were ahead of them
hostage and bro, he fucking he lost. After that, he
like docs, he called the cop funny, who's d Bob

(07:16):
right here in Deba? My boy, bro, come in, come
join us? Ye come over here?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
So yeah, D Bob, I would say, is like a
part of my team, like me, D Bob and Yusuf.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, what have D Bob after? Due?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Dude, we've been filming together for a few months now, Okay,
so cool. I probably wouldn't be able to do it
without d Bob and usif being on house arrest. Yeah,
able to come here every week.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You gotta have a team, dude, like for sure. Like, yeah,
it's hard to be successful without a team sometimes. Like
I was trying to do YouTube. So I just made
it to my tenth anniversary on YouTube. Really yeah, ten
near anniversary? Oh really? Yeah? Sick, and I'm still at
one hundred and thirty six subscribers, not even thirty six. Yeah, now, brother,

(07:58):
let's go the d Bob's even passing me up. Dude.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, no, that's good. Good for you. No, you're gonna
have one thirty seven, I hope.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
So yeah, you might win thirty six k, right, yeah,
he's thinking you might want thirty six.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Thirty six Oh fuck?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
But still though, Bro, that's that's insanely impressive to like
when you get over one hundred k, that's really impressive.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, I got the YouTube plaque and ship.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Bro, I don't have a plaque really, No, how do
you get it?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Bro? You gotta like like like register for it. I
don't know how, or some ship get a hold of YouTube.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah I need to. I'm not like almost four hundred K.
I don't have a no way. Yeah, I just got
a check, like because my friend Andrew like knew how
to get one. I don't know if you know Andrew
Houston work for Ross Andrew Croll, but uh, he like
helped me get a fucking check. Like I don't even
have a check or nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Really yeah, fuck yeah. I think you just got to
email and be like, Yo, where's my plaq at?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Really?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, and they'll and they'll send you to too.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Uh huh oh that's sick. So you can like destroy.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
One, No, don't destroy it.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, Well I just want to use it as a
rolling tray.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh yeah, you can put one on wrong for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, I just want to use it like break it,
like destroy it. Well no, no, you know, it's just
because I feel like I have a mixed I have
a mixed love and hate relationship with YouTube, you know. Yeah,
Like obviously I love YouTube.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I love that it's here, but they got you on
house arrest.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Well no that's not why, Like that's my fault, that's
my Okay. I like that, but it's just because like
I just feel like they have a lot of things
they can work on on their side.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, you know, I know, dude, it's like.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
And like and they're they're deleting people's channels left and
right these days. Bro, It's just it's fun. Yes, yesterday
he got a strike yes for a for a thumbnail
because he posted a video called motor boating mills. Like, really,
what's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
You can't post a video called motorboating milk. There's plenty
of ship like that.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
On you even know what that is? Really?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, he does like drunk flog the.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
AI bought knows the AI bots.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
He actually got a hold of YouTube on Twitter. They
actually responded to him and send me the link.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh fuck you to be honest, yeah, let's set them up.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, it's just like, uh, they just respond to everybody. Yeah,
then we'll get to it.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's like the like the chat thing when you're like
on a website.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Right, and yeah, they definitely do that. They've been doing that.
You know, who knows what this AI ship?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
How much it's to know you can order those things online?
What an AI what like a whole robot? Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Huh are you serious? Yeah, you can order a whole
as of robot right now? Uh huh b how can
mister bees hasn't done this yet.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I don't know this other YouTuber I forget what his
name is, but he ordered one. Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Who do you think is gonna be the first YouTuber
to go to space?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's probably gonna be mister Beast or second, I would
say Steve will do it if he's still considered. Yeah yeah,
but yeah, like why did they cancel Steve will do it?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
It was for posting gambling links.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, and he went to Columbia and was like fucking
with guns and ship. Oh really yeah, so that was
his last YouTube video because me and him collabed and
really yeah, he rented an island and he got it,
got a helicopter and I got towed behind the helicopter
with like water skis. Yeah typical Tuesday. Yeah, it was
pretty sick. And then he's like he's like, yeah, I'll

(11:13):
split half the profits with you, and then he was
gonna upload it, and that that week he got canceled.
Really yeah, I was like fuck, dude, Like that was
really really he's still.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
He's still He's still Steve Will Do It's still crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh yeah, he's the man. Yeah, he was so cool.
He put me up in the pittinghouse and brought out
all his cars and he let me drive his lambeau.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah. But I just like, I just want to know,
like what inspires you to do all this crazy ass ship?
You've just been doing it? Like have you been doing
that since you were a teenager?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Bro, So it's so crazy that you're in Jackass and
you're like sitting on my couch right now. Like, bro,
like seriously, Like when I was a kid, like me
and my brother used to get a camera and we
used to film, like we used to call it Jackass kids. Yeah,
and we would just go around doing stupid as ship
and we record it. We would like plug it up
on a TV and like watch that ship.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Was huge fans of Jackass my whole life.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
So yeah, that's how I got my nickname. It's kind
of like a full circle. I was watching Jackass at
my friend's house and fuck that night, I was like,
I want to do something stupid tomorrow, So like.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Tomorrow inspiring people to do stupid shit.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, tomorrow came and my friend's like, Bro, I remember
you said you're gonna do something stupid today. And I
was like oh. I was like why did I say that?
Because my friends are relentless, dude, there's such instigators. And
I was like, fuck, I got to take a ship
right now. So my friend's like, well, fuck, go out
in the intersection and take a ship in the intersection.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's like classic.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah. So I like went out in the intersection. But
before I went out there, I like went through my
friend's closet and got his old Halloween costume. It was
like a gorilla mask with gloves. So I was out
there taking a ship and the neighbors like saw the
long time ago. You were like yeah, I was like fifteen,
let's go. So I was like, fuck thirty six, so
like twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
How the hell is you get into jackass? I know
this is like I'm not trying to turn this and
like no good.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
So when I was sixteen, I met the producer Trip Taylor.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Really.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah it was when my actually my pro surfer friend
was trying to start a reality TV show. Yeah. It
was like when Laguna Beach first came out.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
So you'll bit by a fucking shark too.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, that was fucked up. That was fucked I was there,
like you want to fucking be Phonsie. I was like sure,
like crazy, and they showed me the video of like
Phonsie jumping these sharks. Yeah, and I was like fuck
really And I didn't know really what it was gonna
like turn into, you know. I just thought I was
gonna jump a couple of sharks, you know, and I
being fine, but there's like fifteen sharks underneath.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh my god, are you yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
And they're chumming. I'm Steve's chumming m He's like yeah, jump,
chumping up. And I was like fucked, you know. I
was like, all right, stop chumming it, brou And where'd
you get bit on my hand? Right here?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah that's like the front jaw and that's the bottom jaw.
But yeah, fucking my hand off, dude. Yeah, every tendon,
two main arteries. Yeah. I can like can't really move
my wrist anymore. But it was like the perfect shark
bite though, really yeah, because I was like, my hand's
still here.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
So like when I felt it bite me, I just
like it was so fucking sharp where if I would
have pulled it back, it would have RiPP my hand off.
Oh my gosh. So like I let it have it.
I was like, oh yeah, take my hand. Yeah. Luckily
it like tasted my blood and it was like, Okay,
this isn't a fish. Let go, let go. I was

(14:36):
like fucking worried about him, like going, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Is there plans for another Jackass?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I hope?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
So yeah, yeah, fucking epic bro. I don't think that's
ever going to die off.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Like yeah, they're so smart though, so like paramount owns
Jackass now really yeah, So so it'll probably be like
a like a plan thing, you know, like they're probably
gonna wait a couple more years for sure that this one,
like you know, resolve in everyone's brain and have everyone
watch it. And and like Jeff Tremaine says, he's like,

(15:15):
we think every Jackass is gonna be the last one. Yeah.
So yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Especially with pranks being so popular everybody wanting to grow
up and do pranks these days. It's because I feel
like it's bringing it back up, and it is it
is because of Jackass, but I feel like so many
kids want to do grow up and just do youtubeer,
grow up and do pranks, making that so much more
relevant again.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Jacksonville is like our jackass is like a it's like
classic pranks. It's not like kind of what people do
do these days, which yeah too, but it's like that
classic like just jackass.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, the way they film it and everything, Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, super original, Like it's fucking it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, those guys are so awesome. I'm like baffled. I'm
like part of the crew.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's crazy some surfer kid fucking from San Diego. Like, yeah,
there's there's other people that go way harder than me.
And I was just like, I'm just really yeah, for sure,
I'm just really dumb and naive and really gullible. You're like, oh,
this kid's perfect, Like we'll tell him anything and he'll
believe it. They just went all right, yeah yeah, I'm

(16:15):
like okay, now it was pretty It's pretty cool though,
filming with those guys dream come true.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm bloud.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Has it hurt?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Being kicking the balls hurt? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Sometimes they they miss and hit you in the choad,
which like it's like the balls and the asshole. It's
like the balls in the ball hole. Get it both
in the chad.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know what's funny? I do a character called John Bravo,
and I always tell people I'm gonna kick him in
the fucking balls. That'd be funny if one day, if
if I'm off off off house arrest and you're back
in Florida, we should plan a skit where I'm doing
that character inside a grocery store. Oh dude, and I
and like, I like, I don't know you in front
of someone, and I'm like, I'll kick you in the
fucking balls.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
And I'm like, fuck, you know you won't. And then
and then you just be like and I just viral
and then I just make the whole shelf all over
the whole Yeah, yeah, viral. That would be in the
balls that. Yeah, your shorts kill it, they do. Yeah, yeah,
your shorts are killing.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Shorts are cool because it's it's good and bad. It's
good because it gives like people a chance to go viral.
Really hard to go viral these days. Everyone's trying to
be for really hard, but shorts give new people a
chance to blow up. I just think they should pay
you more on shorts, bro. I know, like I've gotten
the past. The revenue million dollars shorts, which is two

(17:35):
point four k in revenue from shorts.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No way, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah so much. We should be like over ten.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah we should go on strike. Yeah yeah with some
advice on this.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, the shorts one hundred percent. I would have to
watch your shorts. I didn't check out what your shorts. Yeah,
but there is like certain things to like make shorts
go viral. And obviously it's the first scene. So the
first clip has to catch your attention because they're just
you know, I think they're just scrolling. So the first
word has to catch our attention. And then it has
to be you know, pretty short and like cut cut cut,

(18:09):
like not like one long scene, try to make like cuts.
And there has to be something in it that makes
it rewatchable. So there has to be something like somebody
said or something that happened that makes me like, wait,
what the fuck just happened? I gotta watch that again,
because that's how it goes viral, because it gets viewed
and viewed they just sit there and watch it over
and over or Another really way to make sure it
to go viral is make something that fifty percent of

(18:31):
people agree and fifty percent of people don't agree on.
So you're gonna get a lot of hate and a
lot of people.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. Yeah, Like you know the other day, I fucking
had to emu eat emu food out of my butt crab.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh I saw that thing.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, and everyone's like that's animal abuse. You're like, what, that'sciality.
I was like, bro, even I didn't even like touch
the fucking emu. You're feeding him? Yeah, and he was
just he was cruising. Yeah. So I got a lot
of hate and a lot of like perfect good good.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, you can't blow up. Think of the most successful
people on social media, Like who do you think of? Like,
I'm sure there's a lot more, but you think of
people like Jake, Paul Smith Andrew Tate people like that, Right,
they're just blowing the fuck up because half the people
hate him, half the people love them.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I see.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, that's why I'm not afraid to hate. Like I
welcome this, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Fuck. I try not to read my comments because I'll
get to oh yeah, I feel like anything.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Anytime something blows up on stop reading it. Let it
happen and just stop reading.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, Like, I like, I just want to comment back
so bad, bro, I could pull like you're so fried
doing you know what you're talking to I could, I.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Could pull my I bet you the comments from the
past two hours. I bet sixty percent of them I hate. Yeah,
just because shorts. That's all from short.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah that's cool.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Well, I don't know who my channel.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I know who I am for sure, just six hours
into doing nothing. Yeah, they're just judgmental fucks. They are
just like, read the book before you judge the cover.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's bro, it's hilarious type of ship. They say, like,
I don't know, like the true story.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, you know what is it? It is the true story. No,
I'm just joking, bros. Yeah, the aliens did that, dude.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
For we could be in a simulation right now, Like.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know, huh, we're in another fucking dimension.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, for real, aliens are controlling us right now.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I've been trying to find the portal hole.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dude, my mushroom's just kicked in.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Let's go watch snub Stab.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah. No, I listened to a lot of Joe Rogan podcasts. Yeah,
he's got a good Yeah. I try to listen to
that before.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I don't watch podcasts all that often, but I like
watching podcast clips.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
So I feel like it's really important to clip podcast
because a lot of people don't, not that I don't
have time. I do watch podcasts sometimes, but a lot
of people don't have time to watch a full hour
long pod for sure, So it's hard to go viral
doing that. So that's another way to.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Go viral is like shorter podcasts.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Clips of like something that's super funny or something or
something that fifty people agree with me for simple don't
post that as a clip.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Do you? I see? I see? Do you caption your
shorts too, like a title? No, just like when someone's
saying something, do you put captions on it?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Always?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah? I think that helps out.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
The more captions than any video, the better, even your
full length videos.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I see, Like I try to put.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Captions for everybody else who doesn't have a mic on
it's super annoying and tedious, uh huh, because it could
makes the quality way better.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah. And it's for international people too, yeah, like if
they don't like speak English or read English.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
And there's people who watch ship like driving or like
in class, kids watch stuff in class.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
True. Sometimes I'm not even listening to audio.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Right, they just read the captions exactly. I don't know
about driving driving, just reading what happened to you today?
Oh yesterday, the strike? Oh yesterday. Didn't you just really
explain that?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Sorry, I'm fried too, It's all right. I woke up.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, I was supposed to go to sleep early, you know,
I had ship to do today and I forgot too.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
And there was four in the morning. I go to sleep,
set my arm for eleven, and I wake up. I'm like, ship,
I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
So I get to brush my teeth, grab some food,
get in the car. I'm like, where's my phone? I
got my phone, but I haven't even looked at it yet.
And I'm at this red light and I'm just like
checking my phone and then if I hit something, I
look up and I'm like, oh, awfully close to this car?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Back up a little. And then he gets out of
the car. He's like what.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
And I'm like, dude, is it good? And he's like
I was like, we're good. He's liker, took side.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did he speak English? No, didn't have any insurance? He
said good. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm out of here. Damn, Like,
no way, I need your insurance.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I was like, yeah, right, I'm pretty sure in Florida
that's legal too. Like two people can decide what they
want to do. Oh, you don't have to call the
cops if you get if both people mutually agree to
just move on, you can just move on.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Damn. That's dope.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, so you don't have to call the cops for
a car accident. Yeah, but if one person wants to
then you have to stay.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah. You know, I were into this lady and she's
trying to sue me for like ten thousand dollars really yeah,
and I was barely even going on the freeway.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
She actually like and she's actually trying to see you, like,
you better have to go to court.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, it's like with my insurance though.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Oh really, so your insurance will cover it if you
I hope.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
So yeah, Yeah, the lady I like walked up to Lee.
I was like, are you okay? Are you all right?
She's like yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Then like a
week later she's like, oh, my neck, like she went
to the doctor and like got these papers in her
neck was fucked up, And I was like whatever she
trying to go Yeah, dude, I think she found out
who I was or something. Really, and she's like, yeah,
he probably got money fucked up. I'm like, bitch, I'm

(23:43):
in the negative right now, like straight up.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
And you know what's crazy, Like the hassle to fucking
sue somebody is probably gonna be so much of a
stress on her. Yeah, it canna be worth one thousand dollars. Yeah,
it's gonna take like half a year to a year
to sue you. Yeah, if she was even successful.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
For sure. You know, so I could be dead by You're.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Gonna work for a year to get ten thousand dollars, like.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, people will freaking suck, dude. Yeah, especially in Cali.
Everyone's like so used to COVID and not working. Oh
I know, COVID just fucked every every hard working fucking
ethnic in the world up. Yeah, they're like, yeah, we're
gonna just try to fucking like swindle our way through
life and fuck off, dude, Like go back to your
nine to five job, goes back to working.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, bro, a lot of people got comfortable just getting
government checks yeah and all that bullshit.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Real.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
But that's why I don't like Cali, bro, Like it's
just so like negative there, Like the people like they
don't have a smile on the face.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't know if you've noticed in Florida.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh yeah, people wave right Cali. I try to wave
by people just to fuck with them. Yeah, I'm like, hey,
how's it going? Like, who the fuck you? I'm fucking pissed. Yeah,
I'm like, okay, sucks for you because I'm having a
great day. Like I'm not. I never get mad. Like
the only time I get mad of if if I
like blow a good wave or something. Yeah, I'm like

(25:03):
paling for a good wave and I miss it, I'm
like fuck right. But usually I'm just like always positive,
always happy. Yeah, yeah, I love serving surf. It for
the first time, no way, how was it? It scuffed
up my belly the whole die. Oh shit, you're not
used to it, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Literally, first, I'm not used to it either.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah you tried serving?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah I did once. Well, so I grew up skateboarding,
so I'm I used to skate a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
But one time my friend brought me out during a
hurricane and like he said, I was getting ordered.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hurricanes.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Well yeah, but it seemed fun, Like I was like,
if I could learn how to do this, be fun.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, you know. The funnest part is like getting to
the top of the wave and paddling and then you
fucking make the drop down to the bottom of the
wave and then the wave will come over and that's
when you're like in the barrel. Who's out of prankster girls?
Oh right, shout out, But yeah, there's barrel is like
the sickest thing, Like I love to serve just barrel.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Really you'd have to go out during a hurricane.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, hurricanes?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I know. It's funny. It's like the best surfer in
the world, Kelly Slaters from Florida.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Really, Like, how did he get that's so good? Probably traveling,
I guess, Yeah, for sure. Damn that's pretty that's pretty crazy. Yeah, yeah,
there ain't there's no waves here.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah. I was fucking staying on the Gulf of next
to Inglewood and there's no ways. But it was so
nice because the water was clear.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
After a full moon sometimes there's waves. Really, my wife's
like the.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Currency or something, the gravity.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, but I was in Dayton actually the day before
I got put on house rest, and it was the
day after a full moon, and I remember we were
in the ocean. I swam all the week. We swam
like past the pier and bro. Like, we were like,
all right, we should probably turn around, like we're pretty well.
We were far further than the surfers, damn. And when
we turned around, we realized the current was sucking a sound.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
It was so hard to go back.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It was pushing low.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
It was scary. Bro. I was like, I know exactly.
You got to relax. And yeah, my friend was in the
nate you so he has experienced swimming and so he
was doing like backstrokes. He was like, you got to
switch up your strokes. Yeah, making it worn out.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
He's making it look easy.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, he was chilling.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
He's like, yeah, yeah, it was. It was a little
a little scary. Yeah, you know, are you afraid of sharks?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I'm like slightly afraid of water that I can't see in. Yeah,
so I do have a slight fear.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Of being when i'm you can't see the bottle.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's always in my head, Like, fuck, bro, I'm a
little worried when I'm in the ocean, I'm nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
When I'm with people, I feel way less worried. Yeah,
because it's less of a chance and you're gonna get bit.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah. They're like, yeah, we might buy his leg but
we might buy yours. No, they don't really buy. I
went to Shark Week two and made peace with the
Yeah they don't bite, they don't buy less.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah right right, worn to bite people.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah like that. Yeah, they're like Shark Week two. I
was swimming. They took me down there and they had
the fucking like a bait box, and then they attracted
all the sharks again, and I was down there with
scuba and I was fucking like freaking out and there
was all these sharks fucking going crazy a frenzy again,

(28:07):
but it was like underwater b it was g normally bro.
But I like I faced my fear and like I remember,
the guys were like, well, if you want to do
a free swim after like we do this shoot, you
guys can do a free swim. I was like fuck no,
And then I was like started thinking about it. I
was like, fuck, I should go back down there, you know,

(28:27):
and free swim. So I went back down there and
I fucking just like went into the deep abyss dude
by myself, and I was like here we go, dude,
Like I'm gonna fucking get bid again. But I fucking
saw the shark coming right behind me, and I was like,
oh fuck, here we go. And then here we go. Yeah,
I was like, here we go again, but I fucking

(28:48):
it came like right by me and like checked me
out then bailed really and like the fear of sharks
like left me.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're not ready to just like punch in the face.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
No way. Yeah. I was like so scared that I
was like giving it shot because and Ship I was
like what the he you like, please don't buy me,
Like I'm good, you know, we're so funny, bro, And
he's like, yeah, I'm not gonna buy you this time. Later.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Maybe that's why he respected you. He was like, all right,
he's true.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
He probably saw your scar and he's like.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Like that's the kid who got big.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, he probably he probably heard about it from h You're.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
A legend, dude. They're like just like ships like Ship,
I don't buy this kid.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's probably exactly what they think.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
What the is this?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
So what's your plans for the summer?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Get off house, rest and just travel bro. Yeah, I
got my passport finally coming. I've never left the country yet, so.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh really trying to.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Travel, dude? Traveling I love it, bro, I fucking love it.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Where where do you want to travel to?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I don't know, bro, wherever the world takes me, Like,
I have no idea sick, Like we're thinking about starting
on somewhere like more simple, like Jamaica or some ship
that's not like too expensive to go there.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
So I think you.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I think you do good in Europe pranking Europe and
people in Europe. Yeah, they're just so like not ready
for the pranks, you know, really because that they don't
really do like stuff like that over there.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Like, yeah, I feel like you do have to be
careful in other countries too. Obviously you don't know the laws,
you don't know who you're around.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, they're a little more strict probably.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, you don't want to end up in a prison
and fucking Puerto Rico imagine.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I mean South America is pretty pretty like.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, I heard there was a guy of lagger who
did a video called going to the World's Most Dangerous
Places and he got kidnapped by the Taliban. I haven't
really like seen much about it, but I forgot who
told me that. Somebody told me that happened. I was like, damn, Yeah,

(30:48):
there's also been that prankster who got shot recently in Texas,
which is not good.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Luckily he's fine, but that's that's just not good for
the prank community.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Makes it more we're gonna shoot him.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah and yeah and like like like that. Plus I
feel like YouTube looks at that like if people are
dying getting shot doing pranks, we don't want pranks for sure,
hopefully or something like that.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah. Well, people just like fucking think they can shoot
anything that they have a gun. You know.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I wonder what happened to that guy. I'm sure he
probably targets and it was I heard it was like
the most innocent prank I forgot. I talked to his
camera man. He told me what it was. I forgot,
but I was like, seriously, like, guy, what happened was
they ended up almost getting in a fight and then
the guy pulled out a gun and shot him.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Damn. That's pussy ship.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Pussy ship, bro, Like.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Come on, I know it's like, dude, put your dukes up.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
And that's in Texas too, Like you're supposed to fight.
I feel like, because isn't that like legal if you
agree to fight in Texas? Can't you like legally fight
you mutually agree. Not sure I heard that. Yeah in
Texas you can agree. If two people agree, you can fight.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Classic, right, Like you want to fight? Yeah, you want
to fight? Yeah, let's fine. You should do a prank.
You should do a prank like that.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yeah, we should just challenge for people to actually fight.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, we should do a prank like that. Yeah, we
fight each other.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, like, oh, like just in public, like.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Just dodge every punch. Yeah, you like, let me dodge
your punches, hilarious. Probably pack a big punch. You're a
pretty fucking swoll guy.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, I kick his as wrestling. Yeah, that's what's No.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I'm trying trying to get de Bob in the gym though, dude.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, Bob he works out.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
He works out with me, like probably once a month.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Good dude, oh once a month.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, once a month. We'll try to get a pump.
I'll be out there. I'll be like, yo, dee Bob,
he has to come over, and I'll be like, de Bob,
you gotta get a pump before you leave. Yeah, So
we'll just do like two sets.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I call pump yea.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
My word for pump is like having sex, pumping and humping, Bro,
Pumping the key to health, pumping and Arnold. Arnold says,
pumping and pumping and humping.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, you want to pump, Hey, let's pump.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's funny, Yeah, de Bob.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
It's not like like the results don't come in like
one hour. You know. You gotta work out for like
a couple of weeks or maybe a month. Yeah, months, Yeah,
worth the squeeze. I'd rather be surf.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
But hey, you know what, one one set a month
is better than nothing, I guess. Yeah, like that'll add
up over the years. It was my twenty year old cat.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh, no way old, twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
One of the oldest cats in America. Probably maybe me
twenty years bro. I'm pretty sure the world record is
thirty five, damn, which is insane for a cat. Most
cats lived till of like fifteen to twenty in that ring.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, I've had some go after five. Yeah. I used
to have cats in Missouri, like wild cats, and they'd
start humping each other like incest cats.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Bro. They spread like crazy, Bro, they spread like crazy
motherfuckers be everywhere.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, dude, there, they don't give a fuck. They'll come
and eat all.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The can and you know, what Yeah, and you know
it's crazier than bell. They hump each other. They have kittens,
and then they'll hunt their kittens and have kittens with
their kittens.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Like most of my cats are inbread, not this one.
This is the only one that's not inmbred.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
My other two cats are straight inbread.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's why he live so long. He's not in bread.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, she's been an inside cat her whole life too.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Uh you like dogs or cats both?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I just love it. Animals is the reason I have.
I have three cats. My girl has a dog, which
is basically not my dog adopted. Okay, but uh, cats
are just easier to take care of. And I just
you know, I'm obviously not like in a position where
I can always be at home, So I feel like
having a dog is harder when you want to travel
and shit. For sure, cats like I can have somebody
feed them for a week, they'll be fine. A dog,
you can't really leave a dog for a week.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Bro can't. When I came on this trip, I had
to get my dog some boarding.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, good boarding. But she has it to where it's
a like a service animal, so she can usually bring
them on planes and.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Ship can't it's so cute.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Monkey is your name?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh yeah, so how long have you been on house arrest?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Two months?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Don't count it?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, I'm trying to try not to say.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's went by. I see how long you know. I'm like,
don't count it.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
It's went by pretty fast, like literally exactly two months
today in the third Oh cool, Hope I get off
in one more month, Bro, that'd be fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Good behavior. Yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
It has to go through the It has to go
through the state attorney, which she hates me. Obviously, she
was trying to get me in jail.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Really.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Hopefully she'll say, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well my boy right here, his his stepdad is the
judge of Florida. Who who is it?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
You really have a step out as a judge?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Who is it? Yeah? Well mine was in Gainesville. It
was uh, it was I always forget his name.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Bro. Maybe we can get you in contact with the judge.
But I didn't help our boy out.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Seriously, bro, six let me.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
He's fucking desperate. He needs to get out of the house.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Bro. Yeah, I don't. I don't deserve this shit.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I'm not a criminal like I used to be when
I was a teenager.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Maybe, but like his mom's an attorney too, for real. Yeah,
they're married. So the judge and the attorney are married.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
My attorney sucks, so maybe all.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, we need the business guard of your mom.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Cars didn't because my attorney actually obviously you know.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, we'll try to lost my case and do something
for our boy. Dude.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Judge probably oh yeah, I got you worries.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, he'll probably be like, yeah, I know that judge.
You know you have judge.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
He's pretty like he's pretty uh you know, like he
has common sense. He's not like an asshole. Yeah, it's
pretty fair the word I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
He doesn't wear sunglasses when he's not on the on
the fucking stead.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
He actually he actually listens to you, and uh, here's
what you have to say. It takes everything, like you know,
he doesn't just make a decision based off of whatever
the fuck you know.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, tell him what's up. They'd be like, yo, dude,
three months is like, oh, I've learned my lesson, and.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I think he knows that because the way I said
it in court and everything, the way it went, like,
I think he believes me. So this is why he
didn't put me in jail. Yeah, so pretty sure, and
it'll just be converted over to more probation time.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah yeah, Like what was were they going to send
you to jail? Yeah? For how long a year?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Eleven year? It was like it was like eleven months
and twenty days. And the reason they do that is
to keep you in the county, which is worse they
put you because if you if it's anything over a year,
you to prison.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh yeah, prisons way better.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Prison's better because you eat better, you get better food,
you walk around, not a bunch of drama county. The
food is you're not supposed to live off that food.
Bro that she gives you tumors and you have your lockdown,
you're in your fucking celle. You get one hour, that's it.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Fuck fuck yeah fuck. How many times have you been arrested.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
My whole life? Like thirteen?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah, most of them were before the age of eighteen.
I was a crazy fucking teenager. It was a lot
of like fighting and just you know, weed charges like
batter that you go through that and then I've had
like I've had like five six different cases from YouTube.
At this point, I would say like I was how
many arrests. I had actually one, three, three to four

(37:48):
actual arrests for you too, but it was like five
or six cases.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, because I was watching your videos. In every video
is like we're gonna call the cops, like there's such
a thread.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
And Bro, I thought I was invincible when I first
started YouTube. Yeah, I was doing so much crazy ship.
I was just smoking blunts, whatever the fuck I wanted,
just doing whatever the fuck I wanted. You know, it's crazy.
I've never gotten in trouble for smoking a blunt. I
still do that. Like I've done that on probation, bro,
like nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, but on house arrest.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Bro, literally I've done on house arrest. Like with him,
I put a I literally I put a I put
an iPhone in his head and we got on FaceTime
and I sent him in Walmart and I was like
talking it. Yeah. But I always get arrested for the
stupidest ship really, Like I got arrested for fucking knocking

(38:35):
over a box of cupcakes that we offered to pay
for and the they we got arrested that day. That
was my first YouTube arrest. And I just this case
was just dismissed yesterday yesterday.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Was Fridays yesterday.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
After we got put on probation, we had to do
forty yards community service. I mean, just that case is
now finally over, So.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I like prank the community service people.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Oh, bro, I I could have because they were so cool.
They were so chill, Like, I definitely could have. But
I still have one hundred hours to do for my
new case.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Some fucking de Bob in.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
There, yeah, bro, Like literally they were so chill.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, I got way more hours.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
He was on probation when I met him. He just
got off a couple of months ago.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Damn from YouTube Deep.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Hop basically spray painting his Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah,
spray painting his YouTube user name.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Well, to be.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Fair, just promotion and the fucking tag is still there
on the corner of the high school.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Was it worth Yeah, some promotion was worth it.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Bro, if you're a YouTuber, you're you're gonna get arrested
for sure. You have to you have to, bro like
you just you just have to get YouTube.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Dude. I had a before I went to like probably
four months ago, but before I went to my recovery program,
I had a gel blaster and I was rolling around
in my friend's car with the jail blaster and there's
this guy sitting at the bus stop and I just
go pink and I got it right, Bro, They're so

(40:05):
paintball gun. Yeah, and the guy like flipped out called
the cops. He told the cops that I had a
real gun. Yeah, So the sheriff, he should have been
the one to get arrested. Yeah. So the sheriff's fucking
we're looking for me. And yeah, so they're they're like
six sheriffs on me at the I fucking ended up

(40:26):
at the skate park.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Did they take it down a gun point?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
No, because they like crept up on my friend's car.
My friend was smoking a bong rip and they he's
they scared the ship out of him because he's like
scared of the cops. And then they're like they saw
the joel blaster and like, well, this isn't a real gun.
And I was kind of like walking my dog like
over like next to the skate park, and I'm like, oh,
what's going on over here? I'm just gonna chill over here.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You know, I should have arrest of the guy who
called the cops, bro, starting all that fucking drama.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, dude, So that's crazy. Yeah. So like they fucking
arrested me at the skate park and all the kids
like set them free, like free poopies. Fucking I got out.
This was this was an insignitas in San Diego, the
sheriffs and they're like, we're about to call the helicopter
and I was like, whoad, you guys are tripping. Oh
my god, it's just a gel blaster. But I got

(41:16):
the guy so good. He was so pissed and he
was with his son too, so he like he was
trying to.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Like like mail Karen mail Karen's.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, so like I kind of felt bad for the
guy though, He's like.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
You ever thought about doing more pranks for your channel?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah? I got like some good ideas.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
You do more like vlog like just crazy ship like yeah,
more just like which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I feel like everyone has their own niche, but don't
be afraid to like branch out and just try things,
bro post try things and just post it whatever whatever
goes viral, stick.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
With it, okay, you know yeah, because the last prank
I did, I acted like I had no breaks on
my e bike and I was like, watch out, I
have no breaks that's funny and I like eat shit
on it.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, see that could be your niches, like the
fact that you're willing to just eat ship or do
all this crazy ship. You can make that into a
prank because not many people are willing to like go
eat ship on a fucking e bike, where like jumping
some disgusting water, or like get kicked in the balls,
not many people are willing to just do that.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I see, So.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
You can make that a prank and your own like style.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, my girlfriend said she's doesn't want to me getting
kicked in the balls anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I don't blame her because we're.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Gonna have a family one day. I want to be
able to have a family.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
So but I hate I hate to say, but we
got to do it one more time, one more time
for the John video.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
She's gonna have to like answer, and it's fun of
his character. He says it to everyone. He's like, you
want me to kick you in we can.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Just put a cup of okay, Yeah, you know, like
I don't I don't fake like.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I don't like to fake shit. I don't make kick
me in the ball last time ball kick.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Just like the Jackass movie. Everyone you always think it's
the last time, but there's always one more bike.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No, I no, no, I don't. I don't fake anything.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I mean I don't have to like try to destroy
your balls.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, just a good tag, just.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
For the scene. It doesn't have to be like a fucking.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, just fucking tag me, right.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
And I've actually done it this some one before because
I don't know why. It's the kid he kind of
does crazy ship, but he just I was doing a
fan meet up and he wanted me to kick him
in the balls. So I was like, you actually want
me to kick him in the balls right now? And
he's like, yeah, So I did it. I didn't hit
him that hard because I couldn't. Bro, I couldn't. I
couldn't get myself to like try to destroy this guy's.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Balls, because I'm sure you could, you're a big guy.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, but like you almost like even if you want to,
you like something holds you back.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
For sure, because that's just got my heart.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah that's just not normal, bro, like to want to
kick somebody in the ball.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, it's not normal.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Yeah, for sure, you got to be evil if you
really want to actually like like like for people who
kick him, like has someone ever actually tried to really
destroy your ship, like they're really like just that's what
I'm saying, Like you got to be an evil person
to actually sure really try to kick somebody in the ball.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
To hate the person.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah. Oh that's a different though, that's a girl. Yeah,
they don't have the same feeling. They don't know, like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
They don't know. Yeah, they'll go kind of hard, it's different. Yeah,
she had like a running start to happy more nuts
and it's hard not to flinch, dude, Yeah, exactly, it's
hard not to like pull back, like you gotta do
a blindfolding. Yeah that's even worse though. Yeah, but I'd
rather just like train my brain not to like move.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Why don't you just study like the karate techniques because
you know they get kicking the balls really, so you
gotta like train your mind to just be so calm.
Yeah that it just doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, that's what I've been doing.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, you ever see that ship, like the karate people
that they just in China, China or whatever. They go
one by one, they's got their legs bread you got
one by one guy coming by kicking you in the ball. Yeah,
and they just sit there just taking kicking one kid
over there no function.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
That's why they're kicking each other. And then after you
got yeah no kids for you boom. Hell yeah. Well
d Bob, what's your plans for the summery just hanging
out all day? What? Oh? Traveling work, music festivals? Oh?

(45:21):
Right on, kind of like a nine to five.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
So do ano this week?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Right? Yeah? Next week five days sick. We're just at
soul Fest and Bama. Yeah that was pretty cool. Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
You want to Jenny to right?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
You ever been a Jenny Springs and Memorial Weekend? No
fucking insane? Really yeah, you know it's crazy. It's a
huge Florida thing everything.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Hell yeah, yeah yeah. I did my festival thing back
in the day when I was younger.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
But I'm not a huge festival fan myself.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
To be paid for a festival, yeah, I just really
they paid for me to go.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah yeah, see that's the way to do it, in
my opinion, Like for me, like I've I've been at
festivals for filming. My best ever festival experience. It was
always sponsored through Vibes at this time and papers, and
they paid for me to go film at Rolling Lout
in New York and we got press passes bro, so
we were able to go all the way to the front,
like above security, so we had no crowds, Like we

(46:15):
could literally I could like reach up in the stages
right there. That's the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
That's sick.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
But to be in a crowd of people, like, it's
not my thing.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, we're trying to prank some people too at the
festival because it's so easy to prank those people because
fucked up on drugs.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
So I think it's just it's so loud. Yeah, so
audio is just trash at festival. Yeah, it's really just
be roll content.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah for sure. Yeah. We have like this hundred fake
hundred dollars bill on a fishing.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Oh that's that's you could do shit like that.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, And I was like hiding over this.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Little leg work because you get people.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I got like two people. Yeah, it was funny. They
make oh you got me, you got me, or people
would see it and just like walk right on it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Should do that with like a bag of fake drugs
or something.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Dude trying to do that. We're trying to do that,
but I didn't want to like ask someone for fucking
baggy and ship.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It was fun. Then we had like a fake snake
on the on the fishing yeah, and I was trying
to pull it through the crowd at the festival. Yeah,
not one guy, but we didn't get on camera.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Really ten people, so nobody even like saw it because
there's so many people.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, like people saw me like kind of walking up
and then I had Carson like go drop it like yeah,
fucking next to him. But sometimes it would flip over
on the other side, so it would be on belly
side right and it was all curled up because it
was rubber. Yeah, so it's just kind of hard to
get like the the real fucking.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Plus some people won't even freak out.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
It's yeah, yeah, some people were, but like they saw
me kind of like put places and ship before and
they look up and I'd be up there with a
fishing pole. I can't see me there. But it was
it was pretty cool. We had. We had a lot
of good, good fun there.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
One time my friend did a video Crisp Insanity, another
guy film with he was like, I forgot what the
title was, but he put his wallet at the end
of a fishing thing and he was like fishing for.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Girls, no fun.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, he does like pun puney type videos. He used
to work with ros so it's like kind of on that,
like you know, puney type videos like that.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Cool. Hell yeah, dude, that's dope. Yeah, well, how much
time do we have? What we're at twenty minutes? Oh
going to say, do you guys want to get a
mic on the cat? Yeah? Mark him up. No, I
just got a poop. Yeah, I just ate breakfast. If you.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Poop break do you cut your podcast at all or
is it just straight?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Just straight?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what do do you put? What do
you post your podcast?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
On my YouTube channel Spotify, there's this saying called gravity. Yeah,
take a new thing, okay, just like fucking throw my
SD card.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
And I've been trying to do more streaming, like live
streaming and ship like that.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I really enjoy that. I just got like a new
setup and I've been especially someone else for us, so
I've been trying to stream more. Yeah, but I do.
I'll be like a second channel.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, you know, that's fun live streaming. Yeah, what do
you do? Just play games?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I do like reaction videos. Sometimes I'll play games or
I'll do like prank calls or just smoke.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Weed and just prank calls are sick.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah, it's fun. I was like watching that.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, I was fucking trying to troll this this lady
that was like such a date to my girlfriend like
all her life, and like I was like, fuck it,
what's her number? And I texted her this morning. I
was like, Hi, this is the I r S like,
you need to call us back asap because something happened
with your taxes last year. Really yeah she believed it. No,
she hasn't responded yet. Really, so I'm waiting for respond

(49:45):
Like I like prank calling people. He's like getting credit
card numbers. We should prank call someone right now.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I'm down a prank call like a YouTuber. Yeah, so
I always, well you know Eric, you want to try
to prank called Eric?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I thing is I always prank call him and it's
always from a serious Soda number, so he knows you
don't have a Seriosoda. You have a phone number?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Though? No, okay, do we have someone's phone? Oh, here's
my phone.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, she's a random phone.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Okay, I'm pretty sure. Wait, really did.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
You use a different phone? Then? Maybe just somebody not
from Florida, not not a Florida area. Yeah, because he's
gonna know I feel like it's me.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Babe, can we use your phone? Okay, he's so down.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
What are you gonna say to I don't know, I'd
be like, this is the I r s. Well, you
know you should say something about if you I don't.
I don't know if you want to scare him because
like he just got free everything, because oh really the
case I got dismissed, he was my co defendant, so
he's like officially off probation. So maybe you should scare him,
like you're a business trying to assume him.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yeah, like one of his recent say somebody from a
fit expo, because he always goes to exposing people aways
trying to assume. Oh really, so say you're like somebody's manager, like.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
H thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, you're say you're like Mike o Hearn's manager or something.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, and uh see this is what I did.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Today, your text branking people.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, text pranks. This This lady made my girlfriend's life miserable.
Like so you're just oh I can't. I went I
was gonna throw a slurpy at her, but I was
kind of I just like was like, yeah, it's kind
of my get Okay, let's see her number. Yeah, what's

(51:27):
the world? Eric can't throw slurpies at Say his last name.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Name is Ernest?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
This is is this Ernest connects connects speed.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Just make it silly because he's not going to know
who it is if it's not a.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, yeah, what's the number?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I've I've exposed his number a couple of times. Learned
my lesson to not.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Say, oh perfect because I put him on Live.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Before and I exposed the number and a dude like.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
My friend get so pissed when you do them. It's
three one zero nine to nine. Never mind.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
No, that's why I actually caught myself. Last time I
was on Live, I was like three wins.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Oh ship, how do you say his last name? Ernest? Hi?
Is this Ernest? K?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Nobody says it right? So it's everybody says his name?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Right? Is this Ernest? Yeah? This is the Who should
I say? It's from?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Oh? The phone?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Gotch Who should I say? I am Gregory Smith? Oh?
This is Gregory Gregory Smith? Is this Ernest? We're suing
you for ten million dollars?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Now say ten million? Be like be like, hey, so,
uh I, I understand you were at the expo and
you pranked my my what do you call like, if
you're a manager, what do you call him? My client?
Michael Hearn or someone Somebody'm trying to think of, someone
like Michael Hearn hates him, really, Michael.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I should be like, this is Michael Hearn.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, don't say you're Michael hern because he know he
knows him. Say say you're his manager and we're suing
you for defamation. He's tired of you posting your videos online.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I'm tired of this Eric Ernest Ki? What's my name again?
Uh See, that's why I don't do pranks. Dude takes
me hours.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Franks make a lot of believe.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Is this Ernest k Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
That's perfect?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What's my name again? United? What is it he.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Should be? Because he's on Kellie time and he sleeps.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
In fucking wake up Ernest Kunowski about the sooner people?
We can keeping fucking Ernest k Ski? Who else can
we call? Uh?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
So another guy?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Should we call these ladies that I try to fucking control?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a little goal he's going.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Eric's not very he's smart.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
But that's what sucks when about smart people. You can't
ever get him.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
But he's a little more Yeah, okay, he's easy to prank.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
They're all out there pranking people. We're trying to prank them.
What what's this phone number? Fuck? What's Basket's real name?
What's Alex?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Just tell him? Uh, I just act like anyone, be
like I'm on your videos and like I have more
than enough time and money to sue you. Sometimes gonna
make it believable, believe me, Like I get threatened all
the time. So I know what they said.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Hey, dip shit, wake up.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
I'll call him again. He might not answer a random number.
He's probably up. Eric's is the one that sleeps in
all day? What about Oh yeah the answer probably Well,
just keep trying to someone answers.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
And it's pretend to be someone from publics.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
That's a good idea, Yeah, because he just got trespassed
from public the other day.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Hey, dip shit, is this dip shit TV? Yeah? This
dip ship TV?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Actually not a bad TV name.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
They're all out there bringing people. Dude, we can't freaking
try to call those troll ladies that I was talking with. Yeah, babe,
is this a fucking content fucked with my girlfriend. No,

(56:27):
I can't say that word. Them thought this was spier cut.
There we go, funk off. This is the I r
s your fucking it's off.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Your phone just turns on.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Well, fucking this one. I texted this lady. This is
the city of Verdondo Beach. Please get back to us.
It's regarding a criminal investigation that took place last week
and you are a key wayiness. Thank you. Let's see
if she answers. Dude, stop throwing these things at means?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
It's a little freaking hump dolls.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I thought it was like a dog to.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Little hump dolls, jerk jerked meat dolls with the usually
cut a hole in the mouth and then go down
on it.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, you don't even start sixty seven?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Are you? No? What's that? No jerky? Hey, you bitch,
this is the fucking city of Ordondo Beach. I can't
even get anyone dude.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Up.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah, we gotta get someone one person. Guy, you're from
Public's Corporation and you're assuming him. Okay, he just he
just got trespassed.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Okay, nine four one two eight four, be.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Like look, we know you're like look look, you're on
the you're fuck it, we can, we can expose your system.
Bron't care.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, we're gonna expose you. I'm fucking from publics put on.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Oh yeah, tell him you're from Publics and uh, we're
we're aware you just made a YouTube video and if
you post it online, we will be suing your for
the amount of twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Okay, who is this again?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
His name is yusuf fucking use to right, Yeah, yeah,
it's just spelled differently different, be like d bubbles with
him to be like, we're we're aware that your friend Bob.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, Hi, yusif this is Publics? Hi? Is this use off? Hello? Hello?
Is this usif? Yeah? Who's there? This is the manager
of Publics And we heard you were in our store

(58:58):
the other day and we're coming after you for about
ten thousand dollars because we don't appreciate you coming into
our store anymore and filming your dumb, dip shit YouTube videos. Way,
what ten thousand dollars? Yeah, you'll be hearing from my
lawyer in about a week or so. All right, all right,

(59:24):
that's all. Yeah, I mean I guess yo, you know,
gives some ko Tak Moler. Shut up, you said your
dip ship. You come into our stores again, We're gonna
fuck you up. Oh okay, okay, zack ass jack Ass?
Who the fuck is zack Ass? Okay? Cool? I want

(59:44):
to do, bro, I want to believe my thing I'll
get and this is fucking publics, you dip ship.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
But uh but bro, like ten thousand dollars, that's deep, Like.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Well, you better pull it out your ass somehow, because
I'm tired of you're coming into our stores and fucking
pulling your stupid pranks. You dip shit. Don't even talk
over me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You come in there
with your filmers one more time and expose yourself. I'm
gonna call the cops here, please. I'm really broke. I

(01:00:23):
don't have any money. Well, you better start making better
YouTube videos, you dip shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You better start making better videos because obviously they're not
paying off hurt. These YouTuber kids get a lot of money.
Yeah bruh, I mean, sir, I'm just only making fourteen
bus so far this month, So like at fourteen bucks
this month, that's bullshit. Usef use your brain, you dip shit.

(01:00:55):
We know who you are. We got you on our
cameras this buddy, You're fucked buddy, fuck right now. Please
don't get me deported. Oh to port you back to
fucking Mexico real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
You're going back to Egypt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Start fucking picking watermelons again.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Please please please.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I don't want I don't want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I want to going back to the fucking pyramids where
you came from.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Ye, start building them anymore work? Did you guys believe us?
Did you believe me? You guys are the best?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Are you guys still filming?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah? Big reds over here coaching me into this one,
and I was like, fuck, I don't know. It's kind
of a little steep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Uh, because you know what, I'm pretty sure playing a
fitness suit eric for for twenty kye.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Bro, Yeah, this is playing of fitness and fucking ship joking.
I'll give you my routing number and you can just
just pause into my account. Yeah boys, hell, yeah, I know.
Yeah that's a little too steep. I'm suing you for

(01:02:19):
ten dollars answers, Oh yeah, yeah, I got paipal. I'm
suing you for twenty dollars. I need some gas money.
I'm suing you for ten bucks at least it. Hell yeah, boys,
you guys are bro like we really work like it's

(01:02:42):
all good. Maybe take a picture of something, but maybe
it's another time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Are you guys still filming?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
No, we finis, but like DRIs, that's dropping off right
now and then I'm gonna probably just get it any
more like or.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Something, all right for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Hell yeah, gee, well fucking keep it up, dude, you're
killing it. I'm proud of you. Thank you, you're talking
to you to you too? Brother? Well, hell yeah, thanks
for answering your phone because we called like ten people
no one answered their phone. Than for almost making it.

(01:03:18):
I should have said your last name. I was just like,
fucking you know this guy know me by my first name,
and like fucking I kind of blew it on that one.
It really come. That's how they are. Yeah, they get

(01:03:40):
super snapped because they can't even fucking they don't even
know what they're doing. They're just like so pissed up
their wives and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
You just switch up and you're like, I'm gonna fucking
beat your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
If you met me here at this time, at this
place for fucking duking it out, no dugging Hell yeah, boys,
We'll have a great day. I'll talk I'll talk to
you guys soon. All right, all right, you that was
fucking funny, dude, funny. This is public.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
This one person, This is the owner of the public.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah, the grocery stores. Right, yeah, yeah, this is a franchise.
I own the fucking franchise. My fucking employees are quitting
because of you. All right, who else should we call? No, no, damn,

(01:04:38):
but when they do, Lord, this is the slurpea King.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
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