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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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to spill out my guts. No put intended because it
is Halloween. Oh We're about to make the positive into
the bank of knowledge. That is right, Welcome back to
Paranor Radio podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, points and girls. I
am triples Guards see your humble host, and I want
to thank the Lord for I'm going to be here
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today and I want to think everything, one of you
for allowing me into your space. We just got done
posting on YouTube and letting everybody know that the big
hommy Mythos is gonna be late to his YouTube premiere
because he's taking the time to record here tonight for
you beautiful folks on all ends. I want to make
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sure that you guys know where to find us. Guys
on YouTube. We are on all podcast platforms absolutely free.
You're gonna be like, yo, what's wrong with this energy?
I'm telling you something. I've been doing this to blow up,
and I forgot the essence of it. I've been doing
this because I wanted to be someone belong because I
wanted to be revered and respected and feared, and I
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was doing it all for the wrong reasons this last
couple of months, his entire freaking year. If you if
I'm honest, I forgot that this episode is I'm not
the only this episode. But this show is meant to
be fun. It has to be fun to be to create,
and it has to be fun for the consumer, for
the subscriber, for the listener. In order to be in
a high frequency, it needs to be fun. It needs
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to be enlightening, it needs to be peaceful. It needs
to be it needs to resonate love. So I want
to take a couple of steps back, and I want
to ask you guys to please forgive me. If you
guys have been loyal listeners and subscribing to the show
and I haven't been delivering the honest, truthful self. I'm
here back. I'm now here. I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
I'm a father and I'm a regular Joe just like
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you guys, and I'm going through a real, real hard
time in my life because I am I am fighting
not only addiction, but I'm also fighting my internal emotions.
And as a man, we're not supposed to talk about
our emotions. But what the hell am I here for
if I'm not here to express myself. It's hard. It's hard.
It's been a rough couple of days and I haven't
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been able to jump on the mic to really deliver
the impactful episodes that I want to deliver. But God
has a plan. God does everything by design, and I
trust that He will put me on the right path.
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Thank you for the people that are engaging right now,
and Rumbo, thank you now. And now for the side dog.
Let's jump in from the deep little point set the
freaking mood. My next special guest has been here before.
He is no stranger to my freaking danger. He's out
there in the Mother Midwest. He's my mother brother. I
call him Mythos. He is the host Riley from Midwest
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Mythods podcast was how you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What What's up? Brother? Man, it's a pleasure to be
here again. Man, I've been looking forward to this and man,
I'm ready to bring it. I know you're ready to
bring it. We both we both had some days these
last two days, brother boy did Yeah, I got us.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Through them and here we are, and you know what,
we can usually record with the blue where's it at?
But today, because it's a red holiday, I'm gonna go
with Red October.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I want to thank you again for spending some time
here again.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Today we have my very first I used to do
a fright Fest extrapaganza the entire month of October, but
I haven't had the chance to really dipe deep into
some crypted talks, into some serial killer stuff. But that's
why you're here today. Where can people find you? Riley?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Let them know, all right, you can find me anywhere.
You can type in Midwest Mythos if you want to
get a hold of me like that on the Instagram
Midwest Mythos. That is the play signed the most active.
You know, I took a month off, so you know
it ain't been real popping lately, but we're back on it.
That's gonna be active. I got a TikTok that I
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don't you, but you know it's there. It's some kind
and you got like four videos up on there that
you can check out. Oh yeah, find me on the
YouTube Midwest Mythos podcast and then anywhere you can listen
to a podcast, you can find by typing in Midwest Mythos.
And if you guys don't have an a grant in
your brain yet, one more time Midwest Mythos.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, yo, talking about Midwest Midwest Mythos on TikTok.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm on my fourth
account on TikTok. And also we opened a Sora account. Guys,
if you guys want to engage on some AI badassery,
check us out on Sora. I'm telling you it's freaking legit.
(06:41):
You don't know what Sora is. It's chat gbt's Sora.
It's like AI generated videos with audio, and it's insane.
I've been playing with it. So every single thumb note
that you guys see is created on Sora. But now
Sora two came out and it made it into a
social media platform type stuff, and I think, mark my word,
it's going to overtake TikTok. I'm telling you anybody that
anybody can make AI videos and generate content and content
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create and become the next big thing so much. In fact,
the homie Big Helmy Grim from the from the Big
grim Bowski podcast is creating the very first conspiracy theorists
inspired short film, All Done in AI, starring myself from
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Paranoid Radio podcast, Catalyst Jones from The White Rabbit, Chef
from Sunday Night, Secret Societies, Flash or Flesh, Underscore News One,
Rico from the Talking Roosters podcast, and many others. I'm
telling you, bro, the plot is about killing crazy. I
can't say the word with the Jay Funny hate people
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as lizards invading our earth and we're physically demolishing them
with these beautiful guns. Can I say? Guns on YouTube?
Water guns? Water guns? Try guys, you gotta go check
that out and that's gonna be out on you two,
but as well for everybody to see that is groundbreaking
because no one's doing that. I think he's the very first, dude,
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I think.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
So he sent me a little teaser. Dude, I was
laughing so hard and now yeah, and not like because
it was bad or anything, because it was probably one
of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my
entire life. I just could not believe it. I was like,
(08:34):
what am I watching? Oh yeah, and why do I
want so much more of it?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Because it's hard to watch, but it's also consumable. Guys,
keep that eye by the time this episode comes out
in Hollywood Halloween that that entire movie will probably be
screening already on all social media platforms and you can
find it out on Paranor Radio dot Com in Paranor Radio,
on Instagram, Nition, everywhere everywhere else. Yo, Midwest, mythos, it's
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your specialty. It is Halloween. Let's get school spooky. I
want to wish a happy Halloween to everybody out there
that's enjoying this time around. I used to talk about
Halloween and say that it was a very cryptic and
very satanic and a coult holiday. But you know, quite frankly,
you make it to what you wanted to be. It's
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the truth, Bro. I know people that enjoy Christmas and
I know people that enjoy Halloween. Not everything is doing darkness.
You know what I'm saying, Bro, Bro, I.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Know what you're saying. That's why I got married on Halloween. Bro,
you make what you make of it, and I never
I'll never I'll never forget the day.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Smart man, very smart man. When I grow up, I
want to be like you mid those of the time you.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's a smart meltain with something dog yo to they.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We're gonna be scaring the people with a little darkness
and some of your stories, Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But right before we jump in it, and I want
to remind you that this is perner ready podcast check
goes out, drop a faster you for you on YouTube,
love and Respec's freaking go Bro. Okay, what's one of
your darkest stories for you got that? You got it
on us?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Share with me, bro, Bro, honestly I got a couple,
but this one is honestly a This one's really really
weird because it's not deniable in anything. It's one of
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those horror stories that is so far fetched and crazy
that it sounds like, oh, somebody wrote this as a
movie script, but this actually happened, and it's uh the
port Locke incident or have you ever heard of that before?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Never that never never enlightened me or wait or scare me?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
All right, So port Lock is a former fishing town
in Alaska, and you know it was fish is pretty
good up there. I mean, you got your Alaskan CODs,
you're lasking crab, all that good stuff. If you like
to see food, chances are you've eaten some stuff that
comes straight from Alaskan salm.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And you know there's some big money in that. So
to the fact, you know, I'm not I'm not gonna
mention that. Just know there's some big money in that
and a lot of a lot of people to live
in Alaska, it's tough, so you're giving up a lot
to go up there and make these bands. In the
nineteen fifties, things got a little weird. And that's because
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some weird stuff started happening.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Mhmm, woa. I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Thanks baby, I had her standing there waiting to flip
the lights just but uh yeah, So some wild stuff
started happening. You know, people, you know, it's Alaska, it's wilderness.
Even if you're on the bay in the basin, you know,
you still got woods and all this stuff behind you.
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So this village, this town, some people may say, started
noticing these weird things out in the woods. They started
noticing strange tracks, you know, footprints that are a little
too big to be human. You know, they kind of
look human, but they're a little too big. I might
be giving away the monster at this point, but uh huh.
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They started having some weird noises, calls, screams, all this
stuff out. Then animals and stuff started going missing, and
they're like, oh, so you know, people start uh looking around,
you know, asking questions. You know, maybe there's wolves, you know,
they got them Gino Yukon, grizzlies and all that kind
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of stuff up there. Maybe it's a grizzly or something
like that. Well, as time went on and they started
keeping and having stuff, people started disappearing, well and women, children,
all this kind of stuff. They just started disappearing. And
they started finding mutilated bodies all over the place. All right,
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So time keeps on going and they start seeing these things,
these giant hairy man creatures out in the woods, and
at night time they would come and to you know,
start abducting people. They start destroying the town and stuff
like that. Well, you know, people are making a lot
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of money here, so they're toughing it out. You know,
they're just you know, it's probably embarrass probably something, you know,
it's bear standing up. Well, time went on and it
started getting really really bad. So one night it got
really like a whole tribe of them. And this is
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just from what I've read. There's different things, but a
whole bunch of them came and just started demolishing everything.
Everybody left everything as it was. It ran to the
beach and they stayed on the beach out of.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The woods for days and days and days.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
As they started boating people away.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What yeah, just what the heck?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Just because these things were attacking them, These bigfoot were
attacking these people, this village of people, which you know
you don't hear, well, I guess you do, just because
you know your friends like me and Drew ski We
we tend to bring the more violent side of these
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things out. But most people.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
From operations in Cryptic Warfare podcast, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh bro, shut up, brother, much love. But Sasquatch in
Alaska is a whole different beast. These if you couldn't
tell by this story, these things are violent. That's why
they're called the Alaskan Killer Bigfoot because just like any
creature up there, they're freaking massive compared to everything else,
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and they're a lot more violent because they have to be.
But these things pushed an entire village of people out
making really really good money, killed a bunch of them,
all this stuff, and I did I don't know. I mean,
I've been really scared in my life, but I don't
know if I've ever been so scared that I leave
my house in the middle of the night to run
to a beach that's scared.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's a next level fear. Yeah, next level fear. Bro.
That's an interesting story. I have one for you too,
now that we're storytelling around the fire. Checked this out.
So I did a deep dive and this is not
most of your story is just a deep dive basically
on the original Batman. So I like, I like touching
roots with doing deep dives. Where like the people that
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I come from, not that I'm super proud for or anything,
because they were very i want to say, almost demonic,
very dark, very twisted, and the Mayans were known like
I think I've did it a presentation on a couple
of our homies the show where they were using liquid
liquid crystal glass right too to induce themselves and introduce
their energies and consciousness into the organic algorithm of the earth. However,
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this episode is not about that. This part of the
story is not about that. These people were also right
letting demonic entities ride their bodies. So in a in
a in the old days, there's a special word for
Muslims with they call it gin when you're possessed. The
Catholics in the Christians call it possession infected spirits. Every
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every ancient society has a special different name for what
demonic possession is. And many many entities, I mean many
society these also many priests, like the Greeks, like the Egyptians,
and even the Mayans and the Aztecs, the Olmecs and
the other ancient civilizations. They used their magic and plants
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and ritual dances and satanic rituals so that they could
become and call in these spirits purposely and get possessed purposely.
Now I'm not going to go into detail what the
procession symptoms are, but I am going to go into
what they become. So we call them skin walkers nowadays,
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but they used to have these. The Mayans and the
Onlyx were obsessed with transforming their bodies into creatures and
abominations bro like the ware jaguar and the where bat
like the original Batman. In fact, I think I sent
you the image of the original Batman. It was called
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Chasmos with two z's, And you can find this entity
and depictions of these entities in the dark caves of
the Yucatan Peninsula. And why is it so important. It's
because the sacrifice is worse. You had a drink blood,
baby's blood. You had to sacrifice animals in certain days
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of the year and enter the caverns with permission. Still
to this day, if you enter these caverns and you
don't ask permission or are routed by a priest, you
get this infection called malbientos, which means terrible winds. And
when you come out of those caves, if you make
it out of those caves, you come back with some
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type of stutter, heart problems, high blood pressure, you can't
sleep in, sonia, schizophrenia, all types of different attachments. Very important,
And the most important thing is that when they would pray,
they were trying to transform half man, half human into
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this Casmots entity. It's a ritual filled with blood, life
sacrifice in order to become a skin Walker of the
Dark in those caves, and there's more details about cosmos.
But yeah, Bro, very interesting stuff, dude.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I remember the other night when you sent me a
picture of that thing. I was like, that looks like
something straight out of the depths of Hell.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It was not pleasant to look at. And I can
you know most people would look at that thing and say,
you know, ah that you know, that's just like a
fairy tale. You know, don't worry about it. But like
you said, you find these images of these things in
the backs of the caves. Bro, and I I don't
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believe that our ancestors had as a good imagination as
we did when it comes to artistic artistically, I mean
as far as like coming up with these creatures and stuff.
Because us, our minds have been so saturated with all
these images of media and stuff like that it's easy
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for us to match these things together. But we're also
pulling these things from all over the world. So I
really think they had to see something like the one
I saw. I was like, that's just not something somebody
comes up with. That's something somebody sees and records.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Dude, somebody experiences. Yeah, in this case, these people were
just experiencing it, but they were manifesting it. They were
they were bringing it out opening these portals. Coincidentally, in
that area of the world, there's also the biggest portals,
the biggest cave systems, the biggest mercury liquid mercury reservoirs
in the freaking planet. I'm telling you what, it's the
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thirty third parallel. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Well you know what's wild? One more a wild thing
about it. And this is just me being a big
comic book nerd and all this kind of stuff. So
they've been doing with the Batman like movies and stuff
like that, the animated ones. They've been doing Batman's from
across the world, and so they did Samurai Batman, they
did like an anime style. Well, this next one that
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comes out in a couple of days is uh ASTech Batman,
and so he's got like all Asstech Kyle, all the
face pain, all the you know, inscriptions and stuff like that,
which I wonder where they got the inspiration and stuff
for that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
You know, Casmots, what other scary story do you have
for us? Bro let me and just before we why
are you looking through your notes and think I'm gonna
tell you, guys, what is casmots known for.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
In Old Man.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Stories?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And this is just Google. I'm not using chgbt. Cosmics
is the name of likely stems for confusion of Camazots.
It's actually Camisots and chasmos. I stand corrected. The Mayan
bat's god is featured prominently in later Meso American mythology,
especially in the Mayan creation story of popol Vu. The
Old Mix civilization is considered the mother culture and blah
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blah blah blah blah. Kasmots. The myth of cosmos is
described as popol Vu and is well known part of
the Mayan and Olmec legend. It's famously the it okay
look in the story Camazots. Famously the capitates one of
the two twins of the of the creators in the
pantheon for the Olmec and Mayan civilizations. So it controls
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the darkness, it has has a hidden temples, and it
was a key element in the pantheon of the ancients.
That is not I didn't even go that deep into it.
The I'm gonna do a whole episode on.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Chemisarts, bro, bro, I think you should. I think there's
a lot skinwalker Yeah essentially, I mean, and there's these
things all over the world. Man, I don't like that
people think of skinwalkers just inside you know, Southwest America.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, they're everywhere, everywhere.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
All right, I'll give you the I'll give you the
option of two of them. I got another bigfoot one
or I know, it was not the list of what
we're talking, but it's kind of local for me, and
it's some Native American lore.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Give me the Native American hit me with the shot man.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
So we got we got the ps p as a monster.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
So it's from Illinois and it's part of the Algua
Algonquin Indians. And so the Piazza monster, what it translates
is to the bird that devours men.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, so the legend, uh legend has it was? There's
this big it almost it looks like some kind of
chimera do It's got like the man of a fay.
It's got a man's face an eagles body. We look
at that with like some dragon scales. And so how
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they originally besides Algonquin like word of mouth is h
if you google it, the Piazza Monster Illinois. All you'll
see is this image on the side of a rock
and that goes along the river, and they somebody's going
down the river and they notice this painting on the wall.
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So they you know, asked the tribe and stuff like that,
and they got the thing. Uh so basically this giant
man bird like griffin kimara thing.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh that's fucking sorry. If I'm cursing, that is nuts. Yeah,
keep talking, and I'm gonna bring this picture up. This
is I think this is shareable. This is shareable. Keep talking,
keep telling me about this stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
All right. So back in you know, back in the day,
the this thing would go around supposedly and just devout,
you know, that's the name. The man devour and bird
started going around destroying people all that. So there was
this Native American leader. I'm trying to find in my
notes where his name is real quick. Sorry, this was
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one that I had pulled up and then I took
it down, but then I brought it back up after
you mentioned that. So all right, so the whole I'm
really sorry, really sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I do prom the Piazza monster. Look at this, folks, yo,
that is nuts. I've never seen this ever. Why have
you been frea Where did you keep this little gem?
Look at that?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So I'd be lying if I if I said that
I was the one that you know, made this in
the circulation now a small town monsters. They did a
documentary it's called Terror in the Skies and they talk
about Indiana and Illinois like all these because we got
a lot of winged creatures up in the skies. We
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got Chicago moth Man, there's thunderbird side a kid got
abducted by a thunderbird fifteen to twenty minutes down the
road from my house. But then we got this thing. Yeah,
so all right, I can't all right, so I can't
find a tribe chief's name. But basically this thing was terrorizing.
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So a bunch of men went out. They tried to
kill it. Their spears and stuff weren't working very well
against it. So the chief was like, all right, here's
what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
He got like one.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Hundred plus of them and they all went in. They're like,
we're gonna trap this thing, and then like we're gonna
get real close into it and we're gonna kill it. So,
you know, he lost a couple of dudes. But then
the legend goes. You know, they started just going going
to town on it, and the chief dealt the final
blow on it and just dropped it and there was
nothing else. Ever. Again, you know, there's not a whole
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bunch on it besides the fact that this thing used
to attack people and the chief just destroyed it. But dude,
just imagine that thing flying around because I believe in dragons, bro,
I believe in dragons.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Chief Altoga, Yes, that's what it was. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, dude, they murked it, dude, But I think as
kids men, our descendants still might be going around in here. Man,
there's always weird stuff out in the sky. And like
I said, I think it was in the eighties or
nineties and around rowand Prairie, Indiana. The dude, a kid
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was playing out in this yard and this giant bird
came down and swooped him up and started dragging him away,
drug him across his property, and then eventually dropped him
because he was a little too heavy. But eight nine
year old kid, bro, I don't know any bird that's
big enough.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is one of the most interesting pieces of cryptics
that I've ever seen. Between between like Skinwalkers, the Pratta.
I've learned about the Pratta, Babe. I'm gonna drop that
episode very soon with the Cryptic Hunches Jessica Jones. Man
shout out to missus Jones. But this one, dude, the Piazza,
(28:44):
that's nuts, bro.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Look at that, man, it is absolutely wild.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Man.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Hey, if you ever I'll tell you what. You ever
make your way up here to the Midwest, we'll take
a little trip and we'll go kayaking pass this thing.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's like a dragon mixed with like a deer and like,
I don't know, look at this, bro, look at this
depiction of it. At freaking wild, bro, beautiful creature if
you look at it from side I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I mean, damn, you got that fishtail, all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Man, It's it's like a weird hybrid spliced with all
the major like the top predators of the You have
the mammals, you have a bird, you have you have
you have the claws of a bird, you have actlers,
you have the face of a line. You have I
mean you have scales like a fish. That means this
is an elemental type of animal. And this is the
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camasots that I wanted to show you guys. This is
the original. This is actually an original Mayan depiction of
the Camerasots and this is the the item. This is
the bat winged creature that I was telling you about.
And it was half man, half bat and I'm telling you, bro,
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very inspirational. You can see the Mayan as the depictions
of it right here. That's freaking crazy dog.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
That is why that look something straight out of Monster Hunter. Man.
I don't know if you have a word, bro.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So this kind of puts me like, okay, well then
what the hell was what has a chup ofcabra been?
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Right, look at that, because like that definitely fits more
of the Mexican troop of Cabra.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
The Mexican choop of cabra kind of like this, that's
the like that the depictions they were. It was kind
of like Acholo thelo dog, but it said that it
had scales in the bag kind of like this. So
the blood sucking. Actually the is not Mexican. Actually, the
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first sighting of Chop Ofcabra was in Puerto Rico, and
then it jumped onto the States and it moved down
into this is nut. That's actually a pretty scary freaking
look at that, and it's known for also blood sucking
through the neck and multiple cattle hundreds of stories about
Trooper Coppra. The chupacappa was huge in the late nineties
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and early two thousands. If you guys remember the back
the chop of Coappra was uh one of those one
of the scariest blood sucking even in hey, one of
the scariest blood sucking phenomenon in the country. Bro dude.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's wild, especially when you get like, like you said,
it originates in like Puerto Rico and stuff. They talk
about this thing being like greening and glowing and all
that stuff, almost like an alien. But if if you're
in the same mindset as me, aliens are just you know,
demons and stuff like that. Ooh, like where you're taking this,
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it all comes together. Man, All skin walkers are man
as people in contract with demons that allow them to
transform and stuff like that. I mean, I think that
covers a lot of these things, man.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
And going back to like the piazza, look at that much.
That's the one you brought up. The piazza, right, and.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's all you know, it's associated with water. Man, Well,
was there a lot of here in Illinois, Michigan, Indiana? Hmmm,
bricking water, dude, the Great Lakes, the Mississippi River runs
through there, the Ohio River, Dude, there's so much water.
I mean, this thing's got a fishtail. It wouldn't surprise
me if there's these things living in the lakes and
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in the rivers.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Man, I think so too. Let me not. Let me
ask you this question, though, bro, one more, give me
one more story. Let me ask you a personal question.
What was the story that made you take a step
back and say no, I want to go home. Let's
you turn around. It doesn't have to be crypted. Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm trying to think. I got a stupid one that
got me for a long time. But hit me, bro,
I'll give you the silly one that first. Then I'll
give you the serious one. All right, This one will
get some laughs if there's children listening. Parents, Yeah, you know,
for the end, I'll try to make it as PG
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as possible, but possibly skip it. So growing up, you know,
we got a lot of woods and stuff around here.
My buddy's dad liked to messle with us all the time.
So one day we're he was my buddy would trick
us saying, hey, Riley, whoever else is coming? This time
it was my buddy Pablo. He's like, hey, Riley, Pablo,
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you guys want to come and have some dinner hang out?
Like sure? And this is before we got used to it.
Whenever this buddy would invite us over to have dinner,
it meant, oh, we're gonna put you to work and
then you'll have dinner later tonight, you know, as our friend.
So we didn't care. So we were out shopping some
wood one day and his dad was like, hey, boys,
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is starting to get dark. We got to get inside
here soon. We gotta get out of the woods, getting
you know, get back you know, in the yard inside
all that kind of stuff. Like okay, why he's like,
because the wooly boggers come out And I'm like, what's
a wooly bogger? And he's like these He's like, oh, Riley,
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I know you like Star Wars. It's kind of like
e Walk, but it's like more slender and it's not
it has a hair over his body, but it's not
bushy and hangs down like e Walk, and it's got
this big uh, you know, big mouth, real big lips,
I should say, but it's a they go vertical instead
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of the sideway, you know, horizontal like ours and uh
you know, real small eyes and it you'll hear a niggle.
You'll hear that out in the woods.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
And that's a good interpretation of that creature.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, and I'm like, okay, all right, so we're showing
in the yard. He goes and hides out in the
woods and it's like he starts going we just start
freaking out or like, where's where's your dad? Where's your dad?
And you know, for the longest time, we wouldn't go out,
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like we wouldn't go out of the woods at dark.
You know, we're young. We didn't think. And what the
wildest part is is his uncle had the head of
one of these hanging up in his house. Yeah, so
we're like, oh, they're real, they're real. Well, as you know,
as this is the part parents, you know, uh, you
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might want to fast forward at about forty five seconds. Well,
it turns out the wood barger was a a doe
vagina with googly eyes and a beard put on it.
Oh my, so you just cut the back end of
the dough off and hang it and puts some eyes
on it, some teeth inside the Yeah, but we're my god, Yeah,
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and they're hanging up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
So it's disgusting, it is, But that that that's the funny.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
That that's the first one that like got me not
going with But by the time we're like twelve, I
was like, oh, I know what that is now. He
was like, yeah, it took you a little longer than
I'm on a wood. But yeah. So, but that that's
a local legend that everybody gets told about around here
to keep you out the woods at night.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
But I haven't. I have an episode called Lunatic Luna Tic.
It's on season one. It's one of the first I
want to say twenty five to one hundred, I want
to say the first twenty five episodes called Lunatic. And
this is when the show had a very low production
but you could find it on YouTube and everywhere. Guys
if it was are interested. And it's an episode on
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a serial killer killer called Albert Fish. He had a
he had a cult following called the Fishheads, and he
was not only a pedophile, but he was also a
murdering animal. During the early eighteen hundreds in New York
and they people used to call him the Brooklyn Vampire.
And he used to grab people bro and hang them up.
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And this guy grew up like with pain. Like he
would put He would put nails in his part and
then his back part inside masturbate to have he wouldn't
he would have in a full on direction while he
was in pain. He went multiple times to the emergency
(37:37):
to get nails and staples and all types of other
different sharp objects outside out of his body, out.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Of his yeah back.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
And he was also he was he was gay. And
the dude would have sex with men, take them out
to the woods, hang them, and then skin parts of
his body and eat them. And he would eat human
flesh Albert fish. He wasn't only a serial killer, but
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he was a cannibal. He was a masochist. On top
of that, then he started doing it to kids. He
would abduct children, take them into his warehouse, and then
inflict pain on the victims until they couldn't scream no more.
And then later bits by bits that he would have
his victims pull out their own nails and then feed
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it to him. He was an insane character. He was
a Lunatic Albert Fish from New York from the eighteen hundreds,
I think at eight hundred or seventeen hundreds and eighteen hundreds.
I think it is one of the most absurd, insane
and horrific stories in the world. I did a four
deep dive on it. Very gruesome. Not for the faint
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of heart. It's called lunatic on Season one. Yo, i'ma
share one story real quick, and this is pretty scary.
When I was eleven, tour result used to go get
high with my brothers at the Rose Hills Cemetery where
we now currently have my mom buried. My mom and
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it's a beautiful place now, but before, whenever it was
under construction, anybody could just go up the hill and
it's a huge hill. It's Rose Hills, and it's like
you have to drive all the way up and it's
within fifteen minutes. You get to the Chinese portion of
the cemetery, which is overlooking the entire sang Giro Valley
o Valet and also into downtown. It's a beautiful place.
It's where easy E was buried. And one time my
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brothers and I went and it was just me and
my brother They are twins. By the way, one of
them stayed in the car with his girlfriend and we
wanted to leave them alone for a bit so they
could get the freak on. So myself and Omar walked
away and we started going up to the Chinese cemetery
and go get high up there and we just sit
at the park. And so this time we went and
we saw that they had like a mini Chinese Christian
(39:57):
temple right before like a it was a chapel where
they do like the sermons and not sermons because they're
called the dumb dumb the vigils. So then I walked
in there and then we seen that the lights were
on and we heard some people chanting like like like worshiping.
I'm like, what the heck, bro, it's like freaking twelve
and there's people up here with the freak.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
So we went Bro.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
The lights were on, the door was opened and it
was glass door. The door was open. You could hear
the chance, but there was nobody inside the church. So
my brother opens it up. He opens it and as
soon as he opens the lights turn off. Foam and
they're like, yo, there's anybuddy betty here, bro, get out
right now. We don't call the cops. And by this
time we were freaking shitting it. They were like, what
the heck. And then we're like, yo, bro, what the
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fuck was that. My brother looks at me, he's like, dude,
let's get out of here, bro, let's go talk Freddy.
And we're about to turn around, and then we hear
the chanting again from the outside of the church, but
it wasn't inside. It was it was like four or
five women singing like worshiping outside of the church, and
were like, what the crap. We turned around, bro, and
we've seen an older lady sitting down like this in
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the dark on the side of the of the building.
And it was dark, there's no lights, and you see
that you can see the shadows of the trees her
sitting right in the middle, and then the side of
the building, and then that door where the lights were on.
When we opened the door right before the lights turned off,
and we looked the lights turn on, so it's the air,
the air the light glare. It's a little glaring and
you can still see like the silhouette of her white robe.
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That ro she had like a like a like a
bathrobe almost on and she was like this is like
do you need help? And she started singing and then
she stands up and looks at the wall. She didn't
look at us yet, and we're likeknokt the fuck out
of here. I'm out of here. And I grabbed all
my school cool and I freaking pulled them down. And
then we start running down bro, and I'm like, I'm
running so fast. One of my freaking flip flops flies
off and I'm like, oh fuck. They get to the
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thing and then Omar freddie and like, hey, bro, what'saw?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
He turned on the lights. We're like, get in the car.
I'm like, Bro, were you knocking on the window? I'm
like no, there's people knocking in the window of the
car so they couldn't get their freak on because somebody
was hunting dead car.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
And then Omar and I were stopped right before we started.
We were gonna smoke and get stoned. Somebody was hunting
up there too, So we got in a freaking car.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
We started driving as fast as possible down.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It's a good thing is only fifteen minutes away from home,
but it was one of the wildest start. And then
when we got home, we popped up with some beers
and we were just fucking laughing. Yes, guys, I started
doing drugs and drinking at a very young age, but
my brothers are and I were unseparable and we still
mentioned that story so to this day. And the guys
were like, dude, what do you think it was like, Yeah,
we're definitely being freaking haunted or fucked with. We're probably
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being fucked with because that area by Turnable Canyon, Turbo
Conyon is one of.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
The most scary places here in California. To Turbo Canyon,
Rose Hills, seeing the Heights, and then the San Gable
Valley Mountains, all of them are known to hosts a
lot of disappearances for one one missing, a lot of
abduct kids, but most importantly some KKK gatherings. Very so
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I think we're getting sucked with. That's what I believe.
Hey man, that is.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
That's wild man, that that does. That blows my story.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
I was about to say out the water, it's a
good day to spread some some some some beautiful stories
and that we don't have an agenda, guys.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
We were just here to share our stories with you. Guys.
I want you guys to remember that this is the
time to remember your dad, honor them, love each other
when you're alive, and obviously, intent is everything. Guys, you
have an intimate relationship with God and have fun this
Halloween Eve, Halloween Halloween time. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
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Go out the trigger, treating live on people. Not everything
is dark, not everything is hopeless. We'll let you keep
it hopeful over here, Yo, mythos. Let them know where
they can find your break.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Dog can find me anywhere. You can tap in Midwest Mythos.
I'm on the YouTube, all podcast platforms, Instagram at Midwest
myth thoughs. You know there's the TikTok. It sounds like
I'm gonna be downloading Sora here too, even though I
don't like AI. But you know all my friends are
doing it, so I gotta do it too.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Follow me, follow me. We started doing some content together. Bro,
I'm down, and you fired it now I do.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
I don't know if you wanted to wrap this up
or I I got I got the serious one for you.
It's short and all right. So, uh, this kind of
covers two properties right by each other. So my mom
was on the PTO of my elementary school and middle
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school and all that stuff really involved. So me and
my sister, Uh, we stayed after school a lot. We'd
go in early, and a couple of our friends' parent
moms were on the PTO as well, so you know
there'd be a group of us kids just hanging out
and stuff like that. Well at the elementary school, uh,
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there would be this in the boys' bathroom is where
they kept all the gym supplies and there was just
these rooms that kept on going on and on. Back
behind that were stores that no nobody had access to.
There was a gate, but we were cool with the
gym teacher, so you know, he told us where the
key was and all this stuff. But the legend, the
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school legend was that the old principal from like the
seventies and eighties, he passed away of cancer. But with
everybody would uh because the cemetery is right next to
the school, like there's the school, there's the cemetery that
the that this dungeon thing was haunted and stuff, and
(45:52):
you know the old principal was there, and dude, it
was just so weird. It's scarce all the time. Like, uh,
they we were like, oh, let's go play basketball. Then
we had to sit there and realize, oh, we had
to go well, I had to go in there and
get the basketball because I was the only boy, so
I would refuse to do that, you know, and we'd
be scared running around the school at night, thinking that,
(46:14):
you know, there's ghosts and stuff chasing us. But it
got real creepy when I got into you know, middle school,
because the old middle school building has been around for
almost I think it's going on like almost two hundred years,
and there's this part of it called we It was
the football locker room. So old building. It's got like
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four floors, which was wild for a school with only
like two hundred people in it. But in the basement
was called the dungeon and that's where the football locker
room was. And he had to go down. You had
to go down all these super narrow.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Sterboys.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, just like actual dungeon stair cases going down. Oh,
brick decrepit and stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Everything else have been remodeled, but this was just like terrifying,
and everybody was scared to go down there by theirselves.
But you know, two hundred ye old buildings, people died
there and stuff like that, you know, so there would
be stories of like ghosts, like teachers would even talk about, Yeah,
I was here by myself. Like my one teacher, she's
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straight up told us like whenever she We're like, oh,
the TV's in your room. Are we gonna watch a movie?
And she was like no. When I come here by
myself and I'm in this building by myself, I get terrified.
Not to scare your kids, but y'all are y'all are
in sixth grade. You can handle you can handle this.
Uh yeah, I have to. I have to play movies
because I hear stuff people walking in the hallways and
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stuff like that, and I know I'm the only person here.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
So she would distract herself and she wouldn't pay no mind,
no energy.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Right, So that stuff would happen. And it was cool
because I became friends with their daughters, so I got
to hang out there in high school and college and
they hear all these other stories and stuff in the place.
But you know, one time I was late to football practice,
so I had to go down there by myself, get
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all my gear on and stuff, and dude, it felt
like I was being washed. I swear one of the
showers turned on it. Dude, it looked like an actual
dungeon and stuff, and everybody in the school was terrified
to go down there by themselves.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Oh yeah. And then even if it wasn't true that
there was entities that everybody paying that energy and they're
manifested it, something something would pop up.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Right, dude, And it was just like this thing that
everybody was terrified to do, and everybody at one point
ended up down there by themselves and it was just
like awful. Like we had to take a shower one
time down there because we had practiced in the mud
and these showers haven't been turned on in fifty years
probably woo. So it was just it stank, It was moist, mildewy.
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It was a dungeon, dude. But yeah, that that that
was one of those ones that like always sat in
the back of my mind and still does to this day.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Man, And there's people still going the school still open today.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Uh. They actually shut it down, that happened. Yeah, they
shut it down because it it was too much. A
church took it over. But then the church got out
there like we don't want this place no more.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
And oh you know what though, right, So they probably
were there to spirit doing some spiritual mapping and then
they they was to they couldn't they couldn't deal with it.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, yeah, dude, it's it was just wild man and
you know, sitting in the heart of town and there
it's an old town. There's a lot of ghost stories
and stuff like that. There's a the County Museums right
next to it. And do that place, that place is
haunted one hundred and ten percent. I volunteered there. But
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when you got Native American artifacts, when you got dead
like soldiers from World War two's uniforms and stuff like that,
their weapons and stuff. Oh yeah, you know, that stuff
just comes with the territory.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
It comes with energy too. Yeah right, and with that
on that beautiful tone, Happy Halloween, ladies and gentlemen. This
episode is dedicated to the listener of the week and
the listener of the week is CYA nineteen. Thank you
so much for following and engaging and give me a
couple of likes on Instagram if you haven't already done so,
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listen to the show and watch us on YouTube. This
episode goes out to Cyay nineteen on Instagram. Thank you
so much, ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. That is
Riley from Midwest myth Thos Podcast. I want to tell
you something, Bro. Thank you, Bro, thank you so much
for being here. It means the world. Thank you for
taking the time, thank you for sharing your stories. Thank
you for engaging with me and engaging with the audience.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
So when this episode comes out righting on Halloween, I
want everybody to know that. I want you, guys to
have a beautiful Halloween. And you, mister take carry sov
and go rock the mic over there with your other shows.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Thanks brother, thanks for having me. This is a blast.
We're gonna have to do something like this against So
you know what, if you're down, let's put it right here.
You want to do Thanksgiving? Getting some Thanksgiving folklore?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I like Thanksgiving folklore. About what's going to folklore? I
like it. I've actually done something guys on Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving
is a very underrated, scary season for the country. I'm
telling you there's stories out there for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down this freaking go.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Let's do it all right, don't catch me here again Thanksgiving.
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