The Smut Surveyors
The Sir and The Madame discuss erotic films from basic gratuity to triple x and everything in between. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films starring superstar Joe Dallesandro:
BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974, Severin) Written and directed by Paul Morrissey, starring Joe Dallesandro, Udo Kier, Arno Jürging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic, Dominique Darel, Stefania Casini, Silvia Dionisio, and Vittorio De Sica.
JE T'AIME MOI NON PLUS (1976, Kino Lorber) Written and directed by Serge Gainsbourg, starring Jane Birkin, Joe ...
The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films from the Golden Age of Porn:
ROOMMATES (1982, Quality X) Directed by Chuck Vincent, written by Chuck Vincent and Rick Marx, starring Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols, Samantha Fox, Jerry Butler, Jack Wrangler, Bobby Astyr, Jamie Gillis, Gloria Leonard, and Ron Hudd.
WOMAN IN LOVE (1980, Quality X) Directed by Kemal Horulu, written by Jack Parro, starring Laurien Dominique, Vanes...
The Sir and the Madame discuss three Women-in-Prison films.
CHAINED HEAT (1983, Panik House presented by Mr. Skin) Directed by Paul Nicholas, written by Paul Nicholas and Aaron Butler (Vincent Mongol), starring Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Tamara Dobson, Stella Stevens, Henry Silva, Monique Gabrielle, Edy Williams, and Irwin Keyes.
REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS (1986, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by Tom De Simone, written by ...
The Sir and the Madame discuss The Flesh Trilogy by Michael Findlay.
THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967, Distribpix) Written and directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Angelique Pettyjohn, Peggy Staffans, Vivian Del Rio, Sally Farb, Susanne Marre, and Roberta Findlay.
THE CURSE OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), written by Michael and Roberta Find...
The Sir and the Madame discuss three films directed by Jess Franco.
VENUS IN FURS (1969, Blue Underground) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco and Malvin Wald, starring James Darren, Barbara McNair, Maria Rohm, Klaus Kinski, Dennis Price, and Paul Muller.
BARBED WIRE DOLLS (1976, Full Moon) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco, Connie Gran, and Christine Lembach, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Marti...
The Sir and the Madame discuss Emmanuelle 7 and the first two episodes of the cable series.
EMMANUELLE 7 (1993, Arcadia) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Francis Leroi and Jean-Marc Vasseur, based on a story by Alain Siritzky and Emmanuelle Arsan's character, starring Sylvia Kristel, Caroline Laurence, Carolyn Monroe (Laura Dean), Annie Bellac, Cynthia Van Damme, Julie Jalabert, and Joel Bui.
EMMANUELLE'S LOVE aka EMMANU...
The Sir and The Madame discuss the next three Black Emanuelle films:
EMANUELLE IN AMERICA (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Roger Browne, Paola Senatore, Lorraine De Selle, Marina Hedman, Salvatore Baccaro, Dirce Funari, and Maria Renata Franco.
EMANUELLE AROUND THE WORLD (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco and Gianfranco...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by modern European directors:
NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 1 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Connie Nielsen, and Stacy Martin.
NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 2 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three of their favorite films in this special Holiday bonus episode!
MARQUISE DE SADE (1976, Full Moon) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Raymond Hardy, Peggy Markoff, Martine Stedil, and Andrea Rigano.
IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES (1976, Criterion Collection) Directed by Nagisa Oshima, written by Nagisa Oshima and Koji Wakamatsu, starring Eiko Matsuda and Tat...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Tinto Brass:
THE HOWL (1970, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass, Gian Carlo Fusco, Francesco Longo, and Luigi Proietti, and starring Tina Aumont, Luigi Proietti, Nino Segurini, German Longo, Edoardo Florio, Giorgio Gruden, Osiride Pevarello, and Attilio Corsini.
PAPRIKA (1992, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by T...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Swedish actress Christina Lindberg:
MAID IN SWEDEN (1971, Kino Lorber/Code Red) Directed by Floch Johnson (Dan Wolman), written by Ronnie Friedland and George Norris, and starring Christina Lindberg, Monika Ekman, Krister Ekman, and Leif Naslun.
WIDE OPEN (1975, Impulse) Written and directed by Gustav Wiklund, starring Kent-Arne Dahlgren, Solveig Andersson, Christina Lindber...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Max Pécas:
I AM A NYMPHOMANIAC (1970, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Max Pécas, written by Max Pécas and Claude Mulot, and starring Sandra Julien, Janine Reynaud, Michel Lemoine, Yves Vincent, Patrick Verde, and Michel Vocoret.
I AM FRIGID...WHY? (1972, Mondo Macabro) Written and directed by Max Pécas, starring Sandra Julien, Marie-Georges Pascal, Jean-Luc Terrade, Anne Keryl...
The Sir and The Madame discuss the Savage Fury films after a quick look at CALIGULA: THE ULTIMATE CUT (2024, Umbrella):
SAVAGE FURY (1985, Alpha Blue Archives) Directed by Mark Carriere aka Mark Curtis, written by Mark Carriere and Tina Marie, and starring Christy Canyon, Bunny Blue, April May, Beverly Bliss, Josephine Carrington, Peter North, and Rick Savage.
SAVAGE FURY 2 (1989, Alpha Blue Archives) Directed by Tina Marie, ...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three nunsploitation films:
LOVE LETTERS OF A NUN (1978, Televista) Directed by Jorge Grau, written by Jorge Grau and Gemma Arquer from source material by Mariana Alcoforado, and starring Analía Gadé, Lina Romay, Alfredo Alcón, Teresa Gimpera, and José Ramón Larraz.
BEHIND CONVENT WALLS (1978, Arrow) Written and directed by Walerian Borowczyk based on the Stendhal novel Roman Walks, and starring...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno:
DEEP INSIDE (1968, Vinegar Syndrome) Written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno, starring Sheila Britt, Irene DeBari, Bella Donna, Michelle Fox, Patricia McNair, and Peggy Steffans.
VAMPIRE ECSTASY aka THE DEVIL'S PLAYTHING (1973, Film Movement) Written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno, starring Nadia Henkowa, Anke Syring, Ulrike Butz, Nico Wolfer...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Lina Romay that Jess Franco DIDN'T direct:
ROLLS ROYCE BABY (1975, Full Moon) Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich, starring Lina Romay, Eric Falk, Roman Huber, Ursula Maria Schaefer, and Kurt Meinicke.
SEX APOCALYPSE (1982, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Carlos Aured, starring Ajita Wilson, Lina Romay, Ricardo Diaz, Kati Ballari, and Hemy Basalo.
MI CONEJO ES EL MEJOR (1982, N/A) D...
The Sir and The Madame discuss the fourth, fifth, and sixth Emmanuelle films:
EMMANUELLE 4 (1984, N/A) Directed by Francis Leroi and Iris Letans, starring Sylvia Kristel, Mia Nygren, and Patrick Bauchau, with appearances by Christian Marquand, Marilyn Jess, and Brinke Stevens.
EMMANUELLE 5 (1987, N/A) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Monique Gabrielle, Crofton Hardester, Dana Burns Westburg, and Yaseen Khan.
EMMANU...
The Sir and The Madame discuss the first three Black Emanuelle films:
BLACK EMANUELLE (1975, Severin) Directed by Bitto Albertini, starring Laura Gemser, Karin Schubert, Angelo Infanti, Isabelle Marchall, Gabriele Tinti, Don Powell, and Venantino Venantini.
BLACK EMANUELLE 2 (1976, Severin) Directed by Bitto Albertini, starring Shulamith Lasri aka Sharon Leslie, Angelo Infanti, Don Powell, Percy Hogan, and Dagmar Lassander.
The Sir and The Madame discuss the Fifty Shades trilogy:
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (2015, Universal) Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, starring Dakota Johnson, and Jamie Dornan.
FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017, Universal) Directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Kim Basinger, Jamie Dornan, and Eric Johnson.
FIFTY SHADES FREED (2018, Universal) Directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, and Ma...
The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Walerian Borowczyk:
GOTO: ISLAND OF LOVE (1969, Cult Epics) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Pierre Brasseur, Ligia Branice, Ginette Leclerc, and Jean-Pierre Andréani.
IMMORAL TALES (1974, Arrow Video) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Lisa Danvers, Paloma Picasso, Charlotte Alexandra, Fabrice Luchini, and Florence Bellamy.
THE BEAST (1975, Arrow Video) ...
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