Shocking Conventions

Well it’s confession time for Jon. This damned podcast contains a couple of damning confessions by who I thought was the more sensible and erudite of the two personalities. Shaun, as is his wont, praises himself with a couple of elementary school anecdotes which serve as shameless self-promotion of what a sweet, kind, and creative child he was. Jon apparently took those stories as confession time for his malfeasances  of yesteryear, which are abundant. Not only did these stories serve as condemning evidence of Jon, they revealed the sadistic nature of Shaun, who couldn’t stop laughing about Jon’s actions. Shaun even calls himself out on his sadism as though that’s some sort of exculpatory act, which it’s not. If you point out and laugh at your own sadism, Shaun, that doesn’t make you less sadistic! And I know you’re using a shock collar too, and you probably like it.