October 30, 2024 • 55 mins
We had a fun weekend but also a very messy weekend that ended in drunken concussion shower sex while writing jingles for the Swing Nation podcast. Check it out before Carlos from the Swingers Couch becomes my latin lover again
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Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as
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All right, welcome back everybody.
This is the Sweet Side of Life podcast with a emergency emergency podcast.
That's right everybody.
We were going to do one on Thursday, but it's Tuesday.
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But then we realized Thursday is Halloween and we're leaving this weekend.
So tonight was kind of our only option.
We had to do it.
So we've had a busy few weeks.
Busy few weeks.
Tonight, we're just going to touch on a couple things that happened this particular weekend.
But we'll go back.
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Yeah, we got we have.
I feel like we will sorely disappoint Beardenbud if we don't talk about our weekend with them.
Yeah, we have a whole whole weekend.
We got a recap.
But we had a couple things happen this weekend or this week that needed our immediate attention,
which is why the emergency podcast.
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Such an emergency.
We didn't even make special drinks.
We went so basic.
We went with our standard issue.
Basic bitches over here.
Vodka Sprite and lemon vodka soda water.
Yeah.
It's our it's our go to.
I like to call it my daily drinker.
It's not so much daily but until we close, I am not a daily drinker.
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So it's my weekend and party drink.
So my easy drink to bring to a party.
So where do we start?
First off, we got to cheer.
Cheers.
And we have a good cheers.
Cheers.
Because we hit 50,000 downloads.
That's now like 51.5.
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So you didn't drink after our cheers.
That's right.
Jeez.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah.
So we think I'm still recovering from my concussion.
Oh my gosh.
So we hit over 50,000 downloads.
We hit 50,000 like yesterday or something like that or the day before yesterday.
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And yeah, that's a big number for us.
Our last big number was 25,000.
So thank you guys for listening and downloading.
We figured out we're in half of the countries in the world.
94 countries.
Which is about half.
Is that what I said?
94.
Yeah, something like that.
Which is about half because we asked Alexa and there's like 195 countries.
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Yeah, there's a shit ton of countries out there.
But we're in at least once we're in someone's cell phone.
94 countries.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I did like a breakdown and most were in the United States.
It was like mostly United States.
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There was a shit ton in Canada.
We all speak the same language so that makes sense.
And a shit ton in Australia.
We all speak the same language so that makes sense.
And then a bunch in Britain.
Also speaking the same language.
But then after that, after that it gets cray.
You know, there's like, yeah, it's pretty wild.
Some of the countries probably shouldn't be listening to this type of content.
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I don't know if their government allows it or not.
But who am I to judge?
I'm just a mere Sweden.
Speaking of that, I haven't used that term in a while.
So yes, our listeners, our fans, you guys are known as Sweetums.
No.
Yes.
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Only if you want to be.
No, you're sweetums.
I'm not going to force that on anybody.
No, you're sweet.
It's fucking happening.
So, yeah, we have a lot to cover in a very limited short period of time because I'm tired.
So party pooper.
Yes.
So where where do we start?
Do we start with?
I feel like we feel like, so the reason why we kind of had to have this emergency podcast
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because we actually were mentioned on another big podcast and we couldn't let anyone who
is going to listen and then come listen to our podcast get our last one, which was like
10 minutes long and just in the car.
No, no, that was the dual.
Yeah.
Okay.
So 20 minutes long.
For those that listen, we do the hit in the streets with the sweets, which is a fun little
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version of our show, but it's not very well produced because it's like literally you holding
the cell phone up in the air and like, you know, you get it sounds like when, but it's
just the AC events blown on.
Speaking of that Carlos from this, the swingers couch podcast was complimenting our production
for it for our and he's like the streets with the speed because they started doing a similar
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concept and when they go out to events, they, they have been recording themselves and and
the last one that they did sounded like they were underwater and he was saying he's like
they might have androids and they're also in Florida, which recently got hit by a lot
of hurricane says they, so they could have been under water, but they don't have androids.
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They have iPhones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, because I've texted Mr. Carlos, my Latin lover and he's all of our Latin lovers.
There's enough of Carlos to go around.
But anyways, I love how you've never actually met him, but you're just putting that out
there that there's an F of him to go around.
I can only assume if he advertises you're a Latin lover, then he has enough to share.
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That's all I can assume.
So any who, since I've, I've texted him, I can only tell that he has an iPhone.
Right.
So the blue ones got the blue text cloud.
So anyways, the other day he was like, yeah, I have to hit up Mr. Suites and ask him, you
know, how we get our quality for the show and stuff.
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And I was like laughing because we hit record on the memo, right?
That's what I do.
Voice notes.
Now, like we do have in the studio, we have a nice studio set up professional quality.
And I'm like, I was kind of thinking like when we went out and did our streets, I wanted,
we did buy some little like Bluetooth microphones and they worked okay when we did our feeling
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the heat with the sweets.
When we did like a jacuzzi episode.
They sounded pretty good in there.
But we did do one hit in the streets with the sweets using these microphones and it
was horrible.
Well, just you were just like, I, you were so much louder than I was.
I was talking louder.
Cause you have your like radio voice on and the mic is literally under your chin.
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So probably not necessary.
It's a lapel mic.
It clips onto your, your t-shirt.
So anyways, so Carlos, my Latin lover, our secret to our hit in the streets with the
sweet sweets.
And voice memos on your iPhone is a Mrs. sweets literally takes her iPhone and she opens up
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voice memos and she holds her elbow at a 90 degree level.
And it's about, it's a little bit closer to her mouth than it is mine because I'm just
naturally louder.
And then I think the key, the key is before you email it to me.
Oh yeah.
There's a little thing inside voice memos.
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You do enhanced audio.
Yeah.
And it helps take out a little bit of that low end rumble and it does enhance the voice.
And then that's the secret.
And I, then I text it to you.
You text it to me and then I, I look at it and I upload it.
So there you go.
There's your audio one on one.
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Yeah.
I was hoping it, I'm sure you expected to be fancier, but in this episode it's not.
Yeah.
It's not.
However, however.
So speaking of your setup here and what we were going to previously, what I was started
to talk about where you went into this voice memo thing.
Diagress like a mother.
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Yeah.
Is tell everybody what you did.
Okay.
So in the world of podcasts, let's go back to 1987.
No.
Podcast did not exist.
When podcasts were not here.
There's a, there's a lifestyle podcast called the swing nation.
There's no way you haven't heard it.
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If you, if you listen to podcasts and they're probably, I would say they're probably the
biggest voice in the LS podcast community.
There's, there's like three or four monsters that are out there and they're definitely
like up there in a one, two or three.
There's, they kind of shuffle spots with a few others.
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But they're also really known across the tick tock world.
They're, you know, one of the big voices in the swing, excuse me, swing talk community.
Dan and Lacey with swing nation.
They do a parties and they're just like I said, a huge voice out there.
But anyways, they, basically their job is being that is their sole job.
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They, they are professional swingers.
They do a very great job at it.
And they're one of my top podcast and they're one of the, one of the podcasts that actually
got me into doing podcasts.
Like you wanted to do it.
I was like, nah, but then I just, I really do enjoy listening to our podcasts.
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It's funny.
It's informative.
And it's just good.
And they're a pretty hot couple too.
So that doesn't hurt.
Yeah.
So anyways, so they typically do just like a weekly podcast up until a couple of months
ago when they started Tuesday talks and Tuesday talks is a weekly episode.
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It's like typically like a 15 minute and they do like just answer one question, like a listener
asked question.
And every time they started off their thing, they would always like kind of tease like
we need a jingle.
We need a jingle.
And then Dan would sing some little silly thing and then everybody would laugh and move
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on.
And I took that as a challenge.
I'm like, I can write jingles.
I'm a musician.
Some would say failed.
Some would say content.
Content.
So I took that as a personal challenge and I sat down and I wrote just a quick little
like 10 second jingle.
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It was funny.
I'm quite proud of it.
And I sent it over to them and I think I'll go ahead and throw it in.
So today, which is Tuesday, Tuesday the 29th, they actually played it.
And lo and behold, they started it with my jingle.
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And they had nothing but good things to say about it.
And Lacey was like, oh, this is it.
This is the jingle.
And then Dan was like, you know, it's great, but you know, let's keep the submissions coming.
So I'm probably going to send a few more because they're like, can anybody top Mr. Sweets and
his his jingle?
And I was like, well, it was all produced.
I might have my have your whole situation here.
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Yeah, like they to the point where Lacey thought it was AI.
Yeah.
And you're like, I absolutely not AI wrote and recorded.
I recorded all of the instruments and the vocals.
Yes.
And I wrote it.
I remember when I was recording it, the vocals, you came up and you popped your head in the
studio.
You're like, why are you yelling?
I was like, why are we yelling the same thing over and over again?
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It's called tracks double.
You got to double your vocals.
But anyways, so right about now is when I'm going to play the the the jingle.
Listen.
Yeah.
And then definitely check out if you haven't already, definitely check out the Swing Nation
podcast and all their fun stuff.
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So here's the jingle.
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And we're back everybody.
So hopefully you enjoyed that second.
And I do offer my services if you would like a jingle or a full song or something.
We were talking about that the two and a half men show the guy.
Yeah.
Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen character.
That was his job.
And that's how he made all his money.
Yeah.
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Apparently you can make millions and live in Malibu apparently by riding jingle.
So here we go.
So this is where we're putting our name in the hat.
And my R I mean your I have no musical abilities.
It was funny though this morning because we we live in California obviously and Swinger's
couch podcast Carlos and Ottom Sins.
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They live in Florida and we are part of their Discord channel.
So make sure you join that.
I don't have the link.
I don't know what to look for right now.
But if you check out go to their podcast Swinger's couch podcast and in their links they'll have
like how to get on the Discord.
But basically if you know Discord it's just kind of like a big chat and just always like
naked pictures going back and forth and it's just a fun fun channel.
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But anyways I got a message from that channel from Carlos saying congratulations to the
Swedes for being mentioned.
And I was like oh cool.
I didn't even get to hear it yet.
But I checked it out this morning and then before I went to work I came in and woke you
up and I was like maybe it's too early.
You know but you know you might be moving here within the next week because it kind of
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hit the big time.
Big time.
I'm just waiting for the checks to roll in.
So I have maybe I'm a professional jingle writer.
There we go.
But anyway so since we got mentioned on Swing Nation they did mention our podcast.
So we thought we might get a few listeners and we didn't want our last one that they
listened to to be.
To be one of our lower producers.
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Lower yeah.
I don't want to say bad because they're all fun.
No and honestly we needed to do this anyway because we've literally been a little bit
slacky.
We've been slacky and we have a busy weekend coming up that we are not going to be able
to do anything.
So right.
And it's not an LS.
It's not an LS.
Unfortunately.
So that's the big news.
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That's the biggest thing for the emergency.
Because I've already noticed like 50,000 downloads.
Our views already like doubled today.
Oh really?
Oh yeah.
The numbers already started like peeking up.
So we just wanted to make sure we got out you know somewhat of a more legit episode.
And let anybody know that the one previous to this was not our normal episode.
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That was a special.
We do those hitting the sweets with the streets.
So that's what happened to me.
Biskar's suite hit the street.
Oh yeah that's our.
More coming.
So yeah hitting the streets with the sweets is just a special like a bonus episode that
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we do on our way to LS events and stuff like that for the people who have never heard us
before.
But anyways if you haven't heard us before we are a long time married couple living in
Southern California.
A very long time married couple.
Very long time.
And yeah this is our.
Yeah we're still so young.
I am so amazing how young I am.
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But no this is our podcast so if you're new this is your first one welcome.
This is our journey and our podcast is just us having fun us laughing.
It's a drinking show.
It's freestyle.
Freestyle we don't take ourselves seriously.
We don't edit unless we say something stupid that really needs to come out.
Yeah more if we were going to embarrass somebody else.
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Yeah sometimes we say somebody's name or whatever.
We try to give all of our friends some cookie names so that nobody knows who they are.
Even other friends.
Even them sometimes.
Yeah even them sometimes.
Like wait what?
Wait are they talking about me?
So yeah welcome to all the new listeners and to all the old listeners thank you guys
so much for helping us hit.
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The previous listeners.
Continued listeners.
We'll say continued listeners.
So we'll conclude this portion of the episode.
Thank you guys so much for all the continued listening and let's roll into what we did
this past weekend really quick.
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So we had Halloween parties.
Halloween parties.
And one was Vanilla and then we went to an LS one.
This was on Saturday.
This was on Saturday.
Yeah.
And you're still celebrating my birthday by the way.
Yes we're still celebrating Mr. Sweet's birthday.
Yes.
Of course the whole month of October is his birthday.
And probably the first couple weeks of November I'm thinking.
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You didn't get enough.
No.
So we went to the Lust Party.
Yes the world famous Lust Party.
Yeah and it was actually a really good party actually.
There was several people who hadn't been for a while who went and we talked to them the
next day and they're like oh my god that was such a good party.
Like there was a really good turnout.
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People knew and people who hadn't ever been there or people who had regularly come and
then people who had never been and people who didn't regularly come but showed up for
a few different events.
So it was just a really good crowd.
Yeah and we had quite a few listeners there as well.
Yes we've met previous and now listen as well.
Yeah exactly.
We met some people at Athena's actually who they came to Lust and they're listening.
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Well I think he's a listener.
Most funny is that most people we meet I feel like it's always the guy that's more of the
listener and then the females always like I'm not really listening but he's told me
or he's mentioned it or he's brought it up or whatever.
He showed me or whatever but yeah it's mostly the guys that listen and that's what I found
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with our listeners at least.
Like I said there's some women that listen but it seems to be the higher percentage.
Yeah the higher percentage that we meet is the guy who listens.
Anyway so we met some Athena's and then they came and some other people that we've met
at like Bia Vita and then our long time at Procibly.
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What the fuck was I supposed to say there?
Probably and possibly.
Possibly.
Possibly.
Did you say possibly?
Possibly one of our first listeners ever the vet couple were there.
Yes they're there frequently but yeah.
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We haven't seen them.
We haven't seen them in a minute.
They were there to congratulate us on our numbers.
They're always so supportive of us and our journey and they're always good listeners.
I had a little fun with her.
Did you?
I did.
I don't think we talked about this because I did tell you didn't I tell you that he
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came up to me?
No.
I did but you must have forgot.
Something that had a lot happened to me that night.
So what happened?
It was not a whole lot.
It was just he lifted her shirt up and me and you.
Oh we're like grabbing her butt and licking her nipples.
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You had you and her had kind of previously messed around.
Well yeah she's into girls.
And she was never really into me personally because that's not their dynamic.
Right.
We've talked about this before and I'm perfectly fine with it.
But something slightly changed that night because all I know is I had a mouthful of
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boob.
Yeah.
So baby steps.
And he came up to me later in the night and was like can I can we can I kiss you.
And I was like sure.
So we made out a little bit.
But that like I previously like the first day like the first time we actually met them
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I sucked his dick.
But that was it.
And then I found out their dynamic was more like about her and her journey and her liking
women.
And I'm also watching him getting pleased.
Okay.
I didn't.
Yeah.
I didn't realize that.
I believe because you had asked her at that night.
She was okay with like I of course I asked and it was fine.
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I think that's what it was.
She's like she's just not into other guys.
So I actually the part of her watching him getting pleased I didn't realize like that
was part of it because I'm pretty sure in the previous times we've been after so after
that since we've hung out with them and I've kind of known their dynamic more of like her
with girls.
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I've not like I mean we're always like talking to them and everything but I'm not like viewed
it as like he would want to do anything more with me because I just never saw that as their
dynamic.
So I was so anyway needless to say I was surprised.
Yeah.
When he came up to me was like I was like can I kiss you and I'm like yeah like she was
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the one a while back when I was like can I kiss you.
She's like no I'm good.
Yeah.
I'm like okay.
That's cool.
I love it.
I love honesty.
No I'm good.
I'm alrighty then.
So yeah so that and then I do remember that we were kind of like playing around with her
a little bit because she was a Wednesday Adams but then she'd had a like lingerie underneath
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her like Wednesday Adams dress.
So that was fun and then what else like you your goal was to get as many blowjobs as possible
so how did you do on that.
I don't remember.
I know you got at least one.
No there's there's I know I got quite a few just the details from that night are really
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really murky at the moment.
So you guys know how concussions work though there's I was definitely having a good time.
There's one point I walked out of a bathroom and you were you were giving head to someone
and I kind of walked up I was like what's going on her and then his partner was like
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let me show you.
Yeah.
And so I get there and then there's a few others without naming names but at one point
I have a friend or we have a friend we have a couple friend.
How can we describe when we've talked about them before.
I know when I was thinking do we not give them you're talking about the girl you went
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down on.
Yes we didn't spoiler alert.
Sorry.
I we didn't give them a name.
We didn't.
So at the party he was Mr. He was Dr. Feelgood.
Okay.
I didn't even catch that.
Yeah.
So Mr. and Mrs. Feelgood.
Look we'll go with that.
So they were like I know we've talked about them before but we they were the couple that
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goes way back in the day.
If you listen to our previous episodes way back in the day we went to a Halloween party
and a different one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Many years ago and there was this particular woman I was messing around with her and you
were unsure if the husband was into you.
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Yeah me which is clarified.
And then since then he's he's become a podcast listener and he now on multiple occasions
has said yes.
I need to clear that up.
I am very much into you.
But she she is my she's my chocolate milkshake.
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That's how I'm going to describe it.
It's just I don't know.
She's got great energy.
Her energy.
She's sexy.
Her vibe.
Her confidence.
Yeah her confidence.
She knows what she wants.
Those are three things that just I'm a I'm a fan of.
Yeah.
When you let it known to be let it known to me that you're into me.
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Yeah.
Then I'm good.
Yeah.
And she definitely does.
Yeah.
I think she's called her call me like her little white boy or something like that at some point
something to that something to that phase and I'll take it.
And so yeah at one point in the evening I escorted her over to a couple of chairs and
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I peeled her legs back and I proceeded to as some of our friends that witnesses I just
went all.
Yeah.
When you go in having a good old time I go in.
I don't do anything.
The memory to fade.
I don't like I remember doing all of that.
I had to go back when I had to turn out its business.
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And yeah.
I saw I actually didn't see you're like you looked over there.
I didn't see you going down on her.
She was probably going more up.
Yeah.
The angle was more up.
So I saw her with your hand like you like her you guys like she had your hand and you
guys were like walking towards the outside playrooms and you're walking like that way
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and then I looked away and then all of a sudden there's commotion and I'm like then I look
back and you're being helped up off the ground and I was like what the hell happened.
So I walk over there and I'm like I was on the ground when you came over.
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Yeah.
That's I said you were on the ground like people are helping you get up helping me up.
Yeah.
I was okay.
No you were still on the ground like you were on all fours and people were helping you
up when I went over there.
So I'm coming over there and I'm just seeing blood and I'm seeing it in your mouth and
I'm worried about your teeth.
I'm like that was the first thing I thought of.
I was like I've knocked my teeth out a couple of times.
Yeah.
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I'm like looking at you and I'm like I'm like smile.
Let me see your teeth.
Let me see your teeth.
You're bleeding.
I'm like is it from your teeth and then I'm like I think it's from his nose.
I'm like let me see your teeth and I'm like they look okay.
They look okay.
So then we get you like ice and your nose was bleeding and you really didn't know what
happened.
You're kind of out of it.
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So later we found out from a friend who we went out with the following day that what
had happened.
Like he had seen what happened.
You and I devised a bunch of potential scenarios.
Yeah we were like talking about everything like what could have happened.
You tripped.
You dropped your phone.
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Went to get it and then.
Because here's the thing is as I've talked about before I control the music with my phone.
I you know quote unquote DJ I've gotten shit from other people because it's not DJ.
It's not DJing but you do provide the music.
If you look up DJ.
Oh my God.
Are we getting into this.
It's literally says nothing about a fucking controller.
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I tore a table.
No.
Okay.
So anyways.
For the record you do that as well.
I do that as well.
It's not this party.
So I was I was I carry normally I put my phone in a pocket but I was wearing like these brief
boxers that didn't have a pocket.
Right.
So I was playing the music and there was multiple times throughout the night where I dropped
my phone.
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So in my head I'm thinking I must have like I was walking and I dropped it and I bent over
to pick it up and just you know being drinking drunk that I just you know did a header.
Yeah.
And it all makes perfect sense.
But I just remember like that night waking up and having blood all over and you checking
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my teeth and I was like fuck that hurt.
Yeah.
But then we stayed for a little bit longer because yeah we stayed longer.
I wasn't like I'm not in my night on that.
Right.
Excuse me.
And I choked up thinking about it.
So we talked to our friend the next day.
Yeah.
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We've seen it and he was like he goes no I'll tell you what happened.
And he said you were walking across with Mrs. Feelgood and I like chocolate milkshake.
And he goes and you stopped and you put your you leaned on a table that was there like a
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water table like a table that had like a water jug on it.
And he's like and then the table basically collapsed like flipped like underneath you
and the water jug like then fell on top of you oddly enough it didn't break.
You broke it's fall I guess.
Yeah.
And it was glass.
You know that's that probably caught me in the eye too.
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Maybe.
Because yeah all of that happened and then we we we party a little bit after we went
to Jack in a box.
Yeah.
And then you were trying to keep me up because you thought I was like if you have a concussion
you can't go to sleep.
And I again this is all I don't I don't think I had a concussion because I showed zero
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symptoms outside of being knocked out which apparently I was told by our friend that I
was out for like a minute.
Yeah.
But I wasn't showing any other symptoms like I woke up I was alert I knew where I was and
in fact one of the first things I did.
Oh yeah our friends are like one of the first things you did was grab your phone and we're
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like this song is shit and change the music and they're like as I'm like gushing blood
on my nose.
I was like you know if I'm if I'm gonna die I'm gonna die to a good song.
Okay.
So it's a little dramatic.
It was very dramatic but so I don't think I actually got a concussion but yeah you were
trying to keep me up that night.
Yeah.
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And I well your eye still doesn't look great.
Like you're basically your eye is black.
It looks like you're like one eye is like an 80s rock band.
And the other eye is not an 80s rock band.
When I woke up on Sunday morning I remember I woke up and I was like I woke up and my
whole face was swollen.
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Yeah.
I'm like ow.
Yeah like above your eye was swollen.
Yeah my top of my right side of my forehead was swollen.
My nose was red swollen.
My eye was swollen and then my top right part of my gums and my jaw were swollen.
Yeah.
I fucking ate shit.
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Yeah so we're like maybe you hit the table regardless.
You either hit the ground or the table or all the above.
I hit the table.
The table hit me.
I hit the ground.
The ground hit back.
The water jug probably caught me.
I don't know.
I got I've fallen and I've hit my head before but I the range.
Of the swelling was so far.
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Yeah.
Like I felt like yeah.
But anyway.
You survived.
So I woke up Sunday and I took a shower and immediately texted our friends and confirmed
that our football party plans were still actually intact.
So we were going to go out with some friends for football and the ones that had seen what
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had happened.
They texted in the morning they're like so are we still on for football at the bar.
And we're like let's go.
Because they were like are you OK.
Like I'm not OK but let's go.
So we rallied and went to the bar to watch the football game.
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It took me it took me a couple of drinks to I was cloudy.
Yeah.
I woke up and like very cloudy.
But I think it was mostly hangover cloud.
Yeah.
But I did have like a headache.
I'm like all right let's take some good news as you woke up.
I did wake up this time.
Yes I did wake up.
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I'm like a cockroach.
It takes a lot more than a mild head injury to damper my party.
So then yeah we were we're Charger fans in case I don't think have we talked about that.
I don't think so.
We are Charger fans and we went out to one of our local bars and met a bunch of LS friends.
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A lot of LS friends came out.
We put a rendezvous out on Cassidy and a bunch of people came out.
And so Chargers won.
Chargers won against the Saints.
And then our which I actually I think is my chocolate milkshakes team.
Oh yeah.
You had said that because we were talking about if they would come out too.
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But I don't think we didn't actually reach out directly.
But anyway.
So we were so the friends we were with at the bar we had been out with obviously the night
before but also the weekend before we were we did the same thing.
We went to the same bar to watch.
I mean the Chargers weren't playing but the their team was watch the Raiders.
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Yeah the Raiders were playing.
So we so the I think I named them the Steelworkers.
Yes I was trying to watch your head baby.
Mr. and Mrs. on the TV Mr. and Mrs. Steelworker.
So we went out with them and then Mrs. Steelworker she was drinking Jack and Coke and got slammer.
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We talked about last weekend.
Yeah and apparently previous week.
Yeah the previous weekend.
And apparently after we had left.
Well first of all the first before while we were still there she was like we go to another
bar and she just starts making out like hardcore with like some of our other friends.
Beard to be exact.
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And so and me too.
And you yeah.
So first it was beard and then it was you and then she so she was just like kind of
all over the place and then apparently so then we left we left and apparently she told
us because when we seen her this past weekend she wasn't drinking whiskey and coke she was
drinking high noons and we're like oh why are you being like so low key and she's like
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well I don't we don't need another like weekend like last weekend because she apparently after
she after we left she was like running around the town hiding in bushes because she didn't
want to leave and her husband was trying to get her to leave and she was like hiding in
basically plain sight but like thinking.
Like peekaboo when you're like when you're a kid and you think people can't see you because
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you can't see them and so she was like yeah it was a whole situation she was like texting
random people and just like she was like it was just bad so she's like I'm trying to minimize
that okay fast forward so that's the whole situation so she was using high noon not to
do all this right so then she's she's doing that and I'm like super hung over from the
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night before and I'm like I need to drink some water or something and then and then
they're like okay shots and I was like oh my god so they which is a good substitute for
water yeah so they bring out just shots of the girls for some reason so all of us girls
took a shot I had fireball and so we take the shot that that bar then we go to another
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bar and then one of the other guys thought it was a great idea to buy again all the just
the girls shots so I get another fireball shot and then another guy is like oh well he
bought all the girls shots I'm gonna buy all the girls shots so he buys all of us shots
then we do like a Mexican candy shot and then I don't know who else bought the last shot
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to be honest with you but another shot goes comes out and it's Mexican candy shot so we've
now done four shots and I was also drinking truly's and I had been drinking vodka so
earlier than they you know I had been drinking Bloody Mary's and vodka so does as a previous
bar so a lot of drinking happening and then shots so then the Mrs. Steelworker she we're
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in a vanilla bar she's like getting her tips out and we're like you have to put your tips
back in like I I was telling her I'm like I never want to hear myself saying this but
you need to put your tips away and ladies like I got her tips out and then I'm wearing
kind of like a crop top shirt that's loose and you had me take my broth previously in
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the day like did a vote at the table and was like should she take her broth yes or no so
then I took my broth so I had no brawn and this little crop top like barely hanging on
shirt and so I'm jumping around and then a total under boo was happening and then Mrs.
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Steelworker's got her tips out so then our other friend the husband he's standing next
to me and he's trying to hold my shirt down so that we don't get kicked out of this bar
because I'm just dancing with my hands in the air and like raising my shirt like the
roof and there's so many messy pictures I'm like oh my gosh my feet like it's just yeah
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I'm trying I was trying to find the song but there's the I think the DJ Khaled song was
like put your hands up yeah and they stay there and they stay there and you put your
hands up and then he would grab your shirt pull it down like holding onto my shirt for
dear life yeah appropriate for a vanilla bar so then at some point I just like we need
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to get out of here because yeah everybody was like getting really really fun but I mean
it's Sunday and it's like six maybe yeah we had to get home yeah we need to get out of
here so we get in the Uber and about and it's not that far maybe 15 minutes from our from
the bar to our house so apparently at some point in the Uber I just yeah so passed out
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I don't know so we're driving and you're like you said something like I'm not feeling good
I'm not feeling good I'm like all right baby we only have you know 10 minutes left or whatever
all right baby we only have five minutes left at some point your head just went bro and
just kind of like fell into my shoulder I'm like well I'm thinking if she's passed out
she's probably not throwing up sick so so we start pulling into our neighborhood and
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we're way at the end and the Uber driver starts to slow down and I'm like no no no keep going
because I'm like I'm gonna have to walk you all the way the driveway and up the stairs
just I want to get as close as this Uber driver can get yeah he pulls us all the way to the end
and as the has the cars come into a stop you know his his his app says you know you have arrived
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at your destination or whatever but it wasn't in English so I don't know what language it was um
I don't think it was Spanish because but it was just another language so it said another language
and you just went what the fuck and the driver started laughing because you were just like you
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went from being silent for like the last five minutes of the drive to what the fuck I'm like oh
god this is the start of a fun night so we get upstairs I basically carried you out of the Uber
yeah I know it's that and then uh yeah we started heading upstairs I have to walk you up the stairs
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and then you get me into bed I get you in the bed and then I'm just like babe oh no I got you in
the bed I tucked you in I thought my night was good yeah I thought all right cool this is all good
so I go downstairs and I throw a you know a steak and cheese and a microwave and I'm all one minute
30 seconds it's all ding and I go in to grab my plate I heard babe I was like what so I run upstairs
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and I'm throwing you're throwing up in bed and I'm like I'm like okay it's fine it's not our first
rodeo you know we all party right this is what happens when you party sometimes yeah you just
you just party too hard and especially two days in a row two days in a row shit happens so um
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so I get you uh I get well we continue just let you throw up just gonna be like all right yeah
whatever we have to take all the sheets off anyway it's not gonna change just get out as much as you
can and then I got you into the shower and then you sat on our oral bench and we turned on the
hot water and you were sitting on the oral bench just having a good time and then I'm like I'm
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changing the sheets and you know washing out stuff in the sink and and then I come back around the
corner and in your land on our flower floor in the shower and it's it's a recently remodeled shower
it's a party shower it's a big shower like I like I'm tall and I can lay fully out it and have plenty
of room so you're laying you're just laying on your and it has dual heads so I laid with my head
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not under the water one that was I was under the water was on the one where my legs were
so I'm like I was good you're good so I come around the corner I'm like okay so I'm I'm not
I'm not nearly as drunk as you are but I'm you didn't do any shots they only bought the shots I
was drinking I was doing long islands I mean I was I was feeling good but it was the shots it was
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like back to back to back shots but I was the responsible adult in this particular episode so
so you've had our moments with me being the opposite right so I was like all right cool so our our
our shower it's it's got like a ledge to it so if you block the drain it could flood yeah so at one
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point your butt cheek was blocking the drain so the water was starting to rise I mean it's only
going to go like two and a half inches so it's not like a drowning thing but it's a flood in our
bathroom yeah so I had to go in there and like pick your butt up so it would unplug the drain
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yeah and then at one point you rolled over on your side
and then I'm like just leave me here and I was like no babe I can't like I'll let you stay in
there for a little bit longer but I mean like I can't leave you in here like at some point I
as well would like to go to bed so like I'm fine with you being messy just just move the messy to
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the bed and then you're in there on you're laying on your side there for probably about an hour
really you're in there for a bit and then time flies when you're drunk I was having a really fun
when you're fast out and then because I went in there a few times I was like let's go and you're
like no I'm like well I'm not gonna I'm not gonna physically drag you out of the shower right like
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you have to be a will-in participant so I went back in there and then finally you're like okay
let's go and then um you didn't tell what you did first though what oh we're gonna talk about that
all right so we have this thing we have an agreement um that I basically have
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open consent to basically do whatever I want to her whenever I want to so oftentimes when she
um gets too drunk but you're horny I punish her by fucking her while she's drunk so um
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at one point while she was in the shower uh she she was she was on her side and I was like
now and I rolled you back over on your back and uh yeah you're like I'm good at that's a perfectly
good hole let's go so you went down on me too didn't you I went down on you and I I vaguely
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remember this yeah and I got the toys yeah I got the whips no whips that's crazy but um yeah so I
I was fucking you while you're you were drunk but you were awake yeah I vaguely remember it you
were making noises and stuff but I kept banging your head into the top of the shower
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the problem is you probably didn't feel good on your knees no because I was having to
uh let my legs spread open to like and my left leg was catching on the the tub rail and then my
right was catching on the wall so it was not comfortable whatsoever yeah and it wasn't like a
long experience so it's more of like I can do this right now because I looked in the shower
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earlier that day yes in a different position two different positions yes I sat on you in the reverse
yes and then standing standing I fully bent over standing over that I was like a human pretzel
yes so we've made use of the shower yeah but then at some point I finished all that I'm like
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you know I'm gonna hurt so much in the morning your face your knees your back my knees my back
I'm like I'm getting too old for all this like my pussy yeah my crack so I'm like in my head
I was kind of like I'm gonna get you in bed and I'm gonna continue yeah I'm gonna continue
you know punishing you in the bed and at some point I did get you up and then I got you in the
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bed and uh yeah it's kind of like finally my night was coming to me so we yeah nice clean sheets
we had we're both a mess you fell your face got punished and then the following day I got
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way too drunk I haven't gotten that drunk in a long time no it's gonna happen but it was the shots
like the shots literally every time yeah because it was like literally back to back to back like
within an hour or two four shots yeah plus drinks so the moral of the story is we had a good weekend
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we had a great fucking weekend there's a few parts in there I could have done without right
but you know what what's the saying I don't know there's a probably a saying in there that would
really work yeah we had a fun weekend though it was juice worth the squeeze the juice was worth
the squeeze you got blowjobs apparently you don't remember all of them I don't remember all of them
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a lot of that night was a blowjob
oh apparently oh apparently I told another another friend friend that he missed his
opportunity to get a blowjob I do not remember that and they actually gave you a birthday gift
yes so one of our friends and then also podcast listener starla vick they they wrote me a nice
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nice card and they brought me a buzz bomb buzz bomb buzz ball yeah big one it's a
like a giant but it's a huge buzz ball or whatever it was just slightly smaller than a bowling ball
yeah they actually brought that to um to the to the party for your birthday yes and apparently I had
told him he missed his opportunity for a blowjob I don't remember that so if you're listening
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your opportunity is not completely missed because I will blow you maybe maybe it was me that missed
the opportunity with him I don't know shit that the night like I'm telling you concussions will
fuck you up anyways I don't remember saying that thank you so much you guys for the gift
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and for listening they are they're sweetums my fellow sweetums um but anyways guys guys guys guys
so we have so much coming up first off in case you guys didn't catch the the last episode we do
actually have a phone number um 951 226 5261 you can text us there you can leave us voicemails if
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you text I'll probably text you back um you can also find us we have a community on Cassidy if you
just look up the sweet side of life we're uh we're in talks about uh becoming a uh getting
sponsored by sdc um we got a lot of stuff in the works so guys thank you it's like where are you
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going with this I'm totally freestyling a lot of podcasts have a piece of paper no I have we got
nothing we barely have brain cells we sit down before episode and we say what are we what are we
gonna talk about and I say we'll figure it out I'll figure it out and then I hit the record button
and then it's just literally a stream of conscious conscious made off the top of our head which is
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not always a good thing no especially when you're fresh off a concussion yeah I don't think you had
a concussion I don't think so either um I've had concussions before and that didn't feel like it
yeah definitely fucked me up a little bit though yeah um your eye looks crazy yeah looks pretty dope
um is there anything else we want to talk about we talked about swinger's couch podcast check them
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out swing the nation podcast our jingle thanks for the shout out thanks for the shout out thank you
starlet vick for the birthday wishes thank you vet couple thank you my chocolate milkshake
dtf less party through another fun party I kiss dr. feel good what's up I kiss dr. okay there you go
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yeah I was trying to think what else I did that night I'm like it's a little bit I have a friend
I know I have a friend that took pictures and I was like I was like I do not remember doing that so
so they have this thing he has this thing with taking a picture of my butt against somebody
else's who has a big butt mine is always the biggest it's like a butt-on-butt crime oh speaking
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of butt-on-butt crime we we have a um uh we have to get her permissions but we have a uh
a lady that modeled her butt with our podcast sticker oh yeah we have to get the permissions on
that we have a uh our friends from michigan our what are we gonna call them i don't know
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we'll figure out a name from them michigan friends we'll figure out they actually have names but I
like off the tommy and tommy and Liz Liz yeah yeah so they're our friends from michigan we have not
done a uh interview a FaceTime interview with them we haven't we need to we talked about doing it but
it's a time zone thing yeah we haven't done it yet there's a lot going we're supposed to be doing
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interview with swinger's podcast but he made us a logo yeah he made us a new logo for our
podcast um I don't think it's completely done yet but we're gonna be making merch I think you
were saying you wanted to do t-shirts and temporary tattoos and and like pens and like no pads and
shit yeah let's write notes to each other posters um yeah we're gonna post we're gonna
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commercialize this motherfucker um anyways I think that's gonna be it for now um is there anything
things we have coming up what do we have coming up we have nothing yet not well we're do we are
doing the plush we've gotten a lot of questions about that the plush yes yeah the new year's eve
plush party down in San Diego so we're doing that that's our next big event yeah we don't have
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anything in November we have we have some like local parties we might go to but as far as big
events november's kind of chill yeah and then december we'll see how december happens but at
the end december obviously the plush party so um so if you guys are going to that drop us a line
let us know well yeah if there's enough interest we might do like a like a podcast meeting greet
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or something like that at the event you know everybody can just come into our room and
like meet my meat oh my gosh they could meet and greet my meat oh geez we should probably close
us out i'm getting kind of tired you're getting kind of delusional yeah it's a concussion
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so when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and
keep shaking it up and don't hit your head on the concrete that's not part of it all right love you
baby don't do that love you too if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at
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Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as
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With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple
and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.
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All right, welcome back everybody.
This is the Sweet Side of Life podcast with a emergency emergency podcast.
That's right everybody.
We were going to do one on Thursday, but it's Tuesday.
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But then we realized Thursday is Halloween and we're leaving this weekend.
So tonight was kind of our only option.
We had to do it.
So we've had a busy few weeks.
Busy few weeks.
Tonight, we're just going to touch on a couple things that happened this particular weekend.
But we'll go back.
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Yeah, we got we have.
I feel like we will sorely disappoint Beardenbud if we don't talk about our weekend with them.
Yeah, we have a whole whole weekend.
We got a recap.
But we had a couple things happen this weekend or this week that needed our immediate attention,
which is why the emergency podcast.
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Such an emergency.
We didn't even make special drinks.
We went so basic.
We went with our standard issue.
Basic bitches over here.
Vodka Sprite and lemon vodka soda water.
Yeah.
It's our it's our go to.
I like to call it my daily drinker.
It's not so much daily but until we close, I am not a daily drinker.
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So it's my weekend and party drink.
So my easy drink to bring to a party.
So where do we start?
First off, we got to cheer.
Cheers.
And we have a good cheers.
Cheers.
Because we hit 50,000 downloads.
That's now like 51.5.
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So you didn't drink after our cheers.
That's right.
Jeez.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah.
So we think I'm still recovering from my concussion.
Oh my gosh.
So we hit over 50,000 downloads.
We hit 50,000 like yesterday or something like that or the day before yesterday.
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And yeah, that's a big number for us.
Our last big number was 25,000.
So thank you guys for listening and downloading.
We figured out we're in half of the countries in the world.
94 countries.
Which is about half.
Is that what I said?
94.
Yeah, something like that.
Which is about half because we asked Alexa and there's like 195 countries.
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Yeah, there's a shit ton of countries out there.
But we're in at least once we're in someone's cell phone.
94 countries.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I did like a breakdown and most were in the United States.
It was like mostly United States.
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There was a shit ton in Canada.
We all speak the same language so that makes sense.
And a shit ton in Australia.
We all speak the same language so that makes sense.
And then a bunch in Britain.
Also speaking the same language.
But then after that, after that it gets cray.
You know, there's like, yeah, it's pretty wild.
Some of the countries probably shouldn't be listening to this type of content.
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I don't know if their government allows it or not.
But who am I to judge?
I'm just a mere Sweden.
Speaking of that, I haven't used that term in a while.
So yes, our listeners, our fans, you guys are known as Sweetums.
No.
Yes.
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Only if you want to be.
No, you're sweetums.
I'm not going to force that on anybody.
No, you're sweet.
It's fucking happening.
So, yeah, we have a lot to cover in a very limited short period of time because I'm tired.
So party pooper.
Yes.
So where where do we start?
Do we start with?
I feel like we feel like, so the reason why we kind of had to have this emergency podcast
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because we actually were mentioned on another big podcast and we couldn't let anyone who
is going to listen and then come listen to our podcast get our last one, which was like
10 minutes long and just in the car.
No, no, that was the dual.
Yeah.
Okay.
So 20 minutes long.
For those that listen, we do the hit in the streets with the sweets, which is a fun little
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version of our show, but it's not very well produced because it's like literally you holding
the cell phone up in the air and like, you know, you get it sounds like when, but it's
just the AC events blown on.
Speaking of that Carlos from this, the swingers couch podcast was complimenting our production
for it for our and he's like the streets with the speed because they started doing a similar
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concept and when they go out to events, they, they have been recording themselves and and
the last one that they did sounded like they were underwater and he was saying he's like
they might have androids and they're also in Florida, which recently got hit by a lot
of hurricane says they, so they could have been under water, but they don't have androids.
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They have iPhones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, because I've texted Mr. Carlos, my Latin lover and he's all of our Latin lovers.
There's enough of Carlos to go around.
But anyways, I love how you've never actually met him, but you're just putting that out
there that there's an F of him to go around.
I can only assume if he advertises you're a Latin lover, then he has enough to share.
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That's all I can assume.
So any who, since I've, I've texted him, I can only tell that he has an iPhone.
Right.
So the blue ones got the blue text cloud.
So anyways, the other day he was like, yeah, I have to hit up Mr. Suites and ask him, you
know, how we get our quality for the show and stuff.
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And I was like laughing because we hit record on the memo, right?
That's what I do.
Voice notes.
Now, like we do have in the studio, we have a nice studio set up professional quality.
And I'm like, I was kind of thinking like when we went out and did our streets, I wanted,
we did buy some little like Bluetooth microphones and they worked okay when we did our feeling
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the heat with the sweets.
When we did like a jacuzzi episode.
They sounded pretty good in there.
But we did do one hit in the streets with the sweets using these microphones and it
was horrible.
Well, just you were just like, I, you were so much louder than I was.
I was talking louder.
Cause you have your like radio voice on and the mic is literally under your chin.
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So probably not necessary.
It's a lapel mic.
It clips onto your, your t-shirt.
So anyways, so Carlos, my Latin lover, our secret to our hit in the streets with the
sweet sweets.
And voice memos on your iPhone is a Mrs. sweets literally takes her iPhone and she opens up
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voice memos and she holds her elbow at a 90 degree level.
And it's about, it's a little bit closer to her mouth than it is mine because I'm just
naturally louder.
And then I think the key, the key is before you email it to me.
Oh yeah.
There's a little thing inside voice memos.
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You do enhanced audio.
Yeah.
And it helps take out a little bit of that low end rumble and it does enhance the voice.
And then that's the secret.
And I, then I text it to you.
You text it to me and then I, I look at it and I upload it.
So there you go.
There's your audio one on one.
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Yeah.
I was hoping it, I'm sure you expected to be fancier, but in this episode it's not.
Yeah.
It's not.
However, however.
So speaking of your setup here and what we were going to previously, what I was started
to talk about where you went into this voice memo thing.
Diagress like a mother.
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Yeah.
Is tell everybody what you did.
Okay.
So in the world of podcasts, let's go back to 1987.
No.
Podcast did not exist.
When podcasts were not here.
There's a, there's a lifestyle podcast called the swing nation.
There's no way you haven't heard it.
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If you, if you listen to podcasts and they're probably, I would say they're probably the
biggest voice in the LS podcast community.
There's, there's like three or four monsters that are out there and they're definitely
like up there in a one, two or three.
There's, they kind of shuffle spots with a few others.
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But they're also really known across the tick tock world.
They're, you know, one of the big voices in the swing, excuse me, swing talk community.
Dan and Lacey with swing nation.
They do a parties and they're just like I said, a huge voice out there.
But anyways, they, basically their job is being that is their sole job.
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They, they are professional swingers.
They do a very great job at it.
And they're one of my top podcast and they're one of the, one of the podcasts that actually
got me into doing podcasts.
Like you wanted to do it.
I was like, nah, but then I just, I really do enjoy listening to our podcasts.
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It's funny.
It's informative.
And it's just good.
And they're a pretty hot couple too.
So that doesn't hurt.
Yeah.
So anyways, so they typically do just like a weekly podcast up until a couple of months
ago when they started Tuesday talks and Tuesday talks is a weekly episode.
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It's like typically like a 15 minute and they do like just answer one question, like a listener
asked question.
And every time they started off their thing, they would always like kind of tease like
we need a jingle.
We need a jingle.
And then Dan would sing some little silly thing and then everybody would laugh and move
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on.
And I took that as a challenge.
I'm like, I can write jingles.
I'm a musician.
Some would say failed.
Some would say content.
Content.
So I took that as a personal challenge and I sat down and I wrote just a quick little
like 10 second jingle.
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It was funny.
I'm quite proud of it.
And I sent it over to them and I think I'll go ahead and throw it in.
So today, which is Tuesday, Tuesday the 29th, they actually played it.
And lo and behold, they started it with my jingle.
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And they had nothing but good things to say about it.
And Lacey was like, oh, this is it.
This is the jingle.
And then Dan was like, you know, it's great, but you know, let's keep the submissions coming.
So I'm probably going to send a few more because they're like, can anybody top Mr. Sweets and
his his jingle?
And I was like, well, it was all produced.
I might have my have your whole situation here.
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Yeah, like they to the point where Lacey thought it was AI.
Yeah.
And you're like, I absolutely not AI wrote and recorded.
I recorded all of the instruments and the vocals.
Yes.
And I wrote it.
I remember when I was recording it, the vocals, you came up and you popped your head in the
studio.
You're like, why are you yelling?
I was like, why are we yelling the same thing over and over again?
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It's called tracks double.
You got to double your vocals.
But anyways, so right about now is when I'm going to play the the the jingle.
Listen.
Yeah.
And then definitely check out if you haven't already, definitely check out the Swing Nation
podcast and all their fun stuff.
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So here's the jingle.
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And we're back everybody.
So hopefully you enjoyed that second.
And I do offer my services if you would like a jingle or a full song or something.
We were talking about that the two and a half men show the guy.
Yeah.
Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen character.
That was his job.
And that's how he made all his money.
Yeah.
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Apparently you can make millions and live in Malibu apparently by riding jingle.
So here we go.
So this is where we're putting our name in the hat.
And my R I mean your I have no musical abilities.
It was funny though this morning because we we live in California obviously and Swinger's
couch podcast Carlos and Ottom Sins.
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They live in Florida and we are part of their Discord channel.
So make sure you join that.
I don't have the link.
I don't know what to look for right now.
But if you check out go to their podcast Swinger's couch podcast and in their links they'll have
like how to get on the Discord.
But basically if you know Discord it's just kind of like a big chat and just always like
naked pictures going back and forth and it's just a fun fun channel.
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But anyways I got a message from that channel from Carlos saying congratulations to the
Swedes for being mentioned.
And I was like oh cool.
I didn't even get to hear it yet.
But I checked it out this morning and then before I went to work I came in and woke you
up and I was like maybe it's too early.
You know but you know you might be moving here within the next week because it kind of
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hit the big time.
Big time.
I'm just waiting for the checks to roll in.
So I have maybe I'm a professional jingle writer.
There we go.
But anyway so since we got mentioned on Swing Nation they did mention our podcast.
So we thought we might get a few listeners and we didn't want our last one that they
listened to to be.
To be one of our lower producers.
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Lower yeah.
I don't want to say bad because they're all fun.
No and honestly we needed to do this anyway because we've literally been a little bit
slacky.
We've been slacky and we have a busy weekend coming up that we are not going to be able
to do anything.
So right.
And it's not an LS.
It's not an LS.
Unfortunately.
So that's the big news.
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That's the biggest thing for the emergency.
Because I've already noticed like 50,000 downloads.
Our views already like doubled today.
Oh really?
Oh yeah.
The numbers already started like peeking up.
So we just wanted to make sure we got out you know somewhat of a more legit episode.
And let anybody know that the one previous to this was not our normal episode.
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That was a special.
We do those hitting the sweets with the streets.
So that's what happened to me.
Biskar's suite hit the street.
Oh yeah that's our.
More coming.
So yeah hitting the streets with the sweets is just a special like a bonus episode that
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we do on our way to LS events and stuff like that for the people who have never heard us
before.
But anyways if you haven't heard us before we are a long time married couple living in
Southern California.
A very long time married couple.
Very long time.
And yeah this is our.
Yeah we're still so young.
I am so amazing how young I am.
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But no this is our podcast so if you're new this is your first one welcome.
This is our journey and our podcast is just us having fun us laughing.
It's a drinking show.
It's freestyle.
Freestyle we don't take ourselves seriously.
We don't edit unless we say something stupid that really needs to come out.
Yeah more if we were going to embarrass somebody else.
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Yeah sometimes we say somebody's name or whatever.
We try to give all of our friends some cookie names so that nobody knows who they are.
Even other friends.
Even them sometimes.
Yeah even them sometimes.
Like wait what?
Wait are they talking about me?
So yeah welcome to all the new listeners and to all the old listeners thank you guys
so much for helping us hit.
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The previous listeners.
Continued listeners.
We'll say continued listeners.
So we'll conclude this portion of the episode.
Thank you guys so much for all the continued listening and let's roll into what we did
this past weekend really quick.
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So we had Halloween parties.
Halloween parties.
And one was Vanilla and then we went to an LS one.
This was on Saturday.
This was on Saturday.
Yeah.
And you're still celebrating my birthday by the way.
Yes we're still celebrating Mr. Sweet's birthday.
Yes.
Of course the whole month of October is his birthday.
And probably the first couple weeks of November I'm thinking.
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You didn't get enough.
No.
So we went to the Lust Party.
Yes the world famous Lust Party.
Yeah and it was actually a really good party actually.
There was several people who hadn't been for a while who went and we talked to them the
next day and they're like oh my god that was such a good party.
Like there was a really good turnout.
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People knew and people who hadn't ever been there or people who had regularly come and
then people who had never been and people who didn't regularly come but showed up for
a few different events.
So it was just a really good crowd.
Yeah and we had quite a few listeners there as well.
Yes we've met previous and now listen as well.
Yeah exactly.
We met some people at Athena's actually who they came to Lust and they're listening.
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Well I think he's a listener.
Most funny is that most people we meet I feel like it's always the guy that's more of the
listener and then the females always like I'm not really listening but he's told me
or he's mentioned it or he's brought it up or whatever.
He showed me or whatever but yeah it's mostly the guys that listen and that's what I found
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with our listeners at least.
Like I said there's some women that listen but it seems to be the higher percentage.
Yeah the higher percentage that we meet is the guy who listens.
Anyway so we met some Athena's and then they came and some other people that we've met
at like Bia Vita and then our long time at Procibly.
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What the fuck was I supposed to say there?
Probably and possibly.
Possibly.
Possibly.
Did you say possibly?
Possibly one of our first listeners ever the vet couple were there.
Yes they're there frequently but yeah.
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We haven't seen them.
We haven't seen them in a minute.
They were there to congratulate us on our numbers.
They're always so supportive of us and our journey and they're always good listeners.
I had a little fun with her.
Did you?
I did.
I don't think we talked about this because I did tell you didn't I tell you that he
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came up to me?
No.
I did but you must have forgot.
Something that had a lot happened to me that night.
So what happened?
It was not a whole lot.
It was just he lifted her shirt up and me and you.
Oh we're like grabbing her butt and licking her nipples.
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You had you and her had kind of previously messed around.
Well yeah she's into girls.
And she was never really into me personally because that's not their dynamic.
Right.
We've talked about this before and I'm perfectly fine with it.
But something slightly changed that night because all I know is I had a mouthful of
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boob.
Yeah.
So baby steps.
And he came up to me later in the night and was like can I can we can I kiss you.
And I was like sure.
So we made out a little bit.
But that like I previously like the first day like the first time we actually met them
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I sucked his dick.
But that was it.
And then I found out their dynamic was more like about her and her journey and her liking
women.
And I'm also watching him getting pleased.
Okay.
I didn't.
Yeah.
I didn't realize that.
I believe because you had asked her at that night.
She was okay with like I of course I asked and it was fine.
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I think that's what it was.
She's like she's just not into other guys.
So I actually the part of her watching him getting pleased I didn't realize like that
was part of it because I'm pretty sure in the previous times we've been after so after
that since we've hung out with them and I've kind of known their dynamic more of like her
with girls.
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I've not like I mean we're always like talking to them and everything but I'm not like viewed
it as like he would want to do anything more with me because I just never saw that as their
dynamic.
So I was so anyway needless to say I was surprised.
Yeah.
When he came up to me was like I was like can I kiss you and I'm like yeah like she was
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the one a while back when I was like can I kiss you.
She's like no I'm good.
Yeah.
I'm like okay.
That's cool.
I love it.
I love honesty.
No I'm good.
I'm alrighty then.
So yeah so that and then I do remember that we were kind of like playing around with her
a little bit because she was a Wednesday Adams but then she'd had a like lingerie underneath
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her like Wednesday Adams dress.
So that was fun and then what else like you your goal was to get as many blowjobs as possible
so how did you do on that.
I don't remember.
I know you got at least one.
No there's there's I know I got quite a few just the details from that night are really
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really murky at the moment.
So you guys know how concussions work though there's I was definitely having a good time.
There's one point I walked out of a bathroom and you were you were giving head to someone
and I kind of walked up I was like what's going on her and then his partner was like
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let me show you.
Yeah.
And so I get there and then there's a few others without naming names but at one point
I have a friend or we have a friend we have a couple friend.
How can we describe when we've talked about them before.
I know when I was thinking do we not give them you're talking about the girl you went
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down on.
Yes we didn't spoiler alert.
Sorry.
I we didn't give them a name.
We didn't.
So at the party he was Mr. He was Dr. Feelgood.
Okay.
I didn't even catch that.
Yeah.
So Mr. and Mrs. Feelgood.
Look we'll go with that.
So they were like I know we've talked about them before but we they were the couple that
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goes way back in the day.
If you listen to our previous episodes way back in the day we went to a Halloween party
and a different one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Many years ago and there was this particular woman I was messing around with her and you
were unsure if the husband was into you.
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Yeah me which is clarified.
And then since then he's he's become a podcast listener and he now on multiple occasions
has said yes.
I need to clear that up.
I am very much into you.
But she she is my she's my chocolate milkshake.
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That's how I'm going to describe it.
It's just I don't know.
She's got great energy.
Her energy.
She's sexy.
Her vibe.
Her confidence.
Yeah her confidence.
She knows what she wants.
Those are three things that just I'm a I'm a fan of.
Yeah.
When you let it known to be let it known to me that you're into me.
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Yeah.
Then I'm good.
Yeah.
And she definitely does.
Yeah.
I think she's called her call me like her little white boy or something like that at some point
something to that something to that phase and I'll take it.
And so yeah at one point in the evening I escorted her over to a couple of chairs and
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I peeled her legs back and I proceeded to as some of our friends that witnesses I just
went all.
Yeah.
When you go in having a good old time I go in.
I don't do anything.
The memory to fade.
I don't like I remember doing all of that.
I had to go back when I had to turn out its business.
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And yeah.
I saw I actually didn't see you're like you looked over there.
I didn't see you going down on her.
She was probably going more up.
Yeah.
The angle was more up.
So I saw her with your hand like you like her you guys like she had your hand and you
guys were like walking towards the outside playrooms and you're walking like that way
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and then I looked away and then all of a sudden there's commotion and I'm like then I look
back and you're being helped up off the ground and I was like what the hell happened.
So I walk over there and I'm like I was on the ground when you came over.
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Yeah.
That's I said you were on the ground like people are helping you get up helping me up.
Yeah.
I was okay.
No you were still on the ground like you were on all fours and people were helping you
up when I went over there.
So I'm coming over there and I'm just seeing blood and I'm seeing it in your mouth and
I'm worried about your teeth.
I'm like that was the first thing I thought of.
I was like I've knocked my teeth out a couple of times.
Yeah.
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I'm like looking at you and I'm like I'm like smile.
Let me see your teeth.
Let me see your teeth.
You're bleeding.
I'm like is it from your teeth and then I'm like I think it's from his nose.
I'm like let me see your teeth and I'm like they look okay.
They look okay.
So then we get you like ice and your nose was bleeding and you really didn't know what
happened.
You're kind of out of it.
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So later we found out from a friend who we went out with the following day that what
had happened.
Like he had seen what happened.
You and I devised a bunch of potential scenarios.
Yeah we were like talking about everything like what could have happened.
You tripped.
You dropped your phone.
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Went to get it and then.
Because here's the thing is as I've talked about before I control the music with my phone.
I you know quote unquote DJ I've gotten shit from other people because it's not DJ.
It's not DJing but you do provide the music.
If you look up DJ.
Oh my God.
Are we getting into this.
It's literally says nothing about a fucking controller.
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I tore a table.
No.
Okay.
So anyways.
For the record you do that as well.
I do that as well.
It's not this party.
So I was I was I carry normally I put my phone in a pocket but I was wearing like these brief
boxers that didn't have a pocket.
Right.
So I was playing the music and there was multiple times throughout the night where I dropped
my phone.
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So in my head I'm thinking I must have like I was walking and I dropped it and I bent over
to pick it up and just you know being drinking drunk that I just you know did a header.
Yeah.
And it all makes perfect sense.
But I just remember like that night waking up and having blood all over and you checking
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my teeth and I was like fuck that hurt.
Yeah.
But then we stayed for a little bit longer because yeah we stayed longer.
I wasn't like I'm not in my night on that.
Right.
Excuse me.
And I choked up thinking about it.
So we talked to our friend the next day.
Yeah.
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We've seen it and he was like he goes no I'll tell you what happened.
And he said you were walking across with Mrs. Feelgood and I like chocolate milkshake.
And he goes and you stopped and you put your you leaned on a table that was there like a
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water table like a table that had like a water jug on it.
And he's like and then the table basically collapsed like flipped like underneath you
and the water jug like then fell on top of you oddly enough it didn't break.
You broke it's fall I guess.
Yeah.
And it was glass.
You know that's that probably caught me in the eye too.
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Maybe.
Because yeah all of that happened and then we we we party a little bit after we went
to Jack in a box.
Yeah.
And then you were trying to keep me up because you thought I was like if you have a concussion
you can't go to sleep.
And I again this is all I don't I don't think I had a concussion because I showed zero
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symptoms outside of being knocked out which apparently I was told by our friend that I
was out for like a minute.
Yeah.
But I wasn't showing any other symptoms like I woke up I was alert I knew where I was and
in fact one of the first things I did.
Oh yeah our friends are like one of the first things you did was grab your phone and we're
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like this song is shit and change the music and they're like as I'm like gushing blood
on my nose.
I was like you know if I'm if I'm gonna die I'm gonna die to a good song.
Okay.
So it's a little dramatic.
It was very dramatic but so I don't think I actually got a concussion but yeah you were
trying to keep me up that night.
Yeah.
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And I well your eye still doesn't look great.
Like you're basically your eye is black.
It looks like you're like one eye is like an 80s rock band.
And the other eye is not an 80s rock band.
When I woke up on Sunday morning I remember I woke up and I was like I woke up and my
whole face was swollen.
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Yeah.
I'm like ow.
Yeah like above your eye was swollen.
Yeah my top of my right side of my forehead was swollen.
My nose was red swollen.
My eye was swollen and then my top right part of my gums and my jaw were swollen.
Yeah.
I fucking ate shit.
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Yeah so we're like maybe you hit the table regardless.
You either hit the ground or the table or all the above.
I hit the table.
The table hit me.
I hit the ground.
The ground hit back.
The water jug probably caught me.
I don't know.
I got I've fallen and I've hit my head before but I the range.
Of the swelling was so far.
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Yeah.
Like I felt like yeah.
But anyway.
You survived.
So I woke up Sunday and I took a shower and immediately texted our friends and confirmed
that our football party plans were still actually intact.
So we were going to go out with some friends for football and the ones that had seen what
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had happened.
They texted in the morning they're like so are we still on for football at the bar.
And we're like let's go.
Because they were like are you OK.
Like I'm not OK but let's go.
So we rallied and went to the bar to watch the football game.
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It took me it took me a couple of drinks to I was cloudy.
Yeah.
I woke up and like very cloudy.
But I think it was mostly hangover cloud.
Yeah.
But I did have like a headache.
I'm like all right let's take some good news as you woke up.
I did wake up this time.
Yes I did wake up.
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I'm like a cockroach.
It takes a lot more than a mild head injury to damper my party.
So then yeah we were we're Charger fans in case I don't think have we talked about that.
I don't think so.
We are Charger fans and we went out to one of our local bars and met a bunch of LS friends.
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A lot of LS friends came out.
We put a rendezvous out on Cassidy and a bunch of people came out.
And so Chargers won.
Chargers won against the Saints.
And then our which I actually I think is my chocolate milkshakes team.
Oh yeah.
You had said that because we were talking about if they would come out too.
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But I don't think we didn't actually reach out directly.
But anyway.
So we were so the friends we were with at the bar we had been out with obviously the night
before but also the weekend before we were we did the same thing.
We went to the same bar to watch.
I mean the Chargers weren't playing but the their team was watch the Raiders.
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Yeah the Raiders were playing.
So we so the I think I named them the Steelworkers.
Yes I was trying to watch your head baby.
Mr. and Mrs. on the TV Mr. and Mrs. Steelworker.
So we went out with them and then Mrs. Steelworker she was drinking Jack and Coke and got slammer.
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We talked about last weekend.
Yeah and apparently previous week.
Yeah the previous weekend.
And apparently after we had left.
Well first of all the first before while we were still there she was like we go to another
bar and she just starts making out like hardcore with like some of our other friends.
Beard to be exact.
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And so and me too.
And you yeah.
So first it was beard and then it was you and then she so she was just like kind of
all over the place and then apparently so then we left we left and apparently she told
us because when we seen her this past weekend she wasn't drinking whiskey and coke she was
drinking high noons and we're like oh why are you being like so low key and she's like
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well I don't we don't need another like weekend like last weekend because she apparently after
she after we left she was like running around the town hiding in bushes because she didn't
want to leave and her husband was trying to get her to leave and she was like hiding in
basically plain sight but like thinking.
Like peekaboo when you're like when you're a kid and you think people can't see you because
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you can't see them and so she was like yeah it was a whole situation she was like texting
random people and just like she was like it was just bad so she's like I'm trying to minimize
that okay fast forward so that's the whole situation so she was using high noon not to
do all this right so then she's she's doing that and I'm like super hung over from the
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night before and I'm like I need to drink some water or something and then and then
they're like okay shots and I was like oh my god so they which is a good substitute for
water yeah so they bring out just shots of the girls for some reason so all of us girls
took a shot I had fireball and so we take the shot that that bar then we go to another
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bar and then one of the other guys thought it was a great idea to buy again all the just
the girls shots so I get another fireball shot and then another guy is like oh well he
bought all the girls shots I'm gonna buy all the girls shots so he buys all of us shots
then we do like a Mexican candy shot and then I don't know who else bought the last shot
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to be honest with you but another shot goes comes out and it's Mexican candy shot so we've
now done four shots and I was also drinking truly's and I had been drinking vodka so
earlier than they you know I had been drinking Bloody Mary's and vodka so does as a previous
bar so a lot of drinking happening and then shots so then the Mrs. Steelworker she we're
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in a vanilla bar she's like getting her tips out and we're like you have to put your tips
back in like I I was telling her I'm like I never want to hear myself saying this but
you need to put your tips away and ladies like I got her tips out and then I'm wearing
kind of like a crop top shirt that's loose and you had me take my broth previously in
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the day like did a vote at the table and was like should she take her broth yes or no so
then I took my broth so I had no brawn and this little crop top like barely hanging on
shirt and so I'm jumping around and then a total under boo was happening and then Mrs.
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Steelworker's got her tips out so then our other friend the husband he's standing next
to me and he's trying to hold my shirt down so that we don't get kicked out of this bar
because I'm just dancing with my hands in the air and like raising my shirt like the
roof and there's so many messy pictures I'm like oh my gosh my feet like it's just yeah
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I'm trying I was trying to find the song but there's the I think the DJ Khaled song was
like put your hands up yeah and they stay there and they stay there and you put your
hands up and then he would grab your shirt pull it down like holding onto my shirt for
dear life yeah appropriate for a vanilla bar so then at some point I just like we need
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to get out of here because yeah everybody was like getting really really fun but I mean
it's Sunday and it's like six maybe yeah we had to get home yeah we need to get out of
here so we get in the Uber and about and it's not that far maybe 15 minutes from our from
the bar to our house so apparently at some point in the Uber I just yeah so passed out
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I don't know so we're driving and you're like you said something like I'm not feeling good
I'm not feeling good I'm like all right baby we only have you know 10 minutes left or whatever
all right baby we only have five minutes left at some point your head just went bro and
just kind of like fell into my shoulder I'm like well I'm thinking if she's passed out
she's probably not throwing up sick so so we start pulling into our neighborhood and
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we're way at the end and the Uber driver starts to slow down and I'm like no no no keep going
because I'm like I'm gonna have to walk you all the way the driveway and up the stairs
just I want to get as close as this Uber driver can get yeah he pulls us all the way to the end
and as the has the cars come into a stop you know his his his app says you know you have arrived
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at your destination or whatever but it wasn't in English so I don't know what language it was um
I don't think it was Spanish because but it was just another language so it said another language
and you just went what the fuck and the driver started laughing because you were just like you
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went from being silent for like the last five minutes of the drive to what the fuck I'm like oh
god this is the start of a fun night so we get upstairs I basically carried you out of the Uber
yeah I know it's that and then uh yeah we started heading upstairs I have to walk you up the stairs
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and then you get me into bed I get you in the bed and then I'm just like babe oh no I got you in
the bed I tucked you in I thought my night was good yeah I thought all right cool this is all good
so I go downstairs and I throw a you know a steak and cheese and a microwave and I'm all one minute
30 seconds it's all ding and I go in to grab my plate I heard babe I was like what so I run upstairs
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and I'm throwing you're throwing up in bed and I'm like I'm like okay it's fine it's not our first
rodeo you know we all party right this is what happens when you party sometimes yeah you just
you just party too hard and especially two days in a row two days in a row shit happens so um
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so I get you uh I get well we continue just let you throw up just gonna be like all right yeah
whatever we have to take all the sheets off anyway it's not gonna change just get out as much as you
can and then I got you into the shower and then you sat on our oral bench and we turned on the
hot water and you were sitting on the oral bench just having a good time and then I'm like I'm
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changing the sheets and you know washing out stuff in the sink and and then I come back around the
corner and in your land on our flower floor in the shower and it's it's a recently remodeled shower
it's a party shower it's a big shower like I like I'm tall and I can lay fully out it and have plenty
of room so you're laying you're just laying on your and it has dual heads so I laid with my head
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not under the water one that was I was under the water was on the one where my legs were
so I'm like I was good you're good so I come around the corner I'm like okay so I'm I'm not
I'm not nearly as drunk as you are but I'm you didn't do any shots they only bought the shots I
was drinking I was doing long islands I mean I was I was feeling good but it was the shots it was
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like back to back to back shots but I was the responsible adult in this particular episode so
so you've had our moments with me being the opposite right so I was like all right cool so our our
our shower it's it's got like a ledge to it so if you block the drain it could flood yeah so at one
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point your butt cheek was blocking the drain so the water was starting to rise I mean it's only
going to go like two and a half inches so it's not like a drowning thing but it's a flood in our
bathroom yeah so I had to go in there and like pick your butt up so it would unplug the drain
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yeah and then at one point you rolled over on your side
and then I'm like just leave me here and I was like no babe I can't like I'll let you stay in
there for a little bit longer but I mean like I can't leave you in here like at some point I
as well would like to go to bed so like I'm fine with you being messy just just move the messy to
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the bed and then you're in there on you're laying on your side there for probably about an hour
really you're in there for a bit and then time flies when you're drunk I was having a really fun
when you're fast out and then because I went in there a few times I was like let's go and you're
like no I'm like well I'm not gonna I'm not gonna physically drag you out of the shower right like
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you have to be a will-in participant so I went back in there and then finally you're like okay
let's go and then um you didn't tell what you did first though what oh we're gonna talk about that
all right so we have this thing we have an agreement um that I basically have
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open consent to basically do whatever I want to her whenever I want to so oftentimes when she
um gets too drunk but you're horny I punish her by fucking her while she's drunk so um
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at one point while she was in the shower uh she she was she was on her side and I was like
now and I rolled you back over on your back and uh yeah you're like I'm good at that's a perfectly
good hole let's go so you went down on me too didn't you I went down on you and I I vaguely
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remember this yeah and I got the toys yeah I got the whips no whips that's crazy but um yeah so I
I was fucking you while you're you were drunk but you were awake yeah I vaguely remember it you
were making noises and stuff but I kept banging your head into the top of the shower
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the problem is you probably didn't feel good on your knees no because I was having to
uh let my legs spread open to like and my left leg was catching on the the tub rail and then my
right was catching on the wall so it was not comfortable whatsoever yeah and it wasn't like a
long experience so it's more of like I can do this right now because I looked in the shower
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earlier that day yes in a different position two different positions yes I sat on you in the reverse
yes and then standing standing I fully bent over standing over that I was like a human pretzel
yes so we've made use of the shower yeah but then at some point I finished all that I'm like
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you know I'm gonna hurt so much in the morning your face your knees your back my knees my back
I'm like I'm getting too old for all this like my pussy yeah my crack so I'm like in my head
I was kind of like I'm gonna get you in bed and I'm gonna continue yeah I'm gonna continue
you know punishing you in the bed and at some point I did get you up and then I got you in the
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bed and uh yeah it's kind of like finally my night was coming to me so we yeah nice clean sheets
we had we're both a mess you fell your face got punished and then the following day I got
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way too drunk I haven't gotten that drunk in a long time no it's gonna happen but it was the shots
like the shots literally every time yeah because it was like literally back to back to back like
within an hour or two four shots yeah plus drinks so the moral of the story is we had a good weekend
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we had a great fucking weekend there's a few parts in there I could have done without right
but you know what what's the saying I don't know there's a probably a saying in there that would
really work yeah we had a fun weekend though it was juice worth the squeeze the juice was worth
the squeeze you got blowjobs apparently you don't remember all of them I don't remember all of them
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a lot of that night was a blowjob
oh apparently oh apparently I told another another friend friend that he missed his
opportunity to get a blowjob I do not remember that and they actually gave you a birthday gift
yes so one of our friends and then also podcast listener starla vick they they wrote me a nice
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nice card and they brought me a buzz bomb buzz bomb buzz ball yeah big one it's a
like a giant but it's a huge buzz ball or whatever it was just slightly smaller than a bowling ball
yeah they actually brought that to um to the to the party for your birthday yes and apparently I had
told him he missed his opportunity for a blowjob I don't remember that so if you're listening
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your opportunity is not completely missed because I will blow you maybe maybe it was me that missed
the opportunity with him I don't know shit that the night like I'm telling you concussions will
fuck you up anyways I don't remember saying that thank you so much you guys for the gift
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and for listening they are they're sweetums my fellow sweetums um but anyways guys guys guys guys
so we have so much coming up first off in case you guys didn't catch the the last episode we do
actually have a phone number um 951 226 5261 you can text us there you can leave us voicemails if
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you text I'll probably text you back um you can also find us we have a community on Cassidy if you
just look up the sweet side of life we're uh we're in talks about uh becoming a uh getting
sponsored by sdc um we got a lot of stuff in the works so guys thank you it's like where are you
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going with this I'm totally freestyling a lot of podcasts have a piece of paper no I have we got
nothing we barely have brain cells we sit down before episode and we say what are we what are we
gonna talk about and I say we'll figure it out I'll figure it out and then I hit the record button
and then it's just literally a stream of conscious conscious made off the top of our head which is
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not always a good thing no especially when you're fresh off a concussion yeah I don't think you had
a concussion I don't think so either um I've had concussions before and that didn't feel like it
yeah definitely fucked me up a little bit though yeah um your eye looks crazy yeah looks pretty dope
um is there anything else we want to talk about we talked about swinger's couch podcast check them
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out swing the nation podcast our jingle thanks for the shout out thanks for the shout out thank you
starlet vick for the birthday wishes thank you vet couple thank you my chocolate milkshake
dtf less party through another fun party I kiss dr. feel good what's up I kiss dr. okay there you go
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yeah I was trying to think what else I did that night I'm like it's a little bit I have a friend
I know I have a friend that took pictures and I was like I was like I do not remember doing that so
so they have this thing he has this thing with taking a picture of my butt against somebody
else's who has a big butt mine is always the biggest it's like a butt-on-butt crime oh speaking
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of butt-on-butt crime we we have a um uh we have to get her permissions but we have a uh
a lady that modeled her butt with our podcast sticker oh yeah we have to get the permissions on
that we have a uh our friends from michigan our what are we gonna call them i don't know
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we'll figure out a name from them michigan friends we'll figure out they actually have names but I
like off the tommy and tommy and Liz Liz yeah yeah so they're our friends from michigan we have not
done a uh interview a FaceTime interview with them we haven't we need to we talked about doing it but
it's a time zone thing yeah we haven't done it yet there's a lot going we're supposed to be doing
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interview with swinger's podcast but he made us a logo yeah he made us a new logo for our
podcast um I don't think it's completely done yet but we're gonna be making merch I think you
were saying you wanted to do t-shirts and temporary tattoos and and like pens and like no pads and
shit yeah let's write notes to each other posters um yeah we're gonna post we're gonna
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commercialize this motherfucker um anyways I think that's gonna be it for now um is there anything
things we have coming up what do we have coming up we have nothing yet not well we're do we are
doing the plush we've gotten a lot of questions about that the plush yes yeah the new year's eve
plush party down in San Diego so we're doing that that's our next big event yeah we don't have
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anything in November we have we have some like local parties we might go to but as far as big
events november's kind of chill yeah and then december we'll see how december happens but at
the end december obviously the plush party so um so if you guys are going to that drop us a line
let us know well yeah if there's enough interest we might do like a like a podcast meeting greet
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or something like that at the event you know everybody can just come into our room and
like meet my meat oh my gosh they could meet and greet my meat oh geez we should probably close
us out i'm getting kind of tired you're getting kind of delusional yeah it's a concussion
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so when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and
keep shaking it up and don't hit your head on the concrete that's not part of it all right love you
baby don't do that love you too if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at
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the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com or you can always find us on any one of our
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