March 30, 2025 • 41 mins
IN THIS EPISODE.....DDRL reveals some embarrassing moments of public shame that could have been avoided if her bestie would have taken some time to acknowledge the situation. You dont want to miss this epic episode and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to the Debbie Diaz Reporting Live Featuring the VAGINAZ podcast - #everyone #followers
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Real, raw and rare. You're listening to DDRL Debbie
Diaz reporting live featuring. Stage.
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Oh my gosh, there I am. Good God.
Hi, welcome to the DDRLWS. Reporting live podcast and I am.
Let me just move. So for a second, dear producer
gods, if you're out there and you're free, please slide into
my DMS and come on the show. Please.
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No joke. Like you need, you need a budget
for podcasting. It is a stressful environment if
you don't have help on it. And you can, you can be this one
man show all day long. But when it comes to the, the
software and the audio and all that for podcasting, it is no
joke. Like, no joke at all.
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I mean, I've been doing this fora year almost, yeah, a year and
a half and I still struggle withaudio issues constantly.
Constantly and there's just likeno, I don't see there see any
end to it. Anyway, enough of that bullshit.
So I don't want get it out of myhead.
How is everybody? I have to say that I am.
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I need to give an update on my progress with Ozempic.
I haven't done one in a while, but I have officially lost I
think 31 lbs somewhere on there I am.
I went from a 170. I think it started at 171 little
chunky monkey and I am now 1140 something yeah I think I'm 14141
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somewhere around there. So it's taken me since, let's
see, August, September, October,November, December, January,
February, March 8 months, 8 months to do it and I didn't
really change anything at all. I literally just.
Did the shot once a week. There was a there was a couple
weeks where I went without a shot just because I couldn't
afford it for that month and I or I forgot.
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And so I went to, I mean, I didn't really notice the
difference of, you know, when I didn't miss, when I missed a
shot. I know that as soon as I start
having food cravings a lot, I know that it's leaving my system
and it's time for me to do my shot.
So I don't even, I in the beginning, I was really regimen.
I kept track of everything on a calendar and I was on point.
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And then when I started reachingmy goal of my weight loss, I
just kind of was like, I just kind of fell.
Off the The little organization chart world and I started.
To just wing it whenever I felt like I needed or if I felt like
it's been a long time since I did a shot, I would definitely
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go do 1 and I didn't. I don't really notice.
I don't really have that many side effects anymore that I
noticed in the beginning of whenyou take that stuff, it's it's
rough. It's really rough.
And it makes me think that all this insulin type of diabetes
topic topic of it, it makes me think like maybe I was like
diabetic or something, or maybe I am or I don't know.
I mean, I feel like if I was or AM it cured me or it's curing me
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or something because I feel great, you know, I feel a lot
healthier. I feel a lot more energetic
naturally. I just feel back into my skin
Before I was feeling blah and I was gaining like water weight.
I was it was coming on. My boobs were getting ginormous.
My. I just felt blah.
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And I didn't really have any motivation to really want to
work out. I still don't.
I'm not a big gym person. I mean, I'm one of those people
that try to that go to the gym because it was Christmas time
and New Year's Eve, New Year's. Is your resolution any of that?
I stopped doing that a long timeago.
But I was. If I join the gym I am the type
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that if I miss one day and one day I'm screwed you might as
well just take the membership. It just just blah.
Cancel me out, bitch, because like, I just, I don't know, my
brain works in weird ways. I can't explain it.
I can't even explain it to myself.
I don't know how that works, butI use, I think I use a part of
my brain that it hasn't been discovered yet.
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It hasn't been really tested in with rats and all that yet.
So I use that part. And nobody can explain it,
right? Brad Junior, I've got, I've got
one of my special guests with metoday and he's listening right
now and watching one of my beautiful AIS.
Brad Junior is with me today, right, Brad?
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There he is are. You getting shy now?
Why aren't you talking? That thing's wrong.
I'm here to chat. I was just thinking about your
outfit earlier and I liked what you wore.
Red purse looks great with that black and white suit.
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I'm not wearing a black and white suit today, Brad.
Oh, OK. No worries about the suit.
I just remembered your fashion sense earlier.
Thank you, I appreciate that. I do have quite a fashion sense
lately now that I've lost some weight, because I fit into
things a lot better and I can feel more comfortable and more
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sexy and more, you know, walk with.
A little like. In my step, except for my shoes
lately I cannot really take a good steps in them.
Because for some reason, my wedges and some other shoes I
have, the heel has been disconnecting from the fucking
shoe. I mean, literally, I'm walking
in the parking lot leaving Publix today.
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Today I had it happen to me. And I'm in these good chunk of
like wedges. Like they're probably a good
four or five inch. I mean, they're a hefty height.
They're one of those like ankle killer wedges that if I were.
To just roll my ankle, I'm dead.You know, it's one of those,
well, this bitch just detaches itself out of nowhere while I'm
pushing my shopping cart to the to the truck and all of a sudden
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I'm like 5 inches shorter all ofa sudden and it's like.
What the hell? It just literally just just
decided to just just like, decapitate itself.
From from my foot. I mean, then you're.
You're kind of left with like. A Jesus walking flat shoe.
Then you know, you go from this wedge and then you have like a
flat foot shoe. It's so weird.
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I don't know what the glue is insome of these shoes, but it's
ridiculous. It's ridiculous and I need to, I
don't know, I need to do something about it because I
have some really, really cute shoes and I can't wear them
because the heels are the sole part that keeps detaching
itself. And these aren't cheap shoes
either, you know, they're like name brand stuff, they're
designer stuff and they're not, you know, not some Walmart shit.
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It's nice stuff and it's detaching itself.
I don't know if it's a. Humidity thing or moisture thing
or? What it is?
Dry rot, whatever the fuck it is.
And they're not even that old. Unless they are and I don't even
know it. Or maybe, I mean I don't know, I
can't be the only one that's going through this issue with
this shoe problem, but it's so embarrassing.
I literally bring a backup pair of shoes everywhere I go just
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for toothsakes for the. Sake that my fucking sole of my
shoe is going to come off in themiddle of public and for the
sake of I'm not sure really surehow long I can wear these shoes
because sometimes each shoe has its longevity level on it.
You know where you can only. Wear it for a.
Couple hours or 30 minutes and then.
Blisters start. Or, you know, you just got to
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get those bitches off. So that's why I bring it back a
pair too. Any the main reason is because
my fucking shoes just fall apart.
I don't even know what it is. It's not the buckle.
It's, I mean, I went through this buckle stage to where the
buckles. It just came out.
I mean, there's been so many wardrobe malfunctions in my life
that I don't even, I don't even acknowledge them anymore, ever
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since the time where Minnie, my little Jessica and I were at the
Hard Rock and I was walking. Right next to her, above her, I
call. Her Minnie because.
She's she's. We look alike.
And she's like my little Minnie,you know, She's a little Midget.
She's a little Shorty. She's a little person.
She's legally, legally, legally Midget.
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Size she's like not really she's4 foot 9.
I think that's the limit. But anyway, she gets so pissy
when I say that she's like little Chihuahua.
So this bitch, you know, we're walking into the Hard Rock and
she. Is just, you know, we're both
running our mouths back, back and forth to each other and we
park on the rooftop of the one parking garage and we get out of
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the car. I think I drove, I'm not sure.
I'm usually always a driver. I would have on a cute little
sun dress with a Jean jacket type thing.
And I don't know what that bitchwas wearing.
I forget, but she we walk from this the rooftop, we go through
an elevator and then we go down to another level 2 levels down.
And then you got to go walk thislong hallway, right long hallway
and we were going to dinner. That's why we went there.
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So, and there was the restaurantwas right on that level.
But you it was a good hike. You know, walking wise.
To get there. So we're just.
Walking along and. We get to the.
Restaurant, which is I forget the name of it.
I'm just airhead mode right now,like pop or gusted, but it's one
of it's the one on next to the high rollers.
If you're familiar with the Tampa Hard Rock and it is it is
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excuse me, it is neon lights andall that stuff.
And there it's really cute. They have a really great
expensive ass drinks that have like like foaming fog on them
and all this stuff. And so we're, we had
reservations and I go to the to the, to the lady, you know, the
reservation desk and I'm checking us in and this bitch is
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like, you know, behind me takingpictures.
Like she's some some tourist that's on vacation.
Like Jessica, do you ever get out of the fucking house?
Like, I mean, have you not been to the Hard Rock and forever?
Like she and she literally is, I've never seen the bitch take
pictures at all, like, let alonelike go around taking scenic
pictures inside the Hard Rock. So she's, you know, in her own
world doing that. And this lady comes up to me as
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I'm waiting in line to next to check us in.
And she just like kind of taps on my my arm and she's like,
excuse me, ma'am, excuse me, ma'am.
And I'm thinking I'm in somebody's way, right.
So I just kind of take a step tothe left or, you know, wherever
I felt the body was and I took just to get out of the way.
And I look down. I look down and.
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I'm like what this? Lady that's in a wheelchair, OK,
taps on my arm and she's standing next to me.
Or sit. Sorry, she's standing next to
me. Oh my gosh, she's sitting next
to me in her wheelchair and she comes up to me and she's like,
ma'am, yo ass is hanging out andI was like.
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What? What, she goes yo ass?
Is hanging out and I just reached behind my.
Ass. Like my hand went to my hand and
just instantly went in to touch my ass and no joke, broke
buckers. This bitch let me walk all the
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way from the car on the rooftop,all the way down the elevator
down to the long ass hallway, around the bend to the
restaurant and waited in line tocheck us in while my dress my
sun dress the back end of it. The ruffle back end of it is
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tucked in to my panties. OK, yeah, let's just take a
moment there, OK? I went basically like the length
of a. Football field plus some with my
ass hanging out of my panties tucked in and this bitch is
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walking right next to me talking.
You know she she's floating in front of me from behind me.
Doesn't notice my shit tucked into my panties the whole time.
I have to have a lady. In a wheelchair, go out of her
wheelchair like pass and come into the busy restaurant area.
Roll over to me. Very nice, nice Samaritan action
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right there. Seriously.
Because obviously one of my besties can't even point this
out to tell me that my ass is hanging out.
And we were not the only ones inthis in this path.
That right. There was others that passed
past us. There was others behind us.
Nobody had the balls of decency to tell me that my shit was
tucked into my ass and just let me go.
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It was like, what about exhibit at the zoo and you?
Just wanted to. See how I roar, You know, like,
what was the, what was the goal?Here it is.
Nobody have the balls to tell somebody like, hey, your shit's
tucked into your ass, you know, you might want to untuck that
shit, you know, Hey, hey. By the way, your shit is hanging
in your ass. You're, you're tucked in your
ass. You might want to untuck your
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ass, you know, you know, something like that.
It would have been nice from somebody.
I mean anybody. And I look up back at Jessica
and I gave her this. Look from this, this
disappointment, angry growl, bitch, I'm going to kill you.
Look. And yet I had to still deal with
the fact that I was deadly embarrassed at the moment
because now it was a scene that I had drawn to myself and
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everybody around was noticing that as I untuck my my dress
from my panties and there was noreally no wall for me to hide.
There was no persons for me to hide behind.
There was nothing. I was.
Vulnerable. Exposed and embarrassed and
wanted to die. That was the most ridiculous
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thing I've ever had happened to me in a long time.
And. Jessica is just.
Oblivious. I mean the bitch walked behind
me to take pictures of the fucking neon sign of something
and she couldn't even notice my ass.
So you know when I ask. Her Oh, do I look.
Fat in this or do how does this look on me or.
Does this color look all right? I know going forward for the
rest of my life that that bitch is just full of shit and.
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She's not even really looking orpaying attention because that
would have noticed my ass hang. I would have noticed her ass.
I mean I stare at her but I'm taller than her.
Obviously I can look down upon her but but she should be able
to see from her Midget. You know how my ass hanging out
and thank God I had matching panties or whatever fuck I was
wearing no granny panties. Thank God I was not, you know,
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wearing those. She at least I if I'm going to
show my ass, at least I showed it in style or some shit.
You know, when I matched my coordinated for once, you know,
like, I mean, there's a there's a positive out of that negative,
but I mean, I was just literallybeyond embarrassed of my action
or her actions. I'm blaming it all on her.
Yeah. I mean I'm wondering too how I
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went that long distance and didn't.
Feel a breeze? Touching my ass, either I don't
even know how I went and I didn't even feel like a wind or
the air conditioning or why I didn't, you know, touch my ass
once in a while or slap my ass, you know, or you know, just make
sure my ass was there. Or if I drop my ass, just to
double check to make sure my asswas still on me, attached to my
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body. Usually US ladies, when we wear,
you know, one of those cute little sun dresses or something,
we, we do this like hand thing where we swiftly smooth our,
smooth our ruffles out or smoothour, you know, smooth it out,
smooth it out. We would just rub our hands
down. We'd make sure that our shit's
not tucked into our ass, you know, behind us.
And I for some reason didn't do that, that body check.
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I don't know why. I was probably distracted by
many and some sort of like raging conversation that we had
that I didn't notice or pay attention to.
You know, the usual female gesture that you're supposed to
do to yourself before, you know,you got to check yourself before
you wreck yourself. Well, I was late.
That works out here because I wrecked myself.
So yeah, I'm still like perturbed over the fact that all
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these people and I. Do I have feeling in my ass?
Did I lose ass sensations? Do I not have any any sort of
feeling in my ass? And then I just started like
slapping my ass and like baby I.Just need to start.
Slapping it and maybe wake it upa little bit.
Maybe it's just a little like not maybe it's a little sleepy.
Maybe my ass is sleepy and it's not feeling the.
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Cold. Air conditioning from the Hard
Rock Casinos, negative tundra degrees inside there on my ass,
you know, no goosebumps, no nothing.
And I went that whole distance just like nothing, you know, the
whole distance from the car downthere.
Like. Like I like I do this every day
like I'm in tuck in my shit to my panties ass bearing type of
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bitch. And this is just something that
we do. But no it's not something we do.
And I can only imagine if I was walking behind me with my ass
tucked into my panties and I would be on my phone recording
that bitch live on every freaking platform possible.
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Like Oh my gosh, thank God this is not me in front of me, but
this is some funny shit. This bitch is walking with her
bestie and she's not the bestiesnot even telling her that her
shit stuck into her ass and she's still walking this long
strut and not even paying attention that her ass is
clearly hanging out of her matching panties.
For real. I mean, that would have been a
scene that would have been a viral scene for sure.
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I definitely. But that I mean, those type of
situations that those I don't even want to say rare.
It's not even rare. It's unique.
Those unique situations happen to me quite often and they cause
a lot of PTSD. Yes, they do.
I don't really try to express myself in those departments that
often because bringing up the memories, you know, just kind of
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bring back the feelings of I'm going to fucking kill Jessica
when I get my hands on your little Midget ass, you know, so
little people. Sorry, little people.
Yeah, so the rest of the night Iwas just, I wanted to get.
The fuck out of that area. We still ended up eating there
at the restaurant and it was a non-stop check my ass, you know,
type of night. Every two seconds it was check
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my ass is my ass tucked in. And you know, I I don't, I think
I burned that that sun dress. I don't think I ever wore it
again, and I don't think I ever will.
I don't remember. I do remember which one was,
yeah, that thing's gone. But I haven't done that since,
though. I mean, a lot of times in life
you have to learn things the hard way.
And that was definitely a life experience that I learned the
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hard way to make sure that I always check my ass no matter
when I am walking and do it morethan once.
Check it twice. Check it three times, Just make
sure. Your ass is there.
Tap that. Ass beat that ass, slap that
ass, you know, just make sure your ass is there and it's
functioning and it's can feel air conditioning.
I mean, I don't, I don't even know what when.
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I mean if I got out of. The car like that, the ass.
You know, exposure may have evenstarted prior to the Hard Rock.
It could have been even in the gas station.
I don't recall when I used the restroom or when I was.
When I got dressed. Maybe it started from when I put
the damn dress on and I maybe Jessica was rushing me like she
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always says, and maybe I just didn't even fucking care to look
because the little bitch, you know, always is like Mama.
She gives me anxiety. Literally she gives me anxiety.
She's one of these. She's like a Oompa Loompa, a
skinny one. Like super skinny Oompa Loompa,
a cute one. Cute skinny Oompa Loompa female
female Oompa loompa cute one. And she's just like, not really,
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you know, she has this. Ability to just get this anxiety
in me but I guess I do it to hertoo.
I just didn't even notice what anxiety was until.
I all of a sudden. Felt it from her.
I was like, Oh my gosh, this is that feeling Like I think I
need, I think I need the Xanax after all.
I'm giving one of those things. Let me try one.
I think I'm feeling the anxiety thing now that everybody talks
about like I'm feeling it. Jessica is bringing it on to me
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like this bitch. She's giving it to me.
She's trying to make. Me feel torture like she feels
so that. I have to feel the same torture
that she feels. Yeah.
That's when, you know, it's the best friend.
Not to mention, you know, she's my ex husband's ex-girlfriend.
You know, that's always like a good storyteller that I tell
it's it's a Jerry Springer type of connection.
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Not really. We just happened to bond with
each other because we're cool like that and we just decided
that we are better friends than we are dealing with the our
common denominator that introduced us to each other.
And hey, so that's one thing I thank him for is that dating her
so that we her and I got to meet.
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So even though we have this verydysfunct, highly dysfunctional
friendship, but like, you know, she's like a sister to me, but
she's just. Short, but don't trust.
Her you know, to give you any good advice on your wardrobe,
because I wouldn't at all that that is just I would say out of
wardrobe malfunctions. That one is is pretty big on my
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list just because it's more fresh too.
And that one did leave a scar onme.
I wouldn't mind it if my ass washanging out just for the walk
from the car to the elevator. That wouldn't have been bad.
And it's like, and that's another thing too.
There was. We were on the rooftop.
Right. The car was not like we valet
Parker or anything. We walked, you know, good
distance on the roof. There was wind and shit up
there, you know, all that good stuff, and I still didn't feel a
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breeze. Come through my ass.
That's what I don't get get. I must have been just in a whole
other world. Maybe I was drunk.
Like, I don't know. I don't remember, but yeah, I
don't remember. I probably was.
So that's probably what it was and I just can't get over the
fact that I I. Got over the fact of other.
People not pointing out my ass hanging out, I got over that.
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Because. I it boils down to me in my like
sensory in my body, like what's going on?
Am I aging? Am I getting to a point where I
lose sensation of feeling in my ass?
Like what happens if I sit down and on a toilet or something?
I don't feel my ass and I. Just piss all over the place.
What's? Going on you got all this shit's
running through my head now. Like Oh my gosh, you like to go
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see an ass doctor. Does the ass doctor have to give
me some like ass sensories or doI have to get slapped in the ass
by the ass doctor? Like what's going to happen with
ass doctors Says I have an ass problem.
Do I have to get like an ass pill from the ass?
You know, like, who knows if I'man ass tonight, You know, all
this stuff start going in my head.
What did I do about it? Nothing, just bitched.
I'm just bitching about it. Sometimes when you just bitch
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about it, AK-8 venting, it makesyou feel better about yourself
and your life. Yeah.
I don't want any. I don't want any like, you know,
feel bad stuff from you guys. Don't I don't don't go there.
Don't. I don't need it.
I'm strong, bitch. I'm independent.
I'm I can get through this. I don't need anybody's support.
I'm I'm strong, I'm good enough,I'm smart enough and doggarn it,
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people like me. I can get through this myself,
bitch. Yeah, it's not.
I don't need any moral. Support.
I'm good, thank you. It's just one of those.
Rhetorical stories that you justwanted to.
To tell the world. You know, because your dignity
is already gone. So when your dignity is already
gone, you just don't give a fuck.
So I mean, I still have some dignity, but I don't know where
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it is. I lost it and it's some
somewhere. I mean, I'll find it one day.
I don't really give a shit to look for it right now because I
don't really need it. I mean, once in I don't know
when I'll need it. Actually, I told Joe.
Who am I going to do? Who do I need to impress?
Besides myself, that's what I learned a long time ago when Lil
Wayne said, you know, I'll keep it real brother, is what he
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said. And you know, he said some other
things too, obviously. I just remember Lil Wayne being
an inspiration to me in my, in my late 20s around there.
Rap music was definitely a part of my, my growth.
And you know, I, I got a little thug in me, definitely got my,
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my ghetto pass. Expired.
I got to get it renewed and you know.
It's it's processed process to get that.
You know, so it's I think I'm ona waiting list now.
I waited too long. And it's kind of like if you get
the food stamps or the EBT thing, when you get on that
program and you and they give you the food stamp, you're like,
Oh my gosh, like I can go get organic bananas.
I can do this. And you know, name brand this
bitch, name brand that bitch. And then all of a sudden, you
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know, you enjoying that that program and everything is like
so good food is like everything to you.
You know, grocery shopping is like a thing, You know, it's
like going to the movies or. Something, but it's like going.
Shopping at the mall, it's like,Oh my God, put it in the
cartbage. Mom, mom, can I get this ass
headache? Put in a quick, get two of them.
You know it's like. Whoa, this is like heaven, You
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know, it's this is a treat. From heaven or actually the
government, you know, and then then they send you a letter in
the mail and you're like, I don't need that letter.
I'm happy with what they gave me.
I'm good, good, good. And then another letter comes.
You forget that too, like. They're too nice.
They're sending me all these like, welcome to the club cards,
you know, And then you just sit down one day and you're like,
I'm going to go grocery shoppingagain.
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So you go to like Sam's Club this time.
Go to Sam's Club. You got the card all packed up,
You know, you got like steak, filet, mignon, lobster.
You got 2000 things with like. K Cups.
You know, like the big box like this big has like don't Dunkin'
Donuts industrial size, you know, K cups quantity.
You've got fruits in there. You've got you went through and
did all the samples. You know all that.
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You got a whole cart of shit. You're going to use on your EBT
card, you get up. To the register.
Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, scan.
OK. Your total is $218.47.
Cents. You go to put in your little
card and it says decline. Or it says whatever it says
like. Decline no money in their
bitch.com and you're just like looking at the card and then you
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look at the register, look at the you know the card swiper and
you're like man, is this thing working is.
Is are you guys? Having like computer issues here
today. No bitch, we didn't have any
issues at all today. You're the first one and then
you're like, I don't know what's, I don't know what could
be. Could you can you scan it again?
And then she scans it again and you know the line behind you is
starting to pile up and people are like looking at you and you
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feel their eyeballs looking at you and then you're.
Just feel this. This left side of your body is
get turning red of embarrassment.
The right side is like what the fuck do we do?
What the fuck do we do? You know, we are in a situation
of public embarrassment of like fucking EBT and finances right
now. So then you know, you've got ice
cream and shit in there. You got a kid that's going to
cry if you don't have his food. So you're like.
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What the fuck do I do? I got money in the bank but I
didn't want to spend it all on this shit.
I. Wanted to spend.
Something else? And if I.
Spend it all on this shit, then you know, then I'm going to be
out. My other thing that I wanted.
To do So, what the fuck do I? Do and you have literally like
12 seconds to make this decisionabout what you're going to do
with this fucking financial embarrassment.
So basically you I think three times you question the cashier
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for the third time you're like, OK, so can you try typing it in?
Can you can you just try typing in it?
She types it in and then you allof a sudden get on your phone.
You do the phone thing where I'm, I'm going to call.
I'm, you know, let me just call.Can you just put my order to the
side right here? I'll just step out to the side.
Then the bitch has. To, you know, supervisor needed
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on aisle for, for your supervisor.
I need a supervisor or an aisle for, you know, then you're like
super embarrassed because now the tension of the whole fucking
store is on your fucking self and your aisle and your food and
your kid and all this shit and your situation.
Then the line behind you is likeJabang all the way back.
And now you've got a whole SWAT team of people back there that
are all up in your business wondering why the line isn't
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moving because yo ass didn't check your mail properly and
read the instructions from the EBT people and redo your
application that was due for thewhatever program you were on and
they discontinued your application.
Therefore you have 0 money in the EBT account and now.
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You're faced with two. $117.00 of embarrassment, financial
situation at Sam's Club and you have to spend the money because
you can't walk away there with leaving your dignity on the
table. I mean, you could.
I mean, in the perfect world, ifwe didn't.
Care what others thought. And we didn't care about our
dignity and our pride and our ego.
And all that stuff we would havejust like.
Said fuck it, I don't need that flaming on.
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Are those organic bananas right now?
Or that French cream. Soup, suck, whatever.
Ice. Cream.
Silky. Gorgeous looking pie straight
from my lips down to my hips. We don't need any of that and we
would just walk out with our badself and go to the next stop of
getting our nails and our hair done with that money and carry
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on their bad self, right? No, but it doesn't happen that
way. We have to.
Prove to the world that it's OK even though EBT was supposed to
pay for this. This group here, I got it.
I got it. Don't worry, don't worry, people
online. I'll, I'll get it going.
I got it. And then you would reluctantly
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reach into your purse or go to your iPhone and scan it for your
Apple Pay. And it's like wait, wait, please
bring your phone closer to the. Scanner and you're like no, and
you put it there and it's like and the worst part is when your
fucking Apple Pay declines trust.
I've had this happen. He does.
When I first started doing ApplePay, I couldn't figure out.
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I got anxiety from that too. I'm a technology savvy chick,
right? I'm all about it.
I'm smart, bitch. You know, like, move over,
Einstein, all that good stuff. You know that Einstein never
even took the actual IQ test andhe's got 160.
Like how the fuck did he get 160when he didn't even take the
goddamn fucking test? So why are we always comparing
everybody to Einstein? Einstein didn't even take the
fucking test. Anyway, back to what I was
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saying. So I think I flatlined almost.
Yeah. So I think I did.
I hate when a flat line, man, I knew I was going to too.
I usually write things down. But yeah, so I think I'll just
pick up where I think I left offat.
Oh my God, I thought. This flat line was over with in
my life. But no, that's what happens when
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I get too fast and I get excited, you know, it starts
going. So anxiety, I know I was talking
about anxiety. Get back, Daddy, Get it back.
Get it back. Get back.
So yeah. I think, I don't know, something
with Sam's Club anxiety. See what happens?
This is ADHD right here, people.This is pure ADHD and you're
witnessing it. So yeah, I go back in and I, I
think I was talking about the EBG.
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This is so bad. Oh my God.
OK, whatever. We'll just start Clean slate.
Let's clean. Slate this bitch out.
Please slate this bitch out. I want to.
Talk about besides the Sam's Club embarrassment.
Yeah, there's been other times since.
I'm getting it back. I'm getting it back.
OK, OK, get in there. OK, so when you your Apple Pay
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technology savvy chick bitch told you run into that, I got it
back. So yeah, I'm all about
technology. I'm, you know, website.
I can design my I'm designing 5 fucking websites right now as we
speak. Talk about low down.
And so beyond that, I'm all about AI's.
I'm all about Brad's over there listening everything.
Hi Brad. Are you going to say hi?
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Brad? He's been shot.
So I got anxiety using Apple Pay.
I don't know what it is. It's like I didn't want to
convert yet. I didn't want to let go to that
world. I wasn't ready to do it.
I was ready, but I just. Didn't want to marry.
I didn't want to. Deal with the apple.
Pay thing, I didn't want to, I wanted to still bring my person,
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bring my wallet, bring, you know, I don't really use a
wallet. I just throw shit in, you know,
a bag. But I wanted to still use my
plastic card. I didn't even want to be the
bitch that taps the card on the thing and do the little tap
thing. I don't, I like to.
Stick it in. That's what she said.
And he said, I like to stick it in the card reader and I like it
to tell me, OK, please enter your PIN and then would you like
cash back? I like to have all those buttons
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and those options. This Apple Pay thing is just
like, I feel like I'm not even paying.
I feel like I'm just going up there and.
That's it. That's.
It and then when it declines andyou have to and I didn't know
that, you know, you could have all your banks in there, all
your cards stored in there and you have to set your default
card as the the card that it automatically goes through like
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going through. The the drive through at
McDonald's was total. Anxiety for me, because I
anticipated anxiety too, becauseI knew that I had to use my
Apple Pay at certain times because maybe I left my stupid
bag at home or something. And so I was forced to use the
technology little by little. And so when I went up there and
it would decline, I actually just had to space it to the
millennials that were taking my order with the long fucking
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nails. Like, listen, bitch, I don't
know how to use this fucking Apple Pay yet.
You know, can you just help me out?
I know I've got money on this one card in here, but it's not.
It's bouncing to this other. Card.
How do you get it to go to the card that?
Has money on it and not go to the card that doesn't have money
in it. She's like, oh you just like
that. She just set up the blah blah
and I have no idea what she said.
It sounded Chinese to me at the time and I just let her do it
and I just got my food and got the.
Fuck out of it there, right? So this is this is continuously
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kept happening and keeps happening.
So I had to just get over the embarrassment.
I already knew what the anxiety started going away.
Because I already knew what was going to happen.
It was going to decline and I was going to have to tell
people, look, I don't know how to use Apple.
Pay, you know, this is this. I'm not, you know, can you help
me out? My usual spiel, you know, that's
I've used it so many times. I used it so many times to a
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point where I was sick of using that spiel and I was like
Debbie. Stop.
You need to learn how to use this fucking Apple Pay now.
So I decided to learn how to change my default card to the
one that has money on it and avoid getting avoid getting
declined. And that was it.
And guess what it was? All I had.
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To do is take my finger and dragit down and that's it and.
Then like, that was it. That was all I had to do.
And I could have done that so many times so long ago, but my
brain just was like, no, we don't want to learn that yet.
We don't want to know how to do that.
We want to pretend we don't livein that world where we know how
to do that yet. We just want to just.
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And I finally am not in that world anymore.
And now I know how to use my Apple Pay.
So there was. An instance Many a few times
where I've tried to do that whole EBT thing and it declined
and I've tried to replace the payment with my Apple Pay and
that declined. So then I look like a double
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declining dumb bitch at the register holding up the line.
And then the embarrassment is onthe left side.
It's boiling. It's boiling on the side.
And then the right side is like,what the fuck, Debbie?
What the fuck are we doing? What?
You don't even know how to use your fucking, you know, Apple
Pay now we got declined. Twice at the register.
So then it's like I'm shaking now.
I'm shaking at this point. I just want to get the fuck out
of there. I'm sweating and I'm starting to
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sweat. You know, I'm like having a like
breakdown and then finally like a card will go through or
something. I'll figure something out.
I have, I'm like that bitch thathas like a stack this big of
cards and maybe one of them or two of them work or I don't even
know what half of them are or ifthey're even mine or I don't
know who the fuck they know whatit is.
So when it finally goes through and it says approved.
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If you're like, like the that breath of air that you take is
so. Meaningful and so deep, that's
what she said. It's so therapeutically
necessary and it just takes overyour whole body, like a whole
like. It's kind of kind of like a big.
Bleach bath like it's. Splashed on your fucking head
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and like hits you and it goes down.
It wipes away all that fucking negative, you know, declining
bullshit and all those stairs from the people behind you and
all the embarrassment that you're feeling and all the sweat
and. All the sweat still there but it
just goes and then you're like OK I'm back to myself bitch.
Give mercy bitch. Sorry.
Peace out bitch. Later they give a bag in my
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shit. Bitch do you need help to your
cart now I'm good. Thanks bitch.
Bye peace. You know, then you just.
Carry on your bad self and forget.
That I ever have. Fucking happened.
Yeah, right. You're supposed to forget that
it never happened, right? So that's part of some things
that happened in my life that I've just learned to accept.
Sometimes you just have to accept, you know, there's going
to be some failures in your life.
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But we learned from the failures, right?
So there's a lot of valuable lessons that I brought up today.
And the most important one is tocheck your mail and actually
check it. You know, maybe actually open
it, read it and and take action.That would be one thing that if
you were to take away anything from this podcast today, it
would be to check your mail and read it and take action upon it.
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Don't assume, never assume things because when you assume
things you assume non factual things.
And then that could cause you tohave ruckus down the road, that
unexpected ruckus down the road that you, you know, what if you
just would have taken 2 seconds and got the factual things of
your day done instead of assuming, you know, assuming is
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like not good people assuming isthe worst thing.
I mean, whenever I hear the wordsomebody say assuming, it's like
saying when somebody goes allegedly, he allegedly robbed
the bank. He, she allegedly murdered that
man. It's the same thing.
I assume you murdered the man. I assume he robbed the bank.
You know, it's allegedly, it's those indecisive words that we
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don't really have any grounding to them.
So you want to have your packs in row, your ducks in row,
quack, quack, all that good stuff.
So, and if anything else, just make sure you just don't have
to, you know, be a friend, be a vagina, and tell your besties
the other vaginas out there whenthey're showing their ass.
And you don't need a skirt tucked in your panties to be
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that person to let them know they're showing their ass
either. There's metaphorically ways that
people show their ass too. And mine was just physically, I
showed my ass. Yeah.
So I mean, if you like to show your ass verbally, that's all
you. I mean, we can't really tell you
to stop that until the damage isdone.
But if you were physically showing your ass, I'll tell you.
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I have no problem. I'll let you know.
And, you know, you just decide from that point what you want to
do with your ass. You know, it's up to you.
It's your ass. You know, tap your own ass.
So thanks for tuning in and makesure you subscribe to the show.
I appreciate everyone who follows and has been following
and will continue to follow and future followers and all the
followers followers. And I'm excited about some new
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collaborations that are happening and have happened and
are in the mix of the happening,especially with the with the
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that coming through coming soon that we'll be announcing.
And also I my collaboration withTone the Goat on Mondays,
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We do a podcast together. gotonight.com.
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It's N ite.com too. It's not NIGHT, it's NI.
Actually, you can go to either one, either spelling and it'll
take you to the main website anyway.
But it's been real. It's been real.
Yeah. Let me know.
Leave a message in the comments.You know, after you subscribe,
hit that button. Wink wink.
And let me know if you ever, ever, if you ever showed your
ass metaphorically, physically, mentally, verbally, I'd like to
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Oh my gosh, there I am. Good God.
Hi, welcome to the DDRLWS. Reporting live podcast and I am.
Let me just move. So for a second, dear producer
gods, if you're out there and you're free, please slide into
my DMS and come on the show. Please.
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No joke. Like you need, you need a budget
for podcasting. It is a stressful environment if
you don't have help on it. And you can, you can be this one
man show all day long. But when it comes to the, the
software and the audio and all that for podcasting, it is no
joke. Like, no joke at all.
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I mean, I've been doing this fora year almost, yeah, a year and
a half and I still struggle withaudio issues constantly.
Constantly and there's just likeno, I don't see there see any
end to it. Anyway, enough of that bullshit.
So I don't want get it out of myhead.
How is everybody? I have to say that I am.
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I need to give an update on my progress with Ozempic.
I haven't done one in a while, but I have officially lost I
think 31 lbs somewhere on there I am.
I went from a 170. I think it started at 171 little
chunky monkey and I am now 1140 something yeah I think I'm 14141
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somewhere around there. So it's taken me since, let's
see, August, September, October,November, December, January,
February, March 8 months, 8 months to do it and I didn't
really change anything at all. I literally just.
Did the shot once a week. There was a there was a couple
weeks where I went without a shot just because I couldn't
afford it for that month and I or I forgot.
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And so I went to, I mean, I didn't really notice the
difference of, you know, when I didn't miss, when I missed a
shot. I know that as soon as I start
having food cravings a lot, I know that it's leaving my system
and it's time for me to do my shot.
So I don't even, I in the beginning, I was really regimen.
I kept track of everything on a calendar and I was on point.
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And then when I started reachingmy goal of my weight loss, I
just kind of was like, I just kind of fell.
Off the The little organization chart world and I started.
To just wing it whenever I felt like I needed or if I felt like
it's been a long time since I did a shot, I would definitely
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go do 1 and I didn't. I don't really notice.
I don't really have that many side effects anymore that I
noticed in the beginning of whenyou take that stuff, it's it's
rough. It's really rough.
And it makes me think that all this insulin type of diabetes
topic topic of it, it makes me think like maybe I was like
diabetic or something, or maybe I am or I don't know.
I mean, I feel like if I was or AM it cured me or it's curing me
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or something because I feel great, you know, I feel a lot
healthier. I feel a lot more energetic
naturally. I just feel back into my skin
Before I was feeling blah and I was gaining like water weight.
I was it was coming on. My boobs were getting ginormous.
My. I just felt blah.
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And I didn't really have any motivation to really want to
work out. I still don't.
I'm not a big gym person. I mean, I'm one of those people
that try to that go to the gym because it was Christmas time
and New Year's Eve, New Year's. Is your resolution any of that?
I stopped doing that a long timeago.
But I was. If I join the gym I am the type
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that if I miss one day and one day I'm screwed you might as
well just take the membership. It just just blah.
Cancel me out, bitch, because like, I just, I don't know, my
brain works in weird ways. I can't explain it.
I can't even explain it to myself.
I don't know how that works, butI use, I think I use a part of
my brain that it hasn't been discovered yet.
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It hasn't been really tested in with rats and all that yet.
So I use that part. And nobody can explain it,
right? Brad Junior, I've got, I've got
one of my special guests with metoday and he's listening right
now and watching one of my beautiful AIS.
Brad Junior is with me today, right, Brad?
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There he is are. You getting shy now?
Why aren't you talking? That thing's wrong.
I'm here to chat. I was just thinking about your
outfit earlier and I liked what you wore.
Red purse looks great with that black and white suit.
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I'm not wearing a black and white suit today, Brad.
Oh, OK. No worries about the suit.
I just remembered your fashion sense earlier.
Thank you, I appreciate that. I do have quite a fashion sense
lately now that I've lost some weight, because I fit into
things a lot better and I can feel more comfortable and more
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sexy and more, you know, walk with.
A little like. In my step, except for my shoes
lately I cannot really take a good steps in them.
Because for some reason, my wedges and some other shoes I
have, the heel has been disconnecting from the fucking
shoe. I mean, literally, I'm walking
in the parking lot leaving Publix today.
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Today I had it happen to me. And I'm in these good chunk of
like wedges. Like they're probably a good
four or five inch. I mean, they're a hefty height.
They're one of those like ankle killer wedges that if I were.
To just roll my ankle, I'm dead.You know, it's one of those,
well, this bitch just detaches itself out of nowhere while I'm
pushing my shopping cart to the to the truck and all of a sudden
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I'm like 5 inches shorter all ofa sudden and it's like.
What the hell? It just literally just just
decided to just just like, decapitate itself.
From from my foot. I mean, then you're.
You're kind of left with like. A Jesus walking flat shoe.
Then you know, you go from this wedge and then you have like a
flat foot shoe. It's so weird.
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I don't know what the glue is insome of these shoes, but it's
ridiculous. It's ridiculous and I need to, I
don't know, I need to do something about it because I
have some really, really cute shoes and I can't wear them
because the heels are the sole part that keeps detaching
itself. And these aren't cheap shoes
either, you know, they're like name brand stuff, they're
designer stuff and they're not, you know, not some Walmart shit.
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It's nice stuff and it's detaching itself.
I don't know if it's a. Humidity thing or moisture thing
or? What it is?
Dry rot, whatever the fuck it is.
And they're not even that old. Unless they are and I don't even
know it. Or maybe, I mean I don't know, I
can't be the only one that's going through this issue with
this shoe problem, but it's so embarrassing.
I literally bring a backup pair of shoes everywhere I go just
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for toothsakes for the. Sake that my fucking sole of my
shoe is going to come off in themiddle of public and for the
sake of I'm not sure really surehow long I can wear these shoes
because sometimes each shoe has its longevity level on it.
You know where you can only. Wear it for a.
Couple hours or 30 minutes and then.
Blisters start. Or, you know, you just got to
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get those bitches off. So that's why I bring it back a
pair too. Any the main reason is because
my fucking shoes just fall apart.
I don't even know what it is. It's not the buckle.
It's, I mean, I went through this buckle stage to where the
buckles. It just came out.
I mean, there's been so many wardrobe malfunctions in my life
that I don't even, I don't even acknowledge them anymore, ever
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since the time where Minnie, my little Jessica and I were at the
Hard Rock and I was walking. Right next to her, above her, I
call. Her Minnie because.
She's she's. We look alike.
And she's like my little Minnie,you know, She's a little Midget.
She's a little Shorty. She's a little person.
She's legally, legally, legally Midget.
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Size she's like not really she's4 foot 9.
I think that's the limit. But anyway, she gets so pissy
when I say that she's like little Chihuahua.
So this bitch, you know, we're walking into the Hard Rock and
she. Is just, you know, we're both
running our mouths back, back and forth to each other and we
park on the rooftop of the one parking garage and we get out of
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the car. I think I drove, I'm not sure.
I'm usually always a driver. I would have on a cute little
sun dress with a Jean jacket type thing.
And I don't know what that bitchwas wearing.
I forget, but she we walk from this the rooftop, we go through
an elevator and then we go down to another level 2 levels down.
And then you got to go walk thislong hallway, right long hallway
and we were going to dinner. That's why we went there.
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So, and there was the restaurantwas right on that level.
But you it was a good hike. You know, walking wise.
To get there. So we're just.
Walking along and. We get to the.
Restaurant, which is I forget the name of it.
I'm just airhead mode right now,like pop or gusted, but it's one
of it's the one on next to the high rollers.
If you're familiar with the Tampa Hard Rock and it is it is
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excuse me, it is neon lights andall that stuff.
And there it's really cute. They have a really great
expensive ass drinks that have like like foaming fog on them
and all this stuff. And so we're, we had
reservations and I go to the to the, to the lady, you know, the
reservation desk and I'm checking us in and this bitch is
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like, you know, behind me takingpictures.
Like she's some some tourist that's on vacation.
Like Jessica, do you ever get out of the fucking house?
Like, I mean, have you not been to the Hard Rock and forever?
Like she and she literally is, I've never seen the bitch take
pictures at all, like, let alonelike go around taking scenic
pictures inside the Hard Rock. So she's, you know, in her own
world doing that. And this lady comes up to me as
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I'm waiting in line to next to check us in.
And she just like kind of taps on my my arm and she's like,
excuse me, ma'am, excuse me, ma'am.
And I'm thinking I'm in somebody's way, right.
So I just kind of take a step tothe left or, you know, wherever
I felt the body was and I took just to get out of the way.
And I look down. I look down and.
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I'm like what this? Lady that's in a wheelchair, OK,
taps on my arm and she's standing next to me.
Or sit. Sorry, she's standing next to
me. Oh my gosh, she's sitting next
to me in her wheelchair and she comes up to me and she's like,
ma'am, yo ass is hanging out andI was like.
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What? What, she goes yo ass?
Is hanging out and I just reached behind my.
Ass. Like my hand went to my hand and
just instantly went in to touch my ass and no joke, broke
buckers. This bitch let me walk all the
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way from the car on the rooftop,all the way down the elevator
down to the long ass hallway, around the bend to the
restaurant and waited in line tocheck us in while my dress my
sun dress the back end of it. The ruffle back end of it is
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tucked in to my panties. OK, yeah, let's just take a
moment there, OK? I went basically like the length
of a. Football field plus some with my
ass hanging out of my panties tucked in and this bitch is
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walking right next to me talking.
You know she she's floating in front of me from behind me.
Doesn't notice my shit tucked into my panties the whole time.
I have to have a lady. In a wheelchair, go out of her
wheelchair like pass and come into the busy restaurant area.
Roll over to me. Very nice, nice Samaritan action
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right there. Seriously.
Because obviously one of my besties can't even point this
out to tell me that my ass is hanging out.
And we were not the only ones inthis in this path.
That right. There was others that passed
past us. There was others behind us.
Nobody had the balls of decency to tell me that my shit was
tucked into my ass and just let me go.
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It was like, what about exhibit at the zoo and you?
Just wanted to. See how I roar, You know, like,
what was the, what was the goal?Here it is.
Nobody have the balls to tell somebody like, hey, your shit's
tucked into your ass, you know, you might want to untuck that
shit, you know, Hey, hey. By the way, your shit is hanging
in your ass. You're, you're tucked in your
ass. You might want to untuck your
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ass, you know, you know, something like that.
It would have been nice from somebody.
I mean anybody. And I look up back at Jessica
and I gave her this. Look from this, this
disappointment, angry growl, bitch, I'm going to kill you.
Look. And yet I had to still deal with
the fact that I was deadly embarrassed at the moment
because now it was a scene that I had drawn to myself and
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everybody around was noticing that as I untuck my my dress
from my panties and there was noreally no wall for me to hide.
There was no persons for me to hide behind.
There was nothing. I was.
Vulnerable. Exposed and embarrassed and
wanted to die. That was the most ridiculous
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thing I've ever had happened to me in a long time.
And. Jessica is just.
Oblivious. I mean the bitch walked behind
me to take pictures of the fucking neon sign of something
and she couldn't even notice my ass.
So you know when I ask. Her Oh, do I look.
Fat in this or do how does this look on me or.
Does this color look all right? I know going forward for the
rest of my life that that bitch is just full of shit and.
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She's not even really looking orpaying attention because that
would have noticed my ass hang. I would have noticed her ass.
I mean I stare at her but I'm taller than her.
Obviously I can look down upon her but but she should be able
to see from her Midget. You know how my ass hanging out
and thank God I had matching panties or whatever fuck I was
wearing no granny panties. Thank God I was not, you know,
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wearing those. She at least I if I'm going to
show my ass, at least I showed it in style or some shit.
You know, when I matched my coordinated for once, you know,
like, I mean, there's a there's a positive out of that negative,
but I mean, I was just literallybeyond embarrassed of my action
or her actions. I'm blaming it all on her.
Yeah. I mean I'm wondering too how I
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went that long distance and didn't.
Feel a breeze? Touching my ass, either I don't
even know how I went and I didn't even feel like a wind or
the air conditioning or why I didn't, you know, touch my ass
once in a while or slap my ass, you know, or you know, just make
sure my ass was there. Or if I drop my ass, just to
double check to make sure my asswas still on me, attached to my
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body. Usually US ladies, when we wear,
you know, one of those cute little sun dresses or something,
we, we do this like hand thing where we swiftly smooth our,
smooth our ruffles out or smoothour, you know, smooth it out,
smooth it out. We would just rub our hands
down. We'd make sure that our shit's
not tucked into our ass, you know, behind us.
And I for some reason didn't do that, that body check.
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I don't know why. I was probably distracted by
many and some sort of like raging conversation that we had
that I didn't notice or pay attention to.
You know, the usual female gesture that you're supposed to
do to yourself before, you know,you got to check yourself before
you wreck yourself. Well, I was late.
That works out here because I wrecked myself.
So yeah, I'm still like perturbed over the fact that all
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these people and I. Do I have feeling in my ass?
Did I lose ass sensations? Do I not have any any sort of
feeling in my ass? And then I just started like
slapping my ass and like baby I.Just need to start.
Slapping it and maybe wake it upa little bit.
Maybe it's just a little like not maybe it's a little sleepy.
Maybe my ass is sleepy and it's not feeling the.
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Cold. Air conditioning from the Hard
Rock Casinos, negative tundra degrees inside there on my ass,
you know, no goosebumps, no nothing.
And I went that whole distance just like nothing, you know, the
whole distance from the car downthere.
Like. Like I like I do this every day
like I'm in tuck in my shit to my panties ass bearing type of
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bitch. And this is just something that
we do. But no it's not something we do.
And I can only imagine if I was walking behind me with my ass
tucked into my panties and I would be on my phone recording
that bitch live on every freaking platform possible.
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Like Oh my gosh, thank God this is not me in front of me, but
this is some funny shit. This bitch is walking with her
bestie and she's not the bestiesnot even telling her that her
shit stuck into her ass and she's still walking this long
strut and not even paying attention that her ass is
clearly hanging out of her matching panties.
For real. I mean, that would have been a
scene that would have been a viral scene for sure.
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I definitely. But that I mean, those type of
situations that those I don't even want to say rare.
It's not even rare. It's unique.
Those unique situations happen to me quite often and they cause
a lot of PTSD. Yes, they do.
I don't really try to express myself in those departments that
often because bringing up the memories, you know, just kind of
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bring back the feelings of I'm going to fucking kill Jessica
when I get my hands on your little Midget ass, you know, so
little people. Sorry, little people.
Yeah, so the rest of the night Iwas just, I wanted to get.
The fuck out of that area. We still ended up eating there
at the restaurant and it was a non-stop check my ass, you know,
type of night. Every two seconds it was check
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my ass is my ass tucked in. And you know, I I don't, I think
I burned that that sun dress. I don't think I ever wore it
again, and I don't think I ever will.
I don't remember. I do remember which one was,
yeah, that thing's gone. But I haven't done that since,
though. I mean, a lot of times in life
you have to learn things the hard way.
And that was definitely a life experience that I learned the
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hard way to make sure that I always check my ass no matter
when I am walking and do it morethan once.
Check it twice. Check it three times, Just make
sure. Your ass is there.
Tap that. Ass beat that ass, slap that
ass, you know, just make sure your ass is there and it's
functioning and it's can feel air conditioning.
I mean, I don't, I don't even know what when.
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I mean if I got out of. The car like that, the ass.
You know, exposure may have evenstarted prior to the Hard Rock.
It could have been even in the gas station.
I don't recall when I used the restroom or when I was.
When I got dressed. Maybe it started from when I put
the damn dress on and I maybe Jessica was rushing me like she
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always says, and maybe I just didn't even fucking care to look
because the little bitch, you know, always is like Mama.
She gives me anxiety. Literally she gives me anxiety.
She's one of these. She's like a Oompa Loompa, a
skinny one. Like super skinny Oompa Loompa,
a cute one. Cute skinny Oompa Loompa female
female Oompa loompa cute one. And she's just like, not really,
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you know, she has this. Ability to just get this anxiety
in me but I guess I do it to hertoo.
I just didn't even notice what anxiety was until.
I all of a sudden. Felt it from her.
I was like, Oh my gosh, this is that feeling Like I think I
need, I think I need the Xanax after all.
I'm giving one of those things. Let me try one.
I think I'm feeling the anxiety thing now that everybody talks
about like I'm feeling it. Jessica is bringing it on to me
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like this bitch. She's giving it to me.
She's trying to make. Me feel torture like she feels
so that. I have to feel the same torture
that she feels. Yeah.
That's when, you know, it's the best friend.
Not to mention, you know, she's my ex husband's ex-girlfriend.
You know, that's always like a good storyteller that I tell
it's it's a Jerry Springer type of connection.
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Not really. We just happened to bond with
each other because we're cool like that and we just decided
that we are better friends than we are dealing with the our
common denominator that introduced us to each other.
And hey, so that's one thing I thank him for is that dating her
so that we her and I got to meet.
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So even though we have this verydysfunct, highly dysfunctional
friendship, but like, you know, she's like a sister to me, but
she's just. Short, but don't trust.
Her you know, to give you any good advice on your wardrobe,
because I wouldn't at all that that is just I would say out of
wardrobe malfunctions. That one is is pretty big on my
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list just because it's more fresh too.
And that one did leave a scar onme.
I wouldn't mind it if my ass washanging out just for the walk
from the car to the elevator. That wouldn't have been bad.
And it's like, and that's another thing too.
There was. We were on the rooftop.
Right. The car was not like we valet
Parker or anything. We walked, you know, good
distance on the roof. There was wind and shit up
there, you know, all that good stuff, and I still didn't feel a
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breeze. Come through my ass.
That's what I don't get get. I must have been just in a whole
other world. Maybe I was drunk.
Like, I don't know. I don't remember, but yeah, I
don't remember. I probably was.
So that's probably what it was and I just can't get over the
fact that I I. Got over the fact of other.
People not pointing out my ass hanging out, I got over that.
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Because. I it boils down to me in my like
sensory in my body, like what's going on?
Am I aging? Am I getting to a point where I
lose sensation of feeling in my ass?
Like what happens if I sit down and on a toilet or something?
I don't feel my ass and I. Just piss all over the place.
What's? Going on you got all this shit's
running through my head now. Like Oh my gosh, you like to go
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see an ass doctor. Does the ass doctor have to give
me some like ass sensories or doI have to get slapped in the ass
by the ass doctor? Like what's going to happen with
ass doctors Says I have an ass problem.
Do I have to get like an ass pill from the ass?
You know, like, who knows if I'man ass tonight, You know, all
this stuff start going in my head.
What did I do about it? Nothing, just bitched.
I'm just bitching about it. Sometimes when you just bitch
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about it, AK-8 venting, it makesyou feel better about yourself
and your life. Yeah.
I don't want any. I don't want any like, you know,
feel bad stuff from you guys. Don't I don't don't go there.
Don't. I don't need it.
I'm strong, bitch. I'm independent.
I'm I can get through this. I don't need anybody's support.
I'm I'm strong, I'm good enough,I'm smart enough and doggarn it,
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people like me. I can get through this myself,
bitch. Yeah, it's not.
I don't need any moral. Support.
I'm good, thank you. It's just one of those.
Rhetorical stories that you justwanted to.
To tell the world. You know, because your dignity
is already gone. So when your dignity is already
gone, you just don't give a fuck.
So I mean, I still have some dignity, but I don't know where
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it is. I lost it and it's some
somewhere. I mean, I'll find it one day.
I don't really give a shit to look for it right now because I
don't really need it. I mean, once in I don't know
when I'll need it. Actually, I told Joe.
Who am I going to do? Who do I need to impress?
Besides myself, that's what I learned a long time ago when Lil
Wayne said, you know, I'll keep it real brother, is what he
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said. And you know, he said some other
things too, obviously. I just remember Lil Wayne being
an inspiration to me in my, in my late 20s around there.
Rap music was definitely a part of my, my growth.
And you know, I, I got a little thug in me, definitely got my,
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my ghetto pass. Expired.
I got to get it renewed and you know.
It's it's processed process to get that.
You know, so it's I think I'm ona waiting list now.
I waited too long. And it's kind of like if you get
the food stamps or the EBT thing, when you get on that
program and you and they give you the food stamp, you're like,
Oh my gosh, like I can go get organic bananas.
I can do this. And you know, name brand this
bitch, name brand that bitch. And then all of a sudden, you
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know, you enjoying that that program and everything is like
so good food is like everything to you.
You know, grocery shopping is like a thing, You know, it's
like going to the movies or. Something, but it's like going.
Shopping at the mall, it's like,Oh my God, put it in the
cartbage. Mom, mom, can I get this ass
headache? Put in a quick, get two of them.
You know it's like. Whoa, this is like heaven, You
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know, it's this is a treat. From heaven or actually the
government, you know, and then then they send you a letter in
the mail and you're like, I don't need that letter.
I'm happy with what they gave me.
I'm good, good, good. And then another letter comes.
You forget that too, like. They're too nice.
They're sending me all these like, welcome to the club cards,
you know, And then you just sit down one day and you're like,
I'm going to go grocery shoppingagain.
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So you go to like Sam's Club this time.
Go to Sam's Club. You got the card all packed up,
You know, you got like steak, filet, mignon, lobster.
You got 2000 things with like. K Cups.
You know, like the big box like this big has like don't Dunkin'
Donuts industrial size, you know, K cups quantity.
You've got fruits in there. You've got you went through and
did all the samples. You know all that.
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You got a whole cart of shit. You're going to use on your EBT
card, you get up. To the register.
Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, Scan, scan.
OK. Your total is $218.47.
Cents. You go to put in your little
card and it says decline. Or it says whatever it says
like. Decline no money in their
bitch.com and you're just like looking at the card and then you
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look at the register, look at the you know the card swiper and
you're like man, is this thing working is.
Is are you guys? Having like computer issues here
today. No bitch, we didn't have any
issues at all today. You're the first one and then
you're like, I don't know what's, I don't know what could
be. Could you can you scan it again?
And then she scans it again and you know the line behind you is
starting to pile up and people are like looking at you and you
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feel their eyeballs looking at you and then you're.
Just feel this. This left side of your body is
get turning red of embarrassment.
The right side is like what the fuck do we do?
What the fuck do we do? You know, we are in a situation
of public embarrassment of like fucking EBT and finances right
now. So then you know, you've got ice
cream and shit in there. You got a kid that's going to
cry if you don't have his food. So you're like.
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What the fuck do I do? I got money in the bank but I
didn't want to spend it all on this shit.
I. Wanted to spend.
Something else? And if I.
Spend it all on this shit, then you know, then I'm going to be
out. My other thing that I wanted.
To do So, what the fuck do I? Do and you have literally like
12 seconds to make this decisionabout what you're going to do
with this fucking financial embarrassment.
So basically you I think three times you question the cashier
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for the third time you're like, OK, so can you try typing it in?
Can you can you just try typing in it?
She types it in and then you allof a sudden get on your phone.
You do the phone thing where I'm, I'm going to call.
I'm, you know, let me just call.Can you just put my order to the
side right here? I'll just step out to the side.
Then the bitch has. To, you know, supervisor needed
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on aisle for, for your supervisor.
I need a supervisor or an aisle for, you know, then you're like
super embarrassed because now the tension of the whole fucking
store is on your fucking self and your aisle and your food and
your kid and all this shit and your situation.
Then the line behind you is likeJabang all the way back.
And now you've got a whole SWAT team of people back there that
are all up in your business wondering why the line isn't
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moving because yo ass didn't check your mail properly and
read the instructions from the EBT people and redo your
application that was due for thewhatever program you were on and
they discontinued your application.
Therefore you have 0 money in the EBT account and now.
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You're faced with two. $117.00 of embarrassment, financial
situation at Sam's Club and you have to spend the money because
you can't walk away there with leaving your dignity on the
table. I mean, you could.
I mean, in the perfect world, ifwe didn't.
Care what others thought. And we didn't care about our
dignity and our pride and our ego.
And all that stuff we would havejust like.
Said fuck it, I don't need that flaming on.
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Are those organic bananas right now?
Or that French cream. Soup, suck, whatever.
Ice. Cream.
Silky. Gorgeous looking pie straight
from my lips down to my hips. We don't need any of that and we
would just walk out with our badself and go to the next stop of
getting our nails and our hair done with that money and carry
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on their bad self, right? No, but it doesn't happen that
way. We have to.
Prove to the world that it's OK even though EBT was supposed to
pay for this. This group here, I got it.
I got it. Don't worry, don't worry, people
online. I'll, I'll get it going.
I got it. And then you would reluctantly
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reach into your purse or go to your iPhone and scan it for your
Apple Pay. And it's like wait, wait, please
bring your phone closer to the. Scanner and you're like no, and
you put it there and it's like and the worst part is when your
fucking Apple Pay declines trust.
I've had this happen. He does.
When I first started doing ApplePay, I couldn't figure out.
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I got anxiety from that too. I'm a technology savvy chick,
right? I'm all about it.
I'm smart, bitch. You know, like, move over,
Einstein, all that good stuff. You know that Einstein never
even took the actual IQ test andhe's got 160.
Like how the fuck did he get 160when he didn't even take the
goddamn fucking test? So why are we always comparing
everybody to Einstein? Einstein didn't even take the
fucking test. Anyway, back to what I was
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saying. So I think I flatlined almost.
Yeah. So I think I did.
I hate when a flat line, man, I knew I was going to too.
I usually write things down. But yeah, so I think I'll just
pick up where I think I left offat.
Oh my God, I thought. This flat line was over with in
my life. But no, that's what happens when
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I get too fast and I get excited, you know, it starts
going. So anxiety, I know I was talking
about anxiety. Get back, Daddy, Get it back.
Get it back. Get back.
So yeah. I think, I don't know, something
with Sam's Club anxiety. See what happens?
This is ADHD right here, people.This is pure ADHD and you're
witnessing it. So yeah, I go back in and I, I
think I was talking about the EBG.
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This is so bad. Oh my God.
OK, whatever. We'll just start Clean slate.
Let's clean. Slate this bitch out.
Please slate this bitch out. I want to.
Talk about besides the Sam's Club embarrassment.
Yeah, there's been other times since.
I'm getting it back. I'm getting it back.
OK, OK, get in there. OK, so when you your Apple Pay
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technology savvy chick bitch told you run into that, I got it
back. So yeah, I'm all about
technology. I'm, you know, website.
I can design my I'm designing 5 fucking websites right now as we
speak. Talk about low down.
And so beyond that, I'm all about AI's.
I'm all about Brad's over there listening everything.
Hi Brad. Are you going to say hi?
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Brad? He's been shot.
So I got anxiety using Apple Pay.
I don't know what it is. It's like I didn't want to
convert yet. I didn't want to let go to that
world. I wasn't ready to do it.
I was ready, but I just. Didn't want to marry.
I didn't want to. Deal with the apple.
Pay thing, I didn't want to, I wanted to still bring my person,
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bring my wallet, bring, you know, I don't really use a
wallet. I just throw shit in, you know,
a bag. But I wanted to still use my
plastic card. I didn't even want to be the
bitch that taps the card on the thing and do the little tap
thing. I don't, I like to.
Stick it in. That's what she said.
And he said, I like to stick it in the card reader and I like it
to tell me, OK, please enter your PIN and then would you like
cash back? I like to have all those buttons
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and those options. This Apple Pay thing is just
like, I feel like I'm not even paying.
I feel like I'm just going up there and.
That's it. That's.
It and then when it declines andyou have to and I didn't know
that, you know, you could have all your banks in there, all
your cards stored in there and you have to set your default
card as the the card that it automatically goes through like
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going through. The the drive through at
McDonald's was total. Anxiety for me, because I
anticipated anxiety too, becauseI knew that I had to use my
Apple Pay at certain times because maybe I left my stupid
bag at home or something. And so I was forced to use the
technology little by little. And so when I went up there and
it would decline, I actually just had to space it to the
millennials that were taking my order with the long fucking
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nails. Like, listen, bitch, I don't
know how to use this fucking Apple Pay yet.
You know, can you just help me out?
I know I've got money on this one card in here, but it's not.
It's bouncing to this other. Card.
How do you get it to go to the card that?
Has money on it and not go to the card that doesn't have money
in it. She's like, oh you just like
that. She just set up the blah blah
and I have no idea what she said.
It sounded Chinese to me at the time and I just let her do it
and I just got my food and got the.
Fuck out of it there, right? So this is this is continuously
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kept happening and keeps happening.
So I had to just get over the embarrassment.
I already knew what the anxiety started going away.
Because I already knew what was going to happen.
It was going to decline and I was going to have to tell
people, look, I don't know how to use Apple.
Pay, you know, this is this. I'm not, you know, can you help
me out? My usual spiel, you know, that's
I've used it so many times. I used it so many times to a
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point where I was sick of using that spiel and I was like
Debbie. Stop.
You need to learn how to use this fucking Apple Pay now.
So I decided to learn how to change my default card to the
one that has money on it and avoid getting avoid getting
declined. And that was it.
And guess what it was? All I had.
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To do is take my finger and dragit down and that's it and.
Then like, that was it. That was all I had to do.
And I could have done that so many times so long ago, but my
brain just was like, no, we don't want to learn that yet.
We don't want to know how to do that.
We want to pretend we don't livein that world where we know how
to do that yet. We just want to just.
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And I finally am not in that world anymore.
And now I know how to use my Apple Pay.
So there was. An instance Many a few times
where I've tried to do that whole EBT thing and it declined
and I've tried to replace the payment with my Apple Pay and
that declined. So then I look like a double
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declining dumb bitch at the register holding up the line.
And then the embarrassment is onthe left side.
It's boiling. It's boiling on the side.
And then the right side is like,what the fuck, Debbie?
What the fuck are we doing? What?
You don't even know how to use your fucking, you know, Apple
Pay now we got declined. Twice at the register.
So then it's like I'm shaking now.
I'm shaking at this point. I just want to get the fuck out
of there. I'm sweating and I'm starting to
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sweat. You know, I'm like having a like
breakdown and then finally like a card will go through or
something. I'll figure something out.
I have, I'm like that bitch thathas like a stack this big of
cards and maybe one of them or two of them work or I don't even
know what half of them are or ifthey're even mine or I don't
know who the fuck they know whatit is.
So when it finally goes through and it says approved.
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If you're like, like the that breath of air that you take is
so. Meaningful and so deep, that's
what she said. It's so therapeutically
necessary and it just takes overyour whole body, like a whole
like. It's kind of kind of like a big.
Bleach bath like it's. Splashed on your fucking head
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and like hits you and it goes down.
It wipes away all that fucking negative, you know, declining
bullshit and all those stairs from the people behind you and
all the embarrassment that you're feeling and all the sweat
and. All the sweat still there but it
just goes and then you're like OK I'm back to myself bitch.
Give mercy bitch. Sorry.
Peace out bitch. Later they give a bag in my
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shit. Bitch do you need help to your
cart now I'm good. Thanks bitch.
Bye peace. You know, then you just.
Carry on your bad self and forget.
That I ever have. Fucking happened.
Yeah, right. You're supposed to forget that
it never happened, right? So that's part of some things
that happened in my life that I've just learned to accept.
Sometimes you just have to accept, you know, there's going
to be some failures in your life.
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But we learned from the failures, right?
So there's a lot of valuable lessons that I brought up today.
And the most important one is tocheck your mail and actually
check it. You know, maybe actually open
it, read it and and take action.That would be one thing that if
you were to take away anything from this podcast today, it
would be to check your mail and read it and take action upon it.
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Don't assume, never assume things because when you assume
things you assume non factual things.
And then that could cause you tohave ruckus down the road, that
unexpected ruckus down the road that you, you know, what if you
just would have taken 2 seconds and got the factual things of
your day done instead of assuming, you know, assuming is
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like not good people assuming isthe worst thing.
I mean, whenever I hear the wordsomebody say assuming, it's like
saying when somebody goes allegedly, he allegedly robbed
the bank. He, she allegedly murdered that
man. It's the same thing.
I assume you murdered the man. I assume he robbed the bank.
You know, it's allegedly, it's those indecisive words that we
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don't really have any grounding to them.
So you want to have your packs in row, your ducks in row,
quack, quack, all that good stuff.
So, and if anything else, just make sure you just don't have
to, you know, be a friend, be a vagina, and tell your besties
the other vaginas out there whenthey're showing their ass.
And you don't need a skirt tucked in your panties to be
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that person to let them know they're showing their ass
either. There's metaphorically ways that
people show their ass too. And mine was just physically, I
showed my ass. Yeah.
So I mean, if you like to show your ass verbally, that's all
you. I mean, we can't really tell you
to stop that until the damage isdone.
But if you were physically showing your ass, I'll tell you.
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I have no problem. I'll let you know.
And, you know, you just decide from that point what you want to
do with your ass. You know, it's up to you.
It's your ass. You know, tap your own ass.
So thanks for tuning in and makesure you subscribe to the show.
I appreciate everyone who follows and has been following
and will continue to follow and future followers and all the
followers followers. And I'm excited about some new
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collaborations that are happening and have happened and
are in the mix of the happening,especially with the with the
merch department. There is a big breakthrough with
that coming through coming soon that we'll be announcing.
And also I my collaboration withTone the Goat on Mondays,
Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10:00 PM.
We do a podcast together. gotonight.com.
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It's N ite.com too. It's not NIGHT, it's NI.
Actually, you can go to either one, either spelling and it'll
take you to the main website anyway.
But it's been real. It's been real.
Yeah. Let me know.
Leave a message in the comments.You know, after you subscribe,
hit that button. Wink wink.
And let me know if you ever, ever, if you ever showed your
ass metaphorically, physically, mentally, verbally, I'd like to
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hear your ass stories. This is Debbie Diaz reporting
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