June 27, 2023 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm scared it on the table.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yo and I had long pubes so it made it
look even smaller.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Put your hands together from Booby, What what'd you get
to say?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Boy? My brother's blad No. The shittiest podcast in the world.
What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever.
We're here at soul Fest with my boy Taboo aka.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Mitch Yeah, aka uh Vanilla the Gorilla.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Vanilla Gorilla, get ya. I love the mullet, dude, I got.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I got told the other day that I look like
Cook Norris, so I could be aka Cuk Norris.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
They also a sling the other week and it looked
like I got injured storm in the Capitol just because
of the haircut with you know, the sling.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Uh huh, dude. I'm glad you're all right. I should
be in a sling right now. I freaking ate in
on my dirt bike and got knocked out.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's like the least that you have to worry about,
like out of all the wild that you're doing a
dirt bike.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know, I'm trying to go dirt bike and do
like enjoy my like day and I just get worked.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I got snowborn. Dude, I'm Missippi. I moved and
it came a little snow hoose.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I was gonna say, where are you from?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Mississippi? Mississippi mud, Yeah, dude, that's what happens when he
hit the blacks. He just your shoulder up this slopes,
the slopes.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was gonna say, slopes. We don't have to use
the the what the what? Friendly? What? What did you
get to say?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My brother's black, I'm my trugs. My brother's black and gay.
Hell yeah, so we only have so much time, so
I want to get into it. You from Mississippi? How
long have you been DJing? And what inspired you to dj?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'm coming up on nine years, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know, I've been a musician my whole life toward
that bands and type of that type of ship. And uh,
you know I saw, dude, I used to make fun
of DJs man, you know, because I played a metal
so it looked like DJs DJ's and be.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like, dude, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah that's what I would do, man.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But you made the transition.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I mean I trans you know, did the transition over
you know?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Uh, huh you know sick.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but I just I thought it was cool, dude,
and I enjoyed the music. And then I was like, wait,
I don't need a whole band to make music. I
used to do this by myself. Yeah, I started producing and
then I started djying with it, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Less drama.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, dude. I used to get in fist fights my bandmates,
like Drinks and.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Missississippi Mud and let's fight.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, dude, that's just what men do.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
We can hit each other and then we get over it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, okay, for sure, that's a brotherhood.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Dude, it is. I miss you know, like I would
just want to fight a DJ.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, well now you're the DJ, so you can fight yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Ud, I do every day I do. I'm just like,
I'm so stupid.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's okay. We don't want to condemn slapping each other.
Slapping yourself, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Listen, this is America. If you want to slap yourself, dude,
all right, don't let the Internet tell you you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right for real, for real? Sorry? Having fun here a
soul fest.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, man, I got here last night like an hour
for my set.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So I wasn't able to party or you know, check,
I wasn't able to see anything else. Yesterday is the
main stage, and so I played my set and then
it was it was kick ass and then.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah I heard it. It was sick.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It was fun to hell man.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, and then but today I've been able to be like,
you know, I just got off the pool, you know, yeah,
you know I was off there tworking areg now. Shrinkage, dude,
massive shrinkage. Like I say, massive shrinkage. It just you know,
when I think massive, you see my winger right now,
and you're like, that is not you know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, it's kind of like and and it isn't farrasing, dude,
It's all good. Dude. I have the littlest penis ever.
And Dude, when I did this bit on Jackass, dude,
I was so embarrassed, Like my worst fear came true,
like draft to show my card camera and I had
long pubes so it made it look even smaller.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So I haven't I have massive balls.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I had normally large balls, and I feel like
I had an average waning but they make my look small.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
How big my balls are?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah? Yeah? I feel here do they hang low?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
When I get older, there's gonna be a problem, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Mine are already a problem. Dude. The other day and
like my balls were like up, they weren't hanging on
at the bottom of my sack, and I had this
little like flap down there. I was like, what the
fuck is this thing?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's a warp, dude. You need to check that shit out.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, my warts go away before. I never got them
checked down. They went away.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
They went away. That's good to know, dude. I've just
been hanging around.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, I little and freeze them off. Yeah, doctor Joel's.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Damn, I'll check it out now.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I was in the What's cold Doude? My girlfriend was
trying to grab me. She's like, where is it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You're like, that's not that's a snake. So nine years
you've probably seen a bunch of gnarl it happen on
set and stuff. What's the like craziest story you got
for us? Like while you're playing on set?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh man, I uh there was these two lesbians eating
each other outside of the stage while I was playing.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, that kind of holds up, that kind of that
kind of holds up. You're like, pause, I'm just like, yo, nice.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, for sure. Did you have a girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I mean even if I didn't, but they're lesbians, so
it didn't really you know, yeah, you had no chance.
I mean, I do have their haircut, so like, you know, they.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Might for real, have you shaved a little bit?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know, I might fit in?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Man, Yeah, you could. You never know. There could be
a fantasy of yours.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know, lesbians. Isn't that all men's fantasy?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sure? For sure? So so that's the gnarliest story you
for us. You've seen some chicks eating each other out.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I guess, like the are you talking about, like thearliest
thing I've seen or done. Let's say you've seen Okay,
I think that one.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, that's pretty nute. Pretty Has anyone like thrown up
on your consett before in your tables? No, I'd be
so pissed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I've thrown up on stage before you. Yeah, dude, I
was playing this festival in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm a drummer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, there's this DJ act and they had their drummer
couldn't make it, and uh, he knew I was a drummers.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You want, oh yeah, and I.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Just spot I just took a tap of acid. You know,
whenever you don't hit you that in psychedelics, yeah, tapped in. Yeah, well,
you know whenever you do psychedelics and like you want
to do this and you're like let go.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
That was me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
So like I stood, I was doing the set. I
was murdering it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then there's one point that said I just stood up,
walked the side of stage, just threw up, got right
back on the drum.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Dude, kept going after you throw up on acid, to
you trip out even harder.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh yeah, that's I mean you you hope you throw
up something.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, for sure, like it's not working. This is like,
let's throw up for real.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I took acid one time and went paintballing. Oh dude,
it was like sucking. I was out in war, dude.
I felt like I was Afghanistan, dude, Like paintballs were
going by my ear. Dude, I almost got shot and
I didn't. I was so pumped. And then I was
the last one left. That's how tapped in.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I was bro So we need to be getting our soldiers.
We need to get the troops on acid.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think so well, you know, I grew up in Missouri,
so I'm a country boy at heart. Yeah, I lived
on a farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And is that above the Dixielawn and Missouri?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's like right right above Arkansas?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
All right? So you still I know where that is?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You still?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, dude? I would I would climb like the silo,
a silo, like where they put hay stacks. Oh yeah,
hell yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Damn, we'd just be climbing ship.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah for real, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
For real, I've learned something new every day.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right. Who's your favorite DJ that inspired you?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Griz Gris Griz.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, hell yeah, he's been my favorite since I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Are you guys now friends?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We have a song together too, sick. How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like you like, you're like a big fan of someone
and they become your friend.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's cool as hell man, that's it's difficul I like
I like it whenever, Like I like it when you
get comfortable enough with somebody, you just walk up start
talking Like that's that's how you know when you're friends.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, for sure, definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I feel that's that's been cool.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's cool, dude. So we're friends, then we're cool, dude, cool?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, we're friends?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Cool you Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You're trying to uh, you're trying to shrivel up together.
You said something about blue chow. Dude, I might need
one just to just to have.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I got you, dude, I got you. Dude. You can
take as many as you want.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Dude, Can you overdose on blue chio?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, dude is going You might get a headache and
that's about it. You know what I mean? Your heart
rate stays the same, but your boner gets huge.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
How long does it last?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Four?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because I'm like lasting like five minutes normally, dude, So like.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, yeah, you can do the time lapsed ones. You
know what I mean, you like, get a boner for
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I want to know what it's like to have a
boner for it's probably like three hours. That's dude.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's listen, there's there. I think there are heroes out there,
and it's like men that can just have that all
the time.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That is real. They need to like write a comic book.
Marvel needs to get on.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Top of the Yeah, well, when you horn on man
or well what I call it, it's called.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The tp TP.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So when you pull up your pants and you still
have a boner, it looks like a TP. Oh yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, that's what's something I
made up.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Bon It's all right, you should keep working on them.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah the TP hell yeah. So what's what's next for
the summer? Dude?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Festival seasons fully on, So a lot of festival.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I do stand up comedy, so I got some yeah,
comedy at some festivals too. Just writing, writing the next
record for next year, doing another tour next year.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Uh huh are you signed by a label?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay hmm yeah, well concan we can? Dude? Can well?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Con? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well con yeah? How many times can we say it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Let's shout about to?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh yeah, just festival season, man, Uh, writing tunes, playing music,
doing stand up Yeah, crushing bruises, dudes, that type of shit.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, crushing bruises and taking blue chow.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know what I'm saying, Red white and blue shooed.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah. How'd you get your h DJ name?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, So about uncle used to touch me when I
was a kid, and so he said you shouldn't tell
your parents because that's what we're doing pretty taboo, and
I thought that was really cool, So like I just ran.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
With it, Yeah, I dude, Yeah, like dude, how's your
uncle doing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh he's great, dude, He's really cool guy. Yeah, super cool.
We could get watch football together. Super I love him.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I wouldn't be the man who I am today without him,
you know, for real, and have a career.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You have to give him like twenty percent of your
profits for.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I just like top of Fiel every now and then.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah. Yeah, yeahreaks back to the day days. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He doesn't want me as much now because I'm older,
So that's like it's gonna yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, it's like a real man you're Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He likes the little boys. Hell yeah, yeah, we have
a will for you to spin all of them at
the end. Okay, how long you been working on that mullet? Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So they're not mullets anymore. They're called cuts.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Cuts. Let's go. Are you a man, dude?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
You should have saw me out there and I was
on my hands on my knees.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, you're looking back at dude. I was.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Everybody was looking back at it. Dude. I think things
going dude, not like a year, a year and a
year and a half of most.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I love it, dude.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I cut some off of it one time. I
was like, what the fuck did I?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah? I used to thought it was like I would
have a haircut like this, and I'd be like, yes,
time for the mullet, and I'd shave it. Duden't look like.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It looked like now I'm walking around with like some
up haircut. You know what to call it?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, you look like dude.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I know, dude. That's why my name's Poopies.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It works out, dude, it works out.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, dude, it's not fun growing up with your name Poopies.
I didn't get laid till I was like twenty.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Really yeah, damn, and it wasn't your uncle.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hum No, fortunately my money back. Hell yeah, we gotta
do a stand up together. That'd be great.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I ain't scared of nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I know you're not, dude.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I can tell I'm scared of a damn thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, let's go, let's do heh. Yeah. So summer festival
seasons coming up, your labels, you signed with your label?
What what else goals do you have for for your career?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Goals?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Man? So the tour we're doing next year has been
like a like a dream. It's gonna be like a
matinee style tour. Early show is stand up comedy. Oh
on my bus, I'll have comedians with me too.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh that's dope.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And then late night will be the dance show. So
that's been like the biggest goal for me in life
and we're finally gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I love that like a like a stand up and
dance music show all together, just like pure entertainment.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, I don't want That's dope, dude, So what do
I want? Yeah? I think that's huge in someone's you know,
like career in life is to like reach, like set
those goals and reach them.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah. And it's write them down, dude, Yeah, write them and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Check them off. Yep. It's the best straight checklist.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It sucks when you write them down and you're just
you never check it off.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Bro. That's my life.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Mine's like stop drinking.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm like, hey, I got you dude. Aa works, I know,
but I uh, you're not ready for it. No, Yeah,
it's all right, yea, all good. I'm like one and
twenty one day sober.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Damn dude. So I'm just a bad influence.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, dude, I got a strong foundation. It so like
that doesn't bother me, you know what I mean. I
worked hard to get that foundation strong. You know. So
it's all good.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You put you allow Jesus Christ into your heart.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Of course good. I was saved when I was a
little kid.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Like I was in the Ozarks with twenty people touching
my head speaking tongues.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh did you speak tongues too?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Do?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because my girl finally like said something out of my mouth.
But I don't know if it was the Holy Spirit
or what. Dude, it's crazy. Yeah I speak something now
or I'm gonna be like labeled as the demon child
or that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like I see people like I've heard stories about like
whenever you start speaking tongues, you just get possessed by
the Holy ghost.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm like, dude, yeah it sounds like a demon.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, dude. They said I was going to summer camp.
It was not summer camp. It was like church camp. Yeah,
church camp.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, we did that on the summers. But church camp
was tight, dude. Yeah, just over, okay, come on over yeah,
like Dodgeball.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, like dude, it was like they make us have fun. Yeah,
and then they would sneak in you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, Red Rover, Red Rover.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Send the good Lord ride over me. They would sneak
in due.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, they snuck me into the basketball room with twenty
people and there was like time for poopies to speak tongues.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
So it's always been poopies.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah. When I went to Missouri for church camp. It
was my junior year of high school.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's a legendary name though, Like you don't forget a poopies. Yeah,
you meet a match whatever, but poopies stick.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah. Yeah, Like I would have to like fight all
my friends to get rid of that name.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Why, dude, I don't know. I look at you now, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I know for real, they're probably all pissed, like what
we call poopies, Like we just made him. Yeah anything
without me? Yeah yeah you guys for real? Hell yeah.
And your parents are proud of you.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh yeah, dude, My parents are dope sick. That's what's
super dope parents.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Man. Yeah, they shout out.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
They'll come to shows and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I know, my last tour last year, my folks come
and even worked my merch booth for a couple show.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They're super tight, man, They're coming They're all I have
my whole family coming to see me at Red Rocks
in October.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, let's go Red Rocks. You're playing in Red Rocks.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't know if it's October Septemberrush, I think October, yeah,
Octob okay, sick Red Rocks in October.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, what's your favorite holiday?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Thanksgiving? Fourth of July? Those two.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah. Fourth of July is dope, Yeah, super dope. Have
you ever shot a ball rocket out of your butt? Crack? Dude?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
No, but I lit one out of my buddy's butt crack.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Let's go. I did that the other night. Dude. That's
like my go to you know, Like I saw fireworks
at the Walmart in Florida and I was like, yes, boys,
They're like, no, we're not getting fireworks, Like, yeah we are.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I love your.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Mindset though, because, like most people see fireworks, you're like, yeah,
let's go completed up and you're like, good, dude, I
gotta put that in my ass.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah for real, dude, it's the sickest clip ever.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Seriously, I shoot it out of my ass. Bro, I
ain't scared of nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, you don't have to put it in your butthole.
You just like put it in the crack.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
No, dude, I'm going in the hole.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay. You got a roaming candle.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
For that, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's a little better. You can barely just put this
stick of the bottle rocket in my butthole. I put
it in my butthole.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, you gotta like, yeah, make sure the edges aren't sharp, Like,
get a sandpaper and make sure they're smooth.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I just like put it in my mouth and wet
it up, so like you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's a good technique. That's a good technique.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He on, we'll do it. We'll do it. Yeah, well,
put a bottle rocket in my asshole. We'll do it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, we'll do it. Hell yeah, dude, I'm gonna hold
you accountable.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding, accountab bill. We will put
this bottle rocket in my I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Let's go. You're the man, dude, cause I hey, I'm
the only one who's done it so far, and I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But you haven't put it in your asshole. What will you
do with me? Yeah, you'll put in your ashole?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah asshole? Hell yeah, baby, can't be there for this one.
My girlfriend like Cat's when I do this episodes.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Dude, I know my girlfriend's probably over here like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, it's what we do though. You know this is America, America.
Hell yeah, Well, thanks so much for coming on my podcast. Dude,
you're the man.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
If you're ever Denver, i'd love to have you on
my podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Dude, let's go, dude, I would love to hell y'all
you snowboarding ski dude?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I did it twice and then I hurt myself. But
I'll be back next to you.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Okay, I'll be back, let me know. But yeah, I've
never been to Denver, so when I go, I'll hit you.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
All right, you show.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Thank you appreciate that, bitch. All right, guys, welcome back
to the shittiest podcast ever. Today we got my boys,
Easy Bake, Eric and Andrew. What's going guys?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm good, dude. How you guys doing? I heard you
haven't slept in two days?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah, we haven't slept. We right, Red Rocks.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Last night came straight here, had to poopes podcast in
transportation from the airport.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Bought Uber for one hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Now we're here alright, bro, thanks for making it.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
You guys are the boys, dude, that's what's up? Hell yeah,
how's red Rocks?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
It was insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, yeah it was could you blow their mind or what?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah? Like this most fulfilled ever? Like leaving off stage,
like I threw up before saving I threw up getting
off the stage.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You know it's gonna be good, you know.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah, stage you know it's like okay, like they're about
to throw down or real.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
See. Yeah, that's that's a good sign, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's dope, dude. I'm really sting into you guys' music. Dude,
I really really appreciate you guys coming.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
This is cool.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, dude, I'm just the grom you know, so to
have you guys come in here and like spend time
with me and let's go grom life for real. Yeah,
I'm saying, yeah, where are you guys from Florida?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Orlando?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Or I live in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Now he's okay, So you guys are close to home?
Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I'm sure you guys are. Like
I can't wait to sleep in my bed.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's not too yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, we drove from Orlando and the r V.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
So what you picked the RV up in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, and then drove here. It was cool. Yeah, I
was like taking the wrong roads and I was like,
we ended up in like the woods, dude.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah, like on these you think you're like you're it's
really easy to just be in the sticks.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah. It was sick though. I was stove and you
got fireworks, right, Yeah, we got fireworks. I've been I
put one in my butt crack damn, and yeah, I
was like, you have. I thought it was gonna be
like a bottle rocket when we're going, yeah, it like
shoots up, but this one was just like a fountain.
So I just had as Yeah, so I just had
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to take it in the ass.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Bottle rocket fights the homies, Yeah, run around with candles.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh dude. Yeah, I was running around with a chicken,
like a chicken with his head cut off. But dude, yeah,
we used to have those bottle rocket fights in the cornfields.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Cornfield where you from.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I grew up in Missouri in the cornfields. Yeah, so
then I running around, dude. Yeah it was sick. Dude.
We build our own baseball fields and dude, sick. But
it was only me and my Yeah, it was only
me and my brother, so we couldn't even get a
real game going.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
So you just be playing one on one.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah. I love dressing up in the catcher outfit. Yeah,
like it's cool.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I probably was so good.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah, cornfielders sick. Yeah, kind of creepy, but yeah, I
mean I feel like you can do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, it was cool there. I was like the children
of the corn at one point.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Did you ever see any UFOs out there?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, but dude, we did have those crop circles show
up and field that's what. Yeah. Yeah, dude, and me
and my brother were tripping. We're like, what the hell
did they get here? And we didn't even know the
aliens did the crop circles? Yeah, so we were like, dude, government,
they've been finding out so many in UFOs lately. Yeah,
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like for real with.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The balloons and then now it's like every other day
you see something.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, dude, it's pretty rad. I hope they land and
like show up and like talk to me one day.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, like let's have a combo.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, dude, like stop being such a Really, we're not
We're not going to hurt you.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
We're not going to hurt you.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, We're just want to check you out. Friends talk, Yeah,
for sure on Intel. Yeah, dude, like can we trade
like UFOs or something? You know, I'll give you my lawnmower.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I want to show them the you know, the plants
of the earth.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh dude, imagine if they smoke some weed.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Yeah, or they probably give you like really good weed.
They probably have that. It's all like space rock, like
that really good crack.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, don't do that anymore. I'm just no, I not. Yeah, dude,
that's what's a trip. So what when did you guys
start DJing? And what inspired you?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think last night we talked about it's like ten
years ago.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Ten years yeah, I think when Inspiers is probably taking
drugs and just listening to the music scene, going to shows, shows, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Just being inspired by going to shows, yeah, listening to
the live music. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Like I can remember our first time going to a
camping festival and taking pure LSD and like talking to
each other telepathically and like leaving the festival then making
crazy ass music and like.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Fuck yeah that's sick, dude. Hell yeah, I remember this
one time I was at Northern Lights. I know that, yeah,
and then I was it's up in Mendocino. Yeah, and
then I was at Reggae on the river, Rady on
the river, Reggae on the river. But like it's only
like reggae for so long, you know, but then it's country,
(23:27):
n it's reggae. But then afterwards late night, it's like
it's like and it gets down with a dubstep. You know.
I remember when dubstep first came out.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah, I know, like yeah in some reggae, I guess
it's roots. Yeah, it's come they can come to like
w or Yeah, it's like yeah, definitely. So how'd you
guys get your name easy Bake?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well, we had two separate accounts. I was Easy and
he was Misa. Oh let's go, and we were just
making beats all the time and then.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Just yeah, you guys got to really get that little
Easy Bake oven.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I know. Yeah we've had on it. Yeah, I want
to like get the sponsor ship. But yeah, if you're
watching this.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Come on, yeah, dude, spongor these guys surprise after a surprise,
they have sinks and everything.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, there's one legendary fan we have that always comes
to a show and just holds it.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Up on his head. Yeah, like he throws in the crowd,
smokes joints and has on his head.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah that's a that's die hard, die hard fan there, Yeah,
probably right there. Shut them in the beanie too, look
in the beanie, no way, shut the like and I.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Was like, yeah, I want it. He's like he's buried
in the site and we'll find that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's how you.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Stashed stuff though, buried on site. Come back and get
it next toime.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's do. So you guys grew up together.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Yeah, we've been best friends since the third grade elementary.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
How you call those brothers? A lot of people think
we're actually brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, I mean you should, Yeah we are at this point.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, you gotta just get past all that drama, dude,
and like you know, to the roots, we.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Don't even have any drama.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Really, that's dope due.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Vibrating the Yeah, yeah, that's how it works. That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
That's we always take that, like who's the biggest risk taker?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Risk taker? Risk taker?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Know, we both together, but I don't know these days,
like he's a dad now, I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Give Yeah, yeah, I'm probably more risk averse these days.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, you gotta dude, you got a family now, but
too so I wouldn't say that all right, but you
know what I mean, but I think, do you want
a family? One day?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah. Now do you guys you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I do have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's up. And you you
have a wife.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Not a wife, but a girlfriend girlfriend. That's yeah. Staying
over baby mama whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, I'm stay him dad, you are really he makes hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
She starts daycare.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, they care is gonna be nice?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That will nice.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, I feel I have a little pet dog. It's
like a little kid, a kid.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I was like, God, damn, I did not think one day.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
One day? Yeah, I do want a family. Yeah, me
and my beautiful girlfriend Hannah. Yeah that's the that's the plan,
you know. So hopefully I can still you know, have babies.
Just keep your together with your Yeah for sure, you.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Got the blue shoes.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Got the blue shoes. Just less jackass things with the Yeah,
no nuts jobs anymore, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, that wouldn't affect anything, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah it does. I didn't. Getting kicked in the nuts
like over time will effect the sperm count. Yeah yeah,
so I just tell them, you know, kick me in
the chode.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Past the balls, like kick me in the ball, yeah,
like get up there. Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Just talking about that, like I don't like shaving my
goops getting kicking it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah you got you gotta wax your gooch. Yeah, which
you gotta have an Eric dude on you and Eric.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Everyone does, right Andrew Eric and Eric?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, Andrew, he would watch my eyes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, hell yeah. Have you guys ever watched your eyebrows? No?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
I don't think so well all the way off, like
if you yeah, waxed.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Both my eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Dude, they no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Come on, you have no expression.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm just joking. I'm just we don't have any wax anyways.
I just wondered, No, we're not saving their eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
He's like, you could do it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
These guys.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
This show really good.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I there is a razor man.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, that's Manscape Razor. You know we can shave your balls. No, dude,
we've been going around shaving the eyebrows to spin the wheel.
So we'd be like, yeah, come spend the wheel, you
can win money. They're like yeah, for sure. They were like,
well you gotta shave your eyebrow first. Oh yeah, dude,
we shaved like twelve eybros. Yeah, he's like, payok, I
(28:06):
don't have an eye prol like. Oh yeah, there's been
a it's been a fun time here, we've been. We've
been trolling the out of people. Dude.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
You guys just are that's so sick. How many homies
are you with?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm with seven homies and seven and my girlfriend so yep,
six homies. Yeah and car six friends. So two girls,
five homies? What is it? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Cackle cackle. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, we don't do orgies. Yeah, that's not really our deal.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Just people.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, we just like, yeah, if anyone touched my chick,
I'll snap. No, I'm joking. I'm just but im just
but yeah, we do. We do have We do have
a transla though. Really, if you guys want to meet
him and say hi, maybe, I mean he's right over there.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I don't know how bad I want to, but.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We just say hi, keeping the cage passing around. It's like,
can show and tell he's just in this little box. Yeah,
his name is Bill.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
His name is Bill.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
They call him Little and Draco. But I was like
his little pink fingers. Dude, how cool are those he's got? Yeah,
he's got some like nikes. No, we got him from
the pet store. Yeah, he's the he's a trooper, dude.
He's been with us the whole time. Yeah, we hang
out with them and like I I like blow vape
smoking his little cage, so you keep him.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
We're smoking there.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I know, I wish I still yeah, smoking there. That
would be dope. He'll probably love it. He'll probably get like, yeah, yeah, dude,
if you let it bite you, I heard you turn
into a spider man.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He's only one way to find out.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Is it? Like the boy said, there's a one way
to find out? Did you looks like? What's that tattooed?
I think sick.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
It's for my boy Charles. Charles the first pressed away
like a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm sorry, it's sick.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's dope, dude, he's up there sworn.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah. I always say, like, you know, eating with
the pigeons, I want to swar with the eagles.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Yeah, isn't that Wayne flying flying their swimming in the
ocean something like that. Yeah, yeah, I mean the ocean
swimming with the pigeons or maybe in the sky or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Sworn with the sharks.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
You love sharks, I.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Do not like dude, my hand got check it out. Yeah,
this is the front you're on Discovery Channel. Yeahude, the
first person ever got bid on.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Shark Week over there, Discovery Channel.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, on their on their time, on their dime.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Did they Did you get ready for that?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
No, Workman's calm rejected my claim because I still have
use of my hand.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Just got rid of the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I know that. Until like a month ago, Dude, I
was like I would have went through physical therapy like,
oh it does still doesn't move, It still doesn't move.
Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, now that I can move
it and use it, and that they rejected my workmen's complaim,
which I'm bombed because I was relying on that money
to retire.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, that's what you need right there.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Now. I still got the stupid podcast Yeah, I got podcasts. No,
you guys are the goggles. So that's if you want
to put it on your face the chancela.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Oh so you put it on the goggle.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, you put don't the transla the defense mechanism
is it shirts? It shoots furs in your eyes. First, Yeah,
it has those furs.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
People goggles on and put it on their face.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I'm the only one who's done it. If you want
to try it out, would be stoked. Okay, let's do it.
It doesn't buy it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
It won't.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Just the goggles just to go.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
But if it crawls on your face, don't move. What
do you mean? What? What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Will bite me? No?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
No, but you have to say relaxed.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, they won't bite you. Hey, I promise you won't
bite you. You gotta like squeeze its head down to
bite you.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
No, I know he flexes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
No, let me handle that, bro, shut the I can't
believe this all right?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Do I need to lean back?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Just relax, but.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Lean back, lean back, yo. We got an easy bake
out here putting a translat on their faces.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Please actual face.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Let's go Eric. Oh god, okay, where's my Eric is
afraid of spider?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I've always wanted foot.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Where's the darpy?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
What do you mean sharp?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I got to tap its butt to get it out
of its cage.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Bro, Please, all the goggles off, Please on the goggle they.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Will your mouth.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I will trust me. I gotta get it close to
your goggles.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, let him just chill on the goggles.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Oh my god, Oh no, bro, don't move, just chill.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
No, I can't.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Senses your fear on here.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
No, no goggles.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, dude, you'll around. I thought you're chill. No, he's
cris and did he sees your hair? All right?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
All right?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Do I do it for real?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah? Just hey, it's not going to bout you. That's
swear to God.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I swear to God, sip madila.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
If it bites you, you can like kick me into that.
It won't bite you. Dude. You're a legend for this.
No one's done this. But you're like, okay, just stay there,
hang on you guy, don't tramp. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, let's put him over here here, billy, I want
to put this like that. Bro, Bro, man, you're good.
I'm scared on the table. Don't say that, you know. Yo,
(34:16):
on his legs, hang on here, We'll get him on
his little long in there.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
He saw your legs.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
He thought they were a branch.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Your legs. It's like I thought it was in my pants.
Your leg was a tree.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That was hop you ever done that before? No, man,
yeah podcast.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah you did it, brother, Damn, the thing is so creepy.
B Yeah, I see that scared.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, No, it's a racial killed killed.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You killed it.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
I'm going to spin that thing and get something on
your ass.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh it's broke. You contage me or something?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
No, no, you me.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
We'll see each other.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
All right. Did you change it up though? Did you
change the wheel up?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Why?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It has all chancellor? Yeah, you're like, I could have
missed the chancelor, so I had to do it. Dude.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I needed that adrenaline rushaurant. Yeah, right up on sleep.
Yeah are you guys? Thank you so much for watching
and tuning into The Shitties Podcast. Ever easy big you
guys killed it. Props, dude. I give you props from
putting that Chancellor on you dude. That takes a lot
of balls, dude. And the fact that didn't go on
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your goggles, that went on your box is even nar Yeah.
So hey, good luck with everything. Boys. They hope to
see you. Yeah, yeah, I hope to see you again.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
You right now?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
No, I leave in a little bit, all right. Hi, guys,
stay tuned.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
We're thank you, bro.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm scared it on the table.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yo and I had long pubes so it made it
look even smaller.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Put your hands together from Booby, What what'd you get
to say?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Boy? My brother's blad No. The shittiest podcast in the world.
What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the shittiest podcast ever.
We're here at soul Fest with my boy Taboo aka.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Mitch Yeah, aka uh Vanilla the Gorilla.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Vanilla Gorilla, get ya. I love the mullet, dude, I got.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I got told the other day that I look like
Cook Norris, so I could be aka Cuk Norris.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
They also a sling the other week and it looked
like I got injured storm in the Capitol just because
of the haircut with you know, the sling.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Uh huh, dude. I'm glad you're all right. I should
be in a sling right now. I freaking ate in
on my dirt bike and got knocked out.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's like the least that you have to worry about,
like out of all the wild that you're doing a
dirt bike.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know, I'm trying to go dirt bike and do
like enjoy my like day and I just get worked.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I got snowborn. Dude, I'm Missippi. I moved and
it came a little snow hoose.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I was gonna say, where are you from?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Mississippi? Mississippi mud, Yeah, dude, that's what happens when he
hit the blacks. He just your shoulder up this slopes,
the slopes.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was gonna say, slopes. We don't have to use
the the what the what? Friendly? What? What did you
get to say?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My brother's black, I'm my trugs. My brother's black and gay.
Hell yeah, so we only have so much time, so
I want to get into it. You from Mississippi? How
long have you been DJing? And what inspired you to dj?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'm coming up on nine years, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know, I've been a musician my whole life toward
that bands and type of that type of ship. And uh,
you know I saw, dude, I used to make fun
of DJs man, you know, because I played a metal
so it looked like DJs DJ's and be.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like, dude, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah that's what I would do, man.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But you made the transition.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I mean I trans you know, did the transition over
you know?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Uh, huh you know sick.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but I just I thought it was cool, dude,
and I enjoyed the music. And then I was like, wait,
I don't need a whole band to make music. I
used to do this by myself. Yeah, I started producing and
then I started djying with it, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Less drama.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, dude. I used to get in fist fights my bandmates,
like Drinks and.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Missississippi Mud and let's fight.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, dude, that's just what men do.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
We can hit each other and then we get over it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, okay, for sure, that's a brotherhood.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Dude, it is. I miss you know, like I would
just want to fight a DJ.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, well now you're the DJ, so you can fight yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Ud, I do every day I do. I'm just like,
I'm so stupid.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's okay. We don't want to condemn slapping each other.
Slapping yourself, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Listen, this is America. If you want to slap yourself, dude,
all right, don't let the Internet tell you you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right for real, for real? Sorry? Having fun here a
soul fest.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, man, I got here last night like an hour
for my set.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So I wasn't able to party or you know, check,
I wasn't able to see anything else. Yesterday is the
main stage, and so I played my set and then
it was it was kick ass and then.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah I heard it. It was sick.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It was fun to hell man.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, and then but today I've been able to be like,
you know, I just got off the pool, you know, yeah,
you know I was off there tworking areg now. Shrinkage, dude,
massive shrinkage. Like I say, massive shrinkage. It just you know,
when I think massive, you see my winger right now,
and you're like, that is not you know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, it's kind of like and and it isn't farrasing, dude,
It's all good. Dude. I have the littlest penis ever.
And Dude, when I did this bit on Jackass, dude,
I was so embarrassed, Like my worst fear came true,
like draft to show my card camera and I had
long pubes so it made it look even smaller.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So I haven't I have massive balls.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I had normally large balls, and I feel like
I had an average waning but they make my look small.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
How big my balls are?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah? Yeah? I feel here do they hang low?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
When I get older, there's gonna be a problem, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Mine are already a problem. Dude. The other day and
like my balls were like up, they weren't hanging on
at the bottom of my sack, and I had this
little like flap down there. I was like, what the
fuck is this thing?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's a warp, dude. You need to check that shit out.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, my warts go away before. I never got them
checked down. They went away.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
They went away. That's good to know, dude. I've just
been hanging around.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, I little and freeze them off. Yeah, doctor Joel's.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Damn, I'll check it out now.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I was in the What's cold Doude? My girlfriend was
trying to grab me. She's like, where is it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You're like, that's not that's a snake. So nine years
you've probably seen a bunch of gnarl it happen on
set and stuff. What's the like craziest story you got
for us? Like while you're playing on set?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh man, I uh there was these two lesbians eating
each other outside of the stage while I was playing.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, that kind of holds up, that kind of that
kind of holds up. You're like, pause, I'm just like, yo, nice.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, for sure. Did you have a girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I mean even if I didn't, but they're lesbians, so
it didn't really you know, yeah, you had no chance.
I mean, I do have their haircut, so like, you know, they.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Might for real, have you shaved a little bit?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know, I might fit in?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Man, Yeah, you could. You never know. There could be
a fantasy of yours.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know, lesbians. Isn't that all men's fantasy?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sure? For sure? So so that's the gnarliest story you
for us. You've seen some chicks eating each other out.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I guess, like the are you talking about, like thearliest
thing I've seen or done. Let's say you've seen Okay,
I think that one.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, that's pretty nute. Pretty Has anyone like thrown up
on your consett before in your tables? No, I'd be
so pissed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I've thrown up on stage before you. Yeah, dude, I
was playing this festival in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm a drummer.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, there's this DJ act and they had their drummer
couldn't make it, and uh, he knew I was a drummers.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You want, oh yeah, and I.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Just spot I just took a tap of acid. You know,
whenever you don't hit you that in psychedelics, yeah, tapped in. Yeah, well,
you know whenever you do psychedelics and like you want
to do this and you're like let go.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
That was me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
So like I stood, I was doing the set. I
was murdering it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then there's one point that said I just stood up,
walked the side of stage, just threw up, got right
back on the drum.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Dude, kept going after you throw up on acid, to
you trip out even harder.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh yeah, that's I mean you you hope you throw
up something.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, for sure, like it's not working. This is like,
let's throw up for real.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I took acid one time and went paintballing. Oh dude,
it was like sucking. I was out in war, dude.
I felt like I was Afghanistan, dude, Like paintballs were
going by my ear. Dude, I almost got shot and
I didn't. I was so pumped. And then I was
the last one left. That's how tapped in.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I was bro So we need to be getting our soldiers.
We need to get the troops on acid.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think so well, you know, I grew up in Missouri,
so I'm a country boy at heart. Yeah, I lived
on a farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And is that above the Dixielawn and Missouri?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's like right right above Arkansas?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
All right? So you still I know where that is?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You still?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, dude? I would I would climb like the silo,
a silo, like where they put hay stacks. Oh yeah,
hell yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Damn, we'd just be climbing ship.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah for real, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
For real, I've learned something new every day.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right. Who's your favorite DJ that inspired you?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Griz Gris Griz.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, hell yeah, he's been my favorite since I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Are you guys now friends?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We have a song together too, sick. How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like you like, you're like a big fan of someone
and they become your friend.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's cool as hell man, that's it's difficul I like
I like it whenever, Like I like it when you
get comfortable enough with somebody, you just walk up start
talking Like that's that's how you know when you're friends.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, for sure, definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I feel that's that's been cool.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's cool, dude. So we're friends, then we're cool, dude, cool?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, we're friends?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Cool you Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You're trying to uh, you're trying to shrivel up together.
You said something about blue chow. Dude, I might need
one just to just to have.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I got you, dude, I got you. Dude. You can
take as many as you want.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Dude, Can you overdose on blue chio?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, dude is going You might get a headache and
that's about it. You know what I mean? Your heart
rate stays the same, but your boner gets huge.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
How long does it last?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Four?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because I'm like lasting like five minutes normally, dude, So like.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, yeah, you can do the time lapsed ones. You
know what I mean, you like, get a boner for
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I want to know what it's like to have a
boner for it's probably like three hours. That's dude.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's listen, there's there. I think there are heroes out there,
and it's like men that can just have that all
the time.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
That is real. They need to like write a comic book.
Marvel needs to get on.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Top of the Yeah, well, when you horn on man
or well what I call it, it's called.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The tp TP.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So when you pull up your pants and you still
have a boner, it looks like a TP. Oh yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, that's what's something I
made up.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Bon It's all right, you should keep working on them.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah the TP hell yeah. So what's what's next for
the summer? Dude?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Festival seasons fully on, So a lot of festival.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I do stand up comedy, so I got some yeah,
comedy at some festivals too. Just writing, writing the next
record for next year, doing another tour next year.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Uh huh are you signed by a label?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay hmm yeah, well concan we can? Dude? Can well?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Con? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well con yeah? How many times can we say it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Let's shout about to?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh yeah, just festival season, man, Uh, writing tunes, playing music,
doing stand up Yeah, crushing bruises, dudes, that type of shit.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, crushing bruises and taking blue chow.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know what I'm saying, Red white and blue shooed.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah. How'd you get your h DJ name?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, So about uncle used to touch me when I
was a kid, and so he said you shouldn't tell
your parents because that's what we're doing pretty taboo, and
I thought that was really cool, So like I just ran.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
With it, Yeah, I dude, Yeah, like dude, how's your
uncle doing.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh he's great, dude, He's really cool guy. Yeah, super cool.
We could get watch football together. Super I love him.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I wouldn't be the man who I am today without him,
you know, for real, and have a career.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You have to give him like twenty percent of your
profits for.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I just like top of Fiel every now and then.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah. Yeah, yeahreaks back to the day days. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He doesn't want me as much now because I'm older,
So that's like it's gonna yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, it's like a real man you're Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He likes the little boys. Hell yeah, yeah, we have
a will for you to spin all of them at
the end. Okay, how long you been working on that mullet? Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So they're not mullets anymore. They're called cuts.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Cuts. Let's go. Are you a man, dude?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
You should have saw me out there and I was
on my hands on my knees.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, you're looking back at dude. I was.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Everybody was looking back at it. Dude. I think things
going dude, not like a year, a year and a
year and a half of most.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I love it, dude.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I cut some off of it one time. I
was like, what the fuck did I?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah? I used to thought it was like I would
have a haircut like this, and I'd be like, yes,
time for the mullet, and I'd shave it. Duden't look like.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It looked like now I'm walking around with like some
up haircut. You know what to call it?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, you look like dude.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I know, dude. That's why my name's Poopies.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It works out, dude, it works out.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, dude, it's not fun growing up with your name Poopies.
I didn't get laid till I was like twenty.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Really yeah, damn, and it wasn't your uncle.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hum No, fortunately my money back. Hell yeah, we gotta
do a stand up together. That'd be great.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I ain't scared of nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I know you're not, dude.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I can tell I'm scared of a damn thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, let's go, let's do heh. Yeah. So summer festival
seasons coming up, your labels, you signed with your label?
What what else goals do you have for for your career?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Goals?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Man? So the tour we're doing next year has been
like a like a dream. It's gonna be like a
matinee style tour. Early show is stand up comedy. Oh
on my bus, I'll have comedians with me too.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh that's dope.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And then late night will be the dance show. So
that's been like the biggest goal for me in life
and we're finally gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I love that like a like a stand up and
dance music show all together, just like pure entertainment.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, I don't want That's dope, dude, So what do
I want? Yeah? I think that's huge in someone's you know,
like career in life is to like reach, like set
those goals and reach them.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah. And it's write them down, dude, Yeah, write them and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Check them off. Yep. It's the best straight checklist.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It sucks when you write them down and you're just
you never check it off.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Bro. That's my life.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Mine's like stop drinking.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm like, hey, I got you dude. Aa works, I know,
but I uh, you're not ready for it. No, Yeah,
it's all right, yea, all good. I'm like one and
twenty one day sober.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Damn dude. So I'm just a bad influence.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, dude, I got a strong foundation. It so like
that doesn't bother me, you know what I mean. I
worked hard to get that foundation strong. You know. So
it's all good.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You put you allow Jesus Christ into your heart.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Of course good. I was saved when I was a
little kid.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Like I was in the Ozarks with twenty people touching
my head speaking tongues.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh did you speak tongues too?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Do?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because my girl finally like said something out of my mouth.
But I don't know if it was the Holy Spirit
or what. Dude, it's crazy. Yeah I speak something now
or I'm gonna be like labeled as the demon child
or that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like I see people like I've heard stories about like
whenever you start speaking tongues, you just get possessed by
the Holy ghost.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm like, dude, yeah it sounds like a demon.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, dude. They said I was going to summer camp.
It was not summer camp. It was like church camp. Yeah,
church camp.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, we did that on the summers. But church camp
was tight, dude. Yeah, just over, okay, come on over yeah,
like Dodgeball.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, like dude, it was like they make us have fun. Yeah,
and then they would sneak in you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, Red Rover, Red Rover.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Send the good Lord ride over me. They would sneak
in due.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, they snuck me into the basketball room with twenty
people and there was like time for poopies to speak tongues.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
So it's always been poopies.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah. When I went to Missouri for church camp. It
was my junior year of high school.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's a legendary name though, Like you don't forget a poopies. Yeah,
you meet a match whatever, but poopies stick.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah. Yeah, Like I would have to like fight all
my friends to get rid of that name.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Why, dude, I don't know. I look at you now, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I know for real, they're probably all pissed, like what
we call poopies, Like we just made him. Yeah anything
without me? Yeah yeah you guys for real? Hell yeah.
And your parents are proud of you.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh yeah, dude, My parents are dope sick. That's what's
super dope parents.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Man. Yeah, they shout out.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
They'll come to shows and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I know, my last tour last year, my folks come
and even worked my merch booth for a couple show.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
They're super tight, man, They're coming They're all I have
my whole family coming to see me at Red Rocks
in October.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, let's go Red Rocks. You're playing in Red Rocks.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't know if it's October Septemberrush, I think October, yeah,
Octob okay, sick Red Rocks in October.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, what's your favorite holiday?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Thanksgiving? Fourth of July? Those two.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah. Fourth of July is dope, Yeah, super dope. Have
you ever shot a ball rocket out of your butt? Crack? Dude?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
No, but I lit one out of my buddy's butt crack.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Let's go. I did that the other night. Dude. That's
like my go to you know, Like I saw fireworks
at the Walmart in Florida and I was like, yes, boys,
They're like, no, we're not getting fireworks, Like, yeah we are.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I love your.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Mindset though, because, like most people see fireworks, you're like, yeah,
let's go completed up and you're like, good, dude, I
gotta put that in my ass.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah for real, dude, it's the sickest clip ever.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Seriously, I shoot it out of my ass. Bro, I
ain't scared of nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, you don't have to put it in your butthole.
You just like put it in the crack.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
No, dude, I'm going in the hole.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay. You got a roaming candle.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
For that, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's a little better. You can barely just put this
stick of the bottle rocket in my butthole. I put
it in my butthole.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, you gotta like, yeah, make sure the edges aren't sharp, Like,
get a sandpaper and make sure they're smooth.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I just like put it in my mouth and wet
it up, so like you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's a good technique. That's a good technique.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He on, we'll do it. We'll do it. Yeah, well,
put a bottle rocket in my asshole. We'll do it.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, we'll do it. Hell yeah, dude, I'm gonna hold
you accountable.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding, accountab bill. We will put
this bottle rocket in my I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Let's go. You're the man, dude, cause I hey, I'm
the only one who's done it so far, and I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But you haven't put it in your asshole. What will you
do with me? Yeah, you'll put in your ashole?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah asshole? Hell yeah, baby, can't be there for this one.
My girlfriend like Cat's when I do this episodes.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Dude, I know my girlfriend's probably over here like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, it's what we do though. You know this is America, America.
Hell yeah, Well, thanks so much for coming on my podcast. Dude,
you're the man.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
If you're ever Denver, i'd love to have you on
my podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Dude, let's go, dude, I would love to hell y'all
you snowboarding ski dude?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I did it twice and then I hurt myself. But
I'll be back next to you.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Okay, I'll be back, let me know. But yeah, I've
never been to Denver, so when I go, I'll hit you.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
All right, you show.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Thank you appreciate that, bitch. All right, guys, welcome back
to the shittiest podcast ever. Today we got my boys,
Easy Bake, Eric and Andrew. What's going guys?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm good, dude. How you guys doing? I heard you
haven't slept in two days?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah, we haven't slept. We right, Red Rocks.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Last night came straight here, had to poopes podcast in
transportation from the airport.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Bought Uber for one hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Now we're here alright, bro, thanks for making it.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
You guys are the boys, dude, that's what's up? Hell yeah,
how's red Rocks?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
It was insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, yeah it was could you blow their mind or what?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah? Like this most fulfilled ever? Like leaving off stage,
like I threw up before saving I threw up getting
off the stage.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You know it's gonna be good, you know.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah, stage you know it's like okay, like they're about
to throw down or real.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
See. Yeah, that's that's a good sign, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's dope, dude. I'm really sting into you guys' music. Dude,
I really really appreciate you guys coming.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
This is cool.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, dude, I'm just the grom you know, so to
have you guys come in here and like spend time
with me and let's go grom life for real. Yeah,
I'm saying, yeah, where are you guys from Florida?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Orlando?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Or I live in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Now he's okay, So you guys are close to home?
Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I'm sure you guys are. Like
I can't wait to sleep in my bed.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's not too yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, we drove from Orlando and the r V.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
So what you picked the RV up in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, and then drove here. It was cool. Yeah, I
was like taking the wrong roads and I was like,
we ended up in like the woods, dude.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah, like on these you think you're like you're it's
really easy to just be in the sticks.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah. It was sick though. I was stove and you
got fireworks, right, Yeah, we got fireworks. I've been I
put one in my butt crack damn, and yeah, I
was like, you have. I thought it was gonna be
like a bottle rocket when we're going, yeah, it like
shoots up, but this one was just like a fountain.
So I just had as Yeah, so I just had
(20:38):
to take it in the ass.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Bottle rocket fights the homies, Yeah, run around with candles.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh dude. Yeah, I was running around with a chicken,
like a chicken with his head cut off. But dude, yeah,
we used to have those bottle rocket fights in the cornfields.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Cornfield where you from.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I grew up in Missouri in the cornfields. Yeah, so
then I running around, dude. Yeah it was sick. Dude.
We build our own baseball fields and dude, sick. But
it was only me and my Yeah, it was only
me and my brother, so we couldn't even get a
real game going.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
So you just be playing one on one.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah. I love dressing up in the catcher outfit. Yeah,
like it's cool.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I probably was so good.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah, cornfielders sick. Yeah, kind of creepy, but yeah, I
mean I feel like you can do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, it was cool there. I was like the children
of the corn at one point.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Did you ever see any UFOs out there?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, but dude, we did have those crop circles show
up and field that's what. Yeah. Yeah, dude, and me
and my brother were tripping. We're like, what the hell
did they get here? And we didn't even know the
aliens did the crop circles? Yeah, so we were like, dude, government,
they've been finding out so many in UFOs lately. Yeah,
(21:49):
like for real with.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The balloons and then now it's like every other day
you see something.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, dude, it's pretty rad. I hope they land and
like show up and like talk to me one day.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, like let's have a combo.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, dude, like stop being such a Really, we're not
We're not going to hurt you.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
We're not going to hurt you.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, We're just want to check you out. Friends talk, Yeah,
for sure on Intel. Yeah, dude, like can we trade
like UFOs or something? You know, I'll give you my lawnmower.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I want to show them the you know, the plants
of the earth.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh dude, imagine if they smoke some weed.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Yeah, or they probably give you like really good weed.
They probably have that. It's all like space rock, like
that really good crack.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, don't do that anymore. I'm just no, I not. Yeah, dude,
that's what's a trip. So what when did you guys
start DJing? And what inspired you?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think last night we talked about it's like ten
years ago.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Ten years yeah, I think when Inspiers is probably taking
drugs and just listening to the music scene, going to shows, shows, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Just being inspired by going to shows, yeah, listening to
the live music. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Like I can remember our first time going to a
camping festival and taking pure LSD and like talking to
each other telepathically and like leaving the festival then making
crazy ass music and like.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Fuck yeah that's sick, dude. Hell yeah, I remember this
one time I was at Northern Lights. I know that, yeah,
and then I was it's up in Mendocino. Yeah, and
then I was at Reggae on the river, Rady on
the river, Reggae on the river. But like it's only
like reggae for so long, you know, but then it's country,
(23:27):
n it's reggae. But then afterwards late night, it's like
it's like and it gets down with a dubstep. You know.
I remember when dubstep first came out.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah, I know, like yeah in some reggae, I guess
it's roots. Yeah, it's come they can come to like
w or Yeah, it's like yeah, definitely. So how'd you
guys get your name easy Bake?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well, we had two separate accounts. I was Easy and
he was Misa. Oh let's go, and we were just
making beats all the time and then.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Just yeah, you guys got to really get that little
Easy Bake oven.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I know. Yeah we've had on it. Yeah, I want
to like get the sponsor ship. But yeah, if you're
watching this.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Come on, yeah, dude, spongor these guys surprise after a surprise,
they have sinks and everything.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, there's one legendary fan we have that always comes
to a show and just holds it.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Up on his head. Yeah, like he throws in the crowd,
smokes joints and has on his head.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah that's a that's die hard, die hard fan there, Yeah,
probably right there. Shut them in the beanie too, look
in the beanie, no way, shut the like and I.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Was like, yeah, I want it. He's like he's buried
in the site and we'll find that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's how you.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Stashed stuff though, buried on site. Come back and get
it next toime.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's do. So you guys grew up together.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Yeah, we've been best friends since the third grade elementary.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
How you call those brothers? A lot of people think
we're actually brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, I mean you should, Yeah we are at this point.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, you gotta just get past all that drama, dude,
and like you know, to the roots, we.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Don't even have any drama.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Really, that's dope due.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Vibrating the Yeah, yeah, that's how it works. That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
That's we always take that, like who's the biggest risk taker?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Risk taker? Risk taker?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Know, we both together, but I don't know these days,
like he's a dad now, I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Give Yeah, yeah, I'm probably more risk averse these days.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, you gotta dude, you got a family now, but
too so I wouldn't say that all right, but you
know what I mean, but I think, do you want
a family? One day?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah. Now do you guys you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I do have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's up. And you you
have a wife.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Not a wife, but a girlfriend girlfriend. That's yeah. Staying
over baby mama whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, I'm stay him dad, you are really he makes hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
She starts daycare.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, they care is gonna be nice?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That will nice.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, I feel I have a little pet dog. It's
like a little kid, a kid.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I was like, God, damn, I did not think one day.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
One day? Yeah, I do want a family. Yeah, me
and my beautiful girlfriend Hannah. Yeah that's the that's the plan,
you know. So hopefully I can still you know, have babies.
Just keep your together with your Yeah for sure, you.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Got the blue shoes.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Got the blue shoes. Just less jackass things with the Yeah,
no nuts jobs anymore, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, that wouldn't affect anything, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah it does. I didn't. Getting kicked in the nuts
like over time will effect the sperm count. Yeah yeah,
so I just tell them, you know, kick me in
the chode.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Past the balls, like kick me in the ball, yeah,
like get up there. Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Just talking about that, like I don't like shaving my
goops getting kicking it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah you got you gotta wax your gooch. Yeah, which
you gotta have an Eric dude on you and Eric.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Everyone does, right Andrew Eric and Eric?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, Andrew, he would watch my eyes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, hell yeah. Have you guys ever watched your eyebrows? No?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
I don't think so well all the way off, like
if you yeah, waxed.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Both my eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Dude, they no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Come on, you have no expression.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm just joking. I'm just we don't have any wax anyways.
I just wondered, No, we're not saving their eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
He's like, you could do it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
These guys.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
This show really good.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I there is a razor man.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, that's Manscape Razor. You know we can shave your balls. No, dude,
we've been going around shaving the eyebrows to spin the wheel.
So we'd be like, yeah, come spend the wheel, you
can win money. They're like yeah, for sure. They were like,
well you gotta shave your eyebrow first. Oh yeah, dude,
we shaved like twelve eybros. Yeah, he's like, payok, I
(28:06):
don't have an eye prol like. Oh yeah, there's been
a it's been a fun time here, we've been. We've
been trolling the out of people. Dude.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
You guys just are that's so sick. How many homies
are you with?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm with seven homies and seven and my girlfriend so yep,
six homies. Yeah and car six friends. So two girls,
five homies? What is it? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Cackle cackle. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, we don't do orgies. Yeah, that's not really our deal.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Just people.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, we just like, yeah, if anyone touched my chick,
I'll snap. No, I'm joking. I'm just but im just
but yeah, we do. We do have We do have
a transla though. Really, if you guys want to meet
him and say hi, maybe, I mean he's right over there.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I don't know how bad I want to, but.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
We just say hi, keeping the cage passing around. It's like,
can show and tell he's just in this little box. Yeah,
his name is Bill.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
His name is Bill.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
They call him Little and Draco. But I was like
his little pink fingers. Dude, how cool are those he's got? Yeah,
he's got some like nikes. No, we got him from
the pet store. Yeah, he's the he's a trooper, dude.
He's been with us the whole time. Yeah, we hang
out with them and like I I like blow vape
smoking his little cage, so you keep him.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
We're smoking there.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I know, I wish I still yeah, smoking there. That
would be dope. He'll probably love it. He'll probably get like, yeah, yeah, dude,
if you let it bite you, I heard you turn
into a spider man.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He's only one way to find out.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Is it? Like the boy said, there's a one way
to find out? Did you looks like? What's that tattooed?
I think sick.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
It's for my boy Charles. Charles the first pressed away
like a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm sorry, it's sick.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's dope, dude, he's up there sworn.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah. I always say, like, you know, eating with
the pigeons, I want to swar with the eagles.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Yeah, isn't that Wayne flying flying their swimming in the
ocean something like that. Yeah, yeah, I mean the ocean
swimming with the pigeons or maybe in the sky or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Sworn with the sharks.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
You love sharks, I.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Do not like dude, my hand got check it out. Yeah,
this is the front you're on Discovery Channel. Yeahude, the
first person ever got bid on.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Shark Week over there, Discovery Channel.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, on their on their time, on their dime.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Did they Did you get ready for that?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
No, Workman's calm rejected my claim because I still have
use of my hand.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Just got rid of the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I know that. Until like a month ago, Dude, I
was like I would have went through physical therapy like,
oh it does still doesn't move, It still doesn't move.
Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, now that I can move
it and use it, and that they rejected my workmen's complaim,
which I'm bombed because I was relying on that money
to retire.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, that's what you need right there.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Now. I still got the stupid podcast Yeah, I got podcasts. No,
you guys are the goggles. So that's if you want
to put it on your face the chancela.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Oh so you put it on the goggle.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, you put don't the transla the defense mechanism
is it shirts? It shoots furs in your eyes. First, Yeah,
it has those furs.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
People goggles on and put it on their face.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I'm the only one who's done it. If you want
to try it out, would be stoked. Okay, let's do it.
It doesn't buy it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
It won't.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Just the goggles just to go.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
But if it crawls on your face, don't move. What
do you mean? What? What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Will bite me? No?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
No, but you have to say relaxed.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, they won't bite you. Hey, I promise you won't
bite you. You gotta like squeeze its head down to
bite you.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
No, I know he flexes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
No, let me handle that, bro, shut the I can't
believe this all right?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Do I need to lean back?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Just relax, but.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Lean back, lean back, yo. We got an easy bake
out here putting a translat on their faces.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Please actual face.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Let's go Eric. Oh god, okay, where's my Eric is
afraid of spider?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
I've always wanted foot.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Where's the darpy?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
What do you mean sharp?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I got to tap its butt to get it out
of its cage.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Bro, Please, all the goggles off, Please on the goggle they.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Will your mouth.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I will trust me. I gotta get it close to
your goggles.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, let him just chill on the goggles.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Oh my god, Oh no, bro, don't move, just chill.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
No, I can't.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Senses your fear on here.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
No, no goggles.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, dude, you'll around. I thought you're chill. No, he's
cris and did he sees your hair? All right?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
All right?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Do I do it for real?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah? Just hey, it's not going to bout you. That's
swear to God.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I swear to God, sip madila.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
If it bites you, you can like kick me into that.
It won't bite you. Dude. You're a legend for this.
No one's done this. But you're like, okay, just stay there,
hang on you guy, don't tramp. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, let's put him over here here, billy, I want
to put this like that. Bro, Bro, man, you're good.
I'm scared on the table. Don't say that, you know. Yo,
(34:16):
on his legs, hang on here, We'll get him on
his little long in there.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
He saw your legs.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
He thought they were a branch.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Your legs. It's like I thought it was in my pants.
Your leg was a tree.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That was hop you ever done that before? No, man,
yeah podcast.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah you did it, brother, Damn, the thing is so creepy.
B Yeah, I see that scared.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, No, it's a racial killed killed.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You killed it.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
I'm going to spin that thing and get something on
your ass.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh it's broke. You contage me or something?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
No, no, you me.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
We'll see each other.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
All right. Did you change it up though? Did you
change the wheel up?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Why?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It has all chancellor? Yeah, you're like, I could have
missed the chancelor, so I had to do it. Dude.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I needed that adrenaline rushaurant. Yeah, right up on sleep.
Yeah are you guys? Thank you so much for watching
and tuning into The Shitties Podcast. Ever easy big you
guys killed it. Props, dude. I give you props from
putting that Chancellor on you dude. That takes a lot
of balls, dude. And the fact that didn't go on
(35:58):
your goggles, that went on your box is even nar Yeah.
So hey, good luck with everything. Boys. They hope to
see you. Yeah, yeah, I hope to see you again.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
You right now?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
No, I leave in a little bit, all right. Hi, guys,
stay tuned.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
We're thank you, bro.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
The Shittiest Podcast is produced by The World's Worst People
Tyler Nielsen, Ryan Tillotson, Frank criscoll and narrated by Me
the Narrator Special thanks to the straw Hut Team
Speaker 1 (36:35):
M HM
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