The Slaptail Squad

Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.
Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.
Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone star...

It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron.
Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to o...

The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's...

Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI?
Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all.
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Shout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. 

Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our sign...

The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his ne...

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancie...

On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad.
The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had a great time. Thank you for joining us. A special thanks to our listeners all over the wo...

On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying?  Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. 
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On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen.
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So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me.
You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking.
The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess wha...

The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline.
You know what this show needs? More people that make the...

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocen...

The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental.
Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad.
Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories.
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The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. 
The Beavemen shares stories of his challenges with balance and asks the members of the Slaptail Nation to share their own personal stories as well. 
They wrap it up by talking about their latest addition to the household, the Swan's cute little grandma (CLG) for short. Than...

The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun.

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On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart.
The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation.

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time.
It was an editing nightmare.
Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he?
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The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one.
The squad learns that GiGi is obsessed with balls, which leads to some fun ball talk.
Thanks to all of our listeners around the world. We are so thankful for all of you.

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