August 3, 2025 • 54 mins
Join the crew of 'The Squirrel Hour' in Episode 15, Season 3, where host Spyder- Pup aka Rick Hunter welcomes you back for another uproarious installment. This episode kicks off with reminders, quirky anecdotes, and a special note on the podcast's 'Nut Safe for Work' rating. Meet a diverse cast of characters including Jooky, Jrod, Sharon Da Boy’Z, and the returning handler Skyler. New guest Dakin shares his experiences and stories, from living in Jasper, Alberta, to joining the pup community, and everyone rounds out with fun facts, positive updates, and a toast to happy hour. Listen in for spontaneous humor, unique insights into the pup community, and more chaos than ever! Also, don't miss the surprise secret word for loyal listeners!
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(00:03):
Well done everybody. Welcome back to the Squirrel
Hour episode 15 Season 3. I am your host of the show and
creator AKA Spider Pup Rick Hunter, and I am happy to be
here for another fantastic episode.
We've got a lot to cover, a lot of things to talk about.
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Before we even get to begin intothat, we want to make sure and
remind everybody that we are a not safe for work podcast.
Get that out there. We talk about a lot of weird
shit, as any of our regular ongoing listeners have heard
over the years. And I thank you once again for
all of our subscribers, our continued listeners around the
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world of the 70 two countries that do follow us.
Thank you for sticking with us and and following our weird,
weird weirdness that continues on.
With that being said, I'm gonna pass it over to my loving
husband to do the official announcements before we get on
to the show. This podcast is recorded on the
unseated lands and traditional territories as a Coquitlam First
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Nations. Thank you for allowing us to be
here. Thank you very much honey for
doing that. That's just me being puppy Moat
creating weird sounds. I'll get rid of that in a few
seconds. With that being said, let's go
around the table. Introduce yourself.
Besides me being here, who is here at Sitting at the Table
currently on today's podcast? Hey, it's jukey.
Fun fact about, well funny fact I guess about me is I bruise
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really easily. So if you see bruises on my
arms, my legs, it's not my husband abusing me, it's my
cats. Thanks, Jude.
I thought this recent one was your car trunk.
No, this was my car trunk. Yes, but.
Bruises easily. Just for the record, I have
literally seen a cat paw bruise on her.
Arm paw shaped bruise. Yeah, with beans and all.
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Oh. J Rod Beans.
J Rod, please. That's pup Titan or J Rod don't
have an interesting fact or a bad joke.
That's OK on my mind right now. Give it time.
Yeah. Sharon Dubois.
I'm here and I drive a Dalmatian.
Yeah. How's that going by the?
Way everybody at work calls it acow, no?
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Yep. Yes.
And what did Danica, what was your question I.
Was asking how that was going. There you go.
Yeah, No, everybody at work thinks it's a cow.
Your coworkers are so mean. I know cows have black blotches.
Right, like giant spots. Yeah, not even spots, it's just
a patch. Dalmatian have spots.
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My truck is a Dalmatian. It's a Dalmatian.
Go ahead, J Rod. Maybe you should move.
Oh nice respect. Fail.
People laugh. I call it a wind.
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You laughed. Call it a wind.
This, this, this reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons
where I know it was the movie, wasn't it?
I know, yeah. He brought home Harry Clopper.
It was Harry Clopper. Yeah, yeah, the movie Spider
Pig. Yeah, yeah, we have two silent
people passing in the backgroundthere, if anybody's watching
their. Yeah, I know.
(03:19):
Heard them all. We did not, and continuing on.
This is returning handler Skyler, this time in place of
T-bone. Who may possibly show up
randomly? He's done.
It before yeah, I'm nice. All right.
My name is Danikan, this is my first time being here all.
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Right. So we're gonna see how it goes a
little bit closer. And we have to remind our guests
that are coming in that have left the door wide open for our
wonderful spaz to run away. Spaz is currently underneath
you. Thank you, I know he doesn't
give away. So how does it feel to be on the
podcast for the first time? Not.
Really sure what to say still. And yet you're saying stuff now.
Are you drunk enough? I'm sober, you'll figure.
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It out OK so the first thing we need to do just arrived yeah, we
need we need to remedy that so the first thing you need to do
is to take a break cuz you've introduced who you are and get
up and go take a few seconds andgrab yourself a glass of wine
cuz. It's happy hour, yes?
All right, let's get happy. All right.
I love it when people come walking through the door with 4
bottles of wine in their hands. All right, I'm just gonna turn
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sprinkles wine while Dan can go get a drink, which is much
required. Speaking of Danican getting a
drink juky, he likes Pinot grigios.
Nice. Yeah, we, I know.
As soon as he said that, I'm like, oh, I'm like, you're gonna
be a, you know. A juky fave?
Yep. Absolutely, that's huge.
So with that being said, we didn't have a topic chosen for
(04:46):
today, something we are going tohopefully rectify in season
should be season 4. We will get back to having
predetermined topics, predetermined topics in advance
for everybody. We will be that is something
that we are going to get back tobecause I think it's really nice
that our guests get to know what's upcoming on the show.
So we'll be kind of getting backto that as we learn going into
season 4. And one moment, let's turn up
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the microphone and welcome back down again.
Hey, you have a drink? I have a drink.
And what are you drinking? I'm drinking wine Pinot.
We told you which winery. A cheap one.
Is it a beast? Is it a BC winery?
That's a great question. It should be from.
It's one of my faves. That's a Chardonnay, dear they.
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Didn't give me the. Right, Copper Moon.
But Copper Moon is one of my favorites.
There is another bottle over there.
It is a BC. I feel like there's another
bottle over there. That's OK.
We'll just do this and see what We'll do this and see what
happens. There you go.
What is the other one please? Chardonnay.
My God, they got your Chardonnay.
Aren't you? So bad.
Hello roomy tastes. Like oak?
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No, look, it's too sweet for me.I don't really like Chardonnay.
This is I don't really like it tastes like oak.
So a previous Co host arrived inthe room for a quick second.
For those who follow the YouTubechannel, Mocktails did a quick
brief appearance if you'd like to check it out on the YouTube
channel. Hello.
There he is, and both on channels.
So it's gonna be fun day. Again, this is the cast for
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today as far as we know, unless somebody else shows up, who
knows? Welcome to the podcast and
welcome to the Squirrel Hour. The chaos that generally ensues
every single two weeks on a podcast.
And as you can see, everybody pre drinks, everybody's happy.
That is the epitome of this podcast.
With being said, everybody's been introduced around the
table. We've done our introductions,
let loose. It's going to be fun before we
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get into what has happened in the last couple of weeks for a
lot of people. We I know, I know, I know what I
want to talk about, which is a lot of fun.
Dannigan has a fun story that wewere talking about on the patio
pre to the show that he would like to bring and share with us.
Hey. So on the patio we were talking
about first experiences and theyasked how Romans was and I said
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mine was disappointing. So I'm now being made to share
that with the world. Not the whole world, just 73
countries. Oh well, that's fine then.
A small Internet group. Yeah, that's small.
I don't think Antarctica is following us yet.
Not yet. We should work on that.
They made after this. So my first time was with a
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woman. Well, that explains a lot.
Yep, so that was off to a great start.
The only one I've ever been withand while going down on me she
nipped the tip of my penis and Iinstantly got soft and was not
having it and had a bruise. Oh, you got bruised?
She nipped. That was a little bit of an
understatement. Were you there?
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I have never seen bruising from a nipping deer.
Well, I'm not sure what to tell you, but you weren't there.
I mean, she didn't like chew on like a chew toy in she pinched
it with her teeth. What's a?
That's a nip. It's a it's a nip and in
fairness, my friend who enjoys glory hole play, the last time
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he came over he messaged me and he's like, oh, I have a bruise.
Yeah, so now I'm gay, OK? So that's that's two times that
I that that I've now heard of somebody getting bruised from a
blowjob because I have never heard of this before.
Well, you're welcome. It has expanded horizons.
It it does happen. It's a skill issue.
(08:29):
All right, well, thank you for sharing.
You're welcome. I I told you you'd have things
to talk about. So going around the table, we're
going to talk about what positive things have happened in
the last couple of weeks that have occurred.
And I'm going to start off because the definitely the
coolest thing that's happened inthe last two weeks was last
weekend was the Vancouver Pride preparation for the Vancouver
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pups and handlers that will be walking in this year, Vancouver
Pride. And we spent the entire day on
Sunday preparing the truck, the decorations, the 3000 puppy paws
that that that went out. We've learnt a lot.
It will not take 12 hours next time.
My God, we totally had a absolute sweat factory going on,
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not just a shop. It was happening on three
different levels of our house. Yeah, it it was a lot of fun.
The truck looks amazing. For any of our followers that
are locally, please make sure toshow up for the parade.
We are in tier one. There are four different tiers.
We will be walking in the first section towards without giving
numbers towards about the middlesection.
So we will definitely be in the first section leading this
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year's Pride parade. We have a wonderful truck
made-up and what does our truck look like?
A Dalmatian. A cow.
I, I, I've, I have been getting so mad at people at work over
that. And it they're, I swear to God,
they're purposely doing it just to get a rise out of me.
Of course. Then to the point where I've had
actually office staff who work day shift that I don't even know
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who they are, asked me on Friday, like I walked into work
and the the one girl, I believe her name is Camille, she looks
at me. She's like, do you drive the
Dalmatian? And I'm like, yes, yes, I do.
It is a Dalmatian. She's like, of course it is.
What else would it be? And I'm like, everybody calls it
a cow. She's like, no, it is not black
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patches. They're black spots.
I'm like, yes, yes. Yes.
So congratulations on someone finally identified it.
So it's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a great time. We are walking with the
Vancouver Puffs and Handlers, a game that's going to be excited.
And of course we are very fortunate because of everybody
around this table. I was here, hubby was here and
Dannikon was here. And what did you finish today?
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We did the legs. Yes, awesome, thank you.
Like I said, it was great the fact the sweatshop continued.
Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog for your side leg
profile. It's a great model.
That's that's right. That's what you guys came up
with. That's that's where I got it.
Well, that was the image I had the entire time, but you
couldn't picture it until I showed you a picture.
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And the best picture I could find was of Clifford the Big Red
Dog. It was, it was good.
It was a good picture. So, yeah, I mean, great.
And this is your first time? That was your first time being
here. Yeah.
That was awesome. I hope you had a fun time.
Of course, I know Buddy had a full time.
He did. Buddy had a great time.
So did you? I think.
I think I. Did I mean, I was busy making
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things and all of a sudden therewas a purple puppy on his knees
and there were things happening?I walk into the basement and
come around the corner and Spider is getting a blowjob from
buddy while he's cutting Decklesat the same time.
Sounds like a good boy, I. I agree that's a great service
puppy. What you or him?
(11:49):
Was that him I. Mean he was servicing you.
He's a service. You were servicing us.
So everyone was a good service puppy, yeah.
I just drank and monitored people.
And then we had and then we don't.
Ever let Franchi handle a glue gun again?
Seriously. But.
He did such a good job. But he did a good job.
He loved it. He did a good job, but Oh my
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God, nobody else was allowed to touch glue guns at all like
anybody else tried to touch him.And he was like, no, mine.
Yeah, just. Imagine out of there.
Possessive. Yeah.
Over the glue gun. Yeah, he was he was great, but
he jumped in he did all the cutting, too.
I'm. Guessing he doesn't get to use a
glue gun. Very.
Often I don't think so. Pack.
Pup was holding three glue guns and he was only allowed to hold
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them. Yeah for Frenchie.
When Frenchie ran out of a glue stick, he'd pass it over, grab a
fresh 1A fresh gun with a new stick and pack.
Just reloaded the gun. I hate to say this, but that
absolutely sounds like pack puppy.
I know the puppy very well. Yeah, that sounds like him.
Yeah, You know, it was, it was agreat experience.
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I'm glad it was your first time being here.
Experienced that. And we actually had two other
new pups that arrived that I hadmet for the first time that I
want to give a shout out to. And I'm just getting used to all
the names that were here locking.
Pineapple. I believe it was.
I'm looking for names. Pop Locking was the first one
here. He was the first time and he
actually did such an amazing jobbecause he was down.
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He took over for me so I could organize everything and he did
90% of the cricket cutting downstairs and he did an amazing
job. Lockin or Lachlan?
Was it Lachlan or Lockin Lachlan?
I think Lachlan. These are some good questions.
I wanna say Lachlan. Yeah, again, I'm just trying to
make sure to get used to everybody's names.
And of course, I do apologize ifI've said anybody's name's
wrong. No, Lockin, LOCHAN.
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So I was right. Lockin.
That's. Different.
Yeah, As in the Loch Ness Monster.
I didn't ask to the the behind it, but Loch and was his that's
his name. We can ask him later.
And the other pup, which is a returning pup.
Actually, that was from prior tothe Vancouver pups and handlers
kind of days. Of course, pack puppy was there
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and pack puppy was from the previous.
So it was so delightful to see him coming back.
I met him actually at an event when we first met.
And then there was, I'm just going to say, let's see who else
was here. Well, I know who else was here.
I'm just trying to find the name.
Oh my goodness. It was such a unique name.
And he was a relatively younger Pop, but he was in the community
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for a long time. He's also a furry, which his
name includes that Argo. Nope, not Argo.
That was Trav. My God, where is where's the
conversation? Sorry everybody, I'm trying to
find the name to give a proper shout out to everybody that was
actually here. But a lot of conversations What
happens when you don't make notes in advance?
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I know it's not my. Spontaneity, that is.
It is a squirrel. That is this.
That is US. Oh my goodness, someone please
tell me, remind me who's here Cuz he's been he's been evaded
to the the help the birthday party as well.
Frenchie was here. Zado.
Zado Oh yeah, thank you. Zado The.
Numbers you can. See everybody's name?
Thank you. That's who it was.
(15:08):
Easier than scrolling through the conversation.
Well, it's funny because I did have that conversation, but I
don't actually see Zado on my conversation list anymore.
I know, but if you just click onthe members it'll show you just
the people. OK, that's work.
That's fair. I know.
I'm like, I did introduce him and then it was like actually
don't see his conversation anymore.
So without that being said that it was here and it was a
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wonderfully fun time. Drinks were had, Audio was
figured out for the parade. Yes.
Very important. It was I'm debating whether or
not to use the tripods actually.Yeah, just thinking that.
Use the tripods. And milk crates.
I have I have the milk crates for you.
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Yeah, because those tripods actually take up a lot of the
lot of the back of the truck andthey don't kind of sit nicely.
OK, so I'm thinking milk crates that should be easier to strap
them down. Sure, because I I do believe we
have to have them secured. I do believe so as well.
So if we put them on milk crates, it'll be more of AI mean
(16:15):
We'll see. We'll bring the tripods and
we'll bring milk crates and we'll see which works best.
I mean, we have 2 1/2 hours to figure it out.
Parade starts at parade starts at noon and the vehicle has to
be there at 9:30. Yeah.
I remember last year we went down it.
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We left I think at 8:30 in the morning to get good seats and
I'm like, yeah, we could have shown up here at 11 and no
problem. I can attest to that.
That's actually true, yeah. Although this year the parade is
half the length, so there's going to be just as many people
squeezed into, Yeah, this is true, a lot smaller.
So yeah, this year maybe do the 8:30 thing.
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I'm thinking so as well and everybody would give me a quick
smile just to make sure, but I didn't forget of today's podcast
123. Thank you.
So to make sure as I go around the table and take mother other
pictures. All right, sorry about being
distracted. Trying to make sure I give
proper shout outs to make sure everyone who is invited to my
human slash puppy birthday partyin the next month.
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So this podcast will be aired the day of the Vancouver Pride
parade? Yes, next Sunday August 3rd, So
do your calculations. Today is the 27th of July.
Yes. So, yeah, so they, the event was
a lot of fun. We got all ready to go.
We had a lot of fun. A lot of, you know, things were
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happening and that's it. That was that was the highlights
of my last couple of weeks was that whole debauchery.
Who else? Who else has got something
positive to share that might have occurred to share with our
listeners for the last couple ofweeks?
I have a question for Juki. You do.
I do OK. God.
In response to last episode, have we cut ourselves in the
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last two weeks? No.
We have. Not yay, we've done we've.
Bruised ourselves pretty good, but.
Hey, it's not a cut, you still have all your flesh and nails
do. You get cut often.
Maybe once a year, yeah. OK.
I'm a chef. Oh that makes way more sense.
I had no idea what you did. I was gonna say we're acting.
The things that happened to me in the last two weeks.
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I have a new friend and that doesn't happen very often.
Yay. He's not here, but you know that
this happens. Apparently I'm told to be used
to his kind of activity in antics.
Speaking of, I do believe T-bonejust walked through the door.
Nope, I do. That was Mocktails leaving.
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I do believe that was mocktails leaving T-bone is Mia.
He there are no response. I mean, he drives his bike so.
OK, bye Mocktails. He waved, he did wave because
she knows not the talk on the onthe podcast.
All right, so you haven't cut yourself, which is a fantastic
thing. I'm glad to hear you have a new
friend in between. I look forward to hearing that
story. My cat's got a new cat tree.
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It's an unfortunate circumstance.
My neighbor's cat died and she was.
I used to cat sit for her. She was just Satan's spawn.
She was Oh my God, this cat was from hell.
And. They know this, they agree with
me. So a a real cat.
A real cat. I would walk in the door and all
the way all I hear was his, his,his, his, his, his.
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And then she'd wrap up against me and start purring because she
knew I was there to feed her. And then his, his, his, his,
his. A couple of swats later, yeah,
she was, she was Satan's pawn. But she was so cute.
So a. Cat.
A cat passing on condolences, Hugs next time you see her
neighbor from us. Thank you.
But yeah, they gave us the cat tree and some food and whatever
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we didn't want, we're giving to a cat shelter.
No, OK. And as soon as we brought the
tree in the house, the cats are rubbing their scent all over it,
getting down, rolling around. It was great, excellent.
They're happy Millie hasn't leftits side.
Do you have any pets? Yes.
I have one dog. There you go.
Yeah, a bio dog. I was about to ask.
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He has a bio dog I. Mean I have a couple of pups
too, but I have an actual bio dog.
What's her name actually? You've got 3 then.
Her name is Demita. OK, cool.
She is Mexican Next. Oh, is that better?
Yep, just talk. Closer.
So a friend was in Mexico. There you go a few years ago and
adopted a street dog. Got the street dog back, found
out she was pregnant and that's how I got a puppy.
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Cute. Yeah.
What breed she's. Mexican.
I don't know. The mother was a street dog, so
it could be anything, yeah. Fair enough.
So she's she's all I know is she's Mexican.
Illegal immigrants in Canada. She was smuggled across the
border. The pregnancy was not declared.
She was smuggled but. She's cute.
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Yes, she's adorable. She acts like a rescue, which is
weird, but she's great. We took her camping to Shadow
Falls a few weeks back. She loved it.
She hated the drive, but she liked being.
There in the park. I didn't know you were.
I didn't realize you were at theShadow Falls Little Camp out.
That's awesome. Yeah, it was my first time going
there was. It a gay old time.
It was it was a gay puppy time. Gay puppy time.
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Question for you. Yeah, understandable, not
knowing the breed, but what doesshe look like?
So she looks like a Basenji, which I had never heard before
getting her, but every stranger on the street seems to know that
word and tells me that's the breed she is.
A what ever. Heard of that?
Basenji. Basenji, Yeah.
After the show, we'll have to look that up.
I'd be curious to see what that looks.
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Like I've never heard that word,but every stranger on the street
is. That's what they tell me.
No way. All right, that's super cool.
That new breed that we've never heard.
I know. Anyone I've told the story to
has never heard it, but every stranger I don't talk to has as
well aware of it. But a bit as soon as we see it,
we're like. I mean, it does look very much
like her. She has the same colorings,
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yeah. And I think that's what I'll
exactly you see that picture like, oh, that's it.
It just, yeah, clicks in and andrings, you know, rings of rings
a bell. So with with that being said,
does anybody else, because we'regonna get back to Danikin
because he's actually our new guest today.
So we're gonna get back and ask some some questions in a few
minutes. So does anybody else have
anything of our regular cast that they'd like to share before
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we grill Danikin with questions?I didn't know this was an
interview. You've already given us.
It's so funny cuz you've already.
I love it because all the time, every new guest, I don't know
what I'm gonna talk about. You've been talking the whole
time. It's been an absolute blast.
See, it's really not hard. It's literally just like
outside. As long as you don't ask me to
make up a topic of conversation.No, that's fine.
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We won't do that. Again.
Right. No, we asked prior.
Besides driving a Dalmatian around, I don't think anything
really exciting has happened over the last couple weeks, no.
That's pretty awesome. Well I ordered a new pride flag
from Forever Wave. For the Pride parade.
So hopefully that arrives in time.
I have new stickers that were given to me by Scamp patches,
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patches that were given to me byScamp and RTJ Fox.
That's awesome. Secret Squirrel and awesome.
So I just want to share. A lot.
Very cool. I have a battle vest and I must
have one. I bet you do.
No, no, I saw that. No, I actually have a battle.
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Vest these were discontinued so this was a special order from
Arctic J Fox secret squirrel I know how perfectly bright let's
just. Scamp.
Maybe he'll give you one or get you.
One, you have to order it actually.
The palm may be not so hard to get.
From no, no, you can, you can get those.
So I'm just showing that to my YouTube listeners and
subscribers that you can see thesecret squirrels.
(23:42):
If you want to check that out, check out the YouTube channel.
It's being displayed right now under the camera to check that
out. So yeah, it doesn't take any
time at all to go. So tell us about yourself.
I just met you. So tell us a little bit about
you. Oh my.
God, what do you want to know? That's a very broad question.
Absolutely. It's always a broad question.
So I'm originally from New Brunswick.
(24:03):
Eastern coaster, yes. I moved to Jasper AB in 2011.
Oh my God, I'm stepping away. I lived in the mountains for a
while. Wait, wait, wait.
OK, stop right there. Because for starters, I lived in
Jasper, AB for 10 years. Nice.
What did you do? And he's.
From Newfoundland. I'm from Newfoundland, wouldn't
it? But I worked at Jasper Park
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Lodge, started off as a dishwasher, and worked my way up
to be the conventions coordinator and audio visual
technician and trainer for Jasper Park Lodge.
Very cool. Nine years I worked at some up
to falls. I know exactly where it is of.
Course you do. It's not very big.
I I was just gonna say J Rod hadsomething.
You say you're from New Brunswick.
Yes. Where?
From southern New Brunswick, St.John.
(24:45):
OK. No, cuz is that the wrong
answer? No, no, no, no, no, no.
My mom is from New Brunswick. Nice whereabout.
Sure. Wow, that's a great question.
Huh? Somewhere in the vicinity.
Yeah, All right. I gotta.
I gotta. Pass OK, you gotta pass.
So continuing that anyway, we'llcome back to that.
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So I gained my life is nothing but ironic and how people come
into my life and the fact that came you've spent time in
Jasper. It's a connection.
It's it's a fun thing we can talk about afterwards cuz there
you go. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
So continue. How did?
You end up in Vancouver. So I worked at a seasonal hotel
in Jasper, so the first two years I would summer there.
I went back in New Brunswick, going back to New Brunswick with
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a terrible life choice and I didn't want to be there.
It's cute to visit. I don't want to live there.
I yeah. Anyway.
So then I became the bookkeeper.I was working there full time,
so I would. I did 1 winter in Jasper, which
was absolutely terrible. It was -40 my car pro shut, my
eyelashes would freeze on my walk to work.
It was awful. I hated it.
Oh. Memories of my childhood in.
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Vancouver, the owner of the hotel has a house in West
Vancouver. So I started wintering here or
there and then being transient and moving every six months was
a little taxing so I decided notto do that anymore and I moved
here full time about 8 years ago.
Nice. I helped a friend get there.
I do accounting so I helped their a friend with a gift and
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souvenir store in Harrison Hot Springs.
My first year was getting him set up and then since then I've
been working in the same place. Congratulations.
Thank you. Welcome to the comfortable
temperature zone. Right.
Yeah, the best winter I can find.
But it's just Gray. Yeah.
It takes a bit. You don't.
Have to shovel it. I know and I love that, right?
That's why I left Alberta. It it?
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Yeah, it takes a little bit of getting.
My first winter here, I was on the bus and it was like 5° and
there's people like they're scarves in their hoods and
they're all bundled up. Like I couldn't believe how cold
it was and I literally burst outlaughing on the bus because I
just came from -40. Shorts and flip flops, yeah.
Damn, from -40 Oh yeah. Or like 1 January I was at kind
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of the place having ice cream with a friend and AT shirt
because it was like 20° outside and back home was like 6 foot
snow banks. The city had been shut down.
And I was like, can we just reflect on this for a second?
And she's like what? Because it's not raining?
I was like, no, because it's notwinter.
Very. Mild.
Look, it's not winter for you, but where we are in Vancouver,
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that's winter. No, we're gonna bitch denied
Vancouver rights and that's what.
We did denied. I will not accept that as truth.
All right, you kids. So welcome back.
My next question that I have is,of course, how long have you
been involved in the PUP community?
I got my hood in November of last year, so like 8-9 months.
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Cool, that's a relatively new pup.
Yes, my first social was in December thanks to buddy and
I've gone. I think I've only missed one or
two since then. Very nice.
Yeah, not really sure what I'll say about that.
Nothing. That's it.
It's nice. I've only, you know, I, it's
everybody asks me because I've been actively involved and I and
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the community has given me so much.
I like everybody at this table, anybody ever listeners, I mean,
literally everybody outside yourself, Skyler, So many of
that we know has given me so much.
So being so actively involved, everyone assumes that I've been
a pup for a lot longer and my birthday this year is already
only celebrating year 2. Nice.
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But you know, like I was so cute.
I literally talked to the Victoria pups last week and they
were like, Oh yeah, no, we know of you.
I'm like, we hear what you do for the community all the time
over here on Vancouver Island. I'm like what does shit like you
have nothing else to talk about?Like why are you talking about
me? So how did you get started?
I actually, my first two hoods were sexual.
I, we used to go to the, you know, down to pump checks all
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the time and we would have, we would just go down and there was
no organization at that point. Everything had been disbanded.
So just randomly on a Friday or Saturday night, we would go
down. We'd see one or two pups that
would still go down. And it was always fascinating to
me. It was, they just looked like
they were having a good time. They were dancing.
It was fun. And we went to.
Deadly Couture. Deadly Couture one day and they
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had a camo pop and I'm like, youknow what, I just have to buy
that. So it was definitely the first
probably six months. It was definitely more, it was
more sexual. It was fun.
And you know, you'll refer to episode God knows how long ago
we just ended. We went, we went to where it
really started. We went to our first pride, and
I just decided at that pride twoyears ago to just where I had a
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red and black 1. And I said, I'm going to wear
this all day long. I'm not going to take it off.
And we did. And the pups were walking with
the furries in the community. It's the first time they had
walked in a long time. And a couple of the pups, you
know, came up and they gave me like, you know, paw bumps.
And we met them at the bar afterwards and.
And it was just beginning to regrow itself.
And, yeah, the rest is history. Two years later and.
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And, you know, and here we are. And that's awesome.
Yeah. It's been an amazing experience.
And we're so happy to have it inmy life.
Even even hubby accepts it. Which is even greater.
Smile and nod. You know him, they know him.
If I go to an event and he's notthere, everybody always asks,
where's hubby? Where's hubby?
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Where's Hubby? See, that's just it.
I'm known in the community as Hubby.
Yeah, it is your your hubby. Did you want a name?
Apparently hubby is my name I. Was gonna say Sharon, the boys
being that you're the support. Human emotion pretty.
Yeah, I would say. And you really only show up as
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hubby. I'm sorry.
That's how you get a name. If you'd get in the Telegram
chat and be active, your Telegram name would be your name
dear. I don't have the battery life on
my phone for the amount of chatscoming through from the pups.
Good God no. I don't keep up to date all of
the things they. Say Danikin.
Danikin is shaking his head in agreement that.
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I I have a question. What got you into?
That's a story. So I have a friend who was here
originally, he's in Montreal now, who took me to a couple of
moshes, let me borrow a hood, and it was fun.
I enjoyed being anonymous, but it never really clicked with me.
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And then in October, I think it was, my roommates had gone
overseas to visit his family. His visa had issues and he got
his three-week trip turned into 2 1/2 months.
So it was me and the bio dog a lot.
So I was just playing with her and being a lot of her
interactions. So I was kind of popping out.
Anyway, I have this cute little Pikachu hat with like ears and a
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little face. It's and I thought for gay
Halloween I'll get a yellow harness and I'll be Pikachu.
So I was on Amazon and there's this whole set.
It was a hood, a collar, a harness and arm bands for like
$80.00. And I was like, I still don't
have any interest in being a pup, but it's a pretty good deal
and why not give it a try? Worst case it basically it's
free so it doesn't matter. But then I was like, oh, but
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yellow's not really my favorite color.
So do I change the color? Do I do this to what do I do?
And then I decided that yellow is a good choice because it
doesn't seem very popular or very common.
So being a little more shy and reserved, I'll stand out a bit
more. So at the socials or events,
I'll be more likely for people to come and talk to me since I
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can't use my face, which is I use a lot to get attention.
So then I went to go back and buy it.
It was the price that they'd gone up, but I did find a hood
for $25.00. So I I got that and that was it.
I was all by accident. OK, so now I must ask, now that
you are in the puppy community, are you aware of what being a
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yellow puppy tends to signify inalmost all puppies I've met?
Yep, I know what that means and I've never done it.
Wow, you're like the first puppyI've met who who wears yellow
without flagging yellow. I am shocked and surprised.
I'm special. Yes, you are in fairness as we
all are, you are unique. Thank you.
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And you are not required just like the hanky code if you wear
something or color, it is not specifically we've we've
discussed that before too. It's not required based on the
color of your hood to represent what it does it.
Absolutely isn't required, it's just you're the 1st puppy that I
met in yellow that has not also matched your your hanky color.
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All the other colors I've met punchy that are you know in and
out. You're the first yellow puppy
that isn't yellow hanky, which is.
I know I get that a lot. Because you're the only one.
Now, for our listeners that may not be aware of it or our cast
members, we're all aware. Do we know what the yellow
represents in the hanky code or what we're talking about?
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Pretty sure. Water sports.
Golden showers, yeah. Water.
Sports. Yep, I.
Figured that's what that means. Pop Titan.
It's bathroom play #1 play piss play.
Couldn't. Have gone my whole life without
knowing. Well, you kept looking at me,
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Blanket. It's going to keep going till
you found out. You know, being colorblind, he's
really unfortunate that yellow is one of the colors he can see.
He's. He's you'll never see it the
same again. Yeah.
Right, no. So J Rod is colorblind.
So for for just just being introduced to to the podcast,
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you know, so it's yeah. So it's 11.
Does anybody else? I've asked my questions, Sharon,
you've had some great questions.Does anybody else have any in
questions? Juki is drawing a blank.
Top or bottom? Depends on who I'm playing with.
Good answer. Bikini.
That's not a question. No, it's a joke.
Top, bottom, top, bottom, bikini.
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Nothing for the skip game. So the joke is bikini if you
don't know if you're top. When I first started having sex
I was a bottom and then for a very long time living here I was
a top. And then since I'm breaking with
my ex two years ago I've been bottoming a lot more.
But it also just varies depending on the person and
circumstance. It's it's more fun to just go
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with the flow than to have strict rules.
So first. This is what I like to do too.
Again, it depends on the chemistry of the person.
Yeah, which is nice that you're able to, although we do know
other people that are strictly one or the other.
And I appreciate that. But I'm I have the ability.
It's nice to depending on the person.
And then you can play with both of them.
Exactly. Much more fun, right?
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Or we can just be buddy pop. I have much to say, but I won't.
And at this moment I'm going to slide in my little, you know,
hello to my little pack, my little puppy pack, Stinky pups
too. And I always like to do my shout
out to my loving friend, ex handler Chase.
I miss. You current handler, I don't
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care what he says, he is handlerchase and I will fight that to
the death. I agree.
Billy, who is in the UK. And then we have Tegel and his
loving boyfriend, Arrows. Thank you.
Did I get it right? I was just.
I'm just gonna see him like. And yeah, they're together and
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they're in the Netherlands and they are the little stinky pups.
And I always do a shout out to them.
And what we do is we always hideA secret word.
Speaking of, what time did? You get the response from last
time. Only one only Chase has listened
to the episode. That's it, Billy and Billy and.
Teal across the water, pups are losing points.
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Yeah, they have not listened or given me their secret word so.
What's a secret word for them? Bodacious.
Perfect. Oh, good one.
Bodacious. I was at the ballroom event last
night and that was the word for the the people, the announcers
to chat a balance or fight against.
And I'm moving it closer. Those in my mind, awesome.
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There. All right, bodacious, it is for
the stinky pups. Thank you very much for this
episode for this episode. It's always like to slide that
and that's what we'd like to do because they have to message me
and do the secret word to make sure that they're still
listening to the the podcast. So it's our it's our dirty
little way of making sure they're still listening.
So they. Get homework.
Yeah, well, they absolutely do. They need to.
It's kind of cute. So thank you for giving their
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secret word. You're welcome.
All right, spelling that. Thank you.
No, I can barely text. No, I meant thumb.
You don't spell it. There you go.
See, voice to text is a great thing.
It's not thumbs. I get all kinds of weird words.
Thumbs to keyboards. New question.
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Favorite porn? Favorite porn genre?
OK, I was gonna say that was a very special question.
I wanna what specific video do you like like.
Favorite porn genre? I don't know.
I don't. I haven't really been watching a
lot of porn lately. Mostly it's been like amateur
stuff like Blue Sky and Twitter and that sort of thing.
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Still better. I've also been reading a lot
more porn instead of watching it.
Oh, that's what hubby likes to do I love.
Reading erotic stories. They are so much my.
Imagination is better than anything anybody can do.
That's this. It's like instant hard on.
Yeah, so I've been reading a lotmore.
So he's been heard a lot more. I get like 5 pages in and then
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I'm done and I'm like OK, just with that story, put it away.
It's not a good way to read a story, man.
Not a good one. A lot of sticky pages.
Yeah, you just do a few paragraphs at a time and then
come back when you want to do itagain.
Yeah, 100%. You just live through one
scenario and then you put it down and you come back for the
next one. It's like pausing porn.
Sorry Danica, your eyes are seriously tripping me out right
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now because you have one pupil that is much more larger than
the other. So when I was like 3 I had
trauma to my eye to this one. I'm actually blind.
The right eye he's pointing to. Yes.
So this one's usually green, this one's usually blue.
And also because of that trauma,when I have drinks, one gets
really big and one gets really little.
Really. Yeah, Cool.
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That's a unique. Like just a unique
characteristic. I notice little details like
that, like a lot of people will miss that.
But I, I, I see it and it's, although you've got very
attractive eyes as well, like the coloring is amazing.
I love it. It's slightly lighter than my
husband's eyes. Yeah, I have green Hazel for
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mine. Yeah, I I'm happy.
I always forget I have green Hazel eyes, so I'm like, I'm
really happy I even have those. I'm like, apparently it's a rare
color. Shit, brown the green.
Is, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've been
told. Like me too.
Like rarer than blue apparently.So like I'm like, oh yay, I'm
unique. As if I didn't need my eye color
to. Tell me that special year my.
I'm special anyway. Shit brown, almost as dark as my
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people. So my my.
Hazel too, but I noticed that like the the, the brown part
will actually get smaller and myeyes will sometimes actually be
green. Yeah.
That's kind of cool, yeah. Except when you do acid, then
you're a whole eyeball is like an owl.
I wouldn't know. Nope.
Yeah, really. Yeah.
One gets really big and one getsreally little.
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I freaked me out when I saw that.
I'll be thinking of like Homer Simpson thing going on like.
Big eyeballs, right? When he did the the hot pepper.
The hot pepper, yes, the hot pepper challenge of his eyes
were like all over the place. The hot.
Pepper thing? Or was it from the movie when he
was with the big boob? No, no, thin woman.
Maybe that too, but when he whenhe ate the chili?
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It was the chil I I remember from the chili, the chili pepper
thing was going crazy. OK, fair.
So it's funny. That was a good.
Yeah, that was that was a memorable episode.
Yeah, I went to, I went to the rib fest in Poco, very
disappointed, very disappointed.I went there.
The ribs that I had, I literallythe ribs that I had, they were
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so undercooked that I lift 80% of the meat on the bone because
I literally could not. I felt like it might the bridge
that I have I thought was going to RIP out from it.
I had so much grit in my teeth for because just trying to eat
the food and no, when I turned around, I looked around, it was
like there must have been about 40 people per lineup.
So if I want to go back anymore and I got there and the price
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was like $22.00 for half ribs. And when I got there, she's
like, is $35 OK? Because we don't have the right
prices. So it jumped from 22 to 35.
So for 1/2 a rack of ribs, Yeah.So half a rack of ribs, 2 beer
was almost $100. Overall it was a very
disappointing experience. I definitely will not go back
again and I will not recommend it pay. 30, I'd be like, no,
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you're advertising 22. I'm not paying more than that.
It was, it was just an under. It was under experience.
And no, I won't go back again. I'm glad I did it, but I
definitely will not go back a second time.
I can't wait till next year so Icould go experience
disappointment. But do you not get to get
disappointed this year? No, I didn't go.
I'll. Just make you some ribs.
Thank you. And it was so funny because we
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went with Rumi and I don't have to worry about it because, you
know, he doesn't listen to the podcast ever.
He stopped two years ago. So we go there and he's with his
friend. So he shows up.
I wake up with only five hours sleep, go out here thinking it's
going to be really good time, have a good I gave him.
Got to go to work at the liquor store too.
Show up, meet them, sit down. He looks over.
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He's like, oh, I'm done, I'm stoned, I'm tired.
I'm going in my car and going tosleep.
I'm like. And so most of the time I spent
a little bit of a couple of maybe an hour and a half with
Rumi, and then his friend showedup and he was then I'm like and
I'm out and like, is that what Ireally spent five hours for?
Like, next time I'll just get mysleep.
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Yeah. And save my money.
Yeah, and I'll, I'll bring the ribs.
Yeah, thank goodness, because. It's bringing the prices and on
here I thought that the Richmondnight markets, you know, 10
bucks for that cheese, you know the cheese covered.
That's our. $35 for what you got, honey, you got.
Real right off. That's right.
We went to the Richmond Night market.
Last last weekend we went to RecBeach and then afterwards, after
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we burned ourselves silly with the sun, we decided to go to the
Richmond Night Market, which wasactually it was all.
Right, I had fun. It was a good time.
I had fun. I got my squid for.
Most of them. I had OK so Spider will contest
to this. I am a huge Mr. Instant Noodle
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ramen person. I could I could live my life off
of them. Anyways, there is a booth at the
Richmond Night Market that sellsramen doughnuts.
What? It is a battered ramen doughnut,
spicy, deep fried. Oh my God, spicy.
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It wasn't spicy. It's it's kimchi.
Yeah, I saw the label. It was no, no, no.
It was a doughnut made out of ramen noodles, battered and deep
fried. So you bite into it, It's crispy
batter and you bite into it and it is ramen noodle.
That sounds really. Good.
Oh my. God, I am not a ramen noodle
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person, but that thing was fucking fantastic.
If you if you go get it, it was like 10 bucks.
Really good J ride. You're shaking your head.
What? You're shaking your head.
You're shaking your head. Sorry.
I zone out OK half the time and.I just I thought you were just
listening to the. No, I just, I do that.
I don't know why I do that. OK, I do that.
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I love the Richard. Mitch, I was making sure you
weren't like shaking your head and disgusting.
No, no, it's just I do that. Periodically and I've never
noticed that. I don't know why I do it.
Well, you don't have to no explain.
I just never realized. I was like, you were just
shaking your hand. I'm like, no, no, it's gross.
It was so funny because I placedmy order and I got my little
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slip that had my order number onto it, right?
They call out and it was so funny because the guy that was
calling out the order numbers, he's like lucky number 77.
It was so cute, you know, lucky number 1010 ten.
Yep. I had 13.
Yep. So when it came to my order
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being called out, Yep. Ramen donut 13.
That's it. Nothing.
The one after lucky number 14. Every number.
That's right. That is because 13 is a very
unlucky number. You go to any hotel.
In downtown Vancouver, No, no, no, not just hotel.
You go to any building that's higher than 13 stories.
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Yeah. Fine, let's go with that.
Well, it's. The truth they won't, They won't
have #13. They won't have a 13th floor.
They will. It'll just be 14th floor.
So technically it's still the 13th floor.
Actually, 9 times out of 10, the13th floor is either the 11th or
12th floor. Or or they make it like a
service floor. Yeah.
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Has anybody seen the movie basedon that kind of premises?
I think it was with. No, it's, I think it's called
the movie. It's called 13th.
Floor it is. I know what one you're talking
about. It's like a horror sketchy
movie. It was great.
I love it. If you haven't checked it out,
it's really cool. John Cusack is in it and he
exactly. And he doesn't show up a lot,
but it was a really, really, well, you've seen it, haven't
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you? No, but I've heard about.
It it's a great movie. I think Samuel L Jackson's in
it. Too.
Yes, Samuel L Jackson, if you haven't checked it out again, it
was one of those sleeper films, but it is really a good movie.
So just just to say, awesome. So basically if you get into an
elevator, count the buttons up because usually it's like ground
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234, etcetera, etcetera, 12/14/15.
So if it's ground 2, the 12th floor is actually the 13th
floor, so always start ground the next floor up.
The beef is wrong. Two huh?
If it's ground and 2:00 then that's just 1/2.
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Is ground one or is Ground Zero?If it goes.
If it goes ground and then two. OK, yes.
Floors would be 1 and 2, right? Yes, that's correct.
I yes, I I was asking. I screwed that up.
I'm on my third beer, so 4th actually.
I had one outside, always in theyeah, it's always the alcohol.
Lame ass excuse. But I have been into elevators
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where there was like ground 1234.
I've been in elevators where it was ground ground two.
I've been in elevators where it was ground 4.
I've seen ground, mezzanine and then two, yeah.
Yeah, so and I mean like it's itjust depends count the buttons
first floor 23456789 start at the ground is number 1 and then
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everything up after that is. Not entirely true, particularly
in Richmond, but in certain areas 4 is also unlucky because
in particular Japan, it's very similar to the word death.
So it's very unlucky. So they will.
So in Richmond particularly theywill skip the 4th and 13th
floor. And so you'll if you're doing
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that counting thing, you have tonote that there are two floors
missing. Yeah.
Why don't they just call? Them by names instead of
numbers. That solves so many problems.
You're you're this big. You will run out of names.
Just put pictures like a house around out of.
Cash look look at large cities and how they've run out of names
(48:38):
for their streets and they just got to the point where it's just
J street L street M Ave. you'll you will run out of.
I mean, that's another thing too.
Instead of numbering the elevator floors, alphabetize
them. Ground ABCD.
Yeah, your apartment number is athree O 3.
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That's. Where I was kind of going with
that. Yeah, just use emojis, it's
fine. Yeah, right.
What what level do you live on, man?
Regular person that's. Awesome.
Cat doing Macaulay Culkin face. Right.
Welcome back, Spider. Yeah.
Where'd you go? Apparently you went to get wine.
(49:21):
I was gonna say drinks, but wineworks too. 6 in 1/2, a dozen in
the other. Is that the same?
I went to? That's a good thing.
Puppy wine glasses. You're missing a toe.
There's a toe missing. Yeah, I just.
Noticed that too. We're beanless.
What? No, No, no, no.
We're down. We're down a bean.
That that puppy print came from a veteran who lost his bean in a
(49:42):
war from an IUD and. An IUD.
Same thing. Cheers.
Salute. Pretty sure it's IED all.
Right let. Me refill my I don't know.
I'm sure it's an IUD. Can be pretty dangerous too.
(50:06):
I'm just going to refill my wineglass here with red wine and
then we'll do a toast because wehaven't done a toast to
everybody since. All right.
Given that it is killing me, apparently it is deadly.
Are you OK? I see.
It was well more appropriate to enjoy your glass of wine than.
The I'm not fancy me. Neither.
But specific when it. Comes to my red.
It was determined earlier that is not red Solo Cup, that is red
(50:29):
Kirkland Signature Cup. Kirkland Red.
Big Red Cup. Everybody you can make it in.
Cheers. Welcome to the show.
Happy hour, kids. There we go.
Cheers from a fire I can't. Cheers from a fire.
So yeah, there you go, there's astory behind the three beam
(50:50):
puppy. And it involves an IUD.
Yep. Damn IUD.
They get you every time, he knows.
Hey, women will agree. All right, J Rod is looking at
the time, so he's giving us the countdown.
Before we end this episode, I want to make sure and say thank
you again to all of our listeners, followers, everyone,
(51:11):
for being here today. Of course, we are missing our
regular cast members. We're missing T-bone.
We're missing Sprinkles. We didn't even do a shout out to
Sprinkles. We we think that's what.
We're doing right now. Well, now we'll be we called out
T-bone at the start. No, I called out T-bone at the
start. There's a difference.
Everybody's here. I didn't forget shout outs.
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We always make sure one of the underlying things of the podcast
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or you're experiencing any kind of issues, there's always help
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(51:52):
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someone to talk to you, let us know.
I'm here. I'm actually trained in the
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there to help you even. Just a lot of companies are
bringing in people too on to thestaff that can assist and help
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out. So go talk to HR.
Yeah, the. The world is changing again.
It's important. Be yourself, never be ashamed of
who you are, be proud of who youare, and as well, make sure that
you take care of yourself. And again, we are very proud.
And if you need help, even to reach out to us anonymously, you
want to reach out and just have a conversation, please do so.
(52:35):
We'll be there to help you. We'll be there to do as much as
we can, even just to be a voice for you.
And just remember that bully Billy from grade three?
He ended up being a drag queen anyhow, so whatever.
Oh my God. And on that note, don't know
where that came from. That's new.
We're gonna continue on with anybody here before we shut down
(52:57):
in about a minute before it getsair.
If anybody want to do any last minute shout outs before we get
ready and take a break, refresh our drinks and get ready to
embrace the chaos which is. Squirrels after dark.
I figured it out. My mom is from Moncton.
Oh that's like 2 hours from my house.
I've been there many times, it'svery close.
There you go. Excellent in Moncton they
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actually speak English and French.
Really it's right on the border because N New Brunswick is
French, S is English, Moncton isin the middle and they speak
both at once. Usually switches every few
words. That's real confusing I.
Bet Shout out shout out to my mom.
Love you. Hey, Mom.
Is she still listening? I don't.
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I don't know you. You actually.
She learned a lot about you. You know what?
She learns a lot about you. Yeah, totally.
She might actually come to Vancouver Pride.
Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe. I don't know.
We gotta we gotta sort our schedules out.
She. Does love peace and chicken
grease? We love you all bitches.
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See you next episode all. Right.
Love you guys. We'll be back in a few minutes.
Rare.
Well done everybody. Welcome back to the Squirrel
Hour episode 15 Season 3. I am your host of the show and
creator AKA Spider Pup Rick Hunter, and I am happy to be
here for another fantastic episode.
We've got a lot to cover, a lot of things to talk about.
(00:25):
Before we even get to begin intothat, we want to make sure and
remind everybody that we are a not safe for work podcast.
Get that out there. We talk about a lot of weird
shit, as any of our regular ongoing listeners have heard
over the years. And I thank you once again for
all of our subscribers, our continued listeners around the
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world of the 70 two countries that do follow us.
Thank you for sticking with us and and following our weird,
weird weirdness that continues on.
With that being said, I'm gonna pass it over to my loving
husband to do the official announcements before we get on
to the show. This podcast is recorded on the
unseated lands and traditional territories as a Coquitlam First
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Nations. Thank you for allowing us to be
here. Thank you very much honey for
doing that. That's just me being puppy Moat
creating weird sounds. I'll get rid of that in a few
seconds. With that being said, let's go
around the table. Introduce yourself.
Besides me being here, who is here at Sitting at the Table
currently on today's podcast? Hey, it's jukey.
Fun fact about, well funny fact I guess about me is I bruise
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really easily. So if you see bruises on my
arms, my legs, it's not my husband abusing me, it's my
cats. Thanks, Jude.
I thought this recent one was your car trunk.
No, this was my car trunk. Yes, but.
Bruises easily. Just for the record, I have
literally seen a cat paw bruise on her.
Arm paw shaped bruise. Yeah, with beans and all.
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Oh. J Rod Beans.
J Rod, please. That's pup Titan or J Rod don't
have an interesting fact or a bad joke.
That's OK on my mind right now. Give it time.
Yeah. Sharon Dubois.
I'm here and I drive a Dalmatian.
Yeah. How's that going by the?
Way everybody at work calls it acow, no?
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Yep. Yes.
And what did Danica, what was your question I.
Was asking how that was going. There you go.
Yeah, No, everybody at work thinks it's a cow.
Your coworkers are so mean. I know cows have black blotches.
Right, like giant spots. Yeah, not even spots, it's just
a patch. Dalmatian have spots.
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My truck is a Dalmatian. It's a Dalmatian.
Go ahead, J Rod. Maybe you should move.
Oh nice respect. Fail.
People laugh. I call it a wind.
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You laughed. Call it a wind.
This, this, this reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons
where I know it was the movie, wasn't it?
I know, yeah. He brought home Harry Clopper.
It was Harry Clopper. Yeah, yeah, the movie Spider
Pig. Yeah, yeah, we have two silent
people passing in the backgroundthere, if anybody's watching
their. Yeah, I know.
(03:19):
Heard them all. We did not, and continuing on.
This is returning handler Skyler, this time in place of
T-bone. Who may possibly show up
randomly? He's done.
It before yeah, I'm nice. All right.
My name is Danikan, this is my first time being here all.
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Right. So we're gonna see how it goes a
little bit closer. And we have to remind our guests
that are coming in that have left the door wide open for our
wonderful spaz to run away. Spaz is currently underneath
you. Thank you, I know he doesn't
give away. So how does it feel to be on the
podcast for the first time? Not.
Really sure what to say still. And yet you're saying stuff now.
Are you drunk enough? I'm sober, you'll figure.
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It out OK so the first thing we need to do just arrived yeah, we
need we need to remedy that so the first thing you need to do
is to take a break cuz you've introduced who you are and get
up and go take a few seconds andgrab yourself a glass of wine
cuz. It's happy hour, yes?
All right, let's get happy. All right.
I love it when people come walking through the door with 4
bottles of wine in their hands. All right, I'm just gonna turn
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sprinkles wine while Dan can go get a drink, which is much
required. Speaking of Danican getting a
drink juky, he likes Pinot grigios.
Nice. Yeah, we, I know.
As soon as he said that, I'm like, oh, I'm like, you're gonna
be a, you know. A juky fave?
Yep. Absolutely, that's huge.
So with that being said, we didn't have a topic chosen for
(04:46):
today, something we are going tohopefully rectify in season
should be season 4. We will get back to having
predetermined topics, predetermined topics in advance
for everybody. We will be that is something
that we are going to get back tobecause I think it's really nice
that our guests get to know what's upcoming on the show.
So we'll be kind of getting backto that as we learn going into
season 4. And one moment, let's turn up
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the microphone and welcome back down again.
Hey, you have a drink? I have a drink.
And what are you drinking? I'm drinking wine Pinot.
We told you which winery. A cheap one.
Is it a beast? Is it a BC winery?
That's a great question. It should be from.
It's one of my faves. That's a Chardonnay, dear they.
(05:29):
Didn't give me the. Right, Copper Moon.
But Copper Moon is one of my favorites.
There is another bottle over there.
It is a BC. I feel like there's another
bottle over there. That's OK.
We'll just do this and see what We'll do this and see what
happens. There you go.
What is the other one please? Chardonnay.
My God, they got your Chardonnay.
Aren't you? So bad.
Hello roomy tastes. Like oak?
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No, look, it's too sweet for me.I don't really like Chardonnay.
This is I don't really like it tastes like oak.
So a previous Co host arrived inthe room for a quick second.
For those who follow the YouTubechannel, Mocktails did a quick
brief appearance if you'd like to check it out on the YouTube
channel. Hello.
There he is, and both on channels.
So it's gonna be fun day. Again, this is the cast for
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today as far as we know, unless somebody else shows up, who
knows? Welcome to the podcast and
welcome to the Squirrel Hour. The chaos that generally ensues
every single two weeks on a podcast.
And as you can see, everybody pre drinks, everybody's happy.
That is the epitome of this podcast.
With being said, everybody's been introduced around the
table. We've done our introductions,
let loose. It's going to be fun before we
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get into what has happened in the last couple of weeks for a
lot of people. We I know, I know, I know what I
want to talk about, which is a lot of fun.
Dannigan has a fun story that wewere talking about on the patio
pre to the show that he would like to bring and share with us.
Hey. So on the patio we were talking
about first experiences and theyasked how Romans was and I said
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mine was disappointing. So I'm now being made to share
that with the world. Not the whole world, just 73
countries. Oh well, that's fine then.
A small Internet group. Yeah, that's small.
I don't think Antarctica is following us yet.
Not yet. We should work on that.
They made after this. So my first time was with a
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woman. Well, that explains a lot.
Yep, so that was off to a great start.
The only one I've ever been withand while going down on me she
nipped the tip of my penis and Iinstantly got soft and was not
having it and had a bruise. Oh, you got bruised?
She nipped. That was a little bit of an
understatement. Were you there?
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I have never seen bruising from a nipping deer.
Well, I'm not sure what to tell you, but you weren't there.
I mean, she didn't like chew on like a chew toy in she pinched
it with her teeth. What's a?
That's a nip. It's a it's a nip and in
fairness, my friend who enjoys glory hole play, the last time
(08:08):
he came over he messaged me and he's like, oh, I have a bruise.
Yeah, so now I'm gay, OK? So that's that's two times that
I that that I've now heard of somebody getting bruised from a
blowjob because I have never heard of this before.
Well, you're welcome. It has expanded horizons.
It it does happen. It's a skill issue.
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All right, well, thank you for sharing.
You're welcome. I I told you you'd have things
to talk about. So going around the table, we're
going to talk about what positive things have happened in
the last couple of weeks that have occurred.
And I'm going to start off because the definitely the
coolest thing that's happened inthe last two weeks was last
weekend was the Vancouver Pride preparation for the Vancouver
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pups and handlers that will be walking in this year, Vancouver
Pride. And we spent the entire day on
Sunday preparing the truck, the decorations, the 3000 puppy paws
that that that went out. We've learnt a lot.
It will not take 12 hours next time.
My God, we totally had a absolute sweat factory going on,
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not just a shop. It was happening on three
different levels of our house. Yeah, it it was a lot of fun.
The truck looks amazing. For any of our followers that
are locally, please make sure toshow up for the parade.
We are in tier one. There are four different tiers.
We will be walking in the first section towards without giving
numbers towards about the middlesection.
So we will definitely be in the first section leading this
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year's Pride parade. We have a wonderful truck
made-up and what does our truck look like?
A Dalmatian. A cow.
I, I, I've, I have been getting so mad at people at work over
that. And it they're, I swear to God,
they're purposely doing it just to get a rise out of me.
Of course. Then to the point where I've had
actually office staff who work day shift that I don't even know
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who they are, asked me on Friday, like I walked into work
and the the one girl, I believe her name is Camille, she looks
at me. She's like, do you drive the
Dalmatian? And I'm like, yes, yes, I do.
It is a Dalmatian. She's like, of course it is.
What else would it be? And I'm like, everybody calls it
a cow. She's like, no, it is not black
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patches. They're black spots.
I'm like, yes, yes. Yes.
So congratulations on someone finally identified it.
So it's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a great time. We are walking with the
Vancouver Puffs and Handlers, a game that's going to be excited.
And of course we are very fortunate because of everybody
around this table. I was here, hubby was here and
Dannikon was here. And what did you finish today?
(10:45):
We did the legs. Yes, awesome, thank you.
Like I said, it was great the fact the sweatshop continued.
Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog for your side leg
profile. It's a great model.
That's that's right. That's what you guys came up
with. That's that's where I got it.
Well, that was the image I had the entire time, but you
couldn't picture it until I showed you a picture.
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And the best picture I could find was of Clifford the Big Red
Dog. It was, it was good.
It was a good picture. So, yeah, I mean, great.
And this is your first time? That was your first time being
here. Yeah.
That was awesome. I hope you had a fun time.
Of course, I know Buddy had a full time.
He did. Buddy had a great time.
So did you? I think.
I think I. Did I mean, I was busy making
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things and all of a sudden therewas a purple puppy on his knees
and there were things happening?I walk into the basement and
come around the corner and Spider is getting a blowjob from
buddy while he's cutting Decklesat the same time.
Sounds like a good boy, I. I agree that's a great service
puppy. What you or him?
(11:49):
Was that him I. Mean he was servicing you.
He's a service. You were servicing us.
So everyone was a good service puppy, yeah.
I just drank and monitored people.
And then we had and then we don't.
Ever let Franchi handle a glue gun again?
Seriously. But.
He did such a good job. But he did a good job.
He loved it. He did a good job, but Oh my
(12:11):
God, nobody else was allowed to touch glue guns at all like
anybody else tried to touch him.And he was like, no, mine.
Yeah, just. Imagine out of there.
Possessive. Yeah.
Over the glue gun. Yeah, he was he was great, but
he jumped in he did all the cutting, too.
I'm. Guessing he doesn't get to use a
glue gun. Very.
Often I don't think so. Pack.
Pup was holding three glue guns and he was only allowed to hold
(12:36):
them. Yeah for Frenchie.
When Frenchie ran out of a glue stick, he'd pass it over, grab a
fresh 1A fresh gun with a new stick and pack.
Just reloaded the gun. I hate to say this, but that
absolutely sounds like pack puppy.
I know the puppy very well. Yeah, that sounds like him.
Yeah, You know, it was, it was agreat experience.
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I'm glad it was your first time being here.
Experienced that. And we actually had two other
new pups that arrived that I hadmet for the first time that I
want to give a shout out to. And I'm just getting used to all
the names that were here locking.
Pineapple. I believe it was.
I'm looking for names. Pop Locking was the first one
here. He was the first time and he
actually did such an amazing jobbecause he was down.
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He took over for me so I could organize everything and he did
90% of the cricket cutting downstairs and he did an amazing
job. Lockin or Lachlan?
Was it Lachlan or Lockin Lachlan?
I think Lachlan. These are some good questions.
I wanna say Lachlan. Yeah, again, I'm just trying to
make sure to get used to everybody's names.
And of course, I do apologize ifI've said anybody's name's
wrong. No, Lockin, LOCHAN.
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So I was right. Lockin.
That's. Different.
Yeah, As in the Loch Ness Monster.
I didn't ask to the the behind it, but Loch and was his that's
his name. We can ask him later.
And the other pup, which is a returning pup.
Actually, that was from prior tothe Vancouver pups and handlers
kind of days. Of course, pack puppy was there
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and pack puppy was from the previous.
So it was so delightful to see him coming back.
I met him actually at an event when we first met.
And then there was, I'm just going to say, let's see who else
was here. Well, I know who else was here.
I'm just trying to find the name.
Oh my goodness. It was such a unique name.
And he was a relatively younger Pop, but he was in the community
(14:25):
for a long time. He's also a furry, which his
name includes that Argo. Nope, not Argo.
That was Trav. My God, where is where's the
conversation? Sorry everybody, I'm trying to
find the name to give a proper shout out to everybody that was
actually here. But a lot of conversations What
happens when you don't make notes in advance?
(14:46):
I know it's not my. Spontaneity, that is.
It is a squirrel. That is this.
That is US. Oh my goodness, someone please
tell me, remind me who's here Cuz he's been he's been evaded
to the the help the birthday party as well.
Frenchie was here. Zado.
Zado Oh yeah, thank you. Zado The.
Numbers you can. See everybody's name?
Thank you. That's who it was.
(15:08):
Easier than scrolling through the conversation.
Well, it's funny because I did have that conversation, but I
don't actually see Zado on my conversation list anymore.
I know, but if you just click onthe members it'll show you just
the people. OK, that's work.
That's fair. I know.
I'm like, I did introduce him and then it was like actually
don't see his conversation anymore.
So without that being said that it was here and it was a
(15:31):
wonderfully fun time. Drinks were had, Audio was
figured out for the parade. Yes.
Very important. It was I'm debating whether or
not to use the tripods actually.Yeah, just thinking that.
Use the tripods. And milk crates.
I have I have the milk crates for you.
(15:51):
Yeah, because those tripods actually take up a lot of the
lot of the back of the truck andthey don't kind of sit nicely.
OK, so I'm thinking milk crates that should be easier to strap
them down. Sure, because I I do believe we
have to have them secured. I do believe so as well.
So if we put them on milk crates, it'll be more of AI mean
(16:15):
We'll see. We'll bring the tripods and
we'll bring milk crates and we'll see which works best.
I mean, we have 2 1/2 hours to figure it out.
Parade starts at parade starts at noon and the vehicle has to
be there at 9:30. Yeah.
I remember last year we went down it.
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We left I think at 8:30 in the morning to get good seats and
I'm like, yeah, we could have shown up here at 11 and no
problem. I can attest to that.
That's actually true, yeah. Although this year the parade is
half the length, so there's going to be just as many people
squeezed into, Yeah, this is true, a lot smaller.
So yeah, this year maybe do the 8:30 thing.
(16:57):
I'm thinking so as well and everybody would give me a quick
smile just to make sure, but I didn't forget of today's podcast
123. Thank you.
So to make sure as I go around the table and take mother other
pictures. All right, sorry about being
distracted. Trying to make sure I give
proper shout outs to make sure everyone who is invited to my
human slash puppy birthday partyin the next month.
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So this podcast will be aired the day of the Vancouver Pride
parade? Yes, next Sunday August 3rd, So
do your calculations. Today is the 27th of July.
Yes. So, yeah, so they, the event was
a lot of fun. We got all ready to go.
We had a lot of fun. A lot of, you know, things were
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happening and that's it. That was that was the highlights
of my last couple of weeks was that whole debauchery.
Who else? Who else has got something
positive to share that might have occurred to share with our
listeners for the last couple ofweeks?
I have a question for Juki. You do.
I do OK. God.
In response to last episode, have we cut ourselves in the
(18:01):
last two weeks? No.
We have. Not yay, we've done we've.
Bruised ourselves pretty good, but.
Hey, it's not a cut, you still have all your flesh and nails
do. You get cut often.
Maybe once a year, yeah. OK.
I'm a chef. Oh that makes way more sense.
I had no idea what you did. I was gonna say we're acting.
The things that happened to me in the last two weeks.
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I have a new friend and that doesn't happen very often.
Yay. He's not here, but you know that
this happens. Apparently I'm told to be used
to his kind of activity in antics.
Speaking of, I do believe T-bonejust walked through the door.
Nope, I do. That was Mocktails leaving.
(18:44):
I do believe that was mocktails leaving T-bone is Mia.
He there are no response. I mean, he drives his bike so.
OK, bye Mocktails. He waved, he did wave because
she knows not the talk on the onthe podcast.
All right, so you haven't cut yourself, which is a fantastic
thing. I'm glad to hear you have a new
friend in between. I look forward to hearing that
story. My cat's got a new cat tree.
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It's an unfortunate circumstance.
My neighbor's cat died and she was.
I used to cat sit for her. She was just Satan's spawn.
She was Oh my God, this cat was from hell.
And. They know this, they agree with
me. So a a real cat.
A real cat. I would walk in the door and all
the way all I hear was his, his,his, his, his, his.
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And then she'd wrap up against me and start purring because she
knew I was there to feed her. And then his, his, his, his,
his. A couple of swats later, yeah,
she was, she was Satan's pawn. But she was so cute.
So a. Cat.
A cat passing on condolences, Hugs next time you see her
neighbor from us. Thank you.
But yeah, they gave us the cat tree and some food and whatever
(19:47):
we didn't want, we're giving to a cat shelter.
No, OK. And as soon as we brought the
tree in the house, the cats are rubbing their scent all over it,
getting down, rolling around. It was great, excellent.
They're happy Millie hasn't leftits side.
Do you have any pets? Yes.
I have one dog. There you go.
Yeah, a bio dog. I was about to ask.
(20:09):
He has a bio dog I. Mean I have a couple of pups
too, but I have an actual bio dog.
What's her name actually? You've got 3 then.
Her name is Demita. OK, cool.
She is Mexican Next. Oh, is that better?
Yep, just talk. Closer.
So a friend was in Mexico. There you go a few years ago and
adopted a street dog. Got the street dog back, found
out she was pregnant and that's how I got a puppy.
(20:31):
Cute. Yeah.
What breed she's. Mexican.
I don't know. The mother was a street dog, so
it could be anything, yeah. Fair enough.
So she's she's all I know is she's Mexican.
Illegal immigrants in Canada. She was smuggled across the
border. The pregnancy was not declared.
She was smuggled but. She's cute.
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Yes, she's adorable. She acts like a rescue, which is
weird, but she's great. We took her camping to Shadow
Falls a few weeks back. She loved it.
She hated the drive, but she liked being.
There in the park. I didn't know you were.
I didn't realize you were at theShadow Falls Little Camp out.
That's awesome. Yeah, it was my first time going
there was. It a gay old time.
It was it was a gay puppy time. Gay puppy time.
(21:15):
Question for you. Yeah, understandable, not
knowing the breed, but what doesshe look like?
So she looks like a Basenji, which I had never heard before
getting her, but every stranger on the street seems to know that
word and tells me that's the breed she is.
A what ever. Heard of that?
Basenji. Basenji, Yeah.
After the show, we'll have to look that up.
I'd be curious to see what that looks.
(21:35):
Like I've never heard that word,but every stranger on the street
is. That's what they tell me.
No way. All right, that's super cool.
That new breed that we've never heard.
I know. Anyone I've told the story to
has never heard it, but every stranger I don't talk to has as
well aware of it. But a bit as soon as we see it,
we're like. I mean, it does look very much
like her. She has the same colorings,
(21:57):
yeah. And I think that's what I'll
exactly you see that picture like, oh, that's it.
It just, yeah, clicks in and andrings, you know, rings of rings
a bell. So with with that being said,
does anybody else, because we'regonna get back to Danikin
because he's actually our new guest today.
So we're gonna get back and ask some some questions in a few
minutes. So does anybody else have
anything of our regular cast that they'd like to share before
(22:18):
we grill Danikin with questions?I didn't know this was an
interview. You've already given us.
It's so funny cuz you've already.
I love it because all the time, every new guest, I don't know
what I'm gonna talk about. You've been talking the whole
time. It's been an absolute blast.
See, it's really not hard. It's literally just like
outside. As long as you don't ask me to
make up a topic of conversation.No, that's fine.
(22:39):
We won't do that. Again.
Right. No, we asked prior.
Besides driving a Dalmatian around, I don't think anything
really exciting has happened over the last couple weeks, no.
That's pretty awesome. Well I ordered a new pride flag
from Forever Wave. For the Pride parade.
So hopefully that arrives in time.
I have new stickers that were given to me by Scamp patches,
(23:01):
patches that were given to me byScamp and RTJ Fox.
That's awesome. Secret Squirrel and awesome.
So I just want to share. A lot.
Very cool. I have a battle vest and I must
have one. I bet you do.
No, no, I saw that. No, I actually have a battle.
(23:21):
Vest these were discontinued so this was a special order from
Arctic J Fox secret squirrel I know how perfectly bright let's
just. Scamp.
Maybe he'll give you one or get you.
One, you have to order it actually.
The palm may be not so hard to get.
From no, no, you can, you can get those.
So I'm just showing that to my YouTube listeners and
subscribers that you can see thesecret squirrels.
(23:42):
If you want to check that out, check out the YouTube channel.
It's being displayed right now under the camera to check that
out. So yeah, it doesn't take any
time at all to go. So tell us about yourself.
I just met you. So tell us a little bit about
you. Oh my.
God, what do you want to know? That's a very broad question.
Absolutely. It's always a broad question.
So I'm originally from New Brunswick.
(24:03):
Eastern coaster, yes. I moved to Jasper AB in 2011.
Oh my God, I'm stepping away. I lived in the mountains for a
while. Wait, wait, wait.
OK, stop right there. Because for starters, I lived in
Jasper, AB for 10 years. Nice.
What did you do? And he's.
From Newfoundland. I'm from Newfoundland, wouldn't
it? But I worked at Jasper Park
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Lodge, started off as a dishwasher, and worked my way up
to be the conventions coordinator and audio visual
technician and trainer for Jasper Park Lodge.
Very cool. Nine years I worked at some up
to falls. I know exactly where it is of.
Course you do. It's not very big.
I I was just gonna say J Rod hadsomething.
You say you're from New Brunswick.
Yes. Where?
From southern New Brunswick, St.John.
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OK. No, cuz is that the wrong
answer? No, no, no, no, no, no.
My mom is from New Brunswick. Nice whereabout.
Sure. Wow, that's a great question.
Huh? Somewhere in the vicinity.
Yeah, All right. I gotta.
I gotta. Pass OK, you gotta pass.
So continuing that anyway, we'llcome back to that.
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So I gained my life is nothing but ironic and how people come
into my life and the fact that came you've spent time in
Jasper. It's a connection.
It's it's a fun thing we can talk about afterwards cuz there
you go. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
So continue. How did?
You end up in Vancouver. So I worked at a seasonal hotel
in Jasper, so the first two years I would summer there.
I went back in New Brunswick, going back to New Brunswick with
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a terrible life choice and I didn't want to be there.
It's cute to visit. I don't want to live there.
I yeah. Anyway.
So then I became the bookkeeper.I was working there full time,
so I would. I did 1 winter in Jasper, which
was absolutely terrible. It was -40 my car pro shut, my
eyelashes would freeze on my walk to work.
It was awful. I hated it.
Oh. Memories of my childhood in.
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Vancouver, the owner of the hotel has a house in West
Vancouver. So I started wintering here or
there and then being transient and moving every six months was
a little taxing so I decided notto do that anymore and I moved
here full time about 8 years ago.
Nice. I helped a friend get there.
I do accounting so I helped their a friend with a gift and
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souvenir store in Harrison Hot Springs.
My first year was getting him set up and then since then I've
been working in the same place. Congratulations.
Thank you. Welcome to the comfortable
temperature zone. Right.
Yeah, the best winter I can find.
But it's just Gray. Yeah.
It takes a bit. You don't.
Have to shovel it. I know and I love that, right?
That's why I left Alberta. It it?
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Yeah, it takes a little bit of getting.
My first winter here, I was on the bus and it was like 5° and
there's people like they're scarves in their hoods and
they're all bundled up. Like I couldn't believe how cold
it was and I literally burst outlaughing on the bus because I
just came from -40. Shorts and flip flops, yeah.
Damn, from -40 Oh yeah. Or like 1 January I was at kind
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of the place having ice cream with a friend and AT shirt
because it was like 20° outside and back home was like 6 foot
snow banks. The city had been shut down.
And I was like, can we just reflect on this for a second?
And she's like what? Because it's not raining?
I was like, no, because it's notwinter.
Very. Mild.
Look, it's not winter for you, but where we are in Vancouver,
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that's winter. No, we're gonna bitch denied
Vancouver rights and that's what.
We did denied. I will not accept that as truth.
All right, you kids. So welcome back.
My next question that I have is,of course, how long have you
been involved in the PUP community?
I got my hood in November of last year, so like 8-9 months.
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Cool, that's a relatively new pup.
Yes, my first social was in December thanks to buddy and
I've gone. I think I've only missed one or
two since then. Very nice.
Yeah, not really sure what I'll say about that.
Nothing. That's it.
It's nice. I've only, you know, I, it's
everybody asks me because I've been actively involved and I and
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the community has given me so much.
I like everybody at this table, anybody ever listeners, I mean,
literally everybody outside yourself, Skyler, So many of
that we know has given me so much.
So being so actively involved, everyone assumes that I've been
a pup for a lot longer and my birthday this year is already
only celebrating year 2. Nice.
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But you know, like I was so cute.
I literally talked to the Victoria pups last week and they
were like, Oh yeah, no, we know of you.
I'm like, we hear what you do for the community all the time
over here on Vancouver Island. I'm like what does shit like you
have nothing else to talk about?Like why are you talking about
me? So how did you get started?
I actually, my first two hoods were sexual.
I, we used to go to the, you know, down to pump checks all
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the time and we would have, we would just go down and there was
no organization at that point. Everything had been disbanded.
So just randomly on a Friday or Saturday night, we would go
down. We'd see one or two pups that
would still go down. And it was always fascinating to
me. It was, they just looked like
they were having a good time. They were dancing.
It was fun. And we went to.
Deadly Couture. Deadly Couture one day and they
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had a camo pop and I'm like, youknow what, I just have to buy
that. So it was definitely the first
probably six months. It was definitely more, it was
more sexual. It was fun.
And you know, you'll refer to episode God knows how long ago
we just ended. We went, we went to where it
really started. We went to our first pride, and
I just decided at that pride twoyears ago to just where I had a
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red and black 1. And I said, I'm going to wear
this all day long. I'm not going to take it off.
And we did. And the pups were walking with
the furries in the community. It's the first time they had
walked in a long time. And a couple of the pups, you
know, came up and they gave me like, you know, paw bumps.
And we met them at the bar afterwards and.
And it was just beginning to regrow itself.
And, yeah, the rest is history. Two years later and.
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And, you know, and here we are. And that's awesome.
Yeah. It's been an amazing experience.
And we're so happy to have it inmy life.
Even even hubby accepts it. Which is even greater.
Smile and nod. You know him, they know him.
If I go to an event and he's notthere, everybody always asks,
where's hubby? Where's hubby?
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Where's Hubby? See, that's just it.
I'm known in the community as Hubby.
Yeah, it is your your hubby. Did you want a name?
Apparently hubby is my name I. Was gonna say Sharon, the boys
being that you're the support. Human emotion pretty.
Yeah, I would say. And you really only show up as
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hubby. I'm sorry.
That's how you get a name. If you'd get in the Telegram
chat and be active, your Telegram name would be your name
dear. I don't have the battery life on
my phone for the amount of chatscoming through from the pups.
Good God no. I don't keep up to date all of
the things they. Say Danikin.
Danikin is shaking his head in agreement that.
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I I have a question. What got you into?
That's a story. So I have a friend who was here
originally, he's in Montreal now, who took me to a couple of
moshes, let me borrow a hood, and it was fun.
I enjoyed being anonymous, but it never really clicked with me.
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And then in October, I think it was, my roommates had gone
overseas to visit his family. His visa had issues and he got
his three-week trip turned into 2 1/2 months.
So it was me and the bio dog a lot.
So I was just playing with her and being a lot of her
interactions. So I was kind of popping out.
Anyway, I have this cute little Pikachu hat with like ears and a
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little face. It's and I thought for gay
Halloween I'll get a yellow harness and I'll be Pikachu.
So I was on Amazon and there's this whole set.
It was a hood, a collar, a harness and arm bands for like
$80.00. And I was like, I still don't
have any interest in being a pup, but it's a pretty good deal
and why not give it a try? Worst case it basically it's
free so it doesn't matter. But then I was like, oh, but
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yellow's not really my favorite color.
So do I change the color? Do I do this to what do I do?
And then I decided that yellow is a good choice because it
doesn't seem very popular or very common.
So being a little more shy and reserved, I'll stand out a bit
more. So at the socials or events,
I'll be more likely for people to come and talk to me since I
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can't use my face, which is I use a lot to get attention.
So then I went to go back and buy it.
It was the price that they'd gone up, but I did find a hood
for $25.00. So I I got that and that was it.
I was all by accident. OK, so now I must ask, now that
you are in the puppy community, are you aware of what being a
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yellow puppy tends to signify inalmost all puppies I've met?
Yep, I know what that means and I've never done it.
Wow, you're like the first puppyI've met who who wears yellow
without flagging yellow. I am shocked and surprised.
I'm special. Yes, you are in fairness as we
all are, you are unique. Thank you.
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And you are not required just like the hanky code if you wear
something or color, it is not specifically we've we've
discussed that before too. It's not required based on the
color of your hood to represent what it does it.
Absolutely isn't required, it's just you're the 1st puppy that I
met in yellow that has not also matched your your hanky color.
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All the other colors I've met punchy that are you know in and
out. You're the first yellow puppy
that isn't yellow hanky, which is.
I know I get that a lot. Because you're the only one.
Now, for our listeners that may not be aware of it or our cast
members, we're all aware. Do we know what the yellow
represents in the hanky code or what we're talking about?
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Pretty sure. Water sports.
Golden showers, yeah. Water.
Sports. Yep, I.
Figured that's what that means. Pop Titan.
It's bathroom play #1 play piss play.
Couldn't. Have gone my whole life without
knowing. Well, you kept looking at me,
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Blanket. It's going to keep going till
you found out. You know, being colorblind, he's
really unfortunate that yellow is one of the colors he can see.
He's. He's you'll never see it the
same again. Yeah.
Right, no. So J Rod is colorblind.
So for for just just being introduced to to the podcast,
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you know, so it's yeah. So it's 11.
Does anybody else? I've asked my questions, Sharon,
you've had some great questions.Does anybody else have any in
questions? Juki is drawing a blank.
Top or bottom? Depends on who I'm playing with.
Good answer. Bikini.
That's not a question. No, it's a joke.
Top, bottom, top, bottom, bikini.
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Nothing for the skip game. So the joke is bikini if you
don't know if you're top. When I first started having sex
I was a bottom and then for a very long time living here I was
a top. And then since I'm breaking with
my ex two years ago I've been bottoming a lot more.
But it also just varies depending on the person and
circumstance. It's it's more fun to just go
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with the flow than to have strict rules.
So first. This is what I like to do too.
Again, it depends on the chemistry of the person.
Yeah, which is nice that you're able to, although we do know
other people that are strictly one or the other.
And I appreciate that. But I'm I have the ability.
It's nice to depending on the person.
And then you can play with both of them.
Exactly. Much more fun, right?
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Or we can just be buddy pop. I have much to say, but I won't.
And at this moment I'm going to slide in my little, you know,
hello to my little pack, my little puppy pack, Stinky pups
too. And I always like to do my shout
out to my loving friend, ex handler Chase.
I miss. You current handler, I don't
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care what he says, he is handlerchase and I will fight that to
the death. I agree.
Billy, who is in the UK. And then we have Tegel and his
loving boyfriend, Arrows. Thank you.
Did I get it right? I was just.
I'm just gonna see him like. And yeah, they're together and
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they're in the Netherlands and they are the little stinky pups.
And I always do a shout out to them.
And what we do is we always hideA secret word.
Speaking of, what time did? You get the response from last
time. Only one only Chase has listened
to the episode. That's it, Billy and Billy and.
Teal across the water, pups are losing points.
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Yeah, they have not listened or given me their secret word so.
What's a secret word for them? Bodacious.
Perfect. Oh, good one.
Bodacious. I was at the ballroom event last
night and that was the word for the the people, the announcers
to chat a balance or fight against.
And I'm moving it closer. Those in my mind, awesome.
(37:03):
There. All right, bodacious, it is for
the stinky pups. Thank you very much for this
episode for this episode. It's always like to slide that
and that's what we'd like to do because they have to message me
and do the secret word to make sure that they're still
listening to the the podcast. So it's our it's our dirty
little way of making sure they're still listening.
So they. Get homework.
Yeah, well, they absolutely do. They need to.
It's kind of cute. So thank you for giving their
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secret word. You're welcome.
All right, spelling that. Thank you.
No, I can barely text. No, I meant thumb.
You don't spell it. There you go.
See, voice to text is a great thing.
It's not thumbs. I get all kinds of weird words.
Thumbs to keyboards. New question.
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Favorite porn? Favorite porn genre?
OK, I was gonna say that was a very special question.
I wanna what specific video do you like like.
Favorite porn genre? I don't know.
I don't. I haven't really been watching a
lot of porn lately. Mostly it's been like amateur
stuff like Blue Sky and Twitter and that sort of thing.
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Still better. I've also been reading a lot
more porn instead of watching it.
Oh, that's what hubby likes to do I love.
Reading erotic stories. They are so much my.
Imagination is better than anything anybody can do.
That's this. It's like instant hard on.
Yeah, so I've been reading a lotmore.
So he's been heard a lot more. I get like 5 pages in and then
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I'm done and I'm like OK, just with that story, put it away.
It's not a good way to read a story, man.
Not a good one. A lot of sticky pages.
Yeah, you just do a few paragraphs at a time and then
come back when you want to do itagain.
Yeah, 100%. You just live through one
scenario and then you put it down and you come back for the
next one. It's like pausing porn.
Sorry Danica, your eyes are seriously tripping me out right
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now because you have one pupil that is much more larger than
the other. So when I was like 3 I had
trauma to my eye to this one. I'm actually blind.
The right eye he's pointing to. Yes.
So this one's usually green, this one's usually blue.
And also because of that trauma,when I have drinks, one gets
really big and one gets really little.
Really. Yeah, Cool.
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That's a unique. Like just a unique
characteristic. I notice little details like
that, like a lot of people will miss that.
But I, I, I see it and it's, although you've got very
attractive eyes as well, like the coloring is amazing.
I love it. It's slightly lighter than my
husband's eyes. Yeah, I have green Hazel for
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mine. Yeah, I I'm happy.
I always forget I have green Hazel eyes, so I'm like, I'm
really happy I even have those. I'm like, apparently it's a rare
color. Shit, brown the green.
Is, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've been
told. Like me too.
Like rarer than blue apparently.So like I'm like, oh yay, I'm
unique. As if I didn't need my eye color
to. Tell me that special year my.
I'm special anyway. Shit brown, almost as dark as my
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people. So my my.
Hazel too, but I noticed that like the the, the brown part
will actually get smaller and myeyes will sometimes actually be
green. Yeah.
That's kind of cool, yeah. Except when you do acid, then
you're a whole eyeball is like an owl.
I wouldn't know. Nope.
Yeah, really. Yeah.
One gets really big and one getsreally little.
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I freaked me out when I saw that.
I'll be thinking of like Homer Simpson thing going on like.
Big eyeballs, right? When he did the the hot pepper.
The hot pepper, yes, the hot pepper challenge of his eyes
were like all over the place. The hot.
Pepper thing? Or was it from the movie when he
was with the big boob? No, no, thin woman.
Maybe that too, but when he whenhe ate the chili?
(40:38):
It was the chil I I remember from the chili, the chili pepper
thing was going crazy. OK, fair.
So it's funny. That was a good.
Yeah, that was that was a memorable episode.
Yeah, I went to, I went to the rib fest in Poco, very
disappointed, very disappointed.I went there.
The ribs that I had, I literallythe ribs that I had, they were
(41:03):
so undercooked that I lift 80% of the meat on the bone because
I literally could not. I felt like it might the bridge
that I have I thought was going to RIP out from it.
I had so much grit in my teeth for because just trying to eat
the food and no, when I turned around, I looked around, it was
like there must have been about 40 people per lineup.
So if I want to go back anymore and I got there and the price
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was like $22.00 for half ribs. And when I got there, she's
like, is $35 OK? Because we don't have the right
prices. So it jumped from 22 to 35.
So for 1/2 a rack of ribs, Yeah.So half a rack of ribs, 2 beer
was almost $100. Overall it was a very
disappointing experience. I definitely will not go back
again and I will not recommend it pay. 30, I'd be like, no,
(41:45):
you're advertising 22. I'm not paying more than that.
It was, it was just an under. It was under experience.
And no, I won't go back again. I'm glad I did it, but I
definitely will not go back a second time.
I can't wait till next year so Icould go experience
disappointment. But do you not get to get
disappointed this year? No, I didn't go.
I'll. Just make you some ribs.
Thank you. And it was so funny because we
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went with Rumi and I don't have to worry about it because, you
know, he doesn't listen to the podcast ever.
He stopped two years ago. So we go there and he's with his
friend. So he shows up.
I wake up with only five hours sleep, go out here thinking it's
going to be really good time, have a good I gave him.
Got to go to work at the liquor store too.
Show up, meet them, sit down. He looks over.
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He's like, oh, I'm done, I'm stoned, I'm tired.
I'm going in my car and going tosleep.
I'm like. And so most of the time I spent
a little bit of a couple of maybe an hour and a half with
Rumi, and then his friend showedup and he was then I'm like and
I'm out and like, is that what Ireally spent five hours for?
Like, next time I'll just get mysleep.
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Yeah. And save my money.
Yeah, and I'll, I'll bring the ribs.
Yeah, thank goodness, because. It's bringing the prices and on
here I thought that the Richmondnight markets, you know, 10
bucks for that cheese, you know the cheese covered.
That's our. $35 for what you got, honey, you got.
Real right off. That's right.
We went to the Richmond Night market.
Last last weekend we went to RecBeach and then afterwards, after
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we burned ourselves silly with the sun, we decided to go to the
Richmond Night Market, which wasactually it was all.
Right, I had fun. It was a good time.
I had fun. I got my squid for.
Most of them. I had OK so Spider will contest
to this. I am a huge Mr. Instant Noodle
(43:33):
ramen person. I could I could live my life off
of them. Anyways, there is a booth at the
Richmond Night Market that sellsramen doughnuts.
What? It is a battered ramen doughnut,
spicy, deep fried. Oh my God, spicy.
(43:53):
It wasn't spicy. It's it's kimchi.
Yeah, I saw the label. It was no, no, no.
It was a doughnut made out of ramen noodles, battered and deep
fried. So you bite into it, It's crispy
batter and you bite into it and it is ramen noodle.
That sounds really. Good.
Oh my. God, I am not a ramen noodle
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person, but that thing was fucking fantastic.
If you if you go get it, it was like 10 bucks.
Really good J ride. You're shaking your head.
What? You're shaking your head.
You're shaking your head. Sorry.
I zone out OK half the time and.I just I thought you were just
listening to the. No, I just, I do that.
I don't know why I do that. OK, I do that.
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I love the Richard. Mitch, I was making sure you
weren't like shaking your head and disgusting.
No, no, it's just I do that. Periodically and I've never
noticed that. I don't know why I do it.
Well, you don't have to no explain.
I just never realized. I was like, you were just
shaking your hand. I'm like, no, no, it's gross.
It was so funny because I placedmy order and I got my little
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slip that had my order number onto it, right?
They call out and it was so funny because the guy that was
calling out the order numbers, he's like lucky number 77.
It was so cute, you know, lucky number 1010 ten.
Yep. I had 13.
Yep. So when it came to my order
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being called out, Yep. Ramen donut 13.
That's it. Nothing.
The one after lucky number 14. Every number.
That's right. That is because 13 is a very
unlucky number. You go to any hotel.
In downtown Vancouver, No, no, no, not just hotel.
You go to any building that's higher than 13 stories.
(45:43):
Yeah. Fine, let's go with that.
Well, it's. The truth they won't, They won't
have #13. They won't have a 13th floor.
They will. It'll just be 14th floor.
So technically it's still the 13th floor.
Actually, 9 times out of 10, the13th floor is either the 11th or
12th floor. Or or they make it like a
service floor. Yeah.
(46:04):
Has anybody seen the movie basedon that kind of premises?
I think it was with. No, it's, I think it's called
the movie. It's called 13th.
Floor it is. I know what one you're talking
about. It's like a horror sketchy
movie. It was great.
I love it. If you haven't checked it out,
it's really cool. John Cusack is in it and he
exactly. And he doesn't show up a lot,
but it was a really, really, well, you've seen it, haven't
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you? No, but I've heard about.
It it's a great movie. I think Samuel L Jackson's in
it. Too.
Yes, Samuel L Jackson, if you haven't checked it out again, it
was one of those sleeper films, but it is really a good movie.
So just just to say, awesome. So basically if you get into an
elevator, count the buttons up because usually it's like ground
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234, etcetera, etcetera, 12/14/15.
So if it's ground 2, the 12th floor is actually the 13th
floor, so always start ground the next floor up.
The beef is wrong. Two huh?
If it's ground and 2:00 then that's just 1/2.
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Is ground one or is Ground Zero?If it goes.
If it goes ground and then two. OK, yes.
Floors would be 1 and 2, right? Yes, that's correct.
I yes, I I was asking. I screwed that up.
I'm on my third beer, so 4th actually.
I had one outside, always in theyeah, it's always the alcohol.
Lame ass excuse. But I have been into elevators
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where there was like ground 1234.
I've been in elevators where it was ground ground two.
I've been in elevators where it was ground 4.
I've seen ground, mezzanine and then two, yeah.
Yeah, so and I mean like it's itjust depends count the buttons
first floor 23456789 start at the ground is number 1 and then
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everything up after that is. Not entirely true, particularly
in Richmond, but in certain areas 4 is also unlucky because
in particular Japan, it's very similar to the word death.
So it's very unlucky. So they will.
So in Richmond particularly theywill skip the 4th and 13th
floor. And so you'll if you're doing
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that counting thing, you have tonote that there are two floors
missing. Yeah.
Why don't they just call? Them by names instead of
numbers. That solves so many problems.
You're you're this big. You will run out of names.
Just put pictures like a house around out of.
Cash look look at large cities and how they've run out of names
(48:38):
for their streets and they just got to the point where it's just
J street L street M Ave. you'll you will run out of.
I mean, that's another thing too.
Instead of numbering the elevator floors, alphabetize
them. Ground ABCD.
Yeah, your apartment number is athree O 3.
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That's. Where I was kind of going with
that. Yeah, just use emojis, it's
fine. Yeah, right.
What what level do you live on, man?
Regular person that's. Awesome.
Cat doing Macaulay Culkin face. Right.
Welcome back, Spider. Yeah.
Where'd you go? Apparently you went to get wine.
(49:21):
I was gonna say drinks, but wineworks too. 6 in 1/2, a dozen in
the other. Is that the same?
I went to? That's a good thing.
Puppy wine glasses. You're missing a toe.
There's a toe missing. Yeah, I just.
Noticed that too. We're beanless.
What? No, No, no, no.
We're down. We're down a bean.
That that puppy print came from a veteran who lost his bean in a
(49:42):
war from an IUD and. An IUD.
Same thing. Cheers.
Salute. Pretty sure it's IED all.
Right let. Me refill my I don't know.
I'm sure it's an IUD. Can be pretty dangerous too.
(50:06):
I'm just going to refill my wineglass here with red wine and
then we'll do a toast because wehaven't done a toast to
everybody since. All right.
Given that it is killing me, apparently it is deadly.
Are you OK? I see.
It was well more appropriate to enjoy your glass of wine than.
The I'm not fancy me. Neither.
But specific when it. Comes to my red.
It was determined earlier that is not red Solo Cup, that is red
(50:29):
Kirkland Signature Cup. Kirkland Red.
Big Red Cup. Everybody you can make it in.
Cheers. Welcome to the show.
Happy hour, kids. There we go.
Cheers from a fire I can't. Cheers from a fire.
So yeah, there you go, there's astory behind the three beam
(50:50):
puppy. And it involves an IUD.
Yep. Damn IUD.
They get you every time, he knows.
Hey, women will agree. All right, J Rod is looking at
the time, so he's giving us the countdown.
Before we end this episode, I want to make sure and say thank
you again to all of our listeners, followers, everyone,
(51:11):
for being here today. Of course, we are missing our
regular cast members. We're missing T-bone.
We're missing Sprinkles. We didn't even do a shout out to
Sprinkles. We we think that's what.
We're doing right now. Well, now we'll be we called out
T-bone at the start. No, I called out T-bone at the
start. There's a difference.
Everybody's here. I didn't forget shout outs.
(51:32):
Remember, mental health is important.
We always make sure one of the underlying things of the podcast
is that we always want to make sure that if you are suffering
or you're experiencing any kind of issues, there's always help
for you. We always included in the show
notes as well for the some of the Mental Health BC Crisis
Center. 988. 98 numbers. There's always someone listening
to you. Companies are changing.
(51:52):
If you need even to reach out and you think that you just need
someone to talk to you, let us know.
I'm here. I'm actually trained in the
ASSIST program, so that's the assisted suicide intervention
training program. There will always be someone
there to help you even. Just a lot of companies are
bringing in people too on to thestaff that can assist and help
(52:14):
out. So go talk to HR.
Yeah, the. The world is changing again.
It's important. Be yourself, never be ashamed of
who you are, be proud of who youare, and as well, make sure that
you take care of yourself. And again, we are very proud.
And if you need help, even to reach out to us anonymously, you
want to reach out and just have a conversation, please do so.
(52:35):
We'll be there to help you. We'll be there to do as much as
we can, even just to be a voice for you.
And just remember that bully Billy from grade three?
He ended up being a drag queen anyhow, so whatever.
Oh my God. And on that note, don't know
where that came from. That's new.
We're gonna continue on with anybody here before we shut down
(52:57):
in about a minute before it getsair.
If anybody want to do any last minute shout outs before we get
ready and take a break, refresh our drinks and get ready to
embrace the chaos which is. Squirrels after dark.
I figured it out. My mom is from Moncton.
Oh that's like 2 hours from my house.
I've been there many times, it'svery close.
There you go. Excellent in Moncton they
(53:18):
actually speak English and French.
Really it's right on the border because N New Brunswick is
French, S is English, Moncton isin the middle and they speak
both at once. Usually switches every few
words. That's real confusing I.
Bet Shout out shout out to my mom.
Love you. Hey, Mom.
Is she still listening? I don't.
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I don't know you. You actually.
She learned a lot about you. You know what?
She learns a lot about you. Yeah, totally.
She might actually come to Vancouver Pride.
Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe. I don't know.
We gotta we gotta sort our schedules out.
She. Does love peace and chicken
grease? We love you all bitches.
(53:59):
See you next episode all. Right.
Love you guys. We'll be back in a few minutes.
Rare.
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