The Stars Made Me Do It

This week, we’re diving into the Houses of Joy—aka where each planet is living its absolute best life according to Hellenistic Astrology. We break down which houses naturally support each planet’s vibe, why these placements matter, and how they actually show up in real charts. Along the way, we somehow end up discussing what it means to be an exalted sad bitch (looking at you, Mimí), and why Ciera absolutely would’ve been beheaded ...

December’s astrology forecast is here—and for this month only, we’re releasing our Patreon episode to the public so everyone can get a taste of what our monthly deep dives are all about! We start by recapping November’s events and how they lined up perfectly with the skies: Mimí’s zero-filter era and unapologetic resentments, plus Ciera’s full-on Sagittarius activation sprinkled with a surprisingly gentle Mercury Retrograde.

Then we...

It's officially Sagittarius season! What better way to kick off this season than with a Jupiter in Sagittarius deep dive?! As Jupiter is the ruler of Sagittarius, this placement is a double dose, extra concentration, of Juptiterian energy. Talk about luck and abundance, those who have Jupiter in Sagittarius are no stranger to large social circles and connections, as well as a tendency to embrace that 'more is more' atti...

It's that time of year again...Happy Sagittarius season and Happy Birthday Ciera! As per annual tradition, Ciera and Mimí discuss Ciera's upcoming astrological year by looking at her solar return chart. A solar return chart is a perfect way to get an overview of the upcoming year's themes as well as through which lenses lenses the year will be perceived. It seems that Ciera is in for a year of offering more healing serv...

This week, we’re shedding some light on the Sun through the 12 houses! You may know your Sun sign, but where it lands in your chart can totally change how that energy shows up in your life. We’ve covered the 12 signs before, but this time we’re diving into the houses—because let’s be real, this is where astrology can start to feel a little confusing. Don’t worry though—we’re here to make it clear, fun, and full of insight. Tune in ...

In this year’s The Stars Made Me Murder episode, Ciera is rejoined by Kailin to discuss the case of one of France’s most chilling crimes: the Dupont de Ligonnès family murders. While we always precise that the stars don’t actually make anyone murder…the family annihilator in this case not only had astrology in mind during this horrendous act, but the astrology of the day these crimes were committed were intense to say the least. Wh...

Happy Scorpio season! This week, we dive into the intense and magnetic energy of Jupiter in Scorpio. We explore what it means to have this placement in a natal chart—how it expands through depth, transformation, and an unflinching willingness to face the shadows. Mimí shares her own experience living with Jupiter in Scorpio, and we also take a look at the Dalai Lama’s chart to see how this placement shows up in his path of wisd...

Can you say hello benefics?! This week we’re diving into aspects between the two planets with the reputation for the best vibes in astrology: Venus and Jupiter. 

Even the notoriously more challenging aspects, such as opposition and square, have a hard time being anything but silver-lined when it comes to these two planets. 

When Jupiter and Venus aspect one another in harmonious ways, get ready for a whole lot of luck, abundance, lov...

WHOA dream big! In this analysis episode Ciera and Mimí dive deep into the cult classic, Juno. Besides having a truly epic soundtrack, this movie has such rich characters that give us a lot to work with when it comes to investigating their astrology. Packed with fire and determination, Juno and her family have some heavy Mars energy happening. These cast and characters gave a full spectrum of emotions and tears were definitely shed...

☀️ The Sun in Astrology: Your Core Self & Life Force ☀️

In this week’s episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, Mimî and Ciera shine a spotlight on the sun sign—the most well-known part of the zodiac and the heart of your birth chart.

We’ll talk about what the sun really represents in astrology: your core identity, vitality, self-expression, and the way you radiate your energy into the world. We’ll also break down how the sun’s sign a...

In this episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, Mimî and Ciera explore what happens when the planet of abundance, growth, and wisdom teams up with Libra’s charm—or lands in the partnership-focused 7th house. 🌟

We’ll dive into how Jupiter in Libra expands your love of harmony, beauty, and fairness, and why this placement often brings luck through relationships, collaboration, and a touch of diplomacy. Plus, we’ll look at Jupiter in the ...

The Moon in Your Chart: What It Really Means 🌙

In this episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, Mimí and Ciera take a deep dive into one of the most important parts of your natal chart—the moon sign. While your sun sign may be the one you identify with most often, your moon reveals your inner world: your emotions, instincts, and the way you nurture and seek comfort.

We’ll break down what the moon represents in astrology, how it influence...

✨ 10 Things I Hate About You… but make it astrology ✨
This week we’re breaking down the iconic characters of this 90s rom-com through the zodiac. Which signs are Bianca and Kat giving? What placements scream Cameron or Joey? 👀

Join Mimî and Ciera as they assign astrology signs to the cast, unpack character dynamics, and maybe roast a few along the way.

Because everything’s better when viewed through the stars—even your fave teen rom-...

Water Rising Signs | Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces Rising in Astrology

In this episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, Ciera and Mimí dive into the world of Water Rising signs—Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. Rising signs (or Ascendants) shape how we first appear to the world, how others perceive us, and the lens through which we experience life. With Water Risings, intuition, emotion, and depth take center stage.

We explore:

• The unique qualiti...

Jupiter in Virgo or 6th House | Astrology Podcast
In this episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, Ciera and Mimí explore what it means to have Jupiter in Virgo or Jupiter in the 6th house in your natal chart.

Jupiter is the planet of expansion, wisdom, and abundance, while Virgo and the 6th house are all about practicality, service, routines, health, and the details of daily life. Together, they create a placement that blends growth with...

Welcome back to our Polarity Series and this time up is Virgo vs. Pisces, the grounded perfectionist and the dreamy mystic.Mimí and Ciera explore how Virgo’s detail-oriented focus and Pisces’ big-picture vision balance each other, where they clash, and the surprising traits they share despite being complete opposites on the zodiac wheel. Expect laughs, aha moments, and a few personal stories along the way.Whether you’ve got strong ...

What is a Draconic Chart—and what does it reveal about your soul’s purpose? In this episode of The Stars Made Me Do It, we take a deep dive into Draconic Astrology, exploring how this powerful chart offers insights into your higher self, karmic lessons, and spiritual path beyond your natal birth chart.

✨ In this episode, we cover:

• What a Draconic Chart is and how it’s calculated
• The difference between natal charts vs. draconic cha...

🍦✨ Astrology meets ice cream in this fun new episode of The Stars Made Me Do It! ✨🍦

Join Ciera and Mimí as they chat all things astrology—discovering which ice cream flavor matches each zodiac sign, uncovering unlikely similarities between signs that usually clash (like Taurus and Sagittarius!), and sharing hot takes on elemental energy and compatibility.

Whether you're an astrology lover, a curious skeptic, or just here for so...