The Torch Report

This will be fun.

Today I would like to make up a new religion.

I mean, why not? People have been making up religions since the dawn of time, right? There is a clear historical precedent, as every cult inherently builds their own wacky belief system, fabricating their twisted delusion out of little more than thin air and wild imagination. In that spirit, let’s proceed with a bit of humor.

Imagine, if you will, that in some obscure co...

It’s been a blur.

The last couple of weeks I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. But, as promised, I’ve continued to dig into the complexities of weather modification. There is a long and documented history of government research and funding of weather modification techniques that dates back to at least the 1940s.

To provide just one of many tangible examples, the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation took an explic...

They can’t hide it.

Right now, woke lefties are defending foreign gangbangers and violent criminals from being deported, firebombing Tesla electric vehicles, demanding that judicial activists flagrantly ignore the Constitution, and continue freaking out and having a conniption fit over Donald Trump’s presidential mandate to Make America Great Again.

As predictable and entertaining as this may be, there is something else going on her...

Let’s review.

Friends, the last week has pulled me in so many different directions, I haven’t had time to put together a proper report. That said, I have been working on a full report on Solar Radiation Management — aka blocking out the sun — and I’m looking forward to doing a proper deep dive on the subject.

I’m sure that many of you have seen the strange lines in the sky.

With that in mind, as I’m working on that report and jugglin...

Let’s compare.

They say you can’t compare apples to oranges, but in reality, you sure as hell can.

Apples come in a large variety of colors, shapes, textures, and sweetness. Oranges on the other hand, being generally round and orange, have much less variety in these attributes. Apples have woody stems, and they make good pies. Oranges, not so much.

The list could go on, but that’s not really the point.

The human ability to compare an...

In the beginning…

The whole world had gone mad.

Reflecting on it, everywhere we looked people were covering their faces with worthless face diapers, recoiling from handshakes, afraid to stand too close, scared of crowded spaces, and following all sorts of absolutely ridiculous new “rules” — like social distancing with those stupid little stickers in the stores, getting testing like lab rats with those nasty little nose swabs, contact...

I’m curious.

I’ve always been curious. This morning I heard a new birdsong, a seasonal migrator of some sort, and I was immediately curious about what new bird this was. Was it one that I would recognize from last year? If so, I might be able to firmly pair the song with the bird, and brand it in into my mind. But then again, it was a new song, and I felt fairly certain I hadn’t heard it before. What could it be?

All of that went fl...

Let’s do this…

In the interest of time, I’m going to skip the introduction and truncate the recap. Suffice it to say there is a new narrative making the rounds, suggesting that Trump, Musk, and DOGE are facilitating an “authoritarian transformation” on behalf of the “tech elite” for the purpose of gaining total control over the whole of society.

I’ve called b******t and tackled this narrative head on in the last two reports:

I’m goin...

Let’s continue…

This is the second report analyzing the fresh narrative that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are ushering us into a techno-dystopian hell, per a plan that was mapped out by the “Hidden Philosopher” Curtis Yarvin, wherein the “tech elite” gain total control.

In yesterday’s report, I outlined how solid truths are being woven together with a series of false premises to present the seemingly thorough and somewhat plausible con...

It’s interesting.

Actually, it’s absolutely fascinating, at least to me, to watch the mind-bending unfold in real-time. Just yesterday, I was enjoying a conversation with an adept individual who did a masterful job of pointing out many of the great ironies of our time:

* Liberals declaring that free speech is a “free-for-all hellscape,” that it was “weaponized free speech” that caused the holocaust.

* Liberals demanding more funding ...

That didn’t take long.

Can you imagine being the President of the United States?

I can’t.

Furthermore, I cannot imagine what it must feel like those first few critical weeks, or what it would be like to have to pick a team of people whom you must trust to make major decisions that will impact the lives of millions of people.

How many people do you know that you could trust like that?

There are approximately 25 cabinet positions that...

Boom.

Elon Musk just dropped another bombshell DOGE report revealing that 20 MILLION PEOPLE over the age of 100 years old—some of whom are said to be over the age of 140—are actively collecting Social Security benefits. On top of that, the report indicates Social Security has over 394 million people in their database, while the U.S. population is a mere 334 million, yielding a shocking 60-million-person discrepancy.

The skeptical pea...

I love the winning.

I’m not sure if you’ve seen any of the footage of Team USA putting the smack down on the Canadian hockey team after they booed the National Anthem. There were three fights in the first ten seconds, where some good old boys drop the gloves and then dropped those smug Canadian cucks to the ice, beat their ass, before going on to out play them at their own game, winning in a decisive 3-1 victory.

It was glorious.

Th...

The Times They Are A-Changin’

It’s Friday, and there are a couple of things that have been on my radar that I’ve been keeping on the back burner. One is the looming risk the powers that be might try to yank the rug out from under Donald Trump by intentionally tanking the economy. The other is the gradual drip, drip, drip of fearmongering headlines about bird flu.

Granted, most people in the MAGA crowd are probably not staying tuned i...

Echo chambers.

All I hear when I listen to the news, when I tune into both liberal and conservative pundits, when I flip through the stories and videos on X, are a whole lot of fading echos. I hear the echos of thoughts that must have come from somewhere, but that 99% of the time are certainly not coming from the people flapping their gums.

How do I know this?

Because they are all repeating the same phrases, using the same words, an...

Take a guess.

What do you think the summer of 2025 is going to be like? Do you think it will be a 1967 style Summer of Love, or a 2020 style Summer of Rage?

Obviously, I only ask this rhetorical question to get your wheels turning. When wrapping the mind around all that’s in motion, to the best of our limited abilities, we’d be wise to look ahead, just a little, to speculate on where this is all going.

Looking too far ahead, things ...

Losing sucks.

Watching the Super Bowl yesterday was painful. I’d gone into it hoping to watch Patrick Mahomes make history by leading the Chiefs to a three-in-a-row victory. The reality that played out was hard to watch, as the Eagles defense stomped the piss out of the Chief’s offensive line and made Mahomes look like a school boy.

At any rate, that wasn’t even the worst of it.

Everything from opening with the so-called “Black Nati...

Let’s continue…

Yesterday, in TR 666 - Trump's Plan to Eradicate anti-Christian Bias has Direct Ties to Religious Corruption, I called out Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White, for her direct ties to gross religious corruption—and as expected, I lost subscribers because of it.

So be it.

Also in that report, I made the effort to stimulate critical thinking regarding how one might perceive the government’s role in promoting religion,...

It’s fitting.

Some time back a good friend asked if I’d do a special report on Satanism for Torch Report 666. We laughed about it, and I said maybe. It seems remarkably fitting that the front page headline news on The Hill this morning was this:

I know a great many Americans are excited and thoroughly grateful about this development, giving praise to God for Trump’s leadership, and celebrating the long overdue reconciliation to tradi...