The Trash Tapes

It is time to put on your studs, grab your axe and get hell bent for leather as the boys face Satan head on in this previously unreleased episode of the Trash Tapes, re-edited and distributed for your pleasure! Metalheads Johann and Ed prepare to go on a gory whirlwind ride through 'Deathgasm', a 2015 horror comedy that is a real love letter to heavy metal. It has blood, headbanging, demons, sexy innuendo, teen angst, vinyl...

On this action packed episode, the boys put on their aviator sunglasses and turn up the synth-wave as they shoot their way through the 1986 cult classic 'Cobra'. Listen as the host Johann and his victim Ed transmit from their isolation bunkers, trying to dissect this over the top Stallone passion project filled with explosions, silly faces and flat one liners all to create the most 80s flick ever! But will the boys take the...

On this very unique episode of the Trash Tapes, the boys are joined by filmmaker Sophie Black from Triskelle Pictures! The trio will be putting on their Lycra suits and prepare for all the ice puns as they tackle the flick that almost killed the Dark Knight film franchise, 'Batman and Robin'. Johann, Ed and Sophie go vine first into this camp fest with puns, bright colours, illogical character development and all the cheese...

With the release of the game 'Doom Eternal', the boys grab their Super Shotguns as they face the infamously demonic 2005 adaptation of Doom. Johann and Edward prepare to face the horde of the damned wrangled together with The Rock's Heel Turn and Karl Urban's sheer moodiness. But was it worth the journey to Mars? Can we handle the sheer torture? Keep on listening to find out!

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After 2 years of doing this podcast, the boys are finally ready to take out their Japanese swords to take on the legendary 'Samurai Cop'. Nicknamed 'The Room of Action Flicks', Johann and Edward prepare to face Robert Z'Dar's chin along with 5 sex scenes, a wig that has a life of its own, all the reshoots and the sheer madness that is this cheap Lethal Weapon clone. But how much can they take? Will the katan...

So after a short hiatus, the boys are back in town and ready to blast off the new and improved podcast with a bang! Johann and Edward get into their space suits and grab their laser swords as they review the infamous Star Wars rip-off film 'Starcrash'. The duo face many unique encounters with leather bikinis, pervy robots, villains with capes and all the cheese that can be chewed in this camp classic. But do our boys like i...

The Year is 2017... The Place is Steel Harbour... and out of all the sleazy joints in this dystopian wasteland, our hosts would have to walk into Pam's. The duo face down this unique retelling of Casablanca with 1996's "Barb Wire" starring sex icon Pamela Anderson. Be ready to uncover this boob filled extravaganza of sleaze, explosions, monotone acting and leather all in an alternative post-apocalyptic future. This ...

It is Retro gaming month at Enigmatic and what better way to pay respect to classic video games than to have the dastardly pair leave the arcades and watch the infamous Nintendo advert film known as 'The Wizard' starring Fred Savage! Get your spare change ready as Johann and Edward go down the warp pipe to find kid adults and man children, movie autism, kidnapping, Hell's Angels and family drama too intense for most fil...

Because of the sudden passing of the 90s Icon Luke Perry, the pair decides to revisit another part of 90s pop culture... but not as you know it in the 1992 version of Buffy The Vampire Slayer! Be ready for Johann and Edward to take down a creepy Donald Sutherland, the Campiest Performances, Sexy PeeWee Herman as a Vampire and of course... Valley Girl Slang! It is Joss Whedon's first attempt at the legendary slayer, a version pa...

Starting Season 2 with a bang as the dynamic trash duo explores the famous 'Child's Play' rip-off flick, "Dolly Dearest".  Listen as the birthday boy Edward puts Johann through the strangest experience of bad Mexican accents, satanic cults, sassy girls and dollhouses.

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So here it is! After producing 'The Trash Tapes' podcast for a year, the duo finally tackle one of the big ones! Johann and Edward decide to say Hi to Tommy Wisaeu's masterpiece 'The Room'. Listen as the hosts experience exquisite acting, breast cancer, undrinkable booze, framed spoons and the world's most awkward sex scenes. This episode is tearing us apart, Lisa!

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It is now 2019 and so Johann and Edward decide to look back at all the antics and torture they went through on their first year of the Trash Tapes Podcast, rating every single episode as well as discuss a few new films. What a roller-coaster of ride they go through with all the highs, lows, strange and confusing moments!

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It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... except for Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey as they prepare to watch 'Santa's Slay'! Listen as they get into the festive cheer with professional wrestler Bill Goldberg as a Killer Santa, attacking the Jewish, Angels, Strippers and Red Necks in the tiny town of Hell! Ho Ho Ho!

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It is NINJAVEMBER, and on this stealthy  episode of 'The Trash Tapes', Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey finish catch a plane to Florida to attack this true cult classic  'Miami Connection'! Listen as they sneak around Biker Ninjas, Orphans, Terrible Editing, Taekwondo and such bizarre madness with sheer slicing gusto. Get ready to pounce on this hidden 80s gem unearthed after 25 years of obscurity.

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On this very special Halloween edition of 'The Trash Tapes', Edward Harvey takes control of the show as for Johann's belated Birthday gift, he shows him the cult classic 'Ghoulies'! Listen as they go through surprise after surprise with this Gremlins rip-off with Satanic Cults, Wizards and all the Bad Puppetry!

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On this wet and wild episode of 'The Trash Tapes', Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey finish the summer time blues with a trip to the beach as they dive deep and watch the terribly funny "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"! Listen as they hear the world's best pickup line, John Barrowman playing butch and an altering sized dinosaur shark that can't stop eating! We are gonna need a better movie with this swimming around...

On this hilarious episode of 'The Trash Tapes', Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey get ready to adventure to Summer Isle as they look at the infamous Wicker Man Remake! Listen as they get more baffled and sweetened up with Burning Dolls, Bitchy Women, Bee Puns and Nicolas Cage on full Rage Mode! Pray to the Pagan Elders as The Wicker Man Returns!

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On this button bashing episode of 'The Trash Tapes', Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey gather their controllers to take on the famously bad 'Street Fighter: The Movie'! Listen as they grow more and more frustrated with this video game adaptation starring Raul Julia, Kylie Minogue and Jean Claude Van Damme with all the cheese, tropes and roundhouse kicks at the ready! Game Over!

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On this fascinating episode of 'The Trash Tapes', Johann Chipol and Edward Harvey go nightmare hunting with Freddy Krueger as they examine and review the lost gem in the franchise, 'Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge'! Listen as we laugh, analyse and scream like the best of them in this classic with its 80s butt dancing, BDSM, pool parties and a clear gay subtext that has made a huge cult classic amongs...