The Steve & Jeff Show
Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more. www.steveandjeff.com
Episodes
As season 3 winds down, and before season 4 starts next week, our hosts are informed that they must prove themselves to be REAL Americans in order to stay on the air, in the country, and on the planet. Conveniently, Johnny signed up with ICE, so he was deputized to administer the questions to see just how real our hosts are. We don't know the results yet, but I hear they both signed up for lessons in Spanish and ...
They say true love conquers all, and just to prove it may be true occasionally, our hosts invite newlyweds Larry and Maria Milder to discuss their military deployments to American cities. See, Larry is with ICE and Maria is with the National Guard. One day a chance deportation put these two lovebirds together, and they share that love on this episode. I mean, not literally. Jeff considers a new cockfighting side gig. ...
With our king's stunning return engagement in the UK, our hosts decided it was time to revisit an earlier show discussing his earlier visit. Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our own king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. St...
Not only were our hosts simulated on an interview show they don't remember doing, but they learned that their show had been scammed by season after season of fake guests. Oh, they were real guests, they just weren't really who...well, if you listen to the episode you'll get it. Their cynicism melted just enough to bring on the host of the podcast they were (allegedly) interviewed on. The show is called ...
The White House realized that DEI was actually important for American culture, so they decided to bring it back--but in a slightly different way. They announced their plans in one of several hundred executive orders that came out last week, but thankfully our hosts pulled it from the pile and can help people understand the changes. The new style is probably what you might expect. Anyone not already offended will be of...
A listener emailed our hosts with an interview purporting to be them. As usual, our hosts do not remember a thing about granting an interview or anything about the interviewer, Elizabeth Hess. They listen to the interview and still aren't sure. AI is so advanced these days. Just ask any martini drinker. Jeff spent long hours in front of a mirror looking for the AI visual blur. Steve pinched himself and is 73% sur...
Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are best left covered, if you get what I mean...
As unavoidable as our own personal niyati, our hosts tackled the thorny yet fascinating issues of drugs and sex with their guest, Eddie Getgo, author of the limited best seller "Just Say No to Everything." He was basically talking about drugs and sex, not saying no to things like breathing or milk with brownies. Speaking of brownies, Jeff brought in a buffet of edibles for the staff and turns out Eddie helpe...
With millions--let's face it, millions--of subscribers who entered our annual contest, it was extremely difficult to settle on just one. But we made the tough choices and awarded the prize to none other than Bart, or Bert, or something, from Austin, Texas. He joined our hosts in Eccentric Ladyland Studios to celebrate his win and even more importantly to say nice things about our hosts. When you hear what he won,...
Following a real-life dream Steve had involving a fellow time traveler, our hosts bring on Sally Anderson, a time traveler who recently visited the year 2035. With her is her 24/7 bias monitor James, officer in the soon to be created MAGAAT corps. Sally and James describe life in 2035 as best they can without causing a ripple in the timeline, other than those already rippling. Jeff starts to think that discussing the ...
Showing once again that they can get big-time guests, our hosts meet with Congresswoman Samantha Strauss, (R - Nebraska 1) and her husband Richard. The couple constitutes a formidable political team, as long as the proper ratios are maintained. Richard takes most of the questions, but the Congresswoman gets her voice in as well, when allowed. Steve brushes up his political resume and looks ahead to a short political c...
Jeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me report in a desperate search for a half-sister. Nostalgia used to be a lot better....
Spurred on by a discussion of the "In Memoriam" section of award shows, Steve and Jeff discuss Keith Richards and Jeff remembers seeing a documentary about his early life, which our hosts play for their listeners. Hosted by a pretentious yet pompous narrator, the documentary looks at people who were part of Keith's life as a child. Some of these people may have actually known him. It seems like just ab...
After waxing nostalgically about the good old days of television, and how funny Alvy Moore was as Hank Kimball on Green Acres, our hosts welcome the Assistant Communications Director of the White House, whose name is also Alvy Moore! What a small world! Ms. Moore gives answers that many in the White House have refused to give and does it all in a way that would make her namesake proud. Steve still suffers from intermi...
With the passing of an in-law relative of Jeff's, our hosts take the opportunity to offer a celebration of life for their absent friend. He was no doubt a familiar person to many, but he was very much not in tune with the new music playing these days. Everyone will be reminded of someone they didn't remember they knew. Jeff signs up for a course on Irish poetry. Steve is still in audio limbo, which is not a ...
Steve lets his inner tech bro run wild as he describes an idea that is going to make him billions. Jeff, on the other hand, had a bad dream and can't seem to think about anything else. They discuss the idea and decide there may be a place for both of them in the heady world of tech billionaires. Miss Clare took careful notes. Johnny insisted that he had the idea first. Everyone enjoys Mel Torme records. Thank you...
Just in time for summer movie fun, our hosts read a list of government-approved movies that are safe to watch, courtesy of our king and his jolly court. Action, romance, pathos, bathos...it's all in store for your summer entertainment! What a nice distraction from reality! By the way, the government has warned that they will make the summer bloodier and more expensive than you think it will be. Miss Clare plans t...
With so many public figures having public feuds these days, it was only a matter of time until our hosts had their own feud. Who knew it would be live in the studio in the middle of a show that was supposed to be about dream interpretation? Jeff may have fired the first shot, but a lot of people say Steve did and they don't care what the tape says, they're going with it. Miss Clare hoped to take on the winne...
A discussion of Jeff's possibly imaginary trip to Spain, and a very unique food item he ate there (or in his mind) happens to coincide with a helpful email chock full of helpful food ideas for those who may be impacted by economic upheaval to come. Several recipes are discussed with varying degrees of nausea, capped off by a commercial for our king's new restaurant chain. Health inspectors nationwide welcome...
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