The Unprofessionals

We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward EPISODE 100 – and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits.

It’s gonna be epic. Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense, possibly illegal banter, and maybe even a few guests brave (or stupid) enough to show up.

We’re pulling out all the stop...

This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of Ozzy bloody Osbourne — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning.

Fuelled by the filthy legends at 8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of cokes — and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re talking Grass Jelly in a can. T...

The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms.

This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary Brother V Brother beer from the absolute weapon lords at Hogg Culture , and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic Pirate Life Lager provided by Hotel 190 — the only joint that actively encourages our public intoxication.

Strap ...

It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help.

The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real: HMMM That’s Delicious turned into HMMM That’s Questionable real quick.

But just when you thought things couldn’t get any messier, dessert rolled around… and let’s just say someone got...

In this week’s unhinged adventure:

• Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger? Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should everyone be on the juice if it means bulging confidence?
• Meanwhile, Evo’s back with his weekly tyre rant – no one asked, no one cares, but he’s doing it anyway.
• The boys also dig into the latest saucy sweet treats from the burger gods at&nb...

Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the Hot Ones spicy noodles like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a full-blown identity crisis. You ever cry over noodles while ranting about AI overlords, pineapple on pizza, and the death of real music? We have. And we recorded it.

We dish out unfiltered, unsolicited, and prob...

Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because TONY IS IN THE BUILDING! That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from Wild Track Leisure Australia (the biggest, baddest, gear-slingin’ 4x4 outdoor megastore this side of the equator) joins us for one hell of an episode.

We talk:

• 🛻 Behind-the-scenes madness from the 4WD Adventure Show
• 🧨 Exclusive sneak...

Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash The Great Rant. What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No topic is safe. Traffic? Roasted. Reality TV? Vaporized. That one coworker who replies-all? Annihilated.

In this episode, our host finally snaps (with flair), and you get front-row seats to the glorious chaos. It's petty. It's passio...

Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right—Y2K, the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwaves into missiles, ATMs into anarchists, and your Tamagotchi into a rogue AI bent on revenge. Spoiler: none of that happened. But we sure acted like it would!

Meanwhile, our beloved chaos goblin E-Dawg is tragically not&nbs...

Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week, E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out on our "Mmm, That's Delicious" moment: a smooth 10-year-old rum. As usual, we'll hit you with what's new in the news and catch up on all of E-dawg's latest antics, while Evo and The Lord are, of cours...

Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the second week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time documented all over social media the rest of the week.

Fear not, though, because while E-dawg's MIA (again!), we've got you covered. This week, we're diving deep into the internet's treasure trove of questionable excuses to pull ...

Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we're diving headfirst into a Knoppers taste test in our 'That's Delicious' segment, even though E-dawg's sadly missing out on the sugary goodness. Speaking of tours, we're singing the praises of Carnarvon, but E-dawg's on-the-ground real...

Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo.

This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bizarre turn when he mistakes a private dance for an Oscar win.

Just when things couldn't get weirder, the Lord himself tunes in with a divine pronouncement ("MMMMM That's delicious!") and salvation arrives in the form of an unexp...

Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you way back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions.

Meanwhile, EVO Flips into the MMM That’s Delicious...

In this week’s absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night Booty Call Segment that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear.

Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking the hard-hitting question: Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a tariff on their ass.

The Lord h...

Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts and feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa.

Meanwhile, Goony takes ...

This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct shit to use at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that.

Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we’re all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the better public beatdown — Scomo tack...

"Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to a few things we never thought we’d part with—like that old couch and our questionable life choices. Tune in as we give a hilarious farewell to the things we’re definitely not going to miss... or maybe we will. Who knows?"

Defiantly a must listen!!!!

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, t...

This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from EVO’s scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney (where, let’s just say, he’s tanning more than just his ego) to The Lord of Bacon’s existential crisis—apparently, we have less time now than our parents did. But don’t worry, folks, he’s here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.

Meanwhile, E-Dawg is facing PTSD&nb...