August 17, 2022 • 53 mins
We're back! Today on The Shi**iest Podcast w/ Poopies, we welcome Jackass cast mate Rachel Wolfson!
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Welcome to the shittiest podcast ever startingPoopies. What isn't my mic falling down?
Isn't excited? So how you been? Let's save it? Is it
recording? It is recording? Toobad? I know how to do production,
so too bad. Where else youuse that? Oh you gotta hear
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this story, all of Let's startthis podcast. I like on Poopies podcast,
the shittiest podcast in the world.The podcast is like started before it's
even start, Like he's still settingup and yeah, yeah he's guys lag
Ye. Poopies was putting on deodorant, which is like, so nice of
(00:45):
you. I have to a andwe're back. Sorry for the little hiatus.
There A lot has happened since ourlast episode. At one point,
we lost Poopies. We really did. He was surfing in Mexico and lost
his phone or broke his phone orfucking whatever. It really doesn't matter because
for better or worse, we gothim back. And I'd like to take
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a quick minute to congratulate our hoston his Big MTV Movie Award for Best
Kiss. What an accomplishments. I'msure his fellow nominees were crestfallen from the
loss. In fact, I've heardreports, but Robert Pattinson is going to
kiss Zoey Pravat's even part in theNext Batman to take back what is rightfully
his well Anyway, today's guest isPoppies Jackass co star and comedian Rachel wolf
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We're happy to report that Poopies wason time for this interview and even applied
deodorant prior to their meeting. Ifyou saw Jackass forever, you know she's
one of the bravest members on thecrew. She barely made a peep after
being stung in the face by ascorpion. What's her secret to staying calm
in those stressful moments? Weed,It's wheat. There's people out there that
(01:53):
I've smelled before, like they fuckingsteam hands together for he was New York.
He's going, Hey, I'm walkinghere and like, motherfucker, that's
post podcast in the world, areyou guys? Welcome to the Poopies Podcast,
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the shittiest podcast ever, and todaywe have my good friend Rachel Wolfson.
I should say good friends, slashcastmate, thank you, thank you
for thank you for having Popies.Okay, I have a question for you.
I know what I'm gonna question,question, I'm gonna out of the
new cast members, am I yourfavorite, your best friend? It's okay
(02:38):
to say yes, yes, okay, well me and all the other boys,
me and Zach jas we're all tight. But yeah, I can tell
you some stuff that like I can'ttell the boys, you know for sure.
But yeah, that's what's up.She supports me on und percent.
I support her one hundred percent.And that's how the team does it.
We're gonna say that so many timesto day, I swear. Yeah.
(02:59):
So starting this podcast off, let'sdo it. What's going on? How
you been I've been good. Ihaven't seen you in like two weeks,
right, three weeks. Shark weekYep, that was fun. I got
to be Poopies plus two plus yeahplus two. It was plus one,
but it was an honor. Itwas so fun traveling with poops. I
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wish you were on the Like.So I get a call from Shanna,
the executive producer, and she's like, what are you gonna do for your
plus one? You should bring likesomeone like I don't know, like Rachel
or something. I was like,oh, okay, like hell yeah,
you let's bring Rachel. I'm down. I'm like the perfect wing woman like,
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I, um, if you likehooked? Yeah? Yeah, hooked
you up? Yeah yeah? Butyou wanted me to be there? Ye,
wanting me there? She smiled intoit, And no you can't.
On the podcast, Rachel like set, let's do the cancel meter and editing.
Beat that up. Well, we'llalready start with one thing, so
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that two things already at two.Um. No, it was so fun
hanging out with Poops and the crewon Shark Week. It was honestly one
of the best times ever. Um, what happened on the plane? Do
you want three times? Possibly?No, I'm just kidding. Um,
the plane was fun. You knowagain, I don't know if you want
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me to tell the story, butI think you don't give a fuck.
So, Um, I arrived atthe airport, Poopies is in prime Poops
you know mode, ready to go, and um we make it at out
of security. We have a drinkbefore we get on the plane, and
then something happened like did you havea conversation with someone that like upset you
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or something? No, Bro,I was like pretty hammerd Like okay,
so double shot, yeah, clubsoda and Vodkas. So I Poopies gets
on the plane with his boombox andhe's playing like four I love JBL.
It's eleven pm at night. Peopleare not ready to get it started,
ready to go to bed. Yeah, the flight attendant was like, oh,
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the flight attendant thought they changed themusic to the airplane, like that's
what was playing. She didn't realize. And so I go to the bathroom.
I'm like whatever, I and inthe bathroom, I hear the flight
attendants like getting mad at Poopies forthe music. And then I come out
and Poopies has his vape, hishis what is it a water vape?
His vape and his and he takeshe takes a hit of the vape in
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front of the flight attendant, bythe way, playing it explicitly says no
smoking or vaping. This is afederal fine. You know that happened?
Is like she just walked by soquick, and I just like so natural
just to take a rip of myvape. And right when she walked by,
I was like, oh fuck,and she saw me like I totally
(05:53):
just wasn't looking. So she walkedby right when I blew it out come
out of the bathroom to this,and I for sure was like up this,
Poopies is gonna get kicked off theplane. He's going to be blacklisted
from X, Y and Z Airline. But somehow Poops gets out of it.
The flight attendant took the vape,looked at it. Popies like,
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oh, no, it's just awater vae. This is actually one of
them. This is actually the sameone, and uh and I go,
yeah, no, it's for myI go, it's for my migraines.
I was like, it's for mymigraines. And then fucking it's like what,
I'm like, No, that's ahe said, it's a it's a
medical vape or an emotional support vape. Yeah. I can't believe I'm saying
this, but you can't register yourvape for emotional support perks don't try it.
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And for some reason, the flightattendant totally did not want to fill
out the paperwork for that situation.So funny. Yeah, and then I
gave it to him. I waslike, fine, you want to see
it, And I gave it tohim and then they're like checking it out.
I actually have the video if anyof you if we want to insert
it in this podcast, m Ryes, far enough food, where's poop
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Where's genre poop? What happened?Poop Poopy? Also, Poopies took it
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upon himself to be very helpful withsome of the other passengers by assisting and
putting the baggage um in the overheadcompartment. Remember that you hustled a bag.
Oh yeah, come on you yeahyeah, you know Poopies doesn't want
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to continue doing stunting flight attendant Poopiescould really take off, dude. Those
guys are so eggy sometimes. Yo. I definitely like ripped it in front
of her, and I didn't meanchild was just like that was how the
trips started. As she walked,I was like, oh fuck. I
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was like, I was like,you see my face in the video,
Like I just think I wasn't likeI was purpose doing it. Yeah,
I was gone for because he's likeorganizing all my stuff in the first class
seat. It's like leaving a puppy, you know. Yeah, I'm such
a grum dude. That's fucked anyway. So I also have the pictures of
what his seat looked like. Youknow, it looked literally like a party
(09:15):
had happened. There was like cheese, it's on the floor. Sucks,
random chapstick flyers everywhere. So yeah, I was editing my vlog and stuff.
But dude, I didn't mean todo that. Like now I know
not to smoke vape on airplane.Yeah, and do not play your speaker.
I got headphones now. Yeah,poopies now abides by all federal aviation
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guidelines. So rest assured. Thankyou to those people who did not kick
me off because that would have beenreally bad. Yeahs after they saw your
seat, they probably wish they hadkicked so many cheeses. Yeah, so
many a lot of cheese. WellI was hungry and there's no food because
I missed it because I passed upto hmm. It was fun. Yeah,
(10:01):
it was like it was like megoing like one hundred, like hundred
real quick and then just crash.Yeah. That was excited and nervous.
It was Shark week like yeah,because you were gonna have your your redemption
like you're oh yeah, And Ididn't want to really go and with the
sharks again, so but you did. I had a lot on my mind,
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you know, and it was Father'sDay and then Papa Poo called me
on the plane starts That's what I'msaying. I was yelling at me.
That was the phone call that andthen he didn't yell at me. He
was just like, I love you, Just take care of It was kind
of tripping. I was pacing backand forth on the plane, like should
I go Should I go? Getbit again? That's what I was thinking.
Well, and Papa Poo's like,for those who don't know, Papa
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Poops is Poopy's dad. He callshis father Papa Poops. You'll be fine.
And then yeah, it was justa weird play. It was a
weird entrance to the plane. Andso I was like, fuck it,
I'm gonna play my music and smokedmy vape and just do me. But
I guess you can't do that.Yeah, anyways, I'm sorry you guys
whoever was on that plane and gotum disrespect. It was fine. It
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was a good It was a good. Honestly, After that, everything was
no, no, no. Irealized now that I like when I like
came to like the next few days, like I was like, I realized
I was being an idiot, okay, acting like a Darryl Daryl. Darryl
is a term Poopies and his peersused in place of idiot or dumb ass.
(11:31):
I believe it's stem from the wordderelict. You know, poopies and
Papa poops. We had a goodbrunch together, um the night or the
day of the MTV Awards. Yeah, that was good. Oh my god,
can well can I tell that youcouldn't come? No, it's okay,
I got It's fine. I wasglad. Papa poop Yeah, you
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know what. You know what yourdate? You know. It's um funny
though. I always like, yeah, come and have breakfast, you know,
and then I tell you I perd oh yeah, uts me up
at like nine am and he's like, hey, come have breakfast with me
in Santa Monica. And I waslike totally, and he goes, I
have a per DM. But Iwould have came anyways if he just you
know, it didn't matter. Andso we get down there. We ordered
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breakfast. Obviously there's no per DM. It's fine for me. There's per
dum for poopies. Not a bigdeal. Great breakfast twenty four dollars burrito,
highly recommend. What was the place? Um, I don't even know
the vice, I don't know whatthat yeah, worth every paycheck. Um.
Let me just tell you though,poopies got a cabana after, which
was really dope at the well,I remember because and so Poopies and Papa
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Poops had a cabana after and thatwas really fun. And Poopies handed me
the phone content because Poopies wanted toput up some Instagram posts. And Poops
comes up and he goes watch thisand goes to do a cannon ball in
the pool to try and ruined Poopiesshot. But the second Papa Poops hits
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the water, he realizes he jumpedin with his hearing. I told I
told Baba Boo because he didn't notice. How he go, Bops, you're
hearing yea. So he ended outplayed. He played himself, and then
so chaos ensues. I'm watching PapaPoops freak out. Poops is getting one
of the hearing aids that fell tothe bottom of the pool with his foot
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and hands it to me and tellsme, suck the water out, and
I'm like, I'm not sucking thewater out, hearing it sucks the water
out, and then they get thehearing aids out. They put it in
the sun to dry. Poopies.Papa Poops is all stoked again. You
know, all is well and hegoes to like take a step backwards and
(13:46):
ends up stepping right on the fuckingwatering man. Oh so it was out
of a movie. It is outof the movie. Dude. You guys
are so funny together. I literallyit's funny. You know. Guaranteed anytime
that was an episode poops, it'sgonna be chaos and a good time.
(14:07):
Yeah, it's fun You're gonna you'regonna think you might get arrested. No,
you won't get arrested. We justsquit. We just like step on
hearing aids. That's not too bad. No, that's not that's fine,
but no, it was so funny. Though. I go suck the water
out, he hands it to me, Like, listen, there are very
few, you know, poops.I will put a lot of things in
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my mouth, but I think Papapoops. Hearing aids might be where I
need to get some hairing aids onmy merch Yeah, yeah, you should
for all the old fellas. Yeah. No, I shouldn't say all,
just all the people you need rightto hear. How do you say it,
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hearing impaired. Yeah, I needto get some on my merch site
for the hearing impaired. Yeah,I bet you'se a lot of those sentence
completed. Yeah, I would bestoked. But yeah that was fun.
High fight for that. Yeah,Shark Week and I went to Shark Week.
Hell yeah that's yeah. That wasthe precursor to Shark Weeks. Yeah,
and I dove with the Sharks.I'm freaking I'm not afraid of him
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anymore. Poops, when you firstmet me, when you first met me
on set, did you think thatI was like like a pussy, I
would be a pussy about things.No, No, I didn't, Or
you just thought she might be down? What was that again, Like when
you first met me, like dayone of the test shoot, did you
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think, oh, this girl she'sgonna be like too scared to do stuff,
or did you think, like,no, you knew you had this
feeling that I was down. Yeah, yeah for sure. Like I just
you're like kind of like quiet,but like you're kind of like all these
like cracking like good jokes or likedamn dude, just she like got jokes.
I was like really intimidated that firstday. Yeah, but I yeah,
(15:52):
that's what I was like, Hey, just chill, No, no,
No, I wasn't like free.You weren't like just chill, but
it like I was chill, butlike inside, I'm like, wow,
I'm on the set of Jackie too, right, dude. I still can't
believe it. Like I just likekeep thinking about it, and like I
keep thinking about it. I juststarted laughing and I'm like, dude,
I want to make another movie.Hell yeah, Like it's like, fuck,
(16:14):
it was so fun, so fun. We show up, we all
like see each other's like faces,like what's going on? You know what
I mean, trying to read everyone, but everyone's just like all nice,
what's up? What's up? Youknow, you wouldn't even know if anything
was gonna happen meeting Poopies. Andwhen they told me his name was Poopies,
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm on the set of Jackass.
(16:36):
Yeah they found a guy named Poopies. Well, my first stunt was
the one with the popsicle in mybutt. Yeah. I wasn't there that
day. I was on the secondday. Yeah, that was my first
stunt. Wait was I there forthe popsicle when that was that? The
hot sauce? Yeah, I wasn'tthere that day. Yeah, that was
the other came on the second day. Yeah, the popsicle stunt, dude,
or there was the hotase challenge.My first stunt was like gold,
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yeah, I was tripping, dude. I was like, dude, this
is gnarly. It's so weird tothink about it because my name came from
watching Jackass. My friends like,that's what inspired me. And then my
friends were like, we're not doingthat, and I was the only crazy
one that would so they're like,okay, yeah, go for it.
You know, yeah that was allcool. And then the school didn't think
it was cool and they're like,oh, yeah, that's not cool,
(17:22):
Like you shit your pants, youknow what I mean? Is this your
middle school? This was eighth grade. Yeah, you should go back and
put your head shot at the school. Um yeah that would be sick.
Yeah, with a with a hugeturd, like as a tattoo on my
cheek. They should actually just namethe auditorium after you. No, they
shouldn't name the photo fucking booth afterme. Whatever. Camera classroops auditorium?
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What is it? Camera class?What camera class? Like? Yeah,
photography, photography, photography, dude, I killed it in photography the dark
room. And then you're like,this is pretty sick and it's all like
red the lights, the red lightsand you're freaking making sick photos. How
old were you when you made yourfirst like stunt video surfing video? Oh
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I don't know. I would neverget filmed surfing because I wasn't that good.
Or how old were you when youhad your first piece of content that
got that went viral? No,um, that went viral? Yeah,
that wasn't like two thousand, Iwant to say like fifteen, maybe two
thousand and fourteen. It was whenI went down that huge flood drain.
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That's what people saw. I gotnineteen million views on red Bull TV.
Oh yeah, that's why. Sothat was the one. But yeah,
it was pretty much and then redBull kept going with it, and then
people's the surf community kind of caughton. When it wasn't like the surf
community. You know. Now it'slike an whole other freaking world. When
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you were in same with you likeyou're in the comedy Yeah, you know.
Now so it's just like now it'slike we're in a whole other world.
Whole other world. When you didyou ever like have to fill out
something in middle school where the teacherasked you what you wanted to be when
you grow up. Yeah, Ithink, what what did you what did
you put professional dirt bike writer?Oh? Hell yeah, my grandpa was
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in motocross. Oh really he waslike a biker. Yeah, he's on
Team Husk of Honor. Wow,that's like it's literally in your blood.
Yeah it did Papa Pops do stunts. No, he was New York.
He was going, hey, I'mwalking he and like, motherfucker, that's
Pops. That was what he wasdoing. Back bone and shakes and party
and that's what he was doing.Okay, So that's where you get it.
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And he was in the military.Oh wow, so yeah he was
doing He worked as a mechanic forthe Marines. Dope. Yeah, for
the he was a mechanic. Jetfix anything, jet jet mechanic. Yeah,
can you fix anything in it?Like did he teach you? I
can take it apart, but Ican't put it back together. I've fucking
struggled that. That's great, Yeah, but yeah not for me. I
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surf and chill and get chicks anddo stunts. What was that line in
Um Forever that it's like, allthough I don't want I won't let the
fame change me. I just wantto surf waves. Yeah, chicks,
Yeah for sure. Made on Twitter. By the way, I'm poopies moving.
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I'm like, I'm a ghost Twitter. I'm like winning freaking MTV Movie
Awards, and I'm going home tothis little container in the ghetto and ocean
side and I still haven't paid rent. Well, I don't know. Again,
I don't know. This is omissionsthat could get us in trouble.
No, I'm just getting I needsome sponsors on my Okay, so why
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don't are you on cameo? Yeah? I got cameos, but you know
that helps. But well, wegotta get you some sponsors. I know
there's all my sponsors. Guys.I'm talking about like New Balance, Like
I wear New Balances and shit likethat's what I like. I'm sure New
Balance would love to have you aslet's go. It's just about to you
(21:02):
by New Balance to balance pooh balance, No, just New Balance. I
can't take I don't take people's namesright now. Fix this. What's going
on with my mic brood? Youknow this is only on par for the
world's shittiest podcast. Yeah, it'sgreat because anything can go wrong. It's
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zoo above what is it? Huh? Okay, press the button. Boys,
No, I didn't fling. Iknow you blink though, I mean
you blink. You got you.Welcome to You've Been Pooped. That's another
show I want to have. You'veBeen Pooped. Yeah, I'm trying to
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this is my podcast now. No, she's like, yeah, she takes
over. Everyone takes over here toknow about me and what I've been doing.
Because I'm so freaking cool. Whydon't you ask me some questions?
So please enough about me? Ninefifty seven? What's going on here?
Okay? Anyways, welcome back toPoopy's podcasts. The ad was amazing.
(22:10):
Oh I was then say we didn'twe didn't go anywhere, but they'd went
somewhere. Okay, they went tomy ad land. But anyways, so
Rachel comed comedy specialist, how toyou know how to catch the crowd?
You know how to fill the vibeof the crowd and know what they want
when you're up there? Right?Is that how you do it? That's
(22:36):
a question? Yes, okay,how do you how do you brainwash the
crowd doing being a comedy? Okay? How do I brain The question is
how do I brainwash the crowd?Because when they come in there like this
chick sucks. We'll just go seeher though, Okay, and then you're
like at the end of it,they're like, too, this chick is
fucking funny. Well, I thinkwhat helps is coming with prepared jokes and
(23:02):
material, and I hope that oncethey see me on stage, they see
that I'm funny. And that's allwe can help for is comedians. Okay,
there's there's no control. Then whatdo you mean, like, what
do you usually like? What's yourjokes? What's your subjects? I talk
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about my life in jackass and weI have some butthole stuff. Oh wait,
poopies. You see me do standup? Yeah? Yeah, I
liked it. She does butthole jokes, That's what I'm saying. I was
like, I want to hear oneof your butthole jokes. Let me say,
um, I have videos of buttholejokes on my Instagram. What's your
(23:48):
Instagram? Rachel Wolfson? Okay,guys go give her a fallout? Thank
you, popes and Twitter? TheTwitter is Wolfie Comedy, Wolfie Comedy.
And where do you perform? Usuallyin La Yeah, I perform literally anywhere
that will have me, Mexico stripclub. What's the budget? One hundred
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about snow Jack. You don't wantto go there, but yeah, that's
awesome. So in La or likewhere would you go like usually for your
comedy skitsu? I mean LA hasshows all over. I've performed at the
clubs. I was at a clublast night. Sometimes you'll perform in backyards,
(24:32):
people's garages, parks. See,that's where I'm like weird about performing
or not performing, but like doingmy bit because I'm not a performer.
You guys are. You guys areprofessional. I just started. So it's
more like I get weird when it'slike a smaller crowd because I like the
bigger crowd because it's not so likeone on one you know, I feel
you on that one. You area performer, so don't say that you
(24:57):
aren't. Two. You're learning,and so am I I'm not. You
know, Um, I'm not claimingto be the best performer, but I'm
a student of comedy as well.Yeah, and so it's all about your
attitude towards only. Dave Chappelle masteredit. There are a lot of people,
(25:18):
great comedians who've mastered and Bert,Bert Kreischer, Eric Griffin. Yeah,
um no, I'm just joking.So the thing about the big versus
small crowds is, you know,it really isn't about the size necessarily of
the crowd, but how you connectwith them. I actually think connecting with
(25:40):
bigger crowds is more of a challengebecause, yeah, when it's intimate and
more of a smaller room, Ifeel like you can look people in the
eyes. CrowdWork can be possible becausethey're right there, versus trying to do
CrowdWork in a big arena or theater. So both have its ups, pluses
and minuses. But what it's reallyabout is connecting with the audience no matter.
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Yeah, like connecting with a lotof people. You've been doing some
stand up, Yeah, I haven'tdone it in a while. Or the
last time I did it was onthe boat with Knoxville and Shark Week and
it was horrible. They said youshould just do your say your name and
walk off the stage, but yougot to practice though, No, I
got I got it now that Iactually figured it out. It says story.
It's stories, So I'm a storycomedian, Okay, like the one
(26:27):
We're on the plane, or likethe one where I had the homeless dude
in the back of my truck,went to Long Beach with him again in
the back, shopped him down withbungees and gave him some bananas and water,
and they saved his life. Who'sjust admitted to kidnapping. He was
on the middle of the in themiddle of the road, and I think
(26:48):
we might have to put that inthe Okay, if he saw a homeless
dude in the middle of the roadand he was dark and it was night
out, and you know, almostI almost hit the guy. I'm gonna
stop up and say, hey,you're all right? You know what?
What? What were the song?I don't never want to feet like I
did that day? Take me tothe place I love? Okay, So
(27:11):
what we need to do? Thebridge and that of him singing with the
guy that we're talking about, Sohe was he has yeah, dude,
like for real, I like sayingto him, no, he didn't even
have a phote. I forget hisname, Poppy or something Poppy and pop.
It sounds like a podcast. Yeahstarted. He could have changed this
(27:34):
guy's life forever. I don't thinkyou'd stay in this room for ten minutes.
Didn't you take him down to LongBeach while you were attending a lady
of the night and it was justlike a little gid together. Okay,
boyfriends, I thought it was agirl. Your girlfriend, No, I
don't have a girlfriend. Anyways,the guy rode down in Poopy's car and
(27:56):
hung out in the No. Thisis what happened, you guys want to
hear the story. Coming back fromdinner, it's probably eleven o'clock and I'm
going home and there's a roundabout andI'm going through this roundabout and I see
I didn't really see him at first, but I saw him right when I
got up to him, and Islammed on my brakes and there was some
dude, some homeless dudes, andlike he was like you know he was
(28:19):
he was. I'm like, canI say he was a black homeless dude?
Okay, can say whatever you want, Poopies. So there's black homeless
dude and you know it's it's nighttimeout and he's freaking has black shirt on.
You can't really see him. Ihave tinted windows, so I couldn't
freaking see him. I almost hithim and I was like, holy shit,
dude, he's in sitting in themiddle of the road like about to
(28:41):
like end it I was like,bro, you're all right, and you
didn't say anything. You just lookedup at me like kind of tripped out,
and I was like, dude,get in the back of my truck,
like I'm taking you somewhere safe.So somewhere safe his girlfriend's house for
the night, which in theory isto my girlfriend. And it wasn't her
house. It was a get together. It was you guys. You don't
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oh my god, okay, neverwent okay. So I am that day
to the place I love. Okay, So I see this guy almost run
this guy over. He gets inthe back of my bed in my truck
because he's like homeless and stinks andprobably hasn't showered in a while. Yeah,
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for real, there's people out therethat I've smelled before and like they
fucking stink. Like you guys needto go shower and get some clothes.
You need to fucking soak yourself intoa hot tub for two days. No,
they're everywhere though, but anyways,don't be that guy. Um.
So I'm like, dude, youneed to be in a safer spot.
(29:55):
So I told him to get inthe back of my bed in my truck
because he probably stinks. And Igo to my house house. Like there's
a bunch of homeless people that livenext to my house too, So I
like was like, dude, hecan just think sleep with those guys,
you know. So I just wantto get him off the road. Well
there's no homeless people there anymore.They all left, So I was like,
fuck, I'm not gonna like justdrop this guy off in the corner.
He's cold, he's like about todie. And so I got dude,
(30:19):
just chill in the back of mybed in my truck. He can
sleep there for the night, youknow what I mean. Like I was
just being nice, you know.And you put him in a board bag.
So I had my surfboard bag.Right, He's like Jimmy's this man.
Yeah, So a surfboard bag.Right, it zips up. It's
like it's like a huge, likea little I don't know, how do
(30:40):
you how to explain that shape surfboardsleeping bag. It's like a sleeping bag,
but it's like this thick to putyour surfboards in, and it's like
eight feet long. So it zipsup right and folds over on one side.
So I was like, oh,that's a perfect little bed because that's
as surfer as we sleep in ourboard bags when we travel if we have
to, so it's it's comfy.So I got the board bag, put
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the sleeping bag inside the board bagand zipped up the sleeping bag, got
him a pillow. Then I zippedup the surfboard bag a little bit and
it was a perfect bed. No, I didn't shot him yet. Um
So I was like, I waslike, he's all good. He's all
good now, you know, he'slike he pretty much just like closed his
eyes and went straight to sleep.Damn like he was. He was over
(31:26):
the warm place to sleep. Dude, I've been there before. Dude's the
worst feeling in the world. Yeah, you gave him a You probably gave
him the best night of sleep he'shad. And I have, I have,
I did, And so I'm like, dude, he's all g right
there and uh so I get acall. So he's in the back m
I go to my house. Iput him Hey you, um, you're
(31:48):
good. I gave him some water, some food and ship. He's like,
I'm good, dude, thank youso much. I go, Dude,
feel better, bro, I don'twant to see you in the middle
of the street. Ever again.He goes okay, and he goes to
bed, and then I get acall from my friend and she's like,
come over, um to a longbeach. And I was like eleven o'clock
at night. I'm like, fuck, do I really want to bone this
(32:10):
chick that bad? And I go, yes, I do, so I
fucking them up. I'm like,Grom told this guy Grom, Hey,
I got a call. I'm goingto a party in Huntington Beach. I
told m Huntington Beach. I fibbed, and so he's like, I was
like, do you mind, likedrop, do you mind if you're like
(32:30):
sitting the back, like laying theback. And while I drive to Huntington
Beach on the freeway, I'm gonnago fast. This is from like two
weeks ago, from from Oceanside.So I'm I live in Oceanside, so
and Carl's Bad area. I'm fromCarl's Bad shout out se bad. But
(32:51):
um so yeah, I'm driving fromOceanside and I'm like, dude, yo,
is this all good? Like youall gucci? If you're in the
back like I go in the freeway, it's gonna go fast. He goes,
yeah, I'm fine. And soI go, okay, well,
let me fucking get my bungees becauseI bungees just shot my e bike down.
And I say, okay, SoI stretched out my bungees and from
corner to corner of my bed onmy truck so he doesn't fly out when
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I'm going eighty down the freeway.So I go all right, all right,
buddy, let's let's do this.And he freaking slept the whole way
there. I'm going to Long Beachfrom Oceanside. I'm going like ninety maybe
eighty, so that's like attempted murderin ninety. I was going eighty and
then uh, I'm again. TeamCols can't catch me, motherfuckers. It's
(33:37):
poopy. You know, I'm nojan there's six um, so I'm like,
dude, I was going to speedlimit. Seventy five eights per hour
is never the speed limit, justfor the record. But I get it
all the way there, and um, I turn on the my cab light.
Right, I finally get that thatparty really get together. It's one
(33:59):
Chi his girlfriend for the not mygirlfriend, not his girlfriend. So I
get there and I freaking I getout. I'll go dude, I hope
he's all right. You know,how's the ride. So I get out
and I wake him up. Bro, he's sleeping. The guy was passed
out the whole time. I wason my way to Long Beach on the
freeway. He was so stoked attwo hour drive. I'm looking at you.
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Oh yeah, it's like, no, it's it's forty five minutes to
Long Beach promotion side with no traffic. Okay, it's two hours to get
here with no traffic. Yeah,or maybe with traffic, but no,
it was forty five minute drive.I got out, checked if he was
all right. He was all right. So I left them, left them
there to sleep all night. Iunbudged him, and that is the story
(34:51):
of Poppy and Poopy. No,it's not it's not over. It's not
over. So I go up tothis get together, right, I leave
him outside and on you can kindof see my truck, like from the
balcony of this this chick's house,you can kind of see my truck.
And I was like, dude,I wonder if he's hungry. So I
started launching English muffins into the bedof my truck. He's well, he's
(35:14):
probably hungry. Dude, he onlyhad bananas. So I was like,
bro, because we didn't stop andget food. You know, I told
him we're gonna stop and get food. But as too, he pulled the
per DM on Poppy, he pulledthe PM. Well, we're gonna stop
at KFC. This guy is likedying for KFC, and let him sleep
or wake him up, and whoknows what's gonna happen after we wake him
(35:37):
up. You should have stopped andgot him and then just put it in
the truck. And then because onceyou stop, you wake up, Like
all those stops and ship, he'sgonna hear the lady on the mic.
It'll wake him up. You neverknow what would happen to him freak out.
Then what happened when you started launchingbread at him? I didn't launch,
(35:57):
I was throwing, but I launchedit. But and then it made
in the bed of my truck.And that was his dinner for the night
game, English muffin with peanut butterand jelly smash. And I just threw
like two of those down there.He was he was sicked. So then
the morning time comes, it's likeeleven o'clock, right, it's beaming sun
out. It's hot, Long Beachagain hot, No, and I come
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out. I go, dude,I kind of forgot about him. Bro.
I was like, dude, dude, that guy's in the back of
my truck. So I run downthere. It's like take the elevator down
and I go out there. I'mlike, bro, he's still sleeping,
and I wake him up again,and I'm like, dude, we gotta
go. And dude, he wasstill in the sleeping bag with the sun
beaming on him, with like asweatshirt and pants. Dude, how long
were you in Long He probably wouldhave he probably would have got like heat
(36:42):
exhaustion if I left him in therefor like another hour. How long were
you in Long Beach for? Likethe night? From the night Yeah,
from I got there at like twelve, from twelve to eleven. Yeah,
he spent the night in Long Beachin the back of my truck, had
peanut butter jelly sandwiches. And onthe way home we got he got to
sit in the cab of my truckand with Ac and then you guys had
(37:06):
some karaoke and I had to laydown a towel ship though, like on
my truck. Yeah, and thenhe was Djane. It was pretty sick.
I saved the guy's life and hada good time. And I hope
I like, I hope I changed. You have some videos to we'll have
to include for Yeah, it's realship go to bed grums, buy my
merch. I'm joking, but Yo, if you ever see a homeless person
(37:30):
in the street, do not runhim over, but do not kidnap him.
This has been a PSA by Poopies. Just give him some and chill.
You know what I mean? Allright, what next question? Your
dad, your family? If Iget in trouble, I'm going to jail
(37:51):
for a long time if if Ieven like lay a hand on you.
They told me, okay, soso your dad's so your question is if
you were to lay a hand onme, would you go to jail for
a very long time? Yes?Um, well, Poopies, I'm just
(38:12):
shoking. Her dad's like the narlisther. I'm just I'm like, that's
sweet. Yeah, she has anawesome family. Thank you, you have
a I love your family too.I love your brother, thanks Yo.
Love Darryl. Darryl. His name'sRyan, poor guy Ryan. Yeah,
Yeah, he's he's a good guy. Ryan's cool. You met my Yeah,
(38:34):
that's right, you met my family, my sister. She was hot.
But then I was like, you'relike, that's my sister. I
was like, oh, that's family. Sorry, you didn't know she was
my sister based off No, notbecause we looked, because I didn't.
Yeah, well I didn't like reallyput you guys weren't standing together, you
know what I mean? Right,I couldn't really match him. I think
it's funny you didn't know it wasmy sister, but we look exactly.
(38:55):
I'm her family. At the Jackasspremiere, Yeah, that was sick.
That was so fun. I wasfreaking that was fun, dude. I
was sober for two weeks after that. I mean before that, oh,
just d ms from chicks and shit, you know popies. This is our
podcast and your chicks. What aboutyour girlfriend? I don't have one,
(39:19):
So so your family, We lovetheir family. I just wanted to shout
out, shout out the family,shout out to my family. Yeah,
what is your dad? The questionwas if he were to lay a hand
on me, would he go toto away for a long time, And
the answer is yes, let's doit. Yeah um oh um, yes,
(39:45):
yeah, don't funk with Rachel prettymuch. That's what I'm trying to
tell you all. Yeah, don'tmess with Rachel because you will be put
in prison. I'm drinking. Wecan cut that, please, you can
get the unders anything. Is thereany editing that goes on in this Yeah,
that goes to your editor deserves likea vacation. No way, dude,
(40:08):
he deserves a raise, but nota vacation. I get to go
on the vacations, my friend,I go, and I get to go
on them with you exactly. Sowhere are you going on the vacations k
editors? Yeah, you guys wantto get some sponsorships. I want to
do only these fans. You wantan only fans? Yeah, you would
be great fans. I mean,how do you? How do you do
(40:30):
it only? I don't have anonly fans. People do all the naked
ship and stuff. I'm over that. I don't want to do the naked
ship hoopies. You did a nakedmovie, you know what I mean.
But I don't want like you don'twant to be objective. I don't want
to be a whore on these fans. Whore they're not w Yeah, there
(40:51):
is there is horrors there on theon these fans. You could probably book
one after you rent it out.While you on your screening for a while,
what was the question that shit's fuckedup? Hey, I met.
I don't know what the question is. We're just we're just franking by,
We're just shooting the ship. Yeah, I like shooting the ship, Like,
okay, next question, how didyou get on the jackass Um?
(41:16):
Well, Knoxville was the one whoshe's told this story probably like a million
times. Let's hear the past,so you know how all the casts are.
The OG's got to kind of likerecommend people for the movie. So
Knoxville recommended me because he um followedme on Instagram and liked my stuff thought
(41:40):
it was funny. So he messagedme and asked me if I wanted to
basically come work on sick. Didshe got put on by knock I know,
I got discovered by the only one. I got put on by knock
Hell. Yeah? Yeah, goodplease, I'm in here. I don't
(42:00):
even know what's happening in this podcast. I feel like we are you doing?
Your name came up last night atthe store. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, what's up?Brother? Oh my god, I'm gons
Yeah, I already ruined the micBret. We were doing so good this,
(42:22):
but this is what happens on theshittiest Okay, I said his name
wrong again, Bert Bert? Goodthere, dude, that was sick friends.
Hell yeah, comedy is small,is it really? Yeah? I'm
trying to get in that circle.Well you got to practice those jokes.
(42:44):
Poo oh my god him? Howis that stand up? Though? If
I could use that story as astand up, that's cleaned it up.
You could totally tell that story.Yeah, yeah, well can you clean
it up for me? What wasmy story? Yeah? You only one?
I got put on by knox mustYeah. Yeah, super cool because
(43:07):
all the ladies love Knoxville honestly,Like it's like being discovered by your childhood
hero. Yeah, dude, that'sso sick, so sad. He's my
He's my favorite. Sorry hashtags name, I mean they're all my favorite,
literally like that. The bull isthe gnarliest one you could do. I
literally love them all. I wantto do. I'm gonna have to do
(43:28):
that one day. Yeah, andyou're gonna be there. Yeah, it's
gonna be gnarly. Yeah what shouldI I'm just gonna do is I'm just
gonna jump, do that little jumphe does, and then go pool spin
and hopefully wake up in the ambulance. I just I would prefer if it
wasn't an ambulance. No, butI neither. I hope I walk away.
(43:49):
I hope so too. I'm goingto I hope the bulls Okay,
I know, poor bowl. Okay, next question, Okay, would you
ever get hit by a bull?Um? I mean if I knew that,
probably, I don't know. Ifeel like I could die from that.
(44:10):
What if you got paid? Whatif you got paid a lot of
I feel like the bull The thingwith that is to Bill. So here's
my thing about So here's my thingabout stunts like that. Yeah, because
as a comedian, I'm always like, what is super super funny? And
I feel like me getting hit bythe bowl that's not funny. Would I
(44:32):
could break my neck? Yeah?Actually, and then that is true actually
because I wouldn't. That would justlike I was just kind of scene if
you would say, but you knowwhat, yes or no? But they
it's kind of a stupid question.Actually, I guess you know, the
shittiest podcast ever with the shittiest questions, it's on brand. Would you ever
(44:52):
get boob surgery, and I'm dreaming. I shouldn't say that. Cut that
out, Steve. I think youshould include that stevo is because it should
be. Really it's on the budget. You get boot surgery. No,
just include the question. Would youget boop surgery? Yes? Would you
(45:13):
go Stevo's get them right now?How big would you go? Pretty big?
Name a number or a letter?Um, huge ones? I'd get
double ds. Those aren't that big, triple d's. I think you should
go like geez geez. I wantto gee. Yeah, but I need
like fake skin because I get peas. Yeah, you got double peas,
(45:37):
you got pepas. That'd be sick. No. Um, okay, next
question, next question, rapid fireme question, what's next on your agenda?
Stand up? And that's it?I mean for right now? Is
your podcast? Where your YouTube?Do you want to help me with that?
I can? They want to seeyou have a YouTube? It's easy.
(46:00):
Are you gonna help me produce it? Um? Yeah, I'll just
be like, yo, do this, and then you go do it,
and then we film it and putit on the edit base and feel like
you're gonna get me killed. Poopies. Poopies is like day one. Are
you gonna you can? You wantto make brainstorm some fun YouTube is why
(46:20):
don't we do a poo tube together? Why don't we do a collab?
Okay, I'll introduce you to theworld. We're like, or we could
do we can start building your channelnow though, Okay, so let's do
it. Okay, but you gotto take the initiative. I will.
I'd be so stucked if you justmade one, like, get a couple
of clips of you doing something fun, okay, all right, and I'll
(46:45):
addit it. I'll make you lookgood and help me with that figuring out
what we're gonna do. I'll makea channel for you, Okay, it's
easy, hell yeah, yeah,and then we can go Yeah, because
I love I'll help you get somesponsor. I love vlogging like it's so
fun. I get to do whateverI want pretty much. Yeah, without
(47:06):
doing whatever I want. But yeah, let's log it down because I love
YouTube. That's what I've been doing. So you want to hear. Next
question for you? I got storieson stories though. You want to hear
what happened last week? What happened? The world needs to know this.
I did the first anal Roman candlewar for Fourth of July. For fourth
(47:30):
of July. It's dropping hopefully today. Dude. You know how those big
Roman candles have the plastic things whereyou stick in the ground the spikes,
but they're not spikes or like littlerounded cones like it's pretty much like a
waffle cone but plastic. So Iput that in my bot hole and my
friend lit it. But when youlet it, he has to let go.
(47:52):
And when you let go, theonly thing I was holding that up
was my boat hole and it wasfucking sick. Though I shot my friend
with it. It was going likefucking rapidly fired out of my fucking out
of this firework. It was soawesome. I think the boys would be
so proud. Though you want tosee a picture, you're gonna see this
(48:15):
on the video because if you haven'twatched this video, you guys need to
watch this video. It is abanger, to be fair, I have
seen Poopi's butthole before. Oh it'sit went so solid. And then guess
what I kind of did like aKnoxville thing, like jackass, like prank,
Like we all turned on my friend, you know what I mean,
(48:36):
because we're like we told our friend, We're gonna do a war. And
I gave my other my other friendslike Roman candles and they all lit them.
Yeah, and then so they alllit them, and I told him
to just fucking shoot shoot, shootcheesy Chase. So all of a sudden,
everyone's fucking light their Roman candles andwe all started shooting cheesy Chase.
So it's kind of like a prankon him. Fucking insane. And I
(49:00):
was still there with it in mybutthole, fucking just cruising because I couldn't
see because you liked it, becauseI was trying to get the clip.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to getthe clip. The fucking Roman candle stopped.
How they had to keep shooting it, dude. I was telling this
guy, come over here, getthis angle. It's all about the angles.
Watch this. You're gonna be baffled. It was just it was no
one's ever done that, No one'sever done that. I don't think Stevo
(49:22):
and the boys, I don't know. I think you might be right,
Poobies, you you might be thefirst one to I think. So did
you see that on the group message? I did? What was it?
The video? Yeah, of youputting a Oh my god, that's a
Roman candle in my butthole. Lookit's so heavy. Are you gonna be
(49:45):
able to show when you're gonna?Yeah, because it's not fair that that
your audience doesn't get to see,Like, I got a good one for
you too, the aftermath? Didyou also have explosive diarrhea after? Nope,
I wouldn't ate pizza and just cruiseand oh this is you're gonna be
You're gonna love this video. That'sthe aftermath. That's mine, My friends,
(50:08):
you put it in the same onestandard. You can't. You can't
double use the same double us that'smine. But what's the liquid? Oh?
Look at my friends, my friends, he didn't put his in his
butt? Loser, he blew,he really did. Do you want to
(50:30):
see a real clip though? Letme show you this one. This is
what I brought you here to showyou my butthole anal um firework. Here's
the people mean, the one that'salready on the internet. How's this picture?
What's this one? That's great?Oh? Sick is that? M
(50:52):
hm? Yeah? How fucking sickis that? Dude? I'm fucking psyched
on that though. Anyways, nextquestion, how much time do you have
we have we have, no dude, we need two hours with rage.
I'll do another pod. Okay,we'll do a follow up pod if you
do. If people like this oneand they want us to come back,
(51:14):
I'll come back again. Cool.Hey, can you bring my speaker next
time? I gave it to you. I'm just joking. Hey, I
asked her for my speaker for likea year and I finally got it,
and I just asked her again.Boy huh. Yeah, the jailb the
one that almost initially got him kickingit back. Yeah, you give that
back to me. I don't know. I regret it every second, literally,
(51:36):
because the second I arrived to theair part, I'm like, here's
your speaker. He's like rolling throughthe airport, jam and out. Dude,
That's what I do on Shark Week. I've never seen that happened.
But yeah, Sorr you guys aboutthat. Anyways, you are great,
We love you, And let's starta vlog. I'm down that's fake,
just like this whole world. Umme and Poopy's future blog. He's going
(52:00):
to be pooducing it. And ifyou guys want to see Rachel, she
is available on Make It Available.She is available to social media and uh
Rachel for dinners and whatever you wantprivate dinners. I'm Joey Weekend. Thanks
(52:24):
for tuning in to the Shittiest Podcastwith Poopies. We'll do our best to
keep things consistent here, but I'msure you piece together how hard it is
to keep track of poops and hiswhereabouts, etc. We do have a
few episodes in the queue, however, so be sure to tune in next
week. We have a big guestcoming up you're not going to want to
miss. Until then, stay Shitty. The Shittiest Podcast is produced by the
(52:45):
World's Worst People Tyler Nielsen, RyanTillotson, Frank Riskell and narrated by Me
the Narrator. Special thanks to theStraw Teams.
Welcome to the shittiest podcast ever startingPoopies. What isn't my mic falling down?
Isn't excited? So how you been? Let's save it? Is it
recording? It is recording? Toobad? I know how to do production,
so too bad. Where else youuse that? Oh you gotta hear
(00:24):
this story, all of Let's startthis podcast. I like on Poopies podcast,
the shittiest podcast in the world.The podcast is like started before it's
even start, Like he's still settingup and yeah, yeah he's guys lag
Ye. Poopies was putting on deodorant, which is like, so nice of
(00:45):
you. I have to a andwe're back. Sorry for the little hiatus.
There A lot has happened since ourlast episode. At one point,
we lost Poopies. We really did. He was surfing in Mexico and lost
his phone or broke his phone orfucking whatever. It really doesn't matter because
for better or worse, we gothim back. And I'd like to take
(01:07):
a quick minute to congratulate our hoston his Big MTV Movie Award for Best
Kiss. What an accomplishments. I'msure his fellow nominees were crestfallen from the
loss. In fact, I've heardreports, but Robert Pattinson is going to
kiss Zoey Pravat's even part in theNext Batman to take back what is rightfully
his well Anyway, today's guest isPoppies Jackass co star and comedian Rachel wolf
(01:30):
We're happy to report that Poopies wason time for this interview and even applied
deodorant prior to their meeting. Ifyou saw Jackass forever, you know she's
one of the bravest members on thecrew. She barely made a peep after
being stung in the face by ascorpion. What's her secret to staying calm
in those stressful moments? Weed,It's wheat. There's people out there that
(01:53):
I've smelled before, like they fuckingsteam hands together for he was New York.
He's going, Hey, I'm walkinghere and like, motherfucker, that's
post podcast in the world, areyou guys? Welcome to the Poopies Podcast,
(02:15):
the shittiest podcast ever, and todaywe have my good friend Rachel Wolfson.
I should say good friends, slashcastmate, thank you, thank you
for thank you for having Popies.Okay, I have a question for you.
I know what I'm gonna question,question, I'm gonna out of the
new cast members, am I yourfavorite, your best friend? It's okay
(02:38):
to say yes, yes, okay, well me and all the other boys,
me and Zach jas we're all tight. But yeah, I can tell
you some stuff that like I can'ttell the boys, you know for sure.
But yeah, that's what's up.She supports me on und percent.
I support her one hundred percent.And that's how the team does it.
We're gonna say that so many timesto day, I swear. Yeah.
(02:59):
So starting this podcast off, let'sdo it. What's going on? How
you been I've been good. Ihaven't seen you in like two weeks,
right, three weeks. Shark weekYep, that was fun. I got
to be Poopies plus two plus yeahplus two. It was plus one,
but it was an honor. Itwas so fun traveling with poops. I
(03:19):
wish you were on the Like.So I get a call from Shanna,
the executive producer, and she's like, what are you gonna do for your
plus one? You should bring likesomeone like I don't know, like Rachel
or something. I was like,oh, okay, like hell yeah,
you let's bring Rachel. I'm down. I'm like the perfect wing woman like,
(03:40):
I, um, if you likehooked? Yeah? Yeah, hooked
you up? Yeah yeah? Butyou wanted me to be there? Ye,
wanting me there? She smiled intoit, And no you can't.
On the podcast, Rachel like set, let's do the cancel meter and editing.
Beat that up. Well, we'llalready start with one thing, so
(04:00):
that two things already at two.Um. No, it was so fun
hanging out with Poops and the crewon Shark Week. It was honestly one
of the best times ever. Um, what happened on the plane? Do
you want three times? Possibly?No, I'm just kidding. Um,
the plane was fun. You knowagain, I don't know if you want
(04:24):
me to tell the story, butI think you don't give a fuck.
So, Um, I arrived atthe airport, Poopies is in prime Poops
you know mode, ready to go, and um we make it at out
of security. We have a drinkbefore we get on the plane, and
then something happened like did you havea conversation with someone that like upset you
(04:46):
or something? No, Bro,I was like pretty hammerd Like okay,
so double shot, yeah, clubsoda and Vodkas. So I Poopies gets
on the plane with his boombox andhe's playing like four I love JBL.
It's eleven pm at night. Peopleare not ready to get it started,
ready to go to bed. Yeah, the flight attendant was like, oh,
(05:09):
the flight attendant thought they changed themusic to the airplane, like that's
what was playing. She didn't realize. And so I go to the bathroom.
I'm like whatever, I and inthe bathroom, I hear the flight
attendants like getting mad at Poopies forthe music. And then I come out
and Poopies has his vape, hishis what is it a water vape?
His vape and his and he takeshe takes a hit of the vape in
(05:33):
front of the flight attendant, bythe way, playing it explicitly says no
smoking or vaping. This is afederal fine. You know that happened?
Is like she just walked by soquick, and I just like so natural
just to take a rip of myvape. And right when she walked by,
I was like, oh fuck,and she saw me like I totally
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just wasn't looking. So she walkedby right when I blew it out come
out of the bathroom to this,and I for sure was like up this,
Poopies is gonna get kicked off theplane. He's going to be blacklisted
from X, Y and Z Airline. But somehow Poops gets out of it.
The flight attendant took the vape,looked at it. Popies like,
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oh, no, it's just awater vae. This is actually one of
them. This is actually the sameone, and uh and I go,
yeah, no, it's for myI go, it's for my migraines.
I was like, it's for mymigraines. And then fucking it's like what,
I'm like, No, that's ahe said, it's a it's a
medical vape or an emotional support vape. Yeah. I can't believe I'm saying
this, but you can't register yourvape for emotional support perks don't try it.
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And for some reason, the flightattendant totally did not want to fill
out the paperwork for that situation.So funny. Yeah, and then I
gave it to him. I waslike, fine, you want to see
it, And I gave it tohim and then they're like checking it out.
I actually have the video if anyof you if we want to insert
it in this podcast, m Ryes, far enough food, where's poop
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Where's genre poop? What happened?Poop Poopy? Also, Poopies took it
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upon himself to be very helpful withsome of the other passengers by assisting and
putting the baggage um in the overheadcompartment. Remember that you hustled a bag.
Oh yeah, come on you yeahyeah, you know Poopies doesn't want
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to continue doing stunting flight attendant Poopiescould really take off, dude. Those
guys are so eggy sometimes. Yo. I definitely like ripped it in front
of her, and I didn't meanchild was just like that was how the
trips started. As she walked,I was like, oh fuck. I
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was like, I was like,you see my face in the video,
Like I just think I wasn't likeI was purpose doing it. Yeah,
I was gone for because he's likeorganizing all my stuff in the first class
seat. It's like leaving a puppy, you know. Yeah, I'm such
a grum dude. That's fucked anyway. So I also have the pictures of
what his seat looked like. Youknow, it looked literally like a party
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had happened. There was like cheese, it's on the floor. Sucks,
random chapstick flyers everywhere. So yeah, I was editing my vlog and stuff.
But dude, I didn't mean todo that. Like now I know
not to smoke vape on airplane.Yeah, and do not play your speaker.
I got headphones now. Yeah,poopies now abides by all federal aviation
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guidelines. So rest assured. Thankyou to those people who did not kick
me off because that would have beenreally bad. Yeahs after they saw your
seat, they probably wish they hadkicked so many cheeses. Yeah, so
many a lot of cheese. WellI was hungry and there's no food because
I missed it because I passed upto hmm. It was fun. Yeah,
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it was like it was like megoing like one hundred, like hundred
real quick and then just crash.Yeah. That was excited and nervous.
It was Shark week like yeah,because you were gonna have your your redemption
like you're oh yeah, And Ididn't want to really go and with the
sharks again, so but you did. I had a lot on my mind,
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you know, and it was Father'sDay and then Papa Poo called me
on the plane starts That's what I'msaying. I was yelling at me.
That was the phone call that andthen he didn't yell at me. He
was just like, I love you, Just take care of It was kind
of tripping. I was pacing backand forth on the plane, like should
I go Should I go? Getbit again? That's what I was thinking.
Well, and Papa Poo's like,for those who don't know, Papa
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Poops is Poopy's dad. He callshis father Papa Poops. You'll be fine.
And then yeah, it was justa weird play. It was a
weird entrance to the plane. Andso I was like, fuck it,
I'm gonna play my music and smokedmy vape and just do me. But
I guess you can't do that.Yeah, anyways, I'm sorry you guys
whoever was on that plane and gotum disrespect. It was fine. It
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was a good It was a good. Honestly, After that, everything was
no, no, no. Irealized now that I like when I like
came to like the next few days, like I was like, I realized
I was being an idiot, okay, acting like a Darryl Daryl. Darryl
is a term Poopies and his peersused in place of idiot or dumb ass.
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I believe it's stem from the wordderelict. You know, poopies and
Papa poops. We had a goodbrunch together, um the night or the
day of the MTV Awards. Yeah, that was good. Oh my god,
can well can I tell that youcouldn't come? No, it's okay,
I got It's fine. I wasglad. Papa poop Yeah, you
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know what. You know what yourdate? You know. It's um funny
though. I always like, yeah, come and have breakfast, you know,
and then I tell you I perd oh yeah, uts me up
at like nine am and he's like, hey, come have breakfast with me
in Santa Monica. And I waslike totally, and he goes, I
have a per DM. But Iwould have came anyways if he just you
know, it didn't matter. Andso we get down there. We ordered
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breakfast. Obviously there's no per DM. It's fine for me. There's per
dum for poopies. Not a bigdeal. Great breakfast twenty four dollars burrito,
highly recommend. What was the place? Um, I don't even know
the vice, I don't know whatthat yeah, worth every paycheck. Um.
Let me just tell you though,poopies got a cabana after, which
was really dope at the well,I remember because and so Poopies and Papa
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Poops had a cabana after and thatwas really fun. And Poopies handed me
the phone content because Poopies wanted toput up some Instagram posts. And Poops
comes up and he goes watch thisand goes to do a cannon ball in
the pool to try and ruined Poopiesshot. But the second Papa Poops hits
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the water, he realizes he jumpedin with his hearing. I told I
told Baba Boo because he didn't notice. How he go, Bops, you're
hearing yea. So he ended outplayed. He played himself, and then
so chaos ensues. I'm watching PapaPoops freak out. Poops is getting one
of the hearing aids that fell tothe bottom of the pool with his foot
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and hands it to me and tellsme, suck the water out, and
I'm like, I'm not sucking thewater out, hearing it sucks the water
out, and then they get thehearing aids out. They put it in
the sun to dry. Poopies.Papa Poops is all stoked again. You
know, all is well and hegoes to like take a step backwards and
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ends up stepping right on the fuckingwatering man. Oh so it was out
of a movie. It is outof the movie. Dude. You guys
are so funny together. I literallyit's funny. You know. Guaranteed anytime
that was an episode poops, it'sgonna be chaos and a good time.
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Yeah, it's fun You're gonna you'regonna think you might get arrested. No,
you won't get arrested. We justsquit. We just like step on
hearing aids. That's not too bad. No, that's not that's fine,
but no, it was so funny. Though. I go suck the water
out, he hands it to me, Like, listen, there are very
few, you know, poops.I will put a lot of things in
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my mouth, but I think Papapoops. Hearing aids might be where I
need to get some hairing aids onmy merch Yeah, yeah, you should
for all the old fellas. Yeah. No, I shouldn't say all,
just all the people you need rightto hear. How do you say it,
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hearing impaired. Yeah, I needto get some on my merch site
for the hearing impaired. Yeah,I bet you'se a lot of those sentence
completed. Yeah, I would bestoked. But yeah that was fun.
High fight for that. Yeah,Shark Week and I went to Shark Week.
Hell yeah that's yeah. That wasthe precursor to Shark Weeks. Yeah,
and I dove with the Sharks.I'm freaking I'm not afraid of him
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anymore. Poops, when you firstmet me, when you first met me
on set, did you think thatI was like like a pussy, I
would be a pussy about things.No, No, I didn't, Or
you just thought she might be down? What was that again, Like when
you first met me, like dayone of the test shoot, did you
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think, oh, this girl she'sgonna be like too scared to do stuff,
or did you think, like,no, you knew you had this
feeling that I was down. Yeah, yeah for sure. Like I just
you're like kind of like quiet,but like you're kind of like all these
like cracking like good jokes or likedamn dude, just she like got jokes.
I was like really intimidated that firstday. Yeah, but I yeah,
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that's what I was like, Hey, just chill, No, no,
No, I wasn't like free.You weren't like just chill, but
it like I was chill, butlike inside, I'm like, wow,
I'm on the set of Jackie too, right, dude. I still can't
believe it. Like I just likekeep thinking about it, and like I
keep thinking about it. I juststarted laughing and I'm like, dude,
I want to make another movie.Hell yeah, Like it's like, fuck,
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it was so fun, so fun. We show up, we all
like see each other's like faces,like what's going on? You know what
I mean, trying to read everyone, but everyone's just like all nice,
what's up? What's up? Youknow, you wouldn't even know if anything
was gonna happen meeting Poopies. Andwhen they told me his name was Poopies,
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm on the set of Jackass.
(16:36):
Yeah they found a guy named Poopies. Well, my first stunt was
the one with the popsicle in mybutt. Yeah. I wasn't there that
day. I was on the secondday. Yeah, that was my first
stunt. Wait was I there forthe popsicle when that was that? The
hot sauce? Yeah, I wasn'tthere that day. Yeah, that was
the other came on the second day. Yeah, the popsicle stunt, dude,
or there was the hotase challenge.My first stunt was like gold,
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yeah, I was tripping, dude. I was like, dude, this
is gnarly. It's so weird tothink about it because my name came from
watching Jackass. My friends like,that's what inspired me. And then my
friends were like, we're not doingthat, and I was the only crazy
one that would so they're like,okay, yeah, go for it.
You know, yeah that was allcool. And then the school didn't think
it was cool and they're like,oh, yeah, that's not cool,
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Like you shit your pants, youknow what I mean? Is this your
middle school? This was eighth grade. Yeah, you should go back and
put your head shot at the school. Um yeah that would be sick.
Yeah, with a with a hugeturd, like as a tattoo on my
cheek. They should actually just namethe auditorium after you. No, they
shouldn't name the photo fucking booth afterme. Whatever. Camera classroops auditorium?
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What is it? Camera class?What camera class? Like? Yeah,
photography, photography, photography, dude, I killed it in photography the dark
room. And then you're like,this is pretty sick and it's all like
red the lights, the red lightsand you're freaking making sick photos. How
old were you when you made yourfirst like stunt video surfing video? Oh
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I don't know. I would neverget filmed surfing because I wasn't that good.
Or how old were you when youhad your first piece of content that
got that went viral? No,um, that went viral? Yeah,
that wasn't like two thousand, Iwant to say like fifteen, maybe two
thousand and fourteen. It was whenI went down that huge flood drain.
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That's what people saw. I gotnineteen million views on red Bull TV.
Oh yeah, that's why. Sothat was the one. But yeah,
it was pretty much and then redBull kept going with it, and then
people's the surf community kind of caughton. When it wasn't like the surf
community. You know. Now it'slike an whole other freaking world. When
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you were in same with you likeyou're in the comedy Yeah, you know.
Now so it's just like now it'slike we're in a whole other world.
Whole other world. When you didyou ever like have to fill out
something in middle school where the teacherasked you what you wanted to be when
you grow up. Yeah, Ithink, what what did you what did
you put professional dirt bike writer?Oh? Hell yeah, my grandpa was
(19:14):
in motocross. Oh really he waslike a biker. Yeah, he's on
Team Husk of Honor. Wow,that's like it's literally in your blood.
Yeah it did Papa Pops do stunts. No, he was New York.
He was going, hey, I'mwalking he and like, motherfucker, that's
Pops. That was what he wasdoing. Back bone and shakes and party
and that's what he was doing.Okay, So that's where you get it.
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And he was in the military.Oh wow, so yeah he was
doing He worked as a mechanic forthe Marines. Dope. Yeah, for
the he was a mechanic. Jetfix anything, jet jet mechanic. Yeah,
can you fix anything in it?Like did he teach you? I
can take it apart, but Ican't put it back together. I've fucking
struggled that. That's great, Yeah, but yeah not for me. I
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surf and chill and get chicks anddo stunts. What was that line in
Um Forever that it's like, allthough I don't want I won't let the
fame change me. I just wantto surf waves. Yeah, chicks,
Yeah for sure. Made on Twitter. By the way, I'm poopies moving.
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I'm like, I'm a ghost Twitter. I'm like winning freaking MTV Movie
Awards, and I'm going home tothis little container in the ghetto and ocean
side and I still haven't paid rent. Well, I don't know. Again,
I don't know. This is omissionsthat could get us in trouble.
No, I'm just getting I needsome sponsors on my Okay, so why
(20:41):
don't are you on cameo? Yeah? I got cameos, but you know
that helps. But well, wegotta get you some sponsors. I know
there's all my sponsors. Guys.I'm talking about like New Balance, Like
I wear New Balances and shit likethat's what I like. I'm sure New
Balance would love to have you aslet's go. It's just about to you
(21:02):
by New Balance to balance pooh balance, No, just New Balance. I
can't take I don't take people's namesright now. Fix this. What's going
on with my mic brood? Youknow this is only on par for the
world's shittiest podcast. Yeah, it'sgreat because anything can go wrong. It's
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zoo above what is it? Huh? Okay, press the button. Boys,
No, I didn't fling. Iknow you blink though, I mean
you blink. You got you.Welcome to You've Been Pooped. That's another
show I want to have. You'veBeen Pooped. Yeah, I'm trying to
(21:47):
this is my podcast now. No, she's like, yeah, she takes
over. Everyone takes over here toknow about me and what I've been doing.
Because I'm so freaking cool. Whydon't you ask me some questions?
So please enough about me? Ninefifty seven? What's going on here?
Okay? Anyways, welcome back toPoopy's podcasts. The ad was amazing.
(22:10):
Oh I was then say we didn'twe didn't go anywhere, but they'd went
somewhere. Okay, they went tomy ad land. But anyways, so
Rachel comed comedy specialist, how toyou know how to catch the crowd?
You know how to fill the vibeof the crowd and know what they want
when you're up there? Right?Is that how you do it? That's
(22:36):
a question? Yes, okay,how do you how do you brainwash the
crowd doing being a comedy? Okay? How do I brain The question is
how do I brainwash the crowd?Because when they come in there like this
chick sucks. We'll just go seeher though, Okay, and then you're
like at the end of it,they're like, too, this chick is
fucking funny. Well, I thinkwhat helps is coming with prepared jokes and
(23:02):
material, and I hope that oncethey see me on stage, they see
that I'm funny. And that's allwe can help for is comedians. Okay,
there's there's no control. Then whatdo you mean, like, what
do you usually like? What's yourjokes? What's your subjects? I talk
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about my life in jackass and weI have some butthole stuff. Oh wait,
poopies. You see me do standup? Yeah? Yeah, I
liked it. She does butthole jokes, That's what I'm saying. I was
like, I want to hear oneof your butthole jokes. Let me say,
um, I have videos of buttholejokes on my Instagram. What's your
(23:48):
Instagram? Rachel Wolfson? Okay,guys go give her a fallout? Thank
you, popes and Twitter? TheTwitter is Wolfie Comedy, Wolfie Comedy.
And where do you perform? Usuallyin La Yeah, I perform literally anywhere
that will have me, Mexico stripclub. What's the budget? One hundred
(24:11):
about snow Jack. You don't wantto go there, but yeah, that's
awesome. So in La or likewhere would you go like usually for your
comedy skitsu? I mean LA hasshows all over. I've performed at the
clubs. I was at a clublast night. Sometimes you'll perform in backyards,
(24:32):
people's garages, parks. See,that's where I'm like weird about performing
or not performing, but like doingmy bit because I'm not a performer.
You guys are. You guys areprofessional. I just started. So it's
more like I get weird when it'slike a smaller crowd because I like the
bigger crowd because it's not so likeone on one you know, I feel
you on that one. You area performer, so don't say that you
(24:57):
aren't. Two. You're learning,and so am I I'm not. You
know, Um, I'm not claimingto be the best performer, but I'm
a student of comedy as well.Yeah, and so it's all about your
attitude towards only. Dave Chappelle masteredit. There are a lot of people,
(25:18):
great comedians who've mastered and Bert,Bert Kreischer, Eric Griffin. Yeah,
um no, I'm just joking.So the thing about the big versus
small crowds is, you know,it really isn't about the size necessarily of
the crowd, but how you connectwith them. I actually think connecting with
(25:40):
bigger crowds is more of a challengebecause, yeah, when it's intimate and
more of a smaller room, Ifeel like you can look people in the
eyes. CrowdWork can be possible becausethey're right there, versus trying to do
CrowdWork in a big arena or theater. So both have its ups, pluses
and minuses. But what it's reallyabout is connecting with the audience no matter.
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Yeah, like connecting with a lotof people. You've been doing some
stand up, Yeah, I haven'tdone it in a while. Or the
last time I did it was onthe boat with Knoxville and Shark Week and
it was horrible. They said youshould just do your say your name and
walk off the stage, but yougot to practice though, No, I
got I got it now that Iactually figured it out. It says story.
It's stories, So I'm a storycomedian, Okay, like the one
(26:27):
We're on the plane, or likethe one where I had the homeless dude
in the back of my truck,went to Long Beach with him again in
the back, shopped him down withbungees and gave him some bananas and water,
and they saved his life. Who'sjust admitted to kidnapping. He was
on the middle of the in themiddle of the road, and I think
(26:48):
we might have to put that inthe Okay, if he saw a homeless
dude in the middle of the roadand he was dark and it was night
out, and you know, almostI almost hit the guy. I'm gonna
stop up and say, hey,you're all right? You know what?
What? What were the song?I don't never want to feet like I
did that day? Take me tothe place I love? Okay, So
(27:11):
what we need to do? Thebridge and that of him singing with the
guy that we're talking about, Sohe was he has yeah, dude,
like for real, I like sayingto him, no, he didn't even
have a phote. I forget hisname, Poppy or something Poppy and pop.
It sounds like a podcast. Yeahstarted. He could have changed this
(27:34):
guy's life forever. I don't thinkyou'd stay in this room for ten minutes.
Didn't you take him down to LongBeach while you were attending a lady
of the night and it was justlike a little gid together. Okay,
boyfriends, I thought it was agirl. Your girlfriend, No, I
don't have a girlfriend. Anyways,the guy rode down in Poopy's car and
(27:56):
hung out in the No. Thisis what happened, you guys want to
hear the story. Coming back fromdinner, it's probably eleven o'clock and I'm
going home and there's a roundabout andI'm going through this roundabout and I see
I didn't really see him at first, but I saw him right when I
got up to him, and Islammed on my brakes and there was some
dude, some homeless dudes, andlike he was like you know he was
(28:19):
he was. I'm like, canI say he was a black homeless dude?
Okay, can say whatever you want, Poopies. So there's black homeless
dude and you know it's it's nighttimeout and he's freaking has black shirt on.
You can't really see him. Ihave tinted windows, so I couldn't
freaking see him. I almost hithim and I was like, holy shit,
dude, he's in sitting in themiddle of the road like about to
(28:41):
like end it I was like,bro, you're all right, and you
didn't say anything. You just lookedup at me like kind of tripped out,
and I was like, dude,get in the back of my truck,
like I'm taking you somewhere safe.So somewhere safe his girlfriend's house for
the night, which in theory isto my girlfriend. And it wasn't her
house. It was a get together. It was you guys. You don't
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oh my god, okay, neverwent okay. So I am that day
to the place I love. Okay, So I see this guy almost run
this guy over. He gets inthe back of my bed in my truck
because he's like homeless and stinks andprobably hasn't showered in a while. Yeah,
(29:33):
for real, there's people out therethat I've smelled before and like they
fucking stink. Like you guys needto go shower and get some clothes.
You need to fucking soak yourself intoa hot tub for two days. No,
they're everywhere though, but anyways,don't be that guy. Um.
So I'm like, dude, youneed to be in a safer spot.
(29:55):
So I told him to get inthe back of my bed in my truck
because he probably stinks. And Igo to my house house. Like there's
a bunch of homeless people that livenext to my house too, So I
like was like, dude, hecan just think sleep with those guys,
you know. So I just wantto get him off the road. Well
there's no homeless people there anymore.They all left, So I was like,
fuck, I'm not gonna like justdrop this guy off in the corner.
He's cold, he's like about todie. And so I got dude,
(30:19):
just chill in the back of mybed in my truck. He can
sleep there for the night, youknow what I mean. Like I was
just being nice, you know.And you put him in a board bag.
So I had my surfboard bag.Right, He's like Jimmy's this man.
Yeah, So a surfboard bag.Right, it zips up. It's
like it's like a huge, likea little I don't know, how do
(30:40):
you how to explain that shape surfboardsleeping bag. It's like a sleeping bag,
but it's like this thick to putyour surfboards in, and it's like
eight feet long. So it zipsup right and folds over on one side.
So I was like, oh,that's a perfect little bed because that's
as surfer as we sleep in ourboard bags when we travel if we have
to, so it's it's comfy.So I got the board bag, put
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the sleeping bag inside the board bagand zipped up the sleeping bag, got
him a pillow. Then I zippedup the surfboard bag a little bit and
it was a perfect bed. No, I didn't shot him yet. Um
So I was like, I waslike, he's all good. He's all
good now, you know, he'slike he pretty much just like closed his
eyes and went straight to sleep.Damn like he was. He was over
(31:26):
the warm place to sleep. Dude, I've been there before. Dude's the
worst feeling in the world. Yeah, you gave him a You probably gave
him the best night of sleep he'shad. And I have, I have,
I did, And so I'm like, dude, he's all g right
there and uh so I get acall. So he's in the back m
I go to my house. Iput him Hey you, um, you're
(31:48):
good. I gave him some water, some food and ship. He's like,
I'm good, dude, thank youso much. I go, Dude,
feel better, bro, I don'twant to see you in the middle
of the street. Ever again.He goes okay, and he goes to
bed, and then I get acall from my friend and she's like,
come over, um to a longbeach. And I was like eleven o'clock
at night. I'm like, fuck, do I really want to bone this
(32:10):
chick that bad? And I go, yes, I do, so I
fucking them up. I'm like,Grom told this guy Grom, Hey,
I got a call. I'm goingto a party in Huntington Beach. I
told m Huntington Beach. I fibbed, and so he's like, I was
like, do you mind, likedrop, do you mind if you're like
(32:30):
sitting the back, like laying theback. And while I drive to Huntington
Beach on the freeway, I'm gonnago fast. This is from like two
weeks ago, from from Oceanside.So I'm I live in Oceanside, so
and Carl's Bad area. I'm fromCarl's Bad shout out se bad. But
(32:51):
um so yeah, I'm driving fromOceanside and I'm like, dude, yo,
is this all good? Like youall gucci? If you're in the
back like I go in the freeway, it's gonna go fast. He goes,
yeah, I'm fine. And soI go, okay, well,
let me fucking get my bungees becauseI bungees just shot my e bike down.
And I say, okay, SoI stretched out my bungees and from
corner to corner of my bed onmy truck so he doesn't fly out when
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I'm going eighty down the freeway.So I go all right, all right,
buddy, let's let's do this.And he freaking slept the whole way
there. I'm going to Long Beachfrom Oceanside. I'm going like ninety maybe
eighty, so that's like attempted murderin ninety. I was going eighty and
then uh, I'm again. TeamCols can't catch me, motherfuckers. It's
(33:37):
poopy. You know, I'm nojan there's six um, so I'm like,
dude, I was going to speedlimit. Seventy five eights per hour
is never the speed limit, justfor the record. But I get it
all the way there, and um, I turn on the my cab light.
Right, I finally get that thatparty really get together. It's one
(33:59):
Chi his girlfriend for the not mygirlfriend, not his girlfriend. So I
get there and I freaking I getout. I'll go dude, I hope
he's all right. You know,how's the ride. So I get out
and I wake him up. Bro, he's sleeping. The guy was passed
out the whole time. I wason my way to Long Beach on the
freeway. He was so stoked attwo hour drive. I'm looking at you.
(34:27):
Oh yeah, it's like, no, it's it's forty five minutes to
Long Beach promotion side with no traffic. Okay, it's two hours to get
here with no traffic. Yeah,or maybe with traffic, but no,
it was forty five minute drive.I got out, checked if he was
all right. He was all right. So I left them, left them
there to sleep all night. Iunbudged him, and that is the story
(34:51):
of Poppy and Poopy. No,it's not it's not over. It's not
over. So I go up tothis get together, right, I leave
him outside and on you can kindof see my truck, like from the
balcony of this this chick's house,you can kind of see my truck.
And I was like, dude,I wonder if he's hungry. So I
started launching English muffins into the bedof my truck. He's well, he's
(35:14):
probably hungry. Dude, he onlyhad bananas. So I was like,
bro, because we didn't stop andget food. You know, I told
him we're gonna stop and get food. But as too, he pulled the
per DM on Poppy, he pulledthe PM. Well, we're gonna stop
at KFC. This guy is likedying for KFC, and let him sleep
or wake him up, and whoknows what's gonna happen after we wake him
(35:37):
up. You should have stopped andgot him and then just put it in
the truck. And then because onceyou stop, you wake up, Like
all those stops and ship, he'sgonna hear the lady on the mic.
It'll wake him up. You neverknow what would happen to him freak out.
Then what happened when you started launchingbread at him? I didn't launch,
(35:57):
I was throwing, but I launchedit. But and then it made
in the bed of my truck.And that was his dinner for the night
game, English muffin with peanut butterand jelly smash. And I just threw
like two of those down there.He was he was sicked. So then
the morning time comes, it's likeeleven o'clock, right, it's beaming sun
out. It's hot, Long Beachagain hot, No, and I come
(36:19):
out. I go, dude,I kind of forgot about him. Bro.
I was like, dude, dude, that guy's in the back of
my truck. So I run downthere. It's like take the elevator down
and I go out there. I'mlike, bro, he's still sleeping,
and I wake him up again,and I'm like, dude, we gotta
go. And dude, he wasstill in the sleeping bag with the sun
beaming on him, with like asweatshirt and pants. Dude, how long
were you in Long He probably wouldhave he probably would have got like heat
(36:42):
exhaustion if I left him in therefor like another hour. How long were
you in Long Beach for? Likethe night? From the night Yeah,
from I got there at like twelve, from twelve to eleven. Yeah,
he spent the night in Long Beachin the back of my truck, had
peanut butter jelly sandwiches. And onthe way home we got he got to
sit in the cab of my truckand with Ac and then you guys had
(37:06):
some karaoke and I had to laydown a towel ship though, like on
my truck. Yeah, and thenhe was Djane. It was pretty sick.
I saved the guy's life and hada good time. And I hope
I like, I hope I changed. You have some videos to we'll have
to include for Yeah, it's realship go to bed grums, buy my
merch. I'm joking, but Yo, if you ever see a homeless person
(37:30):
in the street, do not runhim over, but do not kidnap him.
This has been a PSA by Poopies. Just give him some and chill.
You know what I mean? Allright, what next question? Your
dad, your family? If Iget in trouble, I'm going to jail
(37:51):
for a long time if if Ieven like lay a hand on you.
They told me, okay, soso your dad's so your question is if
you were to lay a hand onme, would you go to jail for
a very long time? Yes?Um, well, Poopies, I'm just
(38:12):
shoking. Her dad's like the narlisther. I'm just I'm like, that's
sweet. Yeah, she has anawesome family. Thank you, you have
a I love your family too.I love your brother, thanks Yo.
Love Darryl. Darryl. His name'sRyan, poor guy Ryan. Yeah,
Yeah, he's he's a good guy. Ryan's cool. You met my Yeah,
(38:34):
that's right, you met my family, my sister. She was hot.
But then I was like, you'relike, that's my sister. I
was like, oh, that's family. Sorry, you didn't know she was
my sister based off No, notbecause we looked, because I didn't.
Yeah, well I didn't like reallyput you guys weren't standing together, you
know what I mean? Right,I couldn't really match him. I think
it's funny you didn't know it wasmy sister, but we look exactly.
(38:55):
I'm her family. At the Jackasspremiere, Yeah, that was sick.
That was so fun. I wasfreaking that was fun, dude. I
was sober for two weeks after that. I mean before that, oh,
just d ms from chicks and shit, you know popies. This is our
podcast and your chicks. What aboutyour girlfriend? I don't have one,
(39:19):
So so your family, We lovetheir family. I just wanted to shout
out, shout out the family,shout out to my family. Yeah,
what is your dad? The questionwas if he were to lay a hand
on me, would he go toto away for a long time, And
the answer is yes, let's doit. Yeah um oh um, yes,
(39:45):
yeah, don't funk with Rachel prettymuch. That's what I'm trying to
tell you all. Yeah, don'tmess with Rachel because you will be put
in prison. I'm drinking. Wecan cut that, please, you can
get the unders anything. Is thereany editing that goes on in this Yeah,
that goes to your editor deserves likea vacation. No way, dude,
(40:08):
he deserves a raise, but nota vacation. I get to go
on the vacations, my friend,I go, and I get to go
on them with you exactly. Sowhere are you going on the vacations k
editors? Yeah, you guys wantto get some sponsorships. I want to
do only these fans. You wantan only fans? Yeah, you would
be great fans. I mean,how do you? How do you do
(40:30):
it only? I don't have anonly fans. People do all the naked
ship and stuff. I'm over that. I don't want to do the naked
ship hoopies. You did a nakedmovie, you know what I mean.
But I don't want like you don'twant to be objective. I don't want
to be a whore on these fans. Whore they're not w Yeah, there
(40:51):
is there is horrors there on theon these fans. You could probably book
one after you rent it out.While you on your screening for a while,
what was the question that shit's fuckedup? Hey, I met.
I don't know what the question is. We're just we're just franking by,
We're just shooting the ship. Yeah, I like shooting the ship, Like,
okay, next question, how didyou get on the jackass Um?
(41:16):
Well, Knoxville was the one whoshe's told this story probably like a million
times. Let's hear the past,so you know how all the casts are.
The OG's got to kind of likerecommend people for the movie. So
Knoxville recommended me because he um followedme on Instagram and liked my stuff thought
(41:40):
it was funny. So he messagedme and asked me if I wanted to
basically come work on sick. Didshe got put on by knock I know,
I got discovered by the only one. I got put on by knock
Hell. Yeah? Yeah, goodplease, I'm in here. I don't
(42:00):
even know what's happening in this podcast. I feel like we are you doing?
Your name came up last night atthe store. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, what's up?Brother? Oh my god, I'm gons
Yeah, I already ruined the micBret. We were doing so good this,
(42:22):
but this is what happens on theshittiest Okay, I said his name
wrong again, Bert Bert? Goodthere, dude, that was sick friends.
Hell yeah, comedy is small,is it really? Yeah? I'm
trying to get in that circle.Well you got to practice those jokes.
(42:44):
Poo oh my god him? Howis that stand up? Though? If
I could use that story as astand up, that's cleaned it up.
You could totally tell that story.Yeah, yeah, well can you clean
it up for me? What wasmy story? Yeah? You only one?
I got put on by knox mustYeah. Yeah, super cool because
(43:07):
all the ladies love Knoxville honestly,Like it's like being discovered by your childhood
hero. Yeah, dude, that'sso sick, so sad. He's my
He's my favorite. Sorry hashtags name, I mean they're all my favorite,
literally like that. The bull isthe gnarliest one you could do. I
literally love them all. I wantto do. I'm gonna have to do
(43:28):
that one day. Yeah, andyou're gonna be there. Yeah, it's
gonna be gnarly. Yeah what shouldI I'm just gonna do is I'm just
gonna jump, do that little jumphe does, and then go pool spin
and hopefully wake up in the ambulance. I just I would prefer if it
wasn't an ambulance. No, butI neither. I hope I walk away.
(43:49):
I hope so too. I'm goingto I hope the bulls Okay,
I know, poor bowl. Okay, next question, Okay, would you
ever get hit by a bull?Um? I mean if I knew that,
probably, I don't know. Ifeel like I could die from that.
(44:10):
What if you got paid? Whatif you got paid a lot of
I feel like the bull The thingwith that is to Bill. So here's
my thing about So here's my thingabout stunts like that. Yeah, because
as a comedian, I'm always like, what is super super funny? And
I feel like me getting hit bythe bowl that's not funny. Would I
(44:32):
could break my neck? Yeah?Actually, and then that is true actually
because I wouldn't. That would justlike I was just kind of scene if
you would say, but you knowwhat, yes or no? But they
it's kind of a stupid question.Actually, I guess you know, the
shittiest podcast ever with the shittiest questions, it's on brand. Would you ever
(44:52):
get boob surgery, and I'm dreaming. I shouldn't say that. Cut that
out, Steve. I think youshould include that stevo is because it should
be. Really it's on the budget. You get boot surgery. No,
just include the question. Would youget boop surgery? Yes? Would you
(45:13):
go Stevo's get them right now?How big would you go? Pretty big?
Name a number or a letter?Um, huge ones? I'd get
double ds. Those aren't that big, triple d's. I think you should
go like geez geez. I wantto gee. Yeah, but I need
like fake skin because I get peas. Yeah, you got double peas,
(45:37):
you got pepas. That'd be sick. No. Um, okay, next
question, next question, rapid fireme question, what's next on your agenda?
Stand up? And that's it?I mean for right now? Is
your podcast? Where your YouTube?Do you want to help me with that?
I can? They want to seeyou have a YouTube? It's easy.
(46:00):
Are you gonna help me produce it? Um? Yeah, I'll just
be like, yo, do this, and then you go do it,
and then we film it and putit on the edit base and feel like
you're gonna get me killed. Poopies. Poopies is like day one. Are
you gonna you can? You wantto make brainstorm some fun YouTube is why
(46:20):
don't we do a poo tube together? Why don't we do a collab?
Okay, I'll introduce you to theworld. We're like, or we could
do we can start building your channelnow though, Okay, so let's do
it. Okay, but you gotto take the initiative. I will.
I'd be so stucked if you justmade one, like, get a couple
of clips of you doing something fun, okay, all right, and I'll
(46:45):
addit it. I'll make you lookgood and help me with that figuring out
what we're gonna do. I'll makea channel for you, Okay, it's
easy, hell yeah, yeah,and then we can go Yeah, because
I love I'll help you get somesponsor. I love vlogging like it's so
fun. I get to do whateverI want pretty much. Yeah, without
(47:06):
doing whatever I want. But yeah, let's log it down because I love
YouTube. That's what I've been doing. So you want to hear. Next
question for you? I got storieson stories though. You want to hear
what happened last week? What happened? The world needs to know this.
I did the first anal Roman candlewar for Fourth of July. For fourth
(47:30):
of July. It's dropping hopefully today. Dude. You know how those big
Roman candles have the plastic things whereyou stick in the ground the spikes,
but they're not spikes or like littlerounded cones like it's pretty much like a
waffle cone but plastic. So Iput that in my bot hole and my
friend lit it. But when youlet it, he has to let go.
(47:52):
And when you let go, theonly thing I was holding that up
was my boat hole and it wasfucking sick. Though I shot my friend
with it. It was going likefucking rapidly fired out of my fucking out
of this firework. It was soawesome. I think the boys would be
so proud. Though you want tosee a picture, you're gonna see this
(48:15):
on the video because if you haven'twatched this video, you guys need to
watch this video. It is abanger, to be fair, I have
seen Poopi's butthole before. Oh it'sit went so solid. And then guess
what I kind of did like aKnoxville thing, like jackass, like prank,
Like we all turned on my friend, you know what I mean,
(48:36):
because we're like we told our friend, We're gonna do a war. And
I gave my other my other friendslike Roman candles and they all lit them.
Yeah, and then so they alllit them, and I told him
to just fucking shoot shoot, shootcheesy Chase. So all of a sudden,
everyone's fucking light their Roman candles andwe all started shooting cheesy Chase.
So it's kind of like a prankon him. Fucking insane. And I
(49:00):
was still there with it in mybutthole, fucking just cruising because I couldn't
see because you liked it, becauseI was trying to get the clip.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to getthe clip. The fucking Roman candle stopped.
How they had to keep shooting it, dude. I was telling this
guy, come over here, getthis angle. It's all about the angles.
Watch this. You're gonna be baffled. It was just it was no
one's ever done that, No one'sever done that. I don't think Stevo
(49:22):
and the boys, I don't know. I think you might be right,
Poobies, you you might be thefirst one to I think. So did
you see that on the group message? I did? What was it?
The video? Yeah, of youputting a Oh my god, that's a
Roman candle in my butthole. Lookit's so heavy. Are you gonna be
(49:45):
able to show when you're gonna?Yeah, because it's not fair that that
your audience doesn't get to see,Like, I got a good one for
you too, the aftermath? Didyou also have explosive diarrhea after? Nope,
I wouldn't ate pizza and just cruiseand oh this is you're gonna be
You're gonna love this video. That'sthe aftermath. That's mine, My friends,
(50:08):
you put it in the same onestandard. You can't. You can't
double use the same double us that'smine. But what's the liquid? Oh?
Look at my friends, my friends, he didn't put his in his
butt? Loser, he blew,he really did. Do you want to
(50:30):
see a real clip though? Letme show you this one. This is
what I brought you here to showyou my butthole anal um firework. Here's
the people mean, the one that'salready on the internet. How's this picture?
What's this one? That's great?Oh? Sick is that? M
(50:52):
hm? Yeah? How fucking sickis that? Dude? I'm fucking psyched
on that though. Anyways, nextquestion, how much time do you have
we have we have, no dude, we need two hours with rage.
I'll do another pod. Okay,we'll do a follow up pod if you
do. If people like this oneand they want us to come back,
(51:14):
I'll come back again. Cool.Hey, can you bring my speaker next
time? I gave it to you. I'm just joking. Hey, I
asked her for my speaker for likea year and I finally got it,
and I just asked her again.Boy huh. Yeah, the jailb the
one that almost initially got him kickingit back. Yeah, you give that
back to me. I don't know. I regret it every second, literally,
(51:36):
because the second I arrived to theair part, I'm like, here's
your speaker. He's like rolling throughthe airport, jam and out. Dude,
That's what I do on Shark Week. I've never seen that happened.
But yeah, Sorr you guys aboutthat. Anyways, you are great,
We love you, And let's starta vlog. I'm down that's fake,
just like this whole world. Umme and Poopy's future blog. He's going
(52:00):
to be pooducing it. And ifyou guys want to see Rachel, she
is available on Make It Available.She is available to social media and uh
Rachel for dinners and whatever you wantprivate dinners. I'm Joey Weekend. Thanks
(52:24):
for tuning in to the Shittiest Podcastwith Poopies. We'll do our best to
keep things consistent here, but I'msure you piece together how hard it is
to keep track of poops and hiswhereabouts, etc. We do have a
few episodes in the queue, however, so be sure to tune in next
week. We have a big guestcoming up you're not going to want to
miss. Until then, stay Shitty. The Shittiest Podcast is produced by the
(52:45):
World's Worst People Tyler Nielsen, RyanTillotson, Frank Riskell and narrated by Me
the Narrator. Special thanks to theStraw Teams.
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