May 4, 2025 • 52 mins
In this episode of 'The Squirrel Hour,' host Rick Hunter, aka Spyder- Pup, welcomes special guest Pup Artemis, a chemist and member of the pup community. The episode kicks off with light-hearted banter about chemistry jokes and the importance of chemistry knowledge. The group encounters a few recording hiccups but quickly recovers to introduce a colorful cast of characters, including Daniel, Pup Noah, and others. The host and guests discuss various topics, including technical difficulties, age dynamics within the pup community, and fun facts about otters and chemistry. They also address mental health awareness and the importance of asking for help, highlighting the 988 national helpline. The episode further delves into personal anecdotes, lab mishaps, and a brief mention of recent tragic events affecting the Filipino community. The podcast maintains a mix of humor, personal stories, and educational tidbits, making it an engaging listen. The closing remarks emphasize mental health awareness and community support.
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(00:00):
Nah, Nah. See.
The other time I told the chemistry joke, I got no
reaction. I did the same.
I did that same joke and it was I got nothing.
That's good. I like.
It it's better when it comes from a chemist.
We're recording. It's better when it's better
when a chemist comes. And by the way, we're on, we're
(00:22):
recording right now. You might wanna say your I'm.
I'm not safe for work, yeah. So we're gonna, we're gonna
start with that. So important safety notes from
pup Artemis, who's our guest on the show today.
What did you just say? Something about chemistry?
Something about chemistry and come so.
Cut that out. Oh no.
(00:44):
Oh no, it's. In there for the night.
Is now the beginning of the podcast.
All right, but. So for those who are just
joining us, we actually had a somewhat technical difficulty.
We are in kind of episode 9.2 today, which is going to make
more fun. We've experienced that.
We, you know, we're back. So we are back to the Squirrel
(01:05):
Hour episode 9. I am your host Rick Hunter AKA
Spider Pup and we are here with a wonderful, amazing cast today.
We have our special guest and great friend Pop Artemis with us
today. We are missing Sprinkles and
silent Peter, but we have in thebackground also Daniel, which is
(01:29):
our wonderful handle. Daniel and Pop Noah, which are
come over here and visiting us. They're not on the podcast today
and I pup Artemis is sticking his hand up our.
Fisting an owl. Fisting our poor little owl from
Harry Potter. What do you Hey, I think he.
Has the whole. IKEA to put.
Your hand in. From if you want to see this,
(01:49):
please look at the PO, you know,check out the YouTube channel
and watching Artemis aggressively, aggressively fist
our poor little owl. If you're interested in seeing
and seeing that happen. Poor Hedwig.
He's never going to be the same.He's traumatized.
We are a not safe for work, not safe for work podcast.
Clearly. Please, please make sure that
(02:11):
you're not playing this on your on your speakers at work.
It could be, you know, detrimental to your job.
And and on that note, let's let's go around the table and
introduce who we are who's on today's podcast.
I think Sharon has something to say first.
This podcast is recorded and brought to you from the unseated
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and traditional territories of the Coquitlam First Nations, and
we thank you for allowing us to be here.
Thank you. Thanks.
I don't think French, that's themost I got you got.
And with that message, now let'sgo around.
I I forgot we did such a great introduction the first time.
Hey, Jukey. Hey, it's Jukey.
(02:52):
Talking to myself. This is what happens after an
hour of pre drinking before we start the.
Show. This sounds like the start of my
episode pretty much. Hey, it's jukey.
I'm jukey. Fun fact about me, the first
time I took my Rd. test I failed.
Isn't that pretty common now? This was 420 or something years
(03:17):
ago. It it was, it was a couple moons
ago, a couple moons. Yeah, more common now than it
was back then, yeah. Yeah.
Please continue. Workforce.
It's Puff Titan. I have an Otter.
I have an Otter. Fact.
Don't pineapple me. That's OK.
Such a pineapple. What was wrong with your first
Otter fact or did you forget it?I forgot it already.
(03:40):
Otters could hold their breath for 8 minutes.
Oh well. Everyone knows that it's it's a
new arter factor. Common knowledge.
It's a new. It's an arter fact.
Give us another You have a new. Please do.
Yes, they're found on every continent except Australia and
Antarctica. Wow.
Interesting. Complete total opposite.
(04:02):
Antarctica I'm not shocked, but Australia I am.
And I also have a dad joke but I'm going to save it for later.
You sure it's not a bad joke? Thank you, I just read it wrong.
What, what? What that's?
My menu and I'm Sharon Dubois. I had a great sleep last night.
I'm not hungover. I'm not sick, I'm not broken.
(04:22):
It's been a great day. Hey.
Hi. Poncho.
We got T-bone. Again.
No dad jokes. Still love you.
Though but you have a cowboy head on now.
Yeah. Thank you, Rick Hunter.
You're welcome. And we have our our special
guest today. Again for the second time I
(04:43):
guess. You for the second time, there
will only be 1 episode aired on on today's show.
So for that being said, we're going to go around and again re
let us discuss what something positive that has happened the
last two weeks. Get it?
Positive paw. Funny.
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Cute. Very.
Cute, just like you, Spider. Aw, thank you.
Now he is lying. I wouldn't lie to my teeth as a
man of science, I I inquire honesty.
We did discover earlier on the we were discussing the age of
the pups and we discovered that Pop Artemis is the youngest in
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the community and I am officially now the oldest pup in
the community. Really.
Yes. Oh.
Dear. Yes, I am.
Literally, you don't. Look at.
But that's I what? Really.
Yep, apparently even over friskypup frisky.
I am now officially, the, far aswe know, the oldest pup in the
Vancouver pup. Damn buddy.
Yeah, interesting. Oh, it's fast.
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It's. Joined.
US 55. No 55, I'm 54.
Excuse me for like. You look like you're in your
40s. Bark, bark.
You look like you're in your 40s.
Thank you very much. And then dog Gears.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Titan.
Appreciate that. No problem Spider.
Stop sucking up. So good sex is the key, right?
(06:11):
Good it is. OK, I'm I'm sure that would
explain why I'm looking so old. I heard it also like.
Hey, I'm I'm right behind you. I'll wait for after Dark.
Wow like I'm getting nothing. Damn.
It also happens that we are fromNewfoundland and we don't get.
Something you got to get sex in order to have good sex, it's.
(06:31):
True, it's OK, T-bone, we, we don't know what it's like, but
it's OK. I, I do I, I understand my arm's
getting sore, right? And you were saying please work
something positive we were talking about we're at that
point. Yeah, I got paid on Friday.
Woohoo. Yeah.
(06:53):
It's playoff hockey, so I'm happy about that.
You are. You're like your playoffs.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, Canadian teams.
Any particular Canadian team or just all of them?
Wow. Well he wants one team
specifically, but they not in the playoffs this year.
Oh no, I don't. I don't care about that team.
Really. I don't because we're losing.
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So no, no, I actually don't care.
Oh, OK. No, any Canadian team other than
a certain Go Leafs, certain Canadian team that I prefer not
to say because it'll lead to discussion that I really don't
want to have a discussion with. So yeah, that's OK.
Does anybody else have anything positive that has occurred over
the last two weeks since we haveseen each other since it is a
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happy hour podcast which is whatthe show was based around.
So I am no longer working in theyard.
I'm back on the road again as ofFriday, so that's a plus.
And it's weird. The other day this guy assaulted
me with milk. What?
Wait, what? How?
Dare. How dare.
(08:01):
That's. Funny.
Yeah. That was good, yeah.
Got me. Shameless got me in the first
half, not gonna lie. No, that was, that was good.
Wait a minute, I know what you meant by sliding it into a
segment. See.
Yeah, I told you. Nice.
That was that was good. I was so upset I lost my first
dad joke because J Rod knew the punch line of it and I was so
upset. Oh, then.
(08:22):
The two. That was better.
I like that one. That's it.
Stolen how? Dairy.
Yeah, that was good. That was.
Dairy. Yeah.
All right. It's good.
Anybody else? Shameless plug Maple Leaf
Singers May Mother's Day Weekend10th and 11th Yeah.
They rehearsed all day yesterday.
All. Day yesterday it was.
A great day it was. I'm but I'm yeah, I'm excited
(08:44):
for the. Show me too, it's a beautiful
show, I can't wait to see it be so fun.
Super excited. Tickets are available at
www.ticketsnw.ca. The link will be in the show
notes. Awesome to be seen at the Anvil
Center. Anvil Center in new.
West, Minnesota. And wasn't there a shout out to
(09:05):
somebody that you did the meat draw with?
Yes, we were talking about Jane So.
Very old bag. She is, I love her.
So every Saturday we stepped in at the Golden Parrots pub, which
is our local pub, which is amazing, which, you know, our
wonderful jukey is the executivechef who provides all the
(09:26):
amazing, you know, is it is the coordinator and the creator of
the food that's the. One of the biggest creator
gluten free menus in all the Lower Mainland.
Thanks everybody. It's amazing and we get
customers all the time saying how amazing it is.
And it's not just, you know, jukey creating, it's the staff
that's there to the staff, all the servers, the cooks in the
(09:49):
back. It's a great chemistry.
Let's accept that line. Chemistry.
I knew you were going to say that you heard the word
chemistry. Your your puppy ear was spiked
up. God, man.
Chemistry. We'll get to that.
Don't. Worry DY over DX.
Jane, who originally started during the meat draws, we do a
meat draw every Saturday, 3 till5 right up until June, and then
we take a break and resume in Saturday.
(10:11):
So Jane, God bless her heart, resume in September.
September is this September, yousaid, we were saying Saturday.
So she came in and she's just solight hearted like we are.
So she had her knee replacement done and so she came in, She was
sitting with us and a lot of funwent on, but she had to keep her
(10:32):
leg raised up. And when she did that, she
raised her leg up and she went to put a squirt of lime into her
drink. I thought it was lemon.
Wasn't it? Lemon, I could have swore I.
Thought it didn't matter, just get to the point they both have
lemon. Thank you.
It was a citrus fruit with water.
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So she did it and she got some in her eye and then she said she
squirted. So we were laughing and she
looked over. She's like, well, at least I
squirted once today and with herleg up and we're like, oh,
that's all it took was raise your leg and you squirt.
So yeah, she's. She's got a good sense of humor.
She's got a great sense of humor.
She's a lot of fun. She's she's too much.
(11:13):
When she first got there, she was still walking a little stiff
because, like Rick said, she just had knee replacement
surgery in January, so she's in recovery mode, doing her gradual
return to volunteer duties. She was, but she was walking
around, you know, I saw her and it was great to see her.
And we were chit chatting. She was like, yeah, she's like,
(11:33):
I came out and she's like, but Iforgot my cane and I was like,
no, well, that sucks. You know, we'll make sure you're
not up on your feet for very long or anything else.
She's like, it's probably a goodthing because if anybody pissed
me off, I'd probably hit them with it.
And I was like, This is why we don't give old women weapons.
Yeah, she's a. Give them Tasers.
(11:53):
Yeah, right. No, no, no.
Especially Jane I. Think she would enjoy?
That a cane combined. Which is why she definitely
won't get a cattle prod. Could you imagine that?
Oh my. God.
Oh, I've been cow. I've been.
What do you? What do you call that thing?
Cattle Prod. I've been prodded before.
That shit hurts. That's fun, but it hurts, man.
It's meant for cattle. Right are humans.
(12:14):
It's fine. Oh Boo.
Yeah. So with that being said, does
anybody else have anything before we move on to our second
time to interview our guest, J Rod, please?
What's a pirate's favorite fish?Enter dad joke here I want.
To say a goldfish. Seriously, Karma right there is
(12:44):
instant fucking karma. I don't does.
Anybody else at the table even? Or do you even know what Arctic
chart is? I was going to say Arctic cod
Arctic. Cod like Arctic tar better I.
Think goldfish would have been suffice?
Either way, actually, yeah, goldfish might have been better
but didn't have it. Doesn't have an R in it.
Wow. Either way, anyway, thanks for
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reminding me. Now I know how Sharon feels.
I apologize for that. Yeah.
Do you see? Yeah, yeah.
Stolen. Yeah, that's.
What you get? Thank you.
Jerry Gallery If a pirate's favorite units are R and Theta,
then what do they say when they integrate all the time?
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There was a lot of scientific words.
Yeah, there was a lot of. Stuff.
OK, well the answer is RDR Theta, RDR Theta.
Thank you to my OR Calc 3 teacher for that one.
You are looking around a podcastbunch of people that are way.
I understood half of it. OK.
Alcohol was consumed. I might as well be.
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Honest. Does anybody else at this table
besides Artemis attended post Secondary education?
Yes. Not me, just that.
Was like post secondary that's after right?
After high school. University College.
Community College. Pornhub count.
No. OK.
What about Hamburger University?What?
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I dropped out in high school, but grade 12 dropped out.
What hamburger it's. Pretty common hamburger.
University. It's a Business School ran by
McDonald's. Yep.
And it's acceptance rate is? Yeah, their acceptance rate is
really low. Yeah.
McDonald's has one of the best training programs in the world.
Yeah. That's actually true.
It's an actual thing. It's because they always give
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out grade A scores. It's because the teachers always
give grade A meet. There you go.
I'm definitely signing up there.Actually no, I want grade AAA.
Well. You can't taste the difference.
It's crazy. I bet you can.
It's crazy. No 100% What's the top?
What's the top tier? Triple, triple AAA.
(14:55):
No, there's the certified. Angus is actually better than
AAA. This coming from our executive
chef. Because we we always ask for AAA
or better and then give us AngusCertified Angus.
Yeah, so when I go to the gay bar.
The more a is the better. We go to the gay bar, I'll like,
I'm like, can I just only have AAA breed beef?
Yeah. Right.
(15:15):
That that actually reminds me ofa time back in the day when I
first got my truck driving license and was working for
Circa, Circa Food Services before they became Cisco and we
had a delivery to a Chinese restaurant and up in northern
Alberta. And the order they placed, they
placed for like grade A whatever, they must have been
(15:39):
out. So they upped them to AAA's and
the restaurant refused it. That's not what we ordered.
We didn't want that. We want a, we want grade A.
Well, this is and we told, we told them like 6 different
times, this is AAA. This is the best that you can
get of this. No, no, no, we ordered a.
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We're not paying extra. You're not paying extra.
They obviously didn't have the A, so you got the AAA.
Pineapple. In place.
Just fuck it, take it. And no, he absolutely refused.
It wouldn't take the better. The only reason I can think of
that is suddenly they get this better meat and now the
customers are like Oh my God. That's true.
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Why weren't? We getting this before and then
they go back to the grade A Yeah, yeah, yeah, they actually.
Lose. That actually makes sense.
That, that is the reasoning thatwe came up with, which is why
we, we stopped fighting with theguy and we're like, hey, fine,
we'll return it back and you'll get your grade A when we get
grade A in so. One pomp.
I'm expecting that. And at this point, let's
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introduce our special guest for the second time.
First time for our listeners, second time for everyone here at
the table due to, you know, our technical difficulties. 5
minutes earlier than the first show.
Really. Yeah.
Wow, we did. We didn't get to his intros
until like 22 minutes into the recording.
(17:08):
I feel like we were at 17. I feel like we had much more
conversation going on before we.We touch based on mental health
a bit. Yeah, it was in my back, but
it's almost 100%. And we will definitely your
neck, your back. What's the song?
How? Did the song lick my ass and my
crack there? You go.
I mean, the last two are kind ofthe same, no?
(17:30):
No. Please, by all means, introduce
yourself to our special guest, to ourselves, to our cast, and
to the Internet, all of our listeners.
Pop Artemis, please take it away.
Introduce yourself. What's up?
I'm Pop Artemis. As of today, I am the youngest
in the community. Sorry, Spider.
I I guess I had to say that. Spider's the youngest at heart.
(17:52):
I I still agree with that, but also like, I guess I could say
like I'm a chemist up and coming.
I don't know, I studied weed this past semester.
Cool. I know, right?
There's so much to unload with that right?
I'm not even going to get into it.
I. Don't know man, you can ask me
questions we will. And as a fun fact to get into
(18:13):
things I I guess I could say like if you had an anvil made of
pure iron you could make it float in Mercury all.
Right, cool fact, it's. Not as cool as yellow T-bone.
OK, cool. I accept that.
Thank you. No problem.
That is actually a cool fact. It is a cool fact.
(18:34):
The first reaction was more muchmore genuine, but.
The the other thing that was mentioned in the first recording
that wasn't mentioned this time is Artemis and T-bone are
slightly similar. ADHD, very nice.
Hyperactivity disorder. That's the one.
And you both. Are they got in touch with the
(18:54):
squirrels? They.
Got in touch with the squirrels.Squirrel.
He almost spit that squirrel. Squirrel, squirrel, keep on.
What's this? Time and and this oh.
He's lost his voice. Or collect Norris.
What did you like? I am so OK with that.
(19:17):
That is, if you if you've never listened to the podcast, you'll
have to go back to many episodesto understand why and what
Collect Norris is. It's a lot to.
You can't do it in. One episode?
No, it's a lot to folder. It's a like we're we're here to
learn about you and we're here to answer questions, ask, ask
questions, ask towards. All right, what by the way?
(19:38):
Is. What's the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is 42. Right.
Yeah, but it but also like I've heard 64.
I heard 6960. 969's also a really good one but I'll search
for 20. But I also heard it's to like
achieve self fulfillment and like living life how you want to
because we only get one shot at it.
Nice. The meaning of life smells like
(19:59):
purple. I appreciate it.
I appreciate that message. I appreciate it.
That's what Barney's lover said.Does anyone else have any other
questions for pup Artemis? I will ask my question again
that I asked. Thank you.
This is the first time. For the first time.
For the first time again. Work, work work.
(20:20):
How long have you been a pup andwhat enticed you to become a
pup? Well, the second question is
easier and X kind of brought it,showed it to me and I was like,
I want to be like the guy who's going like bark bark woof, fair,
I guess, but also. How How long have you been a
(20:40):
pup? Since like 2019 about give or
take five years in approx. So you're an older pup than most
the pup community, you're just the youngest pup you're.
Just the youngest. Amazon does wonderful things,
especially during COVID, Right? Yeah.
Yeah. So yeah, that was a time that I
was like, oh, I can just, like, try to figure my myself out.
(21:03):
Like, high school's complicated as is, you know, with all the
people claiming that I'm trying to steal their girlfriends even
though I'm like, dude, I am morelikely to hit on you than I am
on her. But they were barking up the
rock tree, pretty much. Sorry I had to.
Had to throw that. Shameless.
(21:24):
That's great. But you being perky.
I don't know. And then, you know, now I'm
here. Yeah.
So you're you're. Roughly about a five year old
pup, yeah. So even older pup than I am.
Well, that's, that's what I justsaid is he's probably one of the
oldest pups in the community, but the youngest pup.
(21:46):
Experienced pup, but the youngest.
Yes. By rule.
Because most of the pups in the community are what, around the
two to three? Year mark, would would you
agree? I'm really shocked about this
talking to our guests that are off camera right now.
We're going to ask a question even though you can't hear them.
Daniel, Papnoa, would you agree that Daniel Handler, Daniel and
(22:08):
Papnoa with that statement that Sharon just made?
Most of the pups in the community, sorry, most of the
pups in the community are aroundthe two to three-year old mark.
Of the current community yeah I would say so yeah, I I feel that
as well like I. I'm an old dog.
I, I think, I think almost less.So I'm thinking like 1 to 3 is
(22:31):
the average what I see that's actually currently involved?
And Artemis has been a pup for five years, so he's like the
oldest pup, but the youngest pup.
Wait, wouldn't it be 6 years right now?
Maybe, but I I know in the community I've I've seen most of
the active, most of the activelyor illegals within one to three.
(22:53):
Sorry, the math is. Math is.
Math is not math. Math is math right now.
But what was that, Daniel? Like yeah, 2020.
Eight, yeah, for 10 years, but the old while so say the average
is one to three. I I thought one to three that's
actively involved right now. That's actively involved now
(23:14):
that are kind of come out like anewer props are one to three.
That's that's what I thought, that's what I feel.
Yeah, like maybe 60%, Yeah, according to like the bell
curve. Yeah, I think that which is
really cool. It's a growing community, which
is amazing. Idea for social survey Next
social just give them piece of paper.
How long have you been a pup? Yeah, could be a need to.
(23:36):
Like check off your ears two days, right?
And then kind of get a rough idea for it.
Rough. Rough.
I know we went through it. Anybody else?
Does anybody else have any otherquestions that it were might
have been previously asked you Pop Artemis?
What's your favorite color? My favorite color is like a nice
(24:00):
royal purple, but if we're talking chemistry, it's any of
the transition metals. They tend to be pretty pretty
pretty. Pretty pretty.
Yeah. And, and what makes it
interesting is how if they're ifif you have, how do I explain
this? If you have a chemical that
attaches to it in two different places, they can orientate
(24:23):
themselves in two different waysand they can give you a
different color. So like blue and pink is a lab.
I've seen orange and like some other colors when I I've also
seen Warner Complex. Totally understood that.
So yeah, that's. Very cool.
Pop Artemis has a skill that is required so he has a spot when
the world goes to hell and we disappear into my wonderful
wilderness in survival mode. Pop Artemis gets to come because
(24:46):
he has, you know, he knows chemistry, so he can, you know,
purify the water. He can purify water and he can
create new gunpowders and that one.
'S actually. Beer and cream, Beer and
distilling. Yeah, distilling and distilling,
yeah. Good pub, all right.
We're we're keeping him, we're keeping Juki because you can
hunt the meat. She could cook I.
Can butcher it and she also knows where to help me to put
(25:09):
precious flour flowers to hide different things, yes.
Is it is it possible for me to like have chicken and and like a
good sterloin steak? Absolutely.
Did you know rare that your average chicken you eat lives up
to 28 days? And that's it.
Yep. Absolutely when they're breeding
them, but yeah. You know that.
(25:30):
Sometimes I think about how manychickens have to die for Wing
Wednesday, but then I get over it.
I think about that every time now.
Every time I think about that, II.
Think that's a long time. Just the entire shift, just one
plate. One plate is 1 LB of wings. 3.
Chickens I've had, I've had the wings and dear God they are so
(25:51):
good. The the honey, garlic and the.
Habanero has changed. Yeah.
No, no, I, yeah, yeah. And they are quite.
A bit spicier. Yeah, I was actually gonna ask.
Like how much spicy are they? I don't like it because it's
(26:11):
it's got some heat to it. If you're ever worried about
spice, bring milk with you, yeah?
Yes. Calculate.
It doesn't help if I'm drinking.Not so much spice, but heat, no.
You're probably pretty good withspice though with your.
Line of work. I don't.
I don't like heat spice. No, I love spice.
She's. Not heat.
I'm not good if. She will spice the fuck out of
other people's food, not hers. What's the different?
The flavor. Spice generally refers to
(26:33):
different flavors like, you know, nutmeg, cumin, different
things like that. Heat is where you know you eat a
hot wing and your mouth is on fire and but I.
Find that when there's more heatin the natural in the in the
natural pepper, there's more flavour potentially.
I I find that I can't taste it because there's.
So much heat. Yeah, and that's what my point
(26:56):
is. You want to enjoy, you enjoy the
flavor of it. So does anybody else have any
questions for our wonderful first time special guest pop
Artemis I? Want my I want to hear my the
answer to my second question which was.
Thank you. If you ever had any disasters in
the lab. I've had one but I've seen quite
a few so I guess I'll start withthe others then.
(27:16):
Mine doesn't. Look so bad.
Actually, no, the other people'slook bad.
I'll, I'll say mine. So mine was salvageable.
So we're making aspirin and thislab has is the second time I've
done this lab and I forgot that vapor pressure was was a thing,
you know, ideal gas law. Shout out to whoever invented
that one because I never really use it except for like some labs
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and I, I capped my 10 mil Ehrlemeyer flask filled with my
product and a bunch of water. And let's just say that I had a
shower that day in the lab of a salt that was a very, very
similar to aspirin. No, it didn't do anything and I
(27:59):
was able to salvage my product. All you're doing is doing like a
yield and testing to see if you got it.
So I did pretty well on that lab.
As for the other ones, I've seensome really questionable things
that have went wrong. So a good example is I've seen
some people who've broken glassware end up trying to pick
(28:23):
it up with their hands. Oh no.
Bad idea. Very.
Very bad idea. And this was filled with
chemicals too. So you have chemicals?
Extremely bad idea, yeah. And I think this was analytical
chemistry. So we're probably dealing with
what we were dealing with metals, but selling stuff like
maybe higher than 30% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
Yeah, so acid burns. That the corrosive, the bottles
(28:46):
that you buy are at the grocery store.
What is, what's the percentage on that?
That's. Much lower, Yeah, much lower.
OK, Yeah, like we were put. Yeah, like not not that strong.
So if you pour the so you pour the stuff that you were working
on on a cut. Oh, that.
No, it's. Corrosive.
No, no, no, no thanks. No.
No, OK, OK, Big no, no, that would just start.
Burning through your. Skin OK, good to know.
(29:08):
Thank God they're actually smartabout when they.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, you're actually not
supposed to put hydrogen peroxide on coping the wounds.
No, it's only it does more damage than good.
Yeah. Because hydrogen peroxide is a
radical mechanism and it only interacts other radicals.
To destroy itself. The bubbles are cool, though.
They're. Very cool.
(29:29):
Carbon dioxide and. You feel like a badass doing it.
That is true. Like Rambo?
Another example is in my inorganic chemistry class when
my friends cuz how you store beakers is you put one inside of
the other. He took out a beaker and they
were stuck to each other I thinkby like a base that dried up.
Yeah, the one inside moved and broke the outside one or
(29:49):
something along those lines. But in other words, one broke
inside the other and he couldn'tseparate them, so he had to
throw out two beakers that. Day.
Oh, Ouch. What else?
How expensive are those? Beakers aren't that expensive.
It's less than 15 I think. OK.
So as in glass. Like they're not they're not
thick if I remember from my hostschool days.
(30:09):
This. Thick.
Maybe not that thick. Water glasses are thicker than
but it. Is dollars or like $15 OK?
OK, A. CAD and then like for example a
buret which is just like a a huge tube and like a valve
that's about 200. Oh, OK.
So an earlier flask is like $10 so.
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We're cooking meth, bitch. Sorry.
I got a question, have you ever seen Breaking Bad?
I'm watching it. OK, you're is.
That the saying is that what it says?
Interestingly enough during my research at my college we were
talking about it and the the like guy who knew how to work
the machines. We were talking about Breaking
Bad. He's like fun fact, Breaking Bad
(30:54):
is 1 reagent away from actually teaching people how to cook.
Yes, on my. Illicit substances.
So if I really wanted to, I could look at what he has and
make it, although I don't think that's a wise idea.
OK, that kind of answers my second question.
Like how? How accurate do you think
Breaking Bad is like? In terms of safety, in terms of
(31:19):
equipment. By the way, we do not endorse.
Yeah, we don't endorse. Don't.
Make anything. Don't make anything.
They're hypotheticals. Hypotheticals at all?
Yeah, please don't take away my my degree.
Yeah. So how accurate do you think
Breaking Bad would have been? Like.
How accurate do you think breaking Breaking Bad?
Is. Well, it depends.
(31:42):
I mean, if you want something tobe more pure, you'd have to do
tests on it, which I don't thinkthey do.
Just to make a quick buck I guess.
It's just to make a quick buck, but they claim that it's the
purest on the market, which I mean sure.
Crystallization is a purification method, although
they get a bunch of stuff and they just like, Chuck it out and
let it dry, yeah. Throw it in.
The but a better way to do it because you're assuming
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everything in that solution is pure like what you want as a
pure thing. The second you introduce water,
no. Longer comes pure as longer as
pure. You could dehydrate it, which
would be like the idea that theydid, but I feel like something
like an ice bath would have beena better process if it was in
its liquid form, which it probably was.
(32:27):
I cannot wait until the AI system listens to this podcast.
And it's gonna take certain. This episode is banned before
it's aired. I am waiting for some weird ass
shit going down. Side note, it was a good series.
I watched it all the way throughand I watched the the El Camino
(32:49):
movie. A fun fantastic movie.
It was a great. Series A great.
Series great movie. I was a little surprised that
like so far what from my what I've watched, I don't think they
do any other testing which is very easy with the amount that
they have. I will say that.
I think it may be because of maybe because of, you know,
being on the show and maybe being on air and showing people.
(33:12):
Is somebody cooking something? Yeah.
Sounds like. Somebody think it's it's an
extra new? Right, they got a new BBQ, yes.
What season are you on right? Now thank you.
Still on season OK all. Right, I've been watching other
stuff. I've been watching like porn.
Thank you, Tebow. Thanks, Tebow.
(33:32):
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Hashtag shout out to Aloha. Not wrong.
You know, but I've been watchinglike Squid games.
Yeah, I've been watching that too.
Yeah, recently I got the new Hunger Games book.
All that, yeah. It's it's pretty good.
It's very different to the songbirds and Stakes 1.
(33:53):
Which I haven't read yet. Girl got to get on that.
Sorry. Got so many other.
Things. Just wanted to throw that girl
in there too but like no, that one was good.
It took me a while to read though, and I want to personally
shout out Hanger Daniel and givea big thanks for him giving me a
new Hunger Games like the first novel because my paperback is or
(34:18):
was destroyed and now I have a hard copy and I want to give a
heartfelt thank you Tom. And you like them hard, so it
works. You're not wrong, because
they're harder to destroy. Oh my God.
So Oh my God. Spaz just jumped.
What the hell? So Spaz just jumped.
Our cat jumped up on T-bone's lap for the first time ever in
(34:40):
all the years he's been here. Spaz doesn't.
Even jump up on my lap and I'm more often oh.
He's what? Spaz is being wow.
Transporting and he's on camera.I have never seen him jumped
upon a lap like that. He put his one paw on me.
Wow, Spaz just got right on. The he.
Just got right into the podcast.Spaz wants attention.
(35:03):
He. Wants.
Oh, he wants attention. He's yelling at me just like but
I've never seen him. No.
That was the first he's ever gotten in your lap.
That's right, there better be a love symbol in there.
Look, I get squats. I don't get love.
Yeah, I've never seen that before.
There's a joke. He's he's a, he's a male cat
(35:24):
raised by gay dads. Of course he's going to be
friendlier to the guys. Oh yeah?
Well. Not the not the one who has
three cats and smells like threeother cats, of course.
Yeah, no, you're just, you're just enemy, but tolerable.
You're an ally. I.
Am excited to be down. I'm excited to go down and host
and and and possibly run the next being being honored to run
(35:46):
the next pop social nice becauseI've suffered like I said it
before. I didn't say in this episode but
the last was I've suffered a outof depression since Easter and
it's one of the major ones is because I've been away from the
community for so long. And This is why I'm taking
psychology next semester. Yeah, and and we discussed it
(36:07):
and the book that Artemis. He's going to be a
psychochemist. Yeah, and we have but.
I mean, I'll help people, I promise.
The book that he is going to share with me after your
schooling is done is so there's a section all about psychology
(36:27):
and it will help me possibly learn about a lot of the
disorders and, and help me learn, which would be great as I
want to try and be a great. We've been a more of a better
volunteer and help within the community and anyone else within
the BC Crisis Center. So I'm excited to be that.
And that's really, kind of really cool.
Pussies. Scare me What?
(36:48):
Who scares you? He.
Says pussies scare. Him aren't.
You bisexual? Yeah.
They still scare. Him.
They still scare me. They they look like but see,
we've seen the pictures. They look like the predator.
They look at the predator with the claws.
They. Look like the They look like the
aliens. Stranger Things, The Plant.
Demagorgon. Yeah, Demagorgon.
Yeah, they're they're terrifying.
(37:09):
They have teeth. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am bi. Yeah, how do you know you're bi
if you haven't fucked a bicycle?The fucking what?
Like what? Oh my God, there, there.
There are so many. There are so.
Many in my head bicycle. There are so many, There are so
many words in that sentence I didn't even hear.
Good. Last I heard was bicycle.
(37:32):
All right, I have something to say everybody.
Yay, can I join on this bandwagon?
Yes, you can of. Course please do.
Thank you to Handler Daniel once.
More It is a happy hour podcast.Well done there.
It is shout out to Clawson who we love, who was on our podcast.
(37:53):
That bitch, I scared her yesterday.
We we ran, so we ran the podcastthrough an AI software.
Artificial intelligence. Thank you.
And we discovered that as a record, even though we were
laughing because the amount of UMS and AWS that are mentioned
(38:15):
in a podcast are a lot. The average for most of us are
usually about 200 to 300. No way.
Really. In an hour.
Are you serious? In one hour the amount of UMS or
AWS are anywhere from 200 to 300that we all say yeah I.
Don't believe it? And then if you divide that
number by 6, it's it's like. 30 Interesting.
(38:40):
It's a lot. The episode that Clausen was on.
Oh God, 625. And I wasn't.
Doubled it. I wasn't there for half of it.
That's so crazy cuz. That's really cool that it
follows that. It does.
So what we do when we run the AI, so any of our listeners that
go through it, we run it throughan AI software and it actually
(39:00):
removes them all. They talk about that though.
There's confidence in in your gaps between your words, yes.
When you're talking and I don't think you should be removing the
UMS and AUS because it's just itkind of leaves a little gap
between the words. No, it actually it's, it's a lot
better for our listeners. It sounds more fluent.
Again, we sound like Justin. Well, that would be like taking
(39:21):
out the word like from somebody who says like all the time.
No, like the entire. Episode it's like me taking the
word like, like from small like,you know?
That kid like. Like no, it's like 300 episode
we our episode was 600 and UMS and Oz we sound like the episode
of Justin fucking Trudeau. No, I.
Mean this is something. That they taught me that's cool.
(39:44):
They they taught me to not say UMS and Oz.
Exactly. No politics.
We should all take a public speaking.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to I I cannot refer to UMS and Oz.
I'm not referring to that man. I'm.
Going to work. On I try to all the time.
What? If we were, what if we were to
refer to moist? Oh, that's fine.
Yay. Someone said it I.
(40:05):
Love it our. Our next door neighbor I.
Feel like you've been listening to the podcast?
Missus Wilson, But we speak moistly.
You've never listened to the podcast?
No. I have, yeah, that's OK.
I have, but just like good. Yeah, yeah.
This reference that was a. Reference for missus.
Wilson Speaking of listening to the podcast, where are we?
42 minutes in? I think it's time for the.
(40:26):
Secret word of the day. Are you ready?
Cheeks. Right, so this nice done easy.
So this is where I do a shout out to my family, to my stinky
pups and what we do, pick my little international pack, which
is Chase, Tegel and Billy, and we do a secret word to see if
(40:46):
we're listening. Ellos.
Now we have ellos, that's included.
I can't believe you forgot that that's.
Exciting, I know, Ellis. Is included ellos well?
I remember he's not been officially, Ellos has not been
officially inducted into it, buthe is now a long term in living
with Teagle. So Ellos is kind of
unofficially, but he's never been officially.
(41:06):
So he does this, do it. And in a couple of weeks, both
Teagle and Ellos are both going to be guests on the show
internationally from the Netherlands.
I can't wait for. That Jess, For the record, I did
not forget about you ellos. Wow, I'm waiting for the.
Biter did. I didn't.
Forget I was just trying to throwing up to it.
Spider was testing your memory. Yeah, I think I might be the
(41:29):
youngest pup. In terms of.
The youngest pup in the community.
In the community. In the community.
How old are you? Human age or pup age?
Pup Pup age. Pup age.
OK, so now wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before we continue, when we refer to the youngest pup, are
we referring to the biological age?
(41:49):
Human age. Human age.
Human age. We normally refer to the human
age. Daniel says pup age.
We're sort of the puppy. Age like when you first don't
like. But then but I'm the but I'm not
the I'm all I've only been a pupfor two years.
We were I've. Decided that Artemis is actually
the oldest. How long has he been a pup was
the. Question.
Yeah. So how long have you been you've
been a pup for? Six months.
(42:11):
Yeah, at least. Yeah, at least 6.
Months exactly, but your biological age is something
different. That much older of 19. 2122 yes.
23, yes. I keep guessing how.
The fuck old are you, bitch? Yes.
I prefer not to say. 20. Eight OK 24.
Does your birth year start with A1?
(42:32):
Yes. OK, so you're old enough.
So that narrows it down, right? That narrows it down to quite a
lot. Actually I think this should be
an age on the asshole and Dick or something like that.
Wait. What a lack of a lack of sex in
your life. You're OK, that's.
Age is young all. Right.
That's that's a side issue. That's that's.
A you that's a conversation, that's an issue that's an issue
(42:55):
that's an issue that's. Us.
That's a conversation for my show.
I'm gonna start it right off thebat.
Yeah, that's gonna be an after hours.
Right off the hop it's like, welcome to this show.
How old's your asshole? Old enough, see.
Old enough? See.
That's what's gonna happen, right?
OK, wait, so we know what your episode's gonna be all about,
South assholes. I had to bring up something that
(43:18):
was mentioned earlier because wehad we were in a little bit of a
panic earlier about the smell ofsmoke.
We thought something was burning.
Thank you to the handler, Danielfor letting us know that our
neighbors with their new BBQ were barbecuing.
So we were all sitting out on the patio prior to the podcast.
You know, just socializing being.
(43:39):
I came inside the house to use the washroom and as I walked
back outside, as soon as I opened the door and stepped out,
my neighbor and his two sons were talking and I walked out
to. I heard that.
Bruh. Oh, not not Trojan.
(44:01):
What's the other one? Durex.
Direct. Yeah, I walked out and all I
heard coming from my neighbor was Durek Condom Corporation.
And I looked over and I was like, I totally came out into
the wrong conversation and what the hell are you guys?
Talking about this isn't the first time you came out right?
No, so dad starts laughing and he's like, no, he's like the BBQ
(44:24):
we got looks like a pecker. So we need a cover for it.
So I said we're going to get a freaking condom for it from the
Durek's Condom Corporation. I was like.
All righty, we live in such an amazing complex.
We are so blessed, like we. I mean, the complex is all
right. It's our neighbors, our
immediate area, our corner of the backfield.
(44:47):
Yeah, we have nothing but naturebehind us.
We have wonderful neighbors. The entire there are 5 units.
We have all the wonderful complex neighbors.
We all get along, but that's hilarious.
And they and they accept us. I think the only thing I have to
say to that is. A slurp, slurp, slurp.
Insert slurping sounds here. No, I know the right her slurp.
(45:09):
All I wanna hear is no Futurama slurp, Right.
It's all I can hear is slurp theFuturama slurp.
Oh my God, I love that. Apparently pup Noah gets it.
Yeah, totally. Yeah, wasn't that made by a
slug's ass? Yeah, it's a slug's asshole.
A slurp. Yeah, slur.
(45:30):
Have you not seen the Futurama? Episode.
Slurm. Slurm.
Slurm. That's what it was.
Slurm. Slur.
It was a drink, right? All right.
Soda, seeing how we're talking about slugs, asses and weird
situations. Did anybody see Moana Two?
Yes. 9 Kokomora, the Coconuts. Oh my God.
(45:52):
Where? It's where.
They're. Terrifying where they get the
stun slime from, Yes. Oh, by the way, I did forget
something that was very important that I wanted to make
mention. And I can't believe it took me
this long to figure it out and to realize it.
But our hearts and souls go out to all of the lives that were
lost for the the Filipino community, the Filipino
(46:14):
community that happened last night.
And I wanted to mention. That the last night, Friday
night. No, it was last night, Saturday
night. I thought I saw.
No report. Last night we went to bed.
We woke up in the morning and itwas a Filipino.
It was the I don't. Know how to.
Pronounce it lopa lopa lopa community It was a.
Lapao. Lapao, yeah, I think.
(46:35):
Lapao yeah, I think of PU is. Pronounced for pronouncing it
wrong. It was a big event and Filipino
someone went through it and as of today, there were 11 people
killed, more injured. So up to date right now 11.
So our hearts and there. Could be some more frosty.
'S injuries so our hearts go outto it.
I reached out this morning because we have one of our
(46:55):
really good friends, we all. Know.
Somebody, absolutely. I work with a whole Filipino
crew. Yeah.
And the first thing I did woke up in the morning, I messaged
our friend and said, hey, are you guys OK?
Do you know anybody? I mean, obviously we hope that
all of our friends and your family, thank God that all the
people that we work with, all the people that are there,
they're OK. All the crew and all of their
families directly, they are all OK.
(47:16):
But obviously someone had lost their life.
And it's an absolute terrible sense of violence that has no
record of it. And I see J Rod.
After this show, can you clarifyon what happened?
Cuz I'm I don't follow, I don't follow on the news so.
Cuz I they're SUV. OK, I.
Drove. Through pedestrians at the
(47:36):
festival and killed today was. That 11 people as of right now,
11 was that. In Vancouver.
In Vancouver, yeah. No, it was okay.
Filipino Festival and I'm sorry,with everything going on, I just
realized that I wanted to make sure that we know that we
understand that it's a terrible tragedy and I wanted to.
(47:56):
Say yeah, on a lighter note, people attending the festival
were able to detain and hold down the driver of the SUV and
tell the Vancouver PDVPD showed up to arrest him.
So the driver of the SUV is in custody and being held until
further notice. So he'll be.
(48:17):
So he'll be out in three months.Well I mean if he get post bond.
We won't just bring politics into it, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not bring.
I just want to. Say but he he has been arrested
and charges are currently he's he's being held until charges
can be laid. Yes.
I just want to say that's the end of that one, the families
that have been affected. Yeah, Thank you, Tragedy.
(48:38):
The whole point families, but the entire Filipino community as
well, yeah. So with that being said,
continuing on, I just want to make sure we mentioned it.
It was important for us to to mention it because we do a lot
of it. But anyway, sorry to interrupt.
Yeah, please continue. I don't.
Remember what we were talking about?
I think Travel Best Bets has good deals on trips to
Philippines right now. I got a side note a beautiful.
(48:59):
Country A side note from our good friend J Rod.
Has any? Has anybody voted tomorrow?
Tomorrow, tomorrow I pre voted advance voting absolutely a
fucking advance. It's loaded.
Boom, done. T of course a advance I.
Usually go in person. Well, so do I.
Just do advance, go tomorrow. So you're going tomorrow, going
tomorrow. I went to do advance voting but
(49:22):
it was a busy weekend and I I met I wasn't able to make the
polls unfortunately. I want to go for a walk, so I'm
gonna walk tomorrow. Excellent.
Since my walking buddy's away for the next.
Few weeks I voted, I went to my my constituent, I went to my
area. There was no one there.
I walked in. There was like right 30 people
in every other section. But but, but for our little
area, I walked in, voted and foryour designated yeah booth I
(49:45):
walked in yeah 'cause I was one person I wanted.
Well, like on on Good Friday, I heard the lineups were like an
hour long. Yeah, but every time I go and
vote on. Three, they were on the news
talking about how some locationsthere was a three hour lineup.
Wow. But I I always go on the day and
I find it's a very quick processin and out.
(50:08):
Yeah, and I take the day off. I do.
I do pre voting for me if I can.I worked the polls in October.
Nice. So I was a ballot.
Actually it does not count. Sorry, just thought I'd throw
that in there. Just get out there and vote.
All right, well, I'm going to since it's my show, I'm going to
make sure that before we finish it to make sure it's ready for
YouTube processing. If you are experiencing any kind
(50:29):
of mental health, you are havingsome issues.
It's always important mental health.
It's OK not to be OK. I am happily and very proud to
be a youth educator for the BC Crisis Center going on two years
and. Who is also assist certified.
Yes, thank you. I'm globally assist certified,
so I can talk somebody down if they're in a suicide level
attempt and that was sponsored by my company.
(50:52):
So I'm very proud of my company recognizes mental health and the
importance of it. I didn't know what was going on
with that background sound and anyway that being weird.
If you are experiencing mental health, please be realized if
it's OK. There was a national number
right now, 988 and there's always someone to help.
(51:14):
I've told the story before. Sorry, what was that number
988988 text or call? Text or call.
Thank you. And it's not just that, there's
also any other. There's a numerous amount of
numbers in your area. It's not just that number.
There's a lot of numbers everywhere around the.
(51:34):
World, please reach out for helpif you need it.
Yeah, there's a lot. Like there's dozens of numbers
everywhere. That's just a big number that
you can reach out to, and it's easy to remember, but there's a
lot. So if you need help, reach out.
There's always someone there to listen to your voice.
The hardest part is asking for it.
Yep, yes, this is true. And with that note, does anybody
else have any shout outs that you want to do before we take a
(51:56):
break before we're back to my wonderful husband's episode and
the squirrels after dark? Shout out to myself for raising
my GPA by 0.1 this semester withall hard academics.
Mad props. That sounded good.
My grade point. My grade point average went up.
Very nice, very nice, very nice.Very nice, good, good job.
(52:17):
Very nice, Good Wife. Love peas and chicken grease.
I'm out. Love peas and chicken grease.
Rare on this bitch.
Nah, Nah. See.
The other time I told the chemistry joke, I got no
reaction. I did the same.
I did that same joke and it was I got nothing.
That's good. I like.
It it's better when it comes from a chemist.
We're recording. It's better when it's better
when a chemist comes. And by the way, we're on, we're
(00:22):
recording right now. You might wanna say your I'm.
I'm not safe for work, yeah. So we're gonna, we're gonna
start with that. So important safety notes from
pup Artemis, who's our guest on the show today.
What did you just say? Something about chemistry?
Something about chemistry and come so.
Cut that out. Oh no.
(00:44):
Oh no, it's. In there for the night.
Is now the beginning of the podcast.
All right, but. So for those who are just
joining us, we actually had a somewhat technical difficulty.
We are in kind of episode 9.2 today, which is going to make
more fun. We've experienced that.
We, you know, we're back. So we are back to the Squirrel
(01:05):
Hour episode 9. I am your host Rick Hunter AKA
Spider Pup and we are here with a wonderful, amazing cast today.
We have our special guest and great friend Pop Artemis with us
today. We are missing Sprinkles and
silent Peter, but we have in thebackground also Daniel, which is
(01:29):
our wonderful handle. Daniel and Pop Noah, which are
come over here and visiting us. They're not on the podcast today
and I pup Artemis is sticking his hand up our.
Fisting an owl. Fisting our poor little owl from
Harry Potter. What do you Hey, I think he.
Has the whole. IKEA to put.
Your hand in. From if you want to see this,
(01:49):
please look at the PO, you know,check out the YouTube channel
and watching Artemis aggressively, aggressively fist
our poor little owl. If you're interested in seeing
and seeing that happen. Poor Hedwig.
He's never going to be the same.He's traumatized.
We are a not safe for work, not safe for work podcast.
Clearly. Please, please make sure that
(02:11):
you're not playing this on your on your speakers at work.
It could be, you know, detrimental to your job.
And and on that note, let's let's go around the table and
introduce who we are who's on today's podcast.
I think Sharon has something to say first.
This podcast is recorded and brought to you from the unseated
(02:31):
and traditional territories of the Coquitlam First Nations, and
we thank you for allowing us to be here.
Thank you. Thanks.
I don't think French, that's themost I got you got.
And with that message, now let'sgo around.
I I forgot we did such a great introduction the first time.
Hey, Jukey. Hey, it's Jukey.
(02:52):
Talking to myself. This is what happens after an
hour of pre drinking before we start the.
Show. This sounds like the start of my
episode pretty much. Hey, it's jukey.
I'm jukey. Fun fact about me, the first
time I took my Rd. test I failed.
Isn't that pretty common now? This was 420 or something years
(03:17):
ago. It it was, it was a couple moons
ago, a couple moons. Yeah, more common now than it
was back then, yeah. Yeah.
Please continue. Workforce.
It's Puff Titan. I have an Otter.
I have an Otter. Fact.
Don't pineapple me. That's OK.
Such a pineapple. What was wrong with your first
Otter fact or did you forget it?I forgot it already.
(03:40):
Otters could hold their breath for 8 minutes.
Oh well. Everyone knows that it's it's a
new arter factor. Common knowledge.
It's a new. It's an arter fact.
Give us another You have a new. Please do.
Yes, they're found on every continent except Australia and
Antarctica. Wow.
Interesting. Complete total opposite.
(04:02):
Antarctica I'm not shocked, but Australia I am.
And I also have a dad joke but I'm going to save it for later.
You sure it's not a bad joke? Thank you, I just read it wrong.
What, what? What that's?
My menu and I'm Sharon Dubois. I had a great sleep last night.
I'm not hungover. I'm not sick, I'm not broken.
(04:22):
It's been a great day. Hey.
Hi. Poncho.
We got T-bone. Again.
No dad jokes. Still love you.
Though but you have a cowboy head on now.
Yeah. Thank you, Rick Hunter.
You're welcome. And we have our our special
guest today. Again for the second time I
(04:43):
guess. You for the second time, there
will only be 1 episode aired on on today's show.
So for that being said, we're going to go around and again re
let us discuss what something positive that has happened the
last two weeks. Get it?
Positive paw. Funny.
(05:05):
Cute. Very.
Cute, just like you, Spider. Aw, thank you.
Now he is lying. I wouldn't lie to my teeth as a
man of science, I I inquire honesty.
We did discover earlier on the we were discussing the age of
the pups and we discovered that Pop Artemis is the youngest in
(05:27):
the community and I am officially now the oldest pup in
the community. Really.
Yes. Oh.
Dear. Yes, I am.
Literally, you don't. Look at.
But that's I what? Really.
Yep, apparently even over friskypup frisky.
I am now officially, the, far aswe know, the oldest pup in the
Vancouver pup. Damn buddy.
Yeah, interesting. Oh, it's fast.
(05:48):
It's. Joined.
US 55. No 55, I'm 54.
Excuse me for like. You look like you're in your
40s. Bark, bark.
You look like you're in your 40s.
Thank you very much. And then dog Gears.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Titan.
Appreciate that. No problem Spider.
Stop sucking up. So good sex is the key, right?
(06:11):
Good it is. OK, I'm I'm sure that would
explain why I'm looking so old. I heard it also like.
Hey, I'm I'm right behind you. I'll wait for after Dark.
Wow like I'm getting nothing. Damn.
It also happens that we are fromNewfoundland and we don't get.
Something you got to get sex in order to have good sex, it's.
(06:31):
True, it's OK, T-bone, we, we don't know what it's like, but
it's OK. I, I do I, I understand my arm's
getting sore, right? And you were saying please work
something positive we were talking about we're at that
point. Yeah, I got paid on Friday.
Woohoo. Yeah.
(06:53):
It's playoff hockey, so I'm happy about that.
You are. You're like your playoffs.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, Canadian teams.
Any particular Canadian team or just all of them?
Wow. Well he wants one team
specifically, but they not in the playoffs this year.
Oh no, I don't. I don't care about that team.
Really. I don't because we're losing.
(07:13):
So no, no, I actually don't care.
Oh, OK. No, any Canadian team other than
a certain Go Leafs, certain Canadian team that I prefer not
to say because it'll lead to discussion that I really don't
want to have a discussion with. So yeah, that's OK.
Does anybody else have anything positive that has occurred over
the last two weeks since we haveseen each other since it is a
(07:35):
happy hour podcast which is whatthe show was based around.
So I am no longer working in theyard.
I'm back on the road again as ofFriday, so that's a plus.
And it's weird. The other day this guy assaulted
me with milk. What?
Wait, what? How?
Dare. How dare.
(08:01):
That's. Funny.
Yeah. That was good, yeah.
Got me. Shameless got me in the first
half, not gonna lie. No, that was, that was good.
Wait a minute, I know what you meant by sliding it into a
segment. See.
Yeah, I told you. Nice.
That was that was good. I was so upset I lost my first
dad joke because J Rod knew the punch line of it and I was so
upset. Oh, then.
(08:22):
The two. That was better.
I like that one. That's it.
Stolen how? Dairy.
Yeah, that was good. That was.
Dairy. Yeah.
All right. It's good.
Anybody else? Shameless plug Maple Leaf
Singers May Mother's Day Weekend10th and 11th Yeah.
They rehearsed all day yesterday.
All. Day yesterday it was.
A great day it was. I'm but I'm yeah, I'm excited
(08:44):
for the. Show me too, it's a beautiful
show, I can't wait to see it be so fun.
Super excited. Tickets are available at
www.ticketsnw.ca. The link will be in the show
notes. Awesome to be seen at the Anvil
Center. Anvil Center in new.
West, Minnesota. And wasn't there a shout out to
(09:05):
somebody that you did the meat draw with?
Yes, we were talking about Jane So.
Very old bag. She is, I love her.
So every Saturday we stepped in at the Golden Parrots pub, which
is our local pub, which is amazing, which, you know, our
wonderful jukey is the executivechef who provides all the
(09:26):
amazing, you know, is it is the coordinator and the creator of
the food that's the. One of the biggest creator
gluten free menus in all the Lower Mainland.
Thanks everybody. It's amazing and we get
customers all the time saying how amazing it is.
And it's not just, you know, jukey creating, it's the staff
that's there to the staff, all the servers, the cooks in the
(09:49):
back. It's a great chemistry.
Let's accept that line. Chemistry.
I knew you were going to say that you heard the word
chemistry. Your your puppy ear was spiked
up. God, man.
Chemistry. We'll get to that.
Don't. Worry DY over DX.
Jane, who originally started during the meat draws, we do a
meat draw every Saturday, 3 till5 right up until June, and then
we take a break and resume in Saturday.
(10:11):
So Jane, God bless her heart, resume in September.
September is this September, yousaid, we were saying Saturday.
So she came in and she's just solight hearted like we are.
So she had her knee replacement done and so she came in, She was
sitting with us and a lot of funwent on, but she had to keep her
(10:32):
leg raised up. And when she did that, she
raised her leg up and she went to put a squirt of lime into her
drink. I thought it was lemon.
Wasn't it? Lemon, I could have swore I.
Thought it didn't matter, just get to the point they both have
lemon. Thank you.
It was a citrus fruit with water.
(10:52):
So she did it and she got some in her eye and then she said she
squirted. So we were laughing and she
looked over. She's like, well, at least I
squirted once today and with herleg up and we're like, oh,
that's all it took was raise your leg and you squirt.
So yeah, she's. She's got a good sense of humor.
She's got a great sense of humor.
She's a lot of fun. She's she's too much.
(11:13):
When she first got there, she was still walking a little stiff
because, like Rick said, she just had knee replacement
surgery in January, so she's in recovery mode, doing her gradual
return to volunteer duties. She was, but she was walking
around, you know, I saw her and it was great to see her.
And we were chit chatting. She was like, yeah, she's like,
(11:33):
I came out and she's like, but Iforgot my cane and I was like,
no, well, that sucks. You know, we'll make sure you're
not up on your feet for very long or anything else.
She's like, it's probably a goodthing because if anybody pissed
me off, I'd probably hit them with it.
And I was like, This is why we don't give old women weapons.
Yeah, she's a. Give them Tasers.
(11:53):
Yeah, right. No, no, no.
Especially Jane I. Think she would enjoy?
That a cane combined. Which is why she definitely
won't get a cattle prod. Could you imagine that?
Oh my. God.
Oh, I've been cow. I've been.
What do you? What do you call that thing?
Cattle Prod. I've been prodded before.
That shit hurts. That's fun, but it hurts, man.
It's meant for cattle. Right are humans.
(12:14):
It's fine. Oh Boo.
Yeah. So with that being said, does
anybody else have anything before we move on to our second
time to interview our guest, J Rod, please?
What's a pirate's favorite fish?Enter dad joke here I want.
To say a goldfish. Seriously, Karma right there is
(12:44):
instant fucking karma. I don't does.
Anybody else at the table even? Or do you even know what Arctic
chart is? I was going to say Arctic cod
Arctic. Cod like Arctic tar better I.
Think goldfish would have been suffice?
Either way, actually, yeah, goldfish might have been better
but didn't have it. Doesn't have an R in it.
Wow. Either way, anyway, thanks for
(13:05):
reminding me. Now I know how Sharon feels.
I apologize for that. Yeah.
Do you see? Yeah, yeah.
Stolen. Yeah, that's.
What you get? Thank you.
Jerry Gallery If a pirate's favorite units are R and Theta,
then what do they say when they integrate all the time?
(13:26):
There was a lot of scientific words.
Yeah, there was a lot of. Stuff.
OK, well the answer is RDR Theta, RDR Theta.
Thank you to my OR Calc 3 teacher for that one.
You are looking around a podcastbunch of people that are way.
I understood half of it. OK.
Alcohol was consumed. I might as well be.
(13:48):
Honest. Does anybody else at this table
besides Artemis attended post Secondary education?
Yes. Not me, just that.
Was like post secondary that's after right?
After high school. University College.
Community College. Pornhub count.
No. OK.
What about Hamburger University?What?
(14:10):
I dropped out in high school, but grade 12 dropped out.
What hamburger it's. Pretty common hamburger.
University. It's a Business School ran by
McDonald's. Yep.
And it's acceptance rate is? Yeah, their acceptance rate is
really low. Yeah.
McDonald's has one of the best training programs in the world.
Yeah. That's actually true.
It's an actual thing. It's because they always give
(14:32):
out grade A scores. It's because the teachers always
give grade A meet. There you go.
I'm definitely signing up there.Actually no, I want grade AAA.
Well. You can't taste the difference.
It's crazy. I bet you can.
It's crazy. No 100% What's the top?
What's the top tier? Triple, triple AAA.
(14:55):
No, there's the certified. Angus is actually better than
AAA. This coming from our executive
chef. Because we we always ask for AAA
or better and then give us AngusCertified Angus.
Yeah, so when I go to the gay bar.
The more a is the better. We go to the gay bar, I'll like,
I'm like, can I just only have AAA breed beef?
Yeah. Right.
(15:15):
That that actually reminds me ofa time back in the day when I
first got my truck driving license and was working for
Circa, Circa Food Services before they became Cisco and we
had a delivery to a Chinese restaurant and up in northern
Alberta. And the order they placed, they
placed for like grade A whatever, they must have been
(15:39):
out. So they upped them to AAA's and
the restaurant refused it. That's not what we ordered.
We didn't want that. We want a, we want grade A.
Well, this is and we told, we told them like 6 different
times, this is AAA. This is the best that you can
get of this. No, no, no, we ordered a.
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We're not paying extra. You're not paying extra.
They obviously didn't have the A, so you got the AAA.
Pineapple. In place.
Just fuck it, take it. And no, he absolutely refused.
It wouldn't take the better. The only reason I can think of
that is suddenly they get this better meat and now the
customers are like Oh my God. That's true.
(16:23):
Why weren't? We getting this before and then
they go back to the grade A Yeah, yeah, yeah, they actually.
Lose. That actually makes sense.
That, that is the reasoning thatwe came up with, which is why
we, we stopped fighting with theguy and we're like, hey, fine,
we'll return it back and you'll get your grade A when we get
grade A in so. One pomp.
I'm expecting that. And at this point, let's
(16:47):
introduce our special guest for the second time.
First time for our listeners, second time for everyone here at
the table due to, you know, our technical difficulties. 5
minutes earlier than the first show.
Really. Yeah.
Wow, we did. We didn't get to his intros
until like 22 minutes into the recording.
(17:08):
I feel like we were at 17. I feel like we had much more
conversation going on before we.We touch based on mental health
a bit. Yeah, it was in my back, but
it's almost 100%. And we will definitely your
neck, your back. What's the song?
How? Did the song lick my ass and my
crack there? You go.
I mean, the last two are kind ofthe same, no?
(17:30):
No. Please, by all means, introduce
yourself to our special guest, to ourselves, to our cast, and
to the Internet, all of our listeners.
Pop Artemis, please take it away.
Introduce yourself. What's up?
I'm Pop Artemis. As of today, I am the youngest
in the community. Sorry, Spider.
I I guess I had to say that. Spider's the youngest at heart.
(17:52):
I I still agree with that, but also like, I guess I could say
like I'm a chemist up and coming.
I don't know, I studied weed this past semester.
Cool. I know, right?
There's so much to unload with that right?
I'm not even going to get into it.
I. Don't know man, you can ask me
questions we will. And as a fun fact to get into
(18:13):
things I I guess I could say like if you had an anvil made of
pure iron you could make it float in Mercury all.
Right, cool fact, it's. Not as cool as yellow T-bone.
OK, cool. I accept that.
Thank you. No problem.
That is actually a cool fact. It is a cool fact.
(18:34):
The first reaction was more muchmore genuine, but.
The the other thing that was mentioned in the first recording
that wasn't mentioned this time is Artemis and T-bone are
slightly similar. ADHD, very nice.
Hyperactivity disorder. That's the one.
And you both. Are they got in touch with the
(18:54):
squirrels? They.
Got in touch with the squirrels.Squirrel.
He almost spit that squirrel. Squirrel, squirrel, keep on.
What's this? Time and and this oh.
He's lost his voice. Or collect Norris.
What did you like? I am so OK with that.
(19:17):
That is, if you if you've never listened to the podcast, you'll
have to go back to many episodesto understand why and what
Collect Norris is. It's a lot to.
You can't do it in. One episode?
No, it's a lot to folder. It's a like we're we're here to
learn about you and we're here to answer questions, ask, ask
questions, ask towards. All right, what by the way?
(19:38):
Is. What's the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is 42. Right.
Yeah, but it but also like I've heard 64.
I heard 6960. 969's also a really good one but I'll search
for 20. But I also heard it's to like
achieve self fulfillment and like living life how you want to
because we only get one shot at it.
Nice. The meaning of life smells like
(19:59):
purple. I appreciate it.
I appreciate that message. I appreciate it.
That's what Barney's lover said.Does anyone else have any other
questions for pup Artemis? I will ask my question again
that I asked. Thank you.
This is the first time. For the first time.
For the first time again. Work, work work.
(20:20):
How long have you been a pup andwhat enticed you to become a
pup? Well, the second question is
easier and X kind of brought it,showed it to me and I was like,
I want to be like the guy who's going like bark bark woof, fair,
I guess, but also. How How long have you been a
(20:40):
pup? Since like 2019 about give or
take five years in approx. So you're an older pup than most
the pup community, you're just the youngest pup you're.
Just the youngest. Amazon does wonderful things,
especially during COVID, Right? Yeah.
Yeah. So yeah, that was a time that I
was like, oh, I can just, like, try to figure my myself out.
(21:03):
Like, high school's complicated as is, you know, with all the
people claiming that I'm trying to steal their girlfriends even
though I'm like, dude, I am morelikely to hit on you than I am
on her. But they were barking up the
rock tree, pretty much. Sorry I had to.
Had to throw that. Shameless.
(21:24):
That's great. But you being perky.
I don't know. And then, you know, now I'm
here. Yeah.
So you're you're. Roughly about a five year old
pup, yeah. So even older pup than I am.
Well, that's, that's what I justsaid is he's probably one of the
oldest pups in the community, but the youngest pup.
(21:46):
Experienced pup, but the youngest.
Yes. By rule.
Because most of the pups in the community are what, around the
two to three? Year mark, would would you
agree? I'm really shocked about this
talking to our guests that are off camera right now.
We're going to ask a question even though you can't hear them.
Daniel, Papnoa, would you agree that Daniel Handler, Daniel and
(22:08):
Papnoa with that statement that Sharon just made?
Most of the pups in the community, sorry, most of the
pups in the community are aroundthe two to three-year old mark.
Of the current community yeah I would say so yeah, I I feel that
as well like I. I'm an old dog.
I, I think, I think almost less.So I'm thinking like 1 to 3 is
(22:31):
the average what I see that's actually currently involved?
And Artemis has been a pup for five years, so he's like the
oldest pup, but the youngest pup.
Wait, wouldn't it be 6 years right now?
Maybe, but I I know in the community I've I've seen most of
the active, most of the activelyor illegals within one to three.
(22:53):
Sorry, the math is. Math is.
Math is not math. Math is math right now.
But what was that, Daniel? Like yeah, 2020.
Eight, yeah, for 10 years, but the old while so say the average
is one to three. I I thought one to three that's
actively involved right now. That's actively involved now
(23:14):
that are kind of come out like anewer props are one to three.
That's that's what I thought, that's what I feel.
Yeah, like maybe 60%, Yeah, according to like the bell
curve. Yeah, I think that which is
really cool. It's a growing community, which
is amazing. Idea for social survey Next
social just give them piece of paper.
How long have you been a pup? Yeah, could be a need to.
(23:36):
Like check off your ears two days, right?
And then kind of get a rough idea for it.
Rough. Rough.
I know we went through it. Anybody else?
Does anybody else have any otherquestions that it were might
have been previously asked you Pop Artemis?
What's your favorite color? My favorite color is like a nice
(24:00):
royal purple, but if we're talking chemistry, it's any of
the transition metals. They tend to be pretty pretty
pretty. Pretty pretty.
Yeah. And, and what makes it
interesting is how if they're ifif you have, how do I explain
this? If you have a chemical that
attaches to it in two different places, they can orientate
(24:23):
themselves in two different waysand they can give you a
different color. So like blue and pink is a lab.
I've seen orange and like some other colors when I I've also
seen Warner Complex. Totally understood that.
So yeah, that's. Very cool.
Pop Artemis has a skill that is required so he has a spot when
the world goes to hell and we disappear into my wonderful
wilderness in survival mode. Pop Artemis gets to come because
(24:46):
he has, you know, he knows chemistry, so he can, you know,
purify the water. He can purify water and he can
create new gunpowders and that one.
'S actually. Beer and cream, Beer and
distilling. Yeah, distilling and distilling,
yeah. Good pub, all right.
We're we're keeping him, we're keeping Juki because you can
hunt the meat. She could cook I.
Can butcher it and she also knows where to help me to put
(25:09):
precious flour flowers to hide different things, yes.
Is it is it possible for me to like have chicken and and like a
good sterloin steak? Absolutely.
Did you know rare that your average chicken you eat lives up
to 28 days? And that's it.
Yep. Absolutely when they're breeding
them, but yeah. You know that.
(25:30):
Sometimes I think about how manychickens have to die for Wing
Wednesday, but then I get over it.
I think about that every time now.
Every time I think about that, II.
Think that's a long time. Just the entire shift, just one
plate. One plate is 1 LB of wings. 3.
Chickens I've had, I've had the wings and dear God they are so
(25:51):
good. The the honey, garlic and the.
Habanero has changed. Yeah.
No, no, I, yeah, yeah. And they are quite.
A bit spicier. Yeah, I was actually gonna ask.
Like how much spicy are they? I don't like it because it's
(26:11):
it's got some heat to it. If you're ever worried about
spice, bring milk with you, yeah?
Yes. Calculate.
It doesn't help if I'm drinking.Not so much spice, but heat, no.
You're probably pretty good withspice though with your.
Line of work. I don't.
I don't like heat spice. No, I love spice.
She's. Not heat.
I'm not good if. She will spice the fuck out of
other people's food, not hers. What's the different?
The flavor. Spice generally refers to
(26:33):
different flavors like, you know, nutmeg, cumin, different
things like that. Heat is where you know you eat a
hot wing and your mouth is on fire and but I.
Find that when there's more heatin the natural in the in the
natural pepper, there's more flavour potentially.
I I find that I can't taste it because there's.
So much heat. Yeah, and that's what my point
(26:56):
is. You want to enjoy, you enjoy the
flavor of it. So does anybody else have any
questions for our wonderful first time special guest pop
Artemis I? Want my I want to hear my the
answer to my second question which was.
Thank you. If you ever had any disasters in
the lab. I've had one but I've seen quite
a few so I guess I'll start withthe others then.
(27:16):
Mine doesn't. Look so bad.
Actually, no, the other people'slook bad.
I'll, I'll say mine. So mine was salvageable.
So we're making aspirin and thislab has is the second time I've
done this lab and I forgot that vapor pressure was was a thing,
you know, ideal gas law. Shout out to whoever invented
that one because I never really use it except for like some labs
(27:38):
and I, I capped my 10 mil Ehrlemeyer flask filled with my
product and a bunch of water. And let's just say that I had a
shower that day in the lab of a salt that was a very, very
similar to aspirin. No, it didn't do anything and I
(27:59):
was able to salvage my product. All you're doing is doing like a
yield and testing to see if you got it.
So I did pretty well on that lab.
As for the other ones, I've seensome really questionable things
that have went wrong. So a good example is I've seen
some people who've broken glassware end up trying to pick
(28:23):
it up with their hands. Oh no.
Bad idea. Very.
Very bad idea. And this was filled with
chemicals too. So you have chemicals?
Extremely bad idea, yeah. And I think this was analytical
chemistry. So we're probably dealing with
what we were dealing with metals, but selling stuff like
maybe higher than 30% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
Yeah, so acid burns. That the corrosive, the bottles
(28:46):
that you buy are at the grocery store.
What is, what's the percentage on that?
That's. Much lower, Yeah, much lower.
OK, Yeah, like we were put. Yeah, like not not that strong.
So if you pour the so you pour the stuff that you were working
on on a cut. Oh, that.
No, it's. Corrosive.
No, no, no, no thanks. No.
No, OK, OK, Big no, no, that would just start.
Burning through your. Skin OK, good to know.
(29:08):
Thank God they're actually smartabout when they.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, you're actually not
supposed to put hydrogen peroxide on coping the wounds.
No, it's only it does more damage than good.
Yeah. Because hydrogen peroxide is a
radical mechanism and it only interacts other radicals.
To destroy itself. The bubbles are cool, though.
They're. Very cool.
(29:29):
Carbon dioxide and. You feel like a badass doing it.
That is true. Like Rambo?
Another example is in my inorganic chemistry class when
my friends cuz how you store beakers is you put one inside of
the other. He took out a beaker and they
were stuck to each other I thinkby like a base that dried up.
Yeah, the one inside moved and broke the outside one or
(29:49):
something along those lines. But in other words, one broke
inside the other and he couldn'tseparate them, so he had to
throw out two beakers that. Day.
Oh, Ouch. What else?
How expensive are those? Beakers aren't that expensive.
It's less than 15 I think. OK.
So as in glass. Like they're not they're not
thick if I remember from my hostschool days.
(30:09):
This. Thick.
Maybe not that thick. Water glasses are thicker than
but it. Is dollars or like $15 OK?
OK, A. CAD and then like for example a
buret which is just like a a huge tube and like a valve
that's about 200. Oh, OK.
So an earlier flask is like $10 so.
(30:32):
We're cooking meth, bitch. Sorry.
I got a question, have you ever seen Breaking Bad?
I'm watching it. OK, you're is.
That the saying is that what it says?
Interestingly enough during my research at my college we were
talking about it and the the like guy who knew how to work
the machines. We were talking about Breaking
Bad. He's like fun fact, Breaking Bad
(30:54):
is 1 reagent away from actually teaching people how to cook.
Yes, on my. Illicit substances.
So if I really wanted to, I could look at what he has and
make it, although I don't think that's a wise idea.
OK, that kind of answers my second question.
Like how? How accurate do you think
Breaking Bad is like? In terms of safety, in terms of
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equipment. By the way, we do not endorse.
Yeah, we don't endorse. Don't.
Make anything. Don't make anything.
They're hypotheticals. Hypotheticals at all?
Yeah, please don't take away my my degree.
Yeah. So how accurate do you think
Breaking Bad would have been? Like.
How accurate do you think breaking Breaking Bad?
Is. Well, it depends.
(31:42):
I mean, if you want something tobe more pure, you'd have to do
tests on it, which I don't thinkthey do.
Just to make a quick buck I guess.
It's just to make a quick buck, but they claim that it's the
purest on the market, which I mean sure.
Crystallization is a purification method, although
they get a bunch of stuff and they just like, Chuck it out and
let it dry, yeah. Throw it in.
The but a better way to do it because you're assuming
(32:06):
everything in that solution is pure like what you want as a
pure thing. The second you introduce water,
no. Longer comes pure as longer as
pure. You could dehydrate it, which
would be like the idea that theydid, but I feel like something
like an ice bath would have beena better process if it was in
its liquid form, which it probably was.
(32:27):
I cannot wait until the AI system listens to this podcast.
And it's gonna take certain. This episode is banned before
it's aired. I am waiting for some weird ass
shit going down. Side note, it was a good series.
I watched it all the way throughand I watched the the El Camino
(32:49):
movie. A fun fantastic movie.
It was a great. Series A great.
Series great movie. I was a little surprised that
like so far what from my what I've watched, I don't think they
do any other testing which is very easy with the amount that
they have. I will say that.
I think it may be because of maybe because of, you know,
being on the show and maybe being on air and showing people.
(33:12):
Is somebody cooking something? Yeah.
Sounds like. Somebody think it's it's an
extra new? Right, they got a new BBQ, yes.
What season are you on right? Now thank you.
Still on season OK all. Right, I've been watching other
stuff. I've been watching like porn.
Thank you, Tebow. Thanks, Tebow.
(33:32):
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Hashtag shout out to Aloha. Not wrong.
You know, but I've been watchinglike Squid games.
Yeah, I've been watching that too.
Yeah, recently I got the new Hunger Games book.
All that, yeah. It's it's pretty good.
It's very different to the songbirds and Stakes 1.
(33:53):
Which I haven't read yet. Girl got to get on that.
Sorry. Got so many other.
Things. Just wanted to throw that girl
in there too but like no, that one was good.
It took me a while to read though, and I want to personally
shout out Hanger Daniel and givea big thanks for him giving me a
new Hunger Games like the first novel because my paperback is or
(34:18):
was destroyed and now I have a hard copy and I want to give a
heartfelt thank you Tom. And you like them hard, so it
works. You're not wrong, because
they're harder to destroy. Oh my God.
So Oh my God. Spaz just jumped.
What the hell? So Spaz just jumped.
Our cat jumped up on T-bone's lap for the first time ever in
(34:40):
all the years he's been here. Spaz doesn't.
Even jump up on my lap and I'm more often oh.
He's what? Spaz is being wow.
Transporting and he's on camera.I have never seen him jumped
upon a lap like that. He put his one paw on me.
Wow, Spaz just got right on. The he.
Just got right into the podcast.Spaz wants attention.
(35:03):
He. Wants.
Oh, he wants attention. He's yelling at me just like but
I've never seen him. No.
That was the first he's ever gotten in your lap.
That's right, there better be a love symbol in there.
Look, I get squats. I don't get love.
Yeah, I've never seen that before.
There's a joke. He's he's a, he's a male cat
(35:24):
raised by gay dads. Of course he's going to be
friendlier to the guys. Oh yeah?
Well. Not the not the one who has
three cats and smells like threeother cats, of course.
Yeah, no, you're just, you're just enemy, but tolerable.
You're an ally. I.
Am excited to be down. I'm excited to go down and host
and and and possibly run the next being being honored to run
(35:46):
the next pop social nice becauseI've suffered like I said it
before. I didn't say in this episode but
the last was I've suffered a outof depression since Easter and
it's one of the major ones is because I've been away from the
community for so long. And This is why I'm taking
psychology next semester. Yeah, and and we discussed it
(36:07):
and the book that Artemis. He's going to be a
psychochemist. Yeah, and we have but.
I mean, I'll help people, I promise.
The book that he is going to share with me after your
schooling is done is so there's a section all about psychology
(36:27):
and it will help me possibly learn about a lot of the
disorders and, and help me learn, which would be great as I
want to try and be a great. We've been a more of a better
volunteer and help within the community and anyone else within
the BC Crisis Center. So I'm excited to be that.
And that's really, kind of really cool.
Pussies. Scare me What?
(36:48):
Who scares you? He.
Says pussies scare. Him aren't.
You bisexual? Yeah.
They still scare. Him.
They still scare me. They they look like but see,
we've seen the pictures. They look like the predator.
They look at the predator with the claws.
They. Look like the They look like the
aliens. Stranger Things, The Plant.
Demagorgon. Yeah, Demagorgon.
Yeah, they're they're terrifying.
(37:09):
They have teeth. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am bi. Yeah, how do you know you're bi
if you haven't fucked a bicycle?The fucking what?
Like what? Oh my God, there, there.
There are so many. There are so.
Many in my head bicycle. There are so many, There are so
many words in that sentence I didn't even hear.
Good. Last I heard was bicycle.
(37:32):
All right, I have something to say everybody.
Yay, can I join on this bandwagon?
Yes, you can of. Course please do.
Thank you to Handler Daniel once.
More It is a happy hour podcast.Well done there.
It is shout out to Clawson who we love, who was on our podcast.
(37:53):
That bitch, I scared her yesterday.
We we ran, so we ran the podcastthrough an AI software.
Artificial intelligence. Thank you.
And we discovered that as a record, even though we were
laughing because the amount of UMS and AWS that are mentioned
(38:15):
in a podcast are a lot. The average for most of us are
usually about 200 to 300. No way.
Really. In an hour.
Are you serious? In one hour the amount of UMS or
AWS are anywhere from 200 to 300that we all say yeah I.
Don't believe it? And then if you divide that
number by 6, it's it's like. 30 Interesting.
(38:40):
It's a lot. The episode that Clausen was on.
Oh God, 625. And I wasn't.
Doubled it. I wasn't there for half of it.
That's so crazy cuz. That's really cool that it
follows that. It does.
So what we do when we run the AI, so any of our listeners that
go through it, we run it throughan AI software and it actually
(39:00):
removes them all. They talk about that though.
There's confidence in in your gaps between your words, yes.
When you're talking and I don't think you should be removing the
UMS and AUS because it's just itkind of leaves a little gap
between the words. No, it actually it's, it's a lot
better for our listeners. It sounds more fluent.
Again, we sound like Justin. Well, that would be like taking
(39:21):
out the word like from somebody who says like all the time.
No, like the entire. Episode it's like me taking the
word like, like from small like,you know?
That kid like. Like no, it's like 300 episode
we our episode was 600 and UMS and Oz we sound like the episode
of Justin fucking Trudeau. No, I.
Mean this is something. That they taught me that's cool.
(39:44):
They they taught me to not say UMS and Oz.
Exactly. No politics.
We should all take a public speaking.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to I I cannot refer to UMS and Oz.
I'm not referring to that man. I'm.
Going to work. On I try to all the time.
What? If we were, what if we were to
refer to moist? Oh, that's fine.
Yay. Someone said it I.
(40:05):
Love it our. Our next door neighbor I.
Feel like you've been listening to the podcast?
Missus Wilson, But we speak moistly.
You've never listened to the podcast?
No. I have, yeah, that's OK.
I have, but just like good. Yeah, yeah.
This reference that was a. Reference for missus.
Wilson Speaking of listening to the podcast, where are we?
42 minutes in? I think it's time for the.
(40:26):
Secret word of the day. Are you ready?
Cheeks. Right, so this nice done easy.
So this is where I do a shout out to my family, to my stinky
pups and what we do, pick my little international pack, which
is Chase, Tegel and Billy, and we do a secret word to see if
(40:46):
we're listening. Ellos.
Now we have ellos, that's included.
I can't believe you forgot that that's.
Exciting, I know, Ellis. Is included ellos well?
I remember he's not been officially, Ellos has not been
officially inducted into it, buthe is now a long term in living
with Teagle. So Ellos is kind of
unofficially, but he's never been officially.
(41:06):
So he does this, do it. And in a couple of weeks, both
Teagle and Ellos are both going to be guests on the show
internationally from the Netherlands.
I can't wait for. That Jess, For the record, I did
not forget about you ellos. Wow, I'm waiting for the.
Biter did. I didn't.
Forget I was just trying to throwing up to it.
Spider was testing your memory. Yeah, I think I might be the
(41:29):
youngest pup. In terms of.
The youngest pup in the community.
In the community. In the community.
How old are you? Human age or pup age?
Pup Pup age. Pup age.
OK, so now wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before we continue, when we refer to the youngest pup, are
we referring to the biological age?
(41:49):
Human age. Human age.
Human age. We normally refer to the human
age. Daniel says pup age.
We're sort of the puppy. Age like when you first don't
like. But then but I'm the but I'm not
the I'm all I've only been a pupfor two years.
We were I've. Decided that Artemis is actually
the oldest. How long has he been a pup was
the. Question.
Yeah. So how long have you been you've
been a pup for? Six months.
(42:11):
Yeah, at least. Yeah, at least 6.
Months exactly, but your biological age is something
different. That much older of 19. 2122 yes.
23, yes. I keep guessing how.
The fuck old are you, bitch? Yes.
I prefer not to say. 20. Eight OK 24.
Does your birth year start with A1?
(42:32):
Yes. OK, so you're old enough.
So that narrows it down, right? That narrows it down to quite a
lot. Actually I think this should be
an age on the asshole and Dick or something like that.
Wait. What a lack of a lack of sex in
your life. You're OK, that's.
Age is young all. Right.
That's that's a side issue. That's that's.
A you that's a conversation, that's an issue that's an issue
(42:55):
that's an issue that's. Us.
That's a conversation for my show.
I'm gonna start it right off thebat.
Yeah, that's gonna be an after hours.
Right off the hop it's like, welcome to this show.
How old's your asshole? Old enough, see.
Old enough? See.
That's what's gonna happen, right?
OK, wait, so we know what your episode's gonna be all about,
South assholes. I had to bring up something that
(43:18):
was mentioned earlier because wehad we were in a little bit of a
panic earlier about the smell ofsmoke.
We thought something was burning.
Thank you to the handler, Danielfor letting us know that our
neighbors with their new BBQ were barbecuing.
So we were all sitting out on the patio prior to the podcast.
You know, just socializing being.
(43:39):
I came inside the house to use the washroom and as I walked
back outside, as soon as I opened the door and stepped out,
my neighbor and his two sons were talking and I walked out
to. I heard that.
Bruh. Oh, not not Trojan.
(44:01):
What's the other one? Durex.
Direct. Yeah, I walked out and all I
heard coming from my neighbor was Durek Condom Corporation.
And I looked over and I was like, I totally came out into
the wrong conversation and what the hell are you guys?
Talking about this isn't the first time you came out right?
No, so dad starts laughing and he's like, no, he's like the BBQ
(44:24):
we got looks like a pecker. So we need a cover for it.
So I said we're going to get a freaking condom for it from the
Durek's Condom Corporation. I was like.
All righty, we live in such an amazing complex.
We are so blessed, like we. I mean, the complex is all
right. It's our neighbors, our
immediate area, our corner of the backfield.
(44:47):
Yeah, we have nothing but naturebehind us.
We have wonderful neighbors. The entire there are 5 units.
We have all the wonderful complex neighbors.
We all get along, but that's hilarious.
And they and they accept us. I think the only thing I have to
say to that is. A slurp, slurp, slurp.
Insert slurping sounds here. No, I know the right her slurp.
(45:09):
All I wanna hear is no Futurama slurp, Right.
It's all I can hear is slurp theFuturama slurp.
Oh my God, I love that. Apparently pup Noah gets it.
Yeah, totally. Yeah, wasn't that made by a
slug's ass? Yeah, it's a slug's asshole.
A slurp. Yeah, slur.
(45:30):
Have you not seen the Futurama? Episode.
Slurm. Slurm.
Slurm. That's what it was.
Slurm. Slur.
It was a drink, right? All right.
Soda, seeing how we're talking about slugs, asses and weird
situations. Did anybody see Moana Two?
Yes. 9 Kokomora, the Coconuts. Oh my God.
(45:52):
Where? It's where.
They're. Terrifying where they get the
stun slime from, Yes. Oh, by the way, I did forget
something that was very important that I wanted to make
mention. And I can't believe it took me
this long to figure it out and to realize it.
But our hearts and souls go out to all of the lives that were
lost for the the Filipino community, the Filipino
(46:14):
community that happened last night.
And I wanted to mention. That the last night, Friday
night. No, it was last night, Saturday
night. I thought I saw.
No report. Last night we went to bed.
We woke up in the morning and itwas a Filipino.
It was the I don't. Know how to.
Pronounce it lopa lopa lopa community It was a.
Lapao. Lapao, yeah, I think.
(46:35):
Lapao yeah, I think of PU is. Pronounced for pronouncing it
wrong. It was a big event and Filipino
someone went through it and as of today, there were 11 people
killed, more injured. So up to date right now 11.
So our hearts and there. Could be some more frosty.
'S injuries so our hearts go outto it.
I reached out this morning because we have one of our
(46:55):
really good friends, we all. Know.
Somebody, absolutely. I work with a whole Filipino
crew. Yeah.
And the first thing I did woke up in the morning, I messaged
our friend and said, hey, are you guys OK?
Do you know anybody? I mean, obviously we hope that
all of our friends and your family, thank God that all the
people that we work with, all the people that are there,
they're OK. All the crew and all of their
families directly, they are all OK.
(47:16):
But obviously someone had lost their life.
And it's an absolute terrible sense of violence that has no
record of it. And I see J Rod.
After this show, can you clarifyon what happened?
Cuz I'm I don't follow, I don't follow on the news so.
Cuz I they're SUV. OK, I.
Drove. Through pedestrians at the
(47:36):
festival and killed today was. That 11 people as of right now,
11 was that. In Vancouver.
In Vancouver, yeah. No, it was okay.
Filipino Festival and I'm sorry,with everything going on, I just
realized that I wanted to make sure that we know that we
understand that it's a terrible tragedy and I wanted to.
(47:56):
Say yeah, on a lighter note, people attending the festival
were able to detain and hold down the driver of the SUV and
tell the Vancouver PDVPD showed up to arrest him.
So the driver of the SUV is in custody and being held until
further notice. So he'll be.
(48:17):
So he'll be out in three months.Well I mean if he get post bond.
We won't just bring politics into it, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not bring.
I just want to. Say but he he has been arrested
and charges are currently he's he's being held until charges
can be laid. Yes.
I just want to say that's the end of that one, the families
that have been affected. Yeah, Thank you, Tragedy.
(48:38):
The whole point families, but the entire Filipino community as
well, yeah. So with that being said,
continuing on, I just want to make sure we mentioned it.
It was important for us to to mention it because we do a lot
of it. But anyway, sorry to interrupt.
Yeah, please continue. I don't.
Remember what we were talking about?
I think Travel Best Bets has good deals on trips to
Philippines right now. I got a side note a beautiful.
(48:59):
Country A side note from our good friend J Rod.
Has any? Has anybody voted tomorrow?
Tomorrow, tomorrow I pre voted advance voting absolutely a
fucking advance. It's loaded.
Boom, done. T of course a advance I.
Usually go in person. Well, so do I.
Just do advance, go tomorrow. So you're going tomorrow, going
tomorrow. I went to do advance voting but
(49:22):
it was a busy weekend and I I met I wasn't able to make the
polls unfortunately. I want to go for a walk, so I'm
gonna walk tomorrow. Excellent.
Since my walking buddy's away for the next.
Few weeks I voted, I went to my my constituent, I went to my
area. There was no one there.
I walked in. There was like right 30 people
in every other section. But but, but for our little
area, I walked in, voted and foryour designated yeah booth I
(49:45):
walked in yeah 'cause I was one person I wanted.
Well, like on on Good Friday, I heard the lineups were like an
hour long. Yeah, but every time I go and
vote on. Three, they were on the news
talking about how some locationsthere was a three hour lineup.
Wow. But I I always go on the day and
I find it's a very quick processin and out.
(50:08):
Yeah, and I take the day off. I do.
I do pre voting for me if I can.I worked the polls in October.
Nice. So I was a ballot.
Actually it does not count. Sorry, just thought I'd throw
that in there. Just get out there and vote.
All right, well, I'm going to since it's my show, I'm going to
make sure that before we finish it to make sure it's ready for
YouTube processing. If you are experiencing any kind
(50:29):
of mental health, you are havingsome issues.
It's always important mental health.
It's OK not to be OK. I am happily and very proud to
be a youth educator for the BC Crisis Center going on two years
and. Who is also assist certified.
Yes, thank you. I'm globally assist certified,
so I can talk somebody down if they're in a suicide level
attempt and that was sponsored by my company.
(50:52):
So I'm very proud of my company recognizes mental health and the
importance of it. I didn't know what was going on
with that background sound and anyway that being weird.
If you are experiencing mental health, please be realized if
it's OK. There was a national number
right now, 988 and there's always someone to help.
(51:14):
I've told the story before. Sorry, what was that number
988988 text or call? Text or call.
Thank you. And it's not just that, there's
also any other. There's a numerous amount of
numbers in your area. It's not just that number.
There's a lot of numbers everywhere around the.
(51:34):
World, please reach out for helpif you need it.
Yeah, there's a lot. Like there's dozens of numbers
everywhere. That's just a big number that
you can reach out to, and it's easy to remember, but there's a
lot. So if you need help, reach out.
There's always someone there to listen to your voice.
The hardest part is asking for it.
Yep, yes, this is true. And with that note, does anybody
else have any shout outs that you want to do before we take a
(51:56):
break before we're back to my wonderful husband's episode and
the squirrels after dark? Shout out to myself for raising
my GPA by 0.1 this semester withall hard academics.
Mad props. That sounded good.
My grade point. My grade point average went up.
Very nice, very nice, very nice.Very nice, good, good job.
(52:17):
Very nice, Good Wife. Love peas and chicken grease.
I'm out. Love peas and chicken grease.
Rare on this bitch.
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