May 4, 2025 • 55 mins
Episode nine of 'Squirrels After Dark' is hosted by Sharon Da Boy’z and features a vibrant and diverse guest lineup. The episode acknowledges the absence of some regular participants like Sprinkles and Jooky due to prior commitments. The cast includes the T-Bone, Pup Titan (also known as J. Rod), Rick Hunter (Spyder-Pup), and special guest Pup Artemis, with Pup Noah and Handler Daniel in the background. The group engages in casual banter, shares jokes, and discusses various topics from housing and financial struggles to investments and their experiences within the pup community. The episode also highlights the tragic events affecting the Filipino community in Vancouver and provides heartfelt condolences. In a candid and uncensored fashion, the participants talk about personal experiences, make lighthearted jokes, and discuss the upcoming events and their involvement within the LGBTQ and pup communities. The discussion wraps up with mentions of mental health awareness, encouraging listeners to seek help if needed.
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Do it now. And welcome to Squirrels After
dark, after hours, uncensored chaos ensues.
Episode 9 we are on and we have got a great cast with us today
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and we're missing some. Sprinkles was unavailable
unavailable for today prior commitments so shout out to
Sprinkles, Silent Peter and the kids.
We miss them. Jukie was here for the main
episode but unfortunately she had plans as well and was not
able to stay for the last. We have a special guest joining
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us and special guests in the background who are silent.
Nom nom nom. So we'll get to the intros.
Starting off the table, we have the sexy T-bone.
T-bone. There he is, we've got the cute
and cuddly pup Titan AKA J Rod, my loving husband and pain in
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the neck spider pup. Rug, rug, rug, rug, rug, rug.
Pain in sometimes too. Sorry, yeah, he is.
Maybe later, hopefully also known as Rick Hunter and our
very special guest. First time on the show, we have
pup Artemis. Hello and welcome joining us.
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Also in the background on the sidelines we've got pup Noah,
who you all remember from previous episodes, and handler
Daniel. Pup Noah's been on Pup Noah's on
the upcoming show. Upcoming show.
Pop Noah's banana. He's on an upcoming episode.
You've. Never been on.
An episode No pop No no pop Noah's coming on an upcoming
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episode. OK, so you all remember him from
the upcoming episode? Nom nom nom.
Wow, we. Do have two mics, Just saying.
I'm just saying. So if anybody would, did you get
a nice picture? I handle Daniel of all of us
looking at you, not looking at me, just doing your thing.
But profile. Well, everybody, everybody take
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a look for a top to everybody. All the pups never look over.
And I forgot about I forgot about the ghost who likes to
scare us from under the table Spaz who is currently sleeping
on Jukie's chair. Everybody's smile for pup
Daniel. Pup, Daniel.
Handler, Daniel. Daniel, Daniel.
Sorry, my bad. I.
Don't know why I'm doing, I'm doing.
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I'm doing like that. Peace, Daniel.
Daddy. How did that picture turn out,
Daniel? Good one.
Leave him like this. Is that's where.
That's where. Headwind's gonna go the pause,
right? OK, the pause.
All right, I'm gonna take my hood off because.
Now is the time I didn't have myglasses on.
We're on a podcast and we actually.
There you are. I know.
Welcome back. Thank you very much.
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Welcome to the show, Rick Hunter.
Thank you. Yeah, take your picture, buddy.
I'm. I'm taking pictures.
Good, good. Taking pictures.
This this episode is recorded and brought to you from the.
Now. Traditional and unseated
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations, and we thank you
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for allowing us to be here. Thank you.
Heartfelt shout outs to all those involved and best wishes
and prayers to the entire Filipino community for the
tragic events that recently happened in the City of
Vancouver. Yesterday, Saturday, the 20,
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whatever it was 20. What was it yesterday 20?
26 Thank you the. Tragic event happened in the
Filipino community at a an eventand.
Hearts are heavy. Hearts.
Hearts are definitely heavy. We have last.
Last reported was 11 lost. Yeah, with several others
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injured. 20 plus. Yeah, so shout out to them and
our prayers are with them all. And condolences to the families.
Hoods off. No.
No, it's just I was there for a pitcher.
For a pitcher, OK, no, I might have a dad joke actually.
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Do you? I might, I might, I might.
Those of you that know my show, we have no like kind of course
or anything. We just do what we do and yeah,
we bullshit. Oh yeah, by the way, we're not
for safe for work. Don't do it because we say stuff
like fuck sex and shit. Motherfucker.
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And. Booty.
I still try booty. I still do the same thing.
It's always important to remind everybody, because I still am
the creator of the episodes, to make sure that we are still very
well aware, to not talk over because we enjoy our guest, to
actually hear the voice of all of our participants.
No, no, no. And those of you that are
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wondering, yes pup Artemis really enjoys the booty.
Very much booty the booty. I love some.
Booty. He's also a Dom pup.
What? Assertive Pup.
Interesting. T-bone and Artemis have a
special connection, a slight touch of the ADHD.
Or a big. Touch one of the two.
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Depending on where we're touching.
Squirrel. There's squirrels in my pants.
What's coming with me when you jump like that, SIMP?
Squirrels in my pants. Hope that I hope that got picked
up. For context, someone said
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Squirrel and it made me think ofPhineas and Ferb.
An episode where they sing about.
Well the song is called SIMP. Feel free to look it up after.
OK, cool. All righty.
What he said. Too many fish puns on that one.
Too many what? So there was no hook.
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Even Noah's. Laughing.
Noah's giggling. Wow.
I can hear Noah giggling, cackling over there, that's
where. That's cool.
Thank you. No, I appreciate you so.
Much I wish I saved that. I wish I saved that Braille,
dad. You countered there.
That was a counter. That that was a total counter
dad joke that was. Good, so.
So I do have a joke. Thank you.
I appreciate. That I do.
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I do have a good Riddle. So one time a snail you got
countered. There was a snail and he he
tended to race and he had a big S like Superman on the front of
his car and like the sides and, you know, the back and his
friends went oh, why, why are you all like?
But why do you have all these like s S, right?
And he's like, oh, so the next time I race, everyone go, hey,
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look at that escargot. Wow, heard that one before.
You know what I mean? It's not every day that you can
think of a joke on the dime. I can't.
I'm I'm terrible at. Oh.
The only joke that I know and can think of would be some
people, but I prefer not to mention names.
Thank. You see, that was funny.
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I think I got one. Do you?
Maybe, maybe. I think I got one.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. Where do pirates buy their
hooks? At the yard sale.
That's actually not that bad. That's actually pretty good.
The. Garage I don't.
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Know No, no, I was going to say the second hand store.
That's funny. I got laughs in the background.
I will accept that I got laughs in the background.
I will accept that as funny as hell.
OK, so. Role play funny business sign
slogans. The landscaping company near my
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work usually puts up a funny sign.
Their current sign is actually quite sad and pathetic.
Just like some few. People, it says.
I thought growing old would takelonger.
That was it. I was like.
That should be that should be atthe front of a Funeral Home, I
swear. It's, it's really sad.
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I mean, there's a, there's a, well.
That's bad. That's awful.
That's not even. Right.
You're getting old. That's funny.
No, it's sad. There's there's a a company down
in Delta. What the hell is it?
National Tire Warehouse? And it's funny because on on one
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side of their sign, it's like feeling old and bald or old and
bald retire here. Oh, nice.
And then on the other side, it'sgreat.
It's because it's like it's likeinvest in real estate.
Wow, I got to give it to. Them, I feel like they're trying
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to like speak to the same market, right, the same age
range. Good for them.
Because actually, let's admit people my age, how, how are we
going to afford anything? Y'all can't even you don't even
think about tires. Nowadays, Daniel was even
talking to me a few days ago. He's like, yeah, a lot of people
your age, I don't even know how to like.
They don't really see a future in terms of housing.
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Well, we, I'm, we're in our 50s.We, we're not, we don't see a
we're not. But like where we are right now,
we're happy where we are and we're lucky where we are.
What, what we pay for. I've never.
OK, hold on. But this price has been like
decent like as in good because you guys got it early as well.
We did, even as a. Renter.
We were blessed yeah. Even though like people my age
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would just start renting and that's like.
You're fucked. Over.
Yeah, yeah, a single mom who? To summit up.
Y'all are fucked. Then it's like frig how do we do
this? Which is like if our current if
our current roommate ever moves out, you know you can always
rent our room for a like a what he prints.
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Like a toonie times 500 * 500. What's your rent E bone?
You're using 500? We actually we're pretty good.
I mean, I'm pretty. Good times 500.
God, yeah, a loony times 5. 100 Roommate only pays 1075 for
access to this entire house. Yeah, for all utilities,
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everything included. Included 175?
Really. 1075. 1005, that's good.That's average.
That's really good, actually, yeah.
No shit for I just drive an entire house, yeah.
Yeah. I mean he I had to move out
though. He just has to buy his own
groceries. That's.
It everything else. Is broke and research is hard to
find here man. For me, I'm paying 525 right
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now. I'm paying $0.00 currently.
For, well are. You in a house?
Yeah, no, I'm in the house, so I'm, well, I've got a roommate.
How many? How many significant figures?
What do you mean what? How many significant digits are
in that number? For rent each month, Yeah, I.
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Don't follow either. I'll put it in scientific
notation. I'm paying 525.
OK. A month for a room?
For a room, Basically, yeah. Yeah.
Not bad. The only utilities.
Yeah, all that's included. You are definitely renting off
somebody who owns their propertyand they're just looking for a
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little side side cash. I mean, my parents have two
apartments downtown like your Davey.
But keep in mind, I'm actually trying to get out of, yeah, that
current housing that. Prepare to expect to pay minimum
double. That for the.
Same thing that you have. I'm seriously the only.
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Because I know my personally like 2000.
The only thing that I have to pay for like I guess you would
call bills, is my phone and credit card.
Those are fun, yeah. Just don't.
I don't own a car because I don't, I don't trust myself to
own A10 vehicle, a vehicle that is capable.
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Of running a more expensive. No offense.
It's way more expensive too. Like to like you have to make
keep it maintained. You have to, Yep, buy gas.
That has to be part of the equation.
And you're very tall too, so it's not like he could get a
tiny tiny little. No.
Sub compact super fuel efficientvehicle because I barely fit in
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those motherfuckers. Yeah, I mean, homie Candy 62 in
a compact, no slacks. My my mom, her my mom's friend,
she owns a Mini Cooper and I andI fit in that.
All right, so they're they've gotten better with their space
because my my first vehicle was an 85 Chev Chevette.
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Girl what? How's your savings game?
And I'm, I'm 510 and I felt maxed out for space in that
thing. Maxed out, yeah.
But also I have investments for.Invested in sex toys?
No. That probably would have been a
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good investment to get. Into no, no, I have.
I have no teacup tonight. I've been investments.
Damn. No, no.
Did he cancel? No, no, he didn't cancel.
He's he was coming back and he was getting in late.
He's he won't even be into he we.
Don't know I've I pay a certain amount each month for my
investment and then it grows from that nice.
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So like but it also like I put in some of cuz I've I've I've
dealt with I had a motorcycle injury back when I was younger.
Back in the old days. Not that long ago.
It's actually, it's actually, it's actually not that long ago.
So I was under, I was under 18. I had to deal with ICBC.
Thank God I had a lawyer. Side note, get a lawyer just for
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anything. It's just, it doesn't.
Matter nowadays, no fault insurance sucks, yeah.
You. Can't sue the other person
anymore. So had to deal with a lawyer
with ICBC, got a fair chunk of change out of it.
And very, no, very, it's a very good chunk of change out of
ICBC. And yeah, they, my parents kind
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of drilled into my head growing up.
Save your money, Invest in something.
Think about your future, becauseyou're not always going to be
able to work. Yeah.
And then with with the injury that I have now because of my
because of the motorcycle accident, I couldn't do certain
jobs. So I'm thankful for the job that
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I have now. And it's it's a little, it's
physically demanding, but it's not too physically on my knee.
So, but at the end of the day, I'm happy I have a job.
I got a roof over my head. I have money that I can buy
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food. Alexander Keith with.
Yes. And so you should be.
Yeah, same thing with my podcast.
A lot of our people at my work, they bitch about the work when
I'm like, they had an announcement from our owner two
weeks ago and he actually went out and had an entire meeting in
front of the entire staff and sent out an e-mail and said,
hey, we weathered through COVID.Yeah, and in so did.
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So did so did, so did our my thecompany I work for.
Exactly. So 40 some odd years are
celebrating their 45th year in operation and in 45 years they
have never laid off 1 employee and they have dealt through the
whole COVID, not one person. And they said we started,
obviously sales are going to be down, funds are going to be down
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with the tariffs, blah blah blah.
But we never laid off once then and we have no intention of
doing it now. You have a job, you have a roof
over your head and we will continue to make sure you all
have employment. So you know what, ye fucking ha,
that's an amazing thing. I'm happy with that.
As I'm, as I'm scrolling throughall my socials and I'm looking
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through different, you know, I'mlooking through the comments,
yeah. And I'm thinking like, if you
got a good job, you got a roof over your head and you've got
money to pay for groceries and food to put in your fridge.
Dude, we're doing pretty God damn.
You're, you're pretty, you're doing good.
I mean, compared to most people.You can buy a puppy hood.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So far the only the only bills
that I have to worry about is rent, phone bill and my credit
card. The only bill I have to worry
about is electromagnetism. Booyah.
You are such a fucking chemist it.
Only is by nature you are. Such a chemist.
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Have you a? Chemist or a nerd?
Don't believe, Don't believe me too much.
I'll come. Oh God, such a nerd.
Wait, do you have? Do you do you have that T-shirt
that says? We can make it.
I can make them, you know that. You realize?
Respectfully Spider, I think I think we should make some aid
for me and for Ganymede. We have a new spray bottle for
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Ganymede. I specifically I didn't.
Hear that story? I went and bought a one liter
bottle, a squirt bottle specifically for Ganymede.
When he comes here. One liter holds one liter of
water, so I could squirt him when he comes over here because
he's such a bad boy. You never heard that story?
I need context. I need.
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Spider obviously you're not aware of that through.
So anyway, we were here. We were having one of our epic
parties, a birthday party. It was my birthday party.
Thank you. Wait, is that when I thank you?
Daniel? Wait, wait, wait.
Is that when I when I cuddled with you?
Daniel, you're a great kisser. Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah. I got that a lot.
So anyways so. Daniel said J Rod is a great
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kisser. I think which I.
Can confirm. He has a good tester.
He's an amazing tonsil hockey. He's a tonsil hockey
professional. Tonsil hockey.
Oh yeah, he's a pro. Yeah, I can't wait for the.
Get someone, they have tonsil stones.
No, no, get a few drinks from me.
He's, well, no, not PJS. Oh yeah.
Shout out to PJS by the way. Shout out to PJS for supporting
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not only the other, but the pub,community, everything.
Everything. And all the other communities
within the local area. Yes, without them, we.
I don't think I would have met Spider and I want to say thank
you. Thanks sweetie.
Yeah, they're we've made we probably we've got some for pump
jacks. It is.
It's an amazing community. I mean, that's how we met that.
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I've already had a few drinks with me, so I'm down.
I'm down for some time. I'm down for.
Some time I need some handshake.It's been.
Is that why you need to leave after work?
Oh no, wait, you told me this. Yes.
So I found out the reason why hewasn't going to stay for the
episode. I might stay for the episode.
He needed to get home in time towatch the playoff hockey games.
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That's. Fair I.
If that's your thing, there's something wrong with that you
love. I mean it's.
A once a year thing, I get it. Yes, go Oilers.
I told you, you never, did you didn't you never.
We will bug you, but you know you never need to explain
yourself. Yeah, I know we bug, you know
it's like it's with it's I know it's just you buggy some some
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individuals. We are only allowed to cheer for
the Canucks on the podcast when they're in the playoffs.
If not, it's the Oilers. We bug you because you're family
and we love you and we can't. I love you guys too.
But you never, you know, you never have to actually say it.
I know. It doesn't require.
I'm really so resent resistant telling us that you had to go
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home for the playoff game. I don't know, growing like
growing up, I just. You never miss.
Anything. No, it's just like growing like
growing up. Like it's just some, for me
personally, it's just internallysomething that I prefer not to
say because then I get the then I get the fucking third degree
from everybody. Why?
We just know like growing, like growing up.
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I got the third degree if I got other people.
Yeah, with other people, we're only going to give you a third
degree, depending on the team you're cheering for.
I'll only give. You a third degree if you like,
get fire. Not gonna stop.
You say it like it is. We love you today.
I ain't fucked. There you go.
If if you're going to cheer for the Maple Leafs.
No offense, Jen. I will go.
We will not let you leave early,you will miss the start of that
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game gladly. Go Sports.
Anyway. Go.
Regardless, I think we all stillcare about.
You fuck. Are you excited?
By the way, Jared, are you excited for this year's Pride
Parade? Super.
Excited. I can't wait.
To have this finally got my hood.
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Yeah, let's go. I'm gonna I'm gonna wear it as
soon as I get to as soon as I get to my let me see you sort of
sort of spot. Can I Can I see you being drippy
with the hood? The what?
Can I see you being drippy with the hood?
Where's your spot? And it's just just one question
at a time behind, you know? Behind you know where he usually
gets railed. Focus.
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I don't. Have I've been railed before?
PJS opened in December of 2000, so they are 25 years old. 24
years old. Thank you Dan. 24 1/4 years old.
So P JS has been around for a lot of years.
Oh my God, it's a cute puppy. He's world domination puppy.
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Have you not seen the look? He always look.
You trying to dominate the world?
He always does look at the look.Every picture I take him with me
looks like a world domination. Looks like he looks like a puppy
who needs cuddles and hugs and looks like a very good boy.
Which is fair, because he's a submissive little bitch.
Looks submissive and breathable.This is.
Coming same, same aren't. You a sub?
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He totally is a. Not as much.
Totally Dom too, though. I don't know.
You're a sassy. Queen.
There's, there's, there's been some.
There's a good sassy queen this.Is Christ there?
I don't know. I've been told I'm a dominant.
I think you are a dominant. I mean Titan can confirm
there's. Been some dominating.
I don't know if I should say this or not, but I've been
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dominated. I've taken at least two people
that are currently at this tableright now, Rick and I.
Why hide it? Well, there's, we've both railed
him. Well, Artemis.
Now the question is at the same time.
No, no, no. Damn it, you actually like
Eiffel Tower him? No, actually the the time that
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Rick topped was the only Titan. I don't even think I was here.
Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were.
Yeah, you were here. I wasn't upstairs.
No, I'm pretty sure you were in the hot tub with.
Oh, I was getting my own funky on.
Probably yeah, you. I'm sure yeah, it was.
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Oh fuck. I but I think I don't even
remember his name. He's.
Probably with Ron. I'm.
Probably saying I don't know. If I was gay and got.
I think I might have. Topped you after you, you were
saying? I wouldn't.
That morning lower back problemsprobably.
Because it literally was my glutes that went.
So shout out. To the gates.
I will massage that out anytime you want.
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I will say this, the first time I've seen my my I did not walk
straight. What were you saying, T Rod?
So the first time I got topped was good.
It was really good. I didn't not.
And then that's spiritually really good.
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Like spiritual cleansing? Good.
Do you remember? Who took your cherry?
Yes, OK, yeah, No, no, no, I do keep in mind a few beers were
consumed beforehand. Well, at both times.
Well, but I mean could not when it's your.
First time I. Swear to God, I could not walk
the I could not walk for about aday and 1/2 after Facebook.
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Facebook, Yeah. Daddy's home.
No, I shit you not, I cannot walk straight for the.
By the way, Noah, take note of the conversation before you
arrive on the podcast. I will say this, if my mom is
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listening, I'm sorry. But you know what?
Fucking I'm not sorry, no. This.
This. I took a Dick up the ass.
You thought of me, Mom. I did what you don't like.
No, no, no. At this point, it's if Mom's
listening. Hey, glad you're back.
I still can't wait. Love you mom.
I can't still. Wait to love you, mom.
I can't wait to meet your mom still.
No, no, it's I love you, mom. I hope you know I'm a gay dog on
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the Internet. Work.
Work. Right, exactly right.
Bye. Be fair, Bye, bye, bye.
Bye. Sorry, bisexual.
By Dog Anita. That is important.
I'm a gay. I yell that out when I'm leaving
someplace. I'm like bye.
Announce A sexuality as you leave.
I know Daniel has met both of myparents.
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Not really. Daniel's met both.
Hey, how'd that go over? Wait, I've.
Let's say it. OK, no, I have.
No, I've played. I've played.
I've played tonsil hockey with Daniel before, haven't I?
No tonsil hockey. That's such a gay response.
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Fucking when was that? That must have been like.
Boring. Probably Rick.
Yeah, yeah, your birthday, Rick.You slept downstairs and the air
managers that like. Oh yeah.
He ended up on the concrete floor.
They deflated. Oh yeah, I remember.
Maybe they played too rough or. Something so so for those.
I specifically said no funny business, I'm hammered as fuck.
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No funny business. No, but that's that isn't funny
just sex being a funny word is funny.
So sex is a funny word. I.
True. I remember specifically saying
no funny business you did. You don't wanna.
You don't wanna and Daniel respected.
That, yes. Thank you, Dan.
Which is why he's a handler. That's that's that's why he
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slept downstairs and not in the bed with us.
You were saying, Daniel, I said,I did ask what he meant by that.
Yes. And he goes.
Well, it's. Because of condom?
Did I actually fucking say that?It's oh shit.
So Daniel said fuck. Daniel asked what he meant by
it, and his response was it's because I have a condom.
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That's. Awesome, I guess my mom actually
got through to me. Oh, there you go.
Good. Boy good.
Boy, you get special hugs. No special hugs of booty
squishes. No, I prefer the tonsil hockey.
We you know what? That's more.
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Of a Daniel Geard thing. And I, I love it because
everyone at this table, everyonein the room, Noah, Daniel, all
of us that are here, we all knoweach other.
We all like Dick. Except T-bone, yeah.
I like using my Dick. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I know Dick to like getting used by Dick.
I would be open to a strap on one day with the right girl.
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See with the right girl. See, I mean with the strap on
it's like it's. Got to be the right connection.
It's interesting because you could also have like huge
fucking toys on those. So like, I know they are, you
know? The.
Is this the behind? The toys.
Though is this the first time T-bone's been here when it's
just been nothing but? No, we've had Sausage Party
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episodes before. Oh OK, wait, we're whipping our
Dicks out. What's going?
On well, this is the. This is actually the.
This will be the third one. We've had two.
Episodes This is the Sausage episode 3 point O.
Yeah, this is 3 point O Sausage Party 3 point O, No female cast
member. So it's like Sausage Party 3
point O. So we've had two, but.
It's, it's not the, it's not thefirst time where T-bone's been
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here where he's the only straight person.
Wait, we had one other third thing. 1/3 wheel.
I'm really bad with names, I love them.
But it's OK. I'm also bad with names, yeah.
I think this is the first time where.
If it makes you feel any better,T-bone.
I'm so bad with names. That's why I call them.
That's helm. Helm is Helm is Helm is but he
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but he's he's a pup too. He's a sailboats is.
That his pup name. Yeah, Pup Helm.
Yeah, Pup Helm is owns a sailboat.
So this is the first time that it's been T-bone being the only
straight guy. No, it's not.
No, it's not what you gonna say every time we have my.
Question. Every time we have a Sausage
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Party T-bone is when have we ever had another straight cast
member or guest on other than T-bone?
Who's on? He was actually part of our
cast, you know, and the actual regional coast.
Well, that's a you question. There is nobody.
I'm not going to remember that shit well.
No, it's, it's, it's since we'vebegun, we have talked about
having other guests, but typically because we've
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discussed it being in the pub community and in the LGBTQ
community, most of our guests are typically from that
community because we don't bringpeople in for Marcos.
Like I know myself, like I said,I work in my company.
I'm not going to bring one the only person.
I'm not going to lie, in all honesty, I think if we had
another straight guy in here, it'd probably be awkward.
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You know what, I want to bring Russell on.
I think Russell will come on thepodcast.
I think Russell from my work, he's such a great guy and he's
such A and Russell straight. I mean, he's been to a bunch of
the the the parties and he's hadso much fun and he enjoys coming
over. Russell would actually come on
the podcast. He's a really nice, he's a total
(30:19):
gamer, great guy. I think I can convince Russell
to come on the show because he'scome on.
He's been, he came to the party the one time he's been to three
parties and he just loves the energy of the entire place.
That was such a random the firsttime he came over too.
Well, I've known him for years. I mean, I've been, I think
we've. Both known him.
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I ran into at the strip club. No, no.
But like, I've known Russell fora long time and he's an amazing
person and I've known him for years and he just eventually I
finally convinced him to come over and we had the, he came
over and he had such an amazing time because he's, he's got a
great heart and he loved it. And he's been over to three
parties afterwards. He's automatically, he's coming
(31:00):
to the, the, the mail on weekendparty.
And he, he's just a great guy. And I think actually I think
he'd be on the show because we, he, we know we don't mention
the, the, our workplace. No, we don't promote it, no.
Company names. No company names, so he gets to
be himself. Everybody knows that he does his
yard thing for a trailer company.
I do my truck driving thing. Everybody knows you do your
(31:22):
elevator thing, but no company names.
Wait. Go ahead, dude.
Rick, did you send me a patio? Yes, the patio invite party.
Patio party. Yes, I sent the link.
When is cuz I haven't had a chance to look.
At it May 17th long weekend. That's the big patio opening
party May 17th, the Saturday May17th or something.
Davies. Alike what's that?
That's one I I wouldn't show youif you I typically don't send
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them because I know you're so busy.
I didn't get a chance to look atit.
When is it as he pulls out his phone to put the date in instead
of just opening it up and looking at the invite?
I wasn't sure if you were going to be interested.
I I know you're always the. Gay community don't call fucking
pineapple on me now. Us it's it's Jukey and of the
pub, it's the pub community, it's our friends.
What? What date is that fall on?
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It is on Saturday, May. Saturday.
Yeah. Saturday dude, I I have to put
my assistant. Would you like me to send you
the link if you? Don't mind.
Thank you. If you do not want to come or
you cannot make it, I mean it's the me long weekend we've.
You don't need to stay for the whole night either, even if you
just pop by and have a coffee and run here.
It's here. It's here.
Oh. It's it's our, it's our back
(32:27):
Patty opening. Party.
You know what else here? Yeah.
I could stop by for an hour or whatever.
Yeah. You know what?
Else so I was saying it's true. If you cannot make it, there's a
lot of people that are going outon May long weekend because it
is a May long weekend. A lot of people cannot make it
because you're going out. Of the May long weekend is not
that weekend. It is May 17th.
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Eighteen 19th is the May long weekend.
May 19th is Victoria Day. Yeah.
And you said we're doing it on the 10th. 17th, 17th.
Boy. Why are?
Because the 11th is Mother's Day.
It's the IT was supposed to be the 10th Burwell a non podcast
(33:11):
weekend for the patio party. What?
Not going May 17th, May 17th, May 8th.
We'll, we'll see. May 18th?
No, because. It's happening whenever it's
happening. I don't know you.
You realize that May 18th is nota podcast weekend because?
I'm the. Week after, guys.
Yes, thank you. You're the 25th. 25th is Pop
(33:32):
Noah. What is going on Me?
Thank you, Pop. Noah's 25th.
Baby so like. You know what my problem is?
I'm looking at J Rod's calendar,and his paydays are opposite our
paydays. Yeah.
I'm looking at our podcast. That's funny.
We're paid on the second, right?You guys are on a bi, You guys
(33:55):
are on a bi weekly. Yeah, we're on bi weekly, but
you're. So our paydays are going to be
what, the two, the 16 and the 30?
Yeah. You're paid 3 times this month,
yes, Yeah. So that works out better.
For somebody so I see his paydayand I don't know until August
our payday and our payday is nonpayday or non podcast weekends.
(34:18):
You realize I I do what I do because I'm a great organizer
like I did. This is all pre organized.
I can't be there. I have to wash my hair.
All right. So this 17th, thank you, 19th.
Correct, Rick? Yes.
Would it be fair if? I go, what's that?
I'm going camping. For advice blue, it would be
(34:39):
fair if I wanted. To so May 17th Is the patio
opening party a May long weekend?
It is a non podcast weekend which is why it's happening when
it's happening. Can I?
Bring my toys. Sure.
I'll bring my biggest dildo, like the solid like this big
that I got little sister. Challenge accepted.
And then I'm gonna see if Spideycan take it.
(34:59):
No. Yep.
He's not gonna be able to. Sorry question when is I'm like
pencil Dick and he has this trouble taking me so he ain't
taking that. Please go ahead.
J Rod, you had a question work. Work.
When is the next pup social? May 2nd.
That is the May 2nd. May 2nd is the one that I am
(35:20):
running all right. And Daniel's running what I've
heard. I are you.
Renting it, I'm running it. Not just me.
I can't run it without everyone else.
It's not just A1. Person so it's May, so it's May
2nd. May 2nd I will be the first one
attending and and kind of organizing it and being there.
We missed an opportunity with all the volunteers because
(35:42):
without me and all the volunteers and being all the
door staff. We missed, we missed an
opportunity. It should have been the 4th.
That's a Sunday. We can't do that.
No, we can't do that. No, May 4th, you can't do that.
You can't do that. I know.
And not only that, we've got. Plans for May 4th.
Is it cuz? It's Star Wars Day, yeah.
We're going to the. We're going to the Liberal.
(36:03):
We're. Going to a Mexican restaurant to
celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Fuck is.
That all right. So if Rick pup social May 2nd,
yes correct. I'll be all right.
Tank has asked me because Tank is doing the Dacos XL.
I will be there. It's the first time I've been
back. Me, myself, Daniel.
We'll be there. I will be there.
(36:23):
I will be there. I'll be a puppy, but I'll be.
There yay. So we'll all be there together.
I. Also, ask a certain pup that
I've been in communications withif he wants to come to the patio
party. Why not?
If not? I mean who?
It's up to him if he want, if he, if this individual wants to.
(36:47):
The invite's there. Yeah, I will ask.
I will ask him. Good at the pub social.
It's who? Who?
Vox already has. Him, he would prefer, he would
prefer not to say, and that's completely fine.
That's it. That's in private, so please
feel free. Yep.
You know, the invite's there. By all means.
The podcast is very specific. If you don't want to pronounce
(37:08):
it on the Internet, by all means, 100%.
So yeah, the invite's open. You know our doors open.
I'll ask the individual absolutely may the 2nd see if
you see if they want to come sure, if not a. 100% the
welcome. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
I mean, everyone is welcome to our place, except he who shall
not be named Trudeau and Trudeau.
(37:30):
What about what about? Like what about definitely get
ready with me guys. OK.
OK, what about, like Drake? He's not allowed, right?
Yeah, fuck Drake. I mean maybe after.
Probably strike a chord. It's probably a minor.
(37:51):
Thanks, Noah. I'll pass on Kendrick Lamar too
though. Agree.
Sorry. He's OK.
OK, maybe not everyone for the baby oil.
OK. And he did He he did.
He's not. Allowed.
Obviously that's a different. That's a different type of
story. He who shall not be named is
definitely not welcomed. Does it?
No, I would welcome Voldemort over He who shall not be named.
(38:13):
Is it home? Think about starts with an S,
Yeah? Who?
Who's that? Starts with an S he who shall
not be named. The Pups Who shall not be named.
He has his own nickname, You know that, right?
Yeah. You know who we're talking
about. We don't mention his name
because that's not him, but it has.
Not welcome. It has his name.
You know what else is not welcome in this House?
He bad vibes. Absolutely the whole point.
(38:36):
Oh God, if he shows up here I will be more than happy to.
Could I slap the fuck right out of that white boy right back to
the freaking Mayflower He. Came over on.
You'll slap him so hard that, like the paleness in his skin
will leave his body, You'll slaphim out.
Because of the alibi, nothing happened.
(38:58):
If he shows up, would I be allowed to like, you know, use
my karate skills like my black belt?
Oh, feel free. Oh, maybe like we just tie him
to the bed and like no, leave him there for hours.
No, that wouldn't. He wouldn't get that far, no.
I'll just, I'll just. Time It'll be out in the.
Woods. I mean, we might hog tie him up
dangling from the rafters in thebasement, use him as a pinata.
(39:22):
With her arms like just. No, no, no, we will straight up
be using bats. I got a Louisville Slugger that
needs a little red tinge. To it say it.
No, please don't be mean. Well, he earned it.
We could say it's breaking in then.
He made you cry at a public place.
(39:42):
I've been trying to make you cryfor 17 years.
And still a Dick in the ass won't do.
It enough said. Yeah, yeah, it was enough.
He only had to say a couple words, and this one started
crying at the bar. Do you have any idea how fucking
pissed off I was? I was.
I was. Killed one time.
I was ready to UN alive this man.
(40:03):
The the trick to. Anger.
Don't piss off a native. Or a German.
Or prescribes coming for your ass.
Well, I mean, he doesn't have one to begin with.
Which is true He's. I don't know man, a book has
more curvature than him. I'm German.
(40:24):
Oh yeah. I mean.
Don't put a. German.
Sorry J Rod's face was priceless.
We have anger issues, it's known.
Talk to my dad. Yeah, talk to my dad.
Homie's got anger issues, he getmad.
I don't drink anything. So on on that wonderful weird
note, we'll just move away from that topic.
So happened there. What is everyone's opinion on
(40:48):
the new hit single? If you like it, then you should
have put a ring on it. That's been, that was.
Shut stuff. Yeah, I know.
Wait, what? No new hit single.
I was trying to like new hit wait single what?
What new to? Him.
It's because it always. Says it's new to him with.
People. So if you like it, then you
(41:10):
should put a ring on it. Did you?
Clearly, that's why we nobody. Rihanna Is this the first time
you've heard this song? No.
Like recently no. Thank God, but to be fair I did
hear Disturbia for the first time like in college.
I'm done with this if it makes you know what.
You're done. You're.
Done. You're done.
How? About we we actually met.
(41:32):
We were listening to a bunch of music today and hubby listen to
an amazing song and no no. No.
OK so I was watching Facebook reels and one of the Facebook
reels popped up had this song onto it that I was just like fuck
you Tyson shit that's a dollar asshole mocking me.
(41:57):
No, I was celebrating. I was practicing my.
What, you're gay wrist? Oh, so my favorite thing?
Gays. Gays are good at that too.
Cognitively, you should jerk offyour partner with the other hand
once in a while. Just saying.
That's good. Cognitively, you should jerk off
yourself with the other hand every now and then too.
(42:18):
That's true, it feels weird. That's why it feels weird.
No, no, no. It's the Mistress, even.
Then. No, no no.
Use your non dominant hand. Oh that's what I normally do
forever, but I really have to goback to my dominant hand and it
feels weird. Yeah, no, that's the mistress
feels. Good.
(42:38):
Which is why it feels good is because it feels weird.
It's a mistress. Oh yeah, it's the Mistress,
Yeah. She's good to me.
Pamela Henderson and Angelina Jolie.
Oh, yeah. Stroke it.
Stroke it, Yeah. So these are some of the songs.
If you like, can. I get a whole yeah, Oh yeah.
(43:00):
So yeah. Yeah, Daddy.
So back to that I was scrolling through Facebook TikTok or
Facebook reals TikTok and one ofthe reels came up and it played
this song and I listened to it and I was like OK so spider I
need you to Shazam this song forme so I can listen to the full
song. The artist is.
(43:24):
Actually, the artist that I listen to, it's a biscuit beats,
biscuit beats, biscuit beats. OK, who is apparently a a
country singer who likes to specialize in gay country songs.
They're great. Gay.
That's pretty gay bro. Gay No, it's, it's fantastic.
(43:48):
She got a little work done there, but it's great because
he's the second artist that I'vecome across who does gay country
songs. So the first episode before I've
continued. So yes.
So the name, so the name of the song we get to.
So I if anybody knew Spotify, not only does the first song
come up, but then it kind of give you suggestive songs.
(44:10):
So the name of this song by Biscuit Beats is I Ain't gay.
I'll play it for after the podcast is great.
So the second song that I listened that was also as funny,
it was called Fishing at the River and I assure you similar
thing. Then I found another song they
made by his called Balls Deep inMe.
(44:34):
Then the other one after that, it was actually there was a
different artist called Larry Bob called Betrayed by the
Sausage. Sounds like sounds like my last
Friday. Night.
Yep, the next one after that by Biscuit Beats is Easter Sunday.
Then there is Mon Paws Only fans.
(44:56):
That was a. Then there is.
My mind paw. I have an only fan.
Oh yeah, and then there's big old Dick and jerking off.
That's what I have discovered. And they're.
Big old Dick. They are all fantastically funny
songs. I'll play a couple afterwards.
So is by gold Dick? Is that all by biscuit beats?
There's 90% of them are by Biscuit beat.
(45:16):
By a penis? Yeah.
By biscuit beats. Big Old Dick is by Diff Bastry.
Most of them like Ma PA Only Fans is by Larry Bob, but the
rest of them were all like biscuit beats.
OK so the other artists that I discovered who does country gay
songs is. Not.
(45:37):
Not country. These are all country gay songs
dude the fucks like. It's yeah.
No, it's Dixon Dallas. OK.
What? What?
What's? The.
Black guy Lil. Is it?
Yeah, I know the guy on the Old Town Rd.
Yeah, yeah, with. I can't.
I don't know. I can't hear you.
The guy you have your. Headphones.
(45:58):
Off I know the guy who did Old Town Rd.
With Billy With Billy Ray Cyrus.Bill, that's true.
Little lost sex, yeah. Isn't he a rapper?
Not everyone with little in their name is a rapper, dude.
Yeah, honestly. Get up with the times.
Yeah, seriously. For real.
Like did he not start out in rapor that some sort of genre?
(46:24):
Oh yeah, I don't know for. Sure.
Am I stupid on this? I I I can't hear AT bone.
I'm bored. T-bone.
So why are we having your headphones?
You can hear each other when you're talking.
Dixon Dallas is another artist who does country song or gay
themed country songs. Fantastic artist.
(46:45):
I absolutely love listening to his music.
It's great. Tyson or T-bone never wears the
headphones. I'm well aware of that.
Never. He's just, he just knows.
No, he doesn't. We always say to him like, stick
your ass back in the head in themicrophone.
Go well with the head, he. Does usually pretty good, it's
(47:06):
just when he's like doing stuff on the sideline where he
squirrels out I'll. Check in the sunset time.
Sunset time. What you like, Something you
kind of need when you're riding in the bike?
10:00 now well. Probably more than just a bike.
820 apparently you get 20 minutes per day in the morning,
2 minutes in the morning, 2 minutes at the end of the day.
Per day it goes. I heard it's three.
(47:27):
OK. That's good.
Then wait, what? What's 2 minutes somewhere?
Every every day. So right now it says 8/28/23.
Yeah, tomorrow it will be 820-5820. 7 onwards, yeah, it's
it's like 2 1/2 minutes or something like that.
So tomorrow might be 826 probably.
It's 4 total for for your morning and four. 20I.
(47:50):
Heard 6/4. So oh, I no, I actually.
All I know is the year is 365 and a quarter days, which is why
every four years we have a sleepyear day, OK.
Cool. I met I met a customer that came
(48:12):
in the other day that was just as passionate about the curse of
Oak Island as I was. And what is?
That the curse of Oak Island is something I've been following
for 10 years. It's it has been.
Fucking find something already, Jesus.
So they actually him and his wife had plans to go to vacation
(48:32):
in the US, but they cancel theirvacation be, you know, obviously
due the reasons and there are now vacation plans are going to
they're. Going to Nova Scotia.
To go to see Cursive Oak Island,they're going to the Oak Island
Museum and going to visit Cursive Oak.
Island. So what?
What is the whole premise with that?
It is an island just off the coast of Nova.
(48:53):
Scotia enough time in this episode.
And what it is, is that two brothers had a passion for it.
Years ago, they discovered a they were supposed to be an
amazing treasure that was deposited.
And treasure seekers have been on this island for the past like
30, 30 years looking for this thing and the two most current
(49:15):
brothers, they've got a winery, they've got a lot of more
financing and they've been looking for it for 10 years and
they're looking for this amazingtreasure.
And in 10 years they have found so many amazing things.
Like they've found a cross that was linked to the Roman
Catholics to the I was going to say, what's the, the amazing the
church like they think a Viking stuff all over it.
(49:38):
They've like they found last week, they found pottery buried
135 feet underground from the Roman era.
Holy shit. Like why is there a pottery from
like literally pottery from 135 feet buried in the ground?
What? How does that work?
Exactly. Well, I mean, have you ever
heard of the? It's not the the point of
(50:01):
looking for the treasure, it's the fact that they're trying to
undiscover a history of them. Like there's no reason why Roman
pottery is discovered 135 feet in an island off the coast of of
Nova Scotia. They have found stuff that
directly ties it to the Knights Templar.
The cross was a nice temple. They've got a Roman like.
(50:21):
They have found stuff on the island that predate the Knights
Templar before they even existed.
So it's just an amazing history of what they'll and they find it
throughout the entire history. They found buttons through the
colonial area still. Can't find the treasure?
No, the treasure was supposed tobe apparently buried.
It's a huge thing. I'm a when I my love of what's
(50:44):
why have the metal detector, which is why, you know, hubby
bought me a metal detector. My metal detecting became an
obsession because of it, becauseI just wanted to understand the
history and I just enjoy the show because you never know
what's going to happen or what they're discovering.
It's what they're finding. They never find treasure.
OK, but it's the what's cool. What happened?
(51:05):
OK, these brothers have spent millions and millions and
millions of dollars over the last 10 years looking for
treasure. But the show passed for some of
it. I guess.
Oh absolutely it does the. The the rumor and the hearsay
about the possible treasure thatis there is one specific
artifact that could make them beyond rich is apparently rumor
(51:32):
is is the Holy Grail is buried on Oak Island like the holy
original, the Holy Grail. Yeah, and they, they lost that
right. Yeah.
So there's lots of stuff for you.
So, but there there's a lot of rumor that that that is on
island and I mean, yeah, OK. So up to date they may have
(51:53):
spent possibly 10 million if notdollars more dollars looking for
this, but if they find, if they find the treasure and it
includes the Holy Grail. Yuki's here in spirit, sorry.
Not Davy, It's Collect Norris. They they they'll be more rich
(52:15):
beyond their wildest beliefs. Yeah.
Could you imagine what anybody, anything, anyone would pay for
the Holy Grail? Yeah.
Jesus. OK.
Give you a country or something?And then some.
Here's the continent. Here's South Africa.
Oh, there he is. There's Clark Norris.
(52:36):
Thank you, J Rod. Final thoughts and final notes.
Final shout outs to anyone. How was your first experience on
your in your one your 2.5 episodes?
Hold on a second. I was going to say a shout out
to everyone in my family for telling me that I can do things
(52:57):
because I'm doing things like not related to my degree, but
I'm doing things. Oh my God, this is the first
time we've ever had somebody shout out to their family.
Good, I don't know if if my mom has to be watching this.
Congrats. Well, I hope you did not.
Hopefully she watches it. If she does, great, if not, I
can live with that or. You can listen.
I've shout out to my mom. I've shout out to my dad.
(53:19):
Yeah, I've shout out to my brother.
Yeah, I've shout out to my family.
Absolutely. So we love that.
That is not the first time someone's shout out to the
family. Thank you very much.
I was just going to say. I also want to say a huge shout
out to the local pop community. Thank.
You for being supportive of those who seek help in and
confide in the people within thecommunity and the fact that
(53:43):
we're not alone is very important to yeah continuously
just like have reinforced I heara puppy right next to me
barking. All right.
Thank you for that and we appreciate that, Rick.
One last one, hold up. I wanna give a special shout out
to both of you because you guys led me on this podcast.
(54:03):
You're welcome. I'm glad you're here.
Big thanks and I'm looking forward to having you back.
I've just got to plan it with mymy semesters.
We'll figure that out. That's OK.
Final shout outs Spider. My final shout outs is that if
you're having any issues, let somebody know.
There's someone in the communitythat's going through a mental
health issue right now. And they reached out and they
(54:24):
were very happy and they pronounced that they were having
issues. And it's a very, you know, a
very powerful thing to ask for help.
And I'm very proud of them. And if you need help, dial 988.
That's what we did in the podcast.
It's a national number. Help out and let us reach out.
It's OK to not be OK Be aware mental health is a thing.
(54:46):
That's why I'm taking a whole course about it next semester.
Rare, rare. Ready.
Love you guys. Love you, love your tea, love
your tea. Now he's running to pee.
Love tea from chicken grease. We'll see you all next episode.
Ciao letter Pirates favorite.
Do it now. And welcome to Squirrels After
dark, after hours, uncensored chaos ensues.
Episode 9 we are on and we have got a great cast with us today
(00:23):
and we're missing some. Sprinkles was unavailable
unavailable for today prior commitments so shout out to
Sprinkles, Silent Peter and the kids.
We miss them. Jukie was here for the main
episode but unfortunately she had plans as well and was not
able to stay for the last. We have a special guest joining
(00:45):
us and special guests in the background who are silent.
Nom nom nom. So we'll get to the intros.
Starting off the table, we have the sexy T-bone.
T-bone. There he is, we've got the cute
and cuddly pup Titan AKA J Rod, my loving husband and pain in
(01:16):
the neck spider pup. Rug, rug, rug, rug, rug, rug.
Pain in sometimes too. Sorry, yeah, he is.
Maybe later, hopefully also known as Rick Hunter and our
very special guest. First time on the show, we have
pup Artemis. Hello and welcome joining us.
(01:41):
Also in the background on the sidelines we've got pup Noah,
who you all remember from previous episodes, and handler
Daniel. Pup Noah's been on Pup Noah's on
the upcoming show. Upcoming show.
Pop Noah's banana. He's on an upcoming episode.
You've. Never been on.
An episode No pop No no pop Noah's coming on an upcoming
(02:02):
episode. OK, so you all remember him from
the upcoming episode? Nom nom nom.
Wow, we. Do have two mics, Just saying.
I'm just saying. So if anybody would, did you get
a nice picture? I handle Daniel of all of us
looking at you, not looking at me, just doing your thing.
But profile. Well, everybody, everybody take
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a look for a top to everybody. All the pups never look over.
And I forgot about I forgot about the ghost who likes to
scare us from under the table Spaz who is currently sleeping
on Jukie's chair. Everybody's smile for pup
Daniel. Pup, Daniel.
Handler, Daniel. Daniel, Daniel.
Sorry, my bad. I.
Don't know why I'm doing, I'm doing.
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I'm doing like that. Peace, Daniel.
Daddy. How did that picture turn out,
Daniel? Good one.
Leave him like this. Is that's where.
That's where. Headwind's gonna go the pause,
right? OK, the pause.
All right, I'm gonna take my hood off because.
Now is the time I didn't have myglasses on.
We're on a podcast and we actually.
There you are. I know.
Welcome back. Thank you very much.
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Welcome to the show, Rick Hunter.
Thank you. Yeah, take your picture, buddy.
I'm. I'm taking pictures.
Good, good. Taking pictures.
This this episode is recorded and brought to you from the.
Now. Traditional and unseated
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations, and we thank you
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for allowing us to be here. Thank you.
Heartfelt shout outs to all those involved and best wishes
and prayers to the entire Filipino community for the
tragic events that recently happened in the City of
Vancouver. Yesterday, Saturday, the 20,
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whatever it was 20. What was it yesterday 20?
26 Thank you the. Tragic event happened in the
Filipino community at a an eventand.
Hearts are heavy. Hearts.
Hearts are definitely heavy. We have last.
Last reported was 11 lost. Yeah, with several others
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injured. 20 plus. Yeah, so shout out to them and
our prayers are with them all. And condolences to the families.
Hoods off. No.
No, it's just I was there for a pitcher.
For a pitcher, OK, no, I might have a dad joke actually.
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Do you? I might, I might, I might.
Those of you that know my show, we have no like kind of course
or anything. We just do what we do and yeah,
we bullshit. Oh yeah, by the way, we're not
for safe for work. Don't do it because we say stuff
like fuck sex and shit. Motherfucker.
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And. Booty.
I still try booty. I still do the same thing.
It's always important to remind everybody, because I still am
the creator of the episodes, to make sure that we are still very
well aware, to not talk over because we enjoy our guest, to
actually hear the voice of all of our participants.
No, no, no. And those of you that are
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wondering, yes pup Artemis really enjoys the booty.
Very much booty the booty. I love some.
Booty. He's also a Dom pup.
What? Assertive Pup.
Interesting. T-bone and Artemis have a
special connection, a slight touch of the ADHD.
Or a big. Touch one of the two.
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Depending on where we're touching.
Squirrel. There's squirrels in my pants.
What's coming with me when you jump like that, SIMP?
Squirrels in my pants. Hope that I hope that got picked
up. For context, someone said
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Squirrel and it made me think ofPhineas and Ferb.
An episode where they sing about.
Well the song is called SIMP. Feel free to look it up after.
OK, cool. All righty.
What he said. Too many fish puns on that one.
Too many what? So there was no hook.
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Even Noah's. Laughing.
Noah's giggling. Wow.
I can hear Noah giggling, cackling over there, that's
where. That's cool.
Thank you. No, I appreciate you so.
Much I wish I saved that. I wish I saved that Braille,
dad. You countered there.
That was a counter. That that was a total counter
dad joke that was. Good, so.
So I do have a joke. Thank you.
I appreciate. That I do.
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I do have a good Riddle. So one time a snail you got
countered. There was a snail and he he
tended to race and he had a big S like Superman on the front of
his car and like the sides and, you know, the back and his
friends went oh, why, why are you all like?
But why do you have all these like s S, right?
And he's like, oh, so the next time I race, everyone go, hey,
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look at that escargot. Wow, heard that one before.
You know what I mean? It's not every day that you can
think of a joke on the dime. I can't.
I'm I'm terrible at. Oh.
The only joke that I know and can think of would be some
people, but I prefer not to mention names.
Thank. You see, that was funny.
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I think I got one. Do you?
Maybe, maybe. I think I got one.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. Where do pirates buy their
hooks? At the yard sale.
That's actually not that bad. That's actually pretty good.
The. Garage I don't.
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Know No, no, I was going to say the second hand store.
That's funny. I got laughs in the background.
I will accept that I got laughs in the background.
I will accept that as funny as hell.
OK, so. Role play funny business sign
slogans. The landscaping company near my
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work usually puts up a funny sign.
Their current sign is actually quite sad and pathetic.
Just like some few. People, it says.
I thought growing old would takelonger.
That was it. I was like.
That should be that should be atthe front of a Funeral Home, I
swear. It's, it's really sad.
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I mean, there's a, there's a, well.
That's bad. That's awful.
That's not even. Right.
You're getting old. That's funny.
No, it's sad. There's there's a a company down
in Delta. What the hell is it?
National Tire Warehouse? And it's funny because on on one
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side of their sign, it's like feeling old and bald or old and
bald retire here. Oh, nice.
And then on the other side, it'sgreat.
It's because it's like it's likeinvest in real estate.
Wow, I got to give it to. Them, I feel like they're trying
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to like speak to the same market, right, the same age
range. Good for them.
Because actually, let's admit people my age, how, how are we
going to afford anything? Y'all can't even you don't even
think about tires. Nowadays, Daniel was even
talking to me a few days ago. He's like, yeah, a lot of people
your age, I don't even know how to like.
They don't really see a future in terms of housing.
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Well, we, I'm, we're in our 50s.We, we're not, we don't see a
we're not. But like where we are right now,
we're happy where we are and we're lucky where we are.
What, what we pay for. I've never.
OK, hold on. But this price has been like
decent like as in good because you guys got it early as well.
We did, even as a. Renter.
We were blessed yeah. Even though like people my age
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would just start renting and that's like.
You're fucked. Over.
Yeah, yeah, a single mom who? To summit up.
Y'all are fucked. Then it's like frig how do we do
this? Which is like if our current if
our current roommate ever moves out, you know you can always
rent our room for a like a what he prints.
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Like a toonie times 500 * 500. What's your rent E bone?
You're using 500? We actually we're pretty good.
I mean, I'm pretty. Good times 500.
God, yeah, a loony times 5. 100 Roommate only pays 1075 for
access to this entire house. Yeah, for all utilities,
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everything included. Included 175?
Really. 1075. 1005, that's good.That's average.
That's really good, actually, yeah.
No shit for I just drive an entire house, yeah.
Yeah. I mean he I had to move out
though. He just has to buy his own
groceries. That's.
It everything else. Is broke and research is hard to
find here man. For me, I'm paying 525 right
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now. I'm paying $0.00 currently.
For, well are. You in a house?
Yeah, no, I'm in the house, so I'm, well, I've got a roommate.
How many? How many significant figures?
What do you mean what? How many significant digits are
in that number? For rent each month, Yeah, I.
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Don't follow either. I'll put it in scientific
notation. I'm paying 525.
OK. A month for a room?
For a room, Basically, yeah. Yeah.
Not bad. The only utilities.
Yeah, all that's included. You are definitely renting off
somebody who owns their propertyand they're just looking for a
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little side side cash. I mean, my parents have two
apartments downtown like your Davey.
But keep in mind, I'm actually trying to get out of, yeah, that
current housing that. Prepare to expect to pay minimum
double. That for the.
Same thing that you have. I'm seriously the only.
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Because I know my personally like 2000.
The only thing that I have to pay for like I guess you would
call bills, is my phone and credit card.
Those are fun, yeah. Just don't.
I don't own a car because I don't, I don't trust myself to
own A10 vehicle, a vehicle that is capable.
(12:32):
Of running a more expensive. No offense.
It's way more expensive too. Like to like you have to make
keep it maintained. You have to, Yep, buy gas.
That has to be part of the equation.
And you're very tall too, so it's not like he could get a
tiny tiny little. No.
Sub compact super fuel efficientvehicle because I barely fit in
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those motherfuckers. Yeah, I mean, homie Candy 62 in
a compact, no slacks. My my mom, her my mom's friend,
she owns a Mini Cooper and I andI fit in that.
All right, so they're they've gotten better with their space
because my my first vehicle was an 85 Chev Chevette.
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Girl what? How's your savings game?
And I'm, I'm 510 and I felt maxed out for space in that
thing. Maxed out, yeah.
But also I have investments for.Invested in sex toys?
No. That probably would have been a
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good investment to get. Into no, no, I have.
I have no teacup tonight. I've been investments.
Damn. No, no.
Did he cancel? No, no, he didn't cancel.
He's he was coming back and he was getting in late.
He's he won't even be into he we.
Don't know I've I pay a certain amount each month for my
investment and then it grows from that nice.
(14:02):
So like but it also like I put in some of cuz I've I've I've
dealt with I had a motorcycle injury back when I was younger.
Back in the old days. Not that long ago.
It's actually, it's actually, it's actually not that long ago.
So I was under, I was under 18. I had to deal with ICBC.
Thank God I had a lawyer. Side note, get a lawyer just for
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anything. It's just, it doesn't.
Matter nowadays, no fault insurance sucks, yeah.
You. Can't sue the other person
anymore. So had to deal with a lawyer
with ICBC, got a fair chunk of change out of it.
And very, no, very, it's a very good chunk of change out of
ICBC. And yeah, they, my parents kind
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of drilled into my head growing up.
Save your money, Invest in something.
Think about your future, becauseyou're not always going to be
able to work. Yeah.
And then with with the injury that I have now because of my
because of the motorcycle accident, I couldn't do certain
jobs. So I'm thankful for the job that
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I have now. And it's it's a little, it's
physically demanding, but it's not too physically on my knee.
So, but at the end of the day, I'm happy I have a job.
I got a roof over my head. I have money that I can buy
(15:30):
food. Alexander Keith with.
Yes. And so you should be.
Yeah, same thing with my podcast.
A lot of our people at my work, they bitch about the work when
I'm like, they had an announcement from our owner two
weeks ago and he actually went out and had an entire meeting in
front of the entire staff and sent out an e-mail and said,
hey, we weathered through COVID.Yeah, and in so did.
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So did so did, so did our my thecompany I work for.
Exactly. So 40 some odd years are
celebrating their 45th year in operation and in 45 years they
have never laid off 1 employee and they have dealt through the
whole COVID, not one person. And they said we started,
obviously sales are going to be down, funds are going to be down
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with the tariffs, blah blah blah.
But we never laid off once then and we have no intention of
doing it now. You have a job, you have a roof
over your head and we will continue to make sure you all
have employment. So you know what, ye fucking ha,
that's an amazing thing. I'm happy with that.
As I'm, as I'm scrolling throughall my socials and I'm looking
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through different, you know, I'mlooking through the comments,
yeah. And I'm thinking like, if you
got a good job, you got a roof over your head and you've got
money to pay for groceries and food to put in your fridge.
Dude, we're doing pretty God damn.
You're, you're pretty, you're doing good.
I mean, compared to most people.You can buy a puppy hood.
(16:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So far the only the only bills
that I have to worry about is rent, phone bill and my credit
card. The only bill I have to worry
about is electromagnetism. Booyah.
You are such a fucking chemist it.
Only is by nature you are. Such a chemist.
(17:19):
Have you a? Chemist or a nerd?
Don't believe, Don't believe me too much.
I'll come. Oh God, such a nerd.
Wait, do you have? Do you do you have that T-shirt
that says? We can make it.
I can make them, you know that. You realize?
Respectfully Spider, I think I think we should make some aid
for me and for Ganymede. We have a new spray bottle for
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Ganymede. I specifically I didn't.
Hear that story? I went and bought a one liter
bottle, a squirt bottle specifically for Ganymede.
When he comes here. One liter holds one liter of
water, so I could squirt him when he comes over here because
he's such a bad boy. You never heard that story?
I need context. I need.
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Spider obviously you're not aware of that through.
So anyway, we were here. We were having one of our epic
parties, a birthday party. It was my birthday party.
Thank you. Wait, is that when I thank you?
Daniel? Wait, wait, wait.
Is that when I when I cuddled with you?
Daniel, you're a great kisser. Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah. I got that a lot.
So anyways so. Daniel said J Rod is a great
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kisser. I think which I.
Can confirm. He has a good tester.
He's an amazing tonsil hockey. He's a tonsil hockey
professional. Tonsil hockey.
Oh yeah, he's a pro. Yeah, I can't wait for the.
Get someone, they have tonsil stones.
No, no, get a few drinks from me.
He's, well, no, not PJS. Oh yeah.
Shout out to PJS by the way. Shout out to PJS for supporting
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not only the other, but the pub,community, everything.
Everything. And all the other communities
within the local area. Yes, without them, we.
I don't think I would have met Spider and I want to say thank
you. Thanks sweetie.
Yeah, they're we've made we probably we've got some for pump
jacks. It is.
It's an amazing community. I mean, that's how we met that.
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I've already had a few drinks with me, so I'm down.
I'm down for some time. I'm down for.
Some time I need some handshake.It's been.
Is that why you need to leave after work?
Oh no, wait, you told me this. Yes.
So I found out the reason why hewasn't going to stay for the
episode. I might stay for the episode.
He needed to get home in time towatch the playoff hockey games.
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That's. Fair I.
If that's your thing, there's something wrong with that you
love. I mean it's.
A once a year thing, I get it. Yes, go Oilers.
I told you, you never, did you didn't you never.
We will bug you, but you know you never need to explain
yourself. Yeah, I know we bug, you know
it's like it's with it's I know it's just you buggy some some
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individuals. We are only allowed to cheer for
the Canucks on the podcast when they're in the playoffs.
If not, it's the Oilers. We bug you because you're family
and we love you and we can't. I love you guys too.
But you never, you know, you never have to actually say it.
I know. It doesn't require.
I'm really so resent resistant telling us that you had to go
(20:13):
home for the playoff game. I don't know, growing like
growing up, I just. You never miss.
Anything. No, it's just like growing like
growing up. Like it's just some, for me
personally, it's just internallysomething that I prefer not to
say because then I get the then I get the fucking third degree
from everybody. Why?
We just know like growing, like growing up.
(20:34):
I got the third degree if I got other people.
Yeah, with other people, we're only going to give you a third
degree, depending on the team you're cheering for.
I'll only give. You a third degree if you like,
get fire. Not gonna stop.
You say it like it is. We love you today.
I ain't fucked. There you go.
If if you're going to cheer for the Maple Leafs.
No offense, Jen. I will go.
We will not let you leave early,you will miss the start of that
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game gladly. Go Sports.
Anyway. Go.
Regardless, I think we all stillcare about.
You fuck. Are you excited?
By the way, Jared, are you excited for this year's Pride
Parade? Super.
Excited. I can't wait.
To have this finally got my hood.
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Yeah, let's go. I'm gonna I'm gonna wear it as
soon as I get to as soon as I get to my let me see you sort of
sort of spot. Can I Can I see you being drippy
with the hood? The what?
Can I see you being drippy with the hood?
Where's your spot? And it's just just one question
at a time behind, you know? Behind you know where he usually
gets railed. Focus.
(21:40):
I don't. Have I've been railed before?
PJS opened in December of 2000, so they are 25 years old. 24
years old. Thank you Dan. 24 1/4 years old.
So P JS has been around for a lot of years.
Oh my God, it's a cute puppy. He's world domination puppy.
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Have you not seen the look? He always look.
You trying to dominate the world?
He always does look at the look.Every picture I take him with me
looks like a world domination. Looks like he looks like a puppy
who needs cuddles and hugs and looks like a very good boy.
Which is fair, because he's a submissive little bitch.
Looks submissive and breathable.This is.
Coming same, same aren't. You a sub?
(22:25):
He totally is a. Not as much.
Totally Dom too, though. I don't know.
You're a sassy. Queen.
There's, there's, there's been some.
There's a good sassy queen this.Is Christ there?
I don't know. I've been told I'm a dominant.
I think you are a dominant. I mean Titan can confirm
there's. Been some dominating.
I don't know if I should say this or not, but I've been
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dominated. I've taken at least two people
that are currently at this tableright now, Rick and I.
Why hide it? Well, there's, we've both railed
him. Well, Artemis.
Now the question is at the same time.
No, no, no. Damn it, you actually like
Eiffel Tower him? No, actually the the time that
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Rick topped was the only Titan. I don't even think I was here.
Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were.
Yeah, you were here. I wasn't upstairs.
No, I'm pretty sure you were in the hot tub with.
Oh, I was getting my own funky on.
Probably yeah, you. I'm sure yeah, it was.
(23:31):
Oh fuck. I but I think I don't even
remember his name. He's.
Probably with Ron. I'm.
Probably saying I don't know. If I was gay and got.
I think I might have. Topped you after you, you were
saying? I wouldn't.
That morning lower back problemsprobably.
Because it literally was my glutes that went.
So shout out. To the gates.
I will massage that out anytime you want.
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I will say this, the first time I've seen my my I did not walk
straight. What were you saying, T Rod?
So the first time I got topped was good.
It was really good. I didn't not.
And then that's spiritually really good.
(24:12):
Like spiritual cleansing? Good.
Do you remember? Who took your cherry?
Yes, OK, yeah, No, no, no, I do keep in mind a few beers were
consumed beforehand. Well, at both times.
Well, but I mean could not when it's your.
First time I. Swear to God, I could not walk
the I could not walk for about aday and 1/2 after Facebook.
(24:36):
Facebook, Yeah. Daddy's home.
No, I shit you not, I cannot walk straight for the.
By the way, Noah, take note of the conversation before you
arrive on the podcast. I will say this, if my mom is
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listening, I'm sorry. But you know what?
Fucking I'm not sorry, no. This.
This. I took a Dick up the ass.
You thought of me, Mom. I did what you don't like.
No, no, no. At this point, it's if Mom's
listening. Hey, glad you're back.
I still can't wait. Love you mom.
I can't still. Wait to love you, mom.
I can't wait to meet your mom still.
No, no, it's I love you, mom. I hope you know I'm a gay dog on
(25:16):
the Internet. Work.
Work. Right, exactly right.
Bye. Be fair, Bye, bye, bye.
Bye. Sorry, bisexual.
By Dog Anita. That is important.
I'm a gay. I yell that out when I'm leaving
someplace. I'm like bye.
Announce A sexuality as you leave.
I know Daniel has met both of myparents.
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Not really. Daniel's met both.
Hey, how'd that go over? Wait, I've.
Let's say it. OK, no, I have.
No, I've played. I've played.
I've played tonsil hockey with Daniel before, haven't I?
No tonsil hockey. That's such a gay response.
(25:59):
Fucking when was that? That must have been like.
Boring. Probably Rick.
Yeah, yeah, your birthday, Rick.You slept downstairs and the air
managers that like. Oh yeah.
He ended up on the concrete floor.
They deflated. Oh yeah, I remember.
Maybe they played too rough or. Something so so for those.
I specifically said no funny business, I'm hammered as fuck.
(26:22):
No funny business. No, but that's that isn't funny
just sex being a funny word is funny.
So sex is a funny word. I.
True. I remember specifically saying
no funny business you did. You don't wanna.
You don't wanna and Daniel respected.
That, yes. Thank you, Dan.
Which is why he's a handler. That's that's that's why he
(26:42):
slept downstairs and not in the bed with us.
You were saying, Daniel, I said,I did ask what he meant by that.
Yes. And he goes.
Well, it's. Because of condom?
Did I actually fucking say that?It's oh shit.
So Daniel said fuck. Daniel asked what he meant by
it, and his response was it's because I have a condom.
(27:03):
That's. Awesome, I guess my mom actually
got through to me. Oh, there you go.
Good. Boy good.
Boy, you get special hugs. No special hugs of booty
squishes. No, I prefer the tonsil hockey.
We you know what? That's more.
(27:24):
Of a Daniel Geard thing. And I, I love it because
everyone at this table, everyonein the room, Noah, Daniel, all
of us that are here, we all knoweach other.
We all like Dick. Except T-bone, yeah.
I like using my Dick. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I know Dick to like getting used by Dick.
I would be open to a strap on one day with the right girl.
(27:46):
See with the right girl. See, I mean with the strap on
it's like it's. Got to be the right connection.
It's interesting because you could also have like huge
fucking toys on those. So like, I know they are, you
know? The.
Is this the behind? The toys.
Though is this the first time T-bone's been here when it's
just been nothing but? No, we've had Sausage Party
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episodes before. Oh OK, wait, we're whipping our
Dicks out. What's going?
On well, this is the. This is actually the.
This will be the third one. We've had two.
Episodes This is the Sausage episode 3 point O.
Yeah, this is 3 point O Sausage Party 3 point O, No female cast
member. So it's like Sausage Party 3
point O. So we've had two, but.
It's, it's not the, it's not thefirst time where T-bone's been
(28:32):
here where he's the only straight person.
Wait, we had one other third thing. 1/3 wheel.
I'm really bad with names, I love them.
But it's OK. I'm also bad with names, yeah.
I think this is the first time where.
If it makes you feel any better,T-bone.
I'm so bad with names. That's why I call them.
That's helm. Helm is Helm is Helm is but he
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but he's he's a pup too. He's a sailboats is.
That his pup name. Yeah, Pup Helm.
Yeah, Pup Helm is owns a sailboat.
So this is the first time that it's been T-bone being the only
straight guy. No, it's not.
No, it's not what you gonna say every time we have my.
Question. Every time we have a Sausage
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Party T-bone is when have we ever had another straight cast
member or guest on other than T-bone?
Who's on? He was actually part of our
cast, you know, and the actual regional coast.
Well, that's a you question. There is nobody.
I'm not going to remember that shit well.
No, it's, it's, it's since we'vebegun, we have talked about
having other guests, but typically because we've
(29:36):
discussed it being in the pub community and in the LGBTQ
community, most of our guests are typically from that
community because we don't bringpeople in for Marcos.
Like I know myself, like I said,I work in my company.
I'm not going to bring one the only person.
I'm not going to lie, in all honesty, I think if we had
another straight guy in here, it'd probably be awkward.
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You know what, I want to bring Russell on.
I think Russell will come on thepodcast.
I think Russell from my work, he's such a great guy and he's
such A and Russell straight. I mean, he's been to a bunch of
the the the parties and he's hadso much fun and he enjoys coming
over. Russell would actually come on
the podcast. He's a really nice, he's a total
(30:19):
gamer, great guy. I think I can convince Russell
to come on the show because he'scome on.
He's been, he came to the party the one time he's been to three
parties and he just loves the energy of the entire place.
That was such a random the firsttime he came over too.
Well, I've known him for years. I mean, I've been, I think
we've. Both known him.
(30:40):
I ran into at the strip club. No, no.
But like, I've known Russell fora long time and he's an amazing
person and I've known him for years and he just eventually I
finally convinced him to come over and we had the, he came
over and he had such an amazing time because he's, he's got a
great heart and he loved it. And he's been over to three
parties afterwards. He's automatically, he's coming
(31:00):
to the, the, the mail on weekendparty.
And he, he's just a great guy. And I think actually I think
he'd be on the show because we, he, we know we don't mention
the, the, our workplace. No, we don't promote it, no.
Company names. No company names, so he gets to
be himself. Everybody knows that he does his
yard thing for a trailer company.
I do my truck driving thing. Everybody knows you do your
(31:22):
elevator thing, but no company names.
Wait. Go ahead, dude.
Rick, did you send me a patio? Yes, the patio invite party.
Patio party. Yes, I sent the link.
When is cuz I haven't had a chance to look.
At it May 17th long weekend. That's the big patio opening
party May 17th, the Saturday May17th or something.
Davies. Alike what's that?
That's one I I wouldn't show youif you I typically don't send
(31:44):
them because I know you're so busy.
I didn't get a chance to look atit.
When is it as he pulls out his phone to put the date in instead
of just opening it up and looking at the invite?
I wasn't sure if you were going to be interested.
I I know you're always the. Gay community don't call fucking
pineapple on me now. Us it's it's Jukey and of the
pub, it's the pub community, it's our friends.
What? What date is that fall on?
(32:05):
It is on Saturday, May. Saturday.
Yeah. Saturday dude, I I have to put
my assistant. Would you like me to send you
the link if you? Don't mind.
Thank you. If you do not want to come or
you cannot make it, I mean it's the me long weekend we've.
You don't need to stay for the whole night either, even if you
just pop by and have a coffee and run here.
It's here. It's here.
Oh. It's it's our, it's our back
(32:27):
Patty opening. Party.
You know what else here? Yeah.
I could stop by for an hour or whatever.
Yeah. You know what?
Else so I was saying it's true. If you cannot make it, there's a
lot of people that are going outon May long weekend because it
is a May long weekend. A lot of people cannot make it
because you're going out. Of the May long weekend is not
that weekend. It is May 17th.
(32:50):
Eighteen 19th is the May long weekend.
May 19th is Victoria Day. Yeah.
And you said we're doing it on the 10th. 17th, 17th.
Boy. Why are?
Because the 11th is Mother's Day.
It's the IT was supposed to be the 10th Burwell a non podcast
(33:11):
weekend for the patio party. What?
Not going May 17th, May 17th, May 8th.
We'll, we'll see. May 18th?
No, because. It's happening whenever it's
happening. I don't know you.
You realize that May 18th is nota podcast weekend because?
I'm the. Week after, guys.
Yes, thank you. You're the 25th. 25th is Pop
(33:32):
Noah. What is going on Me?
Thank you, Pop. Noah's 25th.
Baby so like. You know what my problem is?
I'm looking at J Rod's calendar,and his paydays are opposite our
paydays. Yeah.
I'm looking at our podcast. That's funny.
We're paid on the second, right?You guys are on a bi, You guys
(33:55):
are on a bi weekly. Yeah, we're on bi weekly, but
you're. So our paydays are going to be
what, the two, the 16 and the 30?
Yeah. You're paid 3 times this month,
yes, Yeah. So that works out better.
For somebody so I see his paydayand I don't know until August
our payday and our payday is nonpayday or non podcast weekends.
(34:18):
You realize I I do what I do because I'm a great organizer
like I did. This is all pre organized.
I can't be there. I have to wash my hair.
All right. So this 17th, thank you, 19th.
Correct, Rick? Yes.
Would it be fair if? I go, what's that?
I'm going camping. For advice blue, it would be
(34:39):
fair if I wanted. To so May 17th Is the patio
opening party a May long weekend?
It is a non podcast weekend which is why it's happening when
it's happening. Can I?
Bring my toys. Sure.
I'll bring my biggest dildo, like the solid like this big
that I got little sister. Challenge accepted.
And then I'm gonna see if Spideycan take it.
(34:59):
No. Yep.
He's not gonna be able to. Sorry question when is I'm like
pencil Dick and he has this trouble taking me so he ain't
taking that. Please go ahead.
J Rod, you had a question work. Work.
When is the next pup social? May 2nd.
That is the May 2nd. May 2nd is the one that I am
(35:20):
running all right. And Daniel's running what I've
heard. I are you.
Renting it, I'm running it. Not just me.
I can't run it without everyone else.
It's not just A1. Person so it's May, so it's May
2nd. May 2nd I will be the first one
attending and and kind of organizing it and being there.
We missed an opportunity with all the volunteers because
(35:42):
without me and all the volunteers and being all the
door staff. We missed, we missed an
opportunity. It should have been the 4th.
That's a Sunday. We can't do that.
No, we can't do that. No, May 4th, you can't do that.
You can't do that. I know.
And not only that, we've got. Plans for May 4th.
Is it cuz? It's Star Wars Day, yeah.
We're going to the. We're going to the Liberal.
(36:03):
We're. Going to a Mexican restaurant to
celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Fuck is.
That all right. So if Rick pup social May 2nd,
yes correct. I'll be all right.
Tank has asked me because Tank is doing the Dacos XL.
I will be there. It's the first time I've been
back. Me, myself, Daniel.
We'll be there. I will be there.
(36:23):
I will be there. I'll be a puppy, but I'll be.
There yay. So we'll all be there together.
I. Also, ask a certain pup that
I've been in communications withif he wants to come to the patio
party. Why not?
If not? I mean who?
It's up to him if he want, if he, if this individual wants to.
(36:47):
The invite's there. Yeah, I will ask.
I will ask him. Good at the pub social.
It's who? Who?
Vox already has. Him, he would prefer, he would
prefer not to say, and that's completely fine.
That's it. That's in private, so please
feel free. Yep.
You know, the invite's there. By all means.
The podcast is very specific. If you don't want to pronounce
(37:08):
it on the Internet, by all means, 100%.
So yeah, the invite's open. You know our doors open.
I'll ask the individual absolutely may the 2nd see if
you see if they want to come sure, if not a. 100% the
welcome. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
I mean, everyone is welcome to our place, except he who shall
not be named Trudeau and Trudeau.
(37:30):
What about what about? Like what about definitely get
ready with me guys. OK.
OK, what about, like Drake? He's not allowed, right?
Yeah, fuck Drake. I mean maybe after.
Probably strike a chord. It's probably a minor.
(37:51):
Thanks, Noah. I'll pass on Kendrick Lamar too
though. Agree.
Sorry. He's OK.
OK, maybe not everyone for the baby oil.
OK. And he did He he did.
He's not. Allowed.
Obviously that's a different. That's a different type of
story. He who shall not be named is
definitely not welcomed. Does it?
No, I would welcome Voldemort over He who shall not be named.
(38:13):
Is it home? Think about starts with an S,
Yeah? Who?
Who's that? Starts with an S he who shall
not be named. The Pups Who shall not be named.
He has his own nickname, You know that, right?
Yeah. You know who we're talking
about. We don't mention his name
because that's not him, but it has.
Not welcome. It has his name.
You know what else is not welcome in this House?
He bad vibes. Absolutely the whole point.
(38:36):
Oh God, if he shows up here I will be more than happy to.
Could I slap the fuck right out of that white boy right back to
the freaking Mayflower He. Came over on.
You'll slap him so hard that, like the paleness in his skin
will leave his body, You'll slaphim out.
Because of the alibi, nothing happened.
(38:58):
If he shows up, would I be allowed to like, you know, use
my karate skills like my black belt?
Oh, feel free. Oh, maybe like we just tie him
to the bed and like no, leave him there for hours.
No, that wouldn't. He wouldn't get that far, no.
I'll just, I'll just. Time It'll be out in the.
Woods. I mean, we might hog tie him up
dangling from the rafters in thebasement, use him as a pinata.
(39:22):
With her arms like just. No, no, no, we will straight up
be using bats. I got a Louisville Slugger that
needs a little red tinge. To it say it.
No, please don't be mean. Well, he earned it.
We could say it's breaking in then.
He made you cry at a public place.
(39:42):
I've been trying to make you cryfor 17 years.
And still a Dick in the ass won't do.
It enough said. Yeah, yeah, it was enough.
He only had to say a couple words, and this one started
crying at the bar. Do you have any idea how fucking
pissed off I was? I was.
I was. Killed one time.
I was ready to UN alive this man.
(40:03):
The the trick to. Anger.
Don't piss off a native. Or a German.
Or prescribes coming for your ass.
Well, I mean, he doesn't have one to begin with.
Which is true He's. I don't know man, a book has
more curvature than him. I'm German.
(40:24):
Oh yeah. I mean.
Don't put a. German.
Sorry J Rod's face was priceless.
We have anger issues, it's known.
Talk to my dad. Yeah, talk to my dad.
Homie's got anger issues, he getmad.
I don't drink anything. So on on that wonderful weird
note, we'll just move away from that topic.
So happened there. What is everyone's opinion on
(40:48):
the new hit single? If you like it, then you should
have put a ring on it. That's been, that was.
Shut stuff. Yeah, I know.
Wait, what? No new hit single.
I was trying to like new hit wait single what?
What new to? Him.
It's because it always. Says it's new to him with.
People. So if you like it, then you
(41:10):
should put a ring on it. Did you?
Clearly, that's why we nobody. Rihanna Is this the first time
you've heard this song? No.
Like recently no. Thank God, but to be fair I did
hear Disturbia for the first time like in college.
I'm done with this if it makes you know what.
You're done. You're.
Done. You're done.
How? About we we actually met.
(41:32):
We were listening to a bunch of music today and hubby listen to
an amazing song and no no. No.
OK so I was watching Facebook reels and one of the Facebook
reels popped up had this song onto it that I was just like fuck
you Tyson shit that's a dollar asshole mocking me.
(41:57):
No, I was celebrating. I was practicing my.
What, you're gay wrist? Oh, so my favorite thing?
Gays. Gays are good at that too.
Cognitively, you should jerk offyour partner with the other hand
once in a while. Just saying.
That's good. Cognitively, you should jerk off
yourself with the other hand every now and then too.
(42:18):
That's true, it feels weird. That's why it feels weird.
No, no, no. It's the Mistress, even.
Then. No, no no.
Use your non dominant hand. Oh that's what I normally do
forever, but I really have to goback to my dominant hand and it
feels weird. Yeah, no, that's the mistress
feels. Good.
(42:38):
Which is why it feels good is because it feels weird.
It's a mistress. Oh yeah, it's the Mistress,
Yeah. She's good to me.
Pamela Henderson and Angelina Jolie.
Oh, yeah. Stroke it.
Stroke it, Yeah. So these are some of the songs.
If you like, can. I get a whole yeah, Oh yeah.
(43:00):
So yeah. Yeah, Daddy.
So back to that I was scrolling through Facebook TikTok or
Facebook reals TikTok and one ofthe reels came up and it played
this song and I listened to it and I was like OK so spider I
need you to Shazam this song forme so I can listen to the full
song. The artist is.
(43:24):
Actually, the artist that I listen to, it's a biscuit beats,
biscuit beats, biscuit beats. OK, who is apparently a a
country singer who likes to specialize in gay country songs.
They're great. Gay.
That's pretty gay bro. Gay No, it's, it's fantastic.
(43:48):
She got a little work done there, but it's great because
he's the second artist that I'vecome across who does gay country
songs. So the first episode before I've
continued. So yes.
So the name, so the name of the song we get to.
So I if anybody knew Spotify, not only does the first song
come up, but then it kind of give you suggestive songs.
(44:10):
So the name of this song by Biscuit Beats is I Ain't gay.
I'll play it for after the podcast is great.
So the second song that I listened that was also as funny,
it was called Fishing at the River and I assure you similar
thing. Then I found another song they
made by his called Balls Deep inMe.
(44:34):
Then the other one after that, it was actually there was a
different artist called Larry Bob called Betrayed by the
Sausage. Sounds like sounds like my last
Friday. Night.
Yep, the next one after that by Biscuit Beats is Easter Sunday.
Then there is Mon Paws Only fans.
(44:56):
That was a. Then there is.
My mind paw. I have an only fan.
Oh yeah, and then there's big old Dick and jerking off.
That's what I have discovered. And they're.
Big old Dick. They are all fantastically funny
songs. I'll play a couple afterwards.
So is by gold Dick? Is that all by biscuit beats?
There's 90% of them are by Biscuit beat.
(45:16):
By a penis? Yeah.
By biscuit beats. Big Old Dick is by Diff Bastry.
Most of them like Ma PA Only Fans is by Larry Bob, but the
rest of them were all like biscuit beats.
OK so the other artists that I discovered who does country gay
songs is. Not.
(45:37):
Not country. These are all country gay songs
dude the fucks like. It's yeah.
No, it's Dixon Dallas. OK.
What? What?
What's? The.
Black guy Lil. Is it?
Yeah, I know the guy on the Old Town Rd.
Yeah, yeah, with. I can't.
I don't know. I can't hear you.
The guy you have your. Headphones.
(45:58):
Off I know the guy who did Old Town Rd.
With Billy With Billy Ray Cyrus.Bill, that's true.
Little lost sex, yeah. Isn't he a rapper?
Not everyone with little in their name is a rapper, dude.
Yeah, honestly. Get up with the times.
Yeah, seriously. For real.
Like did he not start out in rapor that some sort of genre?
(46:24):
Oh yeah, I don't know for. Sure.
Am I stupid on this? I I I can't hear AT bone.
I'm bored. T-bone.
So why are we having your headphones?
You can hear each other when you're talking.
Dixon Dallas is another artist who does country song or gay
themed country songs. Fantastic artist.
(46:45):
I absolutely love listening to his music.
It's great. Tyson or T-bone never wears the
headphones. I'm well aware of that.
Never. He's just, he just knows.
No, he doesn't. We always say to him like, stick
your ass back in the head in themicrophone.
Go well with the head, he. Does usually pretty good, it's
(47:06):
just when he's like doing stuff on the sideline where he
squirrels out I'll. Check in the sunset time.
Sunset time. What you like, Something you
kind of need when you're riding in the bike?
10:00 now well. Probably more than just a bike.
820 apparently you get 20 minutes per day in the morning,
2 minutes in the morning, 2 minutes at the end of the day.
Per day it goes. I heard it's three.
(47:27):
OK. That's good.
Then wait, what? What's 2 minutes somewhere?
Every every day. So right now it says 8/28/23.
Yeah, tomorrow it will be 820-5820. 7 onwards, yeah, it's
it's like 2 1/2 minutes or something like that.
So tomorrow might be 826 probably.
It's 4 total for for your morning and four. 20I.
(47:50):
Heard 6/4. So oh, I no, I actually.
All I know is the year is 365 and a quarter days, which is why
every four years we have a sleepyear day, OK.
Cool. I met I met a customer that came
(48:12):
in the other day that was just as passionate about the curse of
Oak Island as I was. And what is?
That the curse of Oak Island is something I've been following
for 10 years. It's it has been.
Fucking find something already, Jesus.
So they actually him and his wife had plans to go to vacation
(48:32):
in the US, but they cancel theirvacation be, you know, obviously
due the reasons and there are now vacation plans are going to
they're. Going to Nova Scotia.
To go to see Cursive Oak Island,they're going to the Oak Island
Museum and going to visit Cursive Oak.
Island. So what?
What is the whole premise with that?
It is an island just off the coast of Nova.
(48:53):
Scotia enough time in this episode.
And what it is, is that two brothers had a passion for it.
Years ago, they discovered a they were supposed to be an
amazing treasure that was deposited.
And treasure seekers have been on this island for the past like
30, 30 years looking for this thing and the two most current
(49:15):
brothers, they've got a winery, they've got a lot of more
financing and they've been looking for it for 10 years and
they're looking for this amazingtreasure.
And in 10 years they have found so many amazing things.
Like they've found a cross that was linked to the Roman
Catholics to the I was going to say, what's the, the amazing the
church like they think a Viking stuff all over it.
(49:38):
They've like they found last week, they found pottery buried
135 feet underground from the Roman era.
Holy shit. Like why is there a pottery from
like literally pottery from 135 feet buried in the ground?
What? How does that work?
Exactly. Well, I mean, have you ever
heard of the? It's not the the point of
(50:01):
looking for the treasure, it's the fact that they're trying to
undiscover a history of them. Like there's no reason why Roman
pottery is discovered 135 feet in an island off the coast of of
Nova Scotia. They have found stuff that
directly ties it to the Knights Templar.
The cross was a nice temple. They've got a Roman like.
(50:21):
They have found stuff on the island that predate the Knights
Templar before they even existed.
So it's just an amazing history of what they'll and they find it
throughout the entire history. They found buttons through the
colonial area still. Can't find the treasure?
No, the treasure was supposed tobe apparently buried.
It's a huge thing. I'm a when I my love of what's
(50:44):
why have the metal detector, which is why, you know, hubby
bought me a metal detector. My metal detecting became an
obsession because of it, becauseI just wanted to understand the
history and I just enjoy the show because you never know
what's going to happen or what they're discovering.
It's what they're finding. They never find treasure.
OK, but it's the what's cool. What happened?
(51:05):
OK, these brothers have spent millions and millions and
millions of dollars over the last 10 years looking for
treasure. But the show passed for some of
it. I guess.
Oh absolutely it does the. The the rumor and the hearsay
about the possible treasure thatis there is one specific
artifact that could make them beyond rich is apparently rumor
(51:32):
is is the Holy Grail is buried on Oak Island like the holy
original, the Holy Grail. Yeah, and they, they lost that
right. Yeah.
So there's lots of stuff for you.
So, but there there's a lot of rumor that that that is on
island and I mean, yeah, OK. So up to date they may have
(51:53):
spent possibly 10 million if notdollars more dollars looking for
this, but if they find, if they find the treasure and it
includes the Holy Grail. Yuki's here in spirit, sorry.
Not Davy, It's Collect Norris. They they they'll be more rich
(52:15):
beyond their wildest beliefs. Yeah.
Could you imagine what anybody, anything, anyone would pay for
the Holy Grail? Yeah.
Jesus. OK.
Give you a country or something?And then some.
Here's the continent. Here's South Africa.
Oh, there he is. There's Clark Norris.
(52:36):
Thank you, J Rod. Final thoughts and final notes.
Final shout outs to anyone. How was your first experience on
your in your one your 2.5 episodes?
Hold on a second. I was going to say a shout out
to everyone in my family for telling me that I can do things
(52:57):
because I'm doing things like not related to my degree, but
I'm doing things. Oh my God, this is the first
time we've ever had somebody shout out to their family.
Good, I don't know if if my mom has to be watching this.
Congrats. Well, I hope you did not.
Hopefully she watches it. If she does, great, if not, I
can live with that or. You can listen.
I've shout out to my mom. I've shout out to my dad.
(53:19):
Yeah, I've shout out to my brother.
Yeah, I've shout out to my family.
Absolutely. So we love that.
That is not the first time someone's shout out to the
family. Thank you very much.
I was just going to say. I also want to say a huge shout
out to the local pop community. Thank.
You for being supportive of those who seek help in and
confide in the people within thecommunity and the fact that
(53:43):
we're not alone is very important to yeah continuously
just like have reinforced I heara puppy right next to me
barking. All right.
Thank you for that and we appreciate that, Rick.
One last one, hold up. I wanna give a special shout out
to both of you because you guys led me on this podcast.
(54:03):
You're welcome. I'm glad you're here.
Big thanks and I'm looking forward to having you back.
I've just got to plan it with mymy semesters.
We'll figure that out. That's OK.
Final shout outs Spider. My final shout outs is that if
you're having any issues, let somebody know.
There's someone in the communitythat's going through a mental
health issue right now. And they reached out and they
(54:24):
were very happy and they pronounced that they were having
issues. And it's a very, you know, a
very powerful thing to ask for help.
And I'm very proud of them. And if you need help, dial 988.
That's what we did in the podcast.
It's a national number. Help out and let us reach out.
It's OK to not be OK Be aware mental health is a thing.
(54:46):
That's why I'm taking a whole course about it next semester.
Rare, rare. Ready.
Love you guys. Love you, love your tea, love
your tea. Now he's running to pee.
Love tea from chicken grease. We'll see you all next episode.
Ciao letter Pirates favorite.
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