'Twas the Night Before Gagglemas

What starts as a crisp holiday reading quickly spirals into a gleeful collision of meme lore, honking geese, and studio chaos. We set the scene with cozy lights, caffeine-fueled nerves, and a script we swear we’re going to stick to—then a sleigh made of memes crashes through the door, pulled by cryptids and pure nonsense. The result is a warm, ridiculous mashup of classic verse and modern internet folklore, where Bigfoot meets bad audio checks, and the ring light becomes an omen for every flub we pretend not to make.

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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_00 (00:17):
Hey there.
We thought we would do somethinga little special this year.
So hang on to your hats for adramatic reading of Twas the
Night Before GaggleMus.

SPEAKER_02 (00:35):
With a special guest.
Bad version of Tommy Shelby.
Twas the night before GaggleMiss, deep in the goose layer.
Not a brain cell was working,not one anywhere.
The mics were half muted, thelevels are wrong.
Someone tested the audio byyelling a song.

SPEAKER_00 (00:57):
The gooses were perched with deranged little
grins, refreshing the stats likethey might finally win.
Angie in pajamas, possessed bycaffeine and might, Kyle
vibrating softly from Kraken andSmite.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18):
When out of the hallway arose such a sound, like
cryptos doing parkour, withsurround sound abound.
I lunged for the doorway with aferal, oh no, tripped over a
cable and whispered, fuck, go.

SPEAKER_00 (01:34):
The ring light flickered like it sensed the
dread, illuminating crumbs fromthe snacks long since dead.
When what to my wondering eyesshould appear, but a sleigh made
of memes, and six cryptidsunclear.

SPEAKER_02 (01:51):
By six honking nightmares with red-threaded
lore, with a chaos-driven andmischief galore, more rabid than
tangents, his nonsense it came.
And he shouted and honked andcalled them by name.

SPEAKER_00 (02:03):
Now goose one, goose two, and honculus prime.
On Mothman, on Bigfoot, we'reout of our time.
To the top of the mic stand, nonotes, no playing.
Now ramble away, ramble away.
Blame it on Kyle, man.

SPEAKER_02 (02:22):
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the floor
the flapping and slapping of herfeet galore.
As I turned around sharply, Mikemuted mid swear.
Down the hallway came nonsensewith no time to spare.

SPEAKER_00 (02:34):
Like algorithms fleeing from coherent thought,
they leapt into chaos.
We absolutely sought.
So up to the studio madness theyflew with a sleigh full of
bullshit and questionabletruths.

SPEAKER_02 (02:50):
He was dressed in all vibes, from his boots to his
hat, and his clothes were allstained with cold brew and chili
mac.
A bundle of lore he had flung onhis back.
And he looked like a gremlinwho'd pushwhack.

SPEAKER_00 (03:05):
He dumped it all down on the desk with a thud,
cryptids and hot takes, incursed Avalon mud.
He spoke not a word, just leanedinto the mic, cracked one dumb
joke, then derailed the wholenight.

SPEAKER_02 (03:22):
Cod laughed way too hard.
Somewhere a listener, burst intoflames, off guard.
And laying one finger aside ofhis nose, he nodded unsolemnly
and twinkled his toes.

SPEAKER_00 (03:36):
He sprang from his chair to the geese, gave a honk,
and away they all flew on thewings of what the fuck?
And I heard him exclaim as theoutro took flight.

SPEAKER_02 (03:50):
Happy goggles, bitches.
We're definitely stillrecording.
Right.

SPEAKER_00 (03:59):
So from me and me.

SPEAKER_01 (04:19):
You know, all seriousness.
Happy holiday.
Have an amazing time.

SPEAKER_00 (04:23):
Yep.
And this is how it reallysounded.
Hey there.
We thought we would do somethinga little special this year.
So hang on to your hats for adramatic reading of Twas the
Night Before Gaggle Mus.

SPEAKER_02 (04:45):
With a special guest.
Bad version of Tommy Shelby.
God, and I gotta try and getthis all like in my head and
shit like that one.

SPEAKER_01 (05:03):
I just gotta get the laughs out.
Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 (05:08):
We're not gonna be able to make it through this.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

SPEAKER_01 (05:11):
I know we're gonna do our best.
We're gonna do our best.

unknown (05:20):
Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 (05:21):
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (05:23):
Twas the night before gaggleness, deep in the
goose layer.
Not a brain cell was working,not one.
Anywhere.
The mics were half muted, thelevels are wrong.
Someone tested the audio byyelling a song.

SPEAKER_00 (05:39):
The gooses were perched with deranged little
grins, refreshing the stats likethey might finally win.
Angie in pajamas, possessed bycaffeine and might, Kyle
vibrating softly from Kraken andSmite.

SPEAKER_02 (06:00):
When out of the hallway arose such a sound, like
cryptos doing parkour, withsurround sound abound.
I lunge for the doorway with aferal, oh no, tripped over a
cable and whispered, fuck, go.

SPEAKER_00 (06:17):
The ring light flickered like it sensed the
dread, illuminating crumbs fromthe snacks long since dead.
When what to my wondering eyesshould appear, but a sleigh made
of memes and six cryptidsunclear This is great, but

(06:48):
pulled by six honking nightmareswith red-threaded lore, with a
chaos given and mischief galore.

SPEAKER_02 (06:58):
More rabid than tangents, his nonsense it came,
and he shouted and honked andcalled them by name.

SPEAKER_00 (07:07):
Now goose one, goose two, and honkulus prime.
On Mothman on Bigfoot.
We're out of our time.
To the top of the mic stand.
No notes, no plan.
Now ramble away, ramble away.
Blame it on Kyle, man.

SPEAKER_02 (07:36):
Oh God.
And then in a twinkling, I heardon the floor the flapping and
slapping of her feet galore.
As I turned around sharply, Mikemuted mid swear.
Down the hallway came nonsensewith no time to spare.

SPEAKER_00 (07:57):
Like algorithms fleeing from coherent thought,
they leapt into chaos.
We absolutely sought.
So up to the studio madness theyflew with a sleigh full of
bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 (08:11):
And I'm so sorry.
I was so accepted.
It was the infamous you put onbull with a sleigh full of
bullshit.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
Just take it from with a sleighfull of bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 (08:31):
With a sleigh full of bullshit and questionable
truths.

SPEAKER_01 (08:38):
Do you need to re-redo that paragraph or no?

SPEAKER_00 (08:40):
I'm keeping it as is.

SPEAKER_01 (08:42):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (08:43):
Just keep it with a slate full of bullshit.
Oh.
Just gets no editing.

SPEAKER_01 (08:50):
Oh, we're just leaving it just.
Alright, fine.
Please, some editing.

SPEAKER_00 (08:54):
Maybe some.

SPEAKER_02 (08:56):
He was dressed in all vibes from his boots to his
hat and his clothes were all hewas dressed in all vibes from
his boots to his hat.
And his clothes were all stainedwith cold brew and chili mac.

SPEAKER_01 (09:13):
Chili Mac.
What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 (09:18):
We're all stained with cold brew and chili mac.
A bundle of lore he had flung onhis back.
And he looked like a gremlinwho'd been bushwhacked.

SPEAKER_00 (09:32):
He dumped it all down on the desk with a thud,
cryptids and hot takes, incursed Avalon mud.
He spoke not a word, just leanedinto the mic, cracked one dumb
joke, then derailed the wholenight.

SPEAKER_02 (09:50):
Hanji sighed deeply.
Cod laughed way too hard.
Somewhere a listener burst intoflames.
Off guard.
And laying one finger aside ofhis nose, he nodded once
solemnly and twinkled his toes.

SPEAKER_00 (10:06):
He spanked.
He sprang from his chair to thegeese, gave a honk, and away.
And away they all flew on thewings of what the fuck?
And I heard him exclaim as theoutro took flight.

SPEAKER_02 (10:30):
Happy goggles, bitches.
We're definitely stillrecording.
Right?

SPEAKER_01 (10:41):
So I think this is what we do.
So we edit it.
Right?
So we actually edit it and makeit the nice reading.

SPEAKER_00 (10:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (10:49):
And then we do like a uh a gaggle reel, like kind of
a thing.
Like we do that one, and then wewe'll record something right now
that we can kind of chop inthere.
And then uh what's it called uh,you know, we'll we'll throw
something there in the middle aslike, now what it really sounded
like, and play it with and thenleave it unedited and just
fucking let it rip.

unknown (11:10):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (11:10):
You know, like the uh like uh here's here's the
podcast version of social mediaand reality, and then just let
it go.
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 (11:24):
Yeah, it sounds good.

unknown (11:26):
Yeah, sounds good.

SPEAKER_01 (11:28):
I'm still just with a sleigh full of bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 (11:37):
Oh God.
Okay.