July 4, 2023 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw media.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I didn't want to go home because I'd have rules
at home.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, my friend put twelve dead problems in my pillowcakes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I didn't know for like a month. Dude, it smelled
so bad. The shittiest podcast in the world.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Guys, Welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever. We're in
Midwest Florida with our boy to turn to.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Happy here.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What's good, dude, girl, what's your duck saying? That's baby Girl?
Oh cool?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I've had her for three years now, Damn, since I
started my social media journey.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've had that duck. Hell yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen the journey you've had with baby girl. That's
super awesome. You you love your your ducks?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I do.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You know. There's not many things you.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Can love in this world, and it's nice to love
a duck for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
They don't really have any job. Uh no job, no
contracts you gotta sign right no NBA. Yeah, that's that's
real love. Just doucinson, not together, not together.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, I don't know. That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm just so tell me about your childhood growing up
here in Florida.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How How was it when I grew up in Michigan. Okay, Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's why that's why we call it Midwest Florida, which
you came up with, which is I love that. I'm
gonna when we make that shirt, I want Midwest Florida.
I got you, you and I Midlorida.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I grew up Michigan and basically i've been I was
doing the same i'm doing now, just just nobody watched me.
So I was doing video since I was like six
years old, doing stupid like some shure you can relate to. Yeah,
and then COVID happened, and I said, all right, if
I don't have a chance here to make this, you know,
like my life this is this is this.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, so I had to go on in What's up?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, dude, I feel you on that one, because like
it's like, you can't really half asst you know, you can't.
You can't you half past anything in life. You're gonna
get what you put into. People will tell, people will
know if it's half pass. Definitely, dude. I grew up
in Missouri, so excuse me to blue Chew gives you burbs.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh I know, yeah, oh yeah, you're sponsored by them. Too,
I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I I took one. I took one. One, let's go one. Yeah,
pops up like, yeah, it so Michigan. Then where'd you
move to Florida?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I've always wanted to move to Florida my entire life,
and then I so one day I woke up and
I was like, I've had enough of Michigan. It's cold,
it's it's just it's kind of sad in a way
sometimes when it gets to that, like uh winter, wintery time.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So I flew to Florida. I did showings after showings
after showings for for weeks, and then I found this
place out in the middle of nowhere on the Bayou.
I said, I want time. I've never experienced bats and that's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Not That's the dream, dude, to have like a compound
where no one's away from everything.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I love that. Yeah, I hope to have one of those.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
One day you will, because then you can just like
do whatever you want and no one's trying to call
the cops on you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Absolutely no one's pitching at you. That's how you live free.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That is like, because living free is honestly so hard
to do. Yeah, right now, I dude, for sure, dude.
Like I live in Cali, dude, and you can't even
like do anything do without someone trying.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
To complain or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You can't even wipe my ass without someone trying to say, hey,
you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, in Michigan, I got I got evicted from my
house that I had just gotten in fifteen days.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Fifteen nosy, ask people terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's like, dude, get a life, stop living through mine
and trying to fuck mine over.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well. Hell yeah, well I'm I'm I'm looking stuck for you.
You got your compound and your dude, I'm still for
you too, Thanks dude, Great, Thank you, Bob. I'm proud
of you. Thanks dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh yeah, dude, it's been it's been a long road,
but you know, it's like all worth it, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And honestly it's been a long round. But now your
journey has really just begun. I feel like, sure, you're
just getting into it now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I love that, dude, because dude, I was like, like
fifteen years ago I started my YouTube channel and dude,
I didn't even know how to do YouTube. Yeah, but
I was just making videos of me you can surfing,
like asking people for lighters, on the beach to light
my fucking barbecue authentic for sure, for real.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, And I remember, dude, I was like, dude, I'm
not getting any views, and I never quit.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know, there's moments in my life where I'm like, dude, absolutely,
I'm over this shit.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
But I couldn't, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, I've talked to so many creators that I've just
like kind of stopped just like putting their heart into
it once their reviews go down.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm like, you can't. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Like that's, if anything, that's when you should start saying, like, hey,
maybe I'll do something really out there and dangerous and
really yeah, if there's gonna get us at least they're
gonna be like what the is this guy doing?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
For real? Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's how it was it. That's how it was, dude.
I was like, dude, am I gonna like blow myself?
I'm thinking these views or what? Like, I was trying
everything in the world to get views.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's just YouTube's hard, you know. Yeah, how easy? How
close can I get to death without dying to get
these views? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
For sure, definitely. But yeah, now that I'm older, it's
like I don't know. I gotta like really like take it,
like take a step back and look on like like
my long longevity, yeah, my longevity of life, and like
right now I.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Gotta Yeah, I was gonna say, you're in a he's
in a brace right now. I'll tell him because you
don't have your brakes on, but you're supposed to be
in a brace right now.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, I just keep my shoulder like, dude, can you
see the bump on it?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I noticed that early on.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I didn't know if you were just like on disproportional
or something.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I want to say, no, no, that's from my freaking
injury him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, dude, injuries, Like you've taken quite a bit of injuries, bro.
And usually I bounce back like so fast. But now
I'm getting older, dude, it doesn't like happen so fast.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You know. And I was like drinking, you know, like
yeah hangovers here for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah do you ever like thank you'll guests over one day?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So I'm pretty good. You control your drinks.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm very that's good good, like, but I only, like
you said, I only have one pace, like if I'm drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
We're drinking drinking we're going all the way in.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, but I can go. I can go two months
without drinking. I can go through that, no, no problem.
But I do like to drink when I can. Yeah,
for sure. You're young, dude, you're young, you know. Yeah,
you're having fun.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It's when you get to my age and you like
wake up and you're like, fuck, I need a beer
to feel better.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You know, how old are you? Thirty six? Okay? Hold
are you twenty eight? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But you still got it in you dude. But yeah,
it's time for me to grow up, you know. No,
but in a good way. Yeah, in a good way.
We'll grow up in some senses.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But keep your youth for sure, definitely, because I feel
like your youth is going anywhere from what I've seen already. Nah, dude,
I'm I'm like gram life forever. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So, like my motto is grom Life.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I saw a video you talking about that, and I
wanted to know more about it because it sounds like
something I could get behind. Dude, grand life.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Gram life is just like a lifestyle, right, Like, if
you're a grom you're just like still in your youth.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You're just doing whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You don't really like have it's kind of like you're
not really having any worries about anything.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, it's like a kuna matata.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So Grom grom life really stuck with me because as
a kid surfing in the surf world. Yeah, that's what
they call you. Like if if someone's younger than you,
then they're the grom Okay, like your brother would be
a gram tea yeah for sure. And like and then
it's just like that's just the way of life in
the surf world, you know. So if you live up,
if you live by the beach, you know, you're and
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you surf, you're like you're a grom.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So and then the Groms they didn't grom treatment though.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That can't be good though, No, it's not people like Grams.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, like the Groms gotta do that you you don't
want to do. You know, you are there, they're there
to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You ever seen rocket power for sure?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Those oh yeah those right, But those are like Groms
that never grew up in like a like a dysfunctional
surf so they're like bougie grums. Yeah, they're super they
know't got like older guys like stealing their sandwiches or
like taking their waves, you know, or like like I remember,
I'd have to go to seven to eleven and still
the older guys like food, you know, because they're like, yeah,
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and if we don't do that, we get fucking bullied
or we can't surf that day.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
So you were a straight up beachmom for a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, for sure, definitely, Like that's how it was.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, I lived at the surf shop for so long
because like I didn't want to go home because I'd
have rules at home.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, you don't got rules at that surf shop.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, there's no rules at that surf shop. You can
do whatever the fuck you want. As long as you're
sweeping the floors, you know, clean up your masks, then
you're good to go. You know, at least you're helping out,
you know, he's just support in the shop, tell you.
But yeah, I have this one story where there's this
old guy that used to work at the shop. He
actually lived there and he worked to pay rent, but
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he worked construction too, so he'd come back to the
surf shop after a long days of work and he'd
he'd get asked to watch the shop, you know, for
a while while they go out. The owner goes out
and does some runs, some errands, and he'd pass out
and we get a sharpie and we'd write freaking cocking
balls on his face and and bro. And then the
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customer would come in the shop and we'd wake them up.
We're like, probably got to help the customer.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
So he ground Oh dude, he was like old.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He was like a seven year old grom. No he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Oh he was one of your one of the own.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No he wasn't. No, he wasn't. He was like, we're younger.
He was just some older guy that we didn't really
know that lived at.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The serf shop. Yeah, okay, so yeah, he would wake
up with it all over his face. Du didn't help
the customers.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, And the customers would come in and they would
like look at him and leave like it probably wasn't
so good for business, but we didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Really, we just wanted.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
To last, you know. And he sharpened on him.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I So what I used to do is when I
would sharp you on people, I would take I'd start
using the color thick sharpies and I wouldn't even start
drawing them. I would just color their face that color
so they'd wake up. I had a buddy and he
was like just green, and he was so mad his
veins were sticking out. So everyone just called him the hulk,
you know, but he was green face. My couch was ruined.
(10:57):
The couch and smeared green. But that's that's the way
to do it. Like, if you're watching this and you're
drawing on people's faces, start using colored charpies and color
their whole facing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, solid.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah. We used to get spray paint. We used to
spray paint out.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And then we just spray paint the ship out of
their head while they're sleeping. Well, it was first done
to me, so then the younger generation that came into
State Beach, we fucked with them hard like, and then
it was my turn to get back at him.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You know, it was my turn to be.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You had to hold the ring.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, the king, you had the king, Yeah, for sure,
absolutely so, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I remember when I first got my hair spray Dude,
it couldn't come out for like three weeks.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Like there's like, wait, you guys were spray painting each
other's hair. Yeah, not your body's your hair?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh our hair?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So I remember this one time I woke up and
I was like, what the fuck was my hair stuck together?
It was all spray paint. Green spray print didn't come
out for like three weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was so pissed to walk around with fucking green hair.
But it wasn't like a good look. It was like
it got all dirty and dude, it was full swamp
rats swamp drum.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But yeah, that dude.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
We had so much fun growing up at the sech
Shop kind of like you like, you grow up like
kind of like in your compound, you know, and you
can do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And you did you guys, Like, if you pass out
with your shoes on, it's game on.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh if you pass out period, it's game. I don't
matter what you got on. If you pass out before anyone, Yeah, like,
don't do your like at one at one point, I
used to have like wars with my friends that would
get so bad, like when they passed out, we would
like we hog tied one of my friends and like
cover them head to toe and ketch up and he's
like really grossed out by Ketcher was this thing. Okay,
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so he starts gagging but he's hog tied and yeah,
and he's like screaming.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Holy yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah. But the next night he said, I'm coming for you.
So I closed my door and I grabbed like a
like a four hundred pound arm wire and like dragged
it in front of my room. I was like, nobody
is because the night before put like a dead bird
on his face that we found. Yeah, it got pretty bad. Damn. Yeah.
I used to do a lot of weird when I
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was younger, Like like anytime I found like so it
sounds fucked up, but anytime I found like a dead animal,
like roadkill, I would like put it on my buddy's
car up, or I would like what I did one
of my buddies. I took a crow. It was a
dead crow, heavy, and I tied it underneath his uh
tire and he was on his way to work when
the road got caught in his car. The whole car,
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the whole car got shut. Closed me up. He's like, dude,
you need to grow the up.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh yeah, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
It was a it was a crow, like a big crow.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And it got destroyed underneath his inside and we put
like a dead raccoon in his car that we found.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Saran wrapped the door shut. So that's the scent with like,
for oh my god, real problem.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's what's up, dude. See I love doing that.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I still I don't know why, Like I don't know.
I don't want people think I'm like weird with dead
animals or something, but like there's been so many weird day.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, they're just like there and it's like, yeah, it's like, dude,
that's how you get him really.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Good, right, Like you're not not gonna use it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, for real, My friend was a second life.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, definitely, that's they probably would want to be like laughed,
I tell you this.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Actually, So I found this dead possum.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It was huge.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
So at this time I worked at the YMCA as
a camp counselor with uh yeah for eight year old boys.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Aw.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So my buddy, who was also a camp counselor, I
found this dead possume smacking on the hood of his car. Okay,
and he he his mind. The next morning he wakes
up and goes comes to work. He thought the possum
fell from a tree laying on his car, and he
goes he says, I'm not I'm not going to clean that,
like I'm gonna take it to work and then wash
it off at the workhouse at the YMCA. So there's
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eight year old kids all along the like we're all
like the flagpole, like we do the pledge of the
Pledge of Lings or whatever, you know.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
So there's all the group of kids there, probably one
hundred kids, all like five to ten years old. He
rolls in with a dead possum on his hood, just
with blood everything, just like grinnin and I was like, dude,
what are you doing, gets out of his car, stars
hosing the dead possum off. Everyone's just staring at him
like what what? And he knew He's staring at me,
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like he knew it was me. Like but he's still
the one that looks like a psycho.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, dude, it's like did do that at home? Right?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
He's like, I'm not using my own hosted white.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
He was stopping in front of the young kids.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's a great yeah, yeah, that's a good role model.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah. Fuck. He also got me fired. Really he stitching
on me?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh what the there?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He hired me. Eventually a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh yeah, he felt bad.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah, and then they gave out my little brother the job.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Eventually, let's go. They're like, Tony is not fit for
this role.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He's work yeah for really, he's a kid himself.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I taught him all, how a shotgun there you go?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah classic. They're like homeless now and I'm
just jogging.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I never stopped shotgun, that's classic.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
My friend was a pool cleaner and he'd get all
sorts of dead hit in the pool. So this one
time he gathered all up, like twelve frogs, twelve dead frogs,
and he put him in my pillowcase.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I didn't know for like a month. I was like
and I lived in the shed in the back of
my friend's house. So I had this shed set up
and it was pretty dope, Like it was right next
to the state beach, like seriously like a.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Two minute walk or like a one minute walk to
the beach.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So I was like killing it, dude, I was living
in this shed, didn't have to work. Was kind of
just like using their bathroom and their fridge to eat.
You know, this is like my friends. I grew up
with my friend put twelve dead frogs in my pillowcase.
I didn't know for like a month, dude, it smelled
so bad. You just was no were they in the
pillow in the pillowcase. So they're like, there's only like
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a sheet like blocking up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, so you're like faces on those depths.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, dude, And I was like, what the Every week
it got worse and worse, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
At one point did you realize, like, hey, there's a dude.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So one point, at one point, I was like, what
the in my pillow? So I empty out my pillow, dude,
there's dead frogs in there. And I was so snapped
and my boys were laughing, socking hard.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're like, we never thought you'd notice. I was like, dude, my.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Pillow started smelling like fucking shit, like literally like sewer.
But yeah, dude, Yeah, for a while, I was like,
what the is this? Is it like my sing bad
or zone? I didn't know, But yeah, dude, I remember
that day the problem, Yeah, dude. And they used to
come in my shed because I'd like go to bed
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early and there it was just rage all night. They'd
come in my shed like one am, dude with the
guitar and cigarettes and they hot box my shed with
cigarettes and just start playing the guitar.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Hot box of cigarettes. Sounds terrible, bro.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It was that straight Grom treatment, dude, you got Yeah, dude,
I got the worst of the worst g R Yeah
Grom like that. Yeah, so dude, as Grom's we got
with so hard, but it made us stronger, you know it,
like like we survived all of it.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
If you go back to your hometown and you say,
like I grew up as a groam where I'm a
born and raised ground, do you get respect there or.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
They're like, oh, for sure, now I'm top ground to ground.
Yeah definitely, Like yeah, definitely. Like now, like I wouldn't
do that. I don't wish that on any Grom now.
But back in the day we could get away with that.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You realize you've set like a staple for grounds where
you're from, Like they're gonna.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
All want to do Oh for sure, they're all gonna
want to take that.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You've made a You've made a mark, a benchmark.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Definitely, And the kid who gets picked on the most
is gonna be the tough one.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, And I think that's like kind of why I'm
so tough is like I got raised like that. Like
I was always the one getting worked with, and I
always like kept my tempered down.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know, I would just like I would snap, but
I would have.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
To fight all my friends and like there's no way
I'm gonna do that, you know, so you don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I had to deal with all that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
But yeah, I'm like, I love it now because it
made me such a tough kid and like I learned
a lot in life from that, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
But absolutely when I left, I actually wanted to tell
you this. So I went to go see Jackass Forever
when it came out. Oh yeah, and it was like,
what was it. I was a Michigan when I saw it,
so it was probably four degrees uh, middle winter. I
remember I drove there and I'm leaving and I see
these two kids that were leaving and they just were
walking back. Uh huh. They're walking home and and they're
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talking about the show. They're pushing each other around, like you.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Know, they got inspired.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They're like hitting each other and they're like they go,
what do you think of those new members? And they're like, dude,
they're literally just loving on you, and I was absolutely
They were like, dude, that like you. Honestly, you made
it seem like you had been there for so like
you you fit in the crew so well. I admired
it honestly, Like if I would have just seen Jackass,
(20:15):
Revererniz and the rest, I'm like, oh, this guy's been
around the whole thanks dude.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, I kind of been doing that since I was young. Yeah,
but it was weird at first, Like when I first
met him, I was so starstuckting. Yeah, dude, I was like, whoa,
there's Johnny knox Hiel, there's Steve O, there's can we
Man all the crew, Like I was like whoa.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And but then I just slowly like they're just super
cool dude, and they just took me in, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, they seemed like dope guys.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, so I could just be myself around him for sure.
You know, I wasn't really like I.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Mean you can see in the videos you're being yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was so fun.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Like I loved when like Knoxville would grab me and
like be like, let's go with someone.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah that's like a dream.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Sure. Yeah, no, it was funny.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Because it's one of the new kids that was on
the test shoot Nick Morlino. He was like over the
butt stuff because we were like, come on, dude, like,
you can't be a jackass memory if you don't put
anything in your butt.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And he's like, bro, my dad would like disown me.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And we're like, I asked knox Shaw, I go, Knoxville
just called his dad. He's like, okay, Knoxville calls his dad,
asked him, Hey, will you disown your son if you
put something in your butt? He goes no, and we're like, dude,
you're fucking lying to us. Bro, Like your dad doesn't
give up immediately. Oh yeah, dude, we call this bluff hard.
So then he got scared and kind of wasn't like
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was kind of like over it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But it was funny, dude. We call him people on
their bluff for sure.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
But yeah, So a couple more questions like what's the
craziest thing you've you've done?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Craziest thing that's a little questions.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Probably I don't know, like messing with the alligators.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, I've been so god damn, yeah, it has been
so stupid, dude, because there's like I'm not, it's not
even the gator.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Okay, what's the stupidest thing. What's the stupidest thing you've done?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Actually, recently I had so I had a full leg
brace so I couldn't walk, damn, So I started, I
don't know, I wanted to do like a cool ad
for my teeth. Drink two turned tea just came out.
So in front of my yard, there's like a gator
infested little canal. So I said, let's get me on
like an elevated surface, and let's just keep me jumping
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till till we get the shot. And ironically, my sister
kept missing the framing, so I had to jump in
this gator pond five times. And what I was.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
More worried about was the little cotton house that roll
up in a and those but you.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like you're you're gate like the gators are not.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
They'resous right, and.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
They're not the ones where I'm jumping. The aren't too big.
I wasn't too worried, Like if I get a little nip, like,
I think I'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah, story to tell always to get the bigator.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, so but a snake you might not live to
tell that tale. And that's like. And I was talking
to my buddy Dale, who I met when I moved
down here. Who's hosting us for this?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Shout out uncle Dale.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Shout out uncle Dale. He said. He comes over and
he goes, this is where you were jumping in. I
was like, yeah, he goes, he's been living near as whole.
He goes, what the fu man? He goes, do you
know what like a water moccasin is? Yeah, and he goes,
you know, they sit in the ball and they wait
for someone to do. Yeah, but I'm here, so that's
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I live to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah you did, so, Yeah, that's that's funny you talk
about water moss. Growing up in Missouri, I was always
at the creek doing rope swings. You don't even think
about it when you're doing, bro, and they hide in
the roots next to the tree.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
The last thing in your head.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I've been chased by water in the water's.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Only until you see it, though, right, I don't even
think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And they're black, so you can't really.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
See him, like, oh, bro, they're coming for you.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That was like the scariest thing.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I've been chased by a rattlesnake and I've been chased
by a water marksin and that's like the scariest thing
ever because there's so much faster than you and water
and if you get bit, you got like in probably
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You don't have like So I went to a snake
gator specialist who he's coming tonight to meet him. So
he actually wants you to get bit in the face
if you're down. He's not a snake. Okay, Oh, I'm not
gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's not poisonous.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Not poisonous.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
So we'll do that. Okay, Yeah, I talk to him.
So he's coming tonight, and I went to his place
and you have this uh, this little like this snake
cove of just snakes and tanks just and he had
I'm almost like ranked from venomous to least venomous, and
he's just like takes out the most venomus snake and
he's playing with it like this and dodging the yeah yeah,
(24:55):
And I was like, damn, Like this guy is out there.
Damn he got bit by this crack an aisle and
he's like swimming with it. And I was like, bro off.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
He had me over there, and I was like, dude,
this is he's a legend.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, I was like the gator. I'm playing with her
like these he's like he's playing with these crocodiles that
are just level like they will they will kill you. Yeah,
kill you. Bite his bite you and I got gnarly bites.
This guy's got a bite that goes up his whole leg. Holy,
it's it's nasty.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
That'd be nice to get him on the pod.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
He'll be here tonight, Okay, I told him, but he's
dying to meet you.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Ok Yeah, dude, Yeah, I'll get bit by a snake. Yeah,
that'll be dope.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
After you do it, I might do it too.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Dude, you got to It's not that bad.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I feel like it's I feel like it was just yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Just like, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The scariest party is just getting your face close to it. Yeah,
and then once it by two and then you're done.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
That's what I'm saying, you're done to it. It's just
like it's that anticipation.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, definitely, the anticipation sucks. Well.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Also, like looking at looking at it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Dude, looking at it and it's like right in your
face is like the like.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Not the lips and the nose. I was like, just
like here, you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Know, well you want to kind of bite your lips. Yeah,
because it's a good shot, it's a good clip.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I mean the nose would be the latest to just that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Wud be dupe snake bit me and Jack as it
got my upper lip and my nose. So I was
like that did the scorpion in that one? No? No,
but I've done the scorpion on my YouTube channel. And
I looked with gators on my YouTube channel and like
this wild ass and river in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
We're gonna try to do that one hanging out your mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be dope. And I dropping in the
gators mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm sure all the ladies want to know when and
how did you lose your virginity.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
So funny story about that is it was actually a
dude no way, yeah, bro, dude, I've had that happen
to me.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Actually I never like got to have sexual intercourse with him, but.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Howe, Bro, I kissed him.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
It was up.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It looked like a chick.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Where were you at? Like where was this invit?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I was in.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Tijuana, Mexico, bro, and they looked like chicks there, dude,
And I was so hammered.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Like I was so hammered. Bro, I had blur vision, dude, and.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Everyone dress a chick or just a straight up dude.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It was a dude dressed as a chick. It was
a straight tranny.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So I was so hammered on the streets and like
like we're going to the strip clubs and and like
we're going.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Home, and I was like, I just want to make
out with.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
One more chick, So like I just like fucking dude,
Like just like yeah, and I went to go kiss
this dude and he fully went to make out with me.
And I was like, okay, boys, did you see that?
I just went out the hottest chick. And my boy
was like, dude, that was not a chick, that was
a dude. I was like, no way.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
They're like, yeah, you kissed the dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
So that was in another freaking horrific story that they
brought home to all the boys.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Dude, but yeah, don't you gotta really that's such a
grand move, like.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, I dude, I was so ashamed and so embarrassed
and like so honestly I'm traumatized from that.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Had you had your boys not told you that that
was a dude.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
It might worse.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh yeah, no, I would have still believed that I
kissed some hot shake on the streets to Tijuana. Like luckily,
luckily my boys are real like that and they told
me it was a dude, because I would have still
thought it was like that wasn't Oh no, there was
no cameras back then.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
This is when I was like, I was like eighteen.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So we all would go to Tijuana, Mexico for our
eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
So you go there, you go to the trip club.
You can drink when you're eighteen there. Yeah, so that's
what we'd like to.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Do, you know, but with dudes anyway, Yeah, you can
make out dudes and drink under age. It was dope,
but yeah, dude, it it sucked. But yeah, that was
my experience. So what what do we got planned for today?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
So today we have a So we tried. We've been
for those of you who don't know, we've been on
we've been on set all day here trying to get
this ship gone.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We've had.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
We were trying to do redneck tubing. The lawnmoarer didn't
really work. So we're bringing in an excavator, right, now
is what's going on. Yeah, Poobies is gonna drive and
I'm gonna yeah, and then we got a seven foot
duck that's gonna take some shot.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So let me give you a couple of tips on
on on getting flung and flying in.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
The air shoot me because I'm always keep.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Your arms in, like you're gonna feel the g forces
and when you fly off that thing, just try to
keep your arms in and roll out.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Just roll it out.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
My experience the best like from doing like my own
stunts and ship. The best thing I've learned is like
be drunk because like I don't feel it. Yeah, you
don't feel and your body is like loose, like it
doesn't fight the resistance.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah you're not kind of yeah, you're not trying to
like that, you're not tightening up.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
The other day, I was hanging out with this w
W chick and she she takes a chair over my back,
like giant chair, and she goes, we don't use fake
chairs because they don't she's yeah, she told me was
so we ironically we're walking down a street to go
to a bar and there's a foldable chair on the
side of the street. Kid me with chair yahude, that
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was like three days ago. I'm still feeling it and
I was. I was sober at the time. I think
if I was hammered, I think I'd be fine right now.
Dropped with it first. Sober, I kind of like fought it,
you know, like, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You want to take it. Yeah, when you're drunk, you
don't give a fight.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
That's how I used to do, Dude, all my stunts,
i'd at least need like a couple of beers and
a shot of whiskey or shot out tequila before.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
And if you're not doing stunts every day, it's not
you got a problem. Like, hey, I'm doing stunting, I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
A little black app Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, that'd be came a problem for me because I
was doing like stunts every day just just to drink.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Oh I'm doing stunts to drink.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, And then after my stunt i'd celebrate, you know,
I'm like yeah, yeah, and that just.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Became Yeah, that became like a habit for me.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So I got really sucked down this bad, bad lifestyle
of drinking.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
But yeah, dude, I had to go get help.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
And I'm like one hundred and twenty days sober you
congrats due thanks four months, dude. I never thought I
could do four months like I could. I would be like, yeah,
I'm two weeks sober, like I'm good, and I'd go
rage and then I'd be like, where's my keys? Where's
my wallet? My friends are pissed off? What was your
go to drink when you when you were drinking I pas?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Really? Yeah, well yeah, that's that's gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, because in San Diego it's all these breweries. You know,
so I grew up drinking I PA too hearted.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Do you ever have that?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
No? You never had a ip A no double, like
a double I p A.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
No, it's just called like two hard like it's like
the biggest I PA in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Like So, my manager's brother, he's kind of a lunatic,
like he's he's like uh more r vibe huh. He
used to so he would. We would used to hang
out and he would do beer bombs of I p
A with specta shots and he would like intentionally like
make him some puke, use it to feed the seagulls.
Shut the really strange thing that would happen every He's
(32:25):
just savage. Oh he yeah, talking about Blake.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Holy dude, what a savage.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah dude, there's like there's like drinking, like in a
sociable environment, and then there's like drinking.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
And they're just just to get.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, hell yeah, we're gonna call it right here. Thank you,
turn Tony' the.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Maneah, you're blown away.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'm just a grom dude, and.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm ready to get this.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Okay, I'm good at that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
This is the first time like I'm on the other side,
like usually I get the one. So I'm like, I'm
so excited that you gave me this opportunity to let
let you get picked up. So absolutely, I'm stuck by
your hands rising Let's go. Hell yeah, let's play. Thank
you guys for watching, and stay tuned. We're still in
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Florida for the podcast tour. We're at two turn Tony's house.
We're gonna get lit, He's gonna get flung, and yeah,
thank you all for watching. Stay tuned, are you guys?
(33:40):
Welcome back to the Shitties Podcast ever. Today we have
a special guest two, turn Tony's little brother.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
I am so happy to be here, big fan of
yours By the way.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I shouldn't say two turn Tony's little brother. What's your
real name? Domb? Little domb?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Too dirty dom, too dirty Domb.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I love that, dude.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
No it's not true.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's all right, dude. They can come up with so
many rumors about me. Dude, you just gotta like embrace it.
Be like, yeah I did go Okay, I did talk
to cows.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Actually, yeah, that's what I like to hear, Bubba. So
how is it being little domb and being little brother?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
He's taught me a lot, both good and bad growing
up with him. He took me to bars when I
was not of age, you know, so like got the
fake id going I had. I was just with him
with all his buddies, and I was not right for that,
Like I was too young.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, for sure, you got put in a position.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
But nowadays I'm ready for anything.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You know.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
It's like it kind of like grew me into what
I am.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It made you tough.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
We got in some bar fights.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, let's hear about one.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
About one is the Okay, I'll never.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Forget this one. So my brother I was in school. Oh,
there's a decavator coming by the way everyone. Yeah, I
was at school at Michigan State University College and my brother, Yeah,
my brother came.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
To Okay, cut that out.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
So I was at school, my brother came to visit,
and we went to a bar and I was at
I think I was twenty at the time. I was
like a year underage, and these guys were just coming
up to us NonStop, and like we got an arguments NonStop, NonStop.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Like what are you looking at?
Speaker 7 (35:20):
It's like exactly, and like I guess one of us
were talking to one of his girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Oh yeah, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
And that's when my brother grabbed a bottle from his
hand and just whipped it across the movies like the
movies let's go And he looks at me and he
said game on.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
And I looked at him. I said, let's do this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Say a guy.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Throws a punch at me, and as he throws a punch,
he slips on that beard that.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
He threw shut up, falls to the ground.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
And as he's on the ground, I grabbed my fist
and I just go one, two, three, three out his
face and I said, all right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, you guys won that fight, and so we did.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
We ran, we're hopping over fences and it was in
the middle of the winter, and I was in a
T shirt.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Holy little shrinkage.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
A little too much. But we learned from that, you know, Yeah,
hopefully that will happen.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Where the cops chasing you. Let's go.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
They came to our house, and there's nothing better than
a freaking They showed up to our house. They said
they followed the footprints back to our house because the investigator,
like I said, it was snowy yeap, yep, they followed
the tracks. Yeah, my roommates go they they looked at
me and antheys said go upstairs right now, like, run
upstairs and hide, and.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
So that's exactly what we did.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Smart roommates answer the door and they said, what's up
with these footprints?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
We followed these footprints all the way back to your house.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Are you And my my roommate goes, yeah, we just
got some taco bell gas taco bell. And as that
was going on, there was a fight behind us, and
so all the cops disappeared and went.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
To check out the fight. And after that we were
in the clear.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeahsis, they saved the day and another fight saved the day.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, I'm glad you're all right and you're here to
tell the story.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
It was crazy. I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
By the way, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
So you you love alligators, what's your favorite pet?
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I don't like gators at all.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
If there was one thing I would say I do
not like, it's gators and sharks.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
And I know you experienced your sark incident.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, that was that was really traumatizing.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
I could never like, oh my gosh, so what do
you so.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What do you do when the gators come around? You
just hide.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
I usually just don't go. Like they go on the
boat and they said, hey, we're going gator shot. We're geting,
we're gonna look at some gators.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
I'll sit this one out.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, smart, dude, that it's smart. They're big too, like,
but that's just having respect for the gators.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
You know, they're beautiful creatures. Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's smart, dide you have for the animal.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
And on the creek that he goes on, they feed them,
So boats feed them. So the gators are used to
swimming up to the boats and get their food. And
when we don't feed them, they're gonna get angry and
they're like so. On one occasion, they threw a bite
at the boat like they oh no way, they bit
the boat Dad.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
It was scary.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, dude, I'm kind of nervous because we're gonna go
see some gators later.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You gotta be there for my support.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I'll be there.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
I'll be there.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Okay, I'll be in the back and i'll be watching.
Maybe that's perfect, but you're on your own.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Well, thinks no way to turn.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Tony says he's gonna hop in if I get bit.
He says he's gonna say, well, I'm just jugging. We're
gonna have a safe, safe gator experience today.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
But are you excited about what's gonna happen today?
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Dude?
Speaker 7 (38:43):
This is gonna be really fun. I might even hop
on if everything goes smoothly. Yeah, brother, I'm gonna watch.
I'm gonna film. Okay, take notes, take some notes, get some.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Drones, shust it out.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Sust it out. If I see them spinning, everything is
face smiling. Uh huh, I'm on next. Okay, cool, and
one of those girls can hop on with me.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, so you're single?
Speaker 7 (39:06):
Single was ready to mingle as you can say that.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Well, I I hope you get some a girlfriend one day.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Honestly, this is just so cool. This is so cool
to be on this right now, like cool. Thank you
guys so much.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
My fans, my fans is gonna my fans are gonna love.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
This too, I hope so for sure.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
If not, you can just delete it. I don't care where.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
We would never do that, dude.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
It's a it's a freaking it's a you know, honor
to have a little It's a yeah, it's an honor
to have a little brother.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I appreciate our podcast.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
That means a lot, thanks for sure.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So are you excited for the summer? What do you have?
What do you have planned for the summer?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
You know, I'm gonna be back with the family, and
that's when we get the most content done.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
You know.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
I love that everyday film with the family, different blogs,
different videos.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
It's gonna be a lot of fun. You know, back
in Michigan too.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay, our home pown is that where Grandma Grandpa lips Yep.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Cool, So we'll all be filmed with all them all
the time.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Awesome, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, because we heard my girlfriend was talking about your guys,
mom and dad, and she goes, I hope they're here,
we can meet them, but unfortunately they're in Michigan.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Honestly, it's probably a good thing you didn't meet them because, ah, Dad.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Would probably be Yeah, that'd be dope.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Gordy would be loving this, he'd be all for it.
My mom, on the other hand, would be she'd be
like a force.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
She'd be like, you are stupid and crazy and what
are you doing?
Speaker 7 (40:32):
Yeah, and we go throw bombs at him. Really got it,
like stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, you know for sure, No, I feel you, dude.
I don't let my mom know anything that I do.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Well, that's the best way to go about it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm like, just I don't need to tell
her that.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
The result.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, like I made it, I survived. Yeah. But she's like,
what's YouTube.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I'm like, well, you just click this button right here
and you can watch all the stuff I've been doing
for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Mom. We go, that's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
She goes, what do you do? And I'm going just
go click and check it out.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
It changes every day.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, I can sure, I try.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
To think I can do everything, but now that I'm
getting older, I can't. But you're young, so I think
you got a lot of pressure on.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
No. No, I don't do stunts. I don't do stunts.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well, one Tony retires.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I mean, who's gonna you know, who's gonna be be
the one that freaking I mean.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
If I have to, I guess I'll be the man.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, dude, you'll get there one day.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
I don't do ducks, though, you know, so I might
have to change the animal. Okay, do you think like
a pig's a monkey on my shoulder?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay? You want to be like in Aladdin?
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Boo boo? What's that song? How's it go? I don't
know either. Well, hell yeah, little brother, it was a pleasure.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Hey, I appreciate this so much.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, no worries, dude, Let's get this excavator set up.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
And let's freaking hey, it's no time now, guys, your
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Excited to see your brother get sent.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
I'm excited that it's not me.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, I am to like I am the little Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Luckily these canines shoke me up yesterday, so I don't
have to do anything today.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
I think that was like a blessing in dis guy.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I think it was dude, because I was kind of
nervous coming into this property, being like, dude, what is
gonna happen? But yeah, for the longevity of my health,
I think I'm gonna have to pass today.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Let's do it. I'm excited to watch.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
Thanks again anytime you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
That was little Brother, little Dom on the podcast. Thank
you so much, no worries, brother, Thank you for being
on and taking your time to be in these chairs
with me.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Dude every day, all day and see you next time.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
You.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I didn't want to go home because I'd have rules
at home.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, my friend put twelve dead problems in my pillowcakes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I didn't know for like a month. Dude, it smelled
so bad. The shittiest podcast in the world.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Guys, Welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever. We're in
Midwest Florida with our boy to turn to.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Happy here.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What's good, dude, girl, what's your duck saying? That's baby Girl?
Oh cool?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I've had her for three years now, Damn, since I
started my social media journey.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've had that duck. Hell yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen the journey you've had with baby girl. That's
super awesome. You you love your your ducks?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I do.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You know. There's not many things you.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Can love in this world, and it's nice to love
a duck for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
They don't really have any job. Uh no job, no
contracts you gotta sign right no NBA. Yeah, that's that's
real love. Just doucinson, not together, not together.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, I don't know. That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm just so tell me about your childhood growing up
here in Florida.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How How was it when I grew up in Michigan. Okay, Okay,
there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's why that's why we call it Midwest Florida, which
you came up with, which is I love that. I'm
gonna when we make that shirt, I want Midwest Florida.
I got you, you and I Midlorida.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I grew up Michigan and basically i've been I was
doing the same i'm doing now, just just nobody watched me.
So I was doing video since I was like six
years old, doing stupid like some shure you can relate to. Yeah,
and then COVID happened, and I said, all right, if
I don't have a chance here to make this, you know,
like my life this is this is this.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, so I had to go on in What's up?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, dude, I feel you on that one, because like
it's like, you can't really half asst you know, you can't.
You can't you half past anything in life. You're gonna
get what you put into. People will tell, people will
know if it's half pass. Definitely, dude. I grew up
in Missouri, so excuse me to blue Chew gives you burbs.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh I know, yeah, oh yeah, you're sponsored by them. Too,
I want to.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I I took one. I took one. One, let's go one. Yeah,
pops up like, yeah, it so Michigan. Then where'd you
move to Florida?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I've always wanted to move to Florida my entire life,
and then I so one day I woke up and
I was like, I've had enough of Michigan. It's cold,
it's it's just it's kind of sad in a way
sometimes when it gets to that, like uh winter, wintery time.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So I flew to Florida. I did showings after showings
after showings for for weeks, and then I found this
place out in the middle of nowhere on the Bayou.
I said, I want time. I've never experienced bats and that's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Not That's the dream, dude, to have like a compound
where no one's away from everything.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I love that. Yeah, I hope to have one of those.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
One day you will, because then you can just like
do whatever you want and no one's trying to call
the cops on you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Absolutely no one's pitching at you. That's how you live free.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That is like, because living free is honestly so hard
to do. Yeah, right now, I dude, for sure, dude.
Like I live in Cali, dude, and you can't even
like do anything do without someone trying.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
To complain or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You can't even wipe my ass without someone trying to say, hey,
you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, in Michigan, I got I got evicted from my
house that I had just gotten in fifteen days.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Fifteen nosy, ask people terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's like, dude, get a life, stop living through mine
and trying to fuck mine over.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well. Hell yeah, well I'm I'm I'm looking stuck for you.
You got your compound and your dude, I'm still for
you too, Thanks dude, Great, Thank you, Bob. I'm proud
of you. Thanks dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh yeah, dude, it's been it's been a long road,
but you know, it's like all worth it, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And honestly it's been a long round. But now your
journey has really just begun. I feel like, sure, you're
just getting into it now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I love that, dude, because dude, I was like, like
fifteen years ago I started my YouTube channel and dude,
I didn't even know how to do YouTube. Yeah, but
I was just making videos of me you can surfing,
like asking people for lighters, on the beach to light
my fucking barbecue authentic for sure, for real.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, And I remember, dude, I was like, dude, I'm
not getting any views, and I never quit.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know, there's moments in my life where I'm like, dude, absolutely,
I'm over this shit.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
But I couldn't, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, I've talked to so many creators that I've just
like kind of stopped just like putting their heart into
it once their reviews go down.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm like, you can't. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Like that's, if anything, that's when you should start saying, like, hey,
maybe I'll do something really out there and dangerous and
really yeah, if there's gonna get us at least they're
gonna be like what the is this guy doing?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
For real? Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's how it was it. That's how it was, dude.
I was like, dude, am I gonna like blow myself?
I'm thinking these views or what? Like, I was trying
everything in the world to get views.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's just YouTube's hard, you know. Yeah, how easy? How
close can I get to death without dying to get
these views? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
For sure, definitely. But yeah, now that I'm older, it's
like I don't know. I gotta like really like take it,
like take a step back and look on like like
my long longevity, yeah, my longevity of life, and like
right now I.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Gotta Yeah, I was gonna say, you're in a he's
in a brace right now. I'll tell him because you
don't have your brakes on, but you're supposed to be
in a brace right now.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, I just keep my shoulder like, dude, can you
see the bump on it?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I noticed that early on.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I didn't know if you were just like on disproportional
or something.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I want to say, no, no, that's from my freaking
injury him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, dude, injuries, Like you've taken quite a bit of injuries, bro.
And usually I bounce back like so fast. But now
I'm getting older, dude, it doesn't like happen so fast.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You know. And I was like drinking, you know, like
yeah hangovers here for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah do you ever like thank you'll guests over one day?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So I'm pretty good. You control your drinks.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm very that's good good, like, but I only, like
you said, I only have one pace, like if I'm drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
We're drinking drinking we're going all the way in.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, but I can go. I can go two months
without drinking. I can go through that, no, no problem.
But I do like to drink when I can. Yeah,
for sure. You're young, dude, you're young, you know. Yeah,
you're having fun.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It's when you get to my age and you like
wake up and you're like, fuck, I need a beer
to feel better.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You know, how old are you? Thirty six? Okay? Hold
are you twenty eight? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But you still got it in you dude. But yeah,
it's time for me to grow up, you know. No,
but in a good way. Yeah, in a good way.
We'll grow up in some senses.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But keep your youth for sure, definitely, because I feel
like your youth is going anywhere from what I've seen already. Nah, dude,
I'm I'm like gram life forever. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So, like my motto is grom Life.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I saw a video you talking about that, and I
wanted to know more about it because it sounds like
something I could get behind. Dude, grand life.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Gram life is just like a lifestyle, right, Like, if
you're a grom you're just like still in your youth.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You're just doing whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You don't really like have it's kind of like you're
not really having any worries about anything.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, it's like a kuna matata.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So Grom grom life really stuck with me because as
a kid surfing in the surf world. Yeah, that's what
they call you. Like if if someone's younger than you,
then they're the grom Okay, like your brother would be
a gram tea yeah for sure. And like and then
it's just like that's just the way of life in
the surf world, you know. So if you live up,
if you live by the beach, you know, you're and
(08:09):
you surf, you're like you're a grom.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So and then the Groms they didn't grom treatment though.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That can't be good though, No, it's not people like Grams.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, like the Groms gotta do that you you don't
want to do. You know, you are there, they're there
to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You ever seen rocket power for sure?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Those oh yeah those right, But those are like Groms
that never grew up in like a like a dysfunctional
surf so they're like bougie grums. Yeah, they're super they
know't got like older guys like stealing their sandwiches or
like taking their waves, you know, or like like I remember,
I'd have to go to seven to eleven and still
the older guys like food, you know, because they're like, yeah,
(08:54):
and if we don't do that, we get fucking bullied
or we can't surf that day.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
So you were a straight up beachmom for a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, for sure, definitely, Like that's how it was.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, I lived at the surf shop for so long
because like I didn't want to go home because I'd
have rules at home.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, you don't got rules at that surf shop.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, there's no rules at that surf shop. You can
do whatever the fuck you want. As long as you're
sweeping the floors, you know, clean up your masks, then
you're good to go. You know, at least you're helping out,
you know, he's just support in the shop, tell you.
But yeah, I have this one story where there's this
old guy that used to work at the shop. He
actually lived there and he worked to pay rent, but
(09:34):
he worked construction too, so he'd come back to the
surf shop after a long days of work and he'd
he'd get asked to watch the shop, you know, for
a while while they go out. The owner goes out
and does some runs, some errands, and he'd pass out
and we get a sharpie and we'd write freaking cocking
balls on his face and and bro. And then the
(09:55):
customer would come in the shop and we'd wake them up.
We're like, probably got to help the customer.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
So he ground Oh dude, he was like old.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He was like a seven year old grom. No he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Oh he was one of your one of the own.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No he wasn't. No, he wasn't. He was like, we're younger.
He was just some older guy that we didn't really
know that lived at.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The serf shop. Yeah, okay, so yeah, he would wake
up with it all over his face. Du didn't help
the customers.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, And the customers would come in and they would
like look at him and leave like it probably wasn't
so good for business, but we didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Really, we just wanted.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
To last, you know. And he sharpened on him.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I So what I used to do is when I
would sharp you on people, I would take I'd start
using the color thick sharpies and I wouldn't even start
drawing them. I would just color their face that color
so they'd wake up. I had a buddy and he
was like just green, and he was so mad his
veins were sticking out. So everyone just called him the hulk,
you know, but he was green face. My couch was ruined.
(10:57):
The couch and smeared green. But that's that's the way
to do it. Like, if you're watching this and you're
drawing on people's faces, start using colored charpies and color
their whole facing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, solid.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah. We used to get spray paint. We used to
spray paint out.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And then we just spray paint the ship out of
their head while they're sleeping. Well, it was first done
to me, so then the younger generation that came into
State Beach, we fucked with them hard like, and then
it was my turn to get back at him.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You know, it was my turn to be.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You had to hold the ring.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, the king, you had the king, Yeah, for sure,
absolutely so, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I remember when I first got my hair spray Dude,
it couldn't come out for like three weeks.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Like there's like, wait, you guys were spray painting each
other's hair. Yeah, not your body's your hair?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Oh our hair?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So I remember this one time I woke up and
I was like, what the fuck was my hair stuck together?
It was all spray paint. Green spray print didn't come
out for like three weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was so pissed to walk around with fucking green hair.
But it wasn't like a good look. It was like
it got all dirty and dude, it was full swamp
rats swamp drum.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But yeah, that dude.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
We had so much fun growing up at the sech
Shop kind of like you like, you grow up like
kind of like in your compound, you know, and you
can do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And you did you guys, Like, if you pass out
with your shoes on, it's game on.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh if you pass out period, it's game. I don't
matter what you got on. If you pass out before anyone, Yeah, like,
don't do your like at one at one point, I
used to have like wars with my friends that would
get so bad, like when they passed out, we would
like we hog tied one of my friends and like
cover them head to toe and ketch up and he's
like really grossed out by Ketcher was this thing. Okay,
(12:50):
so he starts gagging but he's hog tied and yeah,
and he's like screaming.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Holy yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah. But the next night he said, I'm coming for you.
So I closed my door and I grabbed like a
like a four hundred pound arm wire and like dragged
it in front of my room. I was like, nobody
is because the night before put like a dead bird
on his face that we found. Yeah, it got pretty bad. Damn. Yeah.
I used to do a lot of weird when I
(13:17):
was younger, Like like anytime I found like so it
sounds fucked up, but anytime I found like a dead animal,
like roadkill, I would like put it on my buddy's
car up, or I would like what I did one
of my buddies. I took a crow. It was a
dead crow, heavy, and I tied it underneath his uh
tire and he was on his way to work when
the road got caught in his car. The whole car,
(13:40):
the whole car got shut. Closed me up. He's like, dude,
you need to grow the up.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh yeah, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
It was a it was a crow, like a big crow.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And it got destroyed underneath his inside and we put
like a dead raccoon in his car that we found.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Saran wrapped the door shut. So that's the scent with like,
for oh my god, real problem.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's what's up, dude. See I love doing that.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I still I don't know why, Like I don't know.
I don't want people think I'm like weird with dead
animals or something, but like there's been so many weird day.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, they're just like there and it's like, yeah, it's like, dude,
that's how you get him really.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Good, right, Like you're not not gonna use it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, for real, My friend was a second life.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, definitely, that's they probably would want to be like laughed,
I tell you this.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Actually, So I found this dead possum.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It was huge.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
So at this time I worked at the YMCA as
a camp counselor with uh yeah for eight year old boys.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Aw.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So my buddy, who was also a camp counselor, I
found this dead possume smacking on the hood of his car. Okay,
and he he his mind. The next morning he wakes
up and goes comes to work. He thought the possum
fell from a tree laying on his car, and he
goes he says, I'm not I'm not going to clean that,
like I'm gonna take it to work and then wash
it off at the workhouse at the YMCA. So there's
(14:58):
eight year old kids all along the like we're all
like the flagpole, like we do the pledge of the
Pledge of Lings or whatever, you know.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
So there's all the group of kids there, probably one
hundred kids, all like five to ten years old. He
rolls in with a dead possum on his hood, just
with blood everything, just like grinnin and I was like, dude,
what are you doing, gets out of his car, stars
hosing the dead possum off. Everyone's just staring at him
like what what? And he knew He's staring at me,
(15:26):
like he knew it was me. Like but he's still
the one that looks like a psycho.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, dude, it's like did do that at home? Right?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
He's like, I'm not using my own hosted white.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
He was stopping in front of the young kids.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's a great yeah, yeah, that's a good role model.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah. Fuck. He also got me fired. Really he stitching
on me?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh what the there?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He hired me. Eventually a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh yeah, he felt bad.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah, and then they gave out my little brother the job.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Eventually, let's go. They're like, Tony is not fit for
this role.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He's work yeah for really, he's a kid himself.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I taught him all, how a shotgun there you go?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah classic. They're like homeless now and I'm
just jogging.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I never stopped shotgun, that's classic.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
My friend was a pool cleaner and he'd get all
sorts of dead hit in the pool. So this one
time he gathered all up, like twelve frogs, twelve dead frogs,
and he put him in my pillowcase.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I didn't know for like a month. I was like
and I lived in the shed in the back of
my friend's house. So I had this shed set up
and it was pretty dope, Like it was right next
to the state beach, like seriously like a.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Two minute walk or like a one minute walk to
the beach.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So I was like killing it, dude, I was living
in this shed, didn't have to work. Was kind of
just like using their bathroom and their fridge to eat.
You know, this is like my friends. I grew up
with my friend put twelve dead frogs in my pillowcase.
I didn't know for like a month, dude, it smelled
so bad. You just was no were they in the
pillow in the pillowcase. So they're like, there's only like
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a sheet like blocking up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, so you're like faces on those depths.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, dude, And I was like, what the Every week
it got worse and worse, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
At one point did you realize, like, hey, there's a dude.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So one point, at one point, I was like, what
the in my pillow? So I empty out my pillow, dude,
there's dead frogs in there. And I was so snapped
and my boys were laughing, socking hard.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're like, we never thought you'd notice. I was like, dude, my.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Pillow started smelling like fucking shit, like literally like sewer.
But yeah, dude, Yeah, for a while, I was like,
what the is this? Is it like my sing bad
or zone? I didn't know, But yeah, dude, I remember
that day the problem, Yeah, dude. And they used to
come in my shed because I'd like go to bed
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early and there it was just rage all night. They'd
come in my shed like one am, dude with the
guitar and cigarettes and they hot box my shed with
cigarettes and just start playing the guitar.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Hot box of cigarettes. Sounds terrible, bro.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It was that straight Grom treatment, dude, you got Yeah, dude,
I got the worst of the worst g R Yeah
Grom like that. Yeah, so dude, as Grom's we got
with so hard, but it made us stronger, you know it,
like like we survived all of it.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
If you go back to your hometown and you say,
like I grew up as a groam where I'm a
born and raised ground, do you get respect there or.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
They're like, oh, for sure, now I'm top ground to ground.
Yeah definitely, Like yeah, definitely. Like now, like I wouldn't
do that. I don't wish that on any Grom now.
But back in the day we could get away with that.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
You realize you've set like a staple for grounds where
you're from, Like they're gonna.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
All want to do Oh for sure, they're all gonna
want to take that.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You've made a You've made a mark, a benchmark.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Definitely, And the kid who gets picked on the most
is gonna be the tough one.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, And I think that's like kind of why I'm
so tough is like I got raised like that. Like
I was always the one getting worked with, and I
always like kept my tempered down.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know, I would just like I would snap, but
I would have.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
To fight all my friends and like there's no way
I'm gonna do that, you know, so you don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I had to deal with all that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
But yeah, I'm like, I love it now because it
made me such a tough kid and like I learned
a lot in life from that, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
But absolutely when I left, I actually wanted to tell
you this. So I went to go see Jackass Forever
when it came out. Oh yeah, and it was like,
what was it. I was a Michigan when I saw it,
so it was probably four degrees uh, middle winter. I
remember I drove there and I'm leaving and I see
these two kids that were leaving and they just were
walking back. Uh huh. They're walking home and and they're
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talking about the show. They're pushing each other around, like you.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Know, they got inspired.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They're like hitting each other and they're like they go,
what do you think of those new members? And they're like, dude,
they're literally just loving on you, and I was absolutely
They were like, dude, that like you. Honestly, you made
it seem like you had been there for so like
you you fit in the crew so well. I admired
it honestly, Like if I would have just seen Jackass,
(20:15):
Revererniz and the rest, I'm like, oh, this guy's been
around the whole thanks dude.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, I kind of been doing that since I was young. Yeah,
but it was weird at first, Like when I first
met him, I was so starstuckting. Yeah, dude, I was like, whoa,
there's Johnny knox Hiel, there's Steve O, there's can we
Man all the crew, Like I was like whoa.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And but then I just slowly like they're just super
cool dude, and they just took me in, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, they seemed like dope guys.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, so I could just be myself around him for sure.
You know, I wasn't really like I.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Mean you can see in the videos you're being yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
It was so fun.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was so fun.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Like I loved when like Knoxville would grab me and
like be like, let's go with someone.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah that's like a dream.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Sure. Yeah, no, it was funny.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Because it's one of the new kids that was on
the test shoot Nick Morlino. He was like over the
butt stuff because we were like, come on, dude, like,
you can't be a jackass memory if you don't put
anything in your butt.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And he's like, bro, my dad would like disown me.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And we're like, I asked knox Shaw, I go, Knoxville
just called his dad. He's like, okay, Knoxville calls his dad,
asked him, Hey, will you disown your son if you
put something in your butt? He goes no, and we're like, dude,
you're fucking lying to us. Bro, Like your dad doesn't
give up immediately. Oh yeah, dude, we call this bluff hard.
So then he got scared and kind of wasn't like
(21:43):
was kind of like over it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But it was funny, dude. We call him people on
their bluff for sure.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
But yeah, So a couple more questions like what's the
craziest thing you've you've done?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Craziest thing that's a little questions.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Probably I don't know, like messing with the alligators.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, I've been so god damn, yeah, it has been
so stupid, dude, because there's like I'm not, it's not
even the gator.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Okay, what's the stupidest thing. What's the stupidest thing you've done?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Actually, recently I had so I had a full leg
brace so I couldn't walk, damn, So I started, I
don't know, I wanted to do like a cool ad
for my teeth. Drink two turned tea just came out.
So in front of my yard, there's like a gator
infested little canal. So I said, let's get me on
like an elevated surface, and let's just keep me jumping
(22:36):
till till we get the shot. And ironically, my sister
kept missing the framing, so I had to jump in
this gator pond five times. And what I was.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
More worried about was the little cotton house that roll
up in a and those but you.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like you're you're gate like the gators are not.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
They'resous right, and.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
They're not the ones where I'm jumping. The aren't too big.
I wasn't too worried, Like if I get a little nip, like,
I think I'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah, story to tell always to get the bigator.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, so but a snake you might not live to
tell that tale. And that's like. And I was talking
to my buddy Dale, who I met when I moved
down here. Who's hosting us for this?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Shout out uncle Dale.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Shout out uncle Dale. He said. He comes over and
he goes, this is where you were jumping in. I
was like, yeah, he goes, he's been living near as whole.
He goes, what the fu man? He goes, do you
know what like a water moccasin is? Yeah, and he goes,
you know, they sit in the ball and they wait
for someone to do. Yeah, but I'm here, so that's
(23:36):
I live to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah you did, so, Yeah, that's that's funny you talk
about water moss. Growing up in Missouri, I was always
at the creek doing rope swings. You don't even think
about it when you're doing, bro, and they hide in
the roots next to the tree.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
The last thing in your head.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I've been chased by water in the water's.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Only until you see it, though, right, I don't even
think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And they're black, so you can't really.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
See him, like, oh, bro, they're coming for you.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That was like the scariest thing.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I've been chased by a rattlesnake and I've been chased
by a water marksin and that's like the scariest thing
ever because there's so much faster than you and water
and if you get bit, you got like in probably
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You don't have like So I went to a snake
gator specialist who he's coming tonight to meet him. So
he actually wants you to get bit in the face
if you're down. He's not a snake. Okay, Oh, I'm not
gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's not poisonous.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Not poisonous.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
So we'll do that. Okay, Yeah, I talk to him.
So he's coming tonight, and I went to his place
and you have this uh, this little like this snake
cove of just snakes and tanks just and he had
I'm almost like ranked from venomous to least venomous, and
he's just like takes out the most venomus snake and
he's playing with it like this and dodging the yeah yeah,
(24:55):
And I was like, damn, Like this guy is out there.
Damn he got bit by this crack an aisle and
he's like swimming with it. And I was like, bro off.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
He had me over there, and I was like, dude,
this is he's a legend.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, I was like the gator. I'm playing with her
like these he's like he's playing with these crocodiles that
are just level like they will they will kill you. Yeah,
kill you. Bite his bite you and I got gnarly bites.
This guy's got a bite that goes up his whole leg. Holy,
it's it's nasty.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
That'd be nice to get him on the pod.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
He'll be here tonight, Okay, I told him, but he's
dying to meet you.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Ok Yeah, dude, Yeah, I'll get bit by a snake. Yeah,
that'll be dope.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
After you do it, I might do it too.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Dude, you got to It's not that bad.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I feel like it's I feel like it was just yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Just like, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The scariest party is just getting your face close to it. Yeah,
and then once it by two and then you're done.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
That's what I'm saying, you're done to it. It's just
like it's that anticipation.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, definitely, the anticipation sucks. Well.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Also, like looking at looking at it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Dude, looking at it and it's like right in your
face is like the like.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Not the lips and the nose. I was like, just
like here, you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Know, well you want to kind of bite your lips. Yeah,
because it's a good shot, it's a good clip.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I mean the nose would be the latest to just that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Wud be dupe snake bit me and Jack as it
got my upper lip and my nose. So I was
like that did the scorpion in that one? No? No,
but I've done the scorpion on my YouTube channel. And
I looked with gators on my YouTube channel and like
this wild ass and river in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
We're gonna try to do that one hanging out your mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be dope. And I dropping in the
gators mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm sure all the ladies want to know when and
how did you lose your virginity.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
So funny story about that is it was actually a
dude no way, yeah, bro, dude, I've had that happen
to me.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Actually I never like got to have sexual intercourse with him, but.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Howe, Bro, I kissed him.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
It was up.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It looked like a chick.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Where were you at? Like where was this invit?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I was in.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Tijuana, Mexico, bro, and they looked like chicks there, dude,
And I was so hammered.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Like I was so hammered. Bro, I had blur vision, dude, and.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Everyone dress a chick or just a straight up dude.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It was a dude dressed as a chick. It was
a straight tranny.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So I was so hammered on the streets and like
like we're going to the strip clubs and and like
we're going.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Home, and I was like, I just want to make
out with.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
One more chick, So like I just like fucking dude,
Like just like yeah, and I went to go kiss
this dude and he fully went to make out with me.
And I was like, okay, boys, did you see that?
I just went out the hottest chick. And my boy
was like, dude, that was not a chick, that was
a dude. I was like, no way.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
They're like, yeah, you kissed the dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
So that was in another freaking horrific story that they
brought home to all the boys.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Dude, but yeah, don't you gotta really that's such a
grand move, like.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, I dude, I was so ashamed and so embarrassed
and like so honestly I'm traumatized from that.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Had you had your boys not told you that that
was a dude.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
It might worse.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh yeah, no, I would have still believed that I
kissed some hot shake on the streets to Tijuana. Like luckily,
luckily my boys are real like that and they told
me it was a dude, because I would have still
thought it was like that wasn't Oh no, there was
no cameras back then.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
This is when I was like, I was like eighteen.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So we all would go to Tijuana, Mexico for our
eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
So you go there, you go to the trip club.
You can drink when you're eighteen there. Yeah, so that's
what we'd like to.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Do, you know, but with dudes anyway, Yeah, you can
make out dudes and drink under age. It was dope,
but yeah, dude, it it sucked. But yeah, that was
my experience. So what what do we got planned for today?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
So today we have a So we tried. We've been
for those of you who don't know, we've been on
we've been on set all day here trying to get
this ship gone.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We've had.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
We were trying to do redneck tubing. The lawnmoarer didn't
really work. So we're bringing in an excavator, right, now
is what's going on. Yeah, Poobies is gonna drive and
I'm gonna yeah, and then we got a seven foot
duck that's gonna take some shot.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So let me give you a couple of tips on
on on getting flung and flying in.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
The air shoot me because I'm always keep.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Your arms in, like you're gonna feel the g forces
and when you fly off that thing, just try to
keep your arms in and roll out.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Just roll it out.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
My experience the best like from doing like my own
stunts and ship. The best thing I've learned is like
be drunk because like I don't feel it. Yeah, you
don't feel and your body is like loose, like it
doesn't fight the resistance.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah you're not kind of yeah, you're not trying to
like that, you're not tightening up.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
The other day, I was hanging out with this w
W chick and she she takes a chair over my back,
like giant chair, and she goes, we don't use fake
chairs because they don't she's yeah, she told me was
so we ironically we're walking down a street to go
to a bar and there's a foldable chair on the
side of the street. Kid me with chair yahude, that
(30:30):
was like three days ago. I'm still feeling it and
I was. I was sober at the time. I think
if I was hammered, I think I'd be fine right now.
Dropped with it first. Sober, I kind of like fought it,
you know, like, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You want to take it. Yeah, when you're drunk, you
don't give a fight.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
That's how I used to do, Dude, all my stunts,
i'd at least need like a couple of beers and
a shot of whiskey or shot out tequila before.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
And if you're not doing stunts every day, it's not
you got a problem. Like, hey, I'm doing stunting, I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
A little black app Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, that'd be came a problem for me because I
was doing like stunts every day just just to drink.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Oh I'm doing stunts to drink.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, And then after my stunt i'd celebrate, you know,
I'm like yeah, yeah, and that just.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Became Yeah, that became like a habit for me.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So I got really sucked down this bad, bad lifestyle
of drinking.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
But yeah, dude, I had to go get help.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
And I'm like one hundred and twenty days sober you
congrats due thanks four months, dude. I never thought I
could do four months like I could. I would be like, yeah,
I'm two weeks sober, like I'm good, and I'd go
rage and then I'd be like, where's my keys? Where's
my wallet? My friends are pissed off? What was your
go to drink when you when you were drinking I pas?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Really? Yeah, well yeah, that's that's gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, because in San Diego it's all these breweries. You know,
so I grew up drinking I PA too hearted.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Do you ever have that?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
No? You never had a ip A no double, like
a double I p A.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
No, it's just called like two hard like it's like
the biggest I PA in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Like So, my manager's brother, he's kind of a lunatic,
like he's he's like uh more r vibe huh. He
used to so he would. We would used to hang
out and he would do beer bombs of I p
A with specta shots and he would like intentionally like
make him some puke, use it to feed the seagulls.
Shut the really strange thing that would happen every He's
(32:25):
just savage. Oh he yeah, talking about Blake.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Holy dude, what a savage.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah dude, there's like there's like drinking, like in a
sociable environment, and then there's like drinking.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
And they're just just to get.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, hell yeah, we're gonna call it right here. Thank you,
turn Tony' the.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Maneah, you're blown away.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'm just a grom dude, and.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm ready to get this.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Okay, I'm good at that.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
This is the first time like I'm on the other side,
like usually I get the one. So I'm like, I'm
so excited that you gave me this opportunity to let
let you get picked up. So absolutely, I'm stuck by
your hands rising Let's go. Hell yeah, let's play. Thank
you guys for watching, and stay tuned. We're still in
(33:19):
Florida for the podcast tour. We're at two turn Tony's house.
We're gonna get lit, He's gonna get flung, and yeah,
thank you all for watching. Stay tuned, are you guys?
(33:40):
Welcome back to the Shitties Podcast ever. Today we have
a special guest two, turn Tony's little brother.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
I am so happy to be here, big fan of
yours By the way.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I shouldn't say two turn Tony's little brother. What's your
real name? Domb? Little domb?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Too dirty dom, too dirty Domb.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I love that, dude.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
No it's not true.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's all right, dude. They can come up with so
many rumors about me. Dude, you just gotta like embrace it.
Be like, yeah I did go Okay, I did talk
to cows.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Actually, yeah, that's what I like to hear, Bubba. So
how is it being little domb and being little brother?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
He's taught me a lot, both good and bad growing
up with him. He took me to bars when I
was not of age, you know, so like got the
fake id going I had. I was just with him
with all his buddies, and I was not right for that,
Like I was too young.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, for sure, you got put in a position.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
But nowadays I'm ready for anything.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You know.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
It's like it kind of like grew me into what
I am.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It made you tough.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
We got in some bar fights.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, let's hear about one.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
About one is the Okay, I'll never.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Forget this one. So my brother I was in school. Oh,
there's a decavator coming by the way everyone. Yeah, I
was at school at Michigan State University College and my brother, Yeah,
my brother came.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
To Okay, cut that out.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
So I was at school, my brother came to visit,
and we went to a bar and I was at
I think I was twenty at the time. I was
like a year underage, and these guys were just coming
up to us NonStop, and like we got an arguments NonStop, NonStop.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Like what are you looking at?
Speaker 7 (35:20):
It's like exactly, and like I guess one of us
were talking to one of his girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Oh yeah, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
And that's when my brother grabbed a bottle from his
hand and just whipped it across the movies like the
movies let's go And he looks at me and he
said game on.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
And I looked at him. I said, let's do this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Say a guy.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Throws a punch at me, and as he throws a punch,
he slips on that beard that.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
He threw shut up, falls to the ground.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
And as he's on the ground, I grabbed my fist
and I just go one, two, three, three out his
face and I said, all right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, you guys won that fight, and so we did.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
We ran, we're hopping over fences and it was in
the middle of the winter, and I was in a
T shirt.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Holy little shrinkage.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
A little too much. But we learned from that, you know, Yeah,
hopefully that will happen.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Where the cops chasing you. Let's go.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
They came to our house, and there's nothing better than
a freaking They showed up to our house. They said
they followed the footprints back to our house because the investigator,
like I said, it was snowy yeap, yep, they followed
the tracks. Yeah, my roommates go they they looked at
me and antheys said go upstairs right now, like, run
upstairs and hide, and.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
So that's exactly what we did.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Smart roommates answer the door and they said, what's up
with these footprints?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
We followed these footprints all the way back to your house.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Are you And my my roommate goes, yeah, we just
got some taco bell gas taco bell. And as that
was going on, there was a fight behind us, and
so all the cops disappeared and went.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
To check out the fight. And after that we were
in the clear.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeahsis, they saved the day and another fight saved the day.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, I'm glad you're all right and you're here to
tell the story.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
It was crazy. I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
By the way, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
So you you love alligators, what's your favorite pet?
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I don't like gators at all.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
If there was one thing I would say I do
not like, it's gators and sharks.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
And I know you experienced your sark incident.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, that was that was really traumatizing.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
I could never like, oh my gosh, so what do
you so.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What do you do when the gators come around? You
just hide.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
I usually just don't go. Like they go on the
boat and they said, hey, we're going gator shot. We're geting,
we're gonna look at some gators.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
I'll sit this one out.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, smart, dude, that it's smart. They're big too, like,
but that's just having respect for the gators.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
You know, they're beautiful creatures. Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's smart, dide you have for the animal.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
And on the creek that he goes on, they feed them,
So boats feed them. So the gators are used to
swimming up to the boats and get their food. And
when we don't feed them, they're gonna get angry and
they're like so. On one occasion, they threw a bite
at the boat like they oh no way, they bit
the boat Dad.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
It was scary.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, dude, I'm kind of nervous because we're gonna go
see some gators later.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You gotta be there for my support.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I'll be there.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
I'll be there.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Okay, I'll be in the back and i'll be watching.
Maybe that's perfect, but you're on your own.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Well, thinks no way to turn.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Tony says he's gonna hop in if I get bit.
He says he's gonna say, well, I'm just jugging. We're
gonna have a safe, safe gator experience today.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
But are you excited about what's gonna happen today?
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Dude?
Speaker 7 (38:43):
This is gonna be really fun. I might even hop
on if everything goes smoothly. Yeah, brother, I'm gonna watch.
I'm gonna film. Okay, take notes, take some notes, get some.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Drones, shust it out.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Sust it out. If I see them spinning, everything is
face smiling. Uh huh, I'm on next. Okay, cool, and
one of those girls can hop on with me.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, so you're single?
Speaker 7 (39:06):
Single was ready to mingle as you can say that.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Well, I I hope you get some a girlfriend one day.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Honestly, this is just so cool. This is so cool
to be on this right now, like cool. Thank you
guys so much.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
My fans, my fans is gonna my fans are gonna love.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
This too, I hope so for sure.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
If not, you can just delete it. I don't care where.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
We would never do that, dude.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
It's a it's a freaking it's a you know, honor
to have a little It's a yeah, it's an honor
to have a little brother.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I appreciate our podcast.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
That means a lot, thanks for sure.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So are you excited for the summer? What do you have?
What do you have planned for the summer?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
You know, I'm gonna be back with the family, and
that's when we get the most content done.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
You know.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
I love that everyday film with the family, different blogs,
different videos.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
It's gonna be a lot of fun. You know, back
in Michigan too.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay, our home pown is that where Grandma Grandpa lips Yep.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Cool, So we'll all be filmed with all them all
the time.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Awesome, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, because we heard my girlfriend was talking about your guys,
mom and dad, and she goes, I hope they're here,
we can meet them, but unfortunately they're in Michigan.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Honestly, it's probably a good thing you didn't meet them because, ah, Dad.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Would probably be Yeah, that'd be dope.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Gordy would be loving this, he'd be all for it.
My mom, on the other hand, would be she'd be
like a force.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
She'd be like, you are stupid and crazy and what
are you doing?
Speaker 7 (40:32):
Yeah, and we go throw bombs at him. Really got it,
like stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, you know for sure, No, I feel you, dude.
I don't let my mom know anything that I do.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Well, that's the best way to go about it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm like, just I don't need to tell
her that.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
The result.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, like I made it, I survived. Yeah. But she's like,
what's YouTube.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I'm like, well, you just click this button right here
and you can watch all the stuff I've been doing
for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Mom. We go, that's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
She goes, what do you do? And I'm going just
go click and check it out.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
It changes every day.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, I can sure, I try.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
To think I can do everything, but now that I'm
getting older, I can't. But you're young, so I think
you got a lot of pressure on.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
No. No, I don't do stunts. I don't do stunts.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well, one Tony retires.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I mean, who's gonna you know, who's gonna be be
the one that freaking I mean.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
If I have to, I guess I'll be the man.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, dude, you'll get there one day.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
I don't do ducks, though, you know, so I might
have to change the animal. Okay, do you think like
a pig's a monkey on my shoulder?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay? You want to be like in Aladdin?
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Boo boo? What's that song? How's it go? I don't
know either. Well, hell yeah, little brother, it was a pleasure.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Hey, I appreciate this so much.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, no worries, dude, Let's get this excavator set up.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
And let's freaking hey, it's no time now, guys, your
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Excited to see your brother get sent.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
I'm excited that it's not me.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, I am to like I am the little Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Luckily these canines shoke me up yesterday, so I don't
have to do anything today.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
I think that was like a blessing in dis guy.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I think it was dude, because I was kind of
nervous coming into this property, being like, dude, what is
gonna happen? But yeah, for the longevity of my health,
I think I'm gonna have to pass today.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Let's do it. I'm excited to watch.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
Thanks again anytime you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
That was little Brother, little Dom on the podcast. Thank
you so much, no worries, brother, Thank you for being
on and taking your time to be in these chairs
with me.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Dude every day, all day and see you next time.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
You.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
The Shittiest Podcast is produced by the World's Worst People.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Tyler Neilsen, Brian Tillotson, Frank Tristoll and narrated by Me
the Narrator.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Special thanks to the straw Hot Team.
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