July 6, 2025 • 54 mins
In Episode 13 of The Squirrel Hour, host Rick Hunter, aka Spider Pup, and his husband Sharon, along with their diverse and lively cast, dive deep into their first sexual experiences. The episode begins with a disclaimer about its Not Safe For Work nature, followed by introductions and an announcement honoring the Coquitlam First Nations. The cast reminisces about their personal first consensual sexual experiences, both with the same and opposite sex, revealing a mix of awkward, romantic, painful, and funny encounters. The episode also highlights the importance of mental health, giving a shout-out to crisis centers and support systems. The show wraps up with reflections, shout-outs, and a teaser for the next episode which promises a story about how Daddy H broke his penis.
Links:
9-8-8
Bc Crisis Centre
https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/
HIM Clinic
Pumpjack Pub
Golden Parrots Pub
https://www.goldenparrotspub.com/
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And, and, and we're down. All right, everybody, welcome
back to the show. We are on episode 13 of the
Squirrel Hour. I am your host, Rick Hunter, AKA
Spider Pup, and we have a wonderful cast with us today.
Before we get into the day's show and today's episode,
remember that we are a Not Safe for Work podcast and we always
want to make sure that you know people are aware of that before
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you go play it on your episodes.Before getting into everyone
who's here today, I'd like to pass the table over to my
wonderful husband, Sharon, the boys, for our announcement prior
to each episode. This.
What? Sorry.
Oh my gosh. I had a brain, brain not
braining moment. We are recorded podcast is
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recorded and brought to you fromthe unseated and traditional
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations.
And we thank you for being here I go.
Thank you very much, my love. I appreciate that.
So with us today, we have a wonderful we have returning
guest with us today returning and actually we have something
to mark that that that occasion today.
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So we have with us puppy. We have our wow, I'm Brandy.
We have everybody brain fart daypup, Frenchy and Teddy Acer with
us today. We have our lovely and bestie
Jukie. Hi, we have our residents puppy
slash Otter. Yellow.
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All right, so that's J rod slashTitan.
We of course we have Pop Frenchie say hi.
Yeah, that's me there. You go my lovely husband Sharon,
the boys. Sharon.
Thank you honey for starting offthe happy hour episode.
Our always sexy T-bone. Bone T.
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And our final guest, Daddy H. Hello.
Hello. Excellent.
So we don't need introductions because we have a very special
something for you. Wow.
We do now. It is created lovingly by Juki.
Can I eat it? No, sorry, however.
You can eat out of. It you can eat out of it, yeah.
You can. So Juki has begun creating our
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first official merch. And because you both are the
most recurring guests, you get the first ones off the
production line given to you so.The second and third.
Nice. Second and third, yeah.
So those are ones that Jukey created and brought over for you
today, official. Squirrel Hour.
Very. Cool.
I feel like a like a celebrity right now.
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You should you, absolutely. You are.
Thank you very much you. Are the most recurring guest.
On the show wine label too, right?
Yes, very good that. Was that was well, this is just
a because we used to review a bottle of wine is where it
originally came from. And of course we have the puppy
like the little paw on our emblem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The little puppy chain, yeah,
all the. Little things.
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I like squirrels, yeah. I know that's good.
Chase squirrels. Puppy chase squirrels.
Oh my God, You think about everydeath.
Yeah, it's. Very good.
It's very, very good. Thank you very much.
What's that? But we like coming.
That's why we come. And we love having you like I
wish. She reached that bug until my
dead. So juky the the emblem was
actually created. If you ever listen to the first
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podcast, that's when we, of course, we came up with the
name. You know how we were coming up
with the name. We came up with the squirrel
hour because we couldn't keep ontrack.
Squirrel, we squirrel everywhere.
Exactly. And then, then I then I became
involved in the pup community like well over a year after the
first episode. And that's when it started to be
kind kind of funny that it became the Squirrel Hour.
You were you were a puppy in thezoole.
Yeah, also, squirrels attract puppies.
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Well, yeah, just saying. They just, they do.
They're. Attract right there.
They chase them, yeah. We chase them.
We chase them. Yeah, and Juki came up with the
creation of the. She actually came up with the.
Emblem. I love that emblem.
It is we. Squirrel or the whole thing?
The whole thing. Why not perfect?
It is. We went through a few and then
we originally had a pride on thebottle of wine and then one of
our followers that was mentioned, they were like, we
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would be nice if you could make it a progressive.
So then it changed the game fromthe pride to the progressive
pride flag. So that changed.
And this is called. This one's actually called the.
Inclusive. Inclusive progressive flag It is
because it's got the yellow and the.
Purple, it's got everything sex.And then one other pup mentioned
that, you know, we should have after I became, you know, Bob in
the pup community became a pup that we wanted the little pup.
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And that's when Juki went ahead and made the little pup a little
little pup wine wine charm as the as the pup thing around the
glass of wine. So we still see.
So yeah, it still reflects DHL was.
It progressive. Progressive.
Progressive product. Well, the intersex progressive
flag, yeah, because the yellow and purple ring are the intersex
piece of it. Got it.
The progressive flag was the oneprevious to that where it was.
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That piece was not. OK my God, do you need a manual
for? The world, it's, it's been a
journey because the original pride flag actually had pink
stripe as well and it was 7 stripes.
It wasn't 6. So yeah.
And joining us today, Oh my God.Did they do that?
Yeah, it's a whole history, which is a real cool history
lesson. Spaz is an.
Easy Pride month, too, so that'skind.
Of cool. It is Pride Month and we're
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missing. Happy world pride.
It is, and we're missing Sprinkles and the kids and
Silent Peter today. They are not able to make it on
the episode. We love you, we we missed.
Yeah, yes, Silent Peter is there.
Yes. He's there.
No, he's just very silent. He's just very silent.
Very, very have to believe. Very, very, very silent.
But with that being said, our topic that we're going to be
discussed today, which we chose just a few moments ago, is our
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first kind of consensual sexual experience that we had as we
were growing up is what we were going to talk about.
Male and female if you. Have, absolutely.
I mean, it's an inclusive podcast.
My hand, right? I think that's what count for.
The your hand. You have no.
Sexist ticket. I can't discuss that one.
It wasn't consensual. That with that being said, the
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gifts have been given around thetable.
Does anybody have anything positive that has happened to
them in the last two weeks? So we and since we have not met
to share before we get into today's topic, yeah, T-bone I.
Just want to throw out a message.
Just just saying my heart goes out to all the human beings on
earth that just want peace and love.
I just want to put that out there with what's going on in
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the world. Yep, it's a, it's a It's a
crazy, crazy time right now in my.
Heart's heavy for everybody. Thank you for that T-bone.
Yeah, it's definitely heavy out there, Yeah.
Right, and just for cuz you knowwhat you were saying before
you're talking about your hand me a joke of follow is with
both. So that's mean that was a tree
sold my first time. That's true.
That's true. Good point.
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Feet. Put your feet in there or orgy.
So put your feet in there. It's an orgy when you're talking
to a gay guy. That gave me a lot of things.
You put your feet in there. That's just some people like to
sit on them. Sit on hose?
I never thought about that. You you need to cut your nail
very correctly. Yeah, interesting.
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Some people, I can see that. You know, there's fisting and
then there's footing. Interesting.
Yeah, like the people. My foot would cramp up.
I mean, you have to kick in the same time so that you get in.
Yeah, that's a, that's a real. One punishment and a.
All right, remember that bangs going to the toe.
And I'll remind everybody that we are on a podcast to be aware
of everyone not speaking over each other as we record the
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show. I have something good to happen.
Dad's got to step in. Right.
Daddy. For once I have something good
to happen, I'm going to get to it before Spider does.
Yesterday was our last day doingthe meat draw for the Crossroads
Hospice Society and yesterday webroke just over 18,000 total
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raised since beginning the meat draw and very proud to be part
of that. And I counted up my Saturdays
and it was 24 weeks. Congrats, that's a lot.
That we were involved with it. Thank you, Daddy.
Yay. And it is still continuing.
It's not stopping just because you guys aren't doing it
anymore. No, no, somebody else is taking
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it over. Yeah.
Taking it over. Well, next Saturday is the final
day of the Crossroads meat draw because their license expires.
But there's the Kinsmen are stepping up to cover the summer
that the Crossroads are not going to be there.
And then the Crossroads will be back in the fall.
They they do their meat draws during the school year and then
take the summer off. Can't remember what the
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reasoning was. It was something about because
the funds that are raised don't go to school programs or
something like that, I don't know.
Well, it's been an honor. We're you know, we were very
proud to be part of it. We're going to continue to be
and always in some facet, you know, in certain days.
But yes, it was, it was great. And I think that was one of the
the definitely the highlights that it has been achieved.
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We were happy to be part of it, but we need some time to
ourselves, time for. Saturdays back.
It's important to give, but it'salso important to remember to
give to yourself. You need your time self.
Care and doesn't mean you won't do it again, but just for now.
Absolutely. Or something different.
Well, and we're still very much going on to year three of the BC
crisis. So I'm a senior educator.
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So this will be year three of myvolunteering for the BC Crisis
Center. So that is continuing on.
That is not stopping. That's awesome.
And I'm just gonna stay at home and not vacuum.
Well, you've got a robot vacuum now.
So yeah, why do you need to go over that too?
Thank you Vader for all your services.
I didn't find a way to not charge.
It though very funny. Exactly.
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Thank you. And you know what?
Something else that positive happened today that was amazing.
That's not. Yours Jukie's chair was actually
cleaned, which took we bought those stupid rollers because
spaz loves to sit on Jukie's chair.
My ass is gonna be fur free whenI get out of the chair.
And do you know how many pieces it took?
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How many like those little sheets, sheets 15 to clean that
fucking chair before she sat down?
And as soon as I got in to my chair, where was he?
Right over there. Yep, like he loves that chair.
But anyway, that's my thing. How about anybody else?
I. Smell good.
I had breakfast with my mom thismorning.
Well. That's good.
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For you, I love it. One day we'll actually meet your
mom. How is Mom?
Oh, you were saying outside thatthis is the mom's gonna be
listening to this episode? Yeah.
Really. Yeah.
Well, hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
Hi, we apologize in advance. Mom's secret word is breakfast.
Good. Explosion I.
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Think that should be the pup's secret?
Word. Oh God, would you like that to
be the secret word? OK, so that is the pup's secret
word for this episode then? Just makes things.
Easier breakfast, right? Well, we waited till the end of
it. I liked it because we made them
wait to the end of it. Otherwise they could be like I
found it. Now I don't have to listen to
the whole episode. Fair enough.
Right. Maybe we'll just leave with
them. Maybe we'll change it.
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Yeah, we'll change it. That's the fake one for today.
Sucks to be you. Yeah.
No, that's that's Mom's secret. Word.
Mom's secret word is breakfast. There you go.
That way she does. Yeah, next time if I next time
when I see her. Well, actually that'll be July
12th. We're going to the Heart House
for lunch. Cool.
Well, very. Nice.
So. That's a great restaurant.
Yeah, it is. Wow, good for you.
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I'm glad you actually had a nicebreakfast and.
I guess she was me, my mom and her girlfriend.
Cool, nice, but we all say helloand we look forward to meeting
her hopefully at maybe in the summertime.
Maybe at Pride. I think that could be Maybe
maybe. OK, then she's single.
She just said. God, man.
God, pay attention. Shut up.
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God, there you go. You've been.
You've been anyway. Mom's a MILF, I thought.
Ball and. Exaggerate.
Again, one time I was actually listening.
So kill me now. You should hear what he says in
the background, yeah. I swear if I will be your
stepfather and I will go throw the ball with you every day.
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I swear to God, Frenchie, I willthrow you through a window.
Shut up. That's normal.
Sometime in the family we have trouble we can pass through.
Shut. Up.
Well, I have something good too.Well, it's not gonna sound good.
But it is after. What just happened after?
Have you spent a night in the hospital?
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Bullshit. After he fainted at the wedding
that we were at and then couldn't stop throwing up.
And yeah, so this time it was only one night instead of 5 or
6, and they're actually close tofiguring out what's wrong with
him. So yay, that's positive.
Close to figuring out what's. Wrong.
With him. And we had a, he had a
gastrointestinal bleed he has after this acid reflux, he's got
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a low white blood cell count. So his immune system is not
good. And there was one, there was one
other thing. Anyway, they're close to
figuring it all out. And if any of them are actually
connected, yay. Yay.
So there's the there's the end of the story.
And I funny that was mentioned because today we had a very good
friend of ours actually suffer asevere anxiety attack and we had
to call 911 for him. And he is now in the hospital
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getting the help he needs. And as much as I know he doesn't
want to be there and he's not enjoying it there, unfortunately
it's where he needs to be. And hopefully like the same
thing, they can figure out a little bit more detail about
caused it and he'll be OK. Is an anxiety attack the same as
a panic attack? Similar.
Yeah, I think they're similar. They're not quite.
They are very similar and my friend he suffers from severe
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anxiety sort of it. So it's.
Anxiety is more of AI guess moreof a physical thing.
Like you're getting a physical. And I have them.
Both panicking at physical things you do, your body reacts
too. But I'm not sure.
Yeah, whether I'm not really sure the difference between the
two of them. I think it's more like they
could very well be very similar.Yeah, we've never.
I'm not sure. I know there's similarity.
Somebody's got a phone, they canGoogle it.
That's where he's off to. Bye T-bone.
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No, he knows better. He knows better to sneak off to
look at his phone. So.
That's one of the rules of the podcast.
Unless it's important, phones are off limits.
Speaking of which, where the hell is my phone for taking a
picture of the group? Dear.
I mean, that's off limits, but it's OK.
Where dear I will have to find my phone for taking a picture of
the group. Actually got another bit of good
news. One of my buddies came back from
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Ireland. Very nice, yeah.
So everywhere, yeah. No, he was test, he was testing
bulletproof vests. That's.
Kind of interesting. So was he a target or was he a?
No, no, no, he was. He didn't.
He didn't have the, he didn't have the bulletproof vest on
him. He had it on a dummy.
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His name was Rico Cher. The dummy or the ha ha?
Ha. Ha ha ha, can't believe you're
literally just waiting for that one.
Just falling into that. I I missed?
Ricochet. Rick O'Shea.
Rick O'Shea. OK dad joke, get it?
I missed half of it so. So I have a really random thing.
This is really random, but in the summertime, spring, summer,
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I sometimes get allergies and for whatever reason.
Sorry. You're tapping the table.
Oh. My bad.
For some reason coffee engages it.
Something in the coffee, the cream or something.
I don't. It doesn't make any sense.
But in the winter I don't get like that.
Isn't that weird 'cause? You allergy, you get more
phlegmy. You mean like?
I get this, I get this. Really like this itch in the
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back of my throat. Well, I get that all the time.
That's that's goddamn fluff everywhere.
Like drinking coffee. But but the coffee engages it
like something in the coffee like especially like iced
coffees. I don't know why.
It's you got me there. Do you sugar?
Yeah. Might not be the coffee, might
be the sugar. But.
But it would affect me in the winter though.
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It's just you're not. Drinking You're not drinking
iced coffee in the winter. But this right now just it's,
it's weird. I don't get it.
It's really interesting, but I have allergy pills on me.
I'll stop. Drinking coffee we see if that
continue that would be very the coffee see you.
Say that again. Stop drinking coffee one week
and if that's continue you will know that's not the coffee.
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I think it's a combination. But if you never stop coffee,
you will never know. Right.
Yeah, we'll never stop. Yeah.
That's like me. Tell me I've never since.
Would you stop coffee? No.
Angle please. Let's just angle it for there
you. That was heard.
Being a This is what I live with.
Remember this. Remind yourself of this every
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time you deal with him. Yes, this is He's on good
behavior right now. Oh dear.
He's got a shock collar on. He just can't see it.
I have. I would like that.
Yeah, I might enjoy that a little too.
Much. Yeah, I will.
I will be more bother. With probably yes.
Yes. I have a joke, not quite sure if
it's a dad joke or not but. We're ready to judge it.
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Don't anybody ever take offense to anything that ever comes out
of my mouth to begin with. But what what?
What are people called when theycannot afford gender
reassignment surgery? People kicking.
Their nuts. Transaction denied.
You said that, I say I know. You were.
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That's actually pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's not what they've my like.A transperson skate and she
fucking it this part of the skate and you see that after
that like like why anyone of thecommands?
Transaction denied. You have to talk into the
microphone. Actually, I don't know.
Yeah, we'll have to type that off in my face.
Yeah, it probably. I want to make sure that our
wonderful guest can hear your accent and hear your voice.
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Touch your nose to it, yes. They eat it and then they can
all try and figure out what he'ssaying.
Great. It can be like a kind of like
topic of the episode Dafty Know what I say it.
Would be really interesting to see if the AI could understand
what he said and that would be the really funny thing to do.
Let AI listen to him and see what it says.
It would be really funny to see what it.
Produces great, so cuz it's there you go, that's better.
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That's something. It's funny, I really, I do, have
learned to understand him quite well.
You understand me better than everyone and.
I will say he comes up with really ingenious ways of
creating words because he will take the French root of the word
and somehow make it English, butyet not be far off from what it
means. Or I could be like, I know what
you're trying to say, not the right word, but I get it.
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I'm. Good for to find other way to
say it for like if I don't know the word I will explain it with
other word. Like I'm quick from that but you
become so quick. Sometime I just talk to people
and I don't know the word in English.
Like I just tell a story and I look at the idea and I just say
it in French and it's like and you give me the word.
Or sometime like people look at him because they don't
understand me and him. Exactly the translator.
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It's quite entertaining actually.
Like even on the patio earlier Iwas just watching everybody
trying to listen to him and everybody gets really intense
because they've got to stare at him.
They're like. What is he saying?
Do you speak French? No, not a word.
Hi, no, you have some bass, it'slike.
Well, sometimes. More decrease.
Tabernac yeah, I think. Everybody knows that one.
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Yeah, I think that's a. Big.
I actually don't know what that means.
It's like a religious thing, apparently.
Let me explain. I am the Quebec expert there.
That's. Why?
I told. Yeah.
That's why word Quebec, that waslike a religious word and you
use and you change a little bit like one letter or something.
So that's a blasphemy that gets good to use it like that.
Yeah, that's just what that's why we have so much because like
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the Tabernacle, that's the placewhen you put like the wine and
some item for the mess, like that's a little compartment
after the chalice, that's the little cup and then we're doing
the wine, the Austie. That's like the little thing you
eat. But us we like for for swear.
I would say Austie, that's not really the same word because I
use a A instead of AE and the Tabernacle, the real word is
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Tabernacle, but we say Tabernacle.
So again, that's the change of words and it's all we bless
fame. It's in reference to, but not
exact. Yeah, yeah, that's just for say,
like, like you would like say you laughing at God almost.
It's like you use this word saying.
Shite instead of shit. You know, I was not allowed to
to like maybe not anymore with the generation, but to me, if I
was swimming in front of my parents, that was a slap.
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Yeah, we recently watched The Origin of Swear words.
On that was cool. On, I think it's on Netflix and
Nicholas, Nicholas Cage does it and stuff like that.
Yeah. And he goes to like a fuck bitch
cunt. Damn.
Preview for that. And whatever.
And it's really good and like, you know, 1 pro and damn was
like the worst word in the world.
Now it's like barely People likewhat?
Damn. Yeah.
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And they're talking about, like they even talk about the
progression of the word shit andfuck becoming those sort of like
colloquial words, words like just common language.
It's no longer going to be a swear word.
It's just what we use. But the vernacular, and they
talk about origins, and they tell you where the origins come
from and why we use these words and stuff like that, too.
It's kind of interesting. Yeah.
So Nicolas Cage, you know, it's always fun to watch.
Him, and he's into it. He's into it.
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Yeah, he uses the word a lot like the episode on Fuck.
He's like every chance he gets. Fucked and that was a long time
and he didn't see it. I was like, hey, you gotta.
Skip Yeah, they're definitely worth a watch.
They're like 22 minutes each. I think Rick forgot his
disclaimer. No.
No, he did say it was an offer safe par.
Yeah, he did say the beginning. He was very aware because we've
got Frenchie. Here.
Fair. Enough say it all.
(20:44):
The good thing? But you know, I definitely
recommend the watch. It's very entertaining.
It's. Good.
To check. That out thank you do.
You finally figure out which onehe's attached to.
Mocktails. Didn't you find me?
It it's yeah, I was, I was literally looking and adjusting
and it was the like, something'snot working properly.
So yes, you want. Me to download this.
(21:04):
I I no, you're good too. No.
Good. There you are.
No, I I literally discovered I was like, wait, no, something's
not working. So yeah, oops, my bad.
So no, nobody heard of what I said.
About no, no, we. All We all heard you, yeah.
The key I was talking we. Do not need to repeat.
We, we, we definitely still, we definitely heard you without a
doubt, which is but. Yeah, I was scared.
No, you're good. You're good.
(21:25):
Don't worry. Yeah, we've had so many stupid.
We've learned so much over this podcast over the last three
years. We've had so many stupid
technical difficulties. It's crazy.
So we've actually learned a lot of shit over the last few years.
Thank God. All right, well, let's get on to
the topic. Everybody ready?
Who wants to lead off? Who wants to be the first jukey
if we. Don't do like a clockwise or
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unclockwise. It'll be complicated to do that.
Well, I don't want to go last either.
So we could. Start with age.
All this in the room 0. Fuck.
Well, I'm done. OK, I guess it's me.
Well. No daddy age.
I'm older than you. Yeah, he did the second.
One, I'm actually older than you, yeah.
Thank God that died. By the German EST.
For this country, the second war.
Wow. Again, that's the kind of
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bastard I live with. I mean the.
Squad St. together against the fucking Red.
They always make some jokes about my age.
Yeah, OK. Always.
Well, thank goodness, because I'm so happy that I'm not, for
once, the oldest person in the room.
So thank God, yeah. I am the oldest, so consensual,
so I had like I'll sort of speakto two because I like I I
experienced like I wouldn't callit sex besides I.
Touched it is not sex. OK, we put that on the table
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right now we talk about sex. OK, Don't touching or the thing
like well I don't want to know if you touch the titties of your
cousin. I want to know if you fuck.
I love it because I know what you will tell, but nothing in
there is sex. That's just.
Touching. No, that's not sex.
I'm not. It's not.
I'm not talking about either. But in front of your friend,
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that doesn't count. That's still you're still
virgin, dude. That's.
A strong opinion. The rules are set aside.
And today and. J Becker has spoken.
Yeah, and today's rules are brought to you by Pop Frenchie.
So like I have an experience when I was like 12.
So I was, and that went on for like a few times.
There was a guy, a boy that I played with when we were both
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around 12 years old. We used to, you know, we used to
call it the what happens when you stick it in here kind of
games. So right, so.
Pretty to the point. But do you have penetration at
that game? So I'm, you know, like, yes, I'm
going to say there was like penetration from what I recall.
You don't look true. Because it was so I was 12.
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That's, you know, we're 43 yearsago, you know?
You came like. Some things and I like I
remember so I. Put a muzzle on.
Here. Yeah, exactly right.
If you don't come, that's not already some.
Frenchy shut up. Shut up, French bowl Moto so.
You have to wait till he's finished.
So, and this person is still around in my life, this person
has had straight relationships, this person.
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So hopefully this person is not listening to the podcast.
Probably not. Probably not.
But this person, yeah, they're, they were family, I guess you
could say, but not really family.
Like they weren't, they weren't blood family, but we were Dutch.
We didn't have a lot of relatives.
So they were other Dutch families that we were associated
with. So he was, yeah.
Something that for a few years we played around and stuff like
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that and played, you know, hide the sausage, whatever you want
to call it. I don't know, like, but it
wasn't, you know, I, I will. I don't think at that time I was
ejaculating like I wasn't into that.
But there was definitely that idea of like, oh, you know, but
did you stick? Your your things in somewhere.
Oh absolutely, I stuck it in hisass.
Oh, OK, yeah, that is an expression.
Should we fuck? I don't know.
OK then. But then so if we jumped so that
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was like I was 12/11 around there.
I guess I don't I I don't recall, but then my first like
sexual experience I would call like I'm going with a guy named
all. Right, I'm going to remind all
of our guests and listeners today that we're here to if
you're hearing a lot of banging going into the microphone today,
it's because everyone's banging their hands on our table.
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Table. Yeah, just bang.
So I'm just reminding us that goes into the mix of I'm just
reminding our everybody to. I do that because everyone do it
and that's cool. I know.
But yeah, I know. So then I was about so my first
or I would say where I've lost my virginity.
If we're going to use that as a way, because it's penetration,
it's fucking whatever, ejaculation, according to
Frenchie. No ejaculation.
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Not true. Was like I was 21, it was a boy
that was dating a friend of minegirl and they had broken up and
we were all were a big group of us were friends.
And so that, and we both happened to live in Langley and
I did a lot of driving back and forth.
And so that so I was driving home and he asked me for a ride
one day home. And then while we were walking,
driving home, we we started talking about sex.
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And he said, ask me if I'd had sex with a man yet.
And I said, no, I didn't really experience that.
And then as I'm driving, he slides his hand into my crotch,
you know, and I'm like, OK. And then he's like, well, if you
want to come sneak into my house.
So I'm like, all right, like, why not?
Why not? So, yeah.
So I remember sneaking in like into his house.
And because his parents were still upstairs living, he was
living at home. I.
Mean he was no. Idea and.
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And in that situation, yeah, he won't.
Yeah. And we started, definitely, we
got naked and started rolling around and kissing and sucking
each other's Dicks and so that. But in that situation, I don't
think it was any actual penetration because none of us
were really prepared for like cuz there's some prep work when
you're fucking. The mouth is nutrition.
That well, we were sucking each other's Dicks like, and we both
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did ejaculate and stuff like that.
So, and I do remember going homeand being like, Oh my God, that
was like my first like real sex with that guy where it was like,
oh, I understand. Questions, then.
She was as much big already. You're just talking about my
Dick, by the way. Was there like a any romance
element to this at all for you, especially a first time?
No, it was really kind of like what I he was hot.
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Like I thought he was really cute.
He's been dating my friend for along time.
I knew he was sort of like open to like opportunity.
Like I guess he'd sort of like played around with another
friend of ours in that sort of collective group.
I don't know to what extent, buthe had said, oh, yeah, I know
Rowan. And I'm like, oh, OK, But
because when I sort of said afterwards told him, like it
happened, he's like, oh, yeah, Iknow Rowan kind of like, oh, OK,
whatever. But but yeah, yeah, he was just,
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yeah, he was cute. I'd known him for a long time.
We were, we had known, I had already known him because we
were both from Langley, so we both knew each other already.
He's a few years younger than me.
But yeah, it was just, it was very that whole idea of like
releasing with somebody for me was very an experience that was
very intense. I remember that being that like
going home and just being like, OK, yeah, that's what it is.
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You know, I had a lot of gratitude around my sex because
around my identity, I guess, because my dad at a very young
age did tell me I was gay in a drunk way at the dinner table
one day. I.
Remember that story? I've told you this story.
Yeah. So that really made it so that
there was this like build up of like 10 years of like, this is
what I am, but it wasn't safe toexplore that.
And then my first opportunity toexplore that on your own terms,
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on my own terms with a guy that I was like, yeah.
And it was yeah. It was just like, whoa.
And then we were talking no Internet.
There was no jerking off to likeporn on to.
None of that was accessible. So it was very different.
I mean, I was 21. I was getting magazines at the
time but I'm watching porn. That's.
So I know it's very different, but you had to go to the video
store and select the video and go like, yes, I watch men, I
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watch men jerking off, I watch men getting facials.
Yeah, that's what I. Just go grab straight one.
I was a shame. I never did it.
That's that's shameful. Go fucking bad.
I take porn in the video store Me.
I never get to go to tea. I don't know but.
When we. Shameful.
We should all do it. And for me for.
Me for. Me though, at 17 years old,
example, go there and rent porn.I would have been a shame that
you go to the fucking gay show and that's your friend at the
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school. You're like, let's see.
But I actually so I've I am whatwe call a five star fag or get
Gold Star gay. I've never had sex with women
and my main penis has never entered a vagina.
But you touch TD. But I have touched TS and I have
touched the. I have touched the.
Vagina. I think all gay men of touch
titty because their mother the straight women.
Yeah. No, the straight women, once
they find out you're gay it's like they start throwing their
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tits in your face. Be like here, touch em, touch em
because nobody else gets too. Being gay doesn't mean I don't
like yeah, or maybe not gay doesn't mean I don't like tits
either. Talking about that.
Thing all right. Yeah, that's mine.
Passing it along. All right.
Who would like to go next? Thank you, Daddy.
Next down to the door, Well, you're the next in line.
Actually, yes, let's do the age thing.
So you're right, I am next in line.
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So, you know, coming to think about it.
I mean, your first sexual experience.
I, I'm like daddy age. I mean, I think I started
exploring my sexuality, you know, with, with myself with,
you know, 12/13. Years.
Oh God I was jerking. I don't even get me started on
what I was doing to myself at like the age of 10.
Yeah, you will not sleep tonight.
You. Would not know like you.
Broke this Dick. I broke my Dick.
It broke OK, we'll we'll we'll come back to I broke my Dick
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Daddy age broke his Dick She's. Still working very well.
You cannot tell, but still. I think that's an after hours,
that's the thing. You know what, sorry, I agree.
I think that's an after hour story.
We're talking for Ginny. We're not talking about play.
Well, I mean, God, I was kinky. Yeah, I'm, I'm excited to hear
how dad. So, so stay tuned for Squirrels
After Dark episode 13. Daddy broke his Dick.
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Would be spicy. Daddy H broke his Dick.
How Daddy H broke his Dick. That'll be there.
No one actually told. Me until I was 50.
That's like the the the highest of all three Norville like don't
know like before this movie. Can't.
Can't hear you 2 You're talking over each other.
I'm gonna make sure. Bye.
I see, OK, I I know. So with that being said,
starting off 1213, I of course have had my first female sexual
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encounter was definitely we wereup with a bunch of our friends.
We were you know, I wasn't completely out and of course we
were camping with a bunch of friends, had sex with this girl
We were kind of dating at the time we were camping and Blam.
Of course, after, you know, it happened, I got hit with the oh,
I'm pregnant. Oh.
I got hit with the Oh, yeah, I got hit with the oh, you're, you
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know, I'm pregnant with your baby.
For your first time. I think we were about 17 at 17
or 18 I think was my first time.Some people have baby were
younger. Oh yeah, yeah, of course, but of
course she wasn't it was just a complete scam.
But that was my first time with say a a a girl.
I did have many female girlfriends growing up because I
gained it was it's exploring andI wasn't comfortable with me
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coming out of the closet. My first male sexual encounter
was actually with a guy that No,definitely not.
No, no. It was with a guy that because
again, I was very timid, very shy.
I would never go to the stores, you know, I would never go to
the gay bar, even when I've turned, you know, illegally.
And no grinder, nothing at that time.
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No, nothing. I was like dad at age.
We have no grind or nothing. I wouldn't go to the video
store, you know, because again, I was terrified of someone
finding me out. Was actually a guy that I worked
at. I worked in the mall at Toys and
Wheels, the toy store, and therewas Woolworths, like the
Woolworths department stores. And there was a really, really,
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really hot guy that used to, andI just would go in there
sometimes because I used to walkthrough the store to get into
the mall and that's cute. It just kept making eye contact
with and I mean, I was 18/18/19 and I would say he was probably
in his mid, mid 40s. Oh yeah, I see.
Oh yeah, he was definitely mid 40s.
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Sorry and sorry, what was his position?
Was that he was just one of the like, he worked in one of the
store clerks, he worked in one of the departments and was
nothing. Yeah, we just, we just
constantly kept making that eye contact.
It probably went on for a good year, honestly.
Because him, he don't want to doa first step because you're way
younger baby and you try to. We want to.
To go first, I guess. Well, exactly.
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And it was still fairly taboo back then.
Yeah, like. Yeah, it was.
It was something. So, yeah, I went on for an
entire year. And then he actually came into
the store one day and he actually came into toys and
wheels and we finally started talking.
So yeah, we eventually ended up at his place.
It took about a year of an encounter, but we actually ended
up being at his place. And then I was actually, that
was my first actual penetration with an actual meal that was
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not. Weird at the job after when he
was seeing. Him.
No, no, no, we're again but. They didn't work together.
They worked in the same mall. They.
Were in the same mall after thatit was fine yeah, like I said
it, but it that was my first I was penetrated.
He was more he was the dominant 1 and it was again, it was an
experience. It was an amazing experience.
It took about a year to build upto it.
So you can imagine that's a, that's a year of kind of sexual
tension at that age or 1819 a. Little romantic.
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For you, Well, it was absolutelya story and it was of look,
before our. Yeah, it was an entire year.
So yeah, I mean, I, I will absolutely always remember that
because it was, it was a very positive experience.
It wasn't negative in any way. And yeah, it was really nice.
Yeah, it was really cool. I will say it too, like as a
Dom, you know, I feel very, verysecure with myself in that
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spiritual realm. And you know, these girls feel
very comfortable with me very quickly.
I'll just say that being older and wiser as a Dom daddy,
whatever you want to call it, and having the experience as a
sub, people pick up on that energy for sure.
I wonder if you picked up on that energy too?
Oh, I'm sure he did. Yeah, sure, there's totally.
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Gravitational it's AI think for a lot of guys when they it's
about a sense of feeling safe. Big that you feel safe for that
person you will release let go alot more.
But you have to. You have to feel safe.
Yeah, and I think that's what some older gentleman offer
younger people, is the safety net of bits.
It's kind of a nice thing. I agree.
Yeah, I think. You're safe, yeah.
There's just more wide with an older one, yeah.
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Just what? That's a worldwide with another
one, yeah. So with that being said, my
story who is next in line for age?
So that's a great way to but okay, so.
That would be jukey. Okay, is it jukey?
Well, look how excited he got over hearing this story.
You. Wanna hear about that's straight
sex, OK. Yeah, I was three years.
Ago, three years ago, he was straight.
(34:33):
You gotta remember that. Oh, really?
Interesting. Yeah, he's only technically,
he's only been. GEEF officially came out
December 27th, 2 years ago. But I catch.
Up fast on the phone after on the phone after he broke up with
his girlfriend. Oh my God, I don't.
I will not get that story that saw follow us.
Yeah, it was. Me.
OK, well, that's another story. That's that's for another time
story anyway. She tries so bad.
(34:58):
Go ahead. You're.
Laughing about it, OK. That was stupid of me, yeah.
Anyway. Please continue.
So I met this guy through I was dating his friend and his friend
cheated on me with his ex-girlfriend and I ended up
dating. W.
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We'll call him W, and he and I were about the same age and we
were both virgins. And it was really painful
because neither of us knew aboutLube.
And that's never the first time was never respond for.
It no, no, it wasn't it. Actually, I liked the guy.
We were both so uncomfortable because it was both our first
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time and but you know what? You got to start somewhere.
Yeah, you got to take that firststep, right.
That's. Almost.
Better, right, J Rod, take that first step both.
Of us, both of us, I'm pretty sure grew up in a very prudish
household where you didn't talk about sex, you didn't talk about
your body, that kind of thing. So it was a positive experience
because actually a few years later, after we had both
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experience with other people, weended up hooking up for one
week. That was much better.
That's awesome. Experience.
Now. Great.
Yeah. That's cool.
Yeah, but yeah, it was in his parents basement.
You know, he made it all romantic and stuff.
He had the fireplace going and he had like a bed laid out on
the floor. It was a gentleman, he.
Just didn't decide to spit on his Dick first.
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What? Why you think that's so odd?
If I had known, but you know, wedid, there was nowhere like.
Dry hump, literally. The Internet was barely a thing.
I mean there. Wasn't a lot for us to research.
Like I could have gone through my parents closet and found all
their sex books but you know. But what to learn is to do a bit
smart. Thing to do.
It is. It is what it is, right?
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But by the way, like to me, I never heard a girl tell me the
first time was very amazing. I mean that that's a day that's
always get better with. Well, especially when you're
both virgins. Well, and there's a lot.
Of but for the guy that doesn't change much.
I mean so I mean a virgin or notlike you so like with the
sensation would be not very muchdifferent to depend on that that
change. I think for the girl that change
everything all. Right.
We'll move, continue moving on because we want to get all of
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our guests. We have four more guests and
who's next? Who is next?
Closer. 32 child. How old are you?
32. OK, so I guess that would be me.
OK, Sharon, please tell us. OK, so several firsts.
First sex. We don't need all of the firsts.
Not the first time you kissed. Not the first.
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First time you had sex you were penetrated, according to
Frenchie. Or just something serious?
Well, see, there's the first time that I've given and
received blowjob. OK, let's talk about that.
Elementary school friend. Best friend.
Wow. Yeah.
We started out young. Mom.
Mom would go out. I'd be babysitting my younger
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sisters. So I had to ask if my best
friend can come over, you know, just sit.
Yeah. Why not spend the night and, you
know, help me control these little hellion women.
Mom was OK with it. So, you know, couple times it
was just, you know, babysitting,watching movie, dealing with the
kids. And then he suggested a game
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that we played. It's always a game.
Yeah, it was called ghost. So we would take like a blanket
and drape it over one of us and we'd kind of walk around in the
room and try and find the other people in there.
We touch them, they become the ghost and you know, avoid the
ghost. Played with two people.
Well, it was he, he, he was the one that came up with the game.
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So it was, it was him, myself and my older, younger sister.
My young, my youngest sister wasstill in the crib at the time.
So, you know, it was, it was a game that included my sister.
You know, she had fun and enjoyed it and everything else.
And when she was a ghost, we were, I was kind of hiding in
the corner staying away from her.
And he made his way around. Next thing I knew he was like
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grabbing my ass. Well that led to other things
and then put the kids to bed. Next thing I knew we were
downstairs in my room and blowing each other.
First, first 69 that's. So there you go.
First first first swallowing too.
That was like I said, that was probably about grade 5-6 ish
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right around there. So 1011.
Do you even come for? Yeah, yes, you can.
You can come back then in that young age.
So that was, that was the first.Now our listeners know.
First, first blowjob and 1st swallowing.
It was good. Me first bottoming.
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That probably would have been about maybe 14 at a house party
with an older gentleman. So that happened.
Everybody, everybody was passed out.
Everybody was passed out and, you know, I had passed out, woke
up in the middle of the night and, you know, just kind of
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played with him and one thing led to another and I was riding
him like a horse. Good times.
I think we were possibly going to have to carry some of this
topic over for the next episode because we have still have 3
guests and literally. You know, and French.
He could take forever. We want to make sure.
No, you know, would be simple. And all the good.
Stories 15 After a Bush party, severely drunk, had my first sex
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with female. And you need to be drunk to do
that. Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, it only happened because literally in my mind,
like when I think back to it, inmy mind, I thought I was having
sex with a guy. Oh my.
God, whoa. Apparently it lasted 4 hours.
I was her first. She was a virgin, 4 at that
point. I was.
Yeah. She looked at the clock.
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Apparently 4, just slightly. 4 1/2 roughly hours.
I don't know if she's looking atit.
And the first time. Good.
Or it's like wow, this is just this is ever gonna stop.
Yeah, it's probably that this. Time of the girl.
And so that was my first time with a girl.
I was her first and yes after 4 1/2 hours of having sex she did
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get pregnant. I wanted to see but she had a
miscarriage thankfully because Iwas 15.
What great father you would havedone?
I think I would have been a gooddad.
You would. Have been a good dad I'm pretty
sure. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, if she
did carry to term, I'd have a 30year old kid right now.
Hey A. Thing like me Imagine imagine
(41:31):
have a dumbass like me. Yeah, it's crazy dirty.
Dad. So scary.
So yeah, those are my firsts. Thanks.
For sharing. Thank you for sharing hubby.
And who would? Well, who is next?
French is next. OK, we got 3 hours more y'all.
Than me, yeah, you're the next down in the age group.
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Son no. First time I used to have 13
with a girl if she was older 16.We do that in a sand pit in the
front of my house because that was a.
Sand Pit. Nobody can see around.
That was just a hole, right? I remember I used to have like
sand on my fucking Dick. Pretty cool actually.
The guy that in the movie or something?
And she used to have very big tit because she was older and
that was in the village for real.
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That was one of the most big tits.
There must be sand because I I think.
There was. Like I played with her multiple
time after that too. More older to win.
Whose idea was it to go in the sand?
First we're playing that like with people, like a kid that's
like wrestling and everything. If I end up alone with her and
put me on the ground and we start, yeah, that's it.
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Wow, I didn't come. But we do a penetration.
She was the dominant 1. And in case she was two times
bigger than me, she was well known for don't fuck with her
because she will beat you ass. She was tall and she was large
and very supportive. But yeah, she took.
Advantage of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's not the 10th time after. I think it might have been your
first pup experience too, because puppies like holes.
I was in the giant holes playingwith the holes.
Yeah. OK and for good pass my second
time, my second time that's withyeah yeah, that was not that
much long time ago. That was with an older man and
that was very good because like me, I tell him like that was I
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never did it and like when I gotthis, he got no expectation
nothing and good. We like him see we chatted a
long time and he was tradish guys.
He was not too bad. Let's say for a guy like me for
the first time, it's like and hewas like we're drinking beer and
we're chatting and he at one point I remember I kiss him and
that was the first time I was kissing someone with beer and I
was oh that's weird. And after that, like he's just
stand up, put on this pant and just towel and I was like what
(43:40):
the fuck? I do it as I was knowing what to
do. And I've not said you know what
to. Do no way that's your first time
and still today I'm not sure it believed it was my first one,
but yes, that was my first one. Well, good.
But I'm again, I'm glad it's a positive.
Yeah, but he explained. Milo, I already like thank you,
thank him for that because like I said, that was a good
experience. And if you say Mila, I was not
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want to give you a bad experience because I am the
first. If you have a fucking shitty
first experience so maybe you will not never attend again.
It's true, it'll it'll. It can do a lot of.
Mental. I had a few people's first and
I'd make sure you create an experience for them.
Like, yeah, because you know that.
That the first time you. Yeah, you want them to be.
Yeah, You want them to know thatthis is a safe.
And you know what? That's.
Maybe why people go over to all older men a lot in the game.
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Or because that's always gone you.
You don't know how much the guy know what he's doing.
I'm gonna see something like very out there and abstract and
philosophical. But lately I've been thinking
about this. I think why sex, sex is so
powerful is because sexual energy in general is a very
creative energy, which might be the origin of the universe on
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some level. And I think about that a lot.
That's just the thing. But that's why it's so creative
and destructive. Like there's so much power
there. It has a lot, as I say, it has a
tech energy, has a lot of power.Yeah, yeah.
Both. Yeah, my God, you become a super
humane. Sometime and yeah, yeah, that's
true and there is a responsibility especially if
you're a Dom, if you're this, ifyou're the Dom or the leader,
yeah, that's all that's saying but that's true There is a
(45:07):
responsibility to make sure thatyou wield your power or power
well, right. Or in a way that is respectful
and mindful of people. Yeah.
But it's hard because. Yeah.
I mean, that was not your first time we're talking, not as
someone else. Yeah, OK.
That was the guy and I stopped seeing it.
Yeah, it's actually. Your turn.
Do I have enough time? Yes.
Yes, you do. OK.
So have time. I think we can fit everybody in.
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So luckily I was really awkward as a teenager, which is good.
I was and I was always, I was always like really short in high
school. Actually I didn't get my like
proper growing spurt till I was like in grade 11 type of thing.
Keep this in mind. I was very short in high school.
Didn't start getting tall, Yeah.I come from a very tall family.
That's a whole thing. But yeah, I just.
(45:50):
Very ties in Quebec. Sorry, you are very ties in
Quebec. Everyone is the.
Tall or they're very tall, but yeah, that was a thing so, so
yeah, luckily I had luckily I had by the way, my my lady
friend has sorry she's just getting into the world of kink
and it's so much fun because she's.
Back to your first friend here. Anyways.
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Thank you. Jude so, so refreshing.
First time, first time, first time.
Time fucking. Scroll Yeah, I had many.
I had a lot of opportunities. Were tapping the table.
A lot of girls were flirting with me throughout the years and
yeah, luckily I was awkward because I didn't get anybody
pregnant and I think about that,so I'm grateful for that.
That just would have been not good.
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And then I grew. I, I didn't lose my virginity
till, sorry guys, till 20. I think I was 22.
I was 21, yeah. That's fine.
Oh my. God, something like that and it
was with a really nice girl that's been at the time, she was
quite experienced and it was just a very casual conversation
with her. We had already we had dated
previously like a couple years before and I felt comfortable
(46:54):
with her and and she was just like I asked her if she'd
whatever I brought it up, I forget how, and she was just
like, yeah, I'll take your virginity.
Man, that's not for her. That's not for her.
To be your first one, I can understand that.
That's just something. Be the first one of someone
that's always cool. Yeah, totally.
And yeah, she's a sweetheart. We're still really good friends
and that's cool. And I just remember I remember
(47:16):
like, like fucking. And I remember being like, yeah,
this, everything makes sense. Like, this feels good.
With all due respect to her, butlike, it felt like I was fucking
like the prettiest cloud. Cloud.
That's the way I explained to mybut it felt like I was just
fucking in clouds. Like it just, it felt so good.
So euphoric. And just like I don't.
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Actually have teeth, you know so.
It all makes sense. Wow, everything made sense and I
actually did last a very long time to the point where I she
basically gave up she was so tired.
So she was watching the clock like hubby.
Yeah, apparently, I think it waslike an hour in or something.
And and yeah, in the morning we definitely figured things out
(48:01):
and then. But yeah, my first time, yeah, I
didn't technically finish, I guess.
OK, that's happened the first time I think.
I think more times than not, I think that's.
Yeah, that's all to come, going to come.
Not now, but it's a different. Scenario.
Yeah, we're alone with the guy. It's complicated.
Yeah, I don't. Know, I actually don't know why
my tolerance is like, I guess it's always been pretty good.
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I can go for a long time before I.
Come, I mean you come, you continue it as a.
Thing yeah, see I have a yeah I can come stay hard and keep
fucking. Because me, you know why I can
come take hour? Spider I I call him every
female's dream that he can climax and then stay hard and
keep going. Yeah, it's on.
Last night, Totally. If I mean to them romantically,
(48:45):
yeah. Sorry to make a whole online
last one. Me, Lord, you know what, I take
so much time to come. Lord, when someone asked me
that, I say OK, bye, you're ready.
That's going to take our. That's.
We are waiting now and. We know his mom's listening.
We have 5 minutes and then we'regoing to do our closing.
Moms where this is the time to be listening, mom.
Well, much more like. Much like the time limit, that's
going to be short and sweet. Never don't sell yourself
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shorts. No, no, actually it's going to
be short and sweet. My first time with a with a guy
is with Sharon. Drinks.
Drinks were involved. Yes, that was me.
Yeah, drinks were involved. Yep.
I was hammered as fuck. You know.
I've never been with. I've never been with a female
though. Yeah, so.
Yeah, so. And we knew, like I knew your
story was gonna be. Yeah.
(49:30):
Short, short, sweetened to the point.
Yeah, first time with Sharon. Drinks were involved.
It looked like the first time ofa lot of people.
It had a bit of drink and. My ass did hurt.
For a few days afterwards, though, Sharon for for our
listener Sharon is glowing. Refer to podcast YouTube episode
to watch Sharon glowing And if you and if you do follow the
(49:52):
YouTube channel you're you're more than welcome watching all
the cash try to secretly eat thechocolate cashew nuts off off
the episode I. Get a lot.
Yeah, yeah, you did. If you want to watch it, you can
actually watch them and just go on the YouTube channel and watch
the episode of What Goes On Behind.
You have to admit like I have a good choice for the topic.
(50:13):
Those were actually. It was a good job.
To Juke, I like NI. And we have not actually covered
that topic. That's one of the times.
Yeah, it's one of the topics that we have not actually talked
to, which is about. So I'm, I am excited to hear the
next episode. With that being said, I want to
say a huge shout out to our listeners again, 72 countries
currently following us. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, about. I think the last time we looked
(50:35):
it was 4300 and some odd downloads.
Oh my God, thank you for puttingup with us.
You know, it's, it's amazing, amazing, so much fun.
It's always important to talk about the importance of mental
health. We always want to make sure we
do the shout outs for, you know,all the crisis center that I'm
involved in 988 numbers. If you need help, if you are, if
you are suffering from depression, anything at all,
(50:57):
there's numbers out to help you.Please, you're not alone.
There are so many resources out there for you in the world and
we love doing a shout outs to somany of our other places we are
involved. You know, in the Crossroads
Hospice we do a shout out to Pump Jacks.
Without Pump Jacks we would not have a place for the LGBT
community, especially the King community to do it.
And I am hoping to get Byron on this show.
(51:19):
Well, if we can do live, we practice this live thing, maybe
we can do a live podcast from downtown sometime.
They would be super cool. We've actually.
It would be recorded, but we can, We can.
Probably, yeah. We were recorded previously.
The whole shebang we. Live in this downtown, I think.
Yeah, I think. Maybe we have to have a group,
people there. It could be a live podcast with
an audience. Would be kind of fun.
It would be really, oh, I know again, doing, doing it with this
(51:43):
one, because in order to properly record it properly, you
know, everyone has to have theirown microphone.
So it's, it's, it's tough to do.We, we, we experienced it
before. We did try to do it at a live
location. We didn't have the setup we have
now. So everything would have to come
down. So it's a, it's an interesting,
but it's it would be really cool.
To do. Not impossible, but doable.
Yes, it. Is doable, but I'd love to have
him on. Lots of things are doable, yeah.
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Hey, and on that note, love, peace and chicken grease.
Thank you very much. We actually still have time.
I just want to make sure we didn't run out of time to make
sure. And then we got everybody on
today's podcast. Well, he had his first time too.
Oh, that was Nest. That was worse when I took the
headphones off. Should have left them on Cluck.
Norris had his first time as well.
(52:24):
Yeah, I was gonna say, what's his story?
And yeah, we're. Excited.
It was mouth to mouth with Rick at the Vegas pool.
Drowned. Yeah.
We can't talk after the time. Of the broken Dick of daddy.
Well, we're gonna do it next episode.
Oh yeah, that's what broken Dick.
Yeah. So we're gonna take a break,
order some, figure out the time to order the food.
I will sneak away and order our pizza mid episode.
We're. Gonna have spicy chicken so
we're. Gonna have spicy chicken.
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That would be a big thing. And I think that.
Fight. Yeah.
And then we're gonna do August. August 31st is going to be my my
podcast party. Yeah, we'll be back for that
one. Yeah, so, and it was
specifically when you when you when you said you guys were
gonna be back. It's great.
So it's 31st the podcast will happen.
And after 31st, it just continues on.
And then it becomes my birthday party.
I tell you I will be back. With his claw.
(53:07):
What's that? I tell.
You I will be there for your 30 years old.
Party I am excited 4040 no I'm I'm.
Not 40, not 40. No, no.
No, no, no. He will be 54.
I'm turning 54. We're trying to be kind, OK?
We. We.
Take this 40 because a week, a week before his birthday, my
Mama turned 64. Yeah, we, we originally we were,
(53:27):
we have still yet to talk about that.
We were the oldest active pup inthe Vancouver pup community.
I'm still the oldest active human aged puppy in the
community. You don't know old Jackie.
You have a key, you know, and he's always in the backstop.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't.
I don't remember seeing him, butI.
Don't. Yeah, he's an elder.
He was doing puppy play 100 years ago.
I don't see him at the events anymore.
He's on to see the ghost. We're good.
(53:52):
Does anybody have any final shout outs before we shout it
down and do a reset? Get ready for the next episode?
No. All right.
Shout out to your mom. Shout out to Mom.
There you go. Stinky Pup's secret word of the
day. Remember Hero beat?
Virginity. Virginity, virginity.
I like that. OK, let's go with it.
(54:13):
So the stinky pup's secret word is virginity.
Virginity. We love my lovely stinky pups.
One day we will get to meet all of them, OK?
But the next one will be broken big data.
OK, I absolutely like that one. Maybe.
Yeah, we'll figure it out. Right guys, take a break.
We love you all. Thank you for listening.
And we're going to shut it down and get a reset and we're going
to be back in about 15 minutes to start my Hubbies episode,
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episode 13 of Squirrels After Dark.
Love you.
And, and, and we're down. All right, everybody, welcome
back to the show. We are on episode 13 of the
Squirrel Hour. I am your host, Rick Hunter, AKA
Spider Pup, and we have a wonderful cast with us today.
Before we get into the day's show and today's episode,
remember that we are a Not Safe for Work podcast and we always
want to make sure that you know people are aware of that before
(00:22):
you go play it on your episodes.Before getting into everyone
who's here today, I'd like to pass the table over to my
wonderful husband, Sharon, the boys, for our announcement prior
to each episode. This.
What? Sorry.
Oh my gosh. I had a brain, brain not
braining moment. We are recorded podcast is
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recorded and brought to you fromthe unseated and traditional
territories of the Coquitlam First Nations.
And we thank you for being here I go.
Thank you very much, my love. I appreciate that.
So with us today, we have a wonderful we have returning
guest with us today returning and actually we have something
to mark that that that occasion today.
(01:05):
So we have with us puppy. We have our wow, I'm Brandy.
We have everybody brain fart daypup, Frenchy and Teddy Acer with
us today. We have our lovely and bestie
Jukie. Hi, we have our residents puppy
slash Otter. Yellow.
(01:25):
All right, so that's J rod slashTitan.
We of course we have Pop Frenchie say hi.
Yeah, that's me there. You go my lovely husband Sharon,
the boys. Sharon.
Thank you honey for starting offthe happy hour episode.
Our always sexy T-bone. Bone T.
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And our final guest, Daddy H. Hello.
Hello. Excellent.
So we don't need introductions because we have a very special
something for you. Wow.
We do now. It is created lovingly by Juki.
Can I eat it? No, sorry, however.
You can eat out of. It you can eat out of it, yeah.
You can. So Juki has begun creating our
(02:08):
first official merch. And because you both are the
most recurring guests, you get the first ones off the
production line given to you so.The second and third.
Nice. Second and third, yeah.
So those are ones that Jukey created and brought over for you
today, official. Squirrel Hour.
Very. Cool.
I feel like a like a celebrity right now.
(02:30):
You should you, absolutely. You are.
Thank you very much you. Are the most recurring guest.
On the show wine label too, right?
Yes, very good that. Was that was well, this is just
a because we used to review a bottle of wine is where it
originally came from. And of course we have the puppy
like the little paw on our emblem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The little puppy chain, yeah,
all the. Little things.
(02:50):
I like squirrels, yeah. I know that's good.
Chase squirrels. Puppy chase squirrels.
Oh my God, You think about everydeath.
Yeah, it's. Very good.
It's very, very good. Thank you very much.
What's that? But we like coming.
That's why we come. And we love having you like I
wish. She reached that bug until my
dead. So juky the the emblem was
actually created. If you ever listen to the first
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podcast, that's when we, of course, we came up with the
name. You know how we were coming up
with the name. We came up with the squirrel
hour because we couldn't keep ontrack.
Squirrel, we squirrel everywhere.
Exactly. And then, then I then I became
involved in the pup community like well over a year after the
first episode. And that's when it started to be
kind kind of funny that it became the Squirrel Hour.
You were you were a puppy in thezoole.
Yeah, also, squirrels attract puppies.
(03:33):
Well, yeah, just saying. They just, they do.
They're. Attract right there.
They chase them, yeah. We chase them.
We chase them. Yeah, and Juki came up with the
creation of the. She actually came up with the.
Emblem. I love that emblem.
It is we. Squirrel or the whole thing?
The whole thing. Why not perfect?
It is. We went through a few and then
we originally had a pride on thebottle of wine and then one of
our followers that was mentioned, they were like, we
(03:55):
would be nice if you could make it a progressive.
So then it changed the game fromthe pride to the progressive
pride flag. So that changed.
And this is called. This one's actually called the.
Inclusive. Inclusive progressive flag It is
because it's got the yellow and the.
Purple, it's got everything sex.And then one other pup mentioned
that, you know, we should have after I became, you know, Bob in
the pup community became a pup that we wanted the little pup.
(04:17):
And that's when Juki went ahead and made the little pup a little
little pup wine wine charm as the as the pup thing around the
glass of wine. So we still see.
So yeah, it still reflects DHL was.
It progressive. Progressive.
Progressive product. Well, the intersex progressive
flag, yeah, because the yellow and purple ring are the intersex
piece of it. Got it.
The progressive flag was the oneprevious to that where it was.
(04:39):
That piece was not. OK my God, do you need a manual
for? The world, it's, it's been a
journey because the original pride flag actually had pink
stripe as well and it was 7 stripes.
It wasn't 6. So yeah.
And joining us today, Oh my God.Did they do that?
Yeah, it's a whole history, which is a real cool history
lesson. Spaz is an.
Easy Pride month, too, so that'skind.
Of cool. It is Pride Month and we're
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missing. Happy world pride.
It is, and we're missing Sprinkles and the kids and
Silent Peter today. They are not able to make it on
the episode. We love you, we we missed.
Yeah, yes, Silent Peter is there.
Yes. He's there.
No, he's just very silent. He's just very silent.
Very, very have to believe. Very, very, very silent.
But with that being said, our topic that we're going to be
discussed today, which we chose just a few moments ago, is our
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first kind of consensual sexual experience that we had as we
were growing up is what we were going to talk about.
Male and female if you. Have, absolutely.
I mean, it's an inclusive podcast.
My hand, right? I think that's what count for.
The your hand. You have no.
Sexist ticket. I can't discuss that one.
It wasn't consensual. That with that being said, the
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gifts have been given around thetable.
Does anybody have anything positive that has happened to
them in the last two weeks? So we and since we have not met
to share before we get into today's topic, yeah, T-bone I.
Just want to throw out a message.
Just just saying my heart goes out to all the human beings on
earth that just want peace and love.
I just want to put that out there with what's going on in
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the world. Yep, it's a, it's a It's a
crazy, crazy time right now in my.
Heart's heavy for everybody. Thank you for that T-bone.
Yeah, it's definitely heavy out there, Yeah.
Right, and just for cuz you knowwhat you were saying before
you're talking about your hand me a joke of follow is with
both. So that's mean that was a tree
sold my first time. That's true.
That's true. Good point.
(06:28):
Feet. Put your feet in there or orgy.
So put your feet in there. It's an orgy when you're talking
to a gay guy. That gave me a lot of things.
You put your feet in there. That's just some people like to
sit on them. Sit on hose?
I never thought about that. You you need to cut your nail
very correctly. Yeah, interesting.
(06:49):
Some people, I can see that. You know, there's fisting and
then there's footing. Interesting.
Yeah, like the people. My foot would cramp up.
I mean, you have to kick in the same time so that you get in.
Yeah, that's a, that's a real. One punishment and a.
All right, remember that bangs going to the toe.
And I'll remind everybody that we are on a podcast to be aware
of everyone not speaking over each other as we record the
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show. I have something good to happen.
Dad's got to step in. Right.
Daddy. For once I have something good
to happen, I'm going to get to it before Spider does.
Yesterday was our last day doingthe meat draw for the Crossroads
Hospice Society and yesterday webroke just over 18,000 total
(07:33):
raised since beginning the meat draw and very proud to be part
of that. And I counted up my Saturdays
and it was 24 weeks. Congrats, that's a lot.
That we were involved with it. Thank you, Daddy.
Yay. And it is still continuing.
It's not stopping just because you guys aren't doing it
anymore. No, no, somebody else is taking
(07:53):
it over. Yeah.
Taking it over. Well, next Saturday is the final
day of the Crossroads meat draw because their license expires.
But there's the Kinsmen are stepping up to cover the summer
that the Crossroads are not going to be there.
And then the Crossroads will be back in the fall.
They they do their meat draws during the school year and then
take the summer off. Can't remember what the
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reasoning was. It was something about because
the funds that are raised don't go to school programs or
something like that, I don't know.
Well, it's been an honor. We're you know, we were very
proud to be part of it. We're going to continue to be
and always in some facet, you know, in certain days.
But yes, it was, it was great. And I think that was one of the
the definitely the highlights that it has been achieved.
(08:35):
We were happy to be part of it, but we need some time to
ourselves, time for. Saturdays back.
It's important to give, but it'salso important to remember to
give to yourself. You need your time self.
Care and doesn't mean you won't do it again, but just for now.
Absolutely. Or something different.
Well, and we're still very much going on to year three of the BC
crisis. So I'm a senior educator.
(08:56):
So this will be year three of myvolunteering for the BC Crisis
Center. So that is continuing on.
That is not stopping. That's awesome.
And I'm just gonna stay at home and not vacuum.
Well, you've got a robot vacuum now.
So yeah, why do you need to go over that too?
Thank you Vader for all your services.
I didn't find a way to not charge.
It though very funny. Exactly.
(09:17):
Thank you. And you know what?
Something else that positive happened today that was amazing.
That's not. Yours Jukie's chair was actually
cleaned, which took we bought those stupid rollers because
spaz loves to sit on Jukie's chair.
My ass is gonna be fur free whenI get out of the chair.
And do you know how many pieces it took?
(09:37):
How many like those little sheets, sheets 15 to clean that
fucking chair before she sat down?
And as soon as I got in to my chair, where was he?
Right over there. Yep, like he loves that chair.
But anyway, that's my thing. How about anybody else?
I. Smell good.
I had breakfast with my mom thismorning.
Well. That's good.
(09:58):
For you, I love it. One day we'll actually meet your
mom. How is Mom?
Oh, you were saying outside thatthis is the mom's gonna be
listening to this episode? Yeah.
Really. Yeah.
Well, hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
Hi, we apologize in advance. Mom's secret word is breakfast.
Good. Explosion I.
(10:19):
Think that should be the pup's secret?
Word. Oh God, would you like that to
be the secret word? OK, so that is the pup's secret
word for this episode then? Just makes things.
Easier breakfast, right? Well, we waited till the end of
it. I liked it because we made them
wait to the end of it. Otherwise they could be like I
found it. Now I don't have to listen to
the whole episode. Fair enough.
Right. Maybe we'll just leave with
them. Maybe we'll change it.
(10:39):
Yeah, we'll change it. That's the fake one for today.
Sucks to be you. Yeah.
No, that's that's Mom's secret. Word.
Mom's secret word is breakfast. There you go.
That way she does. Yeah, next time if I next time
when I see her. Well, actually that'll be July
12th. We're going to the Heart House
for lunch. Cool.
Well, very. Nice.
So. That's a great restaurant.
Yeah, it is. Wow, good for you.
(11:01):
I'm glad you actually had a nicebreakfast and.
I guess she was me, my mom and her girlfriend.
Cool, nice, but we all say helloand we look forward to meeting
her hopefully at maybe in the summertime.
Maybe at Pride. I think that could be Maybe
maybe. OK, then she's single.
She just said. God, man.
God, pay attention. Shut up.
(11:22):
God, there you go. You've been.
You've been anyway. Mom's a MILF, I thought.
Ball and. Exaggerate.
Again, one time I was actually listening.
So kill me now. You should hear what he says in
the background, yeah. I swear if I will be your
stepfather and I will go throw the ball with you every day.
(11:44):
I swear to God, Frenchie, I willthrow you through a window.
Shut up. That's normal.
Sometime in the family we have trouble we can pass through.
Shut. Up.
Well, I have something good too.Well, it's not gonna sound good.
But it is after. What just happened after?
Have you spent a night in the hospital?
(12:06):
Bullshit. After he fainted at the wedding
that we were at and then couldn't stop throwing up.
And yeah, so this time it was only one night instead of 5 or
6, and they're actually close tofiguring out what's wrong with
him. So yay, that's positive.
Close to figuring out what's. Wrong.
With him. And we had a, he had a
gastrointestinal bleed he has after this acid reflux, he's got
(12:27):
a low white blood cell count. So his immune system is not
good. And there was one, there was one
other thing. Anyway, they're close to
figuring it all out. And if any of them are actually
connected, yay. Yay.
So there's the there's the end of the story.
And I funny that was mentioned because today we had a very good
friend of ours actually suffer asevere anxiety attack and we had
to call 911 for him. And he is now in the hospital
(12:49):
getting the help he needs. And as much as I know he doesn't
want to be there and he's not enjoying it there, unfortunately
it's where he needs to be. And hopefully like the same
thing, they can figure out a little bit more detail about
caused it and he'll be OK. Is an anxiety attack the same as
a panic attack? Similar.
Yeah, I think they're similar. They're not quite.
They are very similar and my friend he suffers from severe
(13:11):
anxiety sort of it. So it's.
Anxiety is more of AI guess moreof a physical thing.
Like you're getting a physical. And I have them.
Both panicking at physical things you do, your body reacts
too. But I'm not sure.
Yeah, whether I'm not really sure the difference between the
two of them. I think it's more like they
could very well be very similar.Yeah, we've never.
I'm not sure. I know there's similarity.
Somebody's got a phone, they canGoogle it.
That's where he's off to. Bye T-bone.
(13:33):
No, he knows better. He knows better to sneak off to
look at his phone. So.
That's one of the rules of the podcast.
Unless it's important, phones are off limits.
Speaking of which, where the hell is my phone for taking a
picture of the group? Dear.
I mean, that's off limits, but it's OK.
Where dear I will have to find my phone for taking a picture of
the group. Actually got another bit of good
news. One of my buddies came back from
(13:54):
Ireland. Very nice, yeah.
So everywhere, yeah. No, he was test, he was testing
bulletproof vests. That's.
Kind of interesting. So was he a target or was he a?
No, no, no, he was. He didn't.
He didn't have the, he didn't have the bulletproof vest on
him. He had it on a dummy.
(14:14):
His name was Rico Cher. The dummy or the ha ha?
Ha. Ha ha ha, can't believe you're
literally just waiting for that one.
Just falling into that. I I missed?
Ricochet. Rick O'Shea.
Rick O'Shea. OK dad joke, get it?
I missed half of it so. So I have a really random thing.
This is really random, but in the summertime, spring, summer,
(14:39):
I sometimes get allergies and for whatever reason.
Sorry. You're tapping the table.
Oh. My bad.
For some reason coffee engages it.
Something in the coffee, the cream or something.
I don't. It doesn't make any sense.
But in the winter I don't get like that.
Isn't that weird 'cause? You allergy, you get more
phlegmy. You mean like?
I get this, I get this. Really like this itch in the
(15:00):
back of my throat. Well, I get that all the time.
That's that's goddamn fluff everywhere.
Like drinking coffee. But but the coffee engages it
like something in the coffee like especially like iced
coffees. I don't know why.
It's you got me there. Do you sugar?
Yeah. Might not be the coffee, might
be the sugar. But.
But it would affect me in the winter though.
(15:21):
It's just you're not. Drinking You're not drinking
iced coffee in the winter. But this right now just it's,
it's weird. I don't get it.
It's really interesting, but I have allergy pills on me.
I'll stop. Drinking coffee we see if that
continue that would be very the coffee see you.
Say that again. Stop drinking coffee one week
and if that's continue you will know that's not the coffee.
(15:44):
I think it's a combination. But if you never stop coffee,
you will never know. Right.
Yeah, we'll never stop. Yeah.
That's like me. Tell me I've never since.
Would you stop coffee? No.
Angle please. Let's just angle it for there
you. That was heard.
Being a This is what I live with.
Remember this. Remind yourself of this every
(16:06):
time you deal with him. Yes, this is He's on good
behavior right now. Oh dear.
He's got a shock collar on. He just can't see it.
I have. I would like that.
Yeah, I might enjoy that a little too.
Much. Yeah, I will.
I will be more bother. With probably yes.
Yes. I have a joke, not quite sure if
it's a dad joke or not but. We're ready to judge it.
(16:28):
Don't anybody ever take offense to anything that ever comes out
of my mouth to begin with. But what what?
What are people called when theycannot afford gender
reassignment surgery? People kicking.
Their nuts. Transaction denied.
You said that, I say I know. You were.
(16:48):
That's actually pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's not what they've my like.A transperson skate and she
fucking it this part of the skate and you see that after
that like like why anyone of thecommands?
Transaction denied. You have to talk into the
microphone. Actually, I don't know.
Yeah, we'll have to type that off in my face.
Yeah, it probably. I want to make sure that our
wonderful guest can hear your accent and hear your voice.
(17:10):
Touch your nose to it, yes. They eat it and then they can
all try and figure out what he'ssaying.
Great. It can be like a kind of like
topic of the episode Dafty Know what I say it.
Would be really interesting to see if the AI could understand
what he said and that would be the really funny thing to do.
Let AI listen to him and see what it says.
It would be really funny to see what it.
Produces great, so cuz it's there you go, that's better.
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That's something. It's funny, I really, I do, have
learned to understand him quite well.
You understand me better than everyone and.
I will say he comes up with really ingenious ways of
creating words because he will take the French root of the word
and somehow make it English, butyet not be far off from what it
means. Or I could be like, I know what
you're trying to say, not the right word, but I get it.
(17:56):
I'm. Good for to find other way to
say it for like if I don't know the word I will explain it with
other word. Like I'm quick from that but you
become so quick. Sometime I just talk to people
and I don't know the word in English.
Like I just tell a story and I look at the idea and I just say
it in French and it's like and you give me the word.
Or sometime like people look at him because they don't
understand me and him. Exactly the translator.
(18:16):
It's quite entertaining actually.
Like even on the patio earlier Iwas just watching everybody
trying to listen to him and everybody gets really intense
because they've got to stare at him.
They're like. What is he saying?
Do you speak French? No, not a word.
Hi, no, you have some bass, it'slike.
Well, sometimes. More decrease.
Tabernac yeah, I think. Everybody knows that one.
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Yeah, I think that's a. Big.
I actually don't know what that means.
It's like a religious thing, apparently.
Let me explain. I am the Quebec expert there.
That's. Why?
I told. Yeah.
That's why word Quebec, that waslike a religious word and you
use and you change a little bit like one letter or something.
So that's a blasphemy that gets good to use it like that.
Yeah, that's just what that's why we have so much because like
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the Tabernacle, that's the placewhen you put like the wine and
some item for the mess, like that's a little compartment
after the chalice, that's the little cup and then we're doing
the wine, the Austie. That's like the little thing you
eat. But us we like for for swear.
I would say Austie, that's not really the same word because I
use a A instead of AE and the Tabernacle, the real word is
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Tabernacle, but we say Tabernacle.
So again, that's the change of words and it's all we bless
fame. It's in reference to, but not
exact. Yeah, yeah, that's just for say,
like, like you would like say you laughing at God almost.
It's like you use this word saying.
Shite instead of shit. You know, I was not allowed to
to like maybe not anymore with the generation, but to me, if I
was swimming in front of my parents, that was a slap.
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Yeah, we recently watched The Origin of Swear words.
On that was cool. On, I think it's on Netflix and
Nicholas, Nicholas Cage does it and stuff like that.
Yeah. And he goes to like a fuck bitch
cunt. Damn.
Preview for that. And whatever.
And it's really good and like, you know, 1 pro and damn was
like the worst word in the world.
Now it's like barely People likewhat?
Damn. Yeah.
(20:02):
And they're talking about, like they even talk about the
progression of the word shit andfuck becoming those sort of like
colloquial words, words like just common language.
It's no longer going to be a swear word.
It's just what we use. But the vernacular, and they
talk about origins, and they tell you where the origins come
from and why we use these words and stuff like that, too.
It's kind of interesting. Yeah.
So Nicolas Cage, you know, it's always fun to watch.
Him, and he's into it. He's into it.
(20:23):
Yeah, he uses the word a lot like the episode on Fuck.
He's like every chance he gets. Fucked and that was a long time
and he didn't see it. I was like, hey, you gotta.
Skip Yeah, they're definitely worth a watch.
They're like 22 minutes each. I think Rick forgot his
disclaimer. No.
No, he did say it was an offer safe par.
Yeah, he did say the beginning. He was very aware because we've
got Frenchie. Here.
Fair. Enough say it all.
(20:44):
The good thing? But you know, I definitely
recommend the watch. It's very entertaining.
It's. Good.
To check. That out thank you do.
You finally figure out which onehe's attached to.
Mocktails. Didn't you find me?
It it's yeah, I was, I was literally looking and adjusting
and it was the like, something'snot working properly.
So yes, you want. Me to download this.
(21:04):
I I no, you're good too. No.
Good. There you are.
No, I I literally discovered I was like, wait, no, something's
not working. So yeah, oops, my bad.
So no, nobody heard of what I said.
About no, no, we. All We all heard you, yeah.
The key I was talking we. Do not need to repeat.
We, we, we definitely still, we definitely heard you without a
doubt, which is but. Yeah, I was scared.
No, you're good. You're good.
(21:25):
Don't worry. Yeah, we've had so many stupid.
We've learned so much over this podcast over the last three
years. We've had so many stupid
technical difficulties. It's crazy.
So we've actually learned a lot of shit over the last few years.
Thank God. All right, well, let's get on to
the topic. Everybody ready?
Who wants to lead off? Who wants to be the first jukey
if we. Don't do like a clockwise or
(21:46):
unclockwise. It'll be complicated to do that.
Well, I don't want to go last either.
So we could. Start with age.
All this in the room 0. Fuck.
Well, I'm done. OK, I guess it's me.
Well. No daddy age.
I'm older than you. Yeah, he did the second.
One, I'm actually older than you, yeah.
Thank God that died. By the German EST.
For this country, the second war.
Wow. Again, that's the kind of
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bastard I live with. I mean the.
Squad St. together against the fucking Red.
They always make some jokes about my age.
Yeah, OK. Always.
Well, thank goodness, because I'm so happy that I'm not, for
once, the oldest person in the room.
So thank God, yeah. I am the oldest, so consensual,
so I had like I'll sort of speakto two because I like I I
experienced like I wouldn't callit sex besides I.
Touched it is not sex. OK, we put that on the table
(22:29):
right now we talk about sex. OK, Don't touching or the thing
like well I don't want to know if you touch the titties of your
cousin. I want to know if you fuck.
I love it because I know what you will tell, but nothing in
there is sex. That's just.
Touching. No, that's not sex.
I'm not. It's not.
I'm not talking about either. But in front of your friend,
(22:49):
that doesn't count. That's still you're still
virgin, dude. That's.
A strong opinion. The rules are set aside.
And today and. J Becker has spoken.
Yeah, and today's rules are brought to you by Pop Frenchie.
So like I have an experience when I was like 12.
So I was, and that went on for like a few times.
There was a guy, a boy that I played with when we were both
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around 12 years old. We used to, you know, we used to
call it the what happens when you stick it in here kind of
games. So right, so.
Pretty to the point. But do you have penetration at
that game? So I'm, you know, like, yes, I'm
going to say there was like penetration from what I recall.
You don't look true. Because it was so I was 12.
(23:32):
That's, you know, we're 43 yearsago, you know?
You came like. Some things and I like I
remember so I. Put a muzzle on.
Here. Yeah, exactly right.
If you don't come, that's not already some.
Frenchy shut up. Shut up, French bowl Moto so.
You have to wait till he's finished.
So, and this person is still around in my life, this person
has had straight relationships, this person.
(23:53):
So hopefully this person is not listening to the podcast.
Probably not. Probably not.
But this person, yeah, they're, they were family, I guess you
could say, but not really family.
Like they weren't, they weren't blood family, but we were Dutch.
We didn't have a lot of relatives.
So they were other Dutch families that we were associated
with. So he was, yeah.
Something that for a few years we played around and stuff like
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that and played, you know, hide the sausage, whatever you want
to call it. I don't know, like, but it
wasn't, you know, I, I will. I don't think at that time I was
ejaculating like I wasn't into that.
But there was definitely that idea of like, oh, you know, but
did you stick? Your your things in somewhere.
Oh absolutely, I stuck it in hisass.
Oh, OK, yeah, that is an expression.
Should we fuck? I don't know.
OK then. But then so if we jumped so that
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was like I was 12/11 around there.
I guess I don't I I don't recall, but then my first like
sexual experience I would call like I'm going with a guy named
all. Right, I'm going to remind all
of our guests and listeners today that we're here to if
you're hearing a lot of banging going into the microphone today,
it's because everyone's banging their hands on our table.
(24:55):
Table. Yeah, just bang.
So I'm just reminding us that goes into the mix of I'm just
reminding our everybody to. I do that because everyone do it
and that's cool. I know.
But yeah, I know. So then I was about so my first
or I would say where I've lost my virginity.
If we're going to use that as a way, because it's penetration,
it's fucking whatever, ejaculation, according to
Frenchie. No ejaculation.
(25:16):
Not true. Was like I was 21, it was a boy
that was dating a friend of minegirl and they had broken up and
we were all were a big group of us were friends.
And so that, and we both happened to live in Langley and
I did a lot of driving back and forth.
And so that so I was driving home and he asked me for a ride
one day home. And then while we were walking,
driving home, we we started talking about sex.
(25:37):
And he said, ask me if I'd had sex with a man yet.
And I said, no, I didn't really experience that.
And then as I'm driving, he slides his hand into my crotch,
you know, and I'm like, OK. And then he's like, well, if you
want to come sneak into my house.
So I'm like, all right, like, why not?
Why not? So, yeah.
So I remember sneaking in like into his house.
And because his parents were still upstairs living, he was
living at home. I.
Mean he was no. Idea and.
(25:58):
And in that situation, yeah, he won't.
Yeah. And we started, definitely, we
got naked and started rolling around and kissing and sucking
each other's Dicks and so that. But in that situation, I don't
think it was any actual penetration because none of us
were really prepared for like cuz there's some prep work when
you're fucking. The mouth is nutrition.
That well, we were sucking each other's Dicks like, and we both
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did ejaculate and stuff like that.
So, and I do remember going homeand being like, Oh my God, that
was like my first like real sex with that guy where it was like,
oh, I understand. Questions, then.
She was as much big already. You're just talking about my
Dick, by the way. Was there like a any romance
element to this at all for you, especially a first time?
No, it was really kind of like what I he was hot.
(26:39):
Like I thought he was really cute.
He's been dating my friend for along time.
I knew he was sort of like open to like opportunity.
Like I guess he'd sort of like played around with another
friend of ours in that sort of collective group.
I don't know to what extent, buthe had said, oh, yeah, I know
Rowan. And I'm like, oh, OK, But
because when I sort of said afterwards told him, like it
happened, he's like, oh, yeah, Iknow Rowan kind of like, oh, OK,
whatever. But but yeah, yeah, he was just,
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yeah, he was cute. I'd known him for a long time.
We were, we had known, I had already known him because we
were both from Langley, so we both knew each other already.
He's a few years younger than me.
But yeah, it was just, it was very that whole idea of like
releasing with somebody for me was very an experience that was
very intense. I remember that being that like
going home and just being like, OK, yeah, that's what it is.
(27:21):
You know, I had a lot of gratitude around my sex because
around my identity, I guess, because my dad at a very young
age did tell me I was gay in a drunk way at the dinner table
one day. I.
Remember that story? I've told you this story.
Yeah. So that really made it so that
there was this like build up of like 10 years of like, this is
what I am, but it wasn't safe toexplore that.
And then my first opportunity toexplore that on your own terms,
(27:44):
on my own terms with a guy that I was like, yeah.
And it was yeah. It was just like, whoa.
And then we were talking no Internet.
There was no jerking off to likeporn on to.
None of that was accessible. So it was very different.
I mean, I was 21. I was getting magazines at the
time but I'm watching porn. That's.
So I know it's very different, but you had to go to the video
store and select the video and go like, yes, I watch men, I
(28:07):
watch men jerking off, I watch men getting facials.
Yeah, that's what I. Just go grab straight one.
I was a shame. I never did it.
That's that's shameful. Go fucking bad.
I take porn in the video store Me.
I never get to go to tea. I don't know but.
When we. Shameful.
We should all do it. And for me for.
Me for. Me though, at 17 years old,
example, go there and rent porn.I would have been a shame that
you go to the fucking gay show and that's your friend at the
(28:29):
school. You're like, let's see.
But I actually so I've I am whatwe call a five star fag or get
Gold Star gay. I've never had sex with women
and my main penis has never entered a vagina.
But you touch TD. But I have touched TS and I have
touched the. I have touched the.
Vagina. I think all gay men of touch
titty because their mother the straight women.
Yeah. No, the straight women, once
they find out you're gay it's like they start throwing their
(28:50):
tits in your face. Be like here, touch em, touch em
because nobody else gets too. Being gay doesn't mean I don't
like yeah, or maybe not gay doesn't mean I don't like tits
either. Talking about that.
Thing all right. Yeah, that's mine.
Passing it along. All right.
Who would like to go next? Thank you, Daddy.
Next down to the door, Well, you're the next in line.
Actually, yes, let's do the age thing.
So you're right, I am next in line.
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So, you know, coming to think about it.
I mean, your first sexual experience.
I, I'm like daddy age. I mean, I think I started
exploring my sexuality, you know, with, with myself with,
you know, 12/13. Years.
Oh God I was jerking. I don't even get me started on
what I was doing to myself at like the age of 10.
Yeah, you will not sleep tonight.
You. Would not know like you.
Broke this Dick. I broke my Dick.
It broke OK, we'll we'll we'll come back to I broke my Dick
(29:35):
Daddy age broke his Dick She's. Still working very well.
You cannot tell, but still. I think that's an after hours,
that's the thing. You know what, sorry, I agree.
I think that's an after hour story.
We're talking for Ginny. We're not talking about play.
Well, I mean, God, I was kinky. Yeah, I'm, I'm excited to hear
how dad. So, so stay tuned for Squirrels
After Dark episode 13. Daddy broke his Dick.
(29:57):
Would be spicy. Daddy H broke his Dick.
How Daddy H broke his Dick. That'll be there.
No one actually told. Me until I was 50.
That's like the the the highest of all three Norville like don't
know like before this movie. Can't.
Can't hear you 2 You're talking over each other.
I'm gonna make sure. Bye.
I see, OK, I I know. So with that being said,
starting off 1213, I of course have had my first female sexual
(30:19):
encounter was definitely we wereup with a bunch of our friends.
We were you know, I wasn't completely out and of course we
were camping with a bunch of friends, had sex with this girl
We were kind of dating at the time we were camping and Blam.
Of course, after, you know, it happened, I got hit with the oh,
I'm pregnant. Oh.
I got hit with the Oh, yeah, I got hit with the oh, you're, you
(30:40):
know, I'm pregnant with your baby.
For your first time. I think we were about 17 at 17
or 18 I think was my first time.Some people have baby were
younger. Oh yeah, yeah, of course, but of
course she wasn't it was just a complete scam.
But that was my first time with say a a a girl.
I did have many female girlfriends growing up because I
gained it was it's exploring andI wasn't comfortable with me
(31:01):
coming out of the closet. My first male sexual encounter
was actually with a guy that No,definitely not.
No, no. It was with a guy that because
again, I was very timid, very shy.
I would never go to the stores, you know, I would never go to
the gay bar, even when I've turned, you know, illegally.
And no grinder, nothing at that time.
(31:22):
No, nothing. I was like dad at age.
We have no grind or nothing. I wouldn't go to the video
store, you know, because again, I was terrified of someone
finding me out. Was actually a guy that I worked
at. I worked in the mall at Toys and
Wheels, the toy store, and therewas Woolworths, like the
Woolworths department stores. And there was a really, really,
(31:43):
really hot guy that used to, andI just would go in there
sometimes because I used to walkthrough the store to get into
the mall and that's cute. It just kept making eye contact
with and I mean, I was 18/18/19 and I would say he was probably
in his mid, mid 40s. Oh yeah, I see.
Oh yeah, he was definitely mid 40s.
(32:04):
Sorry and sorry, what was his position?
Was that he was just one of the like, he worked in one of the
store clerks, he worked in one of the departments and was
nothing. Yeah, we just, we just
constantly kept making that eye contact.
It probably went on for a good year, honestly.
Because him, he don't want to doa first step because you're way
younger baby and you try to. We want to.
To go first, I guess. Well, exactly.
(32:26):
And it was still fairly taboo back then.
Yeah, like. Yeah, it was.
It was something. So, yeah, I went on for an
entire year. And then he actually came into
the store one day and he actually came into toys and
wheels and we finally started talking.
So yeah, we eventually ended up at his place.
It took about a year of an encounter, but we actually ended
up being at his place. And then I was actually, that
was my first actual penetration with an actual meal that was
(32:48):
not. Weird at the job after when he
was seeing. Him.
No, no, no, we're again but. They didn't work together.
They worked in the same mall. They.
Were in the same mall after thatit was fine yeah, like I said
it, but it that was my first I was penetrated.
He was more he was the dominant 1 and it was again, it was an
experience. It was an amazing experience.
It took about a year to build upto it.
So you can imagine that's a, that's a year of kind of sexual
tension at that age or 1819 a. Little romantic.
(33:10):
For you, Well, it was absolutelya story and it was of look,
before our. Yeah, it was an entire year.
So yeah, I mean, I, I will absolutely always remember that
because it was, it was a very positive experience.
It wasn't negative in any way. And yeah, it was really nice.
Yeah, it was really cool. I will say it too, like as a
Dom, you know, I feel very, verysecure with myself in that
(33:31):
spiritual realm. And you know, these girls feel
very comfortable with me very quickly.
I'll just say that being older and wiser as a Dom daddy,
whatever you want to call it, and having the experience as a
sub, people pick up on that energy for sure.
I wonder if you picked up on that energy too?
Oh, I'm sure he did. Yeah, sure, there's totally.
(33:52):
Gravitational it's AI think for a lot of guys when they it's
about a sense of feeling safe. Big that you feel safe for that
person you will release let go alot more.
But you have to. You have to feel safe.
Yeah, and I think that's what some older gentleman offer
younger people, is the safety net of bits.
It's kind of a nice thing. I agree.
Yeah, I think. You're safe, yeah.
There's just more wide with an older one, yeah.
(34:13):
Just what? That's a worldwide with another
one, yeah. So with that being said, my
story who is next in line for age?
So that's a great way to but okay, so.
That would be jukey. Okay, is it jukey?
Well, look how excited he got over hearing this story.
You. Wanna hear about that's straight
sex, OK. Yeah, I was three years.
Ago, three years ago, he was straight.
(34:33):
You gotta remember that. Oh, really?
Interesting. Yeah, he's only technically,
he's only been. GEEF officially came out
December 27th, 2 years ago. But I catch.
Up fast on the phone after on the phone after he broke up with
his girlfriend. Oh my God, I don't.
I will not get that story that saw follow us.
Yeah, it was. Me.
OK, well, that's another story. That's that's for another time
story anyway. She tries so bad.
(34:58):
Go ahead. You're.
Laughing about it, OK. That was stupid of me, yeah.
Anyway. Please continue.
So I met this guy through I was dating his friend and his friend
cheated on me with his ex-girlfriend and I ended up
dating. W.
(35:18):
We'll call him W, and he and I were about the same age and we
were both virgins. And it was really painful
because neither of us knew aboutLube.
And that's never the first time was never respond for.
It no, no, it wasn't it. Actually, I liked the guy.
We were both so uncomfortable because it was both our first
(35:41):
time and but you know what? You got to start somewhere.
Yeah, you got to take that firststep, right.
That's. Almost.
Better, right, J Rod, take that first step both.
Of us, both of us, I'm pretty sure grew up in a very prudish
household where you didn't talk about sex, you didn't talk about
your body, that kind of thing. So it was a positive experience
because actually a few years later, after we had both
(36:02):
experience with other people, weended up hooking up for one
week. That was much better.
That's awesome. Experience.
Now. Great.
Yeah. That's cool.
Yeah, but yeah, it was in his parents basement.
You know, he made it all romantic and stuff.
He had the fireplace going and he had like a bed laid out on
the floor. It was a gentleman, he.
Just didn't decide to spit on his Dick first.
(36:24):
What? Why you think that's so odd?
If I had known, but you know, wedid, there was nowhere like.
Dry hump, literally. The Internet was barely a thing.
I mean there. Wasn't a lot for us to research.
Like I could have gone through my parents closet and found all
their sex books but you know. But what to learn is to do a bit
smart. Thing to do.
It is. It is what it is, right?
(36:46):
But by the way, like to me, I never heard a girl tell me the
first time was very amazing. I mean that that's a day that's
always get better with. Well, especially when you're
both virgins. Well, and there's a lot.
Of but for the guy that doesn't change much.
I mean so I mean a virgin or notlike you so like with the
sensation would be not very muchdifferent to depend on that that
change. I think for the girl that change
everything all. Right.
We'll move, continue moving on because we want to get all of
(37:07):
our guests. We have four more guests and
who's next? Who is next?
Closer. 32 child. How old are you?
32. OK, so I guess that would be me.
OK, Sharon, please tell us. OK, so several firsts.
First sex. We don't need all of the firsts.
Not the first time you kissed. Not the first.
(37:28):
First time you had sex you were penetrated, according to
Frenchie. Or just something serious?
Well, see, there's the first time that I've given and
received blowjob. OK, let's talk about that.
Elementary school friend. Best friend.
Wow. Yeah.
We started out young. Mom.
Mom would go out. I'd be babysitting my younger
(37:51):
sisters. So I had to ask if my best
friend can come over, you know, just sit.
Yeah. Why not spend the night and, you
know, help me control these little hellion women.
Mom was OK with it. So, you know, couple times it
was just, you know, babysitting,watching movie, dealing with the
kids. And then he suggested a game
(38:12):
that we played. It's always a game.
Yeah, it was called ghost. So we would take like a blanket
and drape it over one of us and we'd kind of walk around in the
room and try and find the other people in there.
We touch them, they become the ghost and you know, avoid the
ghost. Played with two people.
Well, it was he, he, he was the one that came up with the game.
(38:35):
So it was, it was him, myself and my older, younger sister.
My young, my youngest sister wasstill in the crib at the time.
So, you know, it was, it was a game that included my sister.
You know, she had fun and enjoyed it and everything else.
And when she was a ghost, we were, I was kind of hiding in
the corner staying away from her.
And he made his way around. Next thing I knew he was like
(38:57):
grabbing my ass. Well that led to other things
and then put the kids to bed. Next thing I knew we were
downstairs in my room and blowing each other.
First, first 69 that's. So there you go.
First first first swallowing too.
That was like I said, that was probably about grade 5-6 ish
(39:18):
right around there. So 1011.
Do you even come for? Yeah, yes, you can.
You can come back then in that young age.
So that was, that was the first.Now our listeners know.
First, first blowjob and 1st swallowing.
It was good. Me first bottoming.
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That probably would have been about maybe 14 at a house party
with an older gentleman. So that happened.
Everybody, everybody was passed out.
Everybody was passed out and, you know, I had passed out, woke
up in the middle of the night and, you know, just kind of
(40:00):
played with him and one thing led to another and I was riding
him like a horse. Good times.
I think we were possibly going to have to carry some of this
topic over for the next episode because we have still have 3
guests and literally. You know, and French.
He could take forever. We want to make sure.
No, you know, would be simple. And all the good.
Stories 15 After a Bush party, severely drunk, had my first sex
(40:25):
with female. And you need to be drunk to do
that. Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, it only happened because literally in my mind,
like when I think back to it, inmy mind, I thought I was having
sex with a guy. Oh my.
God, whoa. Apparently it lasted 4 hours.
I was her first. She was a virgin, 4 at that
point. I was.
Yeah. She looked at the clock.
(40:48):
Apparently 4, just slightly. 4 1/2 roughly hours.
I don't know if she's looking atit.
And the first time. Good.
Or it's like wow, this is just this is ever gonna stop.
Yeah, it's probably that this. Time of the girl.
And so that was my first time with a girl.
I was her first and yes after 4 1/2 hours of having sex she did
(41:10):
get pregnant. I wanted to see but she had a
miscarriage thankfully because Iwas 15.
What great father you would havedone?
I think I would have been a gooddad.
You would. Have been a good dad I'm pretty
sure. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, if she
did carry to term, I'd have a 30year old kid right now.
Hey A. Thing like me Imagine imagine
(41:31):
have a dumbass like me. Yeah, it's crazy dirty.
Dad. So scary.
So yeah, those are my firsts. Thanks.
For sharing. Thank you for sharing hubby.
And who would? Well, who is next?
French is next. OK, we got 3 hours more y'all.
Than me, yeah, you're the next down in the age group.
(41:52):
Son no. First time I used to have 13
with a girl if she was older 16.We do that in a sand pit in the
front of my house because that was a.
Sand Pit. Nobody can see around.
That was just a hole, right? I remember I used to have like
sand on my fucking Dick. Pretty cool actually.
The guy that in the movie or something?
And she used to have very big tit because she was older and
that was in the village for real.
(42:12):
That was one of the most big tits.
There must be sand because I I think.
There was. Like I played with her multiple
time after that too. More older to win.
Whose idea was it to go in the sand?
First we're playing that like with people, like a kid that's
like wrestling and everything. If I end up alone with her and
put me on the ground and we start, yeah, that's it.
(42:34):
Wow, I didn't come. But we do a penetration.
She was the dominant 1. And in case she was two times
bigger than me, she was well known for don't fuck with her
because she will beat you ass. She was tall and she was large
and very supportive. But yeah, she took.
Advantage of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(42:54):
That's not the 10th time after. I think it might have been your
first pup experience too, because puppies like holes.
I was in the giant holes playingwith the holes.
Yeah. OK and for good pass my second
time, my second time that's withyeah yeah, that was not that
much long time ago. That was with an older man and
that was very good because like me, I tell him like that was I
(43:14):
never did it and like when I gotthis, he got no expectation
nothing and good. We like him see we chatted a
long time and he was tradish guys.
He was not too bad. Let's say for a guy like me for
the first time, it's like and hewas like we're drinking beer and
we're chatting and he at one point I remember I kiss him and
that was the first time I was kissing someone with beer and I
was oh that's weird. And after that, like he's just
stand up, put on this pant and just towel and I was like what
(43:40):
the fuck? I do it as I was knowing what to
do. And I've not said you know what
to. Do no way that's your first time
and still today I'm not sure it believed it was my first one,
but yes, that was my first one. Well, good.
But I'm again, I'm glad it's a positive.
Yeah, but he explained. Milo, I already like thank you,
thank him for that because like I said, that was a good
experience. And if you say Mila, I was not
(44:01):
want to give you a bad experience because I am the
first. If you have a fucking shitty
first experience so maybe you will not never attend again.
It's true, it'll it'll. It can do a lot of.
Mental. I had a few people's first and
I'd make sure you create an experience for them.
Like, yeah, because you know that.
That the first time you. Yeah, you want them to be.
Yeah, You want them to know thatthis is a safe.
And you know what? That's.
Maybe why people go over to all older men a lot in the game.
(44:21):
Or because that's always gone you.
You don't know how much the guy know what he's doing.
I'm gonna see something like very out there and abstract and
philosophical. But lately I've been thinking
about this. I think why sex, sex is so
powerful is because sexual energy in general is a very
creative energy, which might be the origin of the universe on
(44:45):
some level. And I think about that a lot.
That's just the thing. But that's why it's so creative
and destructive. Like there's so much power
there. It has a lot, as I say, it has a
tech energy, has a lot of power.Yeah, yeah.
Both. Yeah, my God, you become a super
humane. Sometime and yeah, yeah, that's
true and there is a responsibility especially if
you're a Dom, if you're this, ifyou're the Dom or the leader,
yeah, that's all that's saying but that's true There is a
(45:07):
responsibility to make sure thatyou wield your power or power
well, right. Or in a way that is respectful
and mindful of people. Yeah.
But it's hard because. Yeah.
I mean, that was not your first time we're talking, not as
someone else. Yeah, OK.
That was the guy and I stopped seeing it.
Yeah, it's actually. Your turn.
Do I have enough time? Yes.
Yes, you do. OK.
So have time. I think we can fit everybody in.
(45:29):
So luckily I was really awkward as a teenager, which is good.
I was and I was always, I was always like really short in high
school. Actually I didn't get my like
proper growing spurt till I was like in grade 11 type of thing.
Keep this in mind. I was very short in high school.
Didn't start getting tall, Yeah.I come from a very tall family.
That's a whole thing. But yeah, I just.
(45:50):
Very ties in Quebec. Sorry, you are very ties in
Quebec. Everyone is the.
Tall or they're very tall, but yeah, that was a thing so, so
yeah, luckily I had luckily I had by the way, my my lady
friend has sorry she's just getting into the world of kink
and it's so much fun because she's.
Back to your first friend here. Anyways.
(46:11):
Thank you. Jude so, so refreshing.
First time, first time, first time.
Time fucking. Scroll Yeah, I had many.
I had a lot of opportunities. Were tapping the table.
A lot of girls were flirting with me throughout the years and
yeah, luckily I was awkward because I didn't get anybody
pregnant and I think about that,so I'm grateful for that.
That just would have been not good.
(46:32):
And then I grew. I, I didn't lose my virginity
till, sorry guys, till 20. I think I was 22.
I was 21, yeah. That's fine.
Oh my. God, something like that and it
was with a really nice girl that's been at the time, she was
quite experienced and it was just a very casual conversation
with her. We had already we had dated
previously like a couple years before and I felt comfortable
(46:54):
with her and and she was just like I asked her if she'd
whatever I brought it up, I forget how, and she was just
like, yeah, I'll take your virginity.
Man, that's not for her. That's not for her.
To be your first one, I can understand that.
That's just something. Be the first one of someone
that's always cool. Yeah, totally.
And yeah, she's a sweetheart. We're still really good friends
and that's cool. And I just remember I remember
(47:16):
like, like fucking. And I remember being like, yeah,
this, everything makes sense. Like, this feels good.
With all due respect to her, butlike, it felt like I was fucking
like the prettiest cloud. Cloud.
That's the way I explained to mybut it felt like I was just
fucking in clouds. Like it just, it felt so good.
So euphoric. And just like I don't.
(47:38):
Actually have teeth, you know so.
It all makes sense. Wow, everything made sense and I
actually did last a very long time to the point where I she
basically gave up she was so tired.
So she was watching the clock like hubby.
Yeah, apparently, I think it waslike an hour in or something.
And and yeah, in the morning we definitely figured things out
(48:01):
and then. But yeah, my first time, yeah, I
didn't technically finish, I guess.
OK, that's happened the first time I think.
I think more times than not, I think that's.
Yeah, that's all to come, going to come.
Not now, but it's a different. Scenario.
Yeah, we're alone with the guy. It's complicated.
Yeah, I don't. Know, I actually don't know why
my tolerance is like, I guess it's always been pretty good.
(48:24):
I can go for a long time before I.
Come, I mean you come, you continue it as a.
Thing yeah, see I have a yeah I can come stay hard and keep
fucking. Because me, you know why I can
come take hour? Spider I I call him every
female's dream that he can climax and then stay hard and
keep going. Yeah, it's on.
Last night, Totally. If I mean to them romantically,
(48:45):
yeah. Sorry to make a whole online
last one. Me, Lord, you know what, I take
so much time to come. Lord, when someone asked me
that, I say OK, bye, you're ready.
That's going to take our. That's.
We are waiting now and. We know his mom's listening.
We have 5 minutes and then we'regoing to do our closing.
Moms where this is the time to be listening, mom.
Well, much more like. Much like the time limit, that's
going to be short and sweet. Never don't sell yourself
(49:10):
shorts. No, no, actually it's going to
be short and sweet. My first time with a with a guy
is with Sharon. Drinks.
Drinks were involved. Yes, that was me.
Yeah, drinks were involved. Yep.
I was hammered as fuck. You know.
I've never been with. I've never been with a female
though. Yeah, so.
Yeah, so. And we knew, like I knew your
story was gonna be. Yeah.
(49:30):
Short, short, sweetened to the point.
Yeah, first time with Sharon. Drinks were involved.
It looked like the first time ofa lot of people.
It had a bit of drink and. My ass did hurt.
For a few days afterwards, though, Sharon for for our
listener Sharon is glowing. Refer to podcast YouTube episode
to watch Sharon glowing And if you and if you do follow the
(49:52):
YouTube channel you're you're more than welcome watching all
the cash try to secretly eat thechocolate cashew nuts off off
the episode I. Get a lot.
Yeah, yeah, you did. If you want to watch it, you can
actually watch them and just go on the YouTube channel and watch
the episode of What Goes On Behind.
You have to admit like I have a good choice for the topic.
(50:13):
Those were actually. It was a good job.
To Juke, I like NI. And we have not actually covered
that topic. That's one of the times.
Yeah, it's one of the topics that we have not actually talked
to, which is about. So I'm, I am excited to hear the
next episode. With that being said, I want to
say a huge shout out to our listeners again, 72 countries
currently following us. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, about. I think the last time we looked
(50:35):
it was 4300 and some odd downloads.
Oh my God, thank you for puttingup with us.
You know, it's, it's amazing, amazing, so much fun.
It's always important to talk about the importance of mental
health. We always want to make sure we
do the shout outs for, you know,all the crisis center that I'm
involved in 988 numbers. If you need help, if you are, if
you are suffering from depression, anything at all,
(50:57):
there's numbers out to help you.Please, you're not alone.
There are so many resources out there for you in the world and
we love doing a shout outs to somany of our other places we are
involved. You know, in the Crossroads
Hospice we do a shout out to Pump Jacks.
Without Pump Jacks we would not have a place for the LGBT
community, especially the King community to do it.
And I am hoping to get Byron on this show.
(51:19):
Well, if we can do live, we practice this live thing, maybe
we can do a live podcast from downtown sometime.
They would be super cool. We've actually.
It would be recorded, but we can, We can.
Probably, yeah. We were recorded previously.
The whole shebang we. Live in this downtown, I think.
Yeah, I think. Maybe we have to have a group,
people there. It could be a live podcast with
an audience. Would be kind of fun.
It would be really, oh, I know again, doing, doing it with this
(51:43):
one, because in order to properly record it properly, you
know, everyone has to have theirown microphone.
So it's, it's, it's tough to do.We, we, we experienced it
before. We did try to do it at a live
location. We didn't have the setup we have
now. So everything would have to come
down. So it's a, it's an interesting,
but it's it would be really cool.
To do. Not impossible, but doable.
Yes, it. Is doable, but I'd love to have
him on. Lots of things are doable, yeah.
(52:03):
Hey, and on that note, love, peace and chicken grease.
Thank you very much. We actually still have time.
I just want to make sure we didn't run out of time to make
sure. And then we got everybody on
today's podcast. Well, he had his first time too.
Oh, that was Nest. That was worse when I took the
headphones off. Should have left them on Cluck.
Norris had his first time as well.
(52:24):
Yeah, I was gonna say, what's his story?
And yeah, we're. Excited.
It was mouth to mouth with Rick at the Vegas pool.
Drowned. Yeah.
We can't talk after the time. Of the broken Dick of daddy.
Well, we're gonna do it next episode.
Oh yeah, that's what broken Dick.
Yeah. So we're gonna take a break,
order some, figure out the time to order the food.
I will sneak away and order our pizza mid episode.
We're. Gonna have spicy chicken so
we're. Gonna have spicy chicken.
(52:45):
That would be a big thing. And I think that.
Fight. Yeah.
And then we're gonna do August. August 31st is going to be my my
podcast party. Yeah, we'll be back for that
one. Yeah, so, and it was
specifically when you when you when you said you guys were
gonna be back. It's great.
So it's 31st the podcast will happen.
And after 31st, it just continues on.
And then it becomes my birthday party.
I tell you I will be back. With his claw.
(53:07):
What's that? I tell.
You I will be there for your 30 years old.
Party I am excited 4040 no I'm I'm.
Not 40, not 40. No, no.
No, no, no. He will be 54.
I'm turning 54. We're trying to be kind, OK?
We. We.
Take this 40 because a week, a week before his birthday, my
Mama turned 64. Yeah, we, we originally we were,
(53:27):
we have still yet to talk about that.
We were the oldest active pup inthe Vancouver pup community.
I'm still the oldest active human aged puppy in the
community. You don't know old Jackie.
You have a key, you know, and he's always in the backstop.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't.
I don't remember seeing him, butI.
Don't. Yeah, he's an elder.
He was doing puppy play 100 years ago.
I don't see him at the events anymore.
He's on to see the ghost. We're good.
(53:52):
Does anybody have any final shout outs before we shout it
down and do a reset? Get ready for the next episode?
No. All right.
Shout out to your mom. Shout out to Mom.
There you go. Stinky Pup's secret word of the
day. Remember Hero beat?
Virginity. Virginity, virginity.
I like that. OK, let's go with it.
(54:13):
So the stinky pup's secret word is virginity.
Virginity. We love my lovely stinky pups.
One day we will get to meet all of them, OK?
But the next one will be broken big data.
OK, I absolutely like that one. Maybe.
Yeah, we'll figure it out. Right guys, take a break.
We love you all. Thank you for listening.
And we're going to shut it down and get a reset and we're going
to be back in about 15 minutes to start my Hubbies episode,
(54:35):
episode 13 of Squirrels After Dark.
Love you.
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