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Showing once again that they can get big-time guests, our hosts meet with Congresswoman Samantha Strauss, (R - Nebraska 1) and her husband Richard. The couple constitutes a formidable political team, as long as the proper ratios are maintained. Richard takes most of the questions, but the Congresswoman gets her voice in as well, when allowed. Steve brushes up his political resume and looks ahead to a short political c...

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Jeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me report in a desperate search for a half-sister. Nostalgia used to be a lot better....

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Spurred on by a discussion of the "In Memoriam" section of award shows, Steve and Jeff discuss Keith Richards and Jeff remembers seeing a documentary about his early life, which our hosts play for their listeners.  Hosted by a pretentious yet pompous narrator, the documentary looks at people who were part of Keith's life as a child. Some of these people may have actually known him. It seems like just ab...

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After waxing nostalgically about the good old days of television, and how funny Alvy Moore was as Hank Kimball on Green Acres, our hosts welcome the Assistant Communications Director of the White House, whose name is also Alvy Moore! What a small world! Ms. Moore gives answers that many in the White House have refused to give and does it all in a way that would make her namesake proud. Steve still suffers from intermi...

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With the passing of an in-law relative of Jeff's, our hosts take the opportunity to offer a celebration of life for their absent friend. He was no doubt a familiar person to many, but he was very much not in tune with the new music playing these days. Everyone will be reminded of someone they didn't remember they knew. Jeff signs up for a course on Irish poetry. Steve is still in audio limbo, which is not a ...

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Steve lets his inner tech bro run wild as he describes an idea that is going to make him billions. Jeff, on the other hand, had a bad dream and can't seem to think about anything else. They discuss the idea and decide there may be a place for both of them in the heady world of tech billionaires. Miss Clare took careful notes. Johnny insisted that he had the idea first. Everyone enjoys Mel Torme records. Thank you...

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Just in time for summer movie fun, our hosts read a list of government-approved movies that are safe to watch, courtesy of our king and his jolly court. Action, romance, pathos, bathos...it's all in store for your summer entertainment! What a nice distraction from reality! By the way, the government has warned that they will make the summer bloodier and more expensive than you think it will be. Miss Clare plans t...

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With so many public figures having public feuds these days, it was only a matter of time until our hosts had their own feud. Who knew it would be live in the studio in the middle of a show that was supposed to be about dream interpretation? Jeff may have fired the first shot, but a lot of people say Steve did and they don't care what the tape says, they're going with it. Miss Clare hoped to take on the winne...

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A discussion of Jeff's possibly imaginary trip to Spain, and a very unique food item he ate there (or in his mind) happens to coincide with a helpful email chock full of helpful food ideas for those who may be impacted by economic upheaval to come. Several recipes are discussed with varying degrees of nausea, capped off by a commercial for our king's new restaurant chain. Health inspectors nationwide welcome...

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Spurred on by a homily Steve vaguely remembers, our hosts jump into a discussion on the merits of exercise in general and pickleball in particular. They are joined by self-proclaimed pickleball legend Mark "Shooter" Osborne, who gives them a lot to think about with the origin of his nickname. Somehow the elderly yet sundowning Scooter drives the discussion from senior sports to juvenile humor. If you suspend...

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Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would look like. Miss Clare spent the show in the engineering booth with her face...

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Our hosts start with a discussion about how things are changing, and before anyone is ready, they look into the recently published plans for changing our language. Top-down language changes are always so popular and effective, and this one promises to be no different. Steve rewrites a popular nursery rhyme. Jeff wants to visit Council Bluffs. Miss Clare has decided not to use any words, approved or banned, until furth...

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Starting with a dream Jeff had about baseball, and aside of the fact that as a life-long Sox fan Jeff didn't know that Minnie Minoso was from Cuba, our hosts pilot a show looking on the bright side of life. So many shows have talked about what is bad that it was time to have a show focused on the good. They examine  things that are happening that look bad at first, and squint long enough to find the silver lining...

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Spurred by a Harvard Business School-like experience Steve had at a lemonade stand, our hosts look at the struggles between our King and the Ivy League schools around accusations that Harvard is anti-Semitic. They read and comment on the demands the administration made on Harvard. Jeff suggests that Council Bluffs University be admitted to the Ivy League. Steve considers opening a lemonade stand. Johnny thinks it is a...

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Steve's basement rehab gets rocked by the ebb and flow of tariffs as our hosts ponder rising prices on ordinary items. Inflation seems to be balloning, and they hope that we all won't be Schwinndled (definition in the episode). They welcome a repeat sponsor with a product that gives you the power of unelected power, and when looking for a place to buy it they find a delightful new store and a possible new sp...

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Nostalgic for the old days that never were, Steve and Jeff revisit their very first podcast. Back in the dim recesses of history, they kicked off the show by interviewing Steve's psychologist. She was the only guest that said yes, and she only said yes because she charged for an appointment. Oh, but there are surprises in store! Let's just say that hand-held audio technology has been a wonderful thing, on ba...

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Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our ouw king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. Stacy Blank, host of the hot podcast "A Royal Scam," (not the Steely Dan album) told us all kinds of goodies about our new king's fam...