November 16, 2024 • 70 mins
We start this episode with a little Hitting the Streets with the Sweets from this past weekend. We ended up having a blast at the SanB party and maybe Emily even wrestled a snake?!
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Alright everybody, so...
That was labor.
It was.
Again, it's a late night.
So this episode's going to be slightly different.
You guys have clearly heard of, because it's basically world famous, is the hitting the
streets with the sweets.
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Versions of the episodes that we do.
We did a version, a couple of days, or last weekend actually.
Yeah, last weekend.
That never made it live.
Yes.
Because I could point to a lot of issues, but mostly it's just me being lazy.
I'm glad we've decided to take that part out.
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So what we're going to do is we're going to, really quick, we're going to send you back
in time.
A week ago.
Well, depending on when you're listening to this.
I need you to...
A week ago from when we were recording this currently.
Yes.
So a week back, so I need you to get into your...
What was the current back to the future?
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Delorean.
Delorean and make sure you...
Why did that just come into my brain?
I don't know.
Out of all the things that come into your brain.
It's the least thing I would expect.
Make sure you charge your gigawatts to one point.
I don't even know what it is.
Get your lightning ready.
Yes.
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Get your lightning ready.
We're going to send you back in time.
Very quick and just listen to our lead up, our hit in the streets with the sweets to
our last party.
And we'll see you guys back here in just a second.
All right.
We're here for another one.
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Like DJ Khaled.
Whether you like it or not.
Another one.
What are we doing?
Hitting the streets with the sweets.
And we are the sweets.
Side of life podcast.
Thank you.
Anyways.
I never can catch a hit.
You cannot.
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I'm terrible at that.
So we are on the road again.
That makes me want to say.
To our next step.
On the road again.
Who sings this on the go?
I just can't wait to get on me.
On the road again.
Unfortunately, you are correct in this moment.
Who's your original artist?
I have no idea.
All right.
So we are on the road.
We're on the freeway.
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Head into a kind of a last minute party.
The party's not last minute.
The party is not.
Our decision to go.
The party was planned without my knowledge.
In a place that we've never been before.
Far, far away.
I feel like this is outside of like Vegas.
This is feels like it's one of the further places we've driven to lately.
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I'll say lately.
Yeah.
Like just kind of a straight.
Kinda.
Maybe.
So we are headed to S and B parties.
Is that what it's called?
S, A, N.
Capital B.
Oh, S and B.
Yeah.
It's not.
I thought it was S and B, but it's a S, A, N, B.
So I don't know if it's S and B, S and B, S and B.
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I don't know.
I don't know how they announced this, or pronounced this particular.
But if you're on Cassidy, that's how we found it.
Yes.
It's through Cassidy.
So if you're looking, if you're in Southern California and you're looking for a party,
you can join their, they have a community.
Yes.
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S, S, S and B, S and B.
Whatever, however pronounced, you can find their community on Cassidy.
It's up in San Bernardino, which is where I think the San B part comes from.
I mean, San, Burdu, San Bernardino.
That's probably what it is, but so it's San B.
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Yeah.
But I like Sandovo.
Sandovo.
Sandovo.
So we're headed there.
We met this couple at Lust.
A little DTFLest party.
Yeah, DTFLest party.
Probably about six months ago.
And they let us know that they're doing parties.
They were just starting up at this point.
Yeah.
And we hadn't had a chance to come out here and check it out until today.
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So we originally going to do the mountainside greet, meet and greet.
Champions.
Because it's a lot closer for us.
So we were like, whatever, all the little things fell into place and we were able to get further out of town today.
So we were like, why not?
YOLO.
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YOLO.
Exactly.
YOLO.
So we are headed there.
There's some people that we know.
There's some people that normally we would see at the mountainside meet and greet that are actually supposed to be at this party.
So we'll see.
So if they're there, there's, we don't really know everybody, but the guest list looks pretty decent as far as size and people.
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The talent.
The talent.
The roster.
So we're excited to meet new people and see people that we already know.
Especially because the holidays are coming up and we are kind of like, hit or miss on whether we can get out and do things and go to places.
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Yeah, at some, at some point I got a North Pole.
I got to deliver a bunch of presents and stuff.
So we have, unfortunately, we're going to be missing the next two DTS less parties.
But if you are in Southern California, look up their community and their parties are fun.
So.
Check it out.
I got another car behind me that's black and I got their headlights off and it's pitch black dark out here.
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I hate that.
That's so annoying.
And you're not behind them to tell them.
Yeah, I can flash them from the front or back, but I can't.
I can flash them, but they're not going to help.
Maybe if I, not going to be kind of flash this going to help the situation.
Maybe if I turn off my headlights and then he realizes that he was just going by the glimmer of my tail lights.
Maybe.
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I don't know.
It's not black though.
The car is white.
Whatever.
I see it.
I am the worst.
We like our podcast just paused for a minute because we're looking at the car behind us.
Trying to navigate.
I'm looking at the car in front of us.
There's a whole lot going on here.
Digressing like a motherfucker.
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Yeah, I guess.
Or just trying to pay attention to the road while we're.
I will say people are driving like ass fucks.
I know like dickheads.
This whole night.
But anyways.
This is what happens when we leave and it's dark.
This is what happens when you try to do a podcast on a major freeway at night.
While you're trying to change freeways too.
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Because if you've ever driven in Southern California, you know these freeways are stupid.
I got Batman coming up behind me without his lights on.
Maybe.
Maybe I can tell him now.
Maybe.
That car?
Yeah.
White car.
Yeah, he looked black in my rear view.
I couldn't even see him.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we don't have a lot else going on because like I said, we have a private party
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we're going to go to.
Next weekend.
Next weekend?
Yeah.
Huh?
Tonight?
What are you talking about?
No.
For, because, okay.
What are you talking about?
I'm driving babe.
I can only half listen.
I know.
Next weekend we're going to a private party?
Yes.
What's the 50th?
Oh, I wasn't talking about that.
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That's vanilla.
Is it really?
I don't know.
I mean, I think it's going to be swirl.
It's going to be swirl.
It's going to be swirl.
Yeah, they're swirl friends.
It's a bunch of LS people in a room with a bunch of vanilla.
So it's going to be very swirl.
Yeah, I was talking about our next LS thing which is in December.
And it's a private party.
Yes, that is a private party.
You're changing months on me.
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I'm still November.
I think the rest of November is pretty much blocked out.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what's hard about this time of year.
It's hard.
So when we found this opportunity to get out tonight where we got to seize it and then
it gives us something else to talk about on our podcast because we went to a new place.
And hopefully we're able to come back again if it's good.
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We went to the Sanb party.
Sanb.
I'm going to have to talk to the host tonight and ask how they want to be pronounced.
It's got to be.
It's got to be.
But like I said.
And we've just crossed the county line.
We're now officially in Sanpa.
Now we're in Sanpa County.
All right.
It says we're 18 minutes away.
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Yay.
If we can make it with all these ass slots up there.
So the theme is sexy PJs.
The theme for Mountainside was or is red?
Yeah.
Like hot and red or something like that.
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You told me just red.
This is red.
But I mean there's more words.
Oh.
I simplified it just as red.
But it's like hot and red or steaming red or something like that.
Got it.
But yeah it's red.
So we ordered stuff for that because we thought we were going to go to that.
I ordered some red lingerie.
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A thong.
Yeah.
So but it worked out because it was just lingerie for me so I can wear it for sexy pajama as
well.
So I have two options.
I've got a red like teddy kind of thing.
And then I have a purple bodysuit.
A lace bodysuit.
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So we'll see.
I always lean towards the bodysuits.
I just feel like with my body type they look better.
But we'll see.
Ultimately I end up like 99% naked.
And also we got right now you're completely sober.
Yeah.
Once you have a couple of drinks then all of a sudden Les feels more comfortable.
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Yeah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
So anyway so that's what we're headed.
That's what we're doing.
We won't be able to post this tonight like we would normally want to do because the program
you're using to convert it doesn't work anymore.
So you got to find anyone.
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Yeah.
At some point.
Asshole.
But yeah so do we have anything else we wanted to talk about or promote because I don't think
we...
Tomorrow we're going out and partying in football style with some LS friends.
Yeah that always gets ratchet.
I feel like we talked about that on our last one.
And you told me I can only do maximum of two shots and I said I'm maxing myself out at
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zero.
Yeah this is...
It was a Sunday.
Last time was a four or five shotter.
That was a messy mess.
So we're going to like a two shot maximum for tomorrow.
Yeah we're going to one weekend.
And I felt like midday today my weekend should have been over already.
It's been a long day.
Rally.
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Rally.
So you're in the car you're like do you think you need another Starbucks?
I was like maybe.
Do I seem like I need another Starbucks?
Maybe.
Maybe.
We'll see as we get closer to the hotel.
Yeah so we're seeing the night out here.
That's what we do.
Don't drink and drive.
Uber.
Yeah.
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Anywhere you go.
And anything else babe?
Um no.
I don't have anything else to say.
Just currently trying to stay alive on the freeway.
Yeah these roads are kind of a nightmare right now.
So anyway so when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down, believe
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in unicorns and keep shaking it up.
Love you baby.
Love you too.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Alright welcome back everybody.
I hope you really enjoyed that hit in the streets with the sweets.
You know what's weird is to us right now it feels like it was just instantaneous.
Um the miracle of editing.
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Yes.
I hope you guys enjoyed that 12 to 15 minute hit in the streets.
I think it was like 10.
If I recall correctly there was a lot of traffic on the road and.
Yeah we started like yelling at cars.
There was almost road rage and it was a rough road but.
Yeah we started doing it at the wrong time.
Ultimately.
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Because surely after that it was like wide open.
Wide open spaces.
It's like we're all the freeways we're connecting.
It was like create.
Let's do a podcast right now.
Sounds like we're good.
With roads wide open.
So we made it to the party and we're going to recap that party.
But first we are going to bring out our cocktails because this is what we do.
Cheers.
Since we're not on the road right now.
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We are not on the road.
I took some tums.
So that first sip wasn't the best.
A little chocke.
A little chocke.
What do you uh actually I took the the Tums PM one.
So.
So you're about to fall asleep.
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I have about 20 minutes in me before I started getting drowsy.
But we take these Tums.
What's it called Tums.
They got melatonin in them.
Yeah.
And sleepy time.
So.
It's a magic.
As we get older we all deal with acid reflux.
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Heartburn.
So we have found.
Yeah.
That if we ingest two.
At some point we should be sponsored by Tums.
Right.
Yes.
Or at least by stock or something.
Because we both take two of these at night.
And it assists with our sleepy time.
And we came into my studio.
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And I walked in and I walked out.
Because I had like instant heartburn.
I'm sure everybody is enthralled.
Which is different than meat mouth.
Which is why sometimes that.
By your.
The way your body function.
You know what.
So I left the room.
I had to fart really quick.
So we have approximately 20 minutes before these Tums.
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PM kick in.
You're taking up 15 of it talking about them.
And that's fine.
That's fine.
So anyways what are you drinking my love.
I am drinking a.
Okay.
Enough about you.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
Margarita.
Well basically I got the costumigos.
The spicy one that came out.
It's fairly new.
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The spicy.
Yeah.
And I got like a jalapeno.
Tequila.
So I just basically made my.
Normal.
Margarita.
Which is four ounces of tequila.
But I used the costumigos.
Spicy one.
And then two ounces of lime.
A squeeze of agave.
And because it was a.
Spicy.
Margarita.
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I.
Did a.
Tahin rim.
Instead of salt.
Nice.
So I'm going to have.
Did you see that.
That tick tock ice did I send you that tick tock.
Where two guys are sitting across the bar.
And they're both licking the Tahin off their margarita.
And then they like make eye contact.
And then they're like.
And it got awkward.
And they're like sports.
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But China.
Boobs.
Like just trying to say the most like.
Did you send it to me on tick tock.
Or did you send it to me via messenger.
Messenger.
I haven't gotten to you.
Okay.
It's funny.
I'll get to it next week.
Yeah, that's a hot that you'll never get to it.
That's a heen rim.
I can't catch up with you.
His won't remind me of it anyway.
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So that's what I'm drinking.
So that's what you got.
Yeah.
All right.
Tonight I am going with one of my all time favorites, which we were surprised
that you hadn't had one yet on the podcast.
Yeah.
I went down the list and Bahama Mama.
Um, it's a fairly basic drink in my estimation.
However, a lot of bars don't seem to know how to make it and that's fine.
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But if we're on a lot of variations now, you would imagine.
But if you Google it, there's literally it's it's all pretty much within the world.
But if you're on a cruise ship and you order Bahama Mama, you're going to get it.
If you're in Florida somewhere, you're going to get it.
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You're at a beach bar somewhere.
You're going to get it.
Right.
But apparently if you go to like a sports bar and you order Bahama Mama, it's
normally like bartenders Googling it and then realizing they can't serve you that
much alcohol.
So basically in my, my version, which is kind of the standard version, it's, um,
it's just a coconut rum.
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In this case, it's Malibu because I did not have any of my stronger coconut
rum available to me.
So this is a Malibu coconut rum and you do like a white rum.
So in this case, it's Bacardi and then you do pineapple juice, um, OJ and a splash
of grenadine.
And that makes a beautiful.
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Oh, I thought it.
Oh, rum runner.
Rum runner.
That's what I was thinking of.
When you said like too strong.
I'm like, huh?
Yeah, it was rum runner.
I was thinking of the other rumors are pretty intense, if made correctly.
Maybe I, maybe I threw you when I said Florida, maybe because the rum runner
originated from what I understand in the keys.
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Yes.
Maybe.
However, that is not what I'm drinking tonight.
Okay.
Just a straight up.
Bahama mama.
So it's a very sweet, um, just like me, Mr.
Sweet.
Oh yeah.
Um, and I'm drinking spicy just like me.
You have a spicy page.
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I do have a spicy page.
So, um, so anyways, what were we talking about?
Oh yeah.
We're going to recap.
Oh, before we go any further, um, we're going to, we're going to add some, we got
some things we're going to be adding here to the, um, to the equation here.
So first off, we enjoy your interaction.
So if you guys want to get ahold of us, there's a couple of different ways now.
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Um, we've been getting voice mails.
We get in voice mails, text messages.
So we have a sweet side of life, um, phone phone number.
What did I space?
It is.
All right, everybody, do you have your, do you have your pens out?
Uh, your number two pencils, nine, five, one, two, two, six, five, two, six, one.
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Once again, repeat it.
I have.
Yeah.
I have, you're going to get my phone number like nine, five, one, two, two, six, five,
two, six, one.
That is our officially official podcast number.
We got a voicemail from, I just yoned.
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It's terrible.
I, we got a voicemail from, um, a guy who he translates our podcasts for his wife.
Yes.
He, they came from Argentina or Brazil.
I can't remember.
They're, they're living in New York now.
Yeah.
I remember that he said they're living in New York, but yeah, he trans, his wife
doesn't speak English as well as he does.
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So he translates our podcasts for her.
We got a, I got a couple.
He told us we could, and there was somebody else who said they could, we
could add another, another country to their list, our list.
Yeah.
We actually, we got one, um, let me see, trying to figure out.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we got, that's right.
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There's a couple out there that, uh, barred our, our idea of, um, the original
swingers, Flintstones.
Oh yeah.
During Halloween time, we had some people send us pictures.
So they went to their vanilla party as Wilma and Fred.
Yep.
And then they changed when they went to their, um, Swinger party as Fred and Betty.
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Yeah.
They sent us a couple of pictures.
Cause we talked about, that was probably my favorite costume that we did.
I paused on that photo for a few minutes.
Yeah.
That's her tips, her nice tips.
Yes.
Um, but yeah, so that was my favorite costume.
A and C.
If you're out there.
Awesome.
Um, we, anyway, we had mentioned that was like our favorite costume that we had
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done and some people got it and some people didn't.
So that's, oh, here, here's the, oh, Argentina.
Okay.
Argentina.
Yeah.
So they're a couple from Argentina.
They're in New York now and, uh, he's an avid listener and he, like you said, uh,
Translate, I was like transcribes now translates all, all of our podcast and, um,
they were saying they would hope to meet us and at the, like a lifestyle
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convention in Vegas and I was looking for it.
And I think it's the one in June that I was showing you.
Um, we might try to make it.
We're not a hundred percent sure.
June's a busy month, but we'll see what we can do.
Also it's hot as hell in Vegas.
It is hot as hell.
That's great for pool parties.
Yeah.
Speaking of pool parties, um, whispers in Las Vegas asked, uh, if you were
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interested in going out and do like a podcast live from one of their pool
parties, of course we are.
Right.
So we're working out those details.
So we got a lot of cool, a lot of cool shit coming up.
And then, um, I heard back from my chocolate milkshake.
Okay.
So, um, yeah, she, uh, that was her debut on our podcast ish.
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Kind of a debut ish.
Like, I mean, we've talked about that.
We've talked about them, but like fully like talked about her.
Yeah.
And, um, yeah.
So she reached out via the tech.
She did.
So yeah, you guys are, here's a deal.
Um, if you call, leave a voicemail, it'll probably never hear from me or us,
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but if you text us, there's a good chance we'll text back cause I get that.
And I, I'm able to respond.
Easy.
That would be too complicated, but leave a, leave a voicemail.
Leave a voicemail and we'll text you back.
A voicemail.
And you can also email us at the sweet society, the sweet side of life podcast at
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outlook.com.
That's the best.
So.
All right.
We've covered that.
So now, if you've listened to the first part of the episode that hit in the streets,
we were heading to a party.
Yes.
It was, we were heading to the San Bo.
The last minute.
Sambo.
Sambo party.
Sambo party.
But I think we've since realized it's.
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Samby.
We were kind of thinking it was.
We were pretty sure it was, but it was.
I have more fun called the Senbo party.
It was distracting us as we were driving.
Yes.
Talking about the ways you could pronounce it.
So it was a really good party.
All right.
Have a good night.
The hosts were super welcoming.
We had met them.
We had already, I mean, obviously we just talked about the fact that we had met them
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at a last party.
And.
First of all, the hotel they recommended was.
Dead off.
Brand new.
So it was super nice.
The bar was open.
They made really good drinks actually at the bar.
You had a really good Long Island.
And I had a really good whiskey.
So our Ares or Ares Ares.
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I don't know if I mean, I think the brand in general, it looked like a nice brand,
but this hotel was literally like brandy.
You could smell that brand before.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
But I, yeah.
I never stayed.
I don't think I've ever stayed at one, but our room was ginormous and we just got like
a regular king room and it was like ginormous.
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Like ginormous.
It was super nice.
Like I said, super new.
So if you do end up going to that party and you want to stay out there, I do
recommend it was a 15 minute Uber drive or like Uber ride from the hotel.
And again, the hotel had a bar in it and like light bites if you wanted to just eat
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there, drink there and then do your hotel thing or whatever.
And it was really close to a mall that had like a bunch of other restaurants.
So super good location.
Good stuff.
Um, and the, uh, trying to find the last thing.
And yeah, so we had a, so we, you had a long island.
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I see I had a whiskey sour.
We ate at a restaurant across the street.
Basically, that was really good.
We ate super fast though.
Cause we're like, let's get in and let's get out.
Cause it took us longer to get down there than we had anticipated and we wanted to
get to the party.
Like you normally like to get to the party on time.
Well, the thing with, like we've discussed in the past.
Uh, I have minor anxiety issues.
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So I don't like to walk in to a party that's already a hundred percent going.
I, I like to be one of the first.
I like to find a corner.
I like to find a chair, acclimate, acclimate to the, the vibe and then build it up and
then go from there.
Stop yawning.
I know.
Stop looking at me as I'm yawning.
So I'm looking at you.
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It's making you yawning.
Not making me yawning, but stop looking at me as I'm yawning.
I love it for us.
So anyways, um, really quick before I forget, if you guys are like in the Southern
California area and you want to check out exactly what we're talking about.
If you go on, um, Cassidy, that's the only, um, LS, uh, Dave inside.
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We're currently on currently, I say that because we're going to sign something up
here soon with SDC.
Um, but if you look in the community section, S A N B parties, you just find that
community and you will join it and then you'll get all the parties because they
actually have another one coming up.
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Yeah, they do a monthly monthly party coming up.
The next one is we just actually got the invite today.
Um, I'll find it here really soon.
But yeah, they, uh, highly recommended.
So keep going.
So they, um, I just wanted to spit it out while I had the information.
Yeah.
So, so hotel was great.
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Um, and then so we Ubered to the location and it's actually like a big house, very
big on a lot of property.
I mean, for Southern California now, if we're talking about like in Montana,
probably not a lot of property, but no, it wasn't acreage for Southern California.
It was a big spread.
You're not going to have a herd of cattle.
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Yeah.
But it was a big spread for Southern California.
So, um, first they had like what you first, um, see is the lights.
They had the red lights.
They had consistent red lights through the whole house.
Like everything looked nice and dimmed and sexy and not like, I don't know.
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It looked nice.
It didn't.
My biggest thing is vibe and, uh, ambiance.
Yeah.
Um, so all like all of the recess lights in the house were like the RGB LEDs where
you could like change the colors.
Yeah.
So they're all red.
Yeah.
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Every single bulb in the house was an RGB bulb.
So everything was red.
So it's very, it was consistent throughout the whole house.
It was dimmed down.
It was sexy and then they, all their decorations, like you were saying,
the areas that were blocked off were.
Yeah.
So any, so obviously they had like part of their house, like for the instance,
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like the primary bedroom and, you know, part of their house was locked off for
not everybody to get into, but then they had a large part of their house was open.
So they had a huge open, like what would have been their living living room area,
but they had all their couches kind of pushed to the side.
Yeah.
And then like what was blocking the area that they didn't want people to go in,
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like they moved a bookshelf in front of a door and then they had the DJ set up
in a corner where they, it looked like maybe that would be where the primary
bedroom door would be.
And then they had just if they, there was one part where you're going to the
bathroom, they had one of those like kind of like accordion, like if you were
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going to like dressing, if you're going to dress behind a little, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, accordion.
Well, I forgot their call, but anyway, they had that set up till I kind of
block you from that area.
So everything looked like it flowed very well.
Flow was very nice.
Yeah.
And then they had two bathrooms inside and then they had three playrooms
inside for four playrooms inside and then they had.
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Well, I guess one of the playrooms was, yeah, but they advertised for playroom.
So we had one off the patio.
Three was inside.
Um, and then so they had two, uh, two, you know, one, one, no, two private
playrooms inside one that had a St. Andrew's Cross and a spanking
bench in it and a massage table initially.
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Yeah.
I wasn't sure when she was giving us the tour, if that was something she
was just saying, or we should, we could use it or it did get taken out.
The, the, the, when we went in there towards the end of the night, it was
taken out.
Oh, I wasn't sure if she was just saying like, Oh, this is here.
Like kind of like just don't ignore it.
I don't know.
I wasn't, I didn't get the vibe was like, Oh yeah, use the massage table.
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I was all about using a massage table, but when we went in there towards
the end, it was gone.
I was like, Oh, okay.
Okay.
So anyway, um, cause she, she did say this is not a good massage.
Yeah.
I do recommend it.
But, um, so anyway, so inside they had that and then they had their big kitchen set
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up with, you know, they, and where they didn't want you to go into like their
kitchen area with their, um, you know, their refrigerator and stuff.
They had it like, yeah, they had it like velvet roped off, but there was still
plenty of room.
They had high top tables, with bar stools, you know, period, like throughout, um,
the big open area when you first walked in was basically the dance floor and
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they had like laser lights and things like that.
And then on the patio, it was all covered.
And then right, and that's where the bar was.
Um, and then right off they had lockers and then right off the, the patio
was like a garage, like a one car garage.
They converted to a playroom.
And it was a group.
That was a group play, playroom.
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They had like two beds in there and a boy or couch.
Yeah.
And then, um, like I said, the patio had, it also had the high top tables
with the bar stools.
They had heaters, like I wasn't cold.
They had fire, um, the fire, like two or three fire pits underneath there.
They had a place where you could take a picture, um, with like a backdrop that
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had like a light on it because everything else was super dim.
Yep.
They had, you know, neat, like some neon lights, um, that had their name,
which I, we took a picture in front of us.
So I'll put that on our Tik Tok.
Send the parties.
Yeah.
Um, and then they just, it was just like, it was just very, it was very open.
There was a ton of people there, but I never felt crowded, but it felt full.
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You know what I mean?
Like we walked in and the dance floor was busy and it looked full, but then you
were outside and you felt like there was a lot of people outside too, but you
never felt like crowded.
I wasn't have, I wasn't like, excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah.
It was never like, it was very, very, very crowded.
It was very open and they also had two porta-potties outside.
Oh yeah.
They had two porta-potties outside for the end wash station.
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Yeah.
The only thing is the porta-potty should have had the lights in them.
That's the only I never went out there, but you said that you had to go get your
phone.
Yeah.
Cause I left my phone in the locker cause I'm like, what do I need it?
Yeah.
And then when I went to pee, I'm like, well, this is where I need it.
Yeah.
So I had to hold the door open to pee.
So that's a, that's, that's such an easy fix.
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Right.
Like a little sticking, sticking like battery, battery, yeah.
Done.
Super easy.
So that would be my, probably really my only recommendation for their setup.
I think other than they had a snake in one of their rooms.
So when she's giving us one of the private play rooms, when she's giving us the tour,
there's this like room, one of the private play rooms and it has this like, it's just draped.
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Something's draped over it.
Honestly, she didn't even have to tell me there was a snake in there.
We could have just let it be like, I could have thought that was their fish tank.
It's not like, like you said, it's not like the snake is going to bark at me that I,
that I'm going to know it's a snake in there.
Right.
Well, let it be known.
You have a huge snake phobia.
I have a snake phobia.
So she's like, oh yeah, there's a snake in there.
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Just leave her alone.
She doesn't get out.
And if she, if she does, she's fine or whatever.
I'm like, I don't think she said, if she gets out, it's fine.
I don't recall that part of the conversation.
That's what I heard.
I don't know.
I was like, no, what she said is there's a snake in there.
She doesn't get out.
It's fine.
And you heard if it gets out, it's fine.
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Don't fight it.
Just let it strangle.
No, I think she said it was a boa because she's like, it's not going to bite.
If worst case scenario, it's strangles you like that sounds like kind of fun.
Terrible.
So I'm like, yeah, I'm not playing in that room.
So we, so there's a lot of people there that we had previously seen when the DTF
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community used to do their, their meeting greets at Pepe's.
And since then that stopped, but we've met a lot of people there.
So there was a lot of people we hadn't seen in a while that used to go to those.
And then there was also some people that still as part of the DTF community go to
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the last parties and the host purposely said, she's like, I purposely don't have my
parties on the night of less parties.
Like why am I trying to fight, you know, the same community, which I think is so smart.
Well, you know, actually, you say that I was looking at the party invite that we just got sent.
And the next less party is on December 14th and she scheduled her party December 7th.
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Yeah.
So she's actively making sure that she doesn't, she said she actively, which is key.
Yeah.
Amongst party because we're all in Southern California and we're all part of the same
group and we share a lot of the same members.
Yeah.
We saw like a bunch of people that we knew at that party that we were at.
And if like people don't want to split their time, you know, be like, oh, like, well,
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I'll just go who's where's closer.
If I know more people at one or whatever the case may be like, you don't want to have to
choose, especially because it's like, it's like some weekends are dead.
Yeah.
And there's nothing to do.
And you're like, God, I wish there was something to do this weekend.
And then some people weekends, it's like 10 things to do.
And you're like, fuck, I have to pick.
I much rather have like an option every weekend.
Yeah.
And then you choose like, however, yeah, yeah, however you can, you know, do what you can
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do.
So anyway, I thought that was super smart of her to make sure she actively doesn't conflict
with another group that in this area, there's at least I would say five to six groups that
actively plan parties.
Yeah.
So it's good if they can kind of work together and not have, you know, as many conflicts,
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but everybody right like in December, everybody's trying to throw a Christmas party.
And they're like, all right, we're going to throw a Christmas party in March.
Yeah.
I mean, there is only so many weekends in the month, but I know what it's going to do
the Christmas weekend.
Yeah.
So it anyway, but it does make sense that she at least attempts to do that.
And I can appreciate that.
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So anyway, they had a great setup and we were new to this party.
Again, we did know some people, but we were new for the most part to this party.
And it was a big group of people.
Yeah.
So there were a lot of people there we didn't know.
And maybe we had seen on Cassidy or and by we, I mean you because I'm never on there
or whatever, but everyone was so welcoming.
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I hear a lot of people talk about like, oh, this was clicky.
That was clicky.
You know, I didn't feel that way at all.
I felt like very much people were super friendly.
Talk to us, you know, and that definitely didn't have anything to do with your tips.
I was like, I'm just being out, I was before my tips were out.
They saw what was coming.
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They got a preview to the big show.
Um, but yeah, so I don't know everybody.
I just felt like everybody was super friendly and nice.
And I think the thing with clicks is people fall victim to clicks because they're also
very much inside their own head.
Yeah.
So I am in my own head a thousand percent of the time, but if you allow yourself to kind
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of get past that and just talk to people, right, things aren't not, not quite as clicky
as you may think, right?
Like clicks are like groups of friends and they're groups of friends because they see
each other at parties all the time.
So naturally they're going to talk to each other because it's easy.
It's natural.
Plus it's like when you catch up with people or talk, you know what I mean?
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Like some of this stuff.
It's like, cause some of these people too, like that we did talk to, like we hadn't seen
again since like Pepe days.
And there was a lot of people that like, we remember you guys from a while ago.
So anyway, so I thought everybody was super friendly.
The host came over multiple times to check in on us, make sure we were good, having a
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good time and the hostess.
Yeah.
The host and the hostess.
To check in on us to like make sure we were, you know, having a good time.
We were not needing anything.
We were, you know, like she, she, especially her, like her husband or her significant,
he was very friendly as well, but she was very much like, are you good?
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Like, you know, chatting and just very much like trying to make sure we were good.
So that was good.
So anyway, I highly recommend it from that perspective.
And then from the other perspective, it was nice to be in a place where we didn't have
to be worried about the music or worried about the drinks or worried about, you know, making
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people feel comfortable or really anything like that.
We just kind of do what we wanted to do.
And normally at the DTF parties, like I handle the music and your sister-in-law handles the
bar and which kind of also we're also semi involved in it.
Cause you know, we're always like eyes on it.
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And then just, yeah, like we're, we're, we're not hosts there, but we're always there.
So we're definitely kind of running around talking to people, but it was nice not kind
of having that layer of responsibility.
Yeah.
Like I could just get drunk and not fall at this party.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Spoiler alert.
I did not fall.
Yeah.
So we spent some time kind of watching in the playroom that was off the patio.
Yes.
Not the room to snag.
There was some, not the snake.
Well, that was a private room.
We never once saw that room again after the initial tour.
Look at that.
You wouldn't even go that hallway away from the bathroom.
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Good thing it was on that site.
I don't know, like the end of the house.
So I didn't even have to really go over there.
But anyway, so we, we did some watching there was some girl on girl play in the main room
or the playroom, the group playroom.
We'll call the garage playroom.
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Yeah.
So we were in there kind of watching that, which was fun.
Was that when you had a shirt on that said feeling feral and then you were like, I don't
know if I'm feeling feral.
I wasn't feeling feral.
And so then I was like, well, let's, let's just, let's do this.
Let's see what's going on here.
You're like, okay, let's see what's going on in here.
And then I was like, let's play with your dick a little bit while we're in here.
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Let's see if you're feeling feral now.
Sometimes that's all it takes.
Was that when?
No, it was the second time we were in there.
So we went in there once kind of watched a little bit and then unfortunately some guy
came in and was talking very loudly about my boobs and I wasn't part of anything going
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on.
So it was, I was not part of the play and it was kind of like an inappropriate time,
like cause the people were playing and we were just watching and it was like, he was
kind of loud and it was a bit much like, okay, like let's take this like out.
If you guys have ever been in a playroom, you know that.
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I've been shush for my life.
So you have been shushed.
And I try to be conscientious of that.
So yeah, if you've ever been in a playroom, you know, it's typically fairly quiet with
the exception of music and then of course.
Yeah, or whoever's playing can make whatever noises they want to make, you know, but when
you're outside conversation, when you're just, yeah.
When you're watching, you should either be watching or you should be out.
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Like you shouldn't be having like a side conversation inside of a playroom.
Like that's just not the right etiquette or time.
So once it started like that, I was like, okay, I'm going to exit this room because
this is like, so I just left and then you left behind me.
Yeah.
And so then we later, we went back into the playroom when another like couple or whatever
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we saw going in there and there was some more girl and girl stuff going on.
And then I, you were standing there and handed you my drink.
So hold on.
Sounded very medical.
So there was a particular, particular lady that when we first walked in, she initially
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caught my eye.
She was standing by the, the fire pit and she was fit.
Yeah.
I was going to say fit.
I was going to say fit.
Very fit.
Like she took her, her gym very seriously.
Yeah.
Cross fit.
Cross fit.
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One of the things I'm attracted to is confidence.
So she exuded confidence.
Exuded confidence.
Clearly.
So I was, I was like attracted to her.
So we kind of went an hour, hour and a half, two hours.
And at one point, like you said, she went into that room.
So now like, so this particular girl and you were like, Hey, the girl you were looking
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at, she just went into that room.
Let's go perv on her.
Yeah.
That's kind of what I heard.
Yeah.
So I had kind of overheard their conversation, her conversation, her and her husband's conversation
with another couple.
And they were talking about like, Oh, well, we're soft swap only.
And then I kind of got the impression that their dynamic is more lean towards, you know,
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she's bi.
Yeah.
So they focus on girl on girl kind of more activity.
And so I had heard that.
So then I was like, okay.
So yeah, I'm like, Oh, she's going in there with a girl.
Like let's go back in there and see what's going on.
So we got went in there, but there was already people on the couch watching because there
was already, I think a couple or two people in there.
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Yeah.
The perv couch was already taken.
Yeah.
So we kind of like scooted over to the corner.
I was up against the wall and just kind of watching.
And then that point they were just kind of doing some basic.
Yeah.
I honestly don't know.
I watched for a little bit.
And then I was like, all right, well, I'm going to go down on you.
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So I handed you my drink and I blew you while you were watching the girls.
And then I saw I'm standing there and they, it was kind of weird.
They concluded it was like almost like a, all right, we're done.
Then they stood up and it was almost like a handshake and a high five.
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And then the, the, and I didn't see any of this because I was blowing.
You were blowing me as a good girl should.
And they walked out.
So the, the, the, the fit girl was standing there and she was just kind of looking around
like, you know, like what's next.
Yeah.
And clearly she was attracted to you because I mean, duh.
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So you're down on your, you're not down on your knees.
No, I'm squatting.
You're squatting, but you're all the way down.
And then she came up behind you and kind of looked at me and she goes, she's like, is
she going to be freaked out if I like come behind her?
And I was thinking to myself, I'm like, like, what, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Like, are you going to like body slammer or like, are you going to tickler?
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Like it could go, um, no, any different ways.
And I go, no, no, no, she's fine.
Are you going to stick your finger in her ass?
You probably won't like that.
And I was just like, well, I had some dice and I just rolled them.
You're like, sure.
And I was like, no, I think she'll be fine with whatever I hope you're going to do.
Yeah.
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And then she just kind of came up behind you and started rubbing on you and you like turn
around really quick.
You're like, whoa.
Well, I was trying to figure out who's rubbing my butt.
Exactly.
You're like, whoa.
And then, um, so at that point, uh, I stood up and then her and I started making out.
You stopped sucking my dick.
I stopped sucking your dick.
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You passed me off.
I did.
I left you.
I left you and I went and I was thinking out with her and we were just doing like very
soft stuff.
It was, that's not like your vibe.
But your, you'll, you'll do the things.
But like in that case, it was just kind of like, you're just there.
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You're just kind of going with the flow and she was not aggressive.
Yeah.
So, so we were making out kissing boobs, sucking boobs.
I can toes.
I can toes.
No, she had her nipples pierced.
There was like a million girls that had their nipples pierced.
Yes.
I'm a pierce nipple guy.
Yeah.
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And so we were just kind of like touching and kissing and then it was, I don't even know
how it ended.
I think it was kind of the same thing.
Like, okay, like that was fun.
It was, it was very much that it was like, all right, you know, we've had a little bit
of fun.
Yeah.
Like, you know, we, we like both bowed to each other.
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They friend requested us though.
Oh, apparently your, your boobs are good enough.
So, so then we continued the party and we went back out.
Yeah.
Back out into the main area and kept having some drinks.
Yeah.
So there, what was funny when I thought about, when I said the thing about the girl rubbing
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my, my butt, I was, I thought about the time when we were standing in line at the bar and
then the girl that we had previously like seen at Pepe's or whatever, I guess came up
behind you and was like, oh, move your hand to rub my butt.
And I immediately knew it wasn't you because she was going counterclockwise versus clockwise.
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And then I turned around and I was like, she was, how did you not, how did you know it
wasn't him?
And I was like, because he doesn't go counterclockwise.
She's like, damn it, you should have told me.
Counterclockwise is just awkward.
It's like left or right hand.
I didn't know there was a, I didn't know there was a way I had to go.
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But I was like, yeah, there's, I think like we both know how we touch each other.
Yeah.
I think, I mean, I think most like primary partners or, you know, married couples or
whatever your situation is.
I think you're going to know that touch.
Yeah.
Like you told me you're like, you can make me come in like five seconds.
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And I'm like, it's because I know your buttons.
I can get head from so many people and have a fantastic time.
Yeah.
And I'm like, you know, we're Gertz, like I love it.
But then you're like, all right, we're done.
And you're like, it's like, it's just two seconds because you know my two buttons.
Yeah.
Um, but I'm the only one who can push those buttons.
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It's not a rule that you can't, but not everybody knows those buttons in the correct combination.
Plus I think it has to do with like, like just comfortability too.
Like, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when we're with friends and stuff, I was going to get my say strangers, but when we
are with friends, it's more about the experience and the fun.
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And for me, it's not about coming.
Yeah.
I'm not looking to come.
I mean, if it happens, fantastic.
Exactly.
But I'm not ever going to, we've talked about this before.
Yeah.
Like I don't put that pressure on myself and I don't put that pressure on other people.
Um, like we're here for a good time.
Because both of us is going to be unlikely in a place situation for both of us.
It's like, we're going to have a good time and then, you know, we can finish each other
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off later.
Yeah.
We're the next day.
Whatever it is.
Yeah.
Defending on how tired we are.
So, um, so yeah, we continued the party and then we were kind of talking to some other
people that we have talked to at less parties and other places we've been.
Some friends of ours.
And then we went in, we went back into the, the garage playroom, the garage playroom and
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they were in there, right?
They came in after us.
No, what I recall is you and I went in there and we were just kind of looking around like
at that point I was feral.
Yeah.
Like, then you were feeling feral.
Like the alcohol kicked in.
I was out of my mind, like my, not out of my mind.
I know.
I was like, look crazy.
No, I was like, I was out of my own head.
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Yeah.
I was out of my head.
Um, anxiety had calmed down and I was definitely like feeling feral.
So it's like, all right, let's go into this room and see what trouble we can get into.
And we're standing there and then all of a sudden that's, that's when he comes in.
Yeah.
So we were kind of like, okay.
And he's like, Hey.
Yeah.
Well, and then, um, yeah.
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So then he's like, Hey, we got a, um, we've got a private playroom.
Yeah.
And not the one with the snake.
And I said, well, it's not the one with the snake.
Is it?
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, it's the front one.
I was like, okay.
So he's like, let's go in there.
And so we're like, okay.
So you have to like, fry our backpack out of the locker.
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That was like, it's like, his wife was waiting in the, in the bedroom, kind of like, like
marking it like, Hey, nobody else come in here.
We're marking this.
We're, we're going in there.
We claimed it.
Yeah.
And then I was grabbing my, like my, my special bag.
Yeah.
So you're, yeah, you were getting, but it was like the, trying to get the backpack
out of the locker.
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I had my backpack.
And it was like, trying to get it out.
And he's just standing there looking at us.
And I'm like, I promise this is like, we're not like, this is so funny.
It's like, the backpack was stuck.
There, our backpack was twice the size of their locker.
So I had to shove it in.
And it was fine, except when you're trying to get shit out in a hurry.
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And you're, you almost pulled the whole damn.
Yeah.
I remember that.
You're intoxicated.
Cause I was like, I grabbed it to hold it back.
I'm like, okay, babe.
Here's the thing, as a man, any men out there can, can just totally agree with me.
Um, we'll try a couple of polls and then eventually we just go to force.
Like, I'm going to outmuscle this.
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I'm like this whole locker was not about to come down.
It was not secured to the ground or the wall.
None of it.
It wasn't California earthquake.
So it was not.
So it did not have earthquake, earthquake snaps or anything.
So yeah, I, at that point I'm like, I know there's a room.
And there was like a big, um, truck on top of it.
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Like one of their, I don't know, remote control.
I don't know what it was.
That could have hit me in the head.
Yeah.
I literally was like, okay, babe, relax.
Like I was holding it.
I'm like, relax.
Like, calm down.
I had a boner.
I had to go.
So, uh, eventually we get, I got the thing out.
Yeah.
It's just such a small bag, but it was a huge backpack because our backpack is what we carry
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our liquor in, it's what we carry, you know, our phone chargers and our wallets and everything
is in that bag.
But anyway, so I got the bag out.
Yeah.
So we go to the, we go to the playroom and, um, she's laying on the bed, but fully dressed
just, you know, kind of walking it.
Yeah.
Just like, I'm sleeping.
And then I'm like, well, I don't know what is going on on this bed.
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So we kind of are trying to look for like new sheets or something to put on there.
So her and I like see this dresser and we're like, okay, let's open it and see if there's
like something in here to like put on the bed to like cover it.
So we just basically started covering it in towels.
Meanwhile, you had gotten completely naked while we're doing this.
You were turning around and I was like, I wasted time at my backpack and I was making
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up that time in the room.
I'm, I try to be as efficient as possible.
So, um, so then you're like, what's going on?
Yeah.
And you're like, okay, well, we're going to start off with soft play and then we'll see
where it goes.
And then they're, then they're like, oh, we're only soft play and we're like perfect.
Like it's easy for us, you know, like we're not pushing for anything more than what anyone
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wants to do.
And honestly, soft play puts a little bit less pressure on both of us in certain circumstances
where I was totally ready to fuck him though.
Wait, what?
But it just puts a lot less pressure, you know, like there's certain instances where
I wanted to go further and it's like, okay, that didn't go as far as I wanted.
But then there's other ones where I'm like, okay, I'm kind of done.
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Like I've done what I needed to do.
So it was good.
We like, we're like, okay.
And they're like, we're only soft play.
Perfect.
Perfect.
You know what?
I got another saying.
All right.
So we have a saying that says we're more, we're here more for the hang than the bang.
We are more about the flow than the go.
Boom.
Geez.
Boom.
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That's right.
Fuckers.
Okay.
Jingle guy.
That's right.
Everybody, if you guys, in case you didn't hear, I wrote the jingle for the, uh, Sweeney
Nations Tuesday talks.
Tuesday talks podcast.
I don't like to brag, but boom.
Anyway, so yeah, we're here more for the float and go, which is very much like a, we'll
start here and then we'll see where it goes.
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Yeah.
But then they had a hard stop and that was perfectly fine with us.
Like I will eat pussy all day long.
Yeah.
And I think, so I know like he got in, like we both got undressed and he, I went down on
him and I think she was doing the same.
Yeah.
We, we kissed a little bit and then she went down on me and then she, she told me to, to
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lay down on the bed.
She's like down.
Oh, okay.
Tell me twice.
Yeah.
So I was still blowing him up right.
And then he told me to lay down.
So is that when you flipped her?
Yeah.
I think initially.
Yeah.
So then he told me to lay on the bed and then he was going down on me and then all of a
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sudden you, I get, I don't know.
I was like, at that point I'm going down a hurry.
Yeah.
You're going down.
That's why I knew you were going down.
I think it was like, once I hit the bed, once you went, then I'm like, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then I'm laying on the bed and he's going down on me and then all of a sudden I'm just
like, whoo.
And I start laughing because that's what I do and I'm laughing and I'm like, just so
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you know, I was like, I'm fine.
I'm clean.
I showered, but you are licking my butt.
And you guys are like laughing.
And I'm just laughing because my legs were basically behind my head.
Like my legs were all up in the air and I'm just like, I had everything exposed.
I was just like, I don't, that's not my go.
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It's not your usual life.
It's not my go to.
So I was just like, hey, just so you know, that's my butt.
You're in area 51 right now, sir.
I just, because some people that might not be their thing and he may not have known it
was dark in there.
It was dark.
And I just remember it's not my thing, but I'm totally down for it to be my thing.
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So I had her in a similar position, I had my, my hands just underneath her knees.
Yeah, on her thighs.
Yeah.
And I was holding her up and then wait, when you said that I lifted her all the way up
and I put her butt in my, my face.
I'm like, Oh, is this like what we're doing now?
And like, I was going, she's like, nope, nope, nope.
I'm like, all right, fair enough.
Lured her back down.
I'm like, if this is like, cause typically if a guy does something to a girl or to you,
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then that tells me that it's probably what they do.
It's probably their, how they play, you know?
Yeah.
So you're like, Oh, okay.
If a guy is like trying to lick yours, then I'm like, I'm down.
I'm like, whatever pleases her.
I will do it all.
You know?
So I'm like, is this what we're doing?
She's like, nope.
I'm like, all right.
But that was pretty funny.
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So, um, so then I'm like, okay.
So then I think, so then I flipped him back over on the bed and I was giving him head again.
I think I got flipped too.
I think, I think we were all like kind of in unison.
And then he was, he was like, Oh, get on me and like just, he wanted me just to grind
him.
Well, that was, it was a little bit later cause at that point we got a knock on the door.
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Maybe yeah.
We had like one knock on the door and they said like 15 minutes.
So at this point it was 145 cause the party was in the net too.
Yeah.
Cause we went, we started our play like way late.
Yeah.
I couldn't even tell you what time I don't wear a watch and I don't have my phone.
So I couldn't, I couldn't, I wouldn't have said like, Oh, our play started at
like XYZ time.
I had no idea.
I had zero time outside of the shutdown time.
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Yeah.
So I would say we probably started playing at 115.
Okay.
Yeah.
So then they knocked on the door to say 15 minutes or like, okay.
Yeah.
So then he kind of, he wanted me just like to grind and then like make out.
So we were doing that.
Like he was laying on the bed and I was kind of just grinding.
I think that's probably like, like, uh, since they aren't full swap, that's kind of like,
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it's like the cheat.
Yeah.
A loophole.
So I'm like, okay, go for it.
So, um, we were doing that, but my hair was like all crazy cause I had it down and your
foot was slipping.
Yeah.
I didn't have cause he was kind of half on the bed, half off the bed.
So it was like a, I was kind of squat standing grinding and I, my foot was out cause I'm
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tall.
Your orange theorist is paying off.
Yeah.
My orange theorist paying off with those squats.
But so I'm like, my foot was sliding and I was like, okay, this is not working.
My hair was like down and it was all in my face.
And I was started laughing about that too.
Cause I was like, we were kissing and I'm like, my hair was just like wild and like
I couldn't like, I was just like, I can't, I'm getting hair in my mouth.
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I'm getting hair in his mouth.
In the meantime, she's going at me hardcore.
Yeah.
So then you're like, I'm listening to you guys.
I'm like, I was just like, this hair thing is like, I needed to tie my hair down.
Be sexy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was, you know, it's definitely like sexy, but it's just like, I can't like take things
too seriously.
Like that's just not me.
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No, no.
So when things are funny, they're funny.
Like if you're having sex or you're doing sexy things and it just becomes funny, it
just becomes funny.
Like I can't, I can't like, I have to point out the funny part of it.
You know, like the fact that my hair was everywhere and I'm like sliding and I was just like, like,
okay, we need to find a new position.
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You have to live in the awkwardness.
Yeah, exactly.
So another t-shirt.
Yeah.
There you go.
So then you're like, okay.
And you told him, you're like, okay, you're like, you get on the bed and then you told
her to sit on his face.
And then cause I think you were like, at the point where you wanted to fuck.
So then you're like, okay, you, and we knew we couldn't fuck them.
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So you're like, okay.
So you sit on his feet, you told her you said, you're like directing.
You're like, okay, you don't want the bed to him.
And then you're like, no, you sit on his face.
And then you told me, you're like, you know, you suck his dick.
And then I'm going to fuck you from behind.
So that's what we did.
Choo choo.
Choo choo train.
And then the whole time we kept getting like, 10 minutes, another knock came five minutes.
So then I was like, okay.
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At some point it's going to become the SWAT team.
Yeah.
So it was like, so then we were kind of like, okay, we got to wrap this up.
At that point I'm like, I was like, I was like, I was, I could have been going for another
hour or something.
This is fun.
We were having a good time.
It was fun.
But yeah.
We just need to stop waiting until fucking 1.15.
Yeah.
I didn't know what time it was.
Again, when we started all of this.
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Get me fairer earlier.
Yeah.
I tried.
So yeah.
So it was fun.
So we did, so we got dressed and then we come, we opened the door and it's like bright
light.
All the lights that were like a damn sexy red were like fucking Dennis.
Dennis.
A little chair, bright white.
And I was like, oh my God.
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And then the whole place is cleared out.
Except for like four people.
The two hosts and like another couple of people.
And we're like, we still had to call our Uber.
Yeah.
So we're like getting our Uber.
That was a 10 minute Uber.
So we're like getting all our stuff.
We had to walk a shame to the locker.
I know.
But they were so nice.
They were so nice about it.
They're like, yeah, totally hang out.
No, yeah, you're fine.
We're like, we're so sorry.
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We didn't realize how late it was.
And we're like, sorry to keep you up.
And they're like, no, you guys are fine.
We kind of chatted with them for a little bit.
One guy offered to take us back to the hotel and I'm like, you don't even know what hotel
we're at.
You could be going in the complete opposite direction of where you're going.
I'm like, it's we'll just know we'll call an Uber.
But again, super nice host.
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And I think I told you to like, like in the hostess, she was so, so nice.
She is quirky.
And but I was like, the more I look at her, like the, like she's really pretty, like really,
really pretty.
And I maybe was just the light, like, because the lights were on and I like looked at him
like, oh my gosh, she's got really pretty eyes and a really pretty face.
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So the lights were made her look pretty the way you just said that.
No, like, because the lights were the lights were brighter.
The way you know, I could see her face.
You saw it earlier, but then you saw it more when the lights.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, that's what I was telling you when we met her at DTF party.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's like really pretty and yeah.
Yeah.
So she and again, and I guess like the fact that she was super nice, like she had such
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a vibe about her.
And I love her quirkiness.
Yeah.
I love her because I'm quirky and weird.
You don't say.
So yeah, anyway, so they were super again, like there was nothing like they could have
done better.
Like they were just so, I mean, the fact that we were like shut it down and they were still
so kind to us.
Like, no, no, you don't have to go out.
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We're like, no, we're going to go out front and wait for Uber.
Like, we do not want to keep you guys up longer because we know it's like late.
But anyway, overall, it was a great experience.
We had fun.
The only thing about the party that's bad is the distance from us.
We have to get a hotel room because neither one of us drive because we both drank.
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So an Uber from our house to there would just be ridiculous.
And then trying to get one at the 2am, trying to get one to come all the way back to our
house, ridiculous.
So it's cheaper just to get a room, which is fine.
But it's just, it's a whole.
It takes it to another level.
Yeah, we basically have to have a whole weekend available.
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And that's not always the case.
So we, I don't foresee us going in probably until maybe February again.
Yeah.
Because we got a busy January, busy December.
We got your birthday coming up in January that we're going to figure out what we're
going to do there.
We might not even celebrate any birthday till February.
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All right.
So we got a lot coming up.
So we're going to be doing a lot of other parties.
Let's see.
What day is, oh, today is November 15th, which is the night of the Tyson.
Oh yeah, we just watched the Tyson.
Jake Paul fight.
Jake Paul fight.
Don't, don't spoil it if someone didn't watch it.
Although I think everybody was watching it with the way Netflix was buffering.
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If you whole world was watching it.
If you didn't watch it, you don't care.
So well, and you can't really, there's spoilers all over social media.
Yeah.
Jake won a decision and that's fine.
I wanted a Tyson to win by brutal knockout.
But you know what?
The dude's like 87,000 years old.
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Well, 58.
He lasted eight rounds with a much younger dude.
I didn't see that coming.
I didn't.
That's what she said.
I did not see the eight rounds.
I literally told you in the fourth, I don't think this is going to the eighth.
Yes.
But I was wrong.
You were.
If I would have bet that in Vegas, I would have lost.
Yes.
So that's what we did tonight.
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We recorded our podcast tomorrow night is a DTF less party, which is actually by the
time this is going to go out tomorrow morning.
So tonight is a DTF less party.
It's their masquerade party, I believe.
Yeah.
If you guys want to check it out, we will not be at this one.
We were going to be at another private party, but you can definitely check it out.
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If you check out the DTF community, it's their less party.
They have a monthly party.
Is there anything else we need to cover here really quick before we shut this shit down?
No, I don't think so.
We don't really have anything else because we again in December, we're not able to go
to the less party either.
But if you all available and you're in Southern California, I highly recommend it.
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It's going to be December 14th.
Yes.
We're going to another private party.
But again, we'll be at another private party.
So unfortunately, these busy, busy months.
Yes.
I think they're busy for everybody.
Yeah.
All this family stuff.
Yeah.
Then we got to do family stuff too.
All right.
So I think we're going to call this one tonight, babe.
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All right.
Well, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep...
Oh, you know what we didn't talk about?
What?
What I just reminded me.
We're going to have a new logo.
That's right.
We have a new logo.
Yeah.
We have a new logo.
Brought to us by our Michigan friends.
Yeah.
That's going to be their name, Michigan friends.
Paul and Liz.
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Yes.
They are going to be...
We're going to be doing a FaceTime interview with them here.
I'd say probably with them next month.
Well, I got a new iPad.
That's going to make this whole thing much easier.
So we're going to try this pretty soon.
If you start a Mac too.
And then we still have to do an interview with the Swinger's Couch Podcast.
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Check out their Discord.
I'm actually a...
I don't think I'm a moderator, but I have power to change rules.
So I don't know anything about Discord, but I have power.
That's what Carlos, my Latin lover, told me is I have power to change shit.
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So I think I'm going to make one channel just purely dedicated to my penis.
This is going to be nothing but dick pics 24-7.
Like just a revolving door of dick pics.
It's going to be a lot of work.
A lot of penis.
So wish me luck guys.
Yes.
Okay.
So anyway, so you'll see our new logo here soon.
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It is Mr. Sweets, if you're wondering.
It is.
In a pineapple form.
So anyway, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe
in unicorns and keep shaking it up.
I feel like it's longer sometimes, like I keep skipping something.
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That's it, babe.
Okay.
I love you.
Love you too.
Good night.
Good night.
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at theSweetsideofLife podcast
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Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as
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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.
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Alright everybody, so...
That was labor.
It was.
Again, it's a late night.
So this episode's going to be slightly different.
You guys have clearly heard of, because it's basically world famous, is the hitting the
streets with the sweets.
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Versions of the episodes that we do.
We did a version, a couple of days, or last weekend actually.
Yeah, last weekend.
That never made it live.
Yes.
Because I could point to a lot of issues, but mostly it's just me being lazy.
I'm glad we've decided to take that part out.
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So what we're going to do is we're going to, really quick, we're going to send you back
in time.
A week ago.
Well, depending on when you're listening to this.
I need you to...
A week ago from when we were recording this currently.
Yes.
So a week back, so I need you to get into your...
What was the current back to the future?
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Delorean.
Delorean and make sure you...
Why did that just come into my brain?
I don't know.
Out of all the things that come into your brain.
It's the least thing I would expect.
Make sure you charge your gigawatts to one point.
I don't even know what it is.
Get your lightning ready.
Yes.
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Get your lightning ready.
We're going to send you back in time.
Very quick and just listen to our lead up, our hit in the streets with the sweets to
our last party.
And we'll see you guys back here in just a second.
All right.
We're here for another one.
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Like DJ Khaled.
Whether you like it or not.
Another one.
What are we doing?
Hitting the streets with the sweets.
And we are the sweets.
Side of life podcast.
Thank you.
Anyways.
I never can catch a hit.
You cannot.
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I'm terrible at that.
So we are on the road again.
That makes me want to say.
To our next step.
On the road again.
Who sings this on the go?
I just can't wait to get on me.
On the road again.
Unfortunately, you are correct in this moment.
Who's your original artist?
I have no idea.
All right.
So we are on the road.
We're on the freeway.
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Head into a kind of a last minute party.
The party's not last minute.
The party is not.
Our decision to go.
The party was planned without my knowledge.
In a place that we've never been before.
Far, far away.
I feel like this is outside of like Vegas.
This is feels like it's one of the further places we've driven to lately.
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I'll say lately.
Yeah.
Like just kind of a straight.
Kinda.
Maybe.
So we are headed to S and B parties.
Is that what it's called?
S, A, N.
Capital B.
Oh, S and B.
Yeah.
It's not.
I thought it was S and B, but it's a S, A, N, B.
So I don't know if it's S and B, S and B, S and B.
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I don't know.
I don't know how they announced this, or pronounced this particular.
But if you're on Cassidy, that's how we found it.
Yes.
It's through Cassidy.
So if you're looking, if you're in Southern California and you're looking for a party,
you can join their, they have a community.
Yes.
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S, S, S and B, S and B.
Whatever, however pronounced, you can find their community on Cassidy.
It's up in San Bernardino, which is where I think the San B part comes from.
I mean, San, Burdu, San Bernardino.
That's probably what it is, but so it's San B.
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Yeah.
But I like Sandovo.
Sandovo.
Sandovo.
So we're headed there.
We met this couple at Lust.
A little DTFLest party.
Yeah, DTFLest party.
Probably about six months ago.
And they let us know that they're doing parties.
They were just starting up at this point.
Yeah.
And we hadn't had a chance to come out here and check it out until today.
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So we originally going to do the mountainside greet, meet and greet.
Champions.
Because it's a lot closer for us.
So we were like, whatever, all the little things fell into place and we were able to get further out of town today.
So we were like, why not?
YOLO.
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YOLO.
Exactly.
YOLO.
So we are headed there.
There's some people that we know.
There's some people that normally we would see at the mountainside meet and greet that are actually supposed to be at this party.
So we'll see.
So if they're there, there's, we don't really know everybody, but the guest list looks pretty decent as far as size and people.
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The talent.
The talent.
The roster.
So we're excited to meet new people and see people that we already know.
Especially because the holidays are coming up and we are kind of like, hit or miss on whether we can get out and do things and go to places.
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Yeah, at some, at some point I got a North Pole.
I got to deliver a bunch of presents and stuff.
So we have, unfortunately, we're going to be missing the next two DTS less parties.
But if you are in Southern California, look up their community and their parties are fun.
So.
Check it out.
I got another car behind me that's black and I got their headlights off and it's pitch black dark out here.
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I hate that.
That's so annoying.
And you're not behind them to tell them.
Yeah, I can flash them from the front or back, but I can't.
I can flash them, but they're not going to help.
Maybe if I, not going to be kind of flash this going to help the situation.
Maybe if I turn off my headlights and then he realizes that he was just going by the glimmer of my tail lights.
Maybe.
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I don't know.
It's not black though.
The car is white.
Whatever.
I see it.
I am the worst.
We like our podcast just paused for a minute because we're looking at the car behind us.
Trying to navigate.
I'm looking at the car in front of us.
There's a whole lot going on here.
Digressing like a motherfucker.
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Yeah, I guess.
Or just trying to pay attention to the road while we're.
I will say people are driving like ass fucks.
I know like dickheads.
This whole night.
But anyways.
This is what happens when we leave and it's dark.
This is what happens when you try to do a podcast on a major freeway at night.
While you're trying to change freeways too.
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Because if you've ever driven in Southern California, you know these freeways are stupid.
I got Batman coming up behind me without his lights on.
Maybe.
Maybe I can tell him now.
Maybe.
That car?
Yeah.
White car.
Yeah, he looked black in my rear view.
I couldn't even see him.
Yeah.
Anyway, so we don't have a lot else going on because like I said, we have a private party
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we're going to go to.
Next weekend.
Next weekend?
Yeah.
Huh?
Tonight?
What are you talking about?
No.
For, because, okay.
What are you talking about?
I'm driving babe.
I can only half listen.
I know.
Next weekend we're going to a private party?
Yes.
What's the 50th?
Oh, I wasn't talking about that.
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That's vanilla.
Is it really?
I don't know.
I mean, I think it's going to be swirl.
It's going to be swirl.
It's going to be swirl.
Yeah, they're swirl friends.
It's a bunch of LS people in a room with a bunch of vanilla.
So it's going to be very swirl.
Yeah, I was talking about our next LS thing which is in December.
And it's a private party.
Yes, that is a private party.
You're changing months on me.
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I'm still November.
I think the rest of November is pretty much blocked out.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what's hard about this time of year.
It's hard.
So when we found this opportunity to get out tonight where we got to seize it and then
it gives us something else to talk about on our podcast because we went to a new place.
And hopefully we're able to come back again if it's good.
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We went to the Sanb party.
Sanb.
I'm going to have to talk to the host tonight and ask how they want to be pronounced.
It's got to be.
It's got to be.
But like I said.
And we've just crossed the county line.
We're now officially in Sanpa.
Now we're in Sanpa County.
All right.
It says we're 18 minutes away.
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Yay.
If we can make it with all these ass slots up there.
So the theme is sexy PJs.
The theme for Mountainside was or is red?
Yeah.
Like hot and red or something like that.
(10:10):
You told me just red.
This is red.
But I mean there's more words.
Oh.
I simplified it just as red.
But it's like hot and red or steaming red or something like that.
Got it.
But yeah it's red.
So we ordered stuff for that because we thought we were going to go to that.
I ordered some red lingerie.
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A thong.
Yeah.
So but it worked out because it was just lingerie for me so I can wear it for sexy pajama as
well.
So I have two options.
I've got a red like teddy kind of thing.
And then I have a purple bodysuit.
A lace bodysuit.
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So we'll see.
I always lean towards the bodysuits.
I just feel like with my body type they look better.
But we'll see.
Ultimately I end up like 99% naked.
And also we got right now you're completely sober.
Yeah.
Once you have a couple of drinks then all of a sudden Les feels more comfortable.
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Yeah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
So anyway so that's what we're headed.
That's what we're doing.
We won't be able to post this tonight like we would normally want to do because the program
you're using to convert it doesn't work anymore.
So you got to find anyone.
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Yeah.
At some point.
Asshole.
But yeah so do we have anything else we wanted to talk about or promote because I don't think
we...
Tomorrow we're going out and partying in football style with some LS friends.
Yeah that always gets ratchet.
I feel like we talked about that on our last one.
And you told me I can only do maximum of two shots and I said I'm maxing myself out at
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zero.
Yeah this is...
It was a Sunday.
Last time was a four or five shotter.
That was a messy mess.
So we're going to like a two shot maximum for tomorrow.
Yeah we're going to one weekend.
And I felt like midday today my weekend should have been over already.
It's been a long day.
Rally.
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Rally.
So you're in the car you're like do you think you need another Starbucks?
I was like maybe.
Do I seem like I need another Starbucks?
Maybe.
Maybe.
We'll see as we get closer to the hotel.
Yeah so we're seeing the night out here.
That's what we do.
Don't drink and drive.
Uber.
Yeah.
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Anywhere you go.
And anything else babe?
Um no.
I don't have anything else to say.
Just currently trying to stay alive on the freeway.
Yeah these roads are kind of a nightmare right now.
So anyway so when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down, believe
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in unicorns and keep shaking it up.
Love you baby.
Love you too.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Alright welcome back everybody.
I hope you really enjoyed that hit in the streets with the sweets.
You know what's weird is to us right now it feels like it was just instantaneous.
Um the miracle of editing.
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Yes.
I hope you guys enjoyed that 12 to 15 minute hit in the streets.
I think it was like 10.
If I recall correctly there was a lot of traffic on the road and.
Yeah we started like yelling at cars.
There was almost road rage and it was a rough road but.
Yeah we started doing it at the wrong time.
Ultimately.
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Because surely after that it was like wide open.
Wide open spaces.
It's like we're all the freeways we're connecting.
It was like create.
Let's do a podcast right now.
Sounds like we're good.
With roads wide open.
So we made it to the party and we're going to recap that party.
But first we are going to bring out our cocktails because this is what we do.
Cheers.
Since we're not on the road right now.
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We are not on the road.
I took some tums.
So that first sip wasn't the best.
A little chocke.
A little chocke.
What do you uh actually I took the the Tums PM one.
So.
So you're about to fall asleep.
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I have about 20 minutes in me before I started getting drowsy.
But we take these Tums.
What's it called Tums.
They got melatonin in them.
Yeah.
And sleepy time.
So.
It's a magic.
As we get older we all deal with acid reflux.
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Heartburn.
So we have found.
Yeah.
That if we ingest two.
At some point we should be sponsored by Tums.
Right.
Yes.
Or at least by stock or something.
Because we both take two of these at night.
And it assists with our sleepy time.
And we came into my studio.
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And I walked in and I walked out.
Because I had like instant heartburn.
I'm sure everybody is enthralled.
Which is different than meat mouth.
Which is why sometimes that.
By your.
The way your body function.
You know what.
So I left the room.
I had to fart really quick.
So we have approximately 20 minutes before these Tums.
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PM kick in.
You're taking up 15 of it talking about them.
And that's fine.
That's fine.
So anyways what are you drinking my love.
I am drinking a.
Okay.
Enough about you.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
Margarita.
Well basically I got the costumigos.
The spicy one that came out.
It's fairly new.
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The spicy.
Yeah.
And I got like a jalapeno.
Tequila.
So I just basically made my.
Normal.
Margarita.
Which is four ounces of tequila.
But I used the costumigos.
Spicy one.
And then two ounces of lime.
A squeeze of agave.
And because it was a.
Spicy.
Margarita.
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I.
Did a.
Tahin rim.
Instead of salt.
Nice.
So I'm going to have.
Did you see that.
That tick tock ice did I send you that tick tock.
Where two guys are sitting across the bar.
And they're both licking the Tahin off their margarita.
And then they like make eye contact.
And then they're like.
And it got awkward.
And they're like sports.
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But China.
Boobs.
Like just trying to say the most like.
Did you send it to me on tick tock.
Or did you send it to me via messenger.
Messenger.
I haven't gotten to you.
Okay.
It's funny.
I'll get to it next week.
Yeah, that's a hot that you'll never get to it.
That's a heen rim.
I can't catch up with you.
His won't remind me of it anyway.
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So that's what I'm drinking.
So that's what you got.
Yeah.
All right.
Tonight I am going with one of my all time favorites, which we were surprised
that you hadn't had one yet on the podcast.
Yeah.
I went down the list and Bahama Mama.
Um, it's a fairly basic drink in my estimation.
However, a lot of bars don't seem to know how to make it and that's fine.
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But if we're on a lot of variations now, you would imagine.
But if you Google it, there's literally it's it's all pretty much within the world.
But if you're on a cruise ship and you order Bahama Mama, you're going to get it.
If you're in Florida somewhere, you're going to get it.
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You're at a beach bar somewhere.
You're going to get it.
Right.
But apparently if you go to like a sports bar and you order Bahama Mama, it's
normally like bartenders Googling it and then realizing they can't serve you that
much alcohol.
So basically in my, my version, which is kind of the standard version, it's, um,
it's just a coconut rum.
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In this case, it's Malibu because I did not have any of my stronger coconut
rum available to me.
So this is a Malibu coconut rum and you do like a white rum.
So in this case, it's Bacardi and then you do pineapple juice, um, OJ and a splash
of grenadine.
And that makes a beautiful.
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Oh, I thought it.
Oh, rum runner.
Rum runner.
That's what I was thinking of.
When you said like too strong.
I'm like, huh?
Yeah, it was rum runner.
I was thinking of the other rumors are pretty intense, if made correctly.
Maybe I, maybe I threw you when I said Florida, maybe because the rum runner
originated from what I understand in the keys.
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Yes.
Maybe.
However, that is not what I'm drinking tonight.
Okay.
Just a straight up.
Bahama mama.
So it's a very sweet, um, just like me, Mr.
Sweet.
Oh yeah.
Um, and I'm drinking spicy just like me.
You have a spicy page.
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I do have a spicy page.
So, um, so anyways, what were we talking about?
Oh yeah.
We're going to recap.
Oh, before we go any further, um, we're going to, we're going to add some, we got
some things we're going to be adding here to the, um, to the equation here.
So first off, we enjoy your interaction.
So if you guys want to get ahold of us, there's a couple of different ways now.
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Um, we've been getting voice mails.
We get in voice mails, text messages.
So we have a sweet side of life, um, phone phone number.
What did I space?
It is.
All right, everybody, do you have your, do you have your pens out?
Uh, your number two pencils, nine, five, one, two, two, six, five, two, six, one.
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Once again, repeat it.
I have.
Yeah.
I have, you're going to get my phone number like nine, five, one, two, two, six, five,
two, six, one.
That is our officially official podcast number.
We got a voicemail from, I just yoned.
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It's terrible.
I, we got a voicemail from, um, a guy who he translates our podcasts for his wife.
Yes.
He, they came from Argentina or Brazil.
I can't remember.
They're, they're living in New York now.
Yeah.
I remember that he said they're living in New York, but yeah, he trans, his wife
doesn't speak English as well as he does.
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So he translates our podcasts for her.
We got a, I got a couple.
He told us we could, and there was somebody else who said they could, we
could add another, another country to their list, our list.
Yeah.
We actually, we got one, um, let me see, trying to figure out.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we got, that's right.
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There's a couple out there that, uh, barred our, our idea of, um, the original
swingers, Flintstones.
Oh yeah.
During Halloween time, we had some people send us pictures.
So they went to their vanilla party as Wilma and Fred.
Yep.
And then they changed when they went to their, um, Swinger party as Fred and Betty.
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Yeah.
They sent us a couple of pictures.
Cause we talked about, that was probably my favorite costume that we did.
I paused on that photo for a few minutes.
Yeah.
That's her tips, her nice tips.
Yes.
Um, but yeah, so that was my favorite costume.
A and C.
If you're out there.
Awesome.
Um, we, anyway, we had mentioned that was like our favorite costume that we had
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done and some people got it and some people didn't.
So that's, oh, here, here's the, oh, Argentina.
Okay.
Argentina.
Yeah.
So they're a couple from Argentina.
They're in New York now and, uh, he's an avid listener and he, like you said, uh,
Translate, I was like transcribes now translates all, all of our podcast and, um,
they were saying they would hope to meet us and at the, like a lifestyle
(22:25):
convention in Vegas and I was looking for it.
And I think it's the one in June that I was showing you.
Um, we might try to make it.
We're not a hundred percent sure.
June's a busy month, but we'll see what we can do.
Also it's hot as hell in Vegas.
It is hot as hell.
That's great for pool parties.
Yeah.
Speaking of pool parties, um, whispers in Las Vegas asked, uh, if you were
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interested in going out and do like a podcast live from one of their pool
parties, of course we are.
Right.
So we're working out those details.
So we got a lot of cool, a lot of cool shit coming up.
And then, um, I heard back from my chocolate milkshake.
Okay.
So, um, yeah, she, uh, that was her debut on our podcast ish.
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Kind of a debut ish.
Like, I mean, we've talked about that.
We've talked about them, but like fully like talked about her.
Yeah.
And, um, yeah.
So she reached out via the tech.
She did.
So yeah, you guys are, here's a deal.
Um, if you call, leave a voicemail, it'll probably never hear from me or us,
(23:32):
but if you text us, there's a good chance we'll text back cause I get that.
And I, I'm able to respond.
Easy.
That would be too complicated, but leave a, leave a voicemail.
Leave a voicemail and we'll text you back.
A voicemail.
And you can also email us at the sweet society, the sweet side of life podcast at
(23:53):
outlook.com.
That's the best.
So.
All right.
We've covered that.
So now, if you've listened to the first part of the episode that hit in the streets,
we were heading to a party.
Yes.
It was, we were heading to the San Bo.
The last minute.
Sambo.
Sambo party.
Sambo party.
But I think we've since realized it's.
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Samby.
We were kind of thinking it was.
We were pretty sure it was, but it was.
I have more fun called the Senbo party.
It was distracting us as we were driving.
Yes.
Talking about the ways you could pronounce it.
So it was a really good party.
All right.
Have a good night.
The hosts were super welcoming.
We had met them.
We had already, I mean, obviously we just talked about the fact that we had met them
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at a last party.
And.
First of all, the hotel they recommended was.
Dead off.
Brand new.
So it was super nice.
The bar was open.
They made really good drinks actually at the bar.
You had a really good Long Island.
And I had a really good whiskey.
So our Ares or Ares Ares.
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I don't know if I mean, I think the brand in general, it looked like a nice brand,
but this hotel was literally like brandy.
You could smell that brand before.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
But I, yeah.
I never stayed.
I don't think I've ever stayed at one, but our room was ginormous and we just got like
a regular king room and it was like ginormous.
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Like ginormous.
It was super nice.
Like I said, super new.
So if you do end up going to that party and you want to stay out there, I do
recommend it was a 15 minute Uber drive or like Uber ride from the hotel.
And again, the hotel had a bar in it and like light bites if you wanted to just eat
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there, drink there and then do your hotel thing or whatever.
And it was really close to a mall that had like a bunch of other restaurants.
So super good location.
Good stuff.
Um, and the, uh, trying to find the last thing.
And yeah, so we had a, so we, you had a long island.
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I see I had a whiskey sour.
We ate at a restaurant across the street.
Basically, that was really good.
We ate super fast though.
Cause we're like, let's get in and let's get out.
Cause it took us longer to get down there than we had anticipated and we wanted to
get to the party.
Like you normally like to get to the party on time.
Well, the thing with, like we've discussed in the past.
Uh, I have minor anxiety issues.
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So I don't like to walk in to a party that's already a hundred percent going.
I, I like to be one of the first.
I like to find a corner.
I like to find a chair, acclimate, acclimate to the, the vibe and then build it up and
then go from there.
Stop yawning.
I know.
Stop looking at me as I'm yawning.
So I'm looking at you.
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It's making you yawning.
Not making me yawning, but stop looking at me as I'm yawning.
I love it for us.
So anyways, um, really quick before I forget, if you guys are like in the Southern
California area and you want to check out exactly what we're talking about.
If you go on, um, Cassidy, that's the only, um, LS, uh, Dave inside.
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We're currently on currently, I say that because we're going to sign something up
here soon with SDC.
Um, but if you look in the community section, S A N B parties, you just find that
community and you will join it and then you'll get all the parties because they
actually have another one coming up.
(27:29):
Yeah, they do a monthly monthly party coming up.
The next one is we just actually got the invite today.
Um, I'll find it here really soon.
But yeah, they, uh, highly recommended.
So keep going.
So they, um, I just wanted to spit it out while I had the information.
Yeah.
So, so hotel was great.
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Um, and then so we Ubered to the location and it's actually like a big house, very
big on a lot of property.
I mean, for Southern California now, if we're talking about like in Montana,
probably not a lot of property, but no, it wasn't acreage for Southern California.
It was a big spread.
You're not going to have a herd of cattle.
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Yeah.
But it was a big spread for Southern California.
So, um, first they had like what you first, um, see is the lights.
They had the red lights.
They had consistent red lights through the whole house.
Like everything looked nice and dimmed and sexy and not like, I don't know.
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It looked nice.
It didn't.
My biggest thing is vibe and, uh, ambiance.
Yeah.
Um, so all like all of the recess lights in the house were like the RGB LEDs where
you could like change the colors.
Yeah.
So they're all red.
Yeah.
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Every single bulb in the house was an RGB bulb.
So everything was red.
So it's very, it was consistent throughout the whole house.
It was dimmed down.
It was sexy and then they, all their decorations, like you were saying,
the areas that were blocked off were.
Yeah.
So any, so obviously they had like part of their house, like for the instance,
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like the primary bedroom and, you know, part of their house was locked off for
not everybody to get into, but then they had a large part of their house was open.
So they had a huge open, like what would have been their living living room area,
but they had all their couches kind of pushed to the side.
Yeah.
And then like what was blocking the area that they didn't want people to go in,
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like they moved a bookshelf in front of a door and then they had the DJ set up
in a corner where they, it looked like maybe that would be where the primary
bedroom door would be.
And then they had just if they, there was one part where you're going to the
bathroom, they had one of those like kind of like accordion, like if you were
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going to like dressing, if you're going to dress behind a little, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, accordion.
Well, I forgot their call, but anyway, they had that set up till I kind of
block you from that area.
So everything looked like it flowed very well.
Flow was very nice.
Yeah.
And then they had two bathrooms inside and then they had three playrooms
inside for four playrooms inside and then they had.
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Well, I guess one of the playrooms was, yeah, but they advertised for playroom.
So we had one off the patio.
Three was inside.
Um, and then so they had two, uh, two, you know, one, one, no, two private
playrooms inside one that had a St. Andrew's Cross and a spanking
bench in it and a massage table initially.
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Yeah.
I wasn't sure when she was giving us the tour, if that was something she
was just saying, or we should, we could use it or it did get taken out.
The, the, the, when we went in there towards the end of the night, it was
taken out.
Oh, I wasn't sure if she was just saying like, Oh, this is here.
Like kind of like just don't ignore it.
I don't know.
I wasn't, I didn't get the vibe was like, Oh yeah, use the massage table.
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I was all about using a massage table, but when we went in there towards
the end, it was gone.
I was like, Oh, okay.
Okay.
So anyway, um, cause she, she did say this is not a good massage.
Yeah.
I do recommend it.
But, um, so anyway, so inside they had that and then they had their big kitchen set
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up with, you know, they, and where they didn't want you to go into like their
kitchen area with their, um, you know, their refrigerator and stuff.
They had it like, yeah, they had it like velvet roped off, but there was still
plenty of room.
They had high top tables, with bar stools, you know, period, like throughout, um,
the big open area when you first walked in was basically the dance floor and
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they had like laser lights and things like that.
And then on the patio, it was all covered.
And then right, and that's where the bar was.
Um, and then right off they had lockers and then right off the, the patio
was like a garage, like a one car garage.
They converted to a playroom.
And it was a group.
That was a group play, playroom.
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They had like two beds in there and a boy or couch.
Yeah.
And then, um, like I said, the patio had, it also had the high top tables
with the bar stools.
They had heaters, like I wasn't cold.
They had fire, um, the fire, like two or three fire pits underneath there.
They had a place where you could take a picture, um, with like a backdrop that
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had like a light on it because everything else was super dim.
Yep.
They had, you know, neat, like some neon lights, um, that had their name,
which I, we took a picture in front of us.
So I'll put that on our Tik Tok.
Send the parties.
Yeah.
Um, and then they just, it was just like, it was just very, it was very open.
There was a ton of people there, but I never felt crowded, but it felt full.
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You know what I mean?
Like we walked in and the dance floor was busy and it looked full, but then you
were outside and you felt like there was a lot of people outside too, but you
never felt like crowded.
I wasn't have, I wasn't like, excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah.
It was never like, it was very, very, very crowded.
It was very open and they also had two porta-potties outside.
Oh yeah.
They had two porta-potties outside for the end wash station.
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Yeah.
The only thing is the porta-potty should have had the lights in them.
That's the only I never went out there, but you said that you had to go get your
phone.
Yeah.
Cause I left my phone in the locker cause I'm like, what do I need it?
Yeah.
And then when I went to pee, I'm like, well, this is where I need it.
Yeah.
So I had to hold the door open to pee.
So that's a, that's, that's such an easy fix.
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Right.
Like a little sticking, sticking like battery, battery, yeah.
Done.
Super easy.
So that would be my, probably really my only recommendation for their setup.
I think other than they had a snake in one of their rooms.
So when she's giving us one of the private play rooms, when she's giving us the tour,
there's this like room, one of the private play rooms and it has this like, it's just draped.
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Something's draped over it.
Honestly, she didn't even have to tell me there was a snake in there.
We could have just let it be like, I could have thought that was their fish tank.
It's not like, like you said, it's not like the snake is going to bark at me that I,
that I'm going to know it's a snake in there.
Right.
Well, let it be known.
You have a huge snake phobia.
I have a snake phobia.
So she's like, oh yeah, there's a snake in there.
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Just leave her alone.
She doesn't get out.
And if she, if she does, she's fine or whatever.
I'm like, I don't think she said, if she gets out, it's fine.
I don't recall that part of the conversation.
That's what I heard.
I don't know.
I was like, no, what she said is there's a snake in there.
She doesn't get out.
It's fine.
And you heard if it gets out, it's fine.
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Don't fight it.
Just let it strangle.
No, I think she said it was a boa because she's like, it's not going to bite.
If worst case scenario, it's strangles you like that sounds like kind of fun.
Terrible.
So I'm like, yeah, I'm not playing in that room.
So we, so there's a lot of people there that we had previously seen when the DTF
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community used to do their, their meeting greets at Pepe's.
And since then that stopped, but we've met a lot of people there.
So there was a lot of people we hadn't seen in a while that used to go to those.
And then there was also some people that still as part of the DTF community go to
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the last parties and the host purposely said, she's like, I purposely don't have my
parties on the night of less parties.
Like why am I trying to fight, you know, the same community, which I think is so smart.
Well, you know, actually, you say that I was looking at the party invite that we just got sent.
And the next less party is on December 14th and she scheduled her party December 7th.
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Yeah.
So she's actively making sure that she doesn't, she said she actively, which is key.
Yeah.
Amongst party because we're all in Southern California and we're all part of the same
group and we share a lot of the same members.
Yeah.
We saw like a bunch of people that we knew at that party that we were at.
And if like people don't want to split their time, you know, be like, oh, like, well,
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I'll just go who's where's closer.
If I know more people at one or whatever the case may be like, you don't want to have to
choose, especially because it's like, it's like some weekends are dead.
Yeah.
And there's nothing to do.
And you're like, God, I wish there was something to do this weekend.
And then some people weekends, it's like 10 things to do.
And you're like, fuck, I have to pick.
I much rather have like an option every weekend.
Yeah.
And then you choose like, however, yeah, yeah, however you can, you know, do what you can
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do.
So anyway, I thought that was super smart of her to make sure she actively doesn't conflict
with another group that in this area, there's at least I would say five to six groups that
actively plan parties.
Yeah.
So it's good if they can kind of work together and not have, you know, as many conflicts,
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but everybody right like in December, everybody's trying to throw a Christmas party.
And they're like, all right, we're going to throw a Christmas party in March.
Yeah.
I mean, there is only so many weekends in the month, but I know what it's going to do
the Christmas weekend.
Yeah.
So it anyway, but it does make sense that she at least attempts to do that.
And I can appreciate that.
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So anyway, they had a great setup and we were new to this party.
Again, we did know some people, but we were new for the most part to this party.
And it was a big group of people.
Yeah.
So there were a lot of people there we didn't know.
And maybe we had seen on Cassidy or and by we, I mean you because I'm never on there
or whatever, but everyone was so welcoming.
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I hear a lot of people talk about like, oh, this was clicky.
That was clicky.
You know, I didn't feel that way at all.
I felt like very much people were super friendly.
Talk to us, you know, and that definitely didn't have anything to do with your tips.
I was like, I'm just being out, I was before my tips were out.
They saw what was coming.
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They got a preview to the big show.
Um, but yeah, so I don't know everybody.
I just felt like everybody was super friendly and nice.
And I think the thing with clicks is people fall victim to clicks because they're also
very much inside their own head.
Yeah.
So I am in my own head a thousand percent of the time, but if you allow yourself to kind
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of get past that and just talk to people, right, things aren't not, not quite as clicky
as you may think, right?
Like clicks are like groups of friends and they're groups of friends because they see
each other at parties all the time.
So naturally they're going to talk to each other because it's easy.
It's natural.
Plus it's like when you catch up with people or talk, you know what I mean?
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Like some of this stuff.
It's like, cause some of these people too, like that we did talk to, like we hadn't seen
again since like Pepe days.
And there was a lot of people that like, we remember you guys from a while ago.
So anyway, so I thought everybody was super friendly.
The host came over multiple times to check in on us, make sure we were good, having a
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good time and the hostess.
Yeah.
The host and the hostess.
To check in on us to like make sure we were, you know, having a good time.
We were not needing anything.
We were, you know, like she, she, especially her, like her husband or her significant,
he was very friendly as well, but she was very much like, are you good?
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Like, you know, chatting and just very much like trying to make sure we were good.
So that was good.
So anyway, I highly recommend it from that perspective.
And then from the other perspective, it was nice to be in a place where we didn't have
to be worried about the music or worried about the drinks or worried about, you know, making
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people feel comfortable or really anything like that.
We just kind of do what we wanted to do.
And normally at the DTF parties, like I handle the music and your sister-in-law handles the
bar and which kind of also we're also semi involved in it.
Cause you know, we're always like eyes on it.
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And then just, yeah, like we're, we're, we're not hosts there, but we're always there.
So we're definitely kind of running around talking to people, but it was nice not kind
of having that layer of responsibility.
Yeah.
Like I could just get drunk and not fall at this party.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Spoiler alert.
I did not fall.
Yeah.
So we spent some time kind of watching in the playroom that was off the patio.
Yes.
Not the room to snag.
There was some, not the snake.
Well, that was a private room.
We never once saw that room again after the initial tour.
Look at that.
You wouldn't even go that hallway away from the bathroom.
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Good thing it was on that site.
I don't know, like the end of the house.
So I didn't even have to really go over there.
But anyway, so we, we did some watching there was some girl on girl play in the main room
or the playroom, the group playroom.
We'll call the garage playroom.
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Yeah.
So we were in there kind of watching that, which was fun.
Was that when you had a shirt on that said feeling feral and then you were like, I don't
know if I'm feeling feral.
I wasn't feeling feral.
And so then I was like, well, let's, let's just, let's do this.
Let's see what's going on here.
You're like, okay, let's see what's going on in here.
And then I was like, let's play with your dick a little bit while we're in here.
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Let's see if you're feeling feral now.
Sometimes that's all it takes.
Was that when?
No, it was the second time we were in there.
So we went in there once kind of watched a little bit and then unfortunately some guy
came in and was talking very loudly about my boobs and I wasn't part of anything going
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on.
So it was, I was not part of the play and it was kind of like an inappropriate time,
like cause the people were playing and we were just watching and it was like, he was
kind of loud and it was a bit much like, okay, like let's take this like out.
If you guys have ever been in a playroom, you know that.
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I've been shush for my life.
So you have been shushed.
And I try to be conscientious of that.
So yeah, if you've ever been in a playroom, you know, it's typically fairly quiet with
the exception of music and then of course.
Yeah, or whoever's playing can make whatever noises they want to make, you know, but when
you're outside conversation, when you're just, yeah.
When you're watching, you should either be watching or you should be out.
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Like you shouldn't be having like a side conversation inside of a playroom.
Like that's just not the right etiquette or time.
So once it started like that, I was like, okay, I'm going to exit this room because
this is like, so I just left and then you left behind me.
Yeah.
And so then we later, we went back into the playroom when another like couple or whatever
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we saw going in there and there was some more girl and girl stuff going on.
And then I, you were standing there and handed you my drink.
So hold on.
Sounded very medical.
So there was a particular, particular lady that when we first walked in, she initially
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caught my eye.
She was standing by the, the fire pit and she was fit.
Yeah.
I was going to say fit.
I was going to say fit.
Very fit.
Like she took her, her gym very seriously.
Yeah.
Cross fit.
Cross fit.
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One of the things I'm attracted to is confidence.
So she exuded confidence.
Exuded confidence.
Clearly.
So I was, I was like attracted to her.
So we kind of went an hour, hour and a half, two hours.
And at one point, like you said, she went into that room.
So now like, so this particular girl and you were like, Hey, the girl you were looking
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at, she just went into that room.
Let's go perv on her.
Yeah.
That's kind of what I heard.
Yeah.
So I had kind of overheard their conversation, her conversation, her and her husband's conversation
with another couple.
And they were talking about like, Oh, well, we're soft swap only.
And then I kind of got the impression that their dynamic is more lean towards, you know,
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she's bi.
Yeah.
So they focus on girl on girl kind of more activity.
And so I had heard that.
So then I was like, okay.
So yeah, I'm like, Oh, she's going in there with a girl.
Like let's go back in there and see what's going on.
So we got went in there, but there was already people on the couch watching because there
was already, I think a couple or two people in there.
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Yeah.
The perv couch was already taken.
Yeah.
So we kind of like scooted over to the corner.
I was up against the wall and just kind of watching.
And then that point they were just kind of doing some basic.
Yeah.
I honestly don't know.
I watched for a little bit.
And then I was like, all right, well, I'm going to go down on you.
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So I handed you my drink and I blew you while you were watching the girls.
And then I saw I'm standing there and they, it was kind of weird.
They concluded it was like almost like a, all right, we're done.
Then they stood up and it was almost like a handshake and a high five.
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And then the, the, and I didn't see any of this because I was blowing.
You were blowing me as a good girl should.
And they walked out.
So the, the, the, the fit girl was standing there and she was just kind of looking around
like, you know, like what's next.
Yeah.
And clearly she was attracted to you because I mean, duh.
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So you're down on your, you're not down on your knees.
No, I'm squatting.
You're squatting, but you're all the way down.
And then she came up behind you and kind of looked at me and she goes, she's like, is
she going to be freaked out if I like come behind her?
And I was thinking to myself, I'm like, like, what, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Like, are you going to like body slammer or like, are you going to tickler?
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Like it could go, um, no, any different ways.
And I go, no, no, no, she's fine.
Are you going to stick your finger in her ass?
You probably won't like that.
And I was just like, well, I had some dice and I just rolled them.
You're like, sure.
And I was like, no, I think she'll be fine with whatever I hope you're going to do.
Yeah.
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And then she just kind of came up behind you and started rubbing on you and you like turn
around really quick.
You're like, whoa.
Well, I was trying to figure out who's rubbing my butt.
Exactly.
You're like, whoa.
And then, um, so at that point, uh, I stood up and then her and I started making out.
You stopped sucking my dick.
I stopped sucking your dick.
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You passed me off.
I did.
I left you.
I left you and I went and I was thinking out with her and we were just doing like very
soft stuff.
It was, that's not like your vibe.
But your, you'll, you'll do the things.
But like in that case, it was just kind of like, you're just there.
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You're just kind of going with the flow and she was not aggressive.
Yeah.
So, so we were making out kissing boobs, sucking boobs.
I can toes.
I can toes.
No, she had her nipples pierced.
There was like a million girls that had their nipples pierced.
Yes.
I'm a pierce nipple guy.
Yeah.
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And so we were just kind of like touching and kissing and then it was, I don't even know
how it ended.
I think it was kind of the same thing.
Like, okay, like that was fun.
It was, it was very much that it was like, all right, you know, we've had a little bit
of fun.
Yeah.
Like, you know, we, we like both bowed to each other.
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They friend requested us though.
Oh, apparently your, your boobs are good enough.
So, so then we continued the party and we went back out.
Yeah.
Back out into the main area and kept having some drinks.
Yeah.
So there, what was funny when I thought about, when I said the thing about the girl rubbing
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my, my butt, I was, I thought about the time when we were standing in line at the bar and
then the girl that we had previously like seen at Pepe's or whatever, I guess came up
behind you and was like, oh, move your hand to rub my butt.
And I immediately knew it wasn't you because she was going counterclockwise versus clockwise.
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And then I turned around and I was like, she was, how did you not, how did you know it
wasn't him?
And I was like, because he doesn't go counterclockwise.
She's like, damn it, you should have told me.
Counterclockwise is just awkward.
It's like left or right hand.
I didn't know there was a, I didn't know there was a way I had to go.
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But I was like, yeah, there's, I think like we both know how we touch each other.
Yeah.
I think, I mean, I think most like primary partners or, you know, married couples or
whatever your situation is.
I think you're going to know that touch.
Yeah.
Like you told me you're like, you can make me come in like five seconds.
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And I'm like, it's because I know your buttons.
I can get head from so many people and have a fantastic time.
Yeah.
And I'm like, you know, we're Gertz, like I love it.
But then you're like, all right, we're done.
And you're like, it's like, it's just two seconds because you know my two buttons.
Yeah.
Um, but I'm the only one who can push those buttons.
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It's not a rule that you can't, but not everybody knows those buttons in the correct combination.
Plus I think it has to do with like, like just comfortability too.
Like, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when we're with friends and stuff, I was going to get my say strangers, but when we
are with friends, it's more about the experience and the fun.
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And for me, it's not about coming.
Yeah.
I'm not looking to come.
I mean, if it happens, fantastic.
Exactly.
But I'm not ever going to, we've talked about this before.
Yeah.
Like I don't put that pressure on myself and I don't put that pressure on other people.
Um, like we're here for a good time.
Because both of us is going to be unlikely in a place situation for both of us.
It's like, we're going to have a good time and then, you know, we can finish each other
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off later.
Yeah.
We're the next day.
Whatever it is.
Yeah.
Defending on how tired we are.
So, um, so yeah, we continued the party and then we were kind of talking to some other
people that we have talked to at less parties and other places we've been.
Some friends of ours.
And then we went in, we went back into the, the garage playroom, the garage playroom and
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they were in there, right?
They came in after us.
No, what I recall is you and I went in there and we were just kind of looking around like
at that point I was feral.
Yeah.
Like, then you were feeling feral.
Like the alcohol kicked in.
I was out of my mind, like my, not out of my mind.
I know.
I was like, look crazy.
No, I was like, I was out of my own head.
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Yeah.
I was out of my head.
Um, anxiety had calmed down and I was definitely like feeling feral.
So it's like, all right, let's go into this room and see what trouble we can get into.
And we're standing there and then all of a sudden that's, that's when he comes in.
Yeah.
So we were kind of like, okay.
And he's like, Hey.
Yeah.
Well, and then, um, yeah.
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So then he's like, Hey, we got a, um, we've got a private playroom.
Yeah.
And not the one with the snake.
And I said, well, it's not the one with the snake.
Is it?
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, it's the front one.
I was like, okay.
So he's like, let's go in there.
And so we're like, okay.
So you have to like, fry our backpack out of the locker.
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That was like, it's like, his wife was waiting in the, in the bedroom, kind of like, like
marking it like, Hey, nobody else come in here.
We're marking this.
We're, we're going in there.
We claimed it.
Yeah.
And then I was grabbing my, like my, my special bag.
Yeah.
So you're, yeah, you were getting, but it was like the, trying to get the backpack
out of the locker.
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I had my backpack.
And it was like, trying to get it out.
And he's just standing there looking at us.
And I'm like, I promise this is like, we're not like, this is so funny.
It's like, the backpack was stuck.
There, our backpack was twice the size of their locker.
So I had to shove it in.
And it was fine, except when you're trying to get shit out in a hurry.
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And you're, you almost pulled the whole damn.
Yeah.
I remember that.
You're intoxicated.
Cause I was like, I grabbed it to hold it back.
I'm like, okay, babe.
Here's the thing, as a man, any men out there can, can just totally agree with me.
Um, we'll try a couple of polls and then eventually we just go to force.
Like, I'm going to outmuscle this.
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I'm like this whole locker was not about to come down.
It was not secured to the ground or the wall.
None of it.
It wasn't California earthquake.
So it was not.
So it did not have earthquake, earthquake snaps or anything.
So yeah, I, at that point I'm like, I know there's a room.
And there was like a big, um, truck on top of it.
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Like one of their, I don't know, remote control.
I don't know what it was.
That could have hit me in the head.
Yeah.
I literally was like, okay, babe, relax.
Like I was holding it.
I'm like, relax.
Like, calm down.
I had a boner.
I had to go.
So, uh, eventually we get, I got the thing out.
Yeah.
It's just such a small bag, but it was a huge backpack because our backpack is what we carry
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our liquor in, it's what we carry, you know, our phone chargers and our wallets and everything
is in that bag.
But anyway, so I got the bag out.
Yeah.
So we go to the, we go to the playroom and, um, she's laying on the bed, but fully dressed
just, you know, kind of walking it.
Yeah.
Just like, I'm sleeping.
And then I'm like, well, I don't know what is going on on this bed.
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So we kind of are trying to look for like new sheets or something to put on there.
So her and I like see this dresser and we're like, okay, let's open it and see if there's
like something in here to like put on the bed to like cover it.
So we just basically started covering it in towels.
Meanwhile, you had gotten completely naked while we're doing this.
You were turning around and I was like, I wasted time at my backpack and I was making
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up that time in the room.
I'm, I try to be as efficient as possible.
So, um, so then you're like, what's going on?
Yeah.
And you're like, okay, well, we're going to start off with soft play and then we'll see
where it goes.
And then they're, then they're like, oh, we're only soft play and we're like perfect.
Like it's easy for us, you know, like we're not pushing for anything more than what anyone
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wants to do.
And honestly, soft play puts a little bit less pressure on both of us in certain circumstances
where I was totally ready to fuck him though.
Wait, what?
But it just puts a lot less pressure, you know, like there's certain instances where
I wanted to go further and it's like, okay, that didn't go as far as I wanted.
But then there's other ones where I'm like, okay, I'm kind of done.
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Like I've done what I needed to do.
So it was good.
We like, we're like, okay.
And they're like, we're only soft play.
Perfect.
Perfect.
You know what?
I got another saying.
All right.
So we have a saying that says we're more, we're here more for the hang than the bang.
We are more about the flow than the go.
Boom.
Geez.
Boom.
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That's right.
Fuckers.
Okay.
Jingle guy.
That's right.
Everybody, if you guys, in case you didn't hear, I wrote the jingle for the, uh, Sweeney
Nations Tuesday talks.
Tuesday talks podcast.
I don't like to brag, but boom.
Anyway, so yeah, we're here more for the float and go, which is very much like a, we'll
start here and then we'll see where it goes.
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Yeah.
But then they had a hard stop and that was perfectly fine with us.
Like I will eat pussy all day long.
Yeah.
And I think, so I know like he got in, like we both got undressed and he, I went down on
him and I think she was doing the same.
Yeah.
We, we kissed a little bit and then she went down on me and then she, she told me to, to
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lay down on the bed.
She's like down.
Oh, okay.
Tell me twice.
Yeah.
So I was still blowing him up right.
And then he told me to lay down.
So is that when you flipped her?
Yeah.
I think initially.
Yeah.
So then he told me to lay on the bed and then he was going down on me and then all of a
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sudden you, I get, I don't know.
I was like, at that point I'm going down a hurry.
Yeah.
You're going down.
That's why I knew you were going down.
I think it was like, once I hit the bed, once you went, then I'm like, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then I'm laying on the bed and he's going down on me and then all of a sudden I'm just
like, whoo.
And I start laughing because that's what I do and I'm laughing and I'm like, just so
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you know, I was like, I'm fine.
I'm clean.
I showered, but you are licking my butt.
And you guys are like laughing.
And I'm just laughing because my legs were basically behind my head.
Like my legs were all up in the air and I'm just like, I had everything exposed.
I was just like, I don't, that's not my go.
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It's not your usual life.
It's not my go to.
So I was just like, hey, just so you know, that's my butt.
You're in area 51 right now, sir.
I just, because some people that might not be their thing and he may not have known it
was dark in there.
It was dark.
And I just remember it's not my thing, but I'm totally down for it to be my thing.
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So I had her in a similar position, I had my, my hands just underneath her knees.
Yeah, on her thighs.
Yeah.
And I was holding her up and then wait, when you said that I lifted her all the way up
and I put her butt in my, my face.
I'm like, Oh, is this like what we're doing now?
And like, I was going, she's like, nope, nope, nope.
I'm like, all right, fair enough.
Lured her back down.
I'm like, if this is like, cause typically if a guy does something to a girl or to you,
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then that tells me that it's probably what they do.
It's probably their, how they play, you know?
Yeah.
So you're like, Oh, okay.
If a guy is like trying to lick yours, then I'm like, I'm down.
I'm like, whatever pleases her.
I will do it all.
You know?
So I'm like, is this what we're doing?
She's like, nope.
I'm like, all right.
But that was pretty funny.
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So, um, so then I'm like, okay.
So then I think, so then I flipped him back over on the bed and I was giving him head again.
I think I got flipped too.
I think, I think we were all like kind of in unison.
And then he was, he was like, Oh, get on me and like just, he wanted me just to grind
him.
Well, that was, it was a little bit later cause at that point we got a knock on the door.
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Maybe yeah.
We had like one knock on the door and they said like 15 minutes.
So at this point it was 145 cause the party was in the net too.
Yeah.
Cause we went, we started our play like way late.
Yeah.
I couldn't even tell you what time I don't wear a watch and I don't have my phone.
So I couldn't, I couldn't, I wouldn't have said like, Oh, our play started at
like XYZ time.
I had no idea.
I had zero time outside of the shutdown time.
(01:00:00):
Yeah.
So I would say we probably started playing at 115.
Okay.
Yeah.
So then they knocked on the door to say 15 minutes or like, okay.
Yeah.
So then he kind of, he wanted me just like to grind and then like make out.
So we were doing that.
Like he was laying on the bed and I was kind of just grinding.
I think that's probably like, like, uh, since they aren't full swap, that's kind of like,
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it's like the cheat.
Yeah.
A loophole.
So I'm like, okay, go for it.
So, um, we were doing that, but my hair was like all crazy cause I had it down and your
foot was slipping.
Yeah.
I didn't have cause he was kind of half on the bed, half off the bed.
So it was like a, I was kind of squat standing grinding and I, my foot was out cause I'm
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tall.
Your orange theorist is paying off.
Yeah.
My orange theorist paying off with those squats.
But so I'm like, my foot was sliding and I was like, okay, this is not working.
My hair was like down and it was all in my face.
And I was started laughing about that too.
Cause I was like, we were kissing and I'm like, my hair was just like wild and like
I couldn't like, I was just like, I can't, I'm getting hair in my mouth.
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I'm getting hair in his mouth.
In the meantime, she's going at me hardcore.
Yeah.
So then you're like, I'm listening to you guys.
I'm like, I was just like, this hair thing is like, I needed to tie my hair down.
Be sexy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was, you know, it's definitely like sexy, but it's just like, I can't like take things
too seriously.
Like that's just not me.
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No, no.
So when things are funny, they're funny.
Like if you're having sex or you're doing sexy things and it just becomes funny, it
just becomes funny.
Like I can't, I can't like, I have to point out the funny part of it.
You know, like the fact that my hair was everywhere and I'm like sliding and I was just like, like,
okay, we need to find a new position.
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You have to live in the awkwardness.
Yeah, exactly.
So another t-shirt.
Yeah.
There you go.
So then you're like, okay.
And you told him, you're like, okay, you're like, you get on the bed and then you told
her to sit on his face.
And then cause I think you were like, at the point where you wanted to fuck.
So then you're like, okay, you, and we knew we couldn't fuck them.
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So you're like, okay.
So you sit on his feet, you told her you said, you're like directing.
You're like, okay, you don't want the bed to him.
And then you're like, no, you sit on his face.
And then you told me, you're like, you know, you suck his dick.
And then I'm going to fuck you from behind.
So that's what we did.
Choo choo.
Choo choo train.
And then the whole time we kept getting like, 10 minutes, another knock came five minutes.
So then I was like, okay.
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At some point it's going to become the SWAT team.
Yeah.
So it was like, so then we were kind of like, okay, we got to wrap this up.
At that point I'm like, I was like, I was like, I was, I could have been going for another
hour or something.
This is fun.
We were having a good time.
It was fun.
But yeah.
We just need to stop waiting until fucking 1.15.
Yeah.
I didn't know what time it was.
Again, when we started all of this.
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Get me fairer earlier.
Yeah.
I tried.
So yeah.
So it was fun.
So we did, so we got dressed and then we come, we opened the door and it's like bright
light.
All the lights that were like a damn sexy red were like fucking Dennis.
Dennis.
A little chair, bright white.
And I was like, oh my God.
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And then the whole place is cleared out.
Except for like four people.
The two hosts and like another couple of people.
And we're like, we still had to call our Uber.
Yeah.
So we're like getting our Uber.
That was a 10 minute Uber.
So we're like getting all our stuff.
We had to walk a shame to the locker.
I know.
But they were so nice.
They were so nice about it.
They're like, yeah, totally hang out.
No, yeah, you're fine.
We're like, we're so sorry.
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We didn't realize how late it was.
And we're like, sorry to keep you up.
And they're like, no, you guys are fine.
We kind of chatted with them for a little bit.
One guy offered to take us back to the hotel and I'm like, you don't even know what hotel
we're at.
You could be going in the complete opposite direction of where you're going.
I'm like, it's we'll just know we'll call an Uber.
But again, super nice host.
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And I think I told you to like, like in the hostess, she was so, so nice.
She is quirky.
And but I was like, the more I look at her, like the, like she's really pretty, like really,
really pretty.
And I maybe was just the light, like, because the lights were on and I like looked at him
like, oh my gosh, she's got really pretty eyes and a really pretty face.
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So the lights were made her look pretty the way you just said that.
No, like, because the lights were the lights were brighter.
The way you know, I could see her face.
You saw it earlier, but then you saw it more when the lights.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, that's what I was telling you when we met her at DTF party.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's like really pretty and yeah.
Yeah.
So she and again, and I guess like the fact that she was super nice, like she had such
(01:04:36):
a vibe about her.
And I love her quirkiness.
Yeah.
I love her because I'm quirky and weird.
You don't say.
So yeah, anyway, so they were super again, like there was nothing like they could have
done better.
Like they were just so, I mean, the fact that we were like shut it down and they were still
so kind to us.
Like, no, no, you don't have to go out.
(01:04:57):
We're like, no, we're going to go out front and wait for Uber.
Like, we do not want to keep you guys up longer because we know it's like late.
But anyway, overall, it was a great experience.
We had fun.
The only thing about the party that's bad is the distance from us.
We have to get a hotel room because neither one of us drive because we both drank.
(01:05:23):
So an Uber from our house to there would just be ridiculous.
And then trying to get one at the 2am, trying to get one to come all the way back to our
house, ridiculous.
So it's cheaper just to get a room, which is fine.
But it's just, it's a whole.
It takes it to another level.
Yeah, we basically have to have a whole weekend available.
(01:05:44):
And that's not always the case.
So we, I don't foresee us going in probably until maybe February again.
Yeah.
Because we got a busy January, busy December.
We got your birthday coming up in January that we're going to figure out what we're
going to do there.
We might not even celebrate any birthday till February.
(01:06:04):
All right.
So we got a lot coming up.
So we're going to be doing a lot of other parties.
Let's see.
What day is, oh, today is November 15th, which is the night of the Tyson.
Oh yeah, we just watched the Tyson.
Jake Paul fight.
Jake Paul fight.
Don't, don't spoil it if someone didn't watch it.
Although I think everybody was watching it with the way Netflix was buffering.
(01:06:27):
If you whole world was watching it.
If you didn't watch it, you don't care.
So well, and you can't really, there's spoilers all over social media.
Yeah.
Jake won a decision and that's fine.
I wanted a Tyson to win by brutal knockout.
But you know what?
The dude's like 87,000 years old.
(01:06:47):
Well, 58.
He lasted eight rounds with a much younger dude.
I didn't see that coming.
I didn't.
That's what she said.
I did not see the eight rounds.
I literally told you in the fourth, I don't think this is going to the eighth.
Yes.
But I was wrong.
You were.
If I would have bet that in Vegas, I would have lost.
Yes.
So that's what we did tonight.
(01:07:07):
We recorded our podcast tomorrow night is a DTF less party, which is actually by the
time this is going to go out tomorrow morning.
So tonight is a DTF less party.
It's their masquerade party, I believe.
Yeah.
If you guys want to check it out, we will not be at this one.
We were going to be at another private party, but you can definitely check it out.
(01:07:31):
If you check out the DTF community, it's their less party.
They have a monthly party.
Is there anything else we need to cover here really quick before we shut this shit down?
No, I don't think so.
We don't really have anything else because we again in December, we're not able to go
to the less party either.
But if you all available and you're in Southern California, I highly recommend it.
(01:07:55):
It's going to be December 14th.
Yes.
We're going to another private party.
But again, we'll be at another private party.
So unfortunately, these busy, busy months.
Yes.
I think they're busy for everybody.
Yeah.
All this family stuff.
Yeah.
Then we got to do family stuff too.
All right.
So I think we're going to call this one tonight, babe.
(01:08:15):
All right.
Well, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep...
Oh, you know what we didn't talk about?
What?
What I just reminded me.
We're going to have a new logo.
That's right.
We have a new logo.
Yeah.
We have a new logo.
Brought to us by our Michigan friends.
Yeah.
That's going to be their name, Michigan friends.
Paul and Liz.
(01:08:35):
Yes.
They are going to be...
We're going to be doing a FaceTime interview with them here.
I'd say probably with them next month.
Well, I got a new iPad.
That's going to make this whole thing much easier.
So we're going to try this pretty soon.
If you start a Mac too.
And then we still have to do an interview with the Swinger's Couch Podcast.
(01:08:56):
Check out their Discord.
I'm actually a...
I don't think I'm a moderator, but I have power to change rules.
So I don't know anything about Discord, but I have power.
That's what Carlos, my Latin lover, told me is I have power to change shit.
(01:09:17):
So I think I'm going to make one channel just purely dedicated to my penis.
This is going to be nothing but dick pics 24-7.
Like just a revolving door of dick pics.
It's going to be a lot of work.
A lot of penis.
So wish me luck guys.
Yes.
Okay.
So anyway, so you'll see our new logo here soon.
(01:09:38):
It is Mr. Sweets, if you're wondering.
It is.
In a pineapple form.
So anyway, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe
in unicorns and keep shaking it up.
I feel like it's longer sometimes, like I keep skipping something.
(01:10:01):
That's it, babe.
Okay.
I love you.
Love you too.
Good night.
Good night.
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