July 6, 2025 • 54 mins
In this lively and uncensored episode of Squirrels After Dark, season 3, episode 13, hosted by Sharon Du Bois, the discussion ranges from humorous imitations of smoking a joint to intimate stories of kinky exploits. The episode features cast members Pup Frenchy, Daddy H, Spyder-Pup, and special guests. Key topics include Daddy H's detailed recount of a childhood incident where he believed he broke his penis, stories about various sexual fetishes, and the importance of proper underwear. The conversation also touches on the mental health aspect of their discussions, with shout-outs to friends and supporters. The episode concludes with a promise of upcoming birthday celebrations and a reminder of mental health awareness.
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Very nice. And there we are.
How? Do you emulate smoke in a joint?
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, you got to get the coughing in.
There. Yeah, I was just going to say I.
Mean the coughing. Not my first time though so I
don't cough. No, I would still cough.
Yeah, even though. You still have a choke.
Is that what you're saying? Gag reflex, Yeah.
(00:25):
Yeah, at least for smoke. It's not with a bunk.
I have a choke on a weed. On that note, welcome to
Squirrels After Dark Uncensored Season 3 Episode 13.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. I am your host, Sharon Dubois,
and I'm so happy to be here withsuch a wonderful cast and a
(00:46):
talkative one that just won't shut up sometimes.
Looking at you, Frenchie. Actually, this is the most
talkative Frenchie's ever been. Yeah, that is very true
actually. You always say it.
I don't talk enough, and now I talk and I see.
It no, I'm actually glad you're talking cuz you've always
actually been very quiet on the podcast.
I see in your tutor Sharon and Daddy.
Yeah, douche. So I'm I'm I'm actually glad How
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much? Because and that's the leader of
the podcast, so he's always right.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
Thanks Frenchie. We have our cast and two
wonderful reoccurring guests. As you all heard, we do have Pop
Frenchy. Yeah, well.
I will not talk. You will talk against me.
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After we've got Daddy H. Hello, hello.
And I know just quickly before. And.
They're lovely on on the YouTubechannel, if you watch it, the
first piece of merch that we're going to be getting into has
been displayed. It's very cool.
We have the beautiful Juki. Hello.
(01:54):
This sexy beast T-bone. Love Explosion.
Yes, he is the cute and cuddly Otter pup Titan Rare J Rod.
Nice to have you here and my loving husband who puts up with
so much and is a clean freak. I love you spider pup.
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Bark bark bark Rick Hunter we here and spaz is running around
you've. Given me the meow dirty eye.
That's because you just shampooed half the carpet.
That's the new. Order Yeah, so back story to
that Pop franchise stood up and accidentally knocked a bottle of
wine off our wine rack wall. Because I think you're doing too
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much. OK, let's leave.
It was. When it landed on the carpet,
the bottom of the bottle broke off and the entire bottle landed
on our cream colored carpet. So yes, we, we had a, we had a
little bit. Of cream Again, though, we.
Yeah, it was a spider, Yeah. We had we had a little bit of an
emergency steam carpet cleaning session here.
(03:02):
Thanks to the Clean Freak. Yeah, hey, you went on that like
a fucking surgeon. Yeah, Yep.
I you think it's the first time that I haven't spilled a whole
fucking glass of wine over it? Do you know how many wine?
Knowing you, I always said no, that's it.
There's a reason why houses on the res have linoleum floors,
yeah. No, I spilled.
I spilled a whole glass over Jukey.
One Yeah, yeah, yeah, she told that more, you know.
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I had it here and they just did the same thing and the whole
glass was the. Glass was fine, by the way.
Did the shirt recover? It was shorts and yes they did.
Yeah. Was that here for that?
Yeah, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, yeah.
All over the couch, a bunch of times.
The carpet. Yeah, but.
Your couch was a good color. It's actually stain resistant.
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When we first bought it, the guywho sold it to us, he's like,
yeah, the material is stain resistant and actually pet
resistant from, you know, from clawing and that sort of cats,
that sort of thing. Do everything on.
That it's actually you really can.
And it's been done, Wrangler. It's Wrangler.
Shout out to Wrangler, yes? Wrangler has violated.
Box. Oh yes.
(04:03):
Box. Yeah.
Puff Box myself. Yeah, there's been a few
violations on that couch. Yeah, Wrangler was a.
Shannon I. I'm not sitting on that couch
ever again. Kidding.
You didn't know this already, ofcourse.
I did. It's very comfortable.
Of course, it's very. Comfortable.
Speaking of that, thank you. Juki, what is going on with your
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arm? Which cat attacked you today?
No, that's a burn. That's a burn.
Yeah, I. I what was it?
I don't remember what I did but.Cooking.
Yeah, cooking. Yeah, I remember.
I remember doing it, but I don'tremember.
What I did a. Couple of times.
I didn't think it was that bad, but yeah, it did blister.
I I just noticed it when we werejust before we come off break
there, so I was I was a little curious on to it.
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We have a story to get to absolutely believe.
Oh my God. Oh, we do.
I'm. Excited for?
This so and you. Know why are we excited?
For it we don't have. Well, it's not just us.
Half our audience is probably wondering too.
I think Doctor. If you want the AI that we
normally use to create this off,we ran out of points so we're
going to have to come up some ideas.
But I I don't got paid for more.I don't have to worry about the
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episode title of the Squirrels After Dark episode broken.
Oh yeah, Daddy H is broken deck,Yeah.
So yeah, I, I, so I, I had to have been probably like 12 or 13
years old. We were living in on May, which
is 1982. So.
Oh. My God, that's like a memory of
war. Yeah, wow.
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And so I am kinky. I have a kinky lifestyle as far
as my sex stuff goes, like that stuff I do.
Even back then. So back then I was kinky.
So one of the things I used to do is I used to call.
I would. I can't believe I'm gonna
actually talk about this, but soI used to this thing called
table. I would call it tabling.
I would call yeah, yeah. But therefore that I would turn
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myself into a table. So what I would do is I would
get hard. I I was also able to suck my own
Dick. I able to do all these things in
the bathroom. I'd go into the bathroom and I
would like perform fellatio and might get my Dick hard.
And then I would wrap this towelaround my Dick with elastics to
make like a post of my cock. And I'd be in my cock would be
in the center of this post and that'd be towels, elastic, and
then a very tight swim truck. I'm still shocked my parents
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never found these articles. One back of the cup was the
golden. They were all hidden in the back
of the cover to the bathroom, right?
So then I would lie on my stomach and try to stand on my
fingers, my toes and my Dick. Me.
Why? What?
He's like, I'm getting it now. So, so I would because it felt
good. I don't know, it's drinks
training. That's like the people training
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like their their, their, their finger or their beard or.
I was smart. I just want.
To know that you have like a pleasure of that.
Or something. Obviously felt good because it
wasn't. I didn't do it.
I did it more than once. So that's feeling good to have
pressure on your Dick. Yeah, I guess that's what was
going on. So anyway, so one of these times
I'm doing this, I'm up there andall of a sudden my Dick just
goes. So I just like, yeah, it gives a
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little crack, right? And I was like, oh, and it hurts
like they're. Talking awful it.
Definitely hurts and I remember,so I don't remember much about
it after that experience. Like I remember it hurting, I
remember it being painful. I remember being oh fuck, did I
do something or whatever. I never went to a doctor, never
went to a hospital, never talkedto anybody, never told my
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parents, never said anything to anybody.
Not till I was like 50. I went in for a urology
appointment and the urologist was like, so can you explain to
me what happened here? Hey, that's not that in your
head, no. So, yeah.
So yeah, I didn't do anything about it.
I kind of figured everything wasworking because AI could still
pee, I could still come. So I was jerking.
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I was finally jerking off. I and I'm like, oh, I can still
come. So things must be good.
I was still getting hard, like, and that's a great thing.
I don't have. Pardon me, That was her.
Thing. I don't recall this thing, but
I, I, you know, I still get a very vigorous erection.
So it's like nothing ever changed.
So I didn't really think anything of it until, like I
said, it was the urologist and he's like, he's really
interesting. Like thick curve point to your
(07:59):
Dick. Did something happen?
I'm like, yeah, I think I broke my Dick.
And he's like, oh, that would explain it.
Then I told him the story and he's like, oh, all right.
Do you think your curve is because of that?
Probably a little, yeah, that's probably a little bit why I have
a little bit of curve. Curve.
I do curve down, yeah. And I do have sort of like this
like thick point a little like my head, it thickens up and then
gets thinner again. When you get soft after getting
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louder, that's always the point when that's bent right away.
Yeah. Like, yeah, I can tell that
because like. As soon that is so yeah, softer.
But I, I mean, I was doing all sorts of kinky things when I was
younger already. I remember being in the bathroom
and there was the hamper was a big little hamper, the lid on
it. I mean, kids my age would know
that and I would sit up against the toilet and wrap my legs and
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I could get my Dick almost all the way down my throat.
I used to do this tabletop thing.
I did tie my balls a bit too, and yank and, like, hang things
off them that, you know, and we're talking about, like,
household things around, you know, you're right again. 1982.
So troubles. Yeah, you're exactly.
You know, I, I can't tell you how many times I've turned a
(09:04):
carrot and a cucumber into something to play with, Right.
So it was like, yeah, like I was.
Yeah, I was playing with this and I was, I, you know, I was, I
didn't have my first sexual experience in the men until I
was 21 that that we talked aboutin the last episode.
So, you know, a lot, all that stuff up until then was
exploring in those kinds of ways.
So yeah, I definitely was kinky.And then I discovered fucking.
(09:26):
And then I'm like, oh, I don't want to stick anything in my ass
ever again. I want to stick my Dick in
everybody else. And that's not what I do.
So OK, now you. Realize how you pass those to
not be able to do that at all anymore.
What do you mean? What?
You're a broken Dick. I know, but I was very grateful,
you know, very grateful. I have a lot of gratitude in my
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life. I'm very curious about the
anatomy of that though, right? Like what exactly?
Is it a cartilage? Is it a cartilage?
Now, so you're, yeah, you're, it's actually, yeah.
So your Dick is like a spongy tissue.
Actually, yes. So yeah, it's like, not really
cartilage. It's a spongy tissue.
That's only one way of. Inflates with like it's like
foam. Yeah, I don't know.
So yeah. And then it just.
(10:09):
Yeah, you can actually break it.So yeah, you can actually break
it. OK, so I've also had another
story of surgery on my Dick. So I had a sebaceous cyst on my
Dick that Frenchie asked me to remove.
So I. Just said it is possible and he
said yes but I just don't want to do it.
I said there kiss, I don't know all about that.
That was I was becoming less notthat good looking.
(10:32):
That was like a rock. I still stick on your Dick at
the end. It was big and I was feeling it
when he was fucking Yeah or it doesn't get that.
I get irritated. I figure it out one day.
That's that thing because it's like if you have a rock on a
fucking dildo big like that, that just every time that's
passed. But The thing is, he did it.
He was supposed to be stopped like one month of fucking.
(10:53):
Yeah, 2 weeks, 2 weeks, 2-3 weeks, maybe 200 to 6.
Oh my God, everything bad can happen to him not happen because
he's lucky like that and he RIP it off to one or two time and if
I need to stay what almost two months without fucking.
Six weeks. Six weeks, almost two months. 52
days. 52 days. And me, you know, I remember at
the. Beginning.
That's because of. Me you do that so like I will I
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will be cool. I will don't fuck around
anymore. Nothing at all.
And I all did the steal until the end.
He was. We did not have any other sex.
Wow. Because that was a little bit my
fault. It was making me feel.
Free. Yeah, because I had I had
stitches for seven days, which was actually the most annoying
part of the whole experience. And then and then about almost a
week later, we were lying in bedand I hard because I get
(11:37):
erections all the time and I wasjust rubbing up against him and
all of a sudden I'm like. Maybe I've forgotten.
That I was like, oops. And then I went outside and the
scar had just split right open. So.
And then it took another four weeks for that scar because I
went and saw the doctor. He's like, yeah, He's like, we
can't do anything. You can't put a butterfly
bandage on it. Nothing right, So and I do get
hard like every night. I wake up with election every
(12:00):
morning. So every day would huh, It's a
good problem. I'm not complaining, not
complaining, but but for four weeks, my cock would heal during
the day and then split a little.Heel split, heel split.
So it took a long time for that split to find.
It add some girth maybe? No, no, actually, surprisingly
enough, it's just a little like Scar.
If you don't know it was there before or you cannot never find
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Vietnamese because I know him too.
They're like OK you see a littlescared, but you will never.
Can't see it at all. No, you really can't see it.
The surgeon did a great job. He did a very small cut.
It was a gash when it was like it was disgusting.
I mean, he warned you. That's your fault.
But yeah, you know, that's what that's the nature of it and.
Cage on. There you go, ladies.
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And gentlemen, stop me from getting hurt.
No God. Hey I.
Don't like the cage we have? And let's talk about the.
Left of you, yeah. Maybe so.
J Rod. One time my mom wants to listen
to an episode. This is the fucking episode she
has to listen to. This is.
Bullshit. So J Rod, don't break your Dick.
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Don't stand. On it, don't worry your mom.
So yeah. So yeah, I was.
I was. Standing on it, don't balance on
it. Yeah, you.
Took you took. Like tabling?
You took furniture play to a whole new level.
That's almost abstract furniture.
It was like playing yeah, you know how people like people like
safe Fitz tools and so people that was foot stools.
I used to have a boy that's so much foot stool.
It's like great you. Can that was 1982 version of
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planking? Yes.
It reminds me of the one with two Half Men with us.
Where I got the a mind for that,the creativity for that, because
there was no, I wasn't looking at foreign, there was no
Internet. There was nothing feeding that.
It was just like, oh, you're just a good idea, OK.
You were just a sick, twisted kid.
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I was. Absolutely love it This.
Is for everybody here, but have you guys ever climbed up a pole
as a kid and you felt some sort?Of that.
Yeah, of course that that feeling.
What's going on here? Yeah, when you rub up against
something, it feels good. Wow.
The whole climbing the rope thing.
I was like an awakening. You're like something, something
going on. I mean, I mean I.
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Skipped Jim Clever. So it was.
Yeah. It was very erotic when you were
climbing the rope. Except baseball.
I participated in gym class during baseball.
Season that was, I avoided sports because I was aroused in
male situations. So that's why I didn't play a
lot of sports. I mean, I was also, I was also
clear as fuck, so I wasn't safe for that because people were
like, he's gay. There's nothing.
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With a boner when you play a game of basketball with your
board. Okay, and.
Junior high PE change in the locker room.
Hated it. That was the reason why I
skipped PE all through junior high and high school was the
change room. It's not a fun place.
Because when you're that young, as most guys know, it's the
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slightest little thing like. Erection gets everybody
wondering what's going on. You get a hard on, yeah.
And when you're gay in an enclosed room with 30 other guys
getting changed and naked and showering.
And seeing all that nice bum. Playing me.
Lord, you know what the guy would have said, huh?
Steer Japanese order, we said. Ah, why you check this Dick?
That's what will happen. For real.
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That's true, right? Yeah, nobody will blame the guy
with order and we know that's happened.
We're all guy, but the guy notices it.
Look, that is. That makes sense.
He's. Very.
You know, Frenchie's got some like.
Very It's because I must do it. You know what that will have
happened to me. And we said what the fuck you
old man God is still don't isolate yourself for stupid shit
like that. Just blame it on you.
Just had a thought. It was like, oh, I just had AI
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just had a horny. Thought I mean in 82 that wasn't
the case but. And a teenager.
I've always all done for nothing.
That's normal. That's it is normal.
That's normal. That's.
Normal and I'm grateful. Like I said, every more that's
wonderful for mine, so I'm not going to say no.
It's like you the morning Laurieput your Dick on me.
That's what I mean. I can understand because me if I
rob like my my my bison like if I rub that like against her ass,
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loving a bare ass like the skin I get on automatically.
Yeah, yeah, right away. That was my call.
When I was like multiple my girlfriend example, I was coming
behind and start to poke her. I said stop that.
Just see Jay Rod's face. This is very entertaining.
Yeah. We've had milder, we've had
milder episodes. There is nothing mild about this
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episode. I mean, it's because that was
special. We are a Nuts for Safe podcast.
Thank. You.
They are your choices, yes. And if you have previously
broken your Dick in the past, please send us a message and
tell us the story. Yes, I'd love to hear 'cause
I've actually. Heard no one know if there's
other people out there that havebroken their Dick.
Thank you. For a better story though,
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should give him something a prize.
Thank you for listening to that to make sure that I'm listening
to this podcast. I'm just thinking, I'm like, I
just want to make sure we get those warnings out there that,
you know, we are not. Yeah, we're not suggesting.
Yeah, I've I've kinky from a long.
Time. OK, I'm.
Trying to think of my first experience Sir.
Yeah, yeah. So I like, I have another.
So I have a. Oh no.
That's enough, I think. I have a guy not for me kinky
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who used to do things and he he told me his first kinky was
shoving eggs up his ass. That's less bad.
Interesting. No, until the shell breaks.
But yeah, how did he? Yeah.
Hard boiled, hard boiled, hard boiled, hard boiled.
Hard boiled hard. Boiled.
Hard boiled. Hard boiled eggs.
J Roger sounds like he's speaking from experience.
Sounds like a birth. Now I mean.
You don't have a way you can stand on a egg without broking
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it. Well, it's a very so the thing
about his theory was that like one of the most hard structures,
so you hard boil, you create a really strong thing and he would
stick them up his ass and then. Whish shell.
Whish shell, That's a lot of trouble if I put something in
your ass. I mean you have to boy dem
interviews. I don't know if the 8th.
Match. It's almost like a birthing
kink. I I well, he yeah, I mean, he
definitely is pursuing more. Chocolate covered eggs.
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Kind of like trans and female, kind of like kink for him.
But. Side note, that's actually a
kink I really want to get into. Eggs and eggs.
Yeah, no, not eggs, but like they have like.
I heard eggs. Like birthing, birthing kink,
right? So it's like basically you're
like, there's versions of it and.
What are you birthing? It's like you could use alien
eggs type of thing. Like it's a whole thing.
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It's really hot. I don't.
Know yeah, because you have likea fig you have eggs you put in
your ass yeah I see that that's.Cool you're.
Basically, so you've seen this. I see that online.
Role-playing and you're impregnating yourself, your no,
your partner in my case, and they actually have like a whole,
a whole alien tentacle dildo with eggs pre lubed and
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everything. It's a whole thing.
I mean, you must. Have.
I don't know, I wanna do that with my abduction play that I've
never done. When you abduct somebody and
they wake up tied to a table with.
And they have eggs in their art.You're this freaky alien.
This episode went right off the rails.
I have no idea where one day. And now we're sticking alien
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things up. People with eggs.
Great. Wow.
Yeah, I know it's gone. I thought I was kinky.
It's gone to alien abduction, eggs things.
Has no one seen aliens? Yes.
Yeah. Alien AVP Well, there are many
fetishes and kinks I don't actually think I think are
great. I think a lot of them are
amazing. I think that's.
So much fun. So much fun.
There are maybe one or two that I'm like, but that's about it.
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Like otherwise I'm always open to hear anybody's kink.
Like let's hear it. Like what he's what's you like
to rub up against balloons? Awesome.
What did I do for you? Like to wait?
Rub up against what? Balloons.
Yeah, like. That one is stuff like that's
intriguing to me too. Intriguing.
Yeah. Why is that?
What did you did the brain. Did you have a birthday party
that you got? We've had blowjob out or
something I. Don't know.
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We've had a couple. We've had a full line kink
episode. It was a lot of fun.
I think we probably had about two of them.
I think that was one of our highest listen to episodes was.
This one. I wait for that one, the broken
Dick. Yeah, after today, we'll wait to
see exactly. I'll let you know what the
ratings show on this one. This one's gonna spike.
It's it's the title is gonna make this one spike.
(19:48):
Daddy H is broken Dick. Yeah, I.
Just. Called the broken Dick that I'm
gonna say Daddy H is the broken Dick the broken.
Dick, the broken Dick of the. The broken Dick.
Yeah, there's. There's not a.
Broken Dick. Daddy H is broken Dick episode
sure now I just. Drop.
I shudder it. Yeah, we'll just say Daddy's
broken Dick. Daddy's broken Dick, yeah?
(20:08):
I didn't hear anybody. What was that?
We'll drop the H and just go. Daddy's broken Dick.
How? Does that.
Work because that just opens up so many so many avenues that it
will make people listen to find out what the.
Fuck me if I saw broken Dick I will want to check right away
even if I don't even know what is the.
(20:29):
#Broken. Dick, what I mean?
Has bit my foot. What at?
Least not your Dick. That cat is Evolish.
We don't have any peanut butter.So does anybody else have any
Like what so? No.
Not like anybody else. Keep your kinky.
What was your first kinky? Let me start trying to think
about that. Yeah, I gotta think about.
That anybody else like I mean solike fetish and kink is very
(20:52):
different. I put the leaves around my
friend one time one of my girlfriend was just aside the
bed and I just take the color put that hot start after that to
order and I say bark like a fucking dog and she bark and
after we all don't like paracidein the bed like I laugh at her.
She said what I said. I cannot believe you Bulk for
real. And she said yes, I did.
I said yeah, I remember that. Remember this moment?
(21:14):
I think it's hot too. I think all that kind of.
Stuff's hot, That's OK. That's anything you that would
consider the fetishy. What was the first moment in
your life you were like, I'm a little bit kinky or, or looking
back, you didn't even know it you.
Didn't even know it. Like like so funny thing about
Frenchie is that as I learn and he starts to talk about things,
he's like holy fuck dad, I did that as a kid.
(21:36):
That was actually really gay, really kinky or daddy.
No, it's just because young you do thing and you forgot about
that later. It's like, yeah, I already did
that. Finally.
I got one thing to add with my with my ex-girlfriend there.
One of the things I did, I didn't even think about it.
And it's I wasn't watching any like crazy porn or anything like
(21:57):
that. But I took my belt.
I I already, I went into a very natural Dom energy where I put
the belt around her and brought her and close to me.
There you go. Like around her ass, whatever
pulled her in. And yeah, that was a whole
thing, to be honest, that kind of like she was like, oh, and
she thought I actually was gonnago further with that.
(22:18):
And I wasn't. I was literally just doing that.
Yeah. And.
Just for help with that. Yeah, that.
Opened up a conversation she's like she's like we'll use the
belt more and more later in the future right like she's like I
am open to that whatever but yeah, I just I didn't even think
about it but I just this happened actually just.
That's how you find the best thing you're.
Gonna use this. OK, good.
(22:39):
I tell you some time, no, the best time is when she was.
Cute AF. Improvised.
Yeah, improvisation, be a good dumb.
You just have to be able to infer like so as a person who
comes who's done this a lot in kink and stuff like that, the
thing I will say, it's a pet peeve.
We were probably pet peeves is when people are like can you
please script to me what's goingto happen when we come over for
(22:59):
this kinky. Experience.
They just very cool. And it's like, literally, yeah,
it's like, literally. Well, I'd like to know what the
narrative is and how it's going to play out each piece.
I'm like, well, then you're not.That's not kink.
Fetish and kink are about a fluidity that happens.
You have a checklist of items that you talk about.
You talk about agreements and all that stuff.
So you have those dialogues and conversations.
But to be so narrative. And it's not a book.
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This isn't book club you're coming to.
This is a sexual experience. A and when.
You plan. That's always.
Good. Some people do operate with that
as well. Some people find like minded
people like that and you have that.
Absolutely. Yes, they can, and I've seen
that, yes. I just want to stand in the
corner and watch. We've experienced that already,
yeah. That's my job.
Come tomorrow night, yeah, you're.
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So. I'd say like.
Those are more A types, but theydo exist.
They do exist and there is so I did sex work for a while and I
found it interesting when you would deal with a types and sex
work because you you really haveto they for them to surrender.
Like we talked about surrendering, right?
They for them to release and surrender to an experience is
really difficult for them to like let it go and for them to
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their fully their body to like relax and and explore what it
means to like your body feels something and your like your
nervous system feels stuff is really hard for some people,
totally, really hard for something.
So yeah. I'm sure some woman I've never
tasted or gas of their life before dying.
I'm sure that's happened. Oh, probably.
Like except Paul, like the wife of your uncle.
I don't know what that says. She just the guy was not talking
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of that back in the days. Even the fear to masturbate like
the idea that my God, you don't masturbate.
Like what? My God, don't exploit.
You pointing at. Me.
What I'm? You're a token female.
There's a female across the table.
Look breasts. Pointing at you because I wanted
to say something. It took me this long to realize
it wasn't an actual kiss. Shirt.
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Shirt. Yeah, and the first thing I
said. Over this shirt was Yeah, I just
realized I appreciate this. It was.
Second time I've seen her wear it, I've got.
It, I know, and I've seen it before, but I just sell it.
I know. I just realized that it was.
It's for sale. I have commercial license.
I can. Sell it, Yeah, if you can.
Make that I can make. Yeah, she makes these.
Yeah, that's why I'm. Yeah, that's hers.
I can. Sell it.
I have the commercial license. For this image.
No, wait, that's your yes. Her image?
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No, no I didn't. Make it.
I bought a commercial license I have permission to replicate.
To replicate the image. And sell.
For profit if you buy the right,yeah.
Yeah, she paid somebody to have that image, but yeah, yeah.
Do you still have any kinks or kinky side fetishi?
Really I. I I have you an expert.
Have you? We just play.
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So role play is a thick kink. Yeah.
That is an absolute kink. Yeah, right.
So do you. Have a family dog when you were
younger? Nobody heard that because you
weren't in the microphone. No.
She heard. Yeah, not we.
Weren't allowed pets. I wonder why?
I had a Bunny. A Bunny, yeah.
You can't do much with a Bunny. Never come see you or do tricks
(25:52):
on that day. Yeah.
Peter Cottontail. My name is Bunny.
I am going to run this episode through the AI program and I
cannot wait to see what it comes.
Up with, right? The program will just jam.
It's just gonna be, you know what it's gonna say.
Nope. I want nothing to do with this.
It's gonna come back. AI is gonna spark and smoke and
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crash. It's just going to know it's
going. To be the death of AI in our
place. Skynet, we will fuck you up.
Thank God that's what I keep saying.
Skynet. It's fucking Skynet.
It is. It's Skynet.
It's in the early. It's in the early life.
Let's start with the coffee machine.
I don't think that. You speak on behalf of J Rod,
but I do believe you're you're you are still very vanilla
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coming into yourself to begin with.
Never do table. But you're still young.
There are some things. That you don't know about me?
And. Your mom is about to find out.
Nope. Nope.
Because mom's listening, no. No, no.
What happens? What happens between me?
(26:58):
And yourself. And myself and I.
And the videos that I watch are between me, myself and I, OK.
And. I will not disclose any
information on that. And you do.
That they're into granny porn. Midget porn.
Seniors Midget porn. They're little.
Take all your guesses. Take all the guesses you want.
You're not going. To get it.
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That's a yeah, people too much open, you have to pull more or
is there. Too much open.
That's a hard that's like that'slike the most no.
Ever lived thank. You.
I just guess. She hear what Frenchie said.
Quiet and cold. But hey, this is the people
Sometimes you say after the sex like the other one, don't stop
talking. My God, you have dealt that part
(27:39):
under that case. You just do whatever you do, you
close the drawer. But I thank God that you make no
one suffer. Like I said, Oh my.
God, yeah. I don't know which one's worse.
I got nothing. I I'm not even gonna start on
this episode. Like I one.
Hell of a threesome. Sorry, like I said.
This episode is close to being banned.
(28:00):
Like I said, you can guess all you want, you're not gonna get
it. That's why we don't need to
guess it. It's for, it is actually for
you. So that's fine, yeah.
Thank you. I did realize something deep
subconscious. You had an epiphany.
This is what started that. In the washroom, you had an
epiphany. But I thought about this, you
know, with this girl that I lostmy virginity to, the absolute
(28:23):
sweetheart, had a really tough life, honestly, and I sensed
that. But just a beautiful person,
very resilient, got through all of it.
Very beautiful person and I thought about that.
I'm like, you know, maybe because she was experienced in
the bedroom and I wasn't maybe my maybe my love or my wanting
for to be be a sub came from that experience a little.
(28:46):
Bit it'd be a. Little bit, yeah.
But yeah, I've always loved empowering women, especially
like her, and giving them a safeplace to truly explore their
whole spirit and and whole right.
And yeah, there's something I just, I've always really liked
that seeing these very nice people, very beautiful people
rise up and empower themselves. And I think that's where my
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sudden came from. Sex is very empowering for sure.
Right? I mean AI mean to be penetrated
by something or someone is a pretty a powerful thing from
that. Person you can be dominant and
people don't do it all yeah yeah, yeah I always get fucked
by your. And you know, I always say like
as a Dom, I have the power, but at the end of the day, when it
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says like when, if they said stop or whatever, they the power
actually lies with the sub, right?
It's like, and that's what if a real Dom knows that, then you
can you know how to explore that.
But the real power lies with your sub.
If you really truly respect and understand what sub and Dom play
is about. But stop.
Smacking the table. I was because.
(29:53):
I wanna smack something. Right now table you know we like
table, table you'll. Never be able to eat dinner.
Everything. I do have an update from my from
my first time story in the previous episode.
So the friend of mine that I first played around with back in
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elementary school, many, many, many, many, many years later,
this was a couple years ago, we actually got together and
officially had sex. That's what.
Officially had sex. OK.
Wow. So you wrote you like signed a
document and like, hey, it's official.
(30:38):
Really. Get that away from the
microphone. Yep.
You can start. Passing so the mugs don't break
double wrap. Beautiful chaotic episode.
Wonderful. Well, just 20.
Minutes. I don't even know.
Yeah, I just. Is let's start with a broken
Dick and finish with the other thing.
We got broken Dicks, we got tabling, we got broken bottles
(30:59):
of wine like. Take them away.
That was a very animate session.Well, you got you still got half
an hour. Yeah, not that bad.
I was checking that. I was thinking, yeah, we no.
No, no, a lot of shit has occurred in half an hour, 15
minutes from now, I will disappear for just a few
moments. You certainly don't meet me on
this podcast. I will like order us or order us
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some food. We.
Can do it right from there too, you know.
No, I requires a phone call. Yeah, it's better.
Phone call, the app is OK, but phone calls it's just, yeah,
just better. I'm the old school, it's better
to actually talk to people than do a lot of stuff online.
An application. I hate that.
Yeah, sometimes it's just betterto get that female.
And again, I really must say, onbehalf of my hubby's episode,
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sorry J Rod's mom, that this is,yeah, poor.
Woman, she didn't deserve that. Why did she choose?
Why? Why did she choose today to
listen? Like, I mean, not that we knew
the subject matter, so we didn'tknow what we were talking about.
It was meant to be no. Because I was hanging, I was
having breakfast with her and her girlfriend at Dim Sum.
And she mentioned, she said thatwhat do you want to do after
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this? Like, you want to go shopping or
you want to go home? And like, like, well, I actually
am going to do the podcast. Yeah.
And then she said yeah, I'm gonna listen to it.
I'm like OK, OK, that's great. And then I said, I remember
saying like, OK, be careful cuz there's gonna be.
(32:27):
Content. There's gonna be content in
episodes that you might not let like, not like or agree with or
something like. That not be used to hearing.
Used to, yes, she's. Not hanged by a lot.
Exposed to yes, she's to hearingfind normal.
Maybe she didn't watch it normal.
I'm true in her eyes. I'm still.
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I'm still her. Baby boy, baby boy.
That's fair. Well, in All in all fairness in.
My mom's eyes. I'm still her little baby, Yeah.
That doesn't change. I mean, the thing about, you
know, it's about normalizing things.
And if we put shame attached to them, it's harder to make them
normal. So and they are hard things to
talk about and they're hard things to listen to and hear,
(33:10):
especially when they're about close family or friends or
things we don't necessarily wantto hear about each other.
But you know, it's like anything, mental health,
sexuality, gender identity. If we don't keep those things
conversations talking, we don't make them normal and normal from
a standpoint that we that there's a discussion that should
be had always and not shamed into or out of something.
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I was talking to Sharon outside during the break and my mom did
say that she enjoys the mental health aspect of it.
Thank you the. Mental health shadows.
And I actually forgot to do a a shout out to not we always do
the mental health. It's always important to do the
988 and we always do the importance.
(33:53):
You know, it's OK not to be OK. And that's how we always try.
If we don't do it in one, we always do it in the secondary.
It's always in the show. But we actually ran into and we
got a message from a very old friend of ours, which we forgot
to do a shout out to Cody, who we met.
He is our redneck friend from down in Portland area.
And we met him a whole other story.
(34:14):
He's an amazing guy. Him and his family down there
are super cool. And just randomly out of the
blue last night, we got a message saying, hey, you know,
do you want to chat? So we Snapchat.
We video chatted for about over an hour.
He's becoming a really great dad.
He's got a new girlfriend. His son has really grown up to
be super amazing. Just that there's an entire
story of how we met and it was really cool last night because
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he wants me, hopefully all threeof us, myself, Josh, Brandon to
maybe do a sub podcast, even a couple of episodes about Jeeping
and some of our experiences thatwe've experienced during Jeeping
and have all of a sudden kind ofa little podcast.
But even he last night said so he obviously followed it and
leading up to that, and that's what he said.
(34:59):
He's like, you know what, I knowhow important mental health is
and how much you're involved in the mental health and dealing
with the kids. I know how that's important to
you. So even he's followed it and
he's picked up on that. The podcast and a lot of the
things that we do, we definitelyreinforce and support and, and
make sure that people are aware about the importance of that
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mental health. So it was really cool because I
never really thought if he actually really followed it.
But we haven't talked to him forlike 2 years, but he did follow
it and he has picked up on the importance of that.
So it kind of led into that. No, my mom.
I love my mom no matter what. Oh, she I'm glad.
I'm glad you have the support. That's great.
I don't have that support in my family, so I'm I'm happy to see
(35:41):
that. But you have it in yours.
She always says don't add to thepopulation, don't subtract to
the population and don't multiply the population.
That's and don't end up in the news and in prison.
That's. Very good.
Advice. Oh my God, I did the both me.
Oh, mother. In the news, yeah, but you
weren't in the news for. You were good in the.
News more than one time, not just for bad things.
Not just for bad things. Yeah, yeah, Spider was on the
(36:03):
news. But it's got to be a positive.
I've been on the yes, but I was on the news in a weird way.
So Spider. Was me too once.
Spider was interviewed at a jeeping event that we used to
attend and while he was being interviewed, the camera was
scrolling around and Spider's balls were hanging from.
No way. The Jeep.
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My back, my face. His real balls.
The fake balls, yeah. I was the kid that was the real.
I was for that crazy. Oh my God.
It's so funny because the story aired on like the 6:00 PM news.
You can see the balls. And you can see the balls.
But when the story re aired at 11 on the Balls Evening News,
(36:45):
they cut it. They cut it.
The camera cut just before you saw the balls, Yeah.
So someone had. Someone reported.
You did it. You did.
It but they but yeah, my balls were famous.
So funny. That's so awesome.
That's cool. Balls were famous.
Balls of glory. Yeah, they were good.
But that's what I think. I have it the video.
Yeah, I always have fun. On my phone, I recorded it on
(37:06):
the news nice. And I saw it and you can see his
his fake balls that he got from Billy Ballbags.
Billy Ballbags, he's so great. He's an amazing guy.
I mean, his money goes to. Wait, are those the balls that
were pierced? Yes, OK.
Oh, the badge too. Badge too.
Yes, yeah, of course. He's such a great guy.
He should start putting his linkin there because he's such a
great guy. Yolva.
(37:27):
Volva, Volva, That's a bad. Thing that had everything.
I liked, I liked Franchi's comment when he was coming
outside. What did you say when you come
over? You were putting in one of our
We have pictures of you with theshark heads and what was the
first one you had the shark headand the.
Puppy head on 1st The Wolf 1. The Wolf 1 you were saying was
like every time you come over toour house or it's always.
Everything I go here, I try a mask, like if it's like a Star
(37:49):
Wars mask or like a Captain America, then you give me.
I still have it good. Hi, out somewhere and after that
the last time I have a kind of like big mouth full of two.
It was like a monster of 10 everything.
Yeah. So just it's just always fun.
That's. That's the gay man's vision of a
vagina. Yeah, yeah.
That thing has teeth, right? That has teeth.
Yeah, it has teeth. So it's just always fun.
(38:10):
Hairy and teeth. We we enjoy creating a crawl.
Space. You, you all get out of that, by
the way. I'm just saying.
Yeah, we always. That's that's what I tell
people. It's like, when did you know you
were gay? I'm like when I was.
Born first time. When I was born, I saw what I
came out of and when I ain't fucking going back.
Yeah, when it's done. So we we we try and create a
safe space in this house. The doctor didn't need to spank
(38:31):
me. Not.
For the bottle of wine, no, Yeah, not.
For the bottle of wine. No, the bottle of wine is gone.
Yeah. And that's, you know, in as a
Dom, that's the most important thing about anything is creating
safe space for somebody. It is we, we've, we've actually
asked, I think in all the parties we've had here, we've
actually, I think I know of two that we've actually asked to
leave and then are now welcome back.
Because their views were, you know, that it was a friends of a
(38:53):
friends who came in that, you know, that they thought they
were OK and they were like, you know what, obviously you're, you
don't have the same values. You're not welcoming and you're
not accepting everybody's hero. So unfortunately, you know what,
it's time for you to leave and you are not welcome back.
So that's why it's important whenever we, yeah.
And whenever we have friends over, we have someone that says,
hey, can I bring my friend over?I'm like, you know who we are?
(39:14):
You know what we do, you know, we create a safe space, you know
it's going to be a good time. And if they're not welcoming or
accepting of anything like that and.
There's going to be people of all walks of life.
You know, like it's not. We don't.
Sorts of crazy things, yeah. So if you're just shout out to
Rubber J, yeah, yeah. What was this name your friend?
Russell. Russell, he's, yeah.
He's been here three times and he loves it and he comes back.
(39:36):
All the time, for real. He hasn't been here when Robert
J has been here, though, so thathe's got to keep that.
Rubber J is, yeah, Rubber J is fine.
But yeah, I know he came over and Russell's been here like two
or three times. He loves it.
Like. He's a handler at heart.
He totally is, and he loves it. He came over and every time he
comes over, he asks me all the time.
He's like, hey, you know, when'sthe next party?
(39:57):
When are we getting together? He loves it.
He's a. Really.
That's a party? Yeah.
Yeah, it's a sweetheart. He is a sweetheart and say.
I love you guys. We love you too, man.
Russell I. Love you too.
Well, I'm gonna skip out. I'm gonna leave this
conversation to you for about 5 minutes.
I'm gonna order some food just in advance so.
And queue. Silence.
Yeah, queue. Silence.
Juki, please. Got this.
(40:18):
I got. This Yeah.
Please keep the conversation. Where will it take us going?
I like that's going. Somewhere I just want to get off
my chest that I am done dealing with conventional boxer briefs.
Why boxer briefs? So what?
Does this mean we're talking about underwear now?
Let's. Go yeah, so OK was.
This his kink? Normally I wear like Under
(40:39):
Armour boxer briefs all the time, never had a problem with
them before. I'm currently wearing a pair of
Under Armour. Boxer brief.
So like the fitted one, right? The more.
Fitted the twitted ones that are, you know, like halfway down
your thighs. Yeah, I always get that tight.
I've always taken over. So.
T bones I. Have this is worse.
I have worn those for years and years, never had a problem with
(41:00):
them. Recently discovered more pouchy
underwear like Wildman tee for the well endowed man.
A spacious pouch for everything.Which Wildman tea is called?
Wildman Tea is 1 underwear brandand their underwear is extremely
(41:20):
comfortable. They've got a very nice pouch
that you put all your junk into that keeps everything separate
and flowing and there's room to move and it's great, it's
fantastic, but it keeps everything away from the thighs.
I'm beginning to realize the under armours never did that and
I'm having issues with that now to the point where I think I am
(41:43):
like I have to. Buy only one.
Revamp my entire underwear collection to pouchy underwear.
Dear, I don't like one that's. Your husband's gonna be real
happy about that. Well, I mean.
Why are you putting up your hand?
And I will tell you something loose pouch like that lol that's
less attractive. Something tight when you see
under. Yeah, so pouchy underwear.
(42:06):
Wildman tee is a good brand. Sucrew is another brand that you
don't even have to be well endowed to have the pouch.
They're they're pouchy underwear, but you don't need to
be daddy age. Yeah, yeah, but I, I, I'm not
(42:28):
way more than him because he's bigger with his odd.
But me, basically I'm almost 16,so I'm just.
Saying you look for him all the.Time never have spots.
You think I like when everythingis staying at the same place and
I can that doesn't move. That's annoying when that's
move. That's like a girl running
without fucking sport bro. Yeah, so.
Not yet. Those those are the two brands
that I have purchased that I have that are.
(42:48):
Really. I will look those up.
There's another brand, there's acouple other brands that I've
discovered. One is called Real Man, and
their brand actually have different pouch sizes, like bra
cup sizes. They've got ABC and D, So they
say the best way to so determinewhich pouch size would best fit
(43:10):
you would be to grab everything,balls and junk all in your hand.
And stump it in there. No, Compare it to a fruit, a
sport ball size like softball. What?
Baseball, Pickleball. Tennis ball?
Basketball. Oh you bet Lord, then a lot of
guy would buy more bigger than you need just by fucking ego and
(43:31):
that's what not to work. Ego is crazy, yeah.
So. Sharon, are you on X?
Are you going to be not reposting on on Under Armour?
No no no, I'll still repost it because I find Under Armour to
be absolutely sexy on other people.
OK it's like if anything Under Armour I find is sexy clothing
(43:52):
for some reason it's it's very much a fetish AI love under.
Armour. Men's clothing, yes.
If I see Under Armour waistband,that's it, I'm done.
Like that's a little bit creamedto my pants right now.
Done. Notes in Brain Test.
Yeah, so Wildman Tee, Sucrew, Real man bike Bikeo, I think
(44:18):
it's another one that's out recently that's got very pouchy
spacious underwear for the well endowed man.
There are junk mail. One does too because we have one
junk mail Jockster that has a pouch in the front.
Yeah, but again, I like that onethat's old in place.
I don't like when that's move. Let's can just create problem
friction pain. Do we already slap your ball
because you fall or drum somewhere?
(44:39):
Me, yes, that's annoying and anything you need to stop there.
And you know what? Just I find that fucking more
sexy when it's tight and like then for me like a baggy trunk.
That's not sexy at all. It's all tight, but there's like
a pouch that you put. Everything so you don't know the
size of the thing. So it don't stick to your legs.
I mean, we move inside still, that's annoying.
(45:01):
Not really. I move a lot in a day.
Me. No, that's need to hold I.
Mean that's fair. You'll have to try it to figure.
Out he wears A jarg strap so he likes a pouch.
Yes, and I find jock straps to be very restricting.
I find jock straps very restricting too.
Actually, you might as well weara pair of tighty Whitey free to
the looms. But I mean, that's what I.
Like go to freaking Walmart. I know why I.
(45:23):
Had to move everywhere. That's just just annoying.
That's not that's not practical.I want my 2I.
Just had to get it off my chest.No, I appreciate that cuz I'm I,
I. Him, he's the same.
Thing get it off your crotch. Fair.
Thank you. That was great.
Thank you. Sit off the crotch.
I don't. Have.
(45:44):
That problem to but so I will talk about one thing I was at
work and as a lady was getting abra and I say well have you ever
gone for a proper bra fitting right.
She decided to go for a proper bra fitting.
Well, now her boobs sit where they supposed to sit, up high
and beautiful. And she's having a hard time
with it because she's like, these are really, it's really
weird. I see them all the time.
I'm like, yeah, that's where they're meant to be, you know
(46:06):
that. Yeah.
Like, they're not meant to hang at your navel.
No, they're meant to be up aboveyour breast line, which is here
and our breast line. Know that a lot of women don't
realize that they actually have two different cup sizes breasts.
Well, yeah, no, nobody's body issymmetrical.
You know, two different size testicles.
What's? That we.
Were taught. That in health class.
Yeah. We also have two different sized
(46:27):
testicles, you know, So that's pretty normal.
Two different size everything, yeah.
Nostrils, eyeballs. Didn't know about the.
Tests 99.8% of women out there will buy like AB cup instead of
getting a proper fitting bra. Yeah, which they could be AC and
AB or AB and an A. Yeah.
Some girl take more little for have more boobs too.
(46:49):
Yeah. Some people.
Yeah, a lot of them don't wear the right bills, so go get a bra
fitting lady. It's not that embarrassing,
right? It's important, it is.
Important. Yeah, equal the weight I guess
too. Maybe a?
Little bit it does it, it definitely helps out the back.
Yeah, when they're worn right. Huh.
I go there. I have I need a magical fellow.
She used to have like a morded ecoop.
She used to have a hell of a pair.
(47:10):
And so like she was cannot run if you don't have a sport bra,
because that's very that's no, no, she cannot like do a
jogging. I understand.
Yeah, no, we. Can't have the girls bouncing
all over the. Place oh in the sport bra.
I already buy one for her like that.
So you need Kelly T. You don't buy that at all then.
Or shit like that. That was 100 and more Brawl.
That was a good gift. My girlfriend OK so not like
(47:33):
romantic girlfriend but a femalefriend, a female friend my
girlfriend actually had a breastaugmentation done that was paid
for by healthcare My. Girlfriend had the same thing.
Because they were so big, she was actually beginning to get a
hump. A humpback.
Not so, not. An and then my girlfriend, she
(47:53):
was getting like. Yeah, all.
Right. Sorry, Reduction, reduction.
Thank you. Reduction.
No, I. Know several women who.
Have Yeah, so they, they actually paid for her to get a
reduction. Healthcare did because it was
actually beginning to cause health problems with her.
Like I said, she was beginning to get a humpback.
Yep, because of the weight pulling her down and everything
else. And I actually was with her when
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she went to go for the surgery. You know, I dropped her off at
the hospital help. I was there when she checked in
and then I left. I came back when it was time to
go home. She told me, and this is nowhere
to lie, this came out of her mouth, that after the surgery,
you know, she was all bandaged up and she was on the bed.
(48:37):
You know, they told her, OK, situp.
So she's, you know, she sat up and then when they stood her up,
they stood her up, you know, kind of went over it basically
went from a sitting to a standing but still sitting
position. And then they said stand up.
So she stood up and out of forceof the habit with all the extra
weight that she used to have, she went up like she normally
(49:00):
would have and flipped her ass right over onto the bed.
Too much power. Yeah, like, I can't remember
exactly how much weight they took off, but I'm pretty sure it
was around the 30 LB mark. What mark?
Yeah. Whoa.
(49:21):
She went from like a Triple J toa borderline C.
Whoa. So.
People don't. Have a borderline BC cup and
they were natural. All natural.
That's huge. So hence the reason why when she
stood straight up, she kept going over backwards.
Yeah, no kidding. Wow.
I can't imagine the back pain she.
Must have. No, she's doing and the.
(49:41):
Relief that she had afterwards. Yeah, Yeah.
No, she, I mean, she's still recovering.
Like she's still going through chiropractic, Yeah.
To straighten everything out. And this was like 10 years.
Now yes, I have a question. Straightening out her back
talking. About breasts now.
No, I have questions because they looked inside.
I looked inside and I saw AT Bone sitting down in the he.
Barely said a word. I felt the power.
(50:03):
I felt the power though. I was curious.
We actually did look into it andwe actually asked, I think
Season 2 we were thinking about and we said who would like to
actually for an episode, sit in this chair?
And run the. Show and moderate and run an
episode and understand how you have to be like a parent and,
(50:23):
you know, control people's not talking over each other and
actually being the host of the episode.
I want to be no part of that. It's almost like GM vibes,
Dungeon Master vibes. It should be.
I was Adm for most of my life. Didn't T-bone actually run an
episode once? I believe he came pretty close
to it, but he's never sat in theactual chair.
He's never sat down in the moderator chair.
(50:43):
And not the reader. Power.
I don't know why, but it does actually make you more aware.
Well, it does, but. You're more aware of the
talking. Over the thing about sitting in
that chair too is you actually do need the headphones on so you
can control the volume of other people too, so you got to know
that shit too. It is because you can act like
and that's the whole point wherewe all supposed to have
headphones so we can understand when you're too far away from
(51:06):
each other's voice and listen toyour voice.
But on that note, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank
our guests for coming out. Again, you're welcome.
And as always, you both are always welcome.
Thank you. Make sure you book in advance.
We're booking into 2026. Now we're but we're booked.
We're coming back for the birthday.
You will be back for my birthdayepisode.
(51:28):
August 31st will be the birthdaypodcast and then the birthday
party afterwards. Which will be broadcasted on
September 6th. No.
Is anybody here allergic to peanut butter?
It's allergic. Do you want to know why?
I know you like peanut butter sobad, and no, I know why.
Oh fuck God, I'll. Bring I'll bring Apple, I'll
(51:49):
bring monster cookies. That's OK, I'm not can.
You put peanut butter in your monster cookies.
Yes, there's peanut butter. Don't want to eat?
Them alrighty stinky pups. Secret word of this episode is.
Broken. Peanut butter butter.
OK, peanut butter. No, we said that would be broken
Dick. That's.
All bro that Dick we said that episode.
Yeah, we said. That in the last episode.
But that means they would have heard it and they don't have to
(52:11):
listen to this episode. Those stinky pups need a new
word because they need to listento it.
Yeah, it's peanut butter. It's peanut butter for the
stinky pups. Shout out to Chase, Teagle,
Billy and Ellos. Yay, my hubby even gives them
shout outs. Hello.
Jay Rod's mom. Well, you didn't do it in the
last episode, so somebody had to.
I was waiting for you to see if someone wanted to do it.
(52:32):
Thank you everyone for coming out.
Remember it is OK. I just about said it's not OK
and y'all heard it. It's not OK.
It is OK to not be OK. Reach out, call a friend, call
family, call 988 or whatever number it is in your local area.
(52:52):
988 is good for USA and Canada. There is somebody there, they
will listen, they will help you reach out.
You're not alone. J Rod or talk to your friends,
family, loved ones. Well, yeah, acquaintances.
The first ones you should reach out to.
Or like me, play World of Warcraft.
(53:14):
That's been seriously, it's beenso good for my mental health
right now. It's something I could focus on.
If it works for you then it is agood thing.
It's a self for. You.
It's a good thing. We call it a self-care routine.
I miss. That's what it's doing.
And for sure kid, don't try tabling at home.
And that, yeah, we're gonna words of.
Wisdom, thank you Daddy H Thank you Frenchie for coming again.
(53:37):
Always a pleasure, it's. Always fun.
We're gonna we got some pizza going.
My lovely cast, I appreciate y'all.
And on that note, we will. I guess you will hear us all in
two weeks. In two weeks, yeah, We're going
on vacation, kids. Enjoy your vacation, love, peace
and chicken grease. Bark, bark, bark.
Rare tea.
Very nice. And there we are.
How? Do you emulate smoke in a joint?
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, you got to get the coughing in.
There. Yeah, I was just going to say I.
Mean the coughing. Not my first time though so I
don't cough. No, I would still cough.
Yeah, even though. You still have a choke.
Is that what you're saying? Gag reflex, Yeah.
(00:25):
Yeah, at least for smoke. It's not with a bunk.
I have a choke on a weed. On that note, welcome to
Squirrels After Dark Uncensored Season 3 Episode 13.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. I am your host, Sharon Dubois,
and I'm so happy to be here withsuch a wonderful cast and a
(00:46):
talkative one that just won't shut up sometimes.
Looking at you, Frenchie. Actually, this is the most
talkative Frenchie's ever been. Yeah, that is very true
actually. You always say it.
I don't talk enough, and now I talk and I see.
It no, I'm actually glad you're talking cuz you've always
actually been very quiet on the podcast.
I see in your tutor Sharon and Daddy.
Yeah, douche. So I'm I'm I'm actually glad How
(01:09):
much? Because and that's the leader of
the podcast, so he's always right.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
Thanks Frenchie. We have our cast and two
wonderful reoccurring guests. As you all heard, we do have Pop
Frenchy. Yeah, well.
I will not talk. You will talk against me.
(01:31):
After we've got Daddy H. Hello, hello.
And I know just quickly before. And.
They're lovely on on the YouTubechannel, if you watch it, the
first piece of merch that we're going to be getting into has
been displayed. It's very cool.
We have the beautiful Juki. Hello.
(01:54):
This sexy beast T-bone. Love Explosion.
Yes, he is the cute and cuddly Otter pup Titan Rare J Rod.
Nice to have you here and my loving husband who puts up with
so much and is a clean freak. I love you spider pup.
(02:19):
Bark bark bark Rick Hunter we here and spaz is running around
you've. Given me the meow dirty eye.
That's because you just shampooed half the carpet.
That's the new. Order Yeah, so back story to
that Pop franchise stood up and accidentally knocked a bottle of
wine off our wine rack wall. Because I think you're doing too
(02:40):
much. OK, let's leave.
It was. When it landed on the carpet,
the bottom of the bottle broke off and the entire bottle landed
on our cream colored carpet. So yes, we, we had a, we had a
little bit. Of cream Again, though, we.
Yeah, it was a spider, Yeah. We had we had a little bit of an
emergency steam carpet cleaning session here.
(03:02):
Thanks to the Clean Freak. Yeah, hey, you went on that like
a fucking surgeon. Yeah, Yep.
I you think it's the first time that I haven't spilled a whole
fucking glass of wine over it? Do you know how many wine?
Knowing you, I always said no, that's it.
There's a reason why houses on the res have linoleum floors,
yeah. No, I spilled.
I spilled a whole glass over Jukey.
One Yeah, yeah, yeah, she told that more, you know.
(03:22):
I had it here and they just did the same thing and the whole
glass was the. Glass was fine, by the way.
Did the shirt recover? It was shorts and yes they did.
Yeah. Was that here for that?
Yeah, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, yeah.
All over the couch, a bunch of times.
The carpet. Yeah, but.
Your couch was a good color. It's actually stain resistant.
(03:43):
When we first bought it, the guywho sold it to us, he's like,
yeah, the material is stain resistant and actually pet
resistant from, you know, from clawing and that sort of cats,
that sort of thing. Do everything on.
That it's actually you really can.
And it's been done, Wrangler. It's Wrangler.
Shout out to Wrangler, yes? Wrangler has violated.
Box. Oh yes.
(04:03):
Box. Yeah.
Puff Box myself. Yeah, there's been a few
violations on that couch. Yeah, Wrangler was a.
Shannon I. I'm not sitting on that couch
ever again. Kidding.
You didn't know this already, ofcourse.
I did. It's very comfortable.
Of course, it's very. Comfortable.
Speaking of that, thank you. Juki, what is going on with your
(04:24):
arm? Which cat attacked you today?
No, that's a burn. That's a burn.
Yeah, I. I what was it?
I don't remember what I did but.Cooking.
Yeah, cooking. Yeah, I remember.
I remember doing it, but I don'tremember.
What I did a. Couple of times.
I didn't think it was that bad, but yeah, it did blister.
I I just noticed it when we werejust before we come off break
there, so I was I was a little curious on to it.
(04:47):
We have a story to get to absolutely believe.
Oh my God. Oh, we do.
I'm. Excited for?
This so and you. Know why are we excited?
For it we don't have. Well, it's not just us.
Half our audience is probably wondering too.
I think Doctor. If you want the AI that we
normally use to create this off,we ran out of points so we're
going to have to come up some ideas.
But I I don't got paid for more.I don't have to worry about the
(05:09):
episode title of the Squirrels After Dark episode broken.
Oh yeah, Daddy H is broken deck,Yeah.
So yeah, I, I, so I, I had to have been probably like 12 or 13
years old. We were living in on May, which
is 1982. So.
Oh. My God, that's like a memory of
war. Yeah, wow.
(05:31):
And so I am kinky. I have a kinky lifestyle as far
as my sex stuff goes, like that stuff I do.
Even back then. So back then I was kinky.
So one of the things I used to do is I used to call.
I would. I can't believe I'm gonna
actually talk about this, but soI used to this thing called
table. I would call it tabling.
I would call yeah, yeah. But therefore that I would turn
(05:51):
myself into a table. So what I would do is I would
get hard. I I was also able to suck my own
Dick. I able to do all these things in
the bathroom. I'd go into the bathroom and I
would like perform fellatio and might get my Dick hard.
And then I would wrap this towelaround my Dick with elastics to
make like a post of my cock. And I'd be in my cock would be
in the center of this post and that'd be towels, elastic, and
then a very tight swim truck. I'm still shocked my parents
(06:15):
never found these articles. One back of the cup was the
golden. They were all hidden in the back
of the cover to the bathroom, right?
So then I would lie on my stomach and try to stand on my
fingers, my toes and my Dick. Me.
Why? What?
He's like, I'm getting it now. So, so I would because it felt
good. I don't know, it's drinks
training. That's like the people training
(06:36):
like their their, their, their finger or their beard or.
I was smart. I just want.
To know that you have like a pleasure of that.
Or something. Obviously felt good because it
wasn't. I didn't do it.
I did it more than once. So that's feeling good to have
pressure on your Dick. Yeah, I guess that's what was
going on. So anyway, so one of these times
I'm doing this, I'm up there andall of a sudden my Dick just
goes. So I just like, yeah, it gives a
(06:58):
little crack, right? And I was like, oh, and it hurts
like they're. Talking awful it.
Definitely hurts and I remember,so I don't remember much about
it after that experience. Like I remember it hurting, I
remember it being painful. I remember being oh fuck, did I
do something or whatever. I never went to a doctor, never
went to a hospital, never talkedto anybody, never told my
(07:19):
parents, never said anything to anybody.
Not till I was like 50. I went in for a urology
appointment and the urologist was like, so can you explain to
me what happened here? Hey, that's not that in your
head, no. So, yeah.
So yeah, I didn't do anything about it.
I kind of figured everything wasworking because AI could still
pee, I could still come. So I was jerking.
(07:39):
I was finally jerking off. I and I'm like, oh, I can still
come. So things must be good.
I was still getting hard, like, and that's a great thing.
I don't have. Pardon me, That was her.
Thing. I don't recall this thing, but
I, I, you know, I still get a very vigorous erection.
So it's like nothing ever changed.
So I didn't really think anything of it until, like I
said, it was the urologist and he's like, he's really
interesting. Like thick curve point to your
(07:59):
Dick. Did something happen?
I'm like, yeah, I think I broke my Dick.
And he's like, oh, that would explain it.
Then I told him the story and he's like, oh, all right.
Do you think your curve is because of that?
Probably a little, yeah, that's probably a little bit why I have
a little bit of curve. Curve.
I do curve down, yeah. And I do have sort of like this
like thick point a little like my head, it thickens up and then
gets thinner again. When you get soft after getting
(08:21):
louder, that's always the point when that's bent right away.
Yeah. Like, yeah, I can tell that
because like. As soon that is so yeah, softer.
But I, I mean, I was doing all sorts of kinky things when I was
younger already. I remember being in the bathroom
and there was the hamper was a big little hamper, the lid on
it. I mean, kids my age would know
that and I would sit up against the toilet and wrap my legs and
(08:42):
I could get my Dick almost all the way down my throat.
I used to do this tabletop thing.
I did tie my balls a bit too, and yank and, like, hang things
off them that, you know, and we're talking about, like,
household things around, you know, you're right again. 1982.
So troubles. Yeah, you're exactly.
You know, I, I can't tell you how many times I've turned a
(09:04):
carrot and a cucumber into something to play with, Right.
So it was like, yeah, like I was.
Yeah, I was playing with this and I was, I, you know, I was, I
didn't have my first sexual experience in the men until I
was 21 that that we talked aboutin the last episode.
So, you know, a lot, all that stuff up until then was
exploring in those kinds of ways.
So yeah, I definitely was kinky.And then I discovered fucking.
(09:26):
And then I'm like, oh, I don't want to stick anything in my ass
ever again. I want to stick my Dick in
everybody else. And that's not what I do.
So OK, now you. Realize how you pass those to
not be able to do that at all anymore.
What do you mean? What?
You're a broken Dick. I know, but I was very grateful,
you know, very grateful. I have a lot of gratitude in my
(09:49):
life. I'm very curious about the
anatomy of that though, right? Like what exactly?
Is it a cartilage? Is it a cartilage?
Now, so you're, yeah, you're, it's actually, yeah.
So your Dick is like a spongy tissue.
Actually, yes. So yeah, it's like, not really
cartilage. It's a spongy tissue.
That's only one way of. Inflates with like it's like
foam. Yeah, I don't know.
So yeah. And then it just.
(10:09):
Yeah, you can actually break it.So yeah, you can actually break
it. OK, so I've also had another
story of surgery on my Dick. So I had a sebaceous cyst on my
Dick that Frenchie asked me to remove.
So I. Just said it is possible and he
said yes but I just don't want to do it.
I said there kiss, I don't know all about that.
That was I was becoming less notthat good looking.
(10:32):
That was like a rock. I still stick on your Dick at
the end. It was big and I was feeling it
when he was fucking Yeah or it doesn't get that.
I get irritated. I figure it out one day.
That's that thing because it's like if you have a rock on a
fucking dildo big like that, that just every time that's
passed. But The thing is, he did it.
He was supposed to be stopped like one month of fucking.
(10:53):
Yeah, 2 weeks, 2 weeks, 2-3 weeks, maybe 200 to 6.
Oh my God, everything bad can happen to him not happen because
he's lucky like that and he RIP it off to one or two time and if
I need to stay what almost two months without fucking.
Six weeks. Six weeks, almost two months. 52
days. 52 days. And me, you know, I remember at
the. Beginning.
That's because of. Me you do that so like I will I
(11:15):
will be cool. I will don't fuck around
anymore. Nothing at all.
And I all did the steal until the end.
He was. We did not have any other sex.
Wow. Because that was a little bit my
fault. It was making me feel.
Free. Yeah, because I had I had
stitches for seven days, which was actually the most annoying
part of the whole experience. And then and then about almost a
week later, we were lying in bedand I hard because I get
(11:37):
erections all the time and I wasjust rubbing up against him and
all of a sudden I'm like. Maybe I've forgotten.
That I was like, oops. And then I went outside and the
scar had just split right open. So.
And then it took another four weeks for that scar because I
went and saw the doctor. He's like, yeah, He's like, we
can't do anything. You can't put a butterfly
bandage on it. Nothing right, So and I do get
hard like every night. I wake up with election every
(12:00):
morning. So every day would huh, It's a
good problem. I'm not complaining, not
complaining, but but for four weeks, my cock would heal during
the day and then split a little.Heel split, heel split.
So it took a long time for that split to find.
It add some girth maybe? No, no, actually, surprisingly
enough, it's just a little like Scar.
If you don't know it was there before or you cannot never find
(12:21):
Vietnamese because I know him too.
They're like OK you see a littlescared, but you will never.
Can't see it at all. No, you really can't see it.
The surgeon did a great job. He did a very small cut.
It was a gash when it was like it was disgusting.
I mean, he warned you. That's your fault.
But yeah, you know, that's what that's the nature of it and.
Cage on. There you go, ladies.
(12:43):
And gentlemen, stop me from getting hurt.
No God. Hey I.
Don't like the cage we have? And let's talk about the.
Left of you, yeah. Maybe so.
J Rod. One time my mom wants to listen
to an episode. This is the fucking episode she
has to listen to. This is.
Bullshit. So J Rod, don't break your Dick.
(13:06):
Don't stand. On it, don't worry your mom.
So yeah. So yeah, I was.
I was. Standing on it, don't balance on
it. Yeah, you.
Took you took. Like tabling?
You took furniture play to a whole new level.
That's almost abstract furniture.
It was like playing yeah, you know how people like people like
safe Fitz tools and so people that was foot stools.
I used to have a boy that's so much foot stool.
It's like great you. Can that was 1982 version of
(13:28):
planking? Yes.
It reminds me of the one with two Half Men with us.
Where I got the a mind for that,the creativity for that, because
there was no, I wasn't looking at foreign, there was no
Internet. There was nothing feeding that.
It was just like, oh, you're just a good idea, OK.
You were just a sick, twisted kid.
(13:49):
I was. Absolutely love it This.
Is for everybody here, but have you guys ever climbed up a pole
as a kid and you felt some sort?Of that.
Yeah, of course that that feeling.
What's going on here? Yeah, when you rub up against
something, it feels good. Wow.
The whole climbing the rope thing.
I was like an awakening. You're like something, something
going on. I mean, I mean I.
(14:10):
Skipped Jim Clever. So it was.
Yeah. It was very erotic when you were
climbing the rope. Except baseball.
I participated in gym class during baseball.
Season that was, I avoided sports because I was aroused in
male situations. So that's why I didn't play a
lot of sports. I mean, I was also, I was also
clear as fuck, so I wasn't safe for that because people were
like, he's gay. There's nothing.
(14:30):
With a boner when you play a game of basketball with your
board. Okay, and.
Junior high PE change in the locker room.
Hated it. That was the reason why I
skipped PE all through junior high and high school was the
change room. It's not a fun place.
Because when you're that young, as most guys know, it's the
(14:50):
slightest little thing like. Erection gets everybody
wondering what's going on. You get a hard on, yeah.
And when you're gay in an enclosed room with 30 other guys
getting changed and naked and showering.
And seeing all that nice bum. Playing me.
Lord, you know what the guy would have said, huh?
Steer Japanese order, we said. Ah, why you check this Dick?
That's what will happen. For real.
(15:12):
That's true, right? Yeah, nobody will blame the guy
with order and we know that's happened.
We're all guy, but the guy notices it.
Look, that is. That makes sense.
He's. Very.
You know, Frenchie's got some like.
Very It's because I must do it. You know what that will have
happened to me. And we said what the fuck you
old man God is still don't isolate yourself for stupid shit
like that. Just blame it on you.
Just had a thought. It was like, oh, I just had AI
(15:34):
just had a horny. Thought I mean in 82 that wasn't
the case but. And a teenager.
I've always all done for nothing.
That's normal. That's it is normal.
That's normal. That's.
Normal and I'm grateful. Like I said, every more that's
wonderful for mine, so I'm not going to say no.
It's like you the morning Laurieput your Dick on me.
That's what I mean. I can understand because me if I
rob like my my my bison like if I rub that like against her ass,
(15:55):
loving a bare ass like the skin I get on automatically.
Yeah, yeah, right away. That was my call.
When I was like multiple my girlfriend example, I was coming
behind and start to poke her. I said stop that.
Just see Jay Rod's face. This is very entertaining.
Yeah. We've had milder, we've had
milder episodes. There is nothing mild about this
(16:16):
episode. I mean, it's because that was
special. We are a Nuts for Safe podcast.
Thank. You.
They are your choices, yes. And if you have previously
broken your Dick in the past, please send us a message and
tell us the story. Yes, I'd love to hear 'cause
I've actually. Heard no one know if there's
other people out there that havebroken their Dick.
Thank you. For a better story though,
(16:37):
should give him something a prize.
Thank you for listening to that to make sure that I'm listening
to this podcast. I'm just thinking, I'm like, I
just want to make sure we get those warnings out there that,
you know, we are not. Yeah, we're not suggesting.
Yeah, I've I've kinky from a long.
Time. OK, I'm.
Trying to think of my first experience Sir.
Yeah, yeah. So I like, I have another.
So I have a. Oh no.
That's enough, I think. I have a guy not for me kinky
(16:58):
who used to do things and he he told me his first kinky was
shoving eggs up his ass. That's less bad.
Interesting. No, until the shell breaks.
But yeah, how did he? Yeah.
Hard boiled, hard boiled, hard boiled, hard boiled.
Hard boiled hard. Boiled.
Hard boiled. Hard boiled eggs.
J Roger sounds like he's speaking from experience.
Sounds like a birth. Now I mean.
You don't have a way you can stand on a egg without broking
(17:19):
it. Well, it's a very so the thing
about his theory was that like one of the most hard structures,
so you hard boil, you create a really strong thing and he would
stick them up his ass and then. Whish shell.
Whish shell, That's a lot of trouble if I put something in
your ass. I mean you have to boy dem
interviews. I don't know if the 8th.
Match. It's almost like a birthing
kink. I I well, he yeah, I mean, he
definitely is pursuing more. Chocolate covered eggs.
(17:40):
Kind of like trans and female, kind of like kink for him.
But. Side note, that's actually a
kink I really want to get into. Eggs and eggs.
Yeah, no, not eggs, but like they have like.
I heard eggs. Like birthing, birthing kink,
right? So it's like basically you're
like, there's versions of it and.
What are you birthing? It's like you could use alien
eggs type of thing. Like it's a whole thing.
(18:03):
It's really hot. I don't.
Know yeah, because you have likea fig you have eggs you put in
your ass yeah I see that that's.Cool you're.
Basically, so you've seen this. I see that online.
Role-playing and you're impregnating yourself, your no,
your partner in my case, and they actually have like a whole,
a whole alien tentacle dildo with eggs pre lubed and
(18:24):
everything. It's a whole thing.
I mean, you must. Have.
I don't know, I wanna do that with my abduction play that I've
never done. When you abduct somebody and
they wake up tied to a table with.
And they have eggs in their art.You're this freaky alien.
This episode went right off the rails.
I have no idea where one day. And now we're sticking alien
(18:44):
things up. People with eggs.
Great. Wow.
Yeah, I know it's gone. I thought I was kinky.
It's gone to alien abduction, eggs things.
Has no one seen aliens? Yes.
Yeah. Alien AVP Well, there are many
fetishes and kinks I don't actually think I think are
great. I think a lot of them are
amazing. I think that's.
So much fun. So much fun.
There are maybe one or two that I'm like, but that's about it.
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Like otherwise I'm always open to hear anybody's kink.
Like let's hear it. Like what he's what's you like
to rub up against balloons? Awesome.
What did I do for you? Like to wait?
Rub up against what? Balloons.
Yeah, like. That one is stuff like that's
intriguing to me too. Intriguing.
Yeah. Why is that?
What did you did the brain. Did you have a birthday party
that you got? We've had blowjob out or
something I. Don't know.
(19:27):
We've had a couple. We've had a full line kink
episode. It was a lot of fun.
I think we probably had about two of them.
I think that was one of our highest listen to episodes was.
This one. I wait for that one, the broken
Dick. Yeah, after today, we'll wait to
see exactly. I'll let you know what the
ratings show on this one. This one's gonna spike.
It's it's the title is gonna make this one spike.
(19:48):
Daddy H is broken Dick. Yeah, I.
Just. Called the broken Dick that I'm
gonna say Daddy H is the broken Dick the broken.
Dick, the broken Dick of the. The broken Dick.
Yeah, there's. There's not a.
Broken Dick. Daddy H is broken Dick episode
sure now I just. Drop.
I shudder it. Yeah, we'll just say Daddy's
broken Dick. Daddy's broken Dick, yeah?
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I didn't hear anybody. What was that?
We'll drop the H and just go. Daddy's broken Dick.
How? Does that.
Work because that just opens up so many so many avenues that it
will make people listen to find out what the.
Fuck me if I saw broken Dick I will want to check right away
even if I don't even know what is the.
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#Broken. Dick, what I mean?
Has bit my foot. What at?
Least not your Dick. That cat is Evolish.
We don't have any peanut butter.So does anybody else have any
Like what so? No.
Not like anybody else. Keep your kinky.
What was your first kinky? Let me start trying to think
about that. Yeah, I gotta think about.
That anybody else like I mean solike fetish and kink is very
(20:52):
different. I put the leaves around my
friend one time one of my girlfriend was just aside the
bed and I just take the color put that hot start after that to
order and I say bark like a fucking dog and she bark and
after we all don't like paracidein the bed like I laugh at her.
She said what I said. I cannot believe you Bulk for
real. And she said yes, I did.
I said yeah, I remember that. Remember this moment?
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I think it's hot too. I think all that kind of.
Stuff's hot, That's OK. That's anything you that would
consider the fetishy. What was the first moment in
your life you were like, I'm a little bit kinky or, or looking
back, you didn't even know it you.
Didn't even know it. Like like so funny thing about
Frenchie is that as I learn and he starts to talk about things,
he's like holy fuck dad, I did that as a kid.
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That was actually really gay, really kinky or daddy.
No, it's just because young you do thing and you forgot about
that later. It's like, yeah, I already did
that. Finally.
I got one thing to add with my with my ex-girlfriend there.
One of the things I did, I didn't even think about it.
And it's I wasn't watching any like crazy porn or anything like
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that. But I took my belt.
I I already, I went into a very natural Dom energy where I put
the belt around her and brought her and close to me.
There you go. Like around her ass, whatever
pulled her in. And yeah, that was a whole
thing, to be honest, that kind of like she was like, oh, and
she thought I actually was gonnago further with that.
(22:18):
And I wasn't. I was literally just doing that.
Yeah. And.
Just for help with that. Yeah, that.
Opened up a conversation she's like she's like we'll use the
belt more and more later in the future right like she's like I
am open to that whatever but yeah, I just I didn't even think
about it but I just this happened actually just.
That's how you find the best thing you're.
Gonna use this. OK, good.
(22:39):
I tell you some time, no, the best time is when she was.
Cute AF. Improvised.
Yeah, improvisation, be a good dumb.
You just have to be able to infer like so as a person who
comes who's done this a lot in kink and stuff like that, the
thing I will say, it's a pet peeve.
We were probably pet peeves is when people are like can you
please script to me what's goingto happen when we come over for
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this kinky. Experience.
They just very cool. And it's like, literally, yeah,
it's like, literally. Well, I'd like to know what the
narrative is and how it's going to play out each piece.
I'm like, well, then you're not.That's not kink.
Fetish and kink are about a fluidity that happens.
You have a checklist of items that you talk about.
You talk about agreements and all that stuff.
So you have those dialogues and conversations.
But to be so narrative. And it's not a book.
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This isn't book club you're coming to.
This is a sexual experience. A and when.
You plan. That's always.
Good. Some people do operate with that
as well. Some people find like minded
people like that and you have that.
Absolutely. Yes, they can, and I've seen
that, yes. I just want to stand in the
corner and watch. We've experienced that already,
yeah. That's my job.
Come tomorrow night, yeah, you're.
(23:40):
So. I'd say like.
Those are more A types, but theydo exist.
They do exist and there is so I did sex work for a while and I
found it interesting when you would deal with a types and sex
work because you you really haveto they for them to surrender.
Like we talked about surrendering, right?
They for them to release and surrender to an experience is
really difficult for them to like let it go and for them to
(24:02):
their fully their body to like relax and and explore what it
means to like your body feels something and your like your
nervous system feels stuff is really hard for some people,
totally, really hard for something.
So yeah. I'm sure some woman I've never
tasted or gas of their life before dying.
I'm sure that's happened. Oh, probably.
Like except Paul, like the wife of your uncle.
I don't know what that says. She just the guy was not talking
(24:25):
of that back in the days. Even the fear to masturbate like
the idea that my God, you don't masturbate.
Like what? My God, don't exploit.
You pointing at. Me.
What I'm? You're a token female.
There's a female across the table.
Look breasts. Pointing at you because I wanted
to say something. It took me this long to realize
it wasn't an actual kiss. Shirt.
(24:46):
Shirt. Yeah, and the first thing I
said. Over this shirt was Yeah, I just
realized I appreciate this. It was.
Second time I've seen her wear it, I've got.
It, I know, and I've seen it before, but I just sell it.
I know. I just realized that it was.
It's for sale. I have commercial license.
I can. Sell it, Yeah, if you can.
Make that I can make. Yeah, she makes these.
Yeah, that's why I'm. Yeah, that's hers.
I can. Sell it.
I have the commercial license. For this image.
No, wait, that's your yes. Her image?
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No, no I didn't. Make it.
I bought a commercial license I have permission to replicate.
To replicate the image. And sell.
For profit if you buy the right,yeah.
Yeah, she paid somebody to have that image, but yeah, yeah.
Do you still have any kinks or kinky side fetishi?
Really I. I I have you an expert.
Have you? We just play.
(25:28):
So role play is a thick kink. Yeah.
That is an absolute kink. Yeah, right.
So do you. Have a family dog when you were
younger? Nobody heard that because you
weren't in the microphone. No.
She heard. Yeah, not we.
Weren't allowed pets. I wonder why?
I had a Bunny. A Bunny, yeah.
You can't do much with a Bunny. Never come see you or do tricks
(25:52):
on that day. Yeah.
Peter Cottontail. My name is Bunny.
I am going to run this episode through the AI program and I
cannot wait to see what it comes.
Up with, right? The program will just jam.
It's just gonna be, you know what it's gonna say.
Nope. I want nothing to do with this.
It's gonna come back. AI is gonna spark and smoke and
(26:15):
crash. It's just going to know it's
going. To be the death of AI in our
place. Skynet, we will fuck you up.
Thank God that's what I keep saying.
Skynet. It's fucking Skynet.
It is. It's Skynet.
It's in the early. It's in the early life.
Let's start with the coffee machine.
I don't think that. You speak on behalf of J Rod,
but I do believe you're you're you are still very vanilla
(26:37):
coming into yourself to begin with.
Never do table. But you're still young.
There are some things. That you don't know about me?
And. Your mom is about to find out.
Nope. Nope.
Because mom's listening, no. No, no.
What happens? What happens between me?
(26:58):
And yourself. And myself and I.
And the videos that I watch are between me, myself and I, OK.
And. I will not disclose any
information on that. And you do.
That they're into granny porn. Midget porn.
Seniors Midget porn. They're little.
Take all your guesses. Take all the guesses you want.
You're not going. To get it.
(27:19):
That's a yeah, people too much open, you have to pull more or
is there. Too much open.
That's a hard that's like that'slike the most no.
Ever lived thank. You.
I just guess. She hear what Frenchie said.
Quiet and cold. But hey, this is the people
Sometimes you say after the sex like the other one, don't stop
talking. My God, you have dealt that part
(27:39):
under that case. You just do whatever you do, you
close the drawer. But I thank God that you make no
one suffer. Like I said, Oh my.
God, yeah. I don't know which one's worse.
I got nothing. I I'm not even gonna start on
this episode. Like I one.
Hell of a threesome. Sorry, like I said.
This episode is close to being banned.
(28:00):
Like I said, you can guess all you want, you're not gonna get
it. That's why we don't need to
guess it. It's for, it is actually for
you. So that's fine, yeah.
Thank you. I did realize something deep
subconscious. You had an epiphany.
This is what started that. In the washroom, you had an
epiphany. But I thought about this, you
know, with this girl that I lostmy virginity to, the absolute
(28:23):
sweetheart, had a really tough life, honestly, and I sensed
that. But just a beautiful person,
very resilient, got through all of it.
Very beautiful person and I thought about that.
I'm like, you know, maybe because she was experienced in
the bedroom and I wasn't maybe my maybe my love or my wanting
for to be be a sub came from that experience a little.
(28:46):
Bit it'd be a. Little bit, yeah.
But yeah, I've always loved empowering women, especially
like her, and giving them a safeplace to truly explore their
whole spirit and and whole right.
And yeah, there's something I just, I've always really liked
that seeing these very nice people, very beautiful people
rise up and empower themselves. And I think that's where my
(29:08):
sudden came from. Sex is very empowering for sure.
Right? I mean AI mean to be penetrated
by something or someone is a pretty a powerful thing from
that. Person you can be dominant and
people don't do it all yeah yeah, yeah I always get fucked
by your. And you know, I always say like
as a Dom, I have the power, but at the end of the day, when it
(29:32):
says like when, if they said stop or whatever, they the power
actually lies with the sub, right?
It's like, and that's what if a real Dom knows that, then you
can you know how to explore that.
But the real power lies with your sub.
If you really truly respect and understand what sub and Dom play
is about. But stop.
Smacking the table. I was because.
(29:53):
I wanna smack something. Right now table you know we like
table, table you'll. Never be able to eat dinner.
Everything. I do have an update from my from
my first time story in the previous episode.
So the friend of mine that I first played around with back in
(30:17):
elementary school, many, many, many, many, many years later,
this was a couple years ago, we actually got together and
officially had sex. That's what.
Officially had sex. OK.
Wow. So you wrote you like signed a
document and like, hey, it's official.
(30:38):
Really. Get that away from the
microphone. Yep.
You can start. Passing so the mugs don't break
double wrap. Beautiful chaotic episode.
Wonderful. Well, just 20.
Minutes. I don't even know.
Yeah, I just. Is let's start with a broken
Dick and finish with the other thing.
We got broken Dicks, we got tabling, we got broken bottles
(30:59):
of wine like. Take them away.
That was a very animate session.Well, you got you still got half
an hour. Yeah, not that bad.
I was checking that. I was thinking, yeah, we no.
No, no, a lot of shit has occurred in half an hour, 15
minutes from now, I will disappear for just a few
moments. You certainly don't meet me on
this podcast. I will like order us or order us
(31:22):
some food. We.
Can do it right from there too, you know.
No, I requires a phone call. Yeah, it's better.
Phone call, the app is OK, but phone calls it's just, yeah,
just better. I'm the old school, it's better
to actually talk to people than do a lot of stuff online.
An application. I hate that.
Yeah, sometimes it's just betterto get that female.
And again, I really must say, onbehalf of my hubby's episode,
(31:45):
sorry J Rod's mom, that this is,yeah, poor.
Woman, she didn't deserve that. Why did she choose?
Why? Why did she choose today to
listen? Like, I mean, not that we knew
the subject matter, so we didn'tknow what we were talking about.
It was meant to be no. Because I was hanging, I was
having breakfast with her and her girlfriend at Dim Sum.
And she mentioned, she said thatwhat do you want to do after
(32:07):
this? Like, you want to go shopping or
you want to go home? And like, like, well, I actually
am going to do the podcast. Yeah.
And then she said yeah, I'm gonna listen to it.
I'm like OK, OK, that's great. And then I said, I remember
saying like, OK, be careful cuz there's gonna be.
(32:27):
Content. There's gonna be content in
episodes that you might not let like, not like or agree with or
something like. That not be used to hearing.
Used to, yes, she's. Not hanged by a lot.
Exposed to yes, she's to hearingfind normal.
Maybe she didn't watch it normal.
I'm true in her eyes. I'm still.
(32:48):
I'm still her. Baby boy, baby boy.
That's fair. Well, in All in all fairness in.
My mom's eyes. I'm still her little baby, Yeah.
That doesn't change. I mean, the thing about, you
know, it's about normalizing things.
And if we put shame attached to them, it's harder to make them
normal. So and they are hard things to
talk about and they're hard things to listen to and hear,
(33:10):
especially when they're about close family or friends or
things we don't necessarily wantto hear about each other.
But you know, it's like anything, mental health,
sexuality, gender identity. If we don't keep those things
conversations talking, we don't make them normal and normal from
a standpoint that we that there's a discussion that should
be had always and not shamed into or out of something.
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I was talking to Sharon outside during the break and my mom did
say that she enjoys the mental health aspect of it.
Thank you the. Mental health shadows.
And I actually forgot to do a a shout out to not we always do
the mental health. It's always important to do the
988 and we always do the importance.
(33:53):
You know, it's OK not to be OK. And that's how we always try.
If we don't do it in one, we always do it in the secondary.
It's always in the show. But we actually ran into and we
got a message from a very old friend of ours, which we forgot
to do a shout out to Cody, who we met.
He is our redneck friend from down in Portland area.
And we met him a whole other story.
(34:14):
He's an amazing guy. Him and his family down there
are super cool. And just randomly out of the
blue last night, we got a message saying, hey, you know,
do you want to chat? So we Snapchat.
We video chatted for about over an hour.
He's becoming a really great dad.
He's got a new girlfriend. His son has really grown up to
be super amazing. Just that there's an entire
story of how we met and it was really cool last night because
(34:37):
he wants me, hopefully all threeof us, myself, Josh, Brandon to
maybe do a sub podcast, even a couple of episodes about Jeeping
and some of our experiences thatwe've experienced during Jeeping
and have all of a sudden kind ofa little podcast.
But even he last night said so he obviously followed it and
leading up to that, and that's what he said.
(34:59):
He's like, you know what, I knowhow important mental health is
and how much you're involved in the mental health and dealing
with the kids. I know how that's important to
you. So even he's followed it and
he's picked up on that. The podcast and a lot of the
things that we do, we definitelyreinforce and support and, and
make sure that people are aware about the importance of that
(35:20):
mental health. So it was really cool because I
never really thought if he actually really followed it.
But we haven't talked to him forlike 2 years, but he did follow
it and he has picked up on the importance of that.
So it kind of led into that. No, my mom.
I love my mom no matter what. Oh, she I'm glad.
I'm glad you have the support. That's great.
I don't have that support in my family, so I'm I'm happy to see
(35:41):
that. But you have it in yours.
She always says don't add to thepopulation, don't subtract to
the population and don't multiply the population.
That's and don't end up in the news and in prison.
That's. Very good.
Advice. Oh my God, I did the both me.
Oh, mother. In the news, yeah, but you
weren't in the news for. You were good in the.
News more than one time, not just for bad things.
Not just for bad things. Yeah, yeah, Spider was on the
(36:03):
news. But it's got to be a positive.
I've been on the yes, but I was on the news in a weird way.
So Spider. Was me too once.
Spider was interviewed at a jeeping event that we used to
attend and while he was being interviewed, the camera was
scrolling around and Spider's balls were hanging from.
No way. The Jeep.
(36:24):
My back, my face. His real balls.
The fake balls, yeah. I was the kid that was the real.
I was for that crazy. Oh my God.
It's so funny because the story aired on like the 6:00 PM news.
You can see the balls. And you can see the balls.
But when the story re aired at 11 on the Balls Evening News,
(36:45):
they cut it. They cut it.
The camera cut just before you saw the balls, Yeah.
So someone had. Someone reported.
You did it. You did.
It but they but yeah, my balls were famous.
So funny. That's so awesome.
That's cool. Balls were famous.
Balls of glory. Yeah, they were good.
But that's what I think. I have it the video.
Yeah, I always have fun. On my phone, I recorded it on
(37:06):
the news nice. And I saw it and you can see his
his fake balls that he got from Billy Ballbags.
Billy Ballbags, he's so great. He's an amazing guy.
I mean, his money goes to. Wait, are those the balls that
were pierced? Yes, OK.
Oh, the badge too. Badge too.
Yes, yeah, of course. He's such a great guy.
He should start putting his linkin there because he's such a
great guy. Yolva.
(37:27):
Volva, Volva, That's a bad. Thing that had everything.
I liked, I liked Franchi's comment when he was coming
outside. What did you say when you come
over? You were putting in one of our
We have pictures of you with theshark heads and what was the
first one you had the shark headand the.
Puppy head on 1st The Wolf 1. The Wolf 1 you were saying was
like every time you come over toour house or it's always.
Everything I go here, I try a mask, like if it's like a Star
(37:49):
Wars mask or like a Captain America, then you give me.
I still have it good. Hi, out somewhere and after that
the last time I have a kind of like big mouth full of two.
It was like a monster of 10 everything.
Yeah. So just it's just always fun.
That's. That's the gay man's vision of a
vagina. Yeah, yeah.
That thing has teeth, right? That has teeth.
Yeah, it has teeth. So it's just always fun.
(38:10):
Hairy and teeth. We we enjoy creating a crawl.
Space. You, you all get out of that, by
the way. I'm just saying.
Yeah, we always. That's that's what I tell
people. It's like, when did you know you
were gay? I'm like when I was.
Born first time. When I was born, I saw what I
came out of and when I ain't fucking going back.
Yeah, when it's done. So we we we try and create a
safe space in this house. The doctor didn't need to spank
(38:31):
me. Not.
For the bottle of wine, no, Yeah, not.
For the bottle of wine. No, the bottle of wine is gone.
Yeah. And that's, you know, in as a
Dom, that's the most important thing about anything is creating
safe space for somebody. It is we, we've, we've actually
asked, I think in all the parties we've had here, we've
actually, I think I know of two that we've actually asked to
leave and then are now welcome back.
Because their views were, you know, that it was a friends of a
(38:53):
friends who came in that, you know, that they thought they
were OK and they were like, you know what, obviously you're, you
don't have the same values. You're not welcoming and you're
not accepting everybody's hero. So unfortunately, you know what,
it's time for you to leave and you are not welcome back.
So that's why it's important whenever we, yeah.
And whenever we have friends over, we have someone that says,
hey, can I bring my friend over?I'm like, you know who we are?
(39:14):
You know what we do, you know, we create a safe space, you know
it's going to be a good time. And if they're not welcoming or
accepting of anything like that and.
There's going to be people of all walks of life.
You know, like it's not. We don't.
Sorts of crazy things, yeah. So if you're just shout out to
Rubber J, yeah, yeah. What was this name your friend?
Russell. Russell, he's, yeah.
He's been here three times and he loves it and he comes back.
(39:36):
All the time, for real. He hasn't been here when Robert
J has been here, though, so thathe's got to keep that.
Rubber J is, yeah, Rubber J is fine.
But yeah, I know he came over and Russell's been here like two
or three times. He loves it.
Like. He's a handler at heart.
He totally is, and he loves it. He came over and every time he
comes over, he asks me all the time.
He's like, hey, you know, when'sthe next party?
(39:57):
When are we getting together? He loves it.
He's a. Really.
That's a party? Yeah.
Yeah, it's a sweetheart. He is a sweetheart and say.
I love you guys. We love you too, man.
Russell I. Love you too.
Well, I'm gonna skip out. I'm gonna leave this
conversation to you for about 5 minutes.
I'm gonna order some food just in advance so.
And queue. Silence.
Yeah, queue. Silence.
Juki, please. Got this.
(40:18):
I got. This Yeah.
Please keep the conversation. Where will it take us going?
I like that's going. Somewhere I just want to get off
my chest that I am done dealing with conventional boxer briefs.
Why boxer briefs? So what?
Does this mean we're talking about underwear now?
Let's. Go yeah, so OK was.
This his kink? Normally I wear like Under
(40:39):
Armour boxer briefs all the time, never had a problem with
them before. I'm currently wearing a pair of
Under Armour. Boxer brief.
So like the fitted one, right? The more.
Fitted the twitted ones that are, you know, like halfway down
your thighs. Yeah, I always get that tight.
I've always taken over. So.
T bones I. Have this is worse.
I have worn those for years and years, never had a problem with
(41:00):
them. Recently discovered more pouchy
underwear like Wildman tee for the well endowed man.
A spacious pouch for everything.Which Wildman tea is called?
Wildman Tea is 1 underwear brandand their underwear is extremely
(41:20):
comfortable. They've got a very nice pouch
that you put all your junk into that keeps everything separate
and flowing and there's room to move and it's great, it's
fantastic, but it keeps everything away from the thighs.
I'm beginning to realize the under armours never did that and
I'm having issues with that now to the point where I think I am
(41:43):
like I have to. Buy only one.
Revamp my entire underwear collection to pouchy underwear.
Dear, I don't like one that's. Your husband's gonna be real
happy about that. Well, I mean.
Why are you putting up your hand?
And I will tell you something loose pouch like that lol that's
less attractive. Something tight when you see
under. Yeah, so pouchy underwear.
(42:06):
Wildman tee is a good brand. Sucrew is another brand that you
don't even have to be well endowed to have the pouch.
They're they're pouchy underwear, but you don't need to
be daddy age. Yeah, yeah, but I, I, I'm not
(42:28):
way more than him because he's bigger with his odd.
But me, basically I'm almost 16,so I'm just.
Saying you look for him all the.Time never have spots.
You think I like when everythingis staying at the same place and
I can that doesn't move. That's annoying when that's
move. That's like a girl running
without fucking sport bro. Yeah, so.
Not yet. Those those are the two brands
that I have purchased that I have that are.
(42:48):
Really. I will look those up.
There's another brand, there's acouple other brands that I've
discovered. One is called Real Man, and
their brand actually have different pouch sizes, like bra
cup sizes. They've got ABC and D, So they
say the best way to so determinewhich pouch size would best fit
(43:10):
you would be to grab everything,balls and junk all in your hand.
And stump it in there. No, Compare it to a fruit, a
sport ball size like softball. What?
Baseball, Pickleball. Tennis ball?
Basketball. Oh you bet Lord, then a lot of
guy would buy more bigger than you need just by fucking ego and
(43:31):
that's what not to work. Ego is crazy, yeah.
So. Sharon, are you on X?
Are you going to be not reposting on on Under Armour?
No no no, I'll still repost it because I find Under Armour to
be absolutely sexy on other people.
OK it's like if anything Under Armour I find is sexy clothing
(43:52):
for some reason it's it's very much a fetish AI love under.
Armour. Men's clothing, yes.
If I see Under Armour waistband,that's it, I'm done.
Like that's a little bit creamedto my pants right now.
Done. Notes in Brain Test.
Yeah, so Wildman Tee, Sucrew, Real man bike Bikeo, I think
(44:18):
it's another one that's out recently that's got very pouchy
spacious underwear for the well endowed man.
There are junk mail. One does too because we have one
junk mail Jockster that has a pouch in the front.
Yeah, but again, I like that onethat's old in place.
I don't like when that's move. Let's can just create problem
friction pain. Do we already slap your ball
because you fall or drum somewhere?
(44:39):
Me, yes, that's annoying and anything you need to stop there.
And you know what? Just I find that fucking more
sexy when it's tight and like then for me like a baggy trunk.
That's not sexy at all. It's all tight, but there's like
a pouch that you put. Everything so you don't know the
size of the thing. So it don't stick to your legs.
I mean, we move inside still, that's annoying.
(45:01):
Not really. I move a lot in a day.
Me. No, that's need to hold I.
Mean that's fair. You'll have to try it to figure.
Out he wears A jarg strap so he likes a pouch.
Yes, and I find jock straps to be very restricting.
I find jock straps very restricting too.
Actually, you might as well weara pair of tighty Whitey free to
the looms. But I mean, that's what I.
Like go to freaking Walmart. I know why I.
(45:23):
Had to move everywhere. That's just just annoying.
That's not that's not practical.I want my 2I.
Just had to get it off my chest.No, I appreciate that cuz I'm I,
I. Him, he's the same.
Thing get it off your crotch. Fair.
Thank you. That was great.
Thank you. Sit off the crotch.
I don't. Have.
(45:44):
That problem to but so I will talk about one thing I was at
work and as a lady was getting abra and I say well have you ever
gone for a proper bra fitting right.
She decided to go for a proper bra fitting.
Well, now her boobs sit where they supposed to sit, up high
and beautiful. And she's having a hard time
with it because she's like, these are really, it's really
weird. I see them all the time.
I'm like, yeah, that's where they're meant to be, you know
(46:06):
that. Yeah.
Like, they're not meant to hang at your navel.
No, they're meant to be up aboveyour breast line, which is here
and our breast line. Know that a lot of women don't
realize that they actually have two different cup sizes breasts.
Well, yeah, no, nobody's body issymmetrical.
You know, two different size testicles.
What's? That we.
Were taught. That in health class.
Yeah. We also have two different sized
(46:27):
testicles, you know, So that's pretty normal.
Two different size everything, yeah.
Nostrils, eyeballs. Didn't know about the.
Tests 99.8% of women out there will buy like AB cup instead of
getting a proper fitting bra. Yeah, which they could be AC and
AB or AB and an A. Yeah.
Some girl take more little for have more boobs too.
(46:49):
Yeah. Some people.
Yeah, a lot of them don't wear the right bills, so go get a bra
fitting lady. It's not that embarrassing,
right? It's important, it is.
Important. Yeah, equal the weight I guess
too. Maybe a?
Little bit it does it, it definitely helps out the back.
Yeah, when they're worn right. Huh.
I go there. I have I need a magical fellow.
She used to have like a morded ecoop.
She used to have a hell of a pair.
(47:10):
And so like she was cannot run if you don't have a sport bra,
because that's very that's no, no, she cannot like do a
jogging. I understand.
Yeah, no, we. Can't have the girls bouncing
all over the. Place oh in the sport bra.
I already buy one for her like that.
So you need Kelly T. You don't buy that at all then.
Or shit like that. That was 100 and more Brawl.
That was a good gift. My girlfriend OK so not like
(47:33):
romantic girlfriend but a femalefriend, a female friend my
girlfriend actually had a breastaugmentation done that was paid
for by healthcare My. Girlfriend had the same thing.
Because they were so big, she was actually beginning to get a
hump. A humpback.
Not so, not. An and then my girlfriend, she
(47:53):
was getting like. Yeah, all.
Right. Sorry, Reduction, reduction.
Thank you. Reduction.
No, I. Know several women who.
Have Yeah, so they, they actually paid for her to get a
reduction. Healthcare did because it was
actually beginning to cause health problems with her.
Like I said, she was beginning to get a humpback.
Yep, because of the weight pulling her down and everything
else. And I actually was with her when
(48:15):
she went to go for the surgery. You know, I dropped her off at
the hospital help. I was there when she checked in
and then I left. I came back when it was time to
go home. She told me, and this is nowhere
to lie, this came out of her mouth, that after the surgery,
you know, she was all bandaged up and she was on the bed.
(48:37):
You know, they told her, OK, situp.
So she's, you know, she sat up and then when they stood her up,
they stood her up, you know, kind of went over it basically
went from a sitting to a standing but still sitting
position. And then they said stand up.
So she stood up and out of forceof the habit with all the extra
weight that she used to have, she went up like she normally
(49:00):
would have and flipped her ass right over onto the bed.
Too much power. Yeah, like, I can't remember
exactly how much weight they took off, but I'm pretty sure it
was around the 30 LB mark. What mark?
Yeah. Whoa.
(49:21):
She went from like a Triple J toa borderline C.
Whoa. So.
People don't. Have a borderline BC cup and
they were natural. All natural.
That's huge. So hence the reason why when she
stood straight up, she kept going over backwards.
Yeah, no kidding. Wow.
I can't imagine the back pain she.
Must have. No, she's doing and the.
(49:41):
Relief that she had afterwards. Yeah, Yeah.
No, she, I mean, she's still recovering.
Like she's still going through chiropractic, Yeah.
To straighten everything out. And this was like 10 years.
Now yes, I have a question. Straightening out her back
talking. About breasts now.
No, I have questions because they looked inside.
I looked inside and I saw AT Bone sitting down in the he.
Barely said a word. I felt the power.
(50:03):
I felt the power though. I was curious.
We actually did look into it andwe actually asked, I think
Season 2 we were thinking about and we said who would like to
actually for an episode, sit in this chair?
And run the. Show and moderate and run an
episode and understand how you have to be like a parent and,
(50:23):
you know, control people's not talking over each other and
actually being the host of the episode.
I want to be no part of that. It's almost like GM vibes,
Dungeon Master vibes. It should be.
I was Adm for most of my life. Didn't T-bone actually run an
episode once? I believe he came pretty close
to it, but he's never sat in theactual chair.
He's never sat down in the moderator chair.
(50:43):
And not the reader. Power.
I don't know why, but it does actually make you more aware.
Well, it does, but. You're more aware of the
talking. Over the thing about sitting in
that chair too is you actually do need the headphones on so you
can control the volume of other people too, so you got to know
that shit too. It is because you can act like
and that's the whole point wherewe all supposed to have
headphones so we can understand when you're too far away from
(51:06):
each other's voice and listen toyour voice.
But on that note, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank
our guests for coming out. Again, you're welcome.
And as always, you both are always welcome.
Thank you. Make sure you book in advance.
We're booking into 2026. Now we're but we're booked.
We're coming back for the birthday.
You will be back for my birthdayepisode.
(51:28):
August 31st will be the birthdaypodcast and then the birthday
party afterwards. Which will be broadcasted on
September 6th. No.
Is anybody here allergic to peanut butter?
It's allergic. Do you want to know why?
I know you like peanut butter sobad, and no, I know why.
Oh fuck God, I'll. Bring I'll bring Apple, I'll
(51:49):
bring monster cookies. That's OK, I'm not can.
You put peanut butter in your monster cookies.
Yes, there's peanut butter. Don't want to eat?
Them alrighty stinky pups. Secret word of this episode is.
Broken. Peanut butter butter.
OK, peanut butter. No, we said that would be broken
Dick. That's.
All bro that Dick we said that episode.
Yeah, we said. That in the last episode.
But that means they would have heard it and they don't have to
(52:11):
listen to this episode. Those stinky pups need a new
word because they need to listento it.
Yeah, it's peanut butter. It's peanut butter for the
stinky pups. Shout out to Chase, Teagle,
Billy and Ellos. Yay, my hubby even gives them
shout outs. Hello.
Jay Rod's mom. Well, you didn't do it in the
last episode, so somebody had to.
I was waiting for you to see if someone wanted to do it.
(52:32):
Thank you everyone for coming out.
Remember it is OK. I just about said it's not OK
and y'all heard it. It's not OK.
It is OK to not be OK. Reach out, call a friend, call
family, call 988 or whatever number it is in your local area.
(52:52):
988 is good for USA and Canada. There is somebody there, they
will listen, they will help you reach out.
You're not alone. J Rod or talk to your friends,
family, loved ones. Well, yeah, acquaintances.
The first ones you should reach out to.
Or like me, play World of Warcraft.
(53:14):
That's been seriously, it's beenso good for my mental health
right now. It's something I could focus on.
If it works for you then it is agood thing.
It's a self for. You.
It's a good thing. We call it a self-care routine.
I miss. That's what it's doing.
And for sure kid, don't try tabling at home.
And that, yeah, we're gonna words of.
Wisdom, thank you Daddy H Thank you Frenchie for coming again.
(53:37):
Always a pleasure, it's. Always fun.
We're gonna we got some pizza going.
My lovely cast, I appreciate y'all.
And on that note, we will. I guess you will hear us all in
two weeks. In two weeks, yeah, We're going
on vacation, kids. Enjoy your vacation, love, peace
and chicken grease. Bark, bark, bark.
Rare tea.
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