They’re Eating Our Ducks | Episode 20

For the week of 9-11-2024 ALL STORY LINKS BELOW It's this special 20th episode of former Babylon Bee podcasters Adam Yenser and Ethan Nicolle with guest host Patrick Green. We've got Talk Down syndrome! Become a subscriber, get bonus content, and join the community at www.TheTalkDown.comSend your questions and comments to [e-mail] The Talk Down on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-talk-down/id1745919012Follow us on X: https://x.com/@thetalkdown_Follow Patrick at: https://x.com/arrow059 Let’s Talk Down The Week’s Top News Story 1: Viral Rumor Claims Haitian Migrants In Ohio Are Eating Petshttps://www.reuters.com/fact-check/no-evidence-haitian-immigrants-stealing-eating-pets-ohio-2024-09-10/https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cats-ducks-haitians-springfield/ Story 2 JD Vance Accused Of Downplaying School Shootings As 'Fact Of Life'https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2024/09/06/jd-vance-accused-of-downplaying-school-shootings-as-fact-of-life-heres-what-he-really-said/ Story 3 Russian Circus Performer Mauled By Bear That Rides a Hoverboardhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13783235/Horrifying-moment-hoverboard-riding-circus-bear-turns-handler-audience-Russia.html Story 4 Woman Set Fires in Greece “to Watch Firefighters and Flirt”https://greekreporter.com/2024/08/28/woman-set-fires-greece-tripoli-firefighters-arson/ Story 5 ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ star arrested at Tennessee zoo after claiming camel bit herhttps://wreg.com/news/1000-lb-sisters-star-arrested-on-drug-child-endangerment-charges-in-crockett-county/ Story 6 (not new) Family that walk on all fours have 'undone the last three million years of evolution'https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/ulas-family-walk-on-all-fours-2669146922 Main Segment: Election & Debate Update New Anti-Trump ad Features Child Actors Saying His Lineshttps://x.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1832813959788826779 Here’s a dem ad of kids swearing like sailors to own Trumphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDW1R9OmOr0&feature=youtu.be MOVIE: The Minecraft Movie 00:00 Introduction09:28 Haitians Eating Pets16:29 JD Vance19:27 Hover Bear23:26 Greece Fire25:32 1,000 pound sister28:19 Quadrupeds36:18 Trump Words40:31 The Debate44:04 Weakly Thoughts49:48 Minecraft Downtime (Subscribers Only) We will explain our intro stories. Become a subscriber, join the [e-mail]