The Steve & Jeff Show
Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more. www.steveandjeff.com
Episodes
Faced with economic stress, our hosts shamelessly pander for advertising dollars by showing off how good their ads have been in the past. Maybe this will attract new ads. Maybe they can charge old advertisers again for running their ads. Either way, money is money. They shake down...I mean feature...Appropriation Station, Whose Sari Now, Pho King, Seoul's on Fire Kimchee, and so many more highlights of their adve...
Steve tries out an AI-generated joke that falls as flat as wienerschnitzel under a car tire. This leads to a discussion of whether AI can be as funny, or dare I say funnier, than real people. With those AI versions of Steve and Jeff floating around, our hosts challenge their AI selves to a battle of the jokes, judged by our own Johnny who is probably not AI. The competition is fierce, and the jokes fly so fast you wou...
Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Christmas at Stateville, and Joliet will never be the same. Steve is sure the ope...
Back from their deportation, our hosts are again in Eccentric Ladyland Studios and welcome Adolph Inkster, who Steve met at a psychic's convention. Mr. Inkster is the creator of AI as well as the creator of the Great Replacement Theory, and he explains how they are connected in ways we never wanted to know. The future looks bright for Mr. Inkster assuming he is not himself AI. Steve's stomach turns so badly ...
Still deported to Cozumel, our hosts take a test that, if passed, will get them back into the US. The problem is our hosts are very bad testees...wait...so to get ready they prepared with practice tests and decided to take the test live on the podcast. Thrill to their efforts to peer into the dark recesses and open sewer lines of the minds who create situations like this, and tests like this. Steve spent the rest of t...
Sure, Halloween is over. But don't you want to get a jump on what the trends will be for next year? We hope so, because the studio never got our hosts' tape this week from their deportation camp. So here is an encore presentation of the best in Halloween wear.
Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us ...
Still at their deportation site (the Cozumel Hilton Resort and Deportation Center), our hosts talk about the rapid-fire revenge tour indictments coming out of the White House faster than Epstein denials. Steve's Uncle Sal's Rogers Park sports book hasn't been this active since the 2003 playoffs, and don't ever ask him about that one. Our hosts discuss the newest indictments and the substantial non-...
Our hosts kick off season 4 from their new and hopefully temporary location, a deportation camp in Mexico. For once they found the silver lining though, because through a clerical error they wound up being deported to the Hilton Cozumel resort. I could tell you what the clerical error was, but you really should listen to the show and find out, and you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to find out without listen...
As season 3 winds down, and before season 4 starts next week, our hosts are informed that they must prove themselves to be REAL Americans in order to stay on the air, in the country, and on the planet. Conveniently, Johnny signed up with ICE, so he was deputized to administer the questions to see just how real our hosts are. We don't know the results yet, but I hear they both signed up for lessons in Spanish and ...
They say true love conquers all, and just to prove it may be true occasionally, our hosts invite newlyweds Larry and Maria Milder to discuss their military deployments to American cities. See, Larry is with ICE and Maria is with the National Guard. One day a chance deportation put these two lovebirds together, and they share that love on this episode. I mean, not literally. Jeff considers a new cockfighting side gig. ...
With our king's stunning return engagement in the UK, our hosts decided it was time to revisit an earlier show discussing his earlier visit. Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our own king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. St...
Not only were our hosts simulated on an interview show they don't remember doing, but they learned that their show had been scammed by season after season of fake guests. Oh, they were real guests, they just weren't really who...well, if you listen to the episode you'll get it. Their cynicism melted just enough to bring on the host of the podcast they were (allegedly) interviewed on. The show is called ...
The White House realized that DEI was actually important for American culture, so they decided to bring it back--but in a slightly different way. They announced their plans in one of several hundred executive orders that came out last week, but thankfully our hosts pulled it from the pile and can help people understand the changes. The new style is probably what you might expect. Anyone not already offended will be of...
A listener emailed our hosts with an interview purporting to be them. As usual, our hosts do not remember a thing about granting an interview or anything about the interviewer, Elizabeth Hess. They listen to the interview and still aren't sure. AI is so advanced these days. Just ask any martini drinker. Jeff spent long hours in front of a mirror looking for the AI visual blur. Steve pinched himself and is 73% sur...
Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are best left covered, if you get what I mean...
As unavoidable as our own personal niyati, our hosts tackled the thorny yet fascinating issues of drugs and sex with their guest, Eddie Getgo, author of the limited best seller "Just Say No to Everything." He was basically talking about drugs and sex, not saying no to things like breathing or milk with brownies. Speaking of brownies, Jeff brought in a buffet of edibles for the staff and turns out Eddie helpe...
With millions--let's face it, millions--of subscribers who entered our annual contest, it was extremely difficult to settle on just one. But we made the tough choices and awarded the prize to none other than Bart, or Bert, or something, from Austin, Texas. He joined our hosts in Eccentric Ladyland Studios to celebrate his win and even more importantly to say nice things about our hosts. When you hear what he won,...
Following a real-life dream Steve had involving a fellow time traveler, our hosts bring on Sally Anderson, a time traveler who recently visited the year 2035. With her is her 24/7 bias monitor James, officer in the soon to be created MAGAAT corps. Sally and James describe life in 2035 as best they can without causing a ripple in the timeline, other than those already rippling. Jeff starts to think that discussing the ...
Showing once again that they can get big-time guests, our hosts meet with Congresswoman Samantha Strauss, (R - Nebraska 1) and her husband Richard. The couple constitutes a formidable political team, as long as the proper ratios are maintained. Richard takes most of the questions, but the Congresswoman gets her voice in as well, when allowed. Steve brushes up his political resume and looks ahead to a short political c...
Jeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me report in a desperate search for a half-sister. Nostalgia used to be a lot better....
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