The Third Floor Corridor

In this week's episode we take another look at the final entry of the Harry Potter series and try not to embarrass ourselves by pronouncing French names.

In this week's episode Harry has an out of body experience, more fighting breaks out at Hogwarts, and some Death Eaters sort of fall down and aren't seen again.

In this week's episode we get a disturbing glimpse into Snape's past, Harry dies, and we look back on stupid Dumbledore and his rocks.

In this week's episode Hogwarts is under siege, two horcruxes are destroyed, and we learn that Ron is a snake (Snon).

In this week's episode the main trio infiltrates Hogwarts, accidentally triggers a revolution, and Voldemort is not lazy, Voldemort has hustle.

In this week's episode the main trio complete their escape from Gringotts, quickly make their way toward Hogwarts, and if this dragon goes below 55 miles per hour we'll explode!

In this week's episode the main trio transitions from their encounter at Malfoy Manor into a heist, said heist doesn't go well, and we question if Hermione knows what a disguise is.

In this week's episode the main trio are captured and imprisoned, they bumble their way to freedom, and that dragon might as well be wearing sunglasses.

In this week's episode the main trio learn about a trio of magical artifacts, many dots are connected, and Harry's Harry Potter senses are tingling.

In this week's episode the main trio is reunited, they walk into another trap, and encounter the narrative tool known as Chekhov's horn.

In this weeks episode the main duo falls into a very obvious trap, some light is shone on Dumbledore's lurid past, and we try to defeat evil by camping.

In this week's episode the main trio are bad at camping, Harry gets to go back home, and they try to get all the beans.

In this week's episode the main trio execute their sloppy heist, acquire their first horcrux, and we take a little Voldemort vacation.

In this week's episode a dramatic parting happens at Grimmauld place, the main trio starts off a heist, and Harry Potter ruins my whole life.

In this week's episode the main trio begin their life on the run, we hear a revealing if not exactly tear jerking tale, and debate the merits of armor made out of photographs of motorcycles and muggle women.

In this week's episode Harry has an awkward birthday, we get to experience a magical wedding, and ponder the age old mystery of if Voldemort has legs.

In this week's episode we debrief after a botched operation, the Burrow gets a little crowded, and we consider trying to weaponize near death experiences.

In this week's episode Harry experiences an awkward parting from his family, a routine clone operation goes wrong, and Harry is in fact a Harry.

In the first episode of the final book in the series we catch up on the goings on of the dark forces, Harry samples a couple of opposed opinions on the late Dumbledore, and we reflect on what a shitty houseguest Voldemort is.