Join us for a hilarious and uncensored episode of 'Squirrels After Dark' as host Sharon Da Boy’z returns with her stellar cast and a special guest, Handler Skyler. In Season 3, Episode 14, the crew dives into everything from camping stories and unexpected hookups to zip-lining fears and epic walks from bars. There's talk of pride events, memorable bars, and the mishaps of navigating different spaces. Plus, the hosts touch on some serious topics like Indigenous land acknowledgment. It's an episode full of laughs, adventures, and camaraderie that you won't want to miss! Remember, it's NSFW—so grab your headphones and enjoy!
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Bug, Bug Bug Bug Bug bug. Hello hello hello hello handler
sound, insert handler sound hereright?
Even spazzes meowing I. Heard that?
Wow. He was under me a second ago.
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I. Guess he didn't want to feel
left out. So he's always underneath my
feet. Usually you're like underneath
my chair. Or scaring the shit out of
everybody underneath the chairs.Welcome everyone to Squirrels
After Dark After hours Uncensored Debauchery season 3
episode. What the fuck did I say earlier,
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14? There you go. 14 Season 3,
Episode 14. I'm so glad you all are
listening in because without youlisteners, we wouldn't be where
we are today. Well, we probably still would.
If you're not listening, we'll still be here.
We'll still be here, but please keep listening.
Don't unsubscribe. We're sorry.
Fun this way. Absolutely.
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We. Appreciate you.
I have a stellar cast with me today and a new guest that some
of y'all may have met in the main episode, but if not we will
introduce him shortly. Not safe for work.
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Don't play us at work, God damn it.
Don't do it. It's play.
Us at work just do it with your ear buds.
Don't let other people. Hear what?
Headphones? What's happening?
Or head touché because we say fuck.
And shit. Motherfucker.
We discussed nudity and sex too.Yep.
What he said and big. Penises, OH.
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Those are good. Big penises are good penises.
Deep vagina. OK, so I have no comment on that
one, but I was going to say likespiders got the big penis, so
I'm happy with that. Jukey, any comments on the deep
vaginas? No.
Not OK, don't. Worry, I made sure did not make
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eye contact for anybody, I said.That and on that note, I am your
host, Sharon Dubois. And like I said, welcome back
and thank you for listening. Joining me today.
We have the sexiest cyclists outthere.
Motorcyclists out there. T-bone.
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T-bone. Yes, he is sexy as fuck.
He should check him out on pet. Lights.
Somebody come on. I need a pet.
Hello, I'm right here. We're awake, pet.
Dog. I have one downstairs.
I'm a pet. I'm a puppy.
Got the I got belly rubs insatiable.
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Fingernail. Chaos at work.
Chef du jour. The nicest kitties, Juki.
Missing half of her fingernail on her index finger, Yes.
She has beautiful kitties. And she's got lovely kitties
and. Come and see my kitties.
I've I've I've met all, well, apparently all five of them now
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Katniss and Aberdeen are on the Web 2 chat, Web 2 web web oh
brain work web tube channel show.
Me your kitties. Epic Wow.
The brain wasn't braining. It happens.
At this hour, are we surprised? Oh God, there's a lot of beer in
there right now. We have cute and cuddly.
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Stroking his muzzle. Aw.
Snout. Otter slut.
Thank you. Damn.
Wow, OK, sorry, sorry, sorry. Tonsa hockey slut.
Damn, so we've. Heard.
Pup Titan J Rod Rare Mm Hmm notice how he didn't get
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offended with tonsil hockey. Well, yeah, I know.
I wear it with a badge of honor.And so you should and you can
and, and J Rod is, you know, officially my, my approver of my
hood, apparently. Is that?
Oh, you got the new one on. Yes I do, I have spider pup 2.0.
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OK. I just needed to make sure you
had the right ear flop. Yeah, no, I made sure.
I made sure it was exactly the same.
OK, I loved it. That ear flop is so cute.
It's. Adorable.
Yeah so spider pup has gotten a new pup hood.
Y'all can see it on the YouTube channel.
Think so? Yep.
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There he is. There he is, Spider.
Hear him when he's talking whilelooking at the camera.
I know it's not. It's not easy.
He wasn't really saying much, except here I am.
And on that note, we have a special guest joining us today,
the first time on podcasts we have Handler Skyler.
A slut and proud of it. Said and said that's.
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Why you should be? If you want to know more about
Skyler, as I said, please refer to the main episode of this
series and you'll learn a lot about them.
Other than that, welcome to the show everyone, welcome back.
Hello, it's been 3 weeks. We are actually recording today
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on the day that we should be releasing the episode, but we
were on vacay last week. A well, well, well deserved
vacay last week. Yes.
And before we continue, would you like to please make your
announcement? I am gay.
Where's this coming from? Again, dear, are we seated on
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some kind of indigenous? Man, yes, yes, yes.
I actually have to look into this because I think I might be
getting it wrong all this time. But we are recording and brought
to you on the unseated territories and traditional
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations.
Like, oh, we thank you for allowing us to be here.
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But I do have to look into that because for some reason I feel
like I'm wrong. It might be the Musqueum.
I felt like that the other day when I was listening to the
radio and I'm like. And the news where?
We are, so it might be. I'm yeah, I'm I'm gonna have to.
Our apologies. Across the street if we've been
getting across low heat highway and head down to the Coquitlam
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First Nations. Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, right across the street. And find out exactly what the
correct title is. If we've been doing it wrong the
whole time, we apologize. We absolutely do apologize.
As I said like this, this could be the Musqueam First Nations
territories. Do you want?
Apologize. Girl, wow.
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I was. Nice.
You know what? He's the straightest guy we have
on here, but sometimes he throwsout such confusing.
I love the a paw. That's perfect.
That's great. Oh, I get it now.
Did you not get that? I did like a paw.
Come on. That's.
A shame. And I was going to say if this
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is the Musqueam that that that'squite a bit of area because I'm
also on Musqueam area in South Vancouver.
So they may have quite a bit of range.
If that is true, they do entire.Province.
I mean, in fairness. Well, not all Musqueam.
No, but I was going to say the whole province does belong to
the First Nations, and they havea lot of territory that is now
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not theirs. Yes.
The entire country, yeah. There are at least in the
certain other parts of the country, there are treaties,
they have been horribly misaligned.
But BC specifically has no treaties, has no we just our
land now, nothing nice. So that that there is a little
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bit of difference between the unseeded lands that don't have a
treaty and the treaty lands thatat least there's some legal
recognition, some legal payment that BC just does not have.
This is true because there are alot of land battles going
through the courts right now between the province of BC and
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the local indigenous First People, First Nations peoples
that are trying to reclaim theirland back or get some sort of
acknowledgement for their lands that.
I mean, I think we want more than acknowledgement because
we're doing great acknowledging it.
But maybe the money or the land back.
Or clean water. Right, clean water.
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Oh my God, this sounds political.
Right, we're getting we're. Squirrels shut this shit.
Shut it shit down. I love our podcast and but I'm
like, we're we're we're beginning to go right into the
serious. Nope.
It is important though to shed light to this because a lot of
people don't know. Oh, I agree.
I was one of them until I got educated by a historical video.
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I don't know and I have no comment on it.
Like, I mean, I, I I don't. I may have been born in northern
BC but and raised in Edmonton inAlberta but I know my my band
and the tribe that I'm registered to is in northern
Alberta which is part of Treaty 8 which does extend into BC but
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only into the like the peace region area.
So Dawson Creek, Fort Saint Johnone O 1 you know, like the the
peace region of BC is part of Treaty 8.
So those Indians are my Indians.Just don't be a wait guy and go.
For a jog on the reserve? No, stupid.
What the fuck were you thinking that day?
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Like seriously, do tell. OK, so story time, yeah.
I've mentioned it before, we allforgot apparently.
This this was what, oh, a few years ago.
So we had kind of a family reunion back on the reserve in
northern Alberta. So Spider and I go up to the
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reserve, you know, fine and dandy.
We're staying with mom, We're sleeping in the tent in the
truck. No big deal.
You know, the whole family's up there.
It's a great time. You know, it just happens to be
during powwow days and you know,so the powwow was happening.
Everything else, it was fantastic.
Fun times it was. It was also one of the one of
the very few times that I actually got to really introduce
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Spider to my culture and my people.
And they and they got introducedto me.
I wasn't a pup at that. Point No, no, no.
It would have been worse. No, yeah.
No, he wasn't a pup. He was.
He was just Spider, who was RickHunter, but, you know, gay and
white. Very white.
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Dude's damn near blonde hair, blue eyed and white.
He's looking like T-bone over here in his younger days, Yeah.
German or Scandinavian? Yeah, yeah, Still cute as fuck
though. Aw, I think buddy.
Likewise. So I wake up one day and spiders
just getting back to mom's trailer all sweaty and
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everything else. I'm like, where the fuck were
you? He's like, oh, I went out for a
jog. I'm like, what, you went for a
jog on the res? Weighty under reserve.
Dude, you don't go for a jog by yourself on the res, Especially
my res. Nothing against my res
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whatsoever. We are supposed to be.
It's supposed to be a clean res,but it very much is not.
Mean dry res. A dry res Yeah, yeah.
Dry and clean and clean, yeah, yeah.
But it very much is not. We'll think a certain
nationality will that won't be mentioned.
That has seemed to have somehow taken over the reserve.
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But we won't go. We won't go there on that note.
Thank you. He gets back and I'm like, no,
no, no, what are you doing? Because he's like, oh, I went
out for a jog and you know, likepeople were looking at me and
dogs were chasing me and everything else.
I'm like, dude, you're a white man running around on the
fucking rez. You're going to get scalped
before you know it. Don't do that.
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Surprised you didn't get shot. Right.
Fucking white man running through the rez.
That's like fucking open huntingseason.
Exactly. T-bone.
J Rod. J Rod.
J Rod. Sorry, I had a moment.
I'm allowed. Husky.
Anyway, that reminds me of when I was leaving the pup social.
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I know this is interesting. How's that?
Chugging away on a no, no, no. OK, I'll go.
I'll just quick fact. Yeah.
So insert one raised eyebrow here.
Yeah. There's so there was a strip
club in Maple Ridge called the Caddy Shack.
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It's not there anymore. It's it was.
Best name ever. Yeah, T T-bone is definitely.
T-bone knows the. First boobies in my on my face
there. Thank you to that Lady, whatever
her name is. Beautiful lady.
Oh yeah. Anyway, so yeah, the, yeah, the
so I went, so I went to the Caddyshack and I didn't have any
money to for a cab and I'm pretty sure I don't know if I
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had enough money to get on the bus to go home.
So I ended up walking. Typical straight man at the time
spending all his money at the strip bar.
No money to get home, just saying.
Am I wrong? I can neither confirm nor deny
the statement being said is trueor not.
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Yeah, priorities, OK. Anyway, such a political answer.
Anyway, I vote for J Rod for thenext Prime Minister.
Pull, lick, pull lickable J. Rod.
Anyway, if you say. A bunch of times you're going,
you're in anyway. Oh no, yours is anyway.
So I, you know, I don't think I should continue the story.
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I mean now share the. Boys, hero is dying.
We must know, I don't. Think I should continue the
story? Oh, come on, I'm I'm.
Sorry, I was laughing at what what Spider said.
Come on, you know you got to. We're all friends here with
happy hour. It was my fault.
It was tea. Spider made me laugh and yes,
beer may have possibly come out my nose and now my eye is
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watering. Some We need to hear the rest of
the story now. Please.
All right, Thank you. So I'm leaving the Caddyshack
and I have no money for cab or bus fare so I decided to Oh no
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no no no no T. Bone.
Just for the record, T-bone stuck his thumb up.
Even even not that. So I decided to make my way from
the Caddyshack which is in MapleRidge, to my house which is in
Porcoquitlam, Oh. Good Lord.
And like, not even just borderline Maple Ridge, this is
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like what? Deep, what it make a Ridge?
Is that like Haney? Maple Ridge.
It's not just Haney, it's the Haney Pub.
So yes. Yeah.
OK. So you're so it's deep downtown
Maple Ridge. It's deep.
Maple Ridge. Yeah, it's deep.
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It's deep. Oh my gosh, dude.
I didn't make one. Yeah, I make my way from the
Caddyshack deep in Maple Ridge. Just deep in Maple Ridge.
That's correct. That's accurate.
Yeah. To my house.
There's in poco, shallow POCO. Which is in pork Aquitlam at the
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time. And shallow.
Not really, it's on the other side of colony farms.
Which is barely into POCO. Damn, pretty much.
That's Coquitlam. Practically.
Practically. So you got the, you got the.
He's on the east side of. Loheed Anyway, how long did this
take? Thank you.
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I want to say at least. Five hours.
I'm guessing 3. Am IA fucking sloth.
I'm guessing 3. Either way, he was sober when he
got home. He.
Oh fuck yeah, I was sober as fuck.
How are your legs? Stronger than they were now.
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Replacing that, I said three hours.
I want to say at least under, atleast under under under 3 hours.
OK. I'm impressed.
So the reason I tell the story is so I went to the pub social
on the last Friday or shut the beginning off shot Vancouver.
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No, no, I'm not that I. See where this is?
Going no, I'm not that crazy masochistic.
Jesus Christ, I'm not that crazy.
Damn, calm down. Just calm down.
So I made it to Braid for your Ididn't have enough money to call
an Uber. OK, it's a.
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Trend here. And I call.
I called a taxi, didn't understand, didn't like.
I don't know why, it's just it was Port Moody Taxi.
Great, great, great. Anyway, I want to stress that it
was late at night. Didn't have any money on me.
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All right. So no judgement please.
Oh so much. Judgement.
Oh I can't wait to hear this nowplease continue.
I made it and I don't know if mymom is listening.
We love you mom. I shout out to her I I love you
mom. I'm.
Still waiting to hang out with her for.
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Beers. Yes, we all.
Really do love you mom. I made it from Braid station all
the way to my house in Porcoquitlam and this is not the
same location. Right.
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From when I had the journey fromMaple Ridge.
OK, so different. So it's a different location
there. I didn't get home until about
4:00 in the morning. What time?
And I'm pretty sure I left BraidStation at about 2:00 in the
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morning. Oh, it's not.
That's horrendous. Yeah, that's.
Too bad. I had to travel through Colony
Farms at night past the psychiatric hospital.
Well, that's Riverview. Riverview.
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No, No. No.
No. No.
No. No.
No. It's all.
Riverview. No, no, no, it wasn't Riverview.
It was past the hospital, I think by the Merry Hill Bypass.
I like but I hang out there like3:00 in the morning.
That's my hangout. No, no, no.
He's talking about the new psychiatric hospital that's down
at Colony Farm still the new onewith the haunted like if you're
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going by, if you're going pass, if you're going on Mariel
bypass, you see the gates? I've heard some screams.
Oh. Yeah, so.
River. Viewers behind us When it shut
down, everything went to the colony farms.
OK. This is where you guys.
Yeah, yeah, I know where it is now.
Yeah, so I move. I've at least, yeah, two hours
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took me from Braid to my house and I shit you not, I heard
things, Yeah. Things I don't think is
appropriate response for that. I've heard things, things,
things, stuff. I don't know.
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I hear those things that I gave her every Friday night.
I hear that coming from the basement that I realize my
husband's not in bed. Damn, there was screaming.
No, I don't think so. At least I don't think it was
screaming. Then it definitely wasn't
popped. Then it definitely wasn't our
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then it definitely wasn't our basement.
Yeah. So.
That is my that that. Yeah, no, that's that's my
story. That's that is my journey.
Sticking to it, right? There was one time where we
went, you know, we used to go tothe fireworks, firework, the
firework festival of lights in never celebration of lights.
Thank you. And yeah, there was one day
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where, you know, every bus passed us and they were all
full. So we just ended up walking and
somehow we ended up, I think it was about 3 hour walk.
No, no, sorry. It was from Kitsilano to the sea
bus, so it was only about a 45 minute walk.
But still it's it was a waste. And then there was also one time
where we ended up walking acrossthe Second Narrows Bridge for
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some reason, can't remember why.Did you get lost?
No, no. OK, No, it wasn't a lost thing
because I lived on the North Shore.
But yeah, I don't, I don't know how that might have been a PNE
day. That sounds more familiar.
That sounds more likely. I cannot wait to go to P&E as
I'll pop this year. When we going.
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Wait when? When is the P&E open?
August 2 weeks. The last two weeks of August
and. It's close to my birthday.
Ends on Labor Day. My birthday weekend, it's going
on. Here we go on.
I'm down. I'm down for.
Two weeks of August. Just the last two weeks of
August, I'm just on labor. Day, it's like so much longer.
I gotta see what concerts are going on.
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I'm down for some mini Donuts right now, all right?
Who isn't down for mini Donuts? Nobody.
I. Want one of those potato
tornadoes? By the way, you're not a mini
Donuts person, are you? I like 1.
I I'm not a big I'm not, but I'mthe same with you.
I'm not it's not something that drives me to to go I.
I need a bucket. I will.
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I will stuff my face with any Donuts.
Bigger bucket. I got a how about we all get to
go because, you know, it's always more fun.
Every time we've gone to the P&E, we've gone to it.
It's always been a game in the years it's always been.
Dude me afford that shit me. You know, hubby, like there's
not a lot. It's always more fun.
So it would be fun to make an event to go to a.
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Talk to Ray and get a discount. I was going to say there's a
certain person who works at the pub that might be able.
To get so we could actually go as a squirrel hour.
Family Group. Like go to a squirrel hour,
Peony day so and open it up to any of the guests who've been on
the. Show and I will be there.
That would that would be fun andyou know, so any of the guests
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who've been on the show, I'll, I'll mention to everybody, hey.
Anybody who's listening? Anybody who's listening, anyone
wants to go, anybody who's a guest on the show?
Go with it. I really want to go to a place
with actual roller. I'm not big on some some of the
rides in general, but roller coasters.
I love roller. Coasters, dude, when we go
there. Is the wooden roller coaster.
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But I want to call it the coaster like dedicated to no.
In the stands fair when we go toour Florida trip, when we go on
it, I will take so many picturesand videos of the roller coaster
rides. Great America.
OK, so when I was 1617 we did a band trip to Santa Clara.
California Band. I know right?
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This one time at band. Camp, sorry.
Yeah, no band. I legitimately went to band
camp. So did I.
In junior high. I did too.
It explains a lot. No, there was not.
I played the clarinet, not the flute.
I played clarinet. Too.
Was there fingerings, by the way?
Was there a flute involved? There.
I actually started band class with the flute, but I couldn't
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figure out the fingering, so I went to the clarinet which is a
lot more simpler. And tenor saxophone is exactly
the same, which is why I played both.
Really. I did.
Yep, I never knew that. Yep, anyway and and it was in
the same key anyway, Santa Clara, CA was I believe it was a
great America theme park and some of those roller coasters
were amazing. Like one that you sit below the
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track so it feels like you're flying.
That's cool. Was fantastic.
Yeah, that's so. Cool.
That was really cool. I would go back.
As a pretty sure it was in GreatAmerica, no thank you.
No, not as a what? Don't.
We acrophobic acrophobia Fear ofheights.
I had that until I went ziplining in Mexico.
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I did the. I did the hell Evader did not
cure my. Actually.
Acrophobia. I should see you for doing it.
You. I should clarify exactly.
Just the ground when I got down.I was.
I wasn't afraid of heights. I was afraid of falling.
Yes, I, I, I was just about to say, wait a minute here.
I was not afraid of flight heights, I was afraid of
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falling. In fairness, you still are.
All fear of heights is a fear offalling.
And let's be clear, it's not really the falling that's the
problem. It's the splat.
It's the sudden stop at the end that kills you.
That's the terrifying part, yes.Oh, wait, I need, I need some
clarification. Yeah.
And do we no longer have a fear of falling?
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We did the zip line. In For the record, Juki is
shaking her head. We no longer thank you.
We we we no longer have anxiety driving over the Port Mann
Bridge, the Second Narrows Bridge.
See. Look what happened when you go
to Vegas and you walk around a glass.
Bridge. You might actually get me to do
the Death Fall. Wow.
(26:38):
I know. Damn.
Holy shit. I know.
Oh, no, no. In Vegas with us.
Me like going off on the the 4000 feet above the Grand
Canyon, terrified, almost broke his.
Hand Grand Grand Canyon West on the sky.
Reservation there almost broke his hand.
I looked down. I'm like, guys, I just looked
down and I turn, actually turnedaround to the people behind us
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and said I'm having a little bitof trouble with this because I
was terrified. And yeah, and then there's me
who just wants to put on it. Like literally all I want to do
is put a Caribbean around and just fucking jump off the side,
yeah. He wants to dance I.
Just want a Caribbeaner. Click that fucker on and rappel
and just give me a rope. Throw it off the side, hook me
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on and I'm fucking off the side right down to the.
Then I went to. Mexico and I did a the Canyon
was 1000 feet and the first zip line went across it 1000 feet
high and Yep, I was terrified. I was focused on where I was
going, but by the end of it I was looking side to side and
enjoying the view. I'm glad.
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I'd like to consider myself sane.
If the plane is capable of landing, I and the pilots will
be landing on that plane. If the plane is falling out of
the sky, I will Don the parachute and jump out the back,
but only because I wish to save my life.
I am not insane. See, we don't do.
Workly saying things that's not fun.
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We're going down to Florida and we're flying down Porter, no
problem. First class going down, coming
back for flying Delta. So all I want to make sure is
that when I fly Delta, I know where the liquor cabinet is
because when the plane lands upside down, I just need to know
where I can climb to get to the booth.
Savage. Honestly, absolutely savage.
(28:23):
A very good flight record, but it was like the one flight that
landed in Toronto. OK, OK, so and.
It was an icy runway, the. Safest way to travel?
All right, all right. There are one thing I'm going to
say here. You're all said it's good with
Delta upside down. Do you know who I am?
(28:44):
Yes, that makes sense. And all.
I'm on, you're on. A separate flight, right?
I might be I got to check my reservations.
That might change. You know who you're talking to.
You know, I realize I'm. About to pay the $800 difference
flying Delta back via Seattle and just getting on Porter first
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class via Ottawa. Like I don't care about the
exits. All I need to know when I get on
the plane, I'm like, I'm specifically, where is the
goddamn booze cabinet? Because when we flip over, I
will crawl on top of the plane. You will find me at the end,
drinking, drinking. Everything, aren't you?
So again, and I have a lock pick, I'll just, I'll lock pick
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the shit out of that, open it upand like I have free.
Booze. Is that naughty puppy behavior
or is that smart? Behavior.
No, That's smart. That's just, that's just me.
That's just Rick. That's just me.
I do want to say that Jukey was not the only one that ended up
shitting her pants on the skywalk.
Thank you. Because even though, yes, she
was breaking my hand as we did the walk.
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Yeah, I appreciate you so much. It's it's still cricks to this
day. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I'm sorry, but we were almost done.
We were like 95% done the walk on the skywalk and there was
this couple in front of us. And the husband decides he's
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going to get down onto his kneeswith the seam between the glass
panels that make up the floor that hold you up from falling
4000 feet till your death. And all of a sudden he sticks
his hand right through the seam.He's like, oh, yeah, there's,
there's, there's nothing holdingthese together.
And that is when. It didn't help.
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I ran I think. He was following me.
I I was already headed for the exit.
And he was like, yeah, that's a great idea.
And I ran that. That did me in.
Ironically, after that, after wegot back two weeks vacation, two
weeks afterward someone actuallyjumped off off and committed
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suicide, and a month after that a piece of the glass actually
shattered and completely collapsed.
No. Why didn't?
No, no, no, no. Not, not at, not on the skywalk
that we did. It was a different skywalk.
Different skywalk, I thought. Yes, that was a that was a
different skywalk, but still. Yeah.
Yeah, so if. Other side of the world.
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That was an episode of The Simpsons.
I believe T-bone had a question he wanted to ask me before the
switch over and Timo, what question would you like to ask
me? I believe it involved bratty
behavior and I was just, I thinkI was going to ask, do you have
any pets of yours that are bratty?
All of. Them and you is that 1?
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You're I've met some of it. Specialties as far as
navigating. Thank you.
Good question. So no, no, I'm not a brat tamer,
which would be the correct term,because that's, that's a very
different aspect for what I am and do.
Brat tamer is somebody who's more, they want the brat, they
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want the brat to be trouble and they want to break the bat.
I, I just have more, I mean, oneof the jokes I often make
because I have to admit it, I'm actually a Brandler.
That is to say a portmanteau of brat and handler, because I'm a
very bratty handler. So no, I do not tame the brats.
I just keep them from misbehaving by offering them a
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better deal for behaving. Yes, I have a couple pups.
One of them tends to be a littlebrachy, but.
Who? Initial just an initial is good.
No. Just just a letter.
No, I, I, I would like not to get in deep deep shoot as soon
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as this episode is posted. Thank you.
So you're saying said puppy listens to the podcast?
Will he's going to listen to at least this episode.
OK, there you go. All righty.
Yes, when they discovered I was going to be on the podcast that
there were a couple of puppies who went to who have gone to add
that to the watching list, but. I'm just going to throw out
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there Brady's puppy. I know small you, not me.
I'm not a brat. Sorry owner.
Really owner POV. Small's.
A brat, yes. Owner POV and.
There's obviously like differentlevels to that.
Right, I'm not Small's owner andI'll be clear.
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Yes, yes. I'm I'm.
I'm honestly at Handler like I, I people have asked me and like
you are, you know, you're. No, you are emotional support
puppy. Yeah, I love being a puppy.
I love being a puppy. I know people ask them like I
don't want to be. I, I spent, I spent most of my
life. Handling, handling.
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People and and, and being supportive for everybody, for
the community. And a lot of people like being a
pup. I just want to be me and I enjoy
it. Rocking out, having fun.
I I enjoy the puppy community. I enjoy just being a puppy.
It gives me a. It gives me a chance to just be.
There are other options by the by.
While in the nature of actual wolves, this is pure bullshit
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that was that has been discredited and disfunded by
everyone, including the originalauthor study.
In the case of human puppies, this is true.
There is such a thing as an alpha, as a beta, as an Omega,
100%. So there are alpha puppies who
are Doms. They're not handlers, but
they're Doms. You could be an alpha or a beta.
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Those options, thinking about that are available makes sense.
That's really cool. They're yeah, they're so caught.
Spiders is submissive little bitch.
So that could be a beta, a delta, a gamma.
There's an entire Greek alphabethere.
Oh yeah, no. No, I don't.
I don't think so. I'll say I'll say this for one,
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he's definitely a Husky. I have seen his behaviors.
He carefully unhooks a hot lid, puts it down, takes the chick
the the Turkey out of the roaster, does not hook the lid
to put it back on. He reaches out with his bare paw
to grab it. He's a Husky.
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Didn't say it was intelligent. Headache.
Puppy brained a puppy brain Husky.
I still I J Rod I got I got to say something that happened to
me during the pup social. If I if I didn't have the hood
and if I didn't have the necklace that I'm currently
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wearing. Yep.
Would you assume that I'm straight A?
100%, absolutely 100%. And even with the necklace,
either way would be fine. Very, very few people know that
those are the colors of Otter ISM.
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That is your Otter colors. That's the Otter.
Mannerisms. I mean, you're at the event, but
yeah, I would 100. Percent.
I said I can't really answer because I know and therefore I,
I saw you there and I knew who you were.
I can't answer what I'd assumed because that never came close to
the like. Those thoughts didn't come into
my head. I went, oh, there's pup Titan,
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I'll go say hi. That's it.
Yeah. So sorry, can't answer.
That one for you in all honesty when we first met that night
with said Co worker. I think that would be you.
You have the best perspective onthis.
When said Co worker randomly made out with me on the dance
floor of the John B. Side note, that was a surprise
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to me also. Yeah, I bet.
Yeah. OK, I work with the guy.
Yeah, all right, so. And I mean I was all for it
because damn cute as fuck is, but my thought was like dude,
you're what was going through myhead at that time.
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Post make out. Obviously during make out there
was nothing in the brain whatsoever.
But post make out it was you just made out with a guy in the
middle of a dance floor at a very straight bar in front of
your Co worker who is also very straight was what when time I
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had you. At the time you thought I was
straight. 100%, absolutely, 100%.
It wasn't until I drove you homethat I realized you wanted to
play tonsil hockey with me as well.
But I'm also because I met J Rodat, you know, my part time job
and. We, we, I, I didn't know.
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Well, and I never assumed either, right?
That isn't until I met Sharon. Correct.
So our our five minute interactions we had with you in
the month of times we had from several years when you would
come in and buy booze or you know, we'd come in and just a
small interaction. I never there was no
interaction. There was nothing did nothing
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aligned. So I'm.
Sure, you probably had before you finally got to know me.
Did you have any inclinations? Inclinations.
Very. No.
Welcome. Nope.
None at all. Thank you.
I will say to you, authenticity,the way everybody should work on
everybody's got it from day one.That's the that's the secret
behind authenticity. Absolutely.
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Who you? Are at a younger age is that's
that's you. Oh my God how did my family did
not know I was walking around inthe fucking high heels at 5
tromping around wearing a purse.Well, that's like my I did not
know. I knew immediately.
Yeah, thank you. Like my brother, he did not.
Not know this. Jukey did not know about me. 90%
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of the people do not know about me.
I didn't know until somebody told me.
Oh yeah, that's Sharon's husband.
I'm like what? My one point theirs.
Didn't matter. Yeah, it was just surprising.
Confidence. Confidence comes in all
sexualities and all forms. Absolutely.
And all levels. And all levels same with
vulnerability. And I was very, I told you this
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to you guys this last time, but I was very a lot of skin
showing. I was wearing not my normal
leather pants for this event. They were going to this kink
event and I was feeling very vulnerable.
But anyways, a good friend of mine who's transitioning right
now. She said for them.
Yeah, she said. I'm paraphrasing a bit, but but
don't confuse vulnerability withnot being masculine.
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It is masculine. It is feminine and that was a
very beautiful thing that they said.
Yeah, absolutely. So out of curiosity, what are
you wearing? That is right Beach next
Saturday, this upcoming Saturday.
Motorcycle gear and nothing. Well, it should be nothing we're
going to, right? Please tell me.
I mean, you don't necessarily have to go.
Naked. OK, so you don't have to go
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naked, but yet you're asking T-bone, who is like me, like
totally naturalist. You're not going to be.
I will. Be well groomed.
Me exactly. I'm excited just to hang out.
We're going to hang the little our little camp out area area
and I just want to hang out and just chill out.
So. I just want to hang out with
you. We've never hung out outside the
podcast. We haven't gone to events.
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Well, we have done. A little bit, but yeah, not
much. Not, not really much.
So I'm really excited. We actually used to hang out,
spend the day and just chill out.
Yeah. That's aside from here.
That's my one of my main spots for sure.
I know I'm excited. So no pineapple.
So next Saturday the night. Well, no, I'm looking August.
Yep, that's OK. No pineapple. 19th, 19th, 19th.
We're going to. August 9th we will be going to
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wreck as well. All right, I will.
Basically every Saturday until the end of the summer.
I am going to make it a mission.I will fucking do it.
Saturday morning I will wake up at the ass crack of dawn, RIP
out to Chilliwack, fill up my truck on payday, get back,
shower, let's turn on and we're gonna EV it downtown sort.
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Of a good idea. Yeah, we got the so the 19th, so
if you need to jump over. Yeah, I will.
Yeah, just come over here and we'll all drive in.
You have three of us. Because that's actually the last
day of my vacation right now. Perfect.
SO19-I. Will.
Catch, you could come over here and we'll, we'll head down.
All right, we'll we'll discuss the details afterwards.
When it comes to wearing outfitsto wreck, one of the things I
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love about a kilt is there are two buckles on this side. 1
buckle on this side and hey lookI'm almost completely naked and
if I want to leave 1 buckle on this side, 2 buckles on this
side and I'm presentable. Sounds complicated.
I'm good with a sarong. Wrap it around, tie it.
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I got. Like I don't have to deal about
the tie part. It's frictioned on to me and I
don't have to tie anything because it's a buckle.
Yeah, T-bone. J Rod You.
Mean that would. Be I know I did.
I No, no, I did it deliberately.I want to see a reaction.
Sure. No, I'm just live.
So bottom line, what? Are you looking at the calendar?
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I want to look at. It because I I tend to will
that. Be your case.
You know, no, I need to don't ask.
No. I.
Need off topic. I need to get a new case.
We could do this after the podcast FYI. 19th.
Of what? Of what, July?
Which is when? Next Saturday.
This upcoming Saturday. Okay, God.
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So what about it? All right, bottom line, 19th Rec
Beach. Yes, All right, any of our.
I will join we'll on on Friday, we'll deal with the.
Details. After today.
OK just for the record, just so y'all know, today is currently.
Good God the fuck is today. The 13th.
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July I'm excited me your 13th July.
On 19th me Sharon J Rod T-bone Let's go hang out.
It'll be fine. Because by the time y'all hear
this we would have already been at the beach.
Because this will be posted on what?
What the fuck's this Sunday thatweek?
The 20 is the 20th. Deer, since that comes after 19
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and Sunday comes after Saturday.OK, wow.
Today on the 13th, so this will be uploaded on the 20th we will
already have gone. Yesterday.
Yes, yesterday. Yesterday we've gone to the
beach and it was hot and amazingand I possibly may have hooked
up with somebody in the Bush. In in fairness, that is, we
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hope, if the weather holds out, Rick.
It will. It's July.
It's gonna be a Henry. Rod Touché Yeah.
Please can I spend the night on the 18th on the Friday?
Can I spend it here? Yes, we got room on the patio.
After 11:00 I'm off. Hey, there's wood out there.
Look that I just got right now they.
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Got a big deck, they got a big deck out there.
You sure you're not gay? That's a gay look.
That's not a bi look. But you gotta clean the deck.
When you're damn I believe the technical term.
I apologize to my mother and start doing the dishes.
I believe the technical term is gay bi.
After 11:00 we work meet up withus.
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You can come over and we can. Yes, absolutely.
It'll be a lot easier all. Right.
So in defense of Pup Titan's facial expressions, as a
pansexual man, I find myself calling myself a gay man way way
way more often. So if he's going to make a gay
face, just because he's by doesn't stop him from being gay.
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Remember, by does not mean to oranything else.
It means both same and different.
So if he's going to make a same face, he can make a same face
still by. I prefer men.
You can prefer what you like. Good for you buddy.
Bitch, be gay. I prefer dominatrixes.
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No anyway. After the hookups that I've had,
Sup. Bitch, I'm so piece of the.
Hookups that I've had and the tonsil hockey that I've played
nice. And the better experiences.
You've had it's. Gay Well 90. 5% of most people
have tonsils to play tonsil hockey with dear.
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That doesn't really have a sexuality matter.
Get a few jerks in me, I'll playtonsil hockey.
All of you have tonsils to play hockey with.
I do. Well, it doesn't matter if they
have tonsils or not, as long as they've got a set of Dingle
berries down below. That's where the tonsil hockey
will come into effect. Twinkling berries.
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I'm not entirely certain I agreeto that state.
I love your I love your shirt, Jiggy.
Thank. You do.
You love your gifts. I do.
We brought that directly from the island just for you.
You saw it. We didn't discuss even the
remote anything we discuss aboutour no the rest of the trip it.
Wasn't necessary, but it's so appreciated.
Oh my God. And the dependent dependents.
(46:27):
Amazing. I saw that and I was like, Oh my
God, I have to get this. So when we went to our trip,
some of the amazing stuff we went to just.
To show us back at the experiences.
Not just us like we went to. Everywhere on Vancouver Island.
Where do we go to get the firewood?
We went there and we we hung outat the little tiny pub.
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We got the firewood that day. Was it Euclid, Euclid, Euclid,
Euclid? Was that where you were?
Just by the way, if you're goingto the island one state, do not
unless you have a hotel and you're going to be there.
Tofino is a beautiful place but holy fuck just go there for an
(47:08):
hour and you're done. There, there, there is no reason
to spend any more than Really dude, maybe 3.
No, it's boring as fuck there. We went there.
Sorry. We went down.
It was Canada Day. We got down, sat at the pub and
we asked someone like, do you have any Canada Day celebrations
going on? Not one, not one.
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Canada Day flag the entire. Event Square.
There was nothing. There wasn't even any.
There was absolutely nothing. Wow.
Whatsoever. It was a Canada Day.
No, it was a ghost town. So anyway, we went out to
Eucalypt, which is really nice. Sorry, I don't care if I say it
wrong. You close enough?
Actually, you know what? It's gonna.
Be that was that was the closestyou've ever.
(47:53):
Been. So anyway, we went to a pub, we
went down and I'm we discovered that we were there, that there
was no fire ban, so you could use firewood, which was really
cool. That's insane.
Yeah. So anyway, we were down there
and we're sitting down and what's the best place to find,
you know, anything is to ask thelocal.
So we go to a local pub. I'm actually going to find the
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the pub and I will definitely put in the podcast.
So we're hanging out with the girl or we're hanging down.
We're having a drinks and the server comes over and she says,
hey, you know how you guys doing?
I said, yeah, we're looking for firewood.
You know, like we're in town, we're looking for firewood.
And she assumed we were looking for firewood for like the whole
year and like, no. House, house heating, firewood.
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So we're just in town, you know,We're just in town and super
cool. All of a sudden, like an 1/2 an
hour later when we were sitting at the pub, this really cool guy
comes up and he's like, hey, I heard you looking for firewood
and like, yeah, just for the night.
And he's like, hey, my buddy's got firewood.
He's got a couple of wheelbarrows.
That's what he does. And we, you know, just put the
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money under the rock and take it.
That's awesome. But again, it was super.
Literally, you pull up to his house, there's wheelbarrows of
wood. You go grab a wheelbarrow full
of wood. Put the money put.
The money under the rock. That's some cool local shit.
Exactly, and nobody touched thatshit.
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No, of course. Not, but that was the whole
point when you're just a lesson learned when you're going to a
local little really cool area, ask the locals, be polite, be
cool, talk to them, fuck them. Yeah, we.
Well, if they're cute. In a good way, yes.
Oh yes, essentially have a good time.
Fuck each other's brains. Out.
All right, Thank you. Sure.
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Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, I
found the hook up in the middle of nowhere, Frankie.
And you too. It was in Frankie's restaurant
bar. OK, so in all fairness, we're
hanging out at this campsite, which was amazing.
Super, really cool. It was.
What's the campsite? I'm going to give a shout out.
To where? To where we met the boys at the
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campsite. And ukulele Ukulele Daves.
We'll find it. We'll find out.
Daves Second campground. Yeah, so super cool.
No Daves lost shoe #2 campground.
Really cool guy. So we show up and we were
desperate for a campsite again. We everything we did was by the
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end of our, you know, brand new feet.
Of your pants. Frankie's, yeah.
Frankie's So we show up, We go up and we show up to this guy's
campsite. Really, really beautiful
campsite, well maintained. We go in, we see him and he's
hanging out with a couple of hisbuddies and he's just having
some beers with his buds. And he's like, hey, would you
like a couple of beer? Would you like a joint?
Would you like a couple of beers?
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We're like, I'll take a couple of fucking Old Milwaukee's.
And we just hung out with him. No, no, no, this was extra old
stock nice is what dude was drinking, but it it was like,
oh, you guys want to talk to it?It's like, Oh no, we're OK.
We're we kind of don't really dothat.
Yeah. Meanwhile, I had two joints in
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my truck. That's yeah, but it was later.
He was super cool, went down andwe walked down.
We're looking for a campsite. We drove down and there was a
couple of permanent more campsiters, you know, a couple
of RV years and up top it was more, you know, transient, like
one night campers. And we walked down, a couple of
the boys were there and they were like, hey, bud, how's it
going to get one guy to the themes up?
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And we just drove around and I, I felt more comfortable with
those guys than kind of the hippie transients because that's
who I am. And while we're, we're setting
up the campsite, one of the other boys came over and he gave
us, he lent us his axe. He gave us all these extra
firewood. It was just an all time
absolutely amazing spot. So dude had the weirdest name
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I've ever met in my life. He's on my Facebook now.
We added him. He's a super cool and nice guy.
Carthew. Interesting.
CARTHEW. Everybody calls him Kurt.
Yeah, like super nice guy hung out.
They they provided all the firewood all night long.
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The Super nice guys. Again, the entire experience was
amazing. And yeah, so anyway, you know,
I'm, I'm, I'm hanging out, you know, he goes to bed and like in
the middle of nowhere, like thisis the.
This should be the worst. Population 350.
Permanent residents. I know I got this weird.
I'm like, I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go to bed and all of a
sudden get a grinder message. I'm like, oh, hey, are you free?
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I'm like, oh, you look kind of hot.
I'm like blah, blah, blah. I was still mentioning like, so
it'll go. And it was like a, you know,
like a 20 minute walk to the highway and we go out and there
was no hookup spots. We ended up having to walk down
on the highway. It was like the worst, like
worst possible hookup. And we didn't find a spot.
So but. Sounded.
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Very You trusted some rando to take you out into the middle of
the Bush on Vancouver Island in Hippieville Surfer country.
Hey dude, I grew up in the 80s when all I had to do, all we had
was tapping under the bathroom wall.
We. Grew up rail Jew Olson.
Yeah. Yeah.
Rail Jew and bred Jew and then brought you back to the damn
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campsite. You know, hey, man, you got to
do what you got to do. Clearly, he was a good.
Lady trust this guy though. I.
Oh, he was totally cool. We had a good conversation.
I woke up the next morning and he's making coffee and
everything else. I'm like, so how was your night
last night? Because I was asleep.
So at this point, by the by the time we got to you kill it, I
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was absolutely exhausted. Like I went to bed at 9:00 PM.
It was still daylight outside. I woke up at like 10:00 the next
morning like I was done, absolutely exhausted.
Done. I just I needed to sleep and
(53:51):
just done. It happens.
Wake up. And so I was like, so how was
your night? Not thinking anything of it,
figuring he would have just hungout and chit chatted with the
guys nearby. You know, both were good looking
either side of us, good looking guys.
(54:13):
And he was like, Oh yeah, so howwas your night?
And he showed me his boots, the bottom of his boots.
A lot of mud. Which were covered in mud and
I'm like, OK, what are you showing me?
Was there white stuff on there? No, just a lot of mud.
It was just mud. We had the Walker bit so.
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What are you? Showing me when he's like stuff
on there. May have had some fun last night
and I'm like, really? Did you clean his boots?
No, no, it was mud. No, you.
Leave it to Spider to find a hookup.
In the. Population of 300.
And 50 in a village of 25 people, he will find the one
(54:57):
hookup. He will find your dad.
He will find the the lone gay inthe village that was.
Great. Thank you.
On that note, Skyler, thank you so much for coming out and
enjoying this absolute chaos squirrel after dark hours.
Very well see. You shout outs anybody, Gerard,
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What do you have to say? I'm gonna shout out Pup
Wrangler. Oh God love him.
We didn't even do any, barely talk about that.
He's pups. I like him.
And you got to hug him recently too.
Are you jealous? It's been a while since you've
seen him. He's jealous, no?
(55:41):
No, no, I'm waiting for spiders party.
Which party? His birthday party?
Yeah, his birthday. Party.
His birthday party. Regularly is not coming to that.
I'm hoping he is. I maybe Darren, damn tea, he's
gonna come to that. Well, he better bring Sen Shout
out to pup Sen Love you. Wow, orange puppy on the island.
(56:02):
Fuck, there's a lot of orange puppies on the island.
OK, last calls. I will make a shout out to pup
Alvie and pup Jurian. Thank you to the pup chat, I was
waiting for you to be getting the shout out to the pups.
All right, it's in my penis. And.
Remember, it's OK to not be OK 988 is your best friend.
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That's a great number to call ifyou need it.
If not, call a friend. Call family, call people.
We are here for you. We all love you.
If you're on the bus, guarantee,guarantee there's going.
To be run for your life. No, no, no.
If you're on the bus, there's going to be there's going to be
an ad for 9/8. 8 Well, that's a good thing.
(56:45):
There's always, there's gonna be.
I've been trying to. Shout out to raid that helped me
kill 20. One shout out to Band-Aid for
saving their. Fingers, yes, but to raid the
chemical to for helping me kill 21 Wasps?
Crap. That we've been.
Invading my compost I. Got it.
Love you all. We're done.
We will see you in a couple of weeks.
We got to shut her down. We want this on YouTube.
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Love, peace and chicken grease, bitches.
Rare.
Bug, Bug Bug Bug Bug bug. Hello hello hello hello handler
sound, insert handler sound hereright?
Even spazzes meowing I. Heard that?
Wow. He was under me a second ago.
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I. Guess he didn't want to feel
left out. So he's always underneath my
feet. Usually you're like underneath
my chair. Or scaring the shit out of
everybody underneath the chairs.Welcome everyone to Squirrels
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Don't do it. It's play.
Us at work just do it with your ear buds.
Don't let other people. Hear what?
Headphones? What's happening?
Or head touché because we say fuck.
And shit. Motherfucker.
We discussed nudity and sex too.Yep.
What he said and big. Penises, OH.
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Those are good. Big penises are good penises.
Deep vagina. OK, so I have no comment on that
one, but I was going to say likespiders got the big penis, so
I'm happy with that. Jukey, any comments on the deep
vaginas? No.
Not OK, don't. Worry, I made sure did not make
(02:12):
eye contact for anybody, I said.That and on that note, I am your
host, Sharon Dubois. And like I said, welcome back
and thank you for listening. Joining me today.
We have the sexiest cyclists outthere.
Motorcyclists out there. T-bone.
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T-bone. Yes, he is sexy as fuck.
He should check him out on pet. Lights.
Somebody come on. I need a pet.
Hello, I'm right here. We're awake, pet.
Dog. I have one downstairs.
I'm a pet. I'm a puppy.
Got the I got belly rubs insatiable.
(02:57):
Fingernail. Chaos at work.
Chef du jour. The nicest kitties, Juki.
Missing half of her fingernail on her index finger, Yes.
She has beautiful kitties. And she's got lovely kitties
and. Come and see my kitties.
I've I've I've met all, well, apparently all five of them now
(03:19):
Katniss and Aberdeen are on the Web 2 chat, Web 2 web web oh
brain work web tube channel show.
Me your kitties. Epic Wow.
The brain wasn't braining. It happens.
At this hour, are we surprised? Oh God, there's a lot of beer in
there right now. We have cute and cuddly.
(03:44):
Stroking his muzzle. Aw.
Snout. Otter slut.
Thank you. Damn.
Wow, OK, sorry, sorry, sorry. Tonsa hockey slut.
Damn, so we've. Heard.
Pup Titan J Rod Rare Mm Hmm notice how he didn't get
(04:08):
offended with tonsil hockey. Well, yeah, I know.
I wear it with a badge of honor.And so you should and you can
and, and J Rod is, you know, officially my, my approver of my
hood, apparently. Is that?
Oh, you got the new one on. Yes I do, I have spider pup 2.0.
(04:32):
OK. I just needed to make sure you
had the right ear flop. Yeah, no, I made sure.
I made sure it was exactly the same.
OK, I loved it. That ear flop is so cute.
It's. Adorable.
Yeah so spider pup has gotten a new pup hood.
Y'all can see it on the YouTube channel.
Think so? Yep.
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There he is. There he is, Spider.
Hear him when he's talking whilelooking at the camera.
I know it's not. It's not easy.
He wasn't really saying much, except here I am.
And on that note, we have a special guest joining us today,
the first time on podcasts we have Handler Skyler.
A slut and proud of it. Said and said that's.
(05:18):
Why you should be? If you want to know more about
Skyler, as I said, please refer to the main episode of this
series and you'll learn a lot about them.
Other than that, welcome to the show everyone, welcome back.
Hello, it's been 3 weeks. We are actually recording today
(05:41):
on the day that we should be releasing the episode, but we
were on vacay last week. A well, well, well deserved
vacay last week. Yes.
And before we continue, would you like to please make your
announcement? I am gay.
Where's this coming from? Again, dear, are we seated on
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some kind of indigenous? Man, yes, yes, yes.
I actually have to look into this because I think I might be
getting it wrong all this time. But we are recording and brought
to you on the unseated territories and traditional
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations.
Like, oh, we thank you for allowing us to be here.
(06:25):
But I do have to look into that because for some reason I feel
like I'm wrong. It might be the Musqueum.
I felt like that the other day when I was listening to the
radio and I'm like. And the news where?
We are, so it might be. I'm yeah, I'm I'm gonna have to.
Our apologies. Across the street if we've been
getting across low heat highway and head down to the Coquitlam
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First Nations. Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, right across the street. And find out exactly what the
correct title is. If we've been doing it wrong the
whole time, we apologize. We absolutely do apologize.
As I said like this, this could be the Musqueam First Nations
territories. Do you want?
Apologize. Girl, wow.
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I was. Nice.
You know what? He's the straightest guy we have
on here, but sometimes he throwsout such confusing.
I love the a paw. That's perfect.
That's great. Oh, I get it now.
Did you not get that? I did like a paw.
Come on. That's.
A shame. And I was going to say if this
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is the Musqueam that that that'squite a bit of area because I'm
also on Musqueam area in South Vancouver.
So they may have quite a bit of range.
If that is true, they do entire.Province.
I mean, in fairness. Well, not all Musqueam.
No, but I was going to say the whole province does belong to
the First Nations, and they havea lot of territory that is now
(07:57):
not theirs. Yes.
The entire country, yeah. There are at least in the
certain other parts of the country, there are treaties,
they have been horribly misaligned.
But BC specifically has no treaties, has no we just our
land now, nothing nice. So that that there is a little
(08:20):
bit of difference between the unseeded lands that don't have a
treaty and the treaty lands thatat least there's some legal
recognition, some legal payment that BC just does not have.
This is true because there are alot of land battles going
through the courts right now between the province of BC and
(08:40):
the local indigenous First People, First Nations peoples
that are trying to reclaim theirland back or get some sort of
acknowledgement for their lands that.
I mean, I think we want more than acknowledgement because
we're doing great acknowledging it.
But maybe the money or the land back.
Or clean water. Right, clean water.
(09:04):
Oh my God, this sounds political.
Right, we're getting we're. Squirrels shut this shit.
Shut it shit down. I love our podcast and but I'm
like, we're we're we're beginning to go right into the
serious. Nope.
It is important though to shed light to this because a lot of
people don't know. Oh, I agree.
I was one of them until I got educated by a historical video.
(09:25):
I don't know and I have no comment on it.
Like, I mean, I, I I don't. I may have been born in northern
BC but and raised in Edmonton inAlberta but I know my my band
and the tribe that I'm registered to is in northern
Alberta which is part of Treaty 8 which does extend into BC but
(09:45):
only into the like the peace region area.
So Dawson Creek, Fort Saint Johnone O 1 you know, like the the
peace region of BC is part of Treaty 8.
So those Indians are my Indians.Just don't be a wait guy and go.
For a jog on the reserve? No, stupid.
What the fuck were you thinking that day?
(10:06):
Like seriously, do tell. OK, so story time, yeah.
I've mentioned it before, we allforgot apparently.
This this was what, oh, a few years ago.
So we had kind of a family reunion back on the reserve in
northern Alberta. So Spider and I go up to the
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reserve, you know, fine and dandy.
We're staying with mom, We're sleeping in the tent in the
truck. No big deal.
You know, the whole family's up there.
It's a great time. You know, it just happens to be
during powwow days and you know,so the powwow was happening.
Everything else, it was fantastic.
Fun times it was. It was also one of the one of
the very few times that I actually got to really introduce
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Spider to my culture and my people.
And they and they got introducedto me.
I wasn't a pup at that. Point No, no, no.
It would have been worse. No, yeah.
No, he wasn't a pup. He was.
He was just Spider, who was RickHunter, but, you know, gay and
white. Very white.
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Dude's damn near blonde hair, blue eyed and white.
He's looking like T-bone over here in his younger days, Yeah.
German or Scandinavian? Yeah, yeah, Still cute as fuck
though. Aw, I think buddy.
Likewise. So I wake up one day and spiders
just getting back to mom's trailer all sweaty and
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everything else. I'm like, where the fuck were
you? He's like, oh, I went out for a
jog. I'm like, what, you went for a
jog on the res? Weighty under reserve.
Dude, you don't go for a jog by yourself on the res, Especially
my res. Nothing against my res
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whatsoever. We are supposed to be.
It's supposed to be a clean res,but it very much is not.
Mean dry res. A dry res Yeah, yeah.
Dry and clean and clean, yeah, yeah.
But it very much is not. We'll think a certain
nationality will that won't be mentioned.
That has seemed to have somehow taken over the reserve.
(12:13):
But we won't go. We won't go there on that note.
Thank you. He gets back and I'm like, no,
no, no, what are you doing? Because he's like, oh, I went
out for a jog and you know, likepeople were looking at me and
dogs were chasing me and everything else.
I'm like, dude, you're a white man running around on the
fucking rez. You're going to get scalped
before you know it. Don't do that.
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Surprised you didn't get shot. Right.
Fucking white man running through the rez.
That's like fucking open huntingseason.
Exactly. T-bone.
J Rod. J Rod.
J Rod. Sorry, I had a moment.
I'm allowed. Husky.
Anyway, that reminds me of when I was leaving the pup social.
(13:01):
I know this is interesting. How's that?
Chugging away on a no, no, no. OK, I'll go.
I'll just quick fact. Yeah.
So insert one raised eyebrow here.
Yeah. There's so there was a strip
club in Maple Ridge called the Caddy Shack.
(13:23):
It's not there anymore. It's it was.
Best name ever. Yeah, T T-bone is definitely.
T-bone knows the. First boobies in my on my face
there. Thank you to that Lady, whatever
her name is. Beautiful lady.
Oh yeah. Anyway, so yeah, the, yeah, the
so I went, so I went to the Caddyshack and I didn't have any
money to for a cab and I'm pretty sure I don't know if I
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had enough money to get on the bus to go home.
So I ended up walking. Typical straight man at the time
spending all his money at the strip bar.
No money to get home, just saying.
Am I wrong? I can neither confirm nor deny
the statement being said is trueor not.
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Yeah, priorities, OK. Anyway, such a political answer.
Anyway, I vote for J Rod for thenext Prime Minister.
Pull, lick, pull lickable J. Rod.
Anyway, if you say. A bunch of times you're going,
you're in anyway. Oh no, yours is anyway.
So I, you know, I don't think I should continue the story.
(14:35):
I mean now share the. Boys, hero is dying.
We must know, I don't. Think I should continue the
story? Oh, come on, I'm I'm.
Sorry, I was laughing at what what Spider said.
Come on, you know you got to. We're all friends here with
happy hour. It was my fault.
It was tea. Spider made me laugh and yes,
beer may have possibly come out my nose and now my eye is
(14:57):
watering. Some We need to hear the rest of
the story now. Please.
All right, Thank you. So I'm leaving the Caddyshack
and I have no money for cab or bus fare so I decided to Oh no
(15:19):
no no no no T. Bone.
Just for the record, T-bone stuck his thumb up.
Even even not that. So I decided to make my way from
the Caddyshack which is in MapleRidge, to my house which is in
Porcoquitlam, Oh. Good Lord.
And like, not even just borderline Maple Ridge, this is
(15:41):
like what? Deep, what it make a Ridge?
Is that like Haney? Maple Ridge.
It's not just Haney, it's the Haney Pub.
So yes. Yeah.
OK. So you're so it's deep downtown
Maple Ridge. It's deep.
Maple Ridge. Yeah, it's deep.
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It's deep. Oh my gosh, dude.
I didn't make one. Yeah, I make my way from the
Caddyshack deep in Maple Ridge. Just deep in Maple Ridge.
That's correct. That's accurate.
Yeah. To my house.
There's in poco, shallow POCO. Which is in pork Aquitlam at the
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time. And shallow.
Not really, it's on the other side of colony farms.
Which is barely into POCO. Damn, pretty much.
That's Coquitlam. Practically.
Practically. So you got the, you got the.
He's on the east side of. Loheed Anyway, how long did this
take? Thank you.
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I want to say at least. Five hours.
I'm guessing 3. Am IA fucking sloth.
I'm guessing 3. Either way, he was sober when he
got home. He.
Oh fuck yeah, I was sober as fuck.
How are your legs? Stronger than they were now.
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Replacing that, I said three hours.
I want to say at least under, atleast under under under 3 hours.
OK. I'm impressed.
So the reason I tell the story is so I went to the pub social
on the last Friday or shut the beginning off shot Vancouver.
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No, no, I'm not that I. See where this is?
Going no, I'm not that crazy masochistic.
Jesus Christ, I'm not that crazy.
Damn, calm down. Just calm down.
So I made it to Braid for your Ididn't have enough money to call
an Uber. OK, it's a.
(17:54):
Trend here. And I call.
I called a taxi, didn't understand, didn't like.
I don't know why, it's just it was Port Moody Taxi.
Great, great, great. Anyway, I want to stress that it
was late at night. Didn't have any money on me.
(18:16):
All right. So no judgement please.
Oh so much. Judgement.
Oh I can't wait to hear this nowplease continue.
I made it and I don't know if mymom is listening.
We love you mom. I shout out to her I I love you
mom. I'm.
Still waiting to hang out with her for.
(18:38):
Beers. Yes, we all.
Really do love you mom. I made it from Braid station all
the way to my house in Porcoquitlam and this is not the
same location. Right.
(19:00):
From when I had the journey fromMaple Ridge.
OK, so different. So it's a different location
there. I didn't get home until about
4:00 in the morning. What time?
And I'm pretty sure I left BraidStation at about 2:00 in the
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morning. Oh, it's not.
That's horrendous. Yeah, that's.
Too bad. I had to travel through Colony
Farms at night past the psychiatric hospital.
Well, that's Riverview. Riverview.
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No, No. No.
No. No.
No. No.
No. It's all.
Riverview. No, no, no, it wasn't Riverview.
It was past the hospital, I think by the Merry Hill Bypass.
I like but I hang out there like3:00 in the morning.
That's my hangout. No, no, no.
He's talking about the new psychiatric hospital that's down
at Colony Farm still the new onewith the haunted like if you're
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going by, if you're going pass, if you're going on Mariel
bypass, you see the gates? I've heard some screams.
Oh. Yeah, so.
River. Viewers behind us When it shut
down, everything went to the colony farms.
OK. This is where you guys.
Yeah, yeah, I know where it is now.
Yeah, so I move. I've at least, yeah, two hours
(20:29):
took me from Braid to my house and I shit you not, I heard
things, Yeah. Things I don't think is
appropriate response for that. I've heard things, things,
things, stuff. I don't know.
(20:51):
I hear those things that I gave her every Friday night.
I hear that coming from the basement that I realize my
husband's not in bed. Damn, there was screaming.
No, I don't think so. At least I don't think it was
screaming. Then it definitely wasn't
popped. Then it definitely wasn't our
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then it definitely wasn't our basement.
Yeah. So.
That is my that that. Yeah, no, that's that's my
story. That's that is my journey.
Sticking to it, right? There was one time where we
went, you know, we used to go tothe fireworks, firework, the
firework festival of lights in never celebration of lights.
Thank you. And yeah, there was one day
(21:34):
where, you know, every bus passed us and they were all
full. So we just ended up walking and
somehow we ended up, I think it was about 3 hour walk.
No, no, sorry. It was from Kitsilano to the sea
bus, so it was only about a 45 minute walk.
But still it's it was a waste. And then there was also one time
where we ended up walking acrossthe Second Narrows Bridge for
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some reason, can't remember why.Did you get lost?
No, no. OK, No, it wasn't a lost thing
because I lived on the North Shore.
But yeah, I don't, I don't know how that might have been a PNE
day. That sounds more familiar.
That sounds more likely. I cannot wait to go to P&E as
I'll pop this year. When we going.
(22:19):
Wait when? When is the P&E open?
August 2 weeks. The last two weeks of August
and. It's close to my birthday.
Ends on Labor Day. My birthday weekend, it's going
on. Here we go on.
I'm down. I'm down for.
Two weeks of August. Just the last two weeks of
August, I'm just on labor. Day, it's like so much longer.
I gotta see what concerts are going on.
(22:39):
I'm down for some mini Donuts right now, all right?
Who isn't down for mini Donuts? Nobody.
I. Want one of those potato
tornadoes? By the way, you're not a mini
Donuts person, are you? I like 1.
I I'm not a big I'm not, but I'mthe same with you.
I'm not it's not something that drives me to to go I.
I need a bucket. I will.
(23:00):
I will stuff my face with any Donuts.
Bigger bucket. I got a how about we all get to
go because, you know, it's always more fun.
Every time we've gone to the P&E, we've gone to it.
It's always been a game in the years it's always been.
Dude me afford that shit me. You know, hubby, like there's
not a lot. It's always more fun.
So it would be fun to make an event to go to a.
(23:23):
Talk to Ray and get a discount. I was going to say there's a
certain person who works at the pub that might be able.
To get so we could actually go as a squirrel hour.
Family Group. Like go to a squirrel hour,
Peony day so and open it up to any of the guests who've been on
the. Show and I will be there.
That would that would be fun andyou know, so any of the guests
(23:45):
who've been on the show, I'll, I'll mention to everybody, hey.
Anybody who's listening? Anybody who's listening, anyone
wants to go, anybody who's a guest on the show?
Go with it. I really want to go to a place
with actual roller. I'm not big on some some of the
rides in general, but roller coasters.
I love roller. Coasters, dude, when we go
there. Is the wooden roller coaster.
(24:06):
But I want to call it the coaster like dedicated to no.
In the stands fair when we go toour Florida trip, when we go on
it, I will take so many picturesand videos of the roller coaster
rides. Great America.
OK, so when I was 1617 we did a band trip to Santa Clara.
California Band. I know right?
(24:28):
This one time at band. Camp, sorry.
Yeah, no band. I legitimately went to band
camp. So did I.
In junior high. I did too.
It explains a lot. No, there was not.
I played the clarinet, not the flute.
I played clarinet. Too.
Was there fingerings, by the way?
Was there a flute involved? There.
I actually started band class with the flute, but I couldn't
(24:51):
figure out the fingering, so I went to the clarinet which is a
lot more simpler. And tenor saxophone is exactly
the same, which is why I played both.
Really. I did.
Yep, I never knew that. Yep, anyway and and it was in
the same key anyway, Santa Clara, CA was I believe it was a
great America theme park and some of those roller coasters
were amazing. Like one that you sit below the
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track so it feels like you're flying.
That's cool. Was fantastic.
Yeah, that's so. Cool.
That was really cool. I would go back.
As a pretty sure it was in GreatAmerica, no thank you.
No, not as a what? Don't.
We acrophobic acrophobia Fear ofheights.
I had that until I went ziplining in Mexico.
(25:34):
I did the. I did the hell Evader did not
cure my. Actually.
Acrophobia. I should see you for doing it.
You. I should clarify exactly.
Just the ground when I got down.I was.
I wasn't afraid of heights. I was afraid of falling.
Yes, I, I, I was just about to say, wait a minute here.
I was not afraid of flight heights, I was afraid of
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falling. In fairness, you still are.
All fear of heights is a fear offalling.
And let's be clear, it's not really the falling that's the
problem. It's the splat.
It's the sudden stop at the end that kills you.
That's the terrifying part, yes.Oh, wait, I need, I need some
clarification. Yeah.
And do we no longer have a fear of falling?
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We did the zip line. In For the record, Juki is
shaking her head. We no longer thank you.
We we we no longer have anxiety driving over the Port Mann
Bridge, the Second Narrows Bridge.
See. Look what happened when you go
to Vegas and you walk around a glass.
Bridge. You might actually get me to do
the Death Fall. Wow.
(26:38):
I know. Damn.
Holy shit. I know.
Oh, no, no. In Vegas with us.
Me like going off on the the 4000 feet above the Grand
Canyon, terrified, almost broke his.
Hand Grand Grand Canyon West on the sky.
Reservation there almost broke his hand.
I looked down. I'm like, guys, I just looked
down and I turn, actually turnedaround to the people behind us
(27:01):
and said I'm having a little bitof trouble with this because I
was terrified. And yeah, and then there's me
who just wants to put on it. Like literally all I want to do
is put a Caribbean around and just fucking jump off the side,
yeah. He wants to dance I.
Just want a Caribbeaner. Click that fucker on and rappel
and just give me a rope. Throw it off the side, hook me
(27:21):
on and I'm fucking off the side right down to the.
Then I went to. Mexico and I did a the Canyon
was 1000 feet and the first zip line went across it 1000 feet
high and Yep, I was terrified. I was focused on where I was
going, but by the end of it I was looking side to side and
enjoying the view. I'm glad.
(27:42):
I'd like to consider myself sane.
If the plane is capable of landing, I and the pilots will
be landing on that plane. If the plane is falling out of
the sky, I will Don the parachute and jump out the back,
but only because I wish to save my life.
I am not insane. See, we don't do.
Workly saying things that's not fun.
(28:02):
We're going down to Florida and we're flying down Porter, no
problem. First class going down, coming
back for flying Delta. So all I want to make sure is
that when I fly Delta, I know where the liquor cabinet is
because when the plane lands upside down, I just need to know
where I can climb to get to the booth.
Savage. Honestly, absolutely savage.
(28:23):
A very good flight record, but it was like the one flight that
landed in Toronto. OK, OK, so and.
It was an icy runway, the. Safest way to travel?
All right, all right. There are one thing I'm going to
say here. You're all said it's good with
Delta upside down. Do you know who I am?
(28:44):
Yes, that makes sense. And all.
I'm on, you're on. A separate flight, right?
I might be I got to check my reservations.
That might change. You know who you're talking to.
You know, I realize I'm. About to pay the $800 difference
flying Delta back via Seattle and just getting on Porter first
(29:08):
class via Ottawa. Like I don't care about the
exits. All I need to know when I get on
the plane, I'm like, I'm specifically, where is the
goddamn booze cabinet? Because when we flip over, I
will crawl on top of the plane. You will find me at the end,
drinking, drinking. Everything, aren't you?
So again, and I have a lock pick, I'll just, I'll lock pick
(29:28):
the shit out of that, open it upand like I have free.
Booze. Is that naughty puppy behavior
or is that smart? Behavior.
No, That's smart. That's just, that's just me.
That's just Rick. That's just me.
I do want to say that Jukey was not the only one that ended up
shitting her pants on the skywalk.
Thank you. Because even though, yes, she
was breaking my hand as we did the walk.
(29:51):
Yeah, I appreciate you so much. It's it's still cricks to this
day. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I'm sorry, but we were almost done.
We were like 95% done the walk on the skywalk and there was
this couple in front of us. And the husband decides he's
(30:13):
going to get down onto his kneeswith the seam between the glass
panels that make up the floor that hold you up from falling
4000 feet till your death. And all of a sudden he sticks
his hand right through the seam.He's like, oh, yeah, there's,
there's, there's nothing holdingthese together.
And that is when. It didn't help.
(30:36):
I ran I think. He was following me.
I I was already headed for the exit.
And he was like, yeah, that's a great idea.
And I ran that. That did me in.
Ironically, after that, after wegot back two weeks vacation, two
weeks afterward someone actuallyjumped off off and committed
(30:58):
suicide, and a month after that a piece of the glass actually
shattered and completely collapsed.
No. Why didn't?
No, no, no, no. Not, not at, not on the skywalk
that we did. It was a different skywalk.
Different skywalk, I thought. Yes, that was a that was a
different skywalk, but still. Yeah.
Yeah, so if. Other side of the world.
(31:18):
That was an episode of The Simpsons.
I believe T-bone had a question he wanted to ask me before the
switch over and Timo, what question would you like to ask
me? I believe it involved bratty
behavior and I was just, I thinkI was going to ask, do you have
any pets of yours that are bratty?
All of. Them and you is that 1?
(31:41):
You're I've met some of it. Specialties as far as
navigating. Thank you.
Good question. So no, no, I'm not a brat tamer,
which would be the correct term,because that's, that's a very
different aspect for what I am and do.
Brat tamer is somebody who's more, they want the brat, they
(32:02):
want the brat to be trouble and they want to break the bat.
I, I just have more, I mean, oneof the jokes I often make
because I have to admit it, I'm actually a Brandler.
That is to say a portmanteau of brat and handler, because I'm a
very bratty handler. So no, I do not tame the brats.
I just keep them from misbehaving by offering them a
(32:27):
better deal for behaving. Yes, I have a couple pups.
One of them tends to be a littlebrachy, but.
Who? Initial just an initial is good.
No. Just just a letter.
No, I, I, I would like not to get in deep deep shoot as soon
(32:49):
as this episode is posted. Thank you.
So you're saying said puppy listens to the podcast?
Will he's going to listen to at least this episode.
OK, there you go. All righty.
Yes, when they discovered I was going to be on the podcast that
there were a couple of puppies who went to who have gone to add
that to the watching list, but. I'm just going to throw out
(33:12):
there Brady's puppy. I know small you, not me.
I'm not a brat. Sorry owner.
Really owner POV. Small's.
A brat, yes. Owner POV and.
There's obviously like differentlevels to that.
Right, I'm not Small's owner andI'll be clear.
(33:36):
Yes, yes. I'm I'm.
I'm honestly at Handler like I, I people have asked me and like
you are, you know, you're. No, you are emotional support
puppy. Yeah, I love being a puppy.
I love being a puppy. I know people ask them like I
don't want to be. I, I spent, I spent most of my
life. Handling, handling.
(33:58):
People and and, and being supportive for everybody, for
the community. And a lot of people like being a
pup. I just want to be me and I enjoy
it. Rocking out, having fun.
I I enjoy the puppy community. I enjoy just being a puppy.
It gives me a. It gives me a chance to just be.
There are other options by the by.
While in the nature of actual wolves, this is pure bullshit
(34:22):
that was that has been discredited and disfunded by
everyone, including the originalauthor study.
In the case of human puppies, this is true.
There is such a thing as an alpha, as a beta, as an Omega,
100%. So there are alpha puppies who
are Doms. They're not handlers, but
they're Doms. You could be an alpha or a beta.
(34:45):
Those options, thinking about that are available makes sense.
That's really cool. They're yeah, they're so caught.
Spiders is submissive little bitch.
So that could be a beta, a delta, a gamma.
There's an entire Greek alphabethere.
Oh yeah, no. No, I don't.
I don't think so. I'll say I'll say this for one,
(35:10):
he's definitely a Husky. I have seen his behaviors.
He carefully unhooks a hot lid, puts it down, takes the chick
the the Turkey out of the roaster, does not hook the lid
to put it back on. He reaches out with his bare paw
to grab it. He's a Husky.
(35:31):
Didn't say it was intelligent. Headache.
Puppy brained a puppy brain Husky.
I still I J Rod I got I got to say something that happened to
me during the pup social. If I if I didn't have the hood
and if I didn't have the necklace that I'm currently
(35:53):
wearing. Yep.
Would you assume that I'm straight A?
100%, absolutely 100%. And even with the necklace,
either way would be fine. Very, very few people know that
those are the colors of Otter ISM.
(36:15):
That is your Otter colors. That's the Otter.
Mannerisms. I mean, you're at the event, but
yeah, I would 100. Percent.
I said I can't really answer because I know and therefore I,
I saw you there and I knew who you were.
I can't answer what I'd assumed because that never came close to
the like. Those thoughts didn't come into
my head. I went, oh, there's pup Titan,
(36:38):
I'll go say hi. That's it.
Yeah. So sorry, can't answer.
That one for you in all honesty when we first met that night
with said Co worker. I think that would be you.
You have the best perspective onthis.
When said Co worker randomly made out with me on the dance
floor of the John B. Side note, that was a surprise
(37:02):
to me also. Yeah, I bet.
Yeah. OK, I work with the guy.
Yeah, all right, so. And I mean I was all for it
because damn cute as fuck is, but my thought was like dude,
you're what was going through myhead at that time.
(37:24):
Post make out. Obviously during make out there
was nothing in the brain whatsoever.
But post make out it was you just made out with a guy in the
middle of a dance floor at a very straight bar in front of
your Co worker who is also very straight was what when time I
(37:45):
had you. At the time you thought I was
straight. 100%, absolutely, 100%.
It wasn't until I drove you homethat I realized you wanted to
play tonsil hockey with me as well.
But I'm also because I met J Rodat, you know, my part time job
and. We, we, I, I didn't know.
(38:07):
Well, and I never assumed either, right?
That isn't until I met Sharon. Correct.
So our our five minute interactions we had with you in
the month of times we had from several years when you would
come in and buy booze or you know, we'd come in and just a
small interaction. I never there was no
interaction. There was nothing did nothing
(38:28):
aligned. So I'm.
Sure, you probably had before you finally got to know me.
Did you have any inclinations? Inclinations.
Very. No.
Welcome. Nope.
None at all. Thank you.
I will say to you, authenticity,the way everybody should work on
everybody's got it from day one.That's the that's the secret
behind authenticity. Absolutely.
(38:49):
Who you? Are at a younger age is that's
that's you. Oh my God how did my family did
not know I was walking around inthe fucking high heels at 5
tromping around wearing a purse.Well, that's like my I did not
know. I knew immediately.
Yeah, thank you. Like my brother, he did not.
Not know this. Jukey did not know about me. 90%
(39:13):
of the people do not know about me.
I didn't know until somebody told me.
Oh yeah, that's Sharon's husband.
I'm like what? My one point theirs.
Didn't matter. Yeah, it was just surprising.
Confidence. Confidence comes in all
sexualities and all forms. Absolutely.
And all levels. And all levels same with
vulnerability. And I was very, I told you this
(39:34):
to you guys this last time, but I was very a lot of skin
showing. I was wearing not my normal
leather pants for this event. They were going to this kink
event and I was feeling very vulnerable.
But anyways, a good friend of mine who's transitioning right
now. She said for them.
Yeah, she said. I'm paraphrasing a bit, but but
don't confuse vulnerability withnot being masculine.
(39:56):
It is masculine. It is feminine and that was a
very beautiful thing that they said.
Yeah, absolutely. So out of curiosity, what are
you wearing? That is right Beach next
Saturday, this upcoming Saturday.
Motorcycle gear and nothing. Well, it should be nothing we're
going to, right? Please tell me.
I mean, you don't necessarily have to go.
Naked. OK, so you don't have to go
(40:17):
naked, but yet you're asking T-bone, who is like me, like
totally naturalist. You're not going to be.
I will. Be well groomed.
Me exactly. I'm excited just to hang out.
We're going to hang the little our little camp out area area
and I just want to hang out and just chill out.
So. I just want to hang out with
you. We've never hung out outside the
podcast. We haven't gone to events.
(40:38):
Well, we have done. A little bit, but yeah, not
much. Not, not really much.
So I'm really excited. We actually used to hang out,
spend the day and just chill out.
Yeah. That's aside from here.
That's my one of my main spots for sure.
I know I'm excited. So no pineapple.
So next Saturday the night. Well, no, I'm looking August.
Yep, that's OK. No pineapple. 19th, 19th, 19th.
We're going to. August 9th we will be going to
(41:00):
wreck as well. All right, I will.
Basically every Saturday until the end of the summer.
I am going to make it a mission.I will fucking do it.
Saturday morning I will wake up at the ass crack of dawn, RIP
out to Chilliwack, fill up my truck on payday, get back,
shower, let's turn on and we're gonna EV it downtown sort.
(41:22):
Of a good idea. Yeah, we got the so the 19th, so
if you need to jump over. Yeah, I will.
Yeah, just come over here and we'll all drive in.
You have three of us. Because that's actually the last
day of my vacation right now. Perfect.
SO19-I. Will.
Catch, you could come over here and we'll, we'll head down.
All right, we'll we'll discuss the details afterwards.
When it comes to wearing outfitsto wreck, one of the things I
(41:45):
love about a kilt is there are two buckles on this side. 1
buckle on this side and hey lookI'm almost completely naked and
if I want to leave 1 buckle on this side, 2 buckles on this
side and I'm presentable. Sounds complicated.
I'm good with a sarong. Wrap it around, tie it.
(42:06):
I got. Like I don't have to deal about
the tie part. It's frictioned on to me and I
don't have to tie anything because it's a buckle.
Yeah, T-bone. J Rod You.
Mean that would. Be I know I did.
I No, no, I did it deliberately.I want to see a reaction.
Sure. No, I'm just live.
So bottom line, what? Are you looking at the calendar?
(42:27):
I want to look at. It because I I tend to will
that. Be your case.
You know, no, I need to don't ask.
No. I.
Need off topic. I need to get a new case.
We could do this after the podcast FYI. 19th.
Of what? Of what, July?
Which is when? Next Saturday.
This upcoming Saturday. Okay, God.
(42:51):
So what about it? All right, bottom line, 19th Rec
Beach. Yes, All right, any of our.
I will join we'll on on Friday, we'll deal with the.
Details. After today.
OK just for the record, just so y'all know, today is currently.
Good God the fuck is today. The 13th.
(43:12):
July I'm excited me your 13th July.
On 19th me Sharon J Rod T-bone Let's go hang out.
It'll be fine. Because by the time y'all hear
this we would have already been at the beach.
Because this will be posted on what?
What the fuck's this Sunday thatweek?
The 20 is the 20th. Deer, since that comes after 19
(43:34):
and Sunday comes after Saturday.OK, wow.
Today on the 13th, so this will be uploaded on the 20th we will
already have gone. Yesterday.
Yes, yesterday. Yesterday we've gone to the
beach and it was hot and amazingand I possibly may have hooked
up with somebody in the Bush. In in fairness, that is, we
(43:56):
hope, if the weather holds out, Rick.
It will. It's July.
It's gonna be a Henry. Rod Touché Yeah.
Please can I spend the night on the 18th on the Friday?
Can I spend it here? Yes, we got room on the patio.
After 11:00 I'm off. Hey, there's wood out there.
Look that I just got right now they.
(44:17):
Got a big deck, they got a big deck out there.
You sure you're not gay? That's a gay look.
That's not a bi look. But you gotta clean the deck.
When you're damn I believe the technical term.
I apologize to my mother and start doing the dishes.
I believe the technical term is gay bi.
After 11:00 we work meet up withus.
(44:38):
You can come over and we can. Yes, absolutely.
It'll be a lot easier all. Right.
So in defense of Pup Titan's facial expressions, as a
pansexual man, I find myself calling myself a gay man way way
way more often. So if he's going to make a gay
face, just because he's by doesn't stop him from being gay.
(44:59):
Remember, by does not mean to oranything else.
It means both same and different.
So if he's going to make a same face, he can make a same face
still by. I prefer men.
You can prefer what you like. Good for you buddy.
Bitch, be gay. I prefer dominatrixes.
(45:21):
No anyway. After the hookups that I've had,
Sup. Bitch, I'm so piece of the.
Hookups that I've had and the tonsil hockey that I've played
nice. And the better experiences.
You've had it's. Gay Well 90. 5% of most people
have tonsils to play tonsil hockey with dear.
(45:42):
That doesn't really have a sexuality matter.
Get a few jerks in me, I'll playtonsil hockey.
All of you have tonsils to play hockey with.
I do. Well, it doesn't matter if they
have tonsils or not, as long as they've got a set of Dingle
berries down below. That's where the tonsil hockey
will come into effect. Twinkling berries.
(46:05):
I'm not entirely certain I agreeto that state.
I love your I love your shirt, Jiggy.
Thank. You do.
You love your gifts. I do.
We brought that directly from the island just for you.
You saw it. We didn't discuss even the
remote anything we discuss aboutour no the rest of the trip it.
Wasn't necessary, but it's so appreciated.
Oh my God. And the dependent dependents.
(46:27):
Amazing. I saw that and I was like, Oh my
God, I have to get this. So when we went to our trip,
some of the amazing stuff we went to just.
To show us back at the experiences.
Not just us like we went to. Everywhere on Vancouver Island.
Where do we go to get the firewood?
We went there and we we hung outat the little tiny pub.
(46:48):
We got the firewood that day. Was it Euclid, Euclid, Euclid,
Euclid? Was that where you were?
Just by the way, if you're goingto the island one state, do not
unless you have a hotel and you're going to be there.
Tofino is a beautiful place but holy fuck just go there for an
(47:08):
hour and you're done. There, there, there is no reason
to spend any more than Really dude, maybe 3.
No, it's boring as fuck there. We went there.
Sorry. We went down.
It was Canada Day. We got down, sat at the pub and
we asked someone like, do you have any Canada Day celebrations
going on? Not one, not one.
(47:31):
Canada Day flag the entire. Event Square.
There was nothing. There wasn't even any.
There was absolutely nothing. Wow.
Whatsoever. It was a Canada Day.
No, it was a ghost town. So anyway, we went out to
Eucalypt, which is really nice. Sorry, I don't care if I say it
wrong. You close enough?
Actually, you know what? It's gonna.
Be that was that was the closestyou've ever.
(47:53):
Been. So anyway, we went to a pub, we
went down and I'm we discovered that we were there, that there
was no fire ban, so you could use firewood, which was really
cool. That's insane.
Yeah. So anyway, we were down there
and we're sitting down and what's the best place to find,
you know, anything is to ask thelocal.
So we go to a local pub. I'm actually going to find the
(48:13):
the pub and I will definitely put in the podcast.
So we're hanging out with the girl or we're hanging down.
We're having a drinks and the server comes over and she says,
hey, you know how you guys doing?
I said, yeah, we're looking for firewood.
You know, like we're in town, we're looking for firewood.
And she assumed we were looking for firewood for like the whole
year and like, no. House, house heating, firewood.
(48:34):
So we're just in town, you know,We're just in town and super
cool. All of a sudden, like an 1/2 an
hour later when we were sitting at the pub, this really cool guy
comes up and he's like, hey, I heard you looking for firewood
and like, yeah, just for the night.
And he's like, hey, my buddy's got firewood.
He's got a couple of wheelbarrows.
That's what he does. And we, you know, just put the
(48:56):
money under the rock and take it.
That's awesome. But again, it was super.
Literally, you pull up to his house, there's wheelbarrows of
wood. You go grab a wheelbarrow full
of wood. Put the money put.
The money under the rock. That's some cool local shit.
Exactly, and nobody touched thatshit.
(49:16):
No, of course. Not, but that was the whole
point when you're just a lesson learned when you're going to a
local little really cool area, ask the locals, be polite, be
cool, talk to them, fuck them. Yeah, we.
Well, if they're cute. In a good way, yes.
Oh yes, essentially have a good time.
Fuck each other's brains. Out.
All right, Thank you. Sure.
(49:38):
Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, I
found the hook up in the middle of nowhere, Frankie.
And you too. It was in Frankie's restaurant
bar. OK, so in all fairness, we're
hanging out at this campsite, which was amazing.
Super, really cool. It was.
What's the campsite? I'm going to give a shout out.
To where? To where we met the boys at the
(49:59):
campsite. And ukulele Ukulele Daves.
We'll find it. We'll find out.
Daves Second campground. Yeah, so super cool.
No Daves lost shoe #2 campground.
Really cool guy. So we show up and we were
desperate for a campsite again. We everything we did was by the
(50:19):
end of our, you know, brand new feet.
Of your pants. Frankie's, yeah.
Frankie's So we show up, We go up and we show up to this guy's
campsite. Really, really beautiful
campsite, well maintained. We go in, we see him and he's
hanging out with a couple of hisbuddies and he's just having
some beers with his buds. And he's like, hey, would you
like a couple of beer? Would you like a joint?
Would you like a couple of beers?
(50:40):
We're like, I'll take a couple of fucking Old Milwaukee's.
And we just hung out with him. No, no, no, this was extra old
stock nice is what dude was drinking, but it it was like,
oh, you guys want to talk to it?It's like, Oh no, we're OK.
We're we kind of don't really dothat.
Yeah. Meanwhile, I had two joints in
(51:01):
my truck. That's yeah, but it was later.
He was super cool, went down andwe walked down.
We're looking for a campsite. We drove down and there was a
couple of permanent more campsiters, you know, a couple
of RV years and up top it was more, you know, transient, like
one night campers. And we walked down, a couple of
the boys were there and they were like, hey, bud, how's it
going to get one guy to the themes up?
(51:23):
And we just drove around and I, I felt more comfortable with
those guys than kind of the hippie transients because that's
who I am. And while we're, we're setting
up the campsite, one of the other boys came over and he gave
us, he lent us his axe. He gave us all these extra
firewood. It was just an all time
absolutely amazing spot. So dude had the weirdest name
(51:46):
I've ever met in my life. He's on my Facebook now.
We added him. He's a super cool and nice guy.
Carthew. Interesting.
CARTHEW. Everybody calls him Kurt.
Yeah, like super nice guy hung out.
They they provided all the firewood all night long.
(52:06):
The Super nice guys. Again, the entire experience was
amazing. And yeah, so anyway, you know,
I'm, I'm, I'm hanging out, you know, he goes to bed and like in
the middle of nowhere, like thisis the.
This should be the worst. Population 350.
Permanent residents. I know I got this weird.
I'm like, I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go to bed and all of a
sudden get a grinder message. I'm like, oh, hey, are you free?
(52:27):
I'm like, oh, you look kind of hot.
I'm like blah, blah, blah. I was still mentioning like, so
it'll go. And it was like a, you know,
like a 20 minute walk to the highway and we go out and there
was no hookup spots. We ended up having to walk down
on the highway. It was like the worst, like
worst possible hookup. And we didn't find a spot.
So but. Sounded.
(52:48):
Very You trusted some rando to take you out into the middle of
the Bush on Vancouver Island in Hippieville Surfer country.
Hey dude, I grew up in the 80s when all I had to do, all we had
was tapping under the bathroom wall.
We. Grew up rail Jew Olson.
Yeah. Yeah.
Rail Jew and bred Jew and then brought you back to the damn
(53:10):
campsite. You know, hey, man, you got to
do what you got to do. Clearly, he was a good.
Lady trust this guy though. I.
Oh, he was totally cool. We had a good conversation.
I woke up the next morning and he's making coffee and
everything else. I'm like, so how was your night
last night? Because I was asleep.
So at this point, by the by the time we got to you kill it, I
(53:31):
was absolutely exhausted. Like I went to bed at 9:00 PM.
It was still daylight outside. I woke up at like 10:00 the next
morning like I was done, absolutely exhausted.
Done. I just I needed to sleep and
(53:51):
just done. It happens.
Wake up. And so I was like, so how was
your night? Not thinking anything of it,
figuring he would have just hungout and chit chatted with the
guys nearby. You know, both were good looking
either side of us, good looking guys.
(54:13):
And he was like, Oh yeah, so howwas your night?
And he showed me his boots, the bottom of his boots.
A lot of mud. Which were covered in mud and
I'm like, OK, what are you showing me?
Was there white stuff on there? No, just a lot of mud.
It was just mud. We had the Walker bit so.
(54:34):
What are you? Showing me when he's like stuff
on there. May have had some fun last night
and I'm like, really? Did you clean his boots?
No, no, it was mud. No, you.
Leave it to Spider to find a hookup.
In the. Population of 300.
And 50 in a village of 25 people, he will find the one
(54:57):
hookup. He will find your dad.
He will find the the lone gay inthe village that was.
Great. Thank you.
On that note, Skyler, thank you so much for coming out and
enjoying this absolute chaos squirrel after dark hours.
Very well see. You shout outs anybody, Gerard,
(55:21):
What do you have to say? I'm gonna shout out Pup
Wrangler. Oh God love him.
We didn't even do any, barely talk about that.
He's pups. I like him.
And you got to hug him recently too.
Are you jealous? It's been a while since you've
seen him. He's jealous, no?
(55:41):
No, no, I'm waiting for spiders party.
Which party? His birthday party?
Yeah, his birthday. Party.
His birthday party. Regularly is not coming to that.
I'm hoping he is. I maybe Darren, damn tea, he's
gonna come to that. Well, he better bring Sen Shout
out to pup Sen Love you. Wow, orange puppy on the island.
(56:02):
Fuck, there's a lot of orange puppies on the island.
OK, last calls. I will make a shout out to pup
Alvie and pup Jurian. Thank you to the pup chat, I was
waiting for you to be getting the shout out to the pups.
All right, it's in my penis. And.
Remember, it's OK to not be OK 988 is your best friend.
(56:23):
That's a great number to call ifyou need it.
If not, call a friend. Call family, call people.
We are here for you. We all love you.
If you're on the bus, guarantee,guarantee there's going.
To be run for your life. No, no, no.
If you're on the bus, there's going to be there's going to be
an ad for 9/8. 8 Well, that's a good thing.
(56:45):
There's always, there's gonna be.
I've been trying to. Shout out to raid that helped me
kill 20. One shout out to Band-Aid for
saving their. Fingers, yes, but to raid the
chemical to for helping me kill 21 Wasps?
Crap. That we've been.
Invading my compost I. Got it.
Love you all. We're done.
We will see you in a couple of weeks.
We got to shut her down. We want this on YouTube.
(57:07):
Love, peace and chicken grease, bitches.
Rare.
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