August 17, 2025 • 55 mins
In this exciting episode of Squirrels After Dark, hosts welcome a special duo all the way from the Netherlands Pup Teaguel and Pul Ello, who have stayed up until the wee hours to join the conversation. They discuss topics ranging from international time differences, cultural and geographical differences between North America and Europe, hilarious personal anecdotes, and their experiences as a global community of 'pups.' This episode is filled with humor, insightful discussions, and the undeniable camaraderie among the members of this unique, diverse group. Join us for an entertaining episode that bridges cultures and brings a global community closer together.
Links:
List of international Crisis Line Numbers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
9-8-8
Bc Crisis Centre
https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/
HIM Clinic
Pump Jacks Pub
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Now I'm scared to do this. You got it.
I'm still gonna get it wrong. I have faith in you.
Are we recording? Yep.
Oh shit, no first attempt. We're 17 seconds in.
Hello, welcome by ekhorns Nason Sundergang.
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Yes, that that, that was pretty good.
Well, thank you. Almost, almost, almost good.
Almost good. I'll take that.
I'll I will absolutely take that.
Translation would be hello and welcome to Squirrels, Squirrels,
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Squirrels After Dark, After Hours, Uncensored Season 3
Episode 16, and we have a special guest.
As some of you may have heard already, we have some
internationals with us. But to start off intros, let's
start with the incomparable and chef du jour, Juki, the most
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beautiful lady in the kitchen. Thank.
You at the parrots. Anyhow, we have the there, he is
the T-bone and he is doing me sowell right now.
Scratching here in the back. Scratching my back.
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T-bone. There it.
Is cute and cuddly pup Otter pupTitan J Rod loving husband Rick
Hunter AKA Spider. Pup.
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Wow. Missing us today is Sprinkles,
who we love and miss dear. Back scratcher.
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Lee She will be back in September.
Two sprinkles and 2:45. Peter and the kids and will you
guys quit messing around with myfreaking yeah?
No, we stayed up normal. Hey, Cluck.
Cluck is spoken. And Fluck Norris.
Well, was it He didn't show up in the main show, Yeah.
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He wasn't in. Oh yeah, so ruin mine with it.
If she doesn't sound like that in the bed, I don't want it.
Hello. Joining us today two very
special. Hello.
All the way from the Netherlands, which I believe
it's probably, what, 2:00 in themorning there now?
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Two 2:45 in the morning. They have stayed up late for us.
Thank you. It is.
Yeah. So which means it is five 5:40
PM here in British Columbia and Canada.
But hello to we. Usually go to bed around.
Puptigo for is a stinking pup, yeah, and his loving, adorable
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partner. Hello.
I just reset my day. Welcome to the show, gentlemen,
and thank you for joining us. I was gonna say thank you for
staying up, but apparently this is a norm for you.
So. Oh.
No, it is. I'm an innate puppy too, so
it's. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, all your all y'all conversations all seem to happen
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between like. We've been living up for this.
Now and we. Really.
Have 10 PMI think. Believing of our for for this
episode, that would be like the moment we just had and the
moment we're having now. So thank you Scroll Hour, for
having us. It's really nice to be here.
Yeah. Oh, yes, absolutely, yeah.
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Better. Equipment as well.
Right. That's fair, it happens.
I'm just glad that after all theyears and the last two years
we've gotten to know, we've talked about it and tried to get
all together that it came together and that you're you're
both here on the on Today's podcast.
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So will you will be back in Season 4 next year?
All right, I knew you were goingto say that.
But but your thing but. It's after how you like.
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I can say anything I want right now.
We. We book.
We. So I can say Dicks and and deep
shit and fuck and fuck me in thebutt.
Hole everything I forgot. It's not going to be beep, beep,
beep. It's going to be shit, Dick,
fuck, fuck, fuck. Traditional territories of the
Quiquitlam First Nations. Oh yeah, the I.
I said a little. Of several nations in the lower
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main line here and we thank you for allowing us here.
With that being said, let's start the show.
I I can just randomly say like Ican come.
Yeah, it's your. It's your show that turned into
a show. Yeah.
It's it's it's a little. Bit anymore anymore like major
cum lovers here. Absolutely.
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You could have said anything. Oh yeah.
But. Yeah, no, you could have said
that in the first show too, probably.
We we're, we're not safe for work.
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Don't play this at work unless you know you T bones flipping.
We have a little closer to the table.
There you go. That would be how did it look
before it was circumcised? Yeah.
Gigs have like a whole. Tree on it.
You know. Oh yes, absolutely for for those
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who are watching the YouTube channel and if the if the if
there's a YouTube channel, understand that what's being
whipped out here right now is an.
Artificial. Art is real, I.
Feel like YouTube's going to banthis episode now.
I'm like it is literally an artificial like we're pick.
It up. It's not a real thing so there's
no nudity, so please don't. Is that circumcised?
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No. No.
No. Does this look?
I think it's gangster. That's from the hood.
They don't believe it as toys. Yeah.
Oh, that's toys, fashion that gets so good.
That's not. It's all kind of scared.
I don't look. At it.
That's right. If I don't know if I don't know
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what it looks like. Trust me, when they're fully
hard, they don't look like that.It's media swan out.
There that do still look like that when fully.
Hard. Wasn't that on?
That night, Swan seen this one very fat.
It's like yeah or daddy. June three.
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Wow and. For those of you that listing,
we also discovered some point. 36 so that.
J Rod gets started on quite a lot by the German.
They both do. The souls.
Know. We're just going to take J Rod
on our vacation. We're just going to take him
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over. We're just going to lose him.
How do you say daddy in German? That's daddy in German.
What you say daddy in German, daddy.
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Oh, Faiza. Parted.
I'm sorry if anybody ever said hello Papa and in bed.
That would be like a mood killeralmost.
Right. I used, I used to play hockey
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like grass grass hockey when I was little.
Yes, one time I saw you, this dude, he said he didn't meet his
mouse card and I don't know if he ever.
Newfoundland. That is the number one pretty
fucking in. Newfoundland growing.
Up. And he took one right to the
mouth. So he was.
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Yeah. And the dude, it was like, it
was like when I was 10, that dude was a year old.
He was like 11. He was standing.
There with his hand, that was your that was a good thing.
Just by hockey teeth guard and you were fine.
Yeah. The the dental was so bad
enough. Yeah.
So it's like no one, didn't you?Oh
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yes. So.
S if you if you guys ever heard about the Dutch wooden shoes, we
call them and yeah, no, fucking it's it's remember the it's it's
this like Dutch, like not playing Dutch, people don't wear
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them, but like Dutch one people wear them.
I think probably season 1. We call them clung hero wooden
shoes. And it hit.
I used to live in a in the 40 sohard that town not really over
in the neighborhood and I had. Too much force to get you to.
Hang out with her. 30 seconds but again it hit my nose she
would wear or my teeth. And the wooden shoes.
Have been the same as your friend.
My nose even broken, my nose wasa little.
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Bit shadow anyone my God hit my shoes because thank God not a
good idea and I was I did not hit the ball.
I think that's what. I.
Said hurts a lot. Hurts a lot.
Oh, they are actually really because they make them to size
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and because wood, if it gets wet, it grows on you.
So it, it's really good for yourfeet and during and yeah.
And during the winter you can put them close to the fire that
get really warm as well. So the the the thing with the
wooden shoes it the farmers usedto use them because they are
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really, really handy. Damn.
Yeah, yeah. What is the reason for that with
the wooden shoes cross? No, no.
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It's very good for your back. Crops make your ankles look fat.
So I'm for US N Americaners. I'm assuming you're referring to
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what we refer to as clogs. Yeah, which I actually wear our
version of clogs at work. OK, here's a here's a question.
Not Crocs. Do do you either of you wear
Crocs? OK, we can still you know what
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then, Dee, you're you're still astinky pup and you're still
family. That answer if anybody comes in,
there are two types of shoes that are not allowed into our
home if you walk in with Uggs. I've heard those incredibly
comfortable. No, I don't care.
They make to the 20. 5th centuryin Star Trek.
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So they got to. Be no no uggs uggs and Crocs
poses them if they walked to thedoor.
We actually we Ugg shamed one ofour friends so bad it's on her.
We were literally at a party anddrinking and we razzed her so
much. And these were expensive.
These, they were good. They were like $200 for these
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things. She took him off her feet and
she threw them into the fire. Oh.
My no UX, no crux. Idea how big that?
Yes UX yes. Crux No Fox, so no.
Uxy yes. Propane tank underneath it,
fueling the fire with how big the flames got once those Uggs
went in, yeah, it was a. Little frightening.
Yeah, she. Went up the yeah yeah, have
those. Sharks that look like my God
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damn uggs. Fuck you all.
I'm throwing them in at the nextday.
She's like you guys shamed me into throwing me.
I'm like that would sure. That would look like real life,
yes. Yes, we did shame you, but we
didn't force you to go that likeit's.
All in good fun. We didn't tell you to throw your
$200 hugs in the fire. It was a good thing it was night
time because the amount. Of black.
Smoke that would have come out of that would have been insane.
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So no, I didn't find. I'm glad I died.
Us at first, yeah. Oh, I put them on with no bare
feet. No.
Uggs no. Crocs no.
Uggs no. Mm hmm.
They'd look comfortable. Oh, no, yeah.
It's done, yeah. Do you know what the voice
equipment of a camel toe is called?
Originally? It's called a frog eye, you
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know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have those bulging eyes of a frog, those things.
Don't. That's funny.
You were. Funny you were danos no claps.
Well. It's pretty hard to wear socks
with. Flops No.
No, they do it. Americans do it all the time.
That's just. Stupid.
I'm waiting for me. OK, so you're fine.
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Nice. That's fine.
You're not putting socks on themand putting them on It looks
like you have camel toe. Right.
So no, no, not really. I can see why.
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Yeah, get it? Frog.
Eye. Frog Eye.
It's a good name because. It's all bulky.
In in in Canada, maybe the states too.
It's the male version of camel toe is a moose knuckle.
Yeah. That's right, it's a moose
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knuckle. Yeah, that's that's, that's our
version of camel toe. Many episodes ago and again, if
you without having to worry about trying to find.
I'm sure it was in season 1 but we did actually stay the first
time I went on a trip with hubbyon his.
No. OK, so let's let's call it a.
Location and we went to the hub and the.
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Name of the Netherlands? You could drive from one side to
the other side of the Netherlands and of the
Netherlands. 4 1/2 hours. Their sign they had on the road
for. US three hours that they have
linked to somewhere. It's a camel looking.
Backwards with her foot I extended out and it was all like
camel toes. Oh I had AI had a question for
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you 2 that I forgot to ask in the 1st.
Episode. Yeah.
I know you're. Like where you are right now are
at the elder site. Where's the local?
Where do you normally go for? Two hours to two to four hours.
Some are really far away by car or by train even longer.
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So yeah, OK, that's like, we love living here.
The only thing that fucking sucks is everything is so
fucking far away. Yeah.
That is, Oh yeah, you take me. 3hours to get to Chilliwack if I
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traffic, if I choose the city tolive to be close to the all the
way and stuff here in the that list it would be Utrecht, but
it's yeah, but it's insanely fucking expensive because like
this this the same price I pay there to get a fucking shoe box
under a bridge with no fucking heating.
I can get like a fucking millionaire's house here in Ho
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Fei. It's.
Yes, yeah. And that that's why I was so
good. What would be that city then?
That's you would go to $1 million.
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Utah. Of course it is.
Right. We're we're very similar a.
Shoe box underneath the bridge would be referred to in North
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America as a one bedroom studio.We don't.
We don't. Even know him, not even one
bedroom. I've talked to him a little
because I $1 million. Found out and I and I were
always curious about for. A chat on Telegram for trash.
You know, and I was always curious about, you know, what
kind of we're very similar like we live from home.
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We live we have a black from home unfortunate.
And you know we may a 45 minute drive to downtown Vancouver
where all our pub events go. So there's you on don't really
further haven't really. I've talked to him online a
little, but haven't really. So are there any at all where
you live? Local There's.
How many? Are there any?
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Other there's yeah, like half anhour drive, there's some more
people so. Gotcha.
Yeah, we just have to invite people over for like, a day or
two to stay here. Oh, my God, no.
Such a shame. No.
Oh, yeah, you're coming. You have to sleep over.
Oh no. Well, that's fair.
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Oh. Mm hmm.
OK, that's not bad. Well, that's not.
Oh, no. Like, yeah, you, you you just
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need this. Might be like no?
That's when we have our puppy parties.
My birthday party should be great.
I think we got about, we have about 10, I think about 11:50
pups. It's not for the cat, it's for
the puppies. Normies.
So we've got, yeah, we should have like a nice mixture of 5050
for my birthday party. But it's not until the normies
go home. That's when total debauchery
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happens. Well yes, we don't do anything
until the normies go home. That's when it turns into a full
on orgy. Speaking for the normies, we
appreciate that. Thank you.
Lots of stains. Trust me, there's a lot of
effort going into control. I'm aware, I'm aware.
I battle with them every time. We have a gift anyways, so I
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have one. There is one here, yeah.
Oh no, we have a spray bottle. 5%.
That's Amsterdam. Definitely have a people.
People are going for Amsterdam and everyone who comes here from
America goes like, yeah, I've been to Amsterdam.
If you've been to Amsterdam, youhaven't been to the metal.
It's not Dodge at all. Like there's so many.
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It's a cool city to go to for a day or two.
And there are so you mentioned. In the previous.
Podcast yeah, it has many culture lands it's really nice
there, but it's it's. It's a tourist in the
Netherlands. What would be the tourist area
to go to or the tourist? Like you, you want to go to.
Why would? A North American go to the
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Netherlands. What would be the city that
they're going to see? Amsterdam.
Amsterdam. Yeah, so if you want to go to
some fun cities in the Netherlands, go to Utrecht and
go to Croningen. Those are two cities.
Those are really nice to go out and have have a blessed meet the
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Dutch, go do some nice things and nice all about like all
about the tourism. Utrecht is really central in the
Netherlands, so it's like the middles in the Netherlands.
The biggest train station is in Utrecht, so every train goes
there. And that's Utrecht.
Every country has and there's Terronia, it's more, Italy has
more land, it's more the down toearth, down life.
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It's really nice. And then you can also go
Vancouver. In a way, right?
It's a province, one of the 12 provinces in the Netherlands,
which is like, it's like a people on their own.
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Oh yeah. As you want.
As you want me to be. As a friend.
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As a friend. Oh. 12 probably.
Oh wow, yeah. Well, and This is why when we
come over, we're just visiting YouTube and you're the tour
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guides. So we will actually get to
experience it like it should be experienced.
We can come as more than four people.
Well, well, since I've been withhim, not sure.
Who yet had? Don't even been innocent, I had.
Hosted a party for like 6. For the record.
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Things get crazy in my place, soit was me, my X and $6 and it'll
have. Seen the?
Really. Fuck.
Because everything was. Complicated.
You know how hard it is when youget like 15 puppies together and
they're all drinking to control that?
Right. And that and that was to pull
apart. Is a machine.
Gun, they all are. Very hard, respectfully.
Anyway, yours? Have you had any good?
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What's the biggest party you've had at your place?
Yeah, your place. Well, like right now.
Like you're OK? Alright.
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OK. Yes.
Smart, yeah. It's our place now.
No, it's our place prepared, butit used to be my place.
I got it. Well, I'm glad you guys are are
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are are together and I I'm so excited.
I was so excited. You know, I, I, I kidnapped, I
gain, I'm. Being you know, I didn't have a
driver's license, so I couldn't put him in the back of the car,
but I was like thrive to my. Lots of journey up and down.
So it was obviously to me super excited because I love it when I
see my friends see that other special person and, and, and go
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down that journey. So I'm very happy and I'm so
happy that you're both together and we can't wait to visit you
both. So who's?
Yeah, we really made a. Guy's place.
I'm assuming you guys live together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
We are also like creatively. Who's your place at T Point?
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We are so alike. Things we want to have in our
house, things we like and thingswe don't like.
Except for Christmas. Except for Chris, he pick I'm
I'm I'm a three in December kindof guy.
You know, it's like, yeah, the first of the 5th of December,
you put. Out.
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But you did. It's so beautiful.
I watched the. Last day of December you throw.
The tree on your home place theycreated.
Together I watched it. That's.
Beautiful. Christmas.
And he wants to have a Christmasin November.
Yeah. That's cute.
I'm very yes and jealous but very good.
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What? We we no me and teigs are the
same. We love our Christmas.
At least wait until. I'm after.
Middle of November. I'm, I'm OK with putting up the
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Christmas tree early like we spider and I have an artificial
tree that we have in a box in a bag downstairs in the basement.
We will put that up on November 12th.
It's after Remembrance Day for us in Canada.
Oh dude, no, actually I'm prettysure because if you have
Christmas lights on before. No.
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You will be. Fine the 4th and the 5th of May,
the 4th of May, that's not a lawday we got No, that's not it.
And the 5th of May is your strand.
We so if you're in a strata. Then that's actually so the 4th
of May is the November the one is, remember?
Remembrance Day for the veteranswho died.
So that's why because I have to have my.
Christmas lights of May when we get shit because.
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Before, because of weather, they're installed.
They're not turned on, but they're installed.
We just don't never turn them on.
Actually, going off of that, do you guys celebrate November
11th? It is that.
Is that a special day for you guys because that was the end of
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World War 2. Maybe Germany, Oh.
(29:04):
Gotcha. No, Yeah, For us in Canada and
the United States, we are free to.
Both both of. Our countries celebrate the 11th
day of the 11th month on the 11th hour, so 11 AM on November
11th is when. What is it?
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Remembrance. Day it's it's been in France
many a time apparently was to. Say that every day in the time
that they're like. I want to do something shopping
World War 2 and I want to eat tonight.
Nope, Done. Nope.
No stores open, Nothing. So their celebration is in May.
In May, to be honest I didn't realize there was different
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dates for that. Oh yeah, absolutely, depending
on. Well, and then June, June,
Australia is D-Day as well. Aussie Mac is so.
Different, different but. Then it's it's different for
every country too. Because France, I think France
celebrates the 6th of June. Something about, yeah, I think
it had to do with. The Royal English.
Accent. They were D-Day.
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Like I said, really bit of copper now.
Yeah. Yeah, no, a bit of like it
Italian or French or something like that.
I've got a good. It's also really nice.
They also like a lot of languageI don't like.
What is the most attractive? Accent to you guys or or
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American American accents like Americans they scream a lot
everything they say they have tosay it aloud like I don't like
that yeah I'm very I'm very loudyeah I would be a good American
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doesn't mean I like Americans it's.
Definitely not Billy, no. That's the Queen.
Oh no, I saw. Yeah.
(31:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's hard. The luck from Tigs.
Like the same could be said about you.
(31:35):
As we turn down the volume. Noodles.
I thought Tigs, look, you can review that later.
I love Billy's accent. So you, so obviously you said
you're not a fan of the Dutch accent.
You can hear your own accents like I've, I've, I've been a
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long haul truck driver and I've been across the United States
and I've been across Canada and everything.
And I've, I've, I've talked to alot of people and they all say
that the Canadians have a very distinct accent.
Like a canoodle. But I don't.
Well, newfies don't eat. Newfies barely speak English as
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it is. I have a small.
World but we love them. But I don't hear a Canadian
accent. I can hear an American accent
only because that we say words. A little differently.
Slightly different, but I don't actually hear much of A North
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American accent unless I go to the South of the USA because
then down there you're getting into country land and like
Louisiana and Texas and. I'm surprised cuz I can watch
like kill Tony and stuff and I'mlike, I recognize that's a
Canadian accent. I'm surprised.
Well, I have such a small world story related.
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Please. When I was like literally 2122
when I went to Europe for six weeks, I did one of those
Contiki tours, so like 18 to 35 year olds bus tour and we ended
up in Greece and very small plate, one of the smaller towns
and there was a baskin-robbins. I'm like, oh, ice cream, OK,
great. Talking to the guy in
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Baskin-robbins, he was also Canadian, but he knew I was from
Vancouver. Random.
Based on my accent. That's yeah, I can put a link.
There's actually a really cool guy.
He used to do a lot of fun videos and he would.
Do not put Thundercats on there.But it was such a good video.
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Sorry, J Rod. Yeah, it's he's search Google.
He used to do a lot better. I will actually send you the
link. He used to do a lot more visual
fun. Now he's actually more of a
podcast and very controversial. In his early days of podcast, he
did a lot of really fun, like kind of blue collar videos and
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he did do a video of. He knows how to diss a person
without dissing them. What the different Canadian
provinces all sounded like, right?
So each person of different province sounded like across
Canada. I'm still wondering what
Manitoba sounds like. We're not sure because no one
lives in. Manitoba, see you so.
We'll, I'll send you the link ifyou like, I'll send you the link
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and you can listen to it. But well, well, maybe she can
chime in on. What she sounds like, but.
We've never spoken to her. So, Americans.
You're right. Talk about a question.
Maybe the filth would be kind ofcurious a lot.
Of when someone is speaking Hollywood.
Americans, they all got a littlebit of that Hollywood accent.
You're speaking in a Kennedy accent or?
I didn't think I had an accent until this guy told me I did.
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So Tegel. Yeah, cuz I'm very.
Have you, have you ever talked to many other than myself?
And you know on the show we out me and Tigs always communicate
via text? Do you?
How much interaction have you had with Canadian accents?
Canadian foreigners beginless. But there's, there's a lot of
French for you in it as well, right?
(35:18):
Well, in Canada and. It's it.
Differs from the parts, they're more French, even parts that are
this so. Rick and I speak very
differently. He's like in.
You Finland accent, but still a little bit.
Not everything. Sounds a.
Little bit more like a song I. Had I'm sure.
If you know what I'm saying, butyou know it's it's.
Me being from Vancouver I have like honestly ours is closer to
(35:41):
British. Just the way we speak, just
speak English as it is. But you get me on the reserve,
Yes. And then and, and, and the
Aboriginal comes out. Yeah, the native comes out.
And just. Rick, Rick, there's no Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, well, it is our second national language.
In. In in all honesty actually.
The more eastern Canada you get,the more French comes into play
with everything basically exceptcentral Canada.
(36:32):
I would say from Manitoba W Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta,
BC there's nowhere near as much French as there is.
Well, Quebec. East of that, Ontario has a lot
of French, Quebec is French, NewBrunswick, Nova Scotia have
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very, very large French communities, French populations.
But then Vancouver has at least two that I know of French
immersion schools. Oh yeah, for 3.5 million
population there's. Well, that I know of.
That I know of. There's probably more.
We, I mean in Edmonton, I think there was when I, when I grew up
(37:15):
in Edmonton, I'm pretty sure there was actually, I know there
was at least 4 French immersion schools.
One was in elementary, two were elementary, junior high and
there was 1 French immersion high school.
So I want to make mention the podcast I just remember did a
shout out for the YouTube. I want to take a look at it.
(37:36):
We have two wonderful beautiful puppy hoods.
We have a blue glowing hood and we have a pink glowing hood
where the old hoods from. Cool in the.
Background Eagle and Ellis we have there are new hoods the
combination exactly we. Should do like a Iron Man puppy
so. I wanted to show them they're
(37:57):
they're just for for all of our the listeners and we they
specifically made sure they had a beautiful setup and they have
both their old hoods up there with the glowing and we now have
very nice. We will see their new pup hoods
which are adaptable. Yeah.
Ello is moving the camera aroundjust to make sure for our
(38:18):
YouTube listeners and our Spotify to listen to.
You're highlighted. I mean it.
Keeps just getting worse. Let's take a look for it.
It's my life and then take. A look at it.
There you go. A little bit to the right.
Yeah, very ego. There to to the right.
There you go, more. Too.
Far too far. I haven't.
(38:47):
Seen tactical difficulties here?Now you're out of.
Focus now you're being out. Of focus.
Focused. Now you're focused in my life.
I do. I do.
See in this house Chaos. Yeah, like I see a blurry
version of both of you. It's hard to live with little
lights. Like this?
Yeah, it's. Yeah, I think they're trying to
(39:09):
get it all focused. Just don't move it anymore.
It's in the right spot it. Was it was I thought you were
actually I thought you were going just for your pup hoods.
I I. There we go.
There you go. All right, there we go.
Don't touch it all. Right, all right, they're back.
They're perfect. They're back in focus.
All right, and we also got the 2.
There they are. There we are.
Perfect. And there was the new hoods.
(39:30):
That's what I was and for our listeners and our viewers, that
was a little that chaos. That's what we were looking for.
We were looking for the new hood.
I would. I would never be slotty, I
swear. Well, your.
Stories about Grinder. I wouldn't know what that's
like. No, not.
At all. Don't even look at me.
(39:51):
You are the. Chaos.
Yes, thank you. We.
Are my old chaos. That's how the universe started.
I'm assuming you heard that, that I'm being blamed for the
chaos. So ello I I, I feel you.
It's not a blame thing. Don't forget, these are the ones
that voted for you being the most slutty puppy before we
discovered the real true. Identity.
(40:15):
Yeah, thank you. If Billy was in the running for
that, yeah, I would not have been of the of the puppies.
I mean you. Yeah.
What has he told? You, I don't know what you're
talking about. Today he sent a really hot photo
(40:37):
I need. To get in on this chat you need
to send me Invite me to the pupsStinky.
No way the stinky pups are for. Stinky pups.
Invite me to stinky pups. When this stuff comes up, they
call themselves stinky pups. No.
No, that's the side challenge. Well.
(40:57):
I probably get shared but I don't see anything.
Pups or the stinky pups. We have a, we have a, we have a
space to vent. We we have to, we have to make a
group together. You can do your own sticky pups
all you. Want the only one that's in
there is really. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. We we we we will make like the
anti get it the the pups who arenot sink pups.
(41:19):
Group. My poor couch and did did not
did not. He really did.
Sorry, that's for stinky pups only.
See Ella? Ella didn't see it.
Ella, do you get involved in these and did do you get
Cherish? No, it's stinky pups.
(41:41):
What did you do? Nothing.
OK, then you and I are. OK, your sound was a little bit.
It was away for like half a minute.
Yeah, we were scared. Yeah, I wanted.
It was really scary not to hear you got.
It wrong group. Stick.
(42:03):
Not non stinky. But non stinky.
But the. The.
Stinky hubs. Hey, we have to think of a we
have. We have.
Family hubs, but taking your time as well.
We have our four trusted stinky pups.
That's it. We are the stinky pups.
We have been and we have been family for two years.
(42:27):
Oh no, no, technical issue are. They swearing at.
Each other? No, no.
The Yeah, and and, but, and thank you for spending 45
minutes yesterday getting all the set up because it that was
(42:51):
fantastic to do the day before so we could make this happen.
So, all right, so. No, we, we, we, we would have
been lost since this has been two years in the making.
And I'm so happy that Ello, you were able to be and you, you're
both together and you're, you'repart of the, the family and, and
(43:14):
you're here and that, that's exciting.
So we're, I'm looking forward toseason 4 in the new season to
have you both back again, hopefully.
Obviously, I'm excited to have, you know, pop Sercon to, to, to
have him back in and. I'm.
Just excited to have a face to go with the names Grace.
I've only, I've only, I've only talked about you, you know, for
(43:34):
so long. Yeah, the only, the only face I
don't have is Billy, but. Yes, it have it's it have.
It's that push squirrel. Your 4 screenshot picture
printed on the fridge. They remember the original.
Y'all were y'all were in pup hoods.
That was the original. It's still on the fridge.
Yeah. So on that note, I do believe it
(43:56):
is time yeah, Tegel, you came upwith.
You can you can say it like Acorn.
You're. Gonna pass this.
Over, you know, if you have a single.
We need a stink A. Court word for those ACORN are
not part of the. Podcast you will.
Billy and. Jason Yeah, because we also have
acorns, which is a. Type of perfect.
(44:16):
Choice but translated it means scroll bread because squirrels
really love it and it's really nice to make like mushroom soup
and. Stuff like that, Yeah, yes.
Even better. Perfect.
Yeah, Well chosen. When Google Translate told me
that outside, I almost sure died, right?
(44:36):
Really. Squirrel is echorn.
That's. Cool, I heard it.
I heard it. That's Yeah, that was what the
word was. We Europeans have been here only
since the day the Americans and the Canadians become, of course,
Yeah, everything, everything came from America and Canada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mostly.
(45:01):
OK Oh yeah, we have nuts called acorns that squirrels.
Eat Egg came from the stairs. Perfect.
You came over that. First, I was made on the stairs.
I I don't. I don't.
(45:21):
I don't. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah, that's pretty much all right.
So no, before, yeah, yeah, right.
No, it all came from Europe. It's a bit hard to do here in
(45:45):
this House because this came from public areas.
And you don't like public? Areas and indigenous so I was
always here well. I came from gay sex.
How do I say that? I'm sorry.
Yes, Sir. I was made on the face.
(46:07):
We didn't have stairs when my mom and dad were together so I'm
pretty sure. Probably a a busted ass bed with
broken bed frame that's squeakeda lot.
That's a place where I never thought of having sex, but I
think I'm gonna try that. The stairs.
And the stairs. Oh, no, it's great.
Yeah, perfect. Angle we definitely yeah, yeah,
been there like a couple people ghost as well, yeah.
(46:33):
That makes it. Let's know yes, absolutely like
the whole group, of course, likeare you too much fun?
Are part of you happy with your episode in English?
Will be with you guys right you guys?
Did great, I'm glad. Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be like, yeah. I hope that when it's all up and
(46:53):
said and done, it's gonna be or you're very happy.
And, and I hope your pup community is going to be super
excited because I know a lot of,you know, obviously a lot of
their community are super excited to hear you on the
podcast today. I'd like.
Hey, I think you absolutely should and I would be happy to
(47:16):
be as a guest on your episode. OK, so it's not only ADHD with
him, it's also autism. And I didn't change a lot in
this house next to the interior because I was just, let's say, 1
episode in England, like the cabinet, all of it is still in
(47:38):
the same place that he put. I have a question for Teal.
He still puts stuff in the wrongplace and.
Oh my God, I like to. Clean stuff.
And I like to be organized and wow, he fucks his my goodness
every. Time is.
What is it like with forks? Nice with.
Living with somebody with ADHD that just doesn't.
(48:01):
I'm. Very disorganized ADHD.
Like if I'm I'm doing the dishes, like cleaning the forks,
putting them in the in the cupboard and everything, it's
like it could be a fork over here and another one we're like,
but let's put that one over there and I will just forget
(48:22):
about it. I won't even know what it's
like. I'm just putting it away.
And then I'll be like, where thefuck did I put it?
And I put a fork in a yeah, yeah, we were looking for
because we made food yesterday and there were some slice
cucumber in very routine spices and stuff.
(48:46):
It's really nice. And I took, he put it in a bowl
with a special cover for it. And I took it out of the fridge,
got rid of the lid, throw the lid somewhere and put it down
for dinner. Dinner's done.
And just like, where's the lid? We still haven't found it.
(49:07):
It's, it's gone. I don't know where I put it.
Did I put it in the fridge? Did I put it somewhere else?
Probably. Somewhere in a black hole.
I've. Done that many.
Times if it's out of my straightI do forget about things for
sure. One yesterday.
It's funny. But he always loses his phone.
Oh. Yeah, everything.
(49:27):
Jacket is well. I walk out the I walk out the
door and be like. Who needs it?
(50:00):
And now, how long has it been since this lid has been missing?
Oh, so a day. Yeah, now I've been using my
spare set of keys for the last. Year they can relate.
Spider, I will find my keys backYeah, they're they're not lost
forever. I just don't know why put the.
(50:20):
Spider has track me tags on everything like he's he's got 2
keys. Thank you.
The Jeep, a key for the car. Each one has its own track me
tag. He's got a track me tag for his
wallet, his side satchel. He has a track me tag for
absolutely everything that he has.
(50:44):
If he if his head was removable,he would need a track me tag for
that because he would absolutelylose it.
Thank you. Oh 100% oh and I I I know
(51:08):
exactly spider loses everything and finds it like 3 days later
or right after. We write something to replace
it, yeah. It turns out that's typically
me. Yeah, that's, that's my spider.
He he loses everything. How many, how many air tags?
(51:29):
How many track me tags do you have?
I believe currently I have 6. That's it.
I had it more. Most of it's on my key stuff,
most of it just like keys thingslike they generally use yeah,
trust me if it was a bulky but I'm actually.
Putting me on the spot right now.
I can speak German, but it's notthat good, you know?
(51:52):
I've got it. We're still here, coming into my
Nakuntasaba. I don't.
Want to have A tag taking off myeyeglasses?
That would just be terrible. I generally.
Do nice. Very matrix.
I know very matrix. I know I I.
Was talking about cleaning my ass which are to talk.
(52:12):
No no, I'm getting neo bites right now.
Actually, you were saying talk dirty.
With a German accent. Oh.
Please talk dirty in German right now.
Oh my God. Please.
Daddy. Eyes.
All right, well, there goes Juke.
It wasn't even that good German the the German before was
better. Punk, punk.
(52:44):
I have no idea what I said, but I told you to go take a bath and
shave your ass. You're pretty.
That's what's so strange. You needed to have your.
If you want. You can always go play this
(53:07):
episode and use Google Translate.
I think I might just say. That.
I think I want to save certain clips from this episode.
Well, you're in the spank bank now.
You can. Use it as a.
There we go. You're apparently now in J Rod
Spankbank. They put Toby from the Oh my
God. You got you got Dutch Spankbank
(53:29):
material. German, actually.
German. I do believe it was German.
German spoken by the Dutch. Yeah, cross the screen.
Now talk to me dirty and Dutch. No problem.
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
No word time and. Still, I feel like I understood
(53:58):
every. Word.
OK, just to the record, J Rod, before you get too excited, that
was Dutch. Yes.
I'm slightly turning on my Dutchtoo.
You have literally one minute before we guys we can't upload
EU. Turn up all right, gentlemen.
I. Really, really do.
Appreciate you guys staying up. Until 2/3, 3:00 in the morning
(54:22):
to be with us, 3:30, yeah. Right. 3:30 We really appreciate
it. Such an honor to meet both of
you. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much for being on my show, our shows, and we look
(54:44):
forward to it in the future. On that note, remember, mental
health is a real thing. 988 everybody, North America, this
is your thing. Tigs, I do believe you will
provide links for international.113 in the Netherlands.
(55:07):
Reach out, talk to somebody. There is always somebody there.
Love, peace and chicken grease. We will see you in two weeks,
all right.
Now I'm scared to do this. You got it.
I'm still gonna get it wrong. I have faith in you.
Are we recording? Yep.
Oh shit, no first attempt. We're 17 seconds in.
Hello, welcome by ekhorns Nason Sundergang.
(00:25):
Yes, that that, that was pretty good.
Well, thank you. Almost, almost, almost good.
Almost good. I'll take that.
I'll I will absolutely take that.
Translation would be hello and welcome to Squirrels, Squirrels,
(00:46):
Squirrels After Dark, After Hours, Uncensored Season 3
Episode 16, and we have a special guest.
As some of you may have heard already, we have some
internationals with us. But to start off intros, let's
start with the incomparable and chef du jour, Juki, the most
(01:10):
beautiful lady in the kitchen. Thank.
You at the parrots. Anyhow, we have the there, he is
the T-bone and he is doing me sowell right now.
Scratching here in the back. Scratching my back.
(01:32):
T-bone. There it.
Is cute and cuddly pup Otter pupTitan J Rod loving husband Rick
Hunter AKA Spider. Pup.
(01:52):
Wow. Missing us today is Sprinkles,
who we love and miss dear. Back scratcher.
(02:43):
Lee She will be back in September.
Two sprinkles and 2:45. Peter and the kids and will you
guys quit messing around with myfreaking yeah?
No, we stayed up normal. Hey, Cluck.
Cluck is spoken. And Fluck Norris.
Well, was it He didn't show up in the main show, Yeah.
(03:06):
He wasn't in. Oh yeah, so ruin mine with it.
If she doesn't sound like that in the bed, I don't want it.
Hello. Joining us today two very
special. Hello.
All the way from the Netherlands, which I believe
it's probably, what, 2:00 in themorning there now?
(03:33):
Two 2:45 in the morning. They have stayed up late for us.
Thank you. It is.
Yeah. So which means it is five 5:40
PM here in British Columbia and Canada.
But hello to we. Usually go to bed around.
Puptigo for is a stinking pup, yeah, and his loving, adorable
(03:58):
partner. Hello.
I just reset my day. Welcome to the show, gentlemen,
and thank you for joining us. I was gonna say thank you for
staying up, but apparently this is a norm for you.
So. Oh.
No, it is. I'm an innate puppy too, so
it's. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, all your all y'all conversations all seem to happen
(04:19):
between like. We've been living up for this.
Now and we. Really.
Have 10 PMI think. Believing of our for for this
episode, that would be like the moment we just had and the
moment we're having now. So thank you Scroll Hour, for
having us. It's really nice to be here.
Yeah. Oh, yes, absolutely, yeah.
(04:42):
Better. Equipment as well.
Right. That's fair, it happens.
I'm just glad that after all theyears and the last two years
we've gotten to know, we've talked about it and tried to get
all together that it came together and that you're you're
both here on the on Today's podcast.
(05:09):
So will you will be back in Season 4 next year?
All right, I knew you were goingto say that.
But but your thing but. It's after how you like.
(05:32):
I can say anything I want right now.
We. We book.
We. So I can say Dicks and and deep
shit and fuck and fuck me in thebutt.
Hole everything I forgot. It's not going to be beep, beep,
beep. It's going to be shit, Dick,
fuck, fuck, fuck. Traditional territories of the
Quiquitlam First Nations. Oh yeah, the I.
I said a little. Of several nations in the lower
(05:56):
main line here and we thank you for allowing us here.
With that being said, let's start the show.
I I can just randomly say like Ican come.
Yeah, it's your. It's your show that turned into
a show. Yeah.
It's it's it's a little. Bit anymore anymore like major
cum lovers here. Absolutely.
(06:19):
You could have said anything. Oh yeah.
But. Yeah, no, you could have said
that in the first show too, probably.
We we're, we're not safe for work.
(06:40):
Don't play this at work unless you know you T bones flipping.
We have a little closer to the table.
There you go. That would be how did it look
before it was circumcised? Yeah.
Gigs have like a whole. Tree on it.
You know. Oh yes, absolutely for for those
(07:06):
who are watching the YouTube channel and if the if the if
there's a YouTube channel, understand that what's being
whipped out here right now is an.
Artificial. Art is real, I.
Feel like YouTube's going to banthis episode now.
I'm like it is literally an artificial like we're pick.
It up. It's not a real thing so there's
no nudity, so please don't. Is that circumcised?
(07:28):
No. No.
No. Does this look?
I think it's gangster. That's from the hood.
They don't believe it as toys. Yeah.
Oh, that's toys, fashion that gets so good.
That's not. It's all kind of scared.
I don't look. At it.
That's right. If I don't know if I don't know
(07:49):
what it looks like. Trust me, when they're fully
hard, they don't look like that.It's media swan out.
There that do still look like that when fully.
Hard. Wasn't that on?
That night, Swan seen this one very fat.
It's like yeah or daddy. June three.
(08:12):
Wow and. For those of you that listing,
we also discovered some point. 36 so that.
J Rod gets started on quite a lot by the German.
They both do. The souls.
Know. We're just going to take J Rod
on our vacation. We're just going to take him
(08:33):
over. We're just going to lose him.
How do you say daddy in German? That's daddy in German.
What you say daddy in German, daddy.
(08:56):
Oh, Faiza. Parted.
I'm sorry if anybody ever said hello Papa and in bed.
That would be like a mood killeralmost.
Right. I used, I used to play hockey
(09:19):
like grass grass hockey when I was little.
Yes, one time I saw you, this dude, he said he didn't meet his
mouse card and I don't know if he ever.
Newfoundland. That is the number one pretty
fucking in. Newfoundland growing.
Up. And he took one right to the
mouth. So he was.
(09:40):
Yeah. And the dude, it was like, it
was like when I was 10, that dude was a year old.
He was like 11. He was standing.
There with his hand, that was your that was a good thing.
Just by hockey teeth guard and you were fine.
Yeah. The the dental was so bad
enough. Yeah.
So it's like no one, didn't you?Oh
(10:21):
yes. So.
S if you if you guys ever heard about the Dutch wooden shoes, we
call them and yeah, no, fucking it's it's remember the it's it's
this like Dutch, like not playing Dutch, people don't wear
(10:44):
them, but like Dutch one people wear them.
I think probably season 1. We call them clung hero wooden
shoes. And it hit.
I used to live in a in the 40 sohard that town not really over
in the neighborhood and I had. Too much force to get you to.
Hang out with her. 30 seconds but again it hit my nose she
would wear or my teeth. And the wooden shoes.
Have been the same as your friend.
My nose even broken, my nose wasa little.
(11:06):
Bit shadow anyone my God hit my shoes because thank God not a
good idea and I was I did not hit the ball.
I think that's what. I.
Said hurts a lot. Hurts a lot.
Oh, they are actually really because they make them to size
(11:26):
and because wood, if it gets wet, it grows on you.
So it, it's really good for yourfeet and during and yeah.
And during the winter you can put them close to the fire that
get really warm as well. So the the the thing with the
wooden shoes it the farmers usedto use them because they are
(11:47):
really, really handy. Damn.
Yeah, yeah. What is the reason for that with
the wooden shoes cross? No, no.
(12:18):
It's very good for your back. Crops make your ankles look fat.
So I'm for US N Americaners. I'm assuming you're referring to
(12:40):
what we refer to as clogs. Yeah, which I actually wear our
version of clogs at work. OK, here's a here's a question.
Not Crocs. Do do you either of you wear
Crocs? OK, we can still you know what
(13:01):
then, Dee, you're you're still astinky pup and you're still
family. That answer if anybody comes in,
there are two types of shoes that are not allowed into our
home if you walk in with Uggs. I've heard those incredibly
comfortable. No, I don't care.
They make to the 20. 5th centuryin Star Trek.
(13:23):
So they got to. Be no no uggs uggs and Crocs
poses them if they walked to thedoor.
We actually we Ugg shamed one ofour friends so bad it's on her.
We were literally at a party anddrinking and we razzed her so
much. And these were expensive.
These, they were good. They were like $200 for these
(13:44):
things. She took him off her feet and
she threw them into the fire. Oh.
My no UX, no crux. Idea how big that?
Yes UX yes. Crux No Fox, so no.
Uxy yes. Propane tank underneath it,
fueling the fire with how big the flames got once those Uggs
went in, yeah, it was a. Little frightening.
Yeah, she. Went up the yeah yeah, have
those. Sharks that look like my God
(14:05):
damn uggs. Fuck you all.
I'm throwing them in at the nextday.
She's like you guys shamed me into throwing me.
I'm like that would sure. That would look like real life,
yes. Yes, we did shame you, but we
didn't force you to go that likeit's.
All in good fun. We didn't tell you to throw your
$200 hugs in the fire. It was a good thing it was night
time because the amount. Of black.
Smoke that would have come out of that would have been insane.
(14:28):
So no, I didn't find. I'm glad I died.
Us at first, yeah. Oh, I put them on with no bare
feet. No.
Uggs no. Crocs no.
Uggs no. Mm hmm.
They'd look comfortable. Oh, no, yeah.
It's done, yeah. Do you know what the voice
equipment of a camel toe is called?
Originally? It's called a frog eye, you
(14:50):
know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have those bulging eyes of a frog, those things.
Don't. That's funny.
You were. Funny you were danos no claps.
Well. It's pretty hard to wear socks
with. Flops No.
No, they do it. Americans do it all the time.
That's just. Stupid.
I'm waiting for me. OK, so you're fine.
(15:13):
Nice. That's fine.
You're not putting socks on themand putting them on It looks
like you have camel toe. Right.
So no, no, not really. I can see why.
(15:38):
Yeah, get it? Frog.
Eye. Frog Eye.
It's a good name because. It's all bulky.
In in in Canada, maybe the states too.
It's the male version of camel toe is a moose knuckle.
Yeah. That's right, it's a moose
(16:00):
knuckle. Yeah, that's that's, that's our
version of camel toe. Many episodes ago and again, if
you without having to worry about trying to find.
I'm sure it was in season 1 but we did actually stay the first
time I went on a trip with hubbyon his.
No. OK, so let's let's call it a.
Location and we went to the hub and the.
(16:22):
Name of the Netherlands? You could drive from one side to
the other side of the Netherlands and of the
Netherlands. 4 1/2 hours. Their sign they had on the road
for. US three hours that they have
linked to somewhere. It's a camel looking.
Backwards with her foot I extended out and it was all like
camel toes. Oh I had AI had a question for
(16:44):
you 2 that I forgot to ask in the 1st.
Episode. Yeah.
I know you're. Like where you are right now are
at the elder site. Where's the local?
Where do you normally go for? Two hours to two to four hours.
Some are really far away by car or by train even longer.
(17:04):
So yeah, OK, that's like, we love living here.
The only thing that fucking sucks is everything is so
fucking far away. Yeah.
That is, Oh yeah, you take me. 3hours to get to Chilliwack if I
(17:25):
traffic, if I choose the city tolive to be close to the all the
way and stuff here in the that list it would be Utrecht, but
it's yeah, but it's insanely fucking expensive because like
this this the same price I pay there to get a fucking shoe box
under a bridge with no fucking heating.
I can get like a fucking millionaire's house here in Ho
(17:48):
Fei. It's.
Yes, yeah. And that that's why I was so
good. What would be that city then?
That's you would go to $1 million.
(18:17):
Utah. Of course it is.
Right. We're we're very similar a.
Shoe box underneath the bridge would be referred to in North
(18:40):
America as a one bedroom studio.We don't.
We don't. Even know him, not even one
bedroom. I've talked to him a little
because I $1 million. Found out and I and I were
always curious about for. A chat on Telegram for trash.
You know, and I was always curious about, you know, what
kind of we're very similar like we live from home.
(19:03):
We live we have a black from home unfortunate.
And you know we may a 45 minute drive to downtown Vancouver
where all our pub events go. So there's you on don't really
further haven't really. I've talked to him online a
little, but haven't really. So are there any at all where
you live? Local There's.
How many? Are there any?
(19:23):
Other there's yeah, like half anhour drive, there's some more
people so. Gotcha.
Yeah, we just have to invite people over for like, a day or
two to stay here. Oh, my God, no.
Such a shame. No.
Oh, yeah, you're coming. You have to sleep over.
Oh no. Well, that's fair.
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Oh. Mm hmm.
OK, that's not bad. Well, that's not.
Oh, no. Like, yeah, you, you you just
(20:29):
need this. Might be like no?
That's when we have our puppy parties.
My birthday party should be great.
I think we got about, we have about 10, I think about 11:50
pups. It's not for the cat, it's for
the puppies. Normies.
So we've got, yeah, we should have like a nice mixture of 5050
for my birthday party. But it's not until the normies
go home. That's when total debauchery
(20:51):
happens. Well yes, we don't do anything
until the normies go home. That's when it turns into a full
on orgy. Speaking for the normies, we
appreciate that. Thank you.
Lots of stains. Trust me, there's a lot of
effort going into control. I'm aware, I'm aware.
I battle with them every time. We have a gift anyways, so I
(21:17):
have one. There is one here, yeah.
Oh no, we have a spray bottle. 5%.
That's Amsterdam. Definitely have a people.
People are going for Amsterdam and everyone who comes here from
America goes like, yeah, I've been to Amsterdam.
If you've been to Amsterdam, youhaven't been to the metal.
It's not Dodge at all. Like there's so many.
(21:40):
It's a cool city to go to for a day or two.
And there are so you mentioned. In the previous.
Podcast yeah, it has many culture lands it's really nice
there, but it's it's. It's a tourist in the
Netherlands. What would be the tourist area
to go to or the tourist? Like you, you want to go to.
Why would? A North American go to the
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Netherlands. What would be the city that
they're going to see? Amsterdam.
Amsterdam. Yeah, so if you want to go to
some fun cities in the Netherlands, go to Utrecht and
go to Croningen. Those are two cities.
Those are really nice to go out and have have a blessed meet the
(22:22):
Dutch, go do some nice things and nice all about like all
about the tourism. Utrecht is really central in the
Netherlands, so it's like the middles in the Netherlands.
The biggest train station is in Utrecht, so every train goes
there. And that's Utrecht.
Every country has and there's Terronia, it's more, Italy has
more land, it's more the down toearth, down life.
(22:46):
It's really nice. And then you can also go
Vancouver. In a way, right?
It's a province, one of the 12 provinces in the Netherlands,
which is like, it's like a people on their own.
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Oh yeah. As you want.
As you want me to be. As a friend.
(23:30):
As a friend. Oh. 12 probably.
Oh wow, yeah. Well, and This is why when we
come over, we're just visiting YouTube and you're the tour
(23:53):
guides. So we will actually get to
experience it like it should be experienced.
We can come as more than four people.
Well, well, since I've been withhim, not sure.
Who yet had? Don't even been innocent, I had.
Hosted a party for like 6. For the record.
(24:16):
Things get crazy in my place, soit was me, my X and $6 and it'll
have. Seen the?
Really. Fuck.
Because everything was. Complicated.
You know how hard it is when youget like 15 puppies together and
they're all drinking to control that?
Right. And that and that was to pull
apart. Is a machine.
Gun, they all are. Very hard, respectfully.
Anyway, yours? Have you had any good?
(24:39):
What's the biggest party you've had at your place?
Yeah, your place. Well, like right now.
Like you're OK? Alright.
(25:00):
OK. Yes.
Smart, yeah. It's our place now.
No, it's our place prepared, butit used to be my place.
I got it. Well, I'm glad you guys are are
(25:21):
are are together and I I'm so excited.
I was so excited. You know, I, I, I kidnapped, I
gain, I'm. Being you know, I didn't have a
driver's license, so I couldn't put him in the back of the car,
but I was like thrive to my. Lots of journey up and down.
So it was obviously to me super excited because I love it when I
see my friends see that other special person and, and, and go
(25:42):
down that journey. So I'm very happy and I'm so
happy that you're both together and we can't wait to visit you
both. So who's?
Yeah, we really made a. Guy's place.
I'm assuming you guys live together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
We are also like creatively. Who's your place at T Point?
(26:07):
We are so alike. Things we want to have in our
house, things we like and thingswe don't like.
Except for Christmas. Except for Chris, he pick I'm
I'm I'm a three in December kindof guy.
You know, it's like, yeah, the first of the 5th of December,
you put. Out.
(26:27):
But you did. It's so beautiful.
I watched the. Last day of December you throw.
The tree on your home place theycreated.
Together I watched it. That's.
Beautiful. Christmas.
And he wants to have a Christmasin November.
Yeah. That's cute.
I'm very yes and jealous but very good.
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What? We we no me and teigs are the
same. We love our Christmas.
At least wait until. I'm after.
Middle of November. I'm, I'm OK with putting up the
(27:34):
Christmas tree early like we spider and I have an artificial
tree that we have in a box in a bag downstairs in the basement.
We will put that up on November 12th.
It's after Remembrance Day for us in Canada.
Oh dude, no, actually I'm prettysure because if you have
Christmas lights on before. No.
(27:56):
You will be. Fine the 4th and the 5th of May,
the 4th of May, that's not a lawday we got No, that's not it.
And the 5th of May is your strand.
We so if you're in a strata. Then that's actually so the 4th
of May is the November the one is, remember?
Remembrance Day for the veteranswho died.
So that's why because I have to have my.
Christmas lights of May when we get shit because.
(28:18):
Before, because of weather, they're installed.
They're not turned on, but they're installed.
We just don't never turn them on.
Actually, going off of that, do you guys celebrate November
11th? It is that.
Is that a special day for you guys because that was the end of
(28:38):
World War 2. Maybe Germany, Oh.
(29:04):
Gotcha. No, Yeah, For us in Canada and
the United States, we are free to.
Both both of. Our countries celebrate the 11th
day of the 11th month on the 11th hour, so 11 AM on November
11th is when. What is it?
(29:25):
Remembrance. Day it's it's been in France
many a time apparently was to. Say that every day in the time
that they're like. I want to do something shopping
World War 2 and I want to eat tonight.
Nope, Done. Nope.
No stores open, Nothing. So their celebration is in May.
In May, to be honest I didn't realize there was different
(29:45):
dates for that. Oh yeah, absolutely, depending
on. Well, and then June, June,
Australia is D-Day as well. Aussie Mac is so.
Different, different but. Then it's it's different for
every country too. Because France, I think France
celebrates the 6th of June. Something about, yeah, I think
it had to do with. The Royal English.
Accent. They were D-Day.
(30:06):
Like I said, really bit of copper now.
Yeah. Yeah, no, a bit of like it
Italian or French or something like that.
I've got a good. It's also really nice.
They also like a lot of languageI don't like.
What is the most attractive? Accent to you guys or or
(30:29):
American American accents like Americans they scream a lot
everything they say they have tosay it aloud like I don't like
that yeah I'm very I'm very loudyeah I would be a good American
(30:51):
doesn't mean I like Americans it's.
Definitely not Billy, no. That's the Queen.
Oh no, I saw. Yeah.
(31:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's hard. The luck from Tigs.
Like the same could be said about you.
(31:35):
As we turn down the volume. Noodles.
I thought Tigs, look, you can review that later.
I love Billy's accent. So you, so obviously you said
you're not a fan of the Dutch accent.
You can hear your own accents like I've, I've, I've been a
(32:04):
long haul truck driver and I've been across the United States
and I've been across Canada and everything.
And I've, I've, I've talked to alot of people and they all say
that the Canadians have a very distinct accent.
Like a canoodle. But I don't.
Well, newfies don't eat. Newfies barely speak English as
(32:24):
it is. I have a small.
World but we love them. But I don't hear a Canadian
accent. I can hear an American accent
only because that we say words. A little differently.
Slightly different, but I don't actually hear much of A North
(32:46):
American accent unless I go to the South of the USA because
then down there you're getting into country land and like
Louisiana and Texas and. I'm surprised cuz I can watch
like kill Tony and stuff and I'mlike, I recognize that's a
Canadian accent. I'm surprised.
Well, I have such a small world story related.
(33:08):
Please. When I was like literally 2122
when I went to Europe for six weeks, I did one of those
Contiki tours, so like 18 to 35 year olds bus tour and we ended
up in Greece and very small plate, one of the smaller towns
and there was a baskin-robbins. I'm like, oh, ice cream, OK,
great. Talking to the guy in
(33:30):
Baskin-robbins, he was also Canadian, but he knew I was from
Vancouver. Random.
Based on my accent. That's yeah, I can put a link.
There's actually a really cool guy.
He used to do a lot of fun videos and he would.
Do not put Thundercats on there.But it was such a good video.
(33:52):
Sorry, J Rod. Yeah, it's he's search Google.
He used to do a lot better. I will actually send you the
link. He used to do a lot more visual
fun. Now he's actually more of a
podcast and very controversial. In his early days of podcast, he
did a lot of really fun, like kind of blue collar videos and
(34:14):
he did do a video of. He knows how to diss a person
without dissing them. What the different Canadian
provinces all sounded like, right?
So each person of different province sounded like across
Canada. I'm still wondering what
Manitoba sounds like. We're not sure because no one
lives in. Manitoba, see you so.
We'll, I'll send you the link ifyou like, I'll send you the link
(34:35):
and you can listen to it. But well, well, maybe she can
chime in on. What she sounds like, but.
We've never spoken to her. So, Americans.
You're right. Talk about a question.
Maybe the filth would be kind ofcurious a lot.
Of when someone is speaking Hollywood.
Americans, they all got a littlebit of that Hollywood accent.
You're speaking in a Kennedy accent or?
I didn't think I had an accent until this guy told me I did.
(34:57):
So Tegel. Yeah, cuz I'm very.
Have you, have you ever talked to many other than myself?
And you know on the show we out me and Tigs always communicate
via text? Do you?
How much interaction have you had with Canadian accents?
Canadian foreigners beginless. But there's, there's a lot of
French for you in it as well, right?
(35:18):
Well, in Canada and. It's it.
Differs from the parts, they're more French, even parts that are
this so. Rick and I speak very
differently. He's like in.
You Finland accent, but still a little bit.
Not everything. Sounds a.
Little bit more like a song I. Had I'm sure.
If you know what I'm saying, butyou know it's it's.
Me being from Vancouver I have like honestly ours is closer to
(35:41):
British. Just the way we speak, just
speak English as it is. But you get me on the reserve,
Yes. And then and, and, and the
Aboriginal comes out. Yeah, the native comes out.
And just. Rick, Rick, there's no Oh, yeah.
(36:10):
Yeah, well, it is our second national language.
In. In in all honesty actually.
The more eastern Canada you get,the more French comes into play
with everything basically exceptcentral Canada.
(36:32):
I would say from Manitoba W Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta,
BC there's nowhere near as much French as there is.
Well, Quebec. East of that, Ontario has a lot
of French, Quebec is French, NewBrunswick, Nova Scotia have
(36:53):
very, very large French communities, French populations.
But then Vancouver has at least two that I know of French
immersion schools. Oh yeah, for 3.5 million
population there's. Well, that I know of.
That I know of. There's probably more.
We, I mean in Edmonton, I think there was when I, when I grew up
(37:15):
in Edmonton, I'm pretty sure there was actually, I know there
was at least 4 French immersion schools.
One was in elementary, two were elementary, junior high and
there was 1 French immersion high school.
So I want to make mention the podcast I just remember did a
shout out for the YouTube. I want to take a look at it.
(37:36):
We have two wonderful beautiful puppy hoods.
We have a blue glowing hood and we have a pink glowing hood
where the old hoods from. Cool in the.
Background Eagle and Ellis we have there are new hoods the
combination exactly we. Should do like a Iron Man puppy
so. I wanted to show them they're
(37:57):
they're just for for all of our the listeners and we they
specifically made sure they had a beautiful setup and they have
both their old hoods up there with the glowing and we now have
very nice. We will see their new pup hoods
which are adaptable. Yeah.
Ello is moving the camera aroundjust to make sure for our
(38:18):
YouTube listeners and our Spotify to listen to.
You're highlighted. I mean it.
Keeps just getting worse. Let's take a look for it.
It's my life and then take. A look at it.
There you go. A little bit to the right.
Yeah, very ego. There to to the right.
There you go, more. Too.
Far too far. I haven't.
(38:47):
Seen tactical difficulties here?Now you're out of.
Focus now you're being out. Of focus.
Focused. Now you're focused in my life.
I do. I do.
See in this house Chaos. Yeah, like I see a blurry
version of both of you. It's hard to live with little
lights. Like this?
Yeah, it's. Yeah, I think they're trying to
(39:09):
get it all focused. Just don't move it anymore.
It's in the right spot it. Was it was I thought you were
actually I thought you were going just for your pup hoods.
I I. There we go.
There you go. All right, there we go.
Don't touch it all. Right, all right, they're back.
They're perfect. They're back in focus.
All right, and we also got the 2.
There they are. There we are.
Perfect. And there was the new hoods.
(39:30):
That's what I was and for our listeners and our viewers, that
was a little that chaos. That's what we were looking for.
We were looking for the new hood.
I would. I would never be slotty, I
swear. Well, your.
Stories about Grinder. I wouldn't know what that's
like. No, not.
At all. Don't even look at me.
(39:51):
You are the. Chaos.
Yes, thank you. We.
Are my old chaos. That's how the universe started.
I'm assuming you heard that, that I'm being blamed for the
chaos. So ello I I, I feel you.
It's not a blame thing. Don't forget, these are the ones
that voted for you being the most slutty puppy before we
discovered the real true. Identity.
(40:15):
Yeah, thank you. If Billy was in the running for
that, yeah, I would not have been of the of the puppies.
I mean you. Yeah.
What has he told? You, I don't know what you're
talking about. Today he sent a really hot photo
(40:37):
I need. To get in on this chat you need
to send me Invite me to the pupsStinky.
No way the stinky pups are for. Stinky pups.
Invite me to stinky pups. When this stuff comes up, they
call themselves stinky pups. No.
No, that's the side challenge. Well.
(40:57):
I probably get shared but I don't see anything.
Pups or the stinky pups. We have a, we have a, we have a
space to vent. We we have to, we have to make a
group together. You can do your own sticky pups
all you. Want the only one that's in
there is really. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. We we we we will make like the
anti get it the the pups who arenot sink pups.
(41:19):
Group. My poor couch and did did not
did not. He really did.
Sorry, that's for stinky pups only.
See Ella? Ella didn't see it.
Ella, do you get involved in these and did do you get
Cherish? No, it's stinky pups.
(41:41):
What did you do? Nothing.
OK, then you and I are. OK, your sound was a little bit.
It was away for like half a minute.
Yeah, we were scared. Yeah, I wanted.
It was really scary not to hear you got.
It wrong group. Stick.
(42:03):
Not non stinky. But non stinky.
But the. The.
Stinky hubs. Hey, we have to think of a we
have. We have.
Family hubs, but taking your time as well.
We have our four trusted stinky pups.
That's it. We are the stinky pups.
We have been and we have been family for two years.
(42:27):
Oh no, no, technical issue are. They swearing at.
Each other? No, no.
The Yeah, and and, but, and thank you for spending 45
minutes yesterday getting all the set up because it that was
(42:51):
fantastic to do the day before so we could make this happen.
So, all right, so. No, we, we, we, we would have
been lost since this has been two years in the making.
And I'm so happy that Ello, you were able to be and you, you're
both together and you're, you'repart of the, the family and, and
(43:14):
you're here and that, that's exciting.
So we're, I'm looking forward toseason 4 in the new season to
have you both back again, hopefully.
Obviously, I'm excited to have, you know, pop Sercon to, to, to
have him back in and. I'm.
Just excited to have a face to go with the names Grace.
I've only, I've only, I've only talked about you, you know, for
(43:34):
so long. Yeah, the only, the only face I
don't have is Billy, but. Yes, it have it's it have.
It's that push squirrel. Your 4 screenshot picture
printed on the fridge. They remember the original.
Y'all were y'all were in pup hoods.
That was the original. It's still on the fridge.
Yeah. So on that note, I do believe it
(43:56):
is time yeah, Tegel, you came upwith.
You can you can say it like Acorn.
You're. Gonna pass this.
Over, you know, if you have a single.
We need a stink A. Court word for those ACORN are
not part of the. Podcast you will.
Billy and. Jason Yeah, because we also have
acorns, which is a. Type of perfect.
(44:16):
Choice but translated it means scroll bread because squirrels
really love it and it's really nice to make like mushroom soup
and. Stuff like that, Yeah, yes.
Even better. Perfect.
Yeah, Well chosen. When Google Translate told me
that outside, I almost sure died, right?
(44:36):
Really. Squirrel is echorn.
That's. Cool, I heard it.
I heard it. That's Yeah, that was what the
word was. We Europeans have been here only
since the day the Americans and the Canadians become, of course,
Yeah, everything, everything came from America and Canada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mostly.
(45:01):
OK Oh yeah, we have nuts called acorns that squirrels.
Eat Egg came from the stairs. Perfect.
You came over that. First, I was made on the stairs.
I I don't. I don't.
(45:21):
I don't. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah, that's pretty much all right.
So no, before, yeah, yeah, right.
No, it all came from Europe. It's a bit hard to do here in
(45:45):
this House because this came from public areas.
And you don't like public? Areas and indigenous so I was
always here well. I came from gay sex.
How do I say that? I'm sorry.
Yes, Sir. I was made on the face.
(46:07):
We didn't have stairs when my mom and dad were together so I'm
pretty sure. Probably a a busted ass bed with
broken bed frame that's squeakeda lot.
That's a place where I never thought of having sex, but I
think I'm gonna try that. The stairs.
And the stairs. Oh, no, it's great.
Yeah, perfect. Angle we definitely yeah, yeah,
been there like a couple people ghost as well, yeah.
(46:33):
That makes it. Let's know yes, absolutely like
the whole group, of course, likeare you too much fun?
Are part of you happy with your episode in English?
Will be with you guys right you guys?
Did great, I'm glad. Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be like, yeah. I hope that when it's all up and
(46:53):
said and done, it's gonna be or you're very happy.
And, and I hope your pup community is going to be super
excited because I know a lot of,you know, obviously a lot of
their community are super excited to hear you on the
podcast today. I'd like.
Hey, I think you absolutely should and I would be happy to
(47:16):
be as a guest on your episode. OK, so it's not only ADHD with
him, it's also autism. And I didn't change a lot in
this house next to the interior because I was just, let's say, 1
episode in England, like the cabinet, all of it is still in
(47:38):
the same place that he put. I have a question for Teal.
He still puts stuff in the wrongplace and.
Oh my God, I like to. Clean stuff.
And I like to be organized and wow, he fucks his my goodness
every. Time is.
What is it like with forks? Nice with.
Living with somebody with ADHD that just doesn't.
(48:01):
I'm. Very disorganized ADHD.
Like if I'm I'm doing the dishes, like cleaning the forks,
putting them in the in the cupboard and everything, it's
like it could be a fork over here and another one we're like,
but let's put that one over there and I will just forget
(48:22):
about it. I won't even know what it's
like. I'm just putting it away.
And then I'll be like, where thefuck did I put it?
And I put a fork in a yeah, yeah, we were looking for
because we made food yesterday and there were some slice
cucumber in very routine spices and stuff.
(48:46):
It's really nice. And I took, he put it in a bowl
with a special cover for it. And I took it out of the fridge,
got rid of the lid, throw the lid somewhere and put it down
for dinner. Dinner's done.
And just like, where's the lid? We still haven't found it.
(49:07):
It's, it's gone. I don't know where I put it.
Did I put it in the fridge? Did I put it somewhere else?
Probably. Somewhere in a black hole.
I've. Done that many.
Times if it's out of my straightI do forget about things for
sure. One yesterday.
It's funny. But he always loses his phone.
Oh. Yeah, everything.
(49:27):
Jacket is well. I walk out the I walk out the
door and be like. Who needs it?
(50:00):
And now, how long has it been since this lid has been missing?
Oh, so a day. Yeah, now I've been using my
spare set of keys for the last. Year they can relate.
Spider, I will find my keys backYeah, they're they're not lost
forever. I just don't know why put the.
(50:20):
Spider has track me tags on everything like he's he's got 2
keys. Thank you.
The Jeep, a key for the car. Each one has its own track me
tag. He's got a track me tag for his
wallet, his side satchel. He has a track me tag for
absolutely everything that he has.
(50:44):
If he if his head was removable,he would need a track me tag for
that because he would absolutelylose it.
Thank you. Oh 100% oh and I I I know
(51:08):
exactly spider loses everything and finds it like 3 days later
or right after. We write something to replace
it, yeah. It turns out that's typically
me. Yeah, that's, that's my spider.
He he loses everything. How many, how many air tags?
(51:29):
How many track me tags do you have?
I believe currently I have 6. That's it.
I had it more. Most of it's on my key stuff,
most of it just like keys thingslike they generally use yeah,
trust me if it was a bulky but I'm actually.
Putting me on the spot right now.
I can speak German, but it's notthat good, you know?
(51:52):
I've got it. We're still here, coming into my
Nakuntasaba. I don't.
Want to have A tag taking off myeyeglasses?
That would just be terrible. I generally.
Do nice. Very matrix.
I know very matrix. I know I I.
Was talking about cleaning my ass which are to talk.
(52:12):
No no, I'm getting neo bites right now.
Actually, you were saying talk dirty.
With a German accent. Oh.
Please talk dirty in German right now.
Oh my God. Please.
Daddy. Eyes.
All right, well, there goes Juke.
It wasn't even that good German the the German before was
better. Punk, punk.
(52:44):
I have no idea what I said, but I told you to go take a bath and
shave your ass. You're pretty.
That's what's so strange. You needed to have your.
If you want. You can always go play this
(53:07):
episode and use Google Translate.
I think I might just say. That.
I think I want to save certain clips from this episode.
Well, you're in the spank bank now.
You can. Use it as a.
There we go. You're apparently now in J Rod
Spankbank. They put Toby from the Oh my
God. You got you got Dutch Spankbank
(53:29):
material. German, actually.
German. I do believe it was German.
German spoken by the Dutch. Yeah, cross the screen.
Now talk to me dirty and Dutch. No problem.
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
No word time and. Still, I feel like I understood
(53:58):
every. Word.
OK, just to the record, J Rod, before you get too excited, that
was Dutch. Yes.
I'm slightly turning on my Dutchtoo.
You have literally one minute before we guys we can't upload
EU. Turn up all right, gentlemen.
I. Really, really do.
Appreciate you guys staying up. Until 2/3, 3:00 in the morning
(54:22):
to be with us, 3:30, yeah. Right. 3:30 We really appreciate
it. Such an honor to meet both of
you. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much for being on my show, our shows, and we look
(54:44):
forward to it in the future. On that note, remember, mental
health is a real thing. 988 everybody, North America, this
is your thing. Tigs, I do believe you will
provide links for international.113 in the Netherlands.
(55:07):
Reach out, talk to somebody. There is always somebody there.
Love, peace and chicken grease. We will see you in two weeks,
all right.
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