The Tear-able Adventures of the Janderson Breffords Parchment Company

Bandits! Businessmen! Team-building Exercises?!

Our hapless office heroes are having a field trip they won't soon forget - and its not because of any fun group activities! Armed with naught but their wits and some top-of-the-line parchment, they face down unquestionable danger! Will this mission qualify our adventurers for hazard pay? Can they recover the chemicals? Can they even make it to the end of the workday?

One thing's for sur...

Secret tunnels! A seedy underbelly! Medium speed chases!

Don't adjust your sets folks! You're right where you're supposed to be. Our favourite nine-to-five parchment workers, however, are not! What should have been a simple fetch quest is turning into a terrifying tussle with the local mafia! But luck could be on the JBPC employees' side, for innocent citizen and legitimate businessman Murphy is here to help! Er... he will help... ...

Secret pacts! Family meetings! Business proposals!

Idopher’s family has questions. Frankie seeks out business advice. Flynvar returns to the scene of the crime. Karen books in a meeting with the bossgnome himself. Yes, a smoko might be a break, but there's no rest for these hard working adventurers! 

Four lives, forever changed. A city with more questions than answers. A parchment company, bereft of new supplies. One thing’s for su...

Carnivals! Costumes! Terrorism!

Joyous news dear listeners, It’s that time of year again! Yes, Yamir City’s famous Prosperity Festival is in full swing and we’re all so excited to party the day away! The Emperor himself has an important speech to give in the centre circle, so make sure to be there early to secure your spot.

Let’s allow our bumbling heroes a well-deserved day off with their families to share in the continued success...

Geese? Geese! GEESE!!

Yamir city is in shambles! Chaos reigns as geese rain from the sky! The guards are overwhelmed, the people have scattered and the Prosperity Festival is utterly ruined! Who can save us from this unprecedented crisis? Why, it's none other than the Janderson Breffords Away Team of course!

Yes, no matter the highs, the lows, the geese or the grime, our plucky little crew will surely step up to the plate to save o...

Foul places. Foul smells. Foul… fowls!

The Janderson Breffords Parchment Company Away Team have tussled with the monster goose, chased down the culprit and have him cornered! After all, they have tangled with the terrifying criminal underbelly of Yamir City and come out on top, how hard can it be to travel through its literal underbelly?

That’s right dear listeners, the clues have led our brave adventurers into the sewers. Those ma...

An Unruly teen! A Breath of Fresh Air! A Confrontational Flock!

Steel your hearts and your minds, dear listeners, for our brave heroes are up against their most dangerous foe yet: the disillusionment of our city's youth! Yes, who would have thought our beautiful prosperity festival could have set alight such passions? And who would have guessed that our city guards still haven't gotten rid of all those geese?

Once again it falls to...

Sirely Conflict! Marvelous Investigation! Rampant Consumerism!

Office revelry! Unsupervised alcohol consumption! Brutal murder!

Get your glad rags on folks, because its time for the long awaited Janderson Breffords Parchment Company office Do! Yes, Janderson Breffords Senior is back in Yamir City and he's ready to throw a shindig this town hasn't seen the likes of for three long years!

But all is not well at the party, our faithful listeners. A sinister malice lurks within, one that threatens ...

Questions! Killers! Amateur detective work!

The Away Team is close to home and far from their comfort zone but they can't ignore a direct order from their boss! They're going to have to use all of their brain power and all five of their senses to find the murderer amongst their work friends and new acquaintances.

But after a few hours of heavy partying, can our hapless heroes pull it together in time to catch a killer?

Disguises! Deception! Drunken Competence!

The Away Team is hurtling closer towards solving "The Mystery of the Murdered Boss's Dad", but this rollercoaster of an evening still has a few for twists and turns for our intrepid heroes! This little office family is coming apart at the seams, dear listeners, and there might not be enough glue in all of Yamirsa to hold it together.

Just who is the Lady in Red? What on Mat Zemla is Karen ...

Abduction! Cat-like agility! Even more Murder!

The murderer has been identified and the guards have arrived.... But dear listeners, for our intrepid Away Team this party is not over. Idopher has joined the ranks of missing Tieflings and the rest of our scrappy little squad needs to scramble to save him from the sinister horrors that await!

They may not be competent and they're definitely not sober, but there's no way our heroes wil...

Fight or flight? Friends or foes? Fences or freedom?

When the youngest member of the away team is stolen away by a mysterious mob, its up to the rest of our plucky office workers to save both him from egregious torture and their workplace from a media disaster!

Can Idopher survive long enough to discover the secrets of green electrum? Can the team rise up to meet the enemies rising out of the ground towards them?

Listen on, dear frie...

Quality Rest! Quality Merchandise! Quality Intelligence!

A new day has dawned in Yamir City, and the Janderson Breffords Parchment Company has been forever changed by tragedy. Frankie gets an upgrade. Flynvar has some questions. Karen tries the manager. Idopher gets lucky.

The tide is turning in Yamir City and the Away Team is getting caught up in the rising swell. Will they be able to go with the flow? Will they sink beneath the w...

Secret Mail! Fateful Journeys! Familial Relations!

Have you ever had to hide a secret from your family? A huge, illegal, possibly world- shattering secret? The Away Team is coming to terms with what this magical side-job could really mean for their home lives.

Some are finding out that they have a lot to lose, and the recent magic-fueled death of Janderson Breffords Senior is weighing heavily on their minds. At risk, alone and vuln...

Vampires! Villains! Victory! 

The nights are dark and cold outside of Yamir City, and filled with terrors that "vant to suck your blood"... The Away Team weren't expecting real vampires, but on the other hand, the vampires weren't expecting them either! There's no room for creatures of darkness under the daylight of the modern 9-5!

But there's always room for magical shenanigans in this little focus group! Whether it's dreamy blueb...

Baseless accusations! Impromptu expeditions! Paleological excitement!

It's easy to be brave and decisive in the face of clear and present problems. But, as our hapless heroes are learning, it's not as easy when the danger is murky and mysterious - or when it's right in your face with a mouth full of sharp teeth!

The Away Team might be finally getting close to some answers to the mystery of magic... that is, if they can survive deep...

Jungle temples! Contraband discussions! Evasive truths!

The Away Team has questions, dear listeners, and the box has answers, but first they have to navigate that most terrifying of prospects: camping. Yes folks, we're deep in the jungle now and there's no soft beds for these weary travelers. A friendly face and a kind ear is all they'll find in this ancient and magical place.

Can the Away Team survive the night? Can they manage to...