A semi-weekly dose of mayhem and unique areas of study, a la comedian Antonio Barbosa, and friends.
We've made it to the end of this particular chapter of the show. Still with so much fun to be had. Remember to keep telling your friends and family about us. Soon, I'll be screaming at you from some other part of the world. Until then, peace.
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Why not go out with a bang and record a massive, two part episode? Enjoy my typical stylings of satire and modern humanism mixed in. People who don't like Avatar will be left behind very quickly. A lying congressmen, with a twist. Russian's being thrown from buildings. Be sure to tune in tomorrow morning for part two and our last episode before our break.
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Please enjoy today's bonus episode. Everyone will forever be sick until the end of time and no one will ever know why. Or it at least feels that way. However, I think I know how I got sick and I detail here for you. Along with this past weekends yuletide cheer.
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Happy post Christmas, I hope you all had a fantastic time. I for one will be pawning everything I get. Anyway, please enjoy the last week of 2022 and start drinking today! Oh yeah, I like creating things and I think censorship is stupid. We're getting to episode 260 before we sign off so stay tuned for extra episodes this week.
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What happened to snow in December? You can have a great time in the snow if you play it right but as far as weather goes, it ranks dead last. John Mayer goes on 'Call Her Daddy' to talk about stuff he said 10 years ago. Should a 97 year old, former Nazi be tried in court? We all do stupid stuff when we're 18!
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Ring in Christmas week with your favorite morning ritual. Hear about: my Christmas plans, the ongoing battle against artificial reality and how I spent some money last week. Also, commentary on possibly the greatest political fundraising tool to ever be implemented: Trump Trading Card NFTs. Tons o' fun!
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Kevin O'Leary engaging in questionable business practices?! Who would have thought that would ever occur? I love anything NBC does because they are so original and creative, Milf Manor should be a smash hit. I found a new product for all of you doomsday preppers out there.
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Here's a solid hour of tired, rambling and gobbledygook. There's also some major news regarding the future of the show. Great ideas are in motion.
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Free stuff doesn't come around often, take advantage of it whenever it does. Do-ers turn teachers are the only people work listening to. You want to get paid like an actor but you're a school bus driver? Start charging admission.
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One month left in the year of our lord 2022, what a great time to put off everything you've been telling yourself to do until January. Go to your corporate office parties or you may be fired for being no fun. Get yourself a nice job now that you don't need degrees for them. By nice job I mean: soul draining task that you do for money.
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Sometimes you just party off the rails and need to share it with your minuscule podcast audience. Our president said we he will release The JFK Files in December, talk about Christmas. Budweiser v. FIFA is the biggest battle of the World Cup. Check out Sylvester Stallone as a cowboy on the new hit show, Tulsa King.
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Black Friday is one of the most compelling days of the year. A day so wrapped in synthetic necessity that I can't help enjoying it as a spectator. Get one podcast for the price of none!
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I'm happy to share with you the newest in game chair technology, made by McDonald's. Trump is back and people are going bananas. Don't fret about the eminent decline in population because there are so many positives. Way less people in the Chipotle line!
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Imagine thinking that the disappearance of a 10,000 year old cave painting, is in anyway linked to our use of fossil fuels. Always very important to have a morning routine, one that usually involves drugs. Also, my biggest apologizes for not having video today and not allowing you to watch me talk in 720p.
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Modern ambitions are fueled by what we are shown, mainly when richer more powerful people than you do something outrageous and face minimal hardship. Hope you all had fun in your little booths this week, lord knows I missed out!
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I can't be the only one who's sick of these childish, political smear campaigns. They shove them down our throats like they're actually going to impact our voting decisions. Well, your voting decisions. I'll be smoking dope and watching cartoons!
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A midnight release only seemed right for a Halloween episode. Especially one of this caliber. Halloween is the most diverse holiday there is, from its themed content to its festivities. Just ask South Korea. Be sure to eat candy until you go blind!
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Making it through life is part determination and part finding the right drug combo to get you through your tasks. The McRib is on its "farewell tour". I don't believe that for one second but we can pretend. Adidas dropping Kanye is just a tad ironic, listen to find out why.
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We're already at the end of October, soon you'll be 63 years old and wonder where the time went. Tom Brady is a general and wants to lead his army. China had a controversial, citizen lead election. Just go commercial and bypass originality, ride it out before everything we consume is made by a program.
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Tickle Me Elmo is a timeless symbol of youth and childhood, so much so that people of all ages can't resist playing with him. There is a massive adderall shortage but I think there may be a quick fix. Also, I'm very excited for all of the AI generated content coming in our dystopian future.
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