The Tottenham Chronicles
2 Hackney marshes footballers discuss the farce carnival that is Premier League football.
Episodes
It's season 6 of the Tottenham chronicles and we still refuse to cut out the bit in the middle when one of us says" Could you pause it I need a Beer" and when know what happens next...we leave it in. haha.
No ads, no crap video of blokes who look they are under house arrest in the lamest room of the house, just an hour or gradually more incoherent football chat. Lillywhite style!
5 weeks late. Here's the TC's take on Tottenham's best night in 40 years.
Tottenham win the Europa league 2025!
Back in the UCL. oh good God!!
Whompah!!!
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LEAGUE. THIS IS OUR SECRET WEAPON.
OUT OF THE CUPS, BRENTFORD AND YANITED WINS AND SOCIEDAD OR AZ ALKMAAR IN THE EUROPA. BEAT YANITED 4 TIMES THIS SEASON IN BILBAO????
Elfsborg (3-0)and Brentford (0-2). FFS.
Tel, Danso and some kids. Dragusin ACL, no CB's and Liverpool for the cup final. Oh and Villa after that with Rashford. Strange world. Nom Nom Nom
With Christmas ruined let's see if we can kill the most depressing month of the year. You go get 'em Spurs.
Wolves (2-2), and Newcastle (1-2)
And why Spurs this season should be called the Archie Gray finishing school FC.
SPURS HAVE RECEIVED VERY LITTLE CHARITY THIS DECEMBER BUT HEY, WE STUFFED THE SAINTS (0-5) TO SEND RUSSELL MARTIN REACHING FOR HIS COERVER METHOD ANNUAL. (THE DUDE MISSED THE 5TH GOAL COS HE WAS BUSY EMPTYING HIS LOCKER)
WE LOOK FORWARD TO YANITED IN THE ENERGY CUP AND LIVERPOOL IN THE LEAGUE. ( WE COULD MAKE IT VERRRRRRYYYY INTERESTING OR PERISH IN A BALL OF FLAMES. EITHER OR. PFFFT
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
BOURNEMOUTH, CHELSEA, RANGERS...dont' get scared now.
ALKMAAR, PALACE, CITY, VILLA AND GALATASARAY...
ON WE MARCH TO BILBAO?!
FROM "WE HAVE NEYMAR" TO " "GALAHORRORSHOW"
ACH FOOK IT.
12 corners in the first half. My word.
Look forward to our potted history of AZ Alkmaar. Mousa Dembele's team and Jonny Metgod... if you know, you know.
onto Palace!
It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never disappoints in terms of tragedy against a knock-kneed Yanited on the Weekend.
We deep the City - Arsenal game, Rodri's ACL, Haaland lobbing the ball at Gabriels head after a 97th minute equaliser an...
Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇
Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won and lost... 🤠
Cardoso, Lo Celso and Dan Burns OG's...yummy.😜
Assna next.... oooo yeah
Up the Spurs
An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable.
It's Porro, Bissouma, Son and Romero all leading the charge and it's the Newcastle graveyard next. Ouch.
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend!
ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!
Ange Postecoglou's system relies on pull backs which in turn lends itself to Own Goals, this week we discuss whether Ange gets a goal bonus for these rather delicious opposition resilience breakers. Spurs have created the most OG's in the league so we ask does that mean that Spurs are saving on goal and assist bonuses this season and does Levy give a Ange a pat on the back each week?
Big end to the season coming up - Arsenal, Live...
We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham.
Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! Luton at home next. Come on!!!
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Spurs will decide where the title goes. Nice warm up for next year. Yeah booooiiiiii
AFCON and the ASIAN cup is over for our boys. Injuries are thing of the past and everyone is back. We have scores to settle...and no Europe to distract.
We 5th and dangerous...most nourishing.
follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron
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