The Velvet Hammer Podcast

“Into the Storm: The Air Force Legacy” is an epic anthem that honors the U.S. Air Force’s role in shaping global history. With vivid lyrics capturing iconic moments — from the Doolittle Raid and the Berlin Airlift to Desert Storm and special operations support — the song blends power, precision, and pride. Its message celebrates not just machines and missions, but the airmen whose sacrifice and skill define freedom’s frontline.

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"Wings of the Silent Few” is an adrenaline-charged anthem honoring the United States Air Force Special Warfare community. From the legendary pararescuemen who risk all to save lives, to Tactical Air Control Party operators who rain steel on the enemy, Combat Controllers who open up the fight, Special Recon teams in the shadows, and SERE instructors who break and rebuild the best — this song dives into their world with respect ...

A hilarious, toe-tapping tribute to the United States Navy — anchors aweigh, shenanigans ahoy! Sailors, submariners, and salty dogs — this one’s for you! From sea duty struggles to Marine rivalry and the chaos at home when Dad’s on shore leave, get ready for a Navy anthem that’ll make you laugh and shout, “I need shore leave!”

Because nothing says adventure like saltwater, sarcasm, and sea legs.

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Oh the Navy life...

A hilarious, high-energy salute to the U.S. Army — boots, tanks, choppers, and a whole lot of grunt humor! Tanks roll, grunts run, helos fly, and MPs write you up — it’s just another day in the U.S. Army! This laugh-out-loud anthem honors the Army’s history, rivalry with the Navy, and the chaos that makes soldiers legendary. 

Because no one parties like the Army — from foxholes to football fields!

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I don’t know, ...

From mountain cliffs to video game rifts, David and Jimmy’s bromance is built on legendary rescues, nonstop laughs, and just a few life saves. This one’s for the best friends who always have each other’s backs — on land, underwater, and on Xbox.

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We met on the cliffs of Mount Rushmore,Search-and-rescue boots on, ready for more.Ropes and radios, dive masks tight,Saving strangers in the dead of night.
But somewhere be...

Sand in your boots, drill instructors in your face, and a mission to “hit the beach” — this one’s for every Marine who’s ever sprinted toward chaos with a grin. Oorah! a laugh-out-loud Marine Corps parody song loaded with boot camp humor, jody rhythms, and drill instructor madness. We unpack USMC history, explore why Marines embrace the chaos, and share funny stories from veterans who’ve “hit the beach” (and the wall) more times th...

Why walk… when you can drop a latte from 30,000 feet? The ultimate Air Force vs. Army roast anthem. Brace yourself, Army — the Air Force is here to drop bombs (and punchlines). This song is for every flyboy who knows the only thing tougher than combat… is pronouncing three-syllable words for your Army buddies.

Why walk… when you can drop a latte from 30,000 feet?

The ultimate Air Force vs. Army roast anthem.

Brace ...

Because someone’s gotta win wars… from the recliner. A veteran’s hilarious love letter to the Air Force. We may have jets, tech, and lattes — but trust me, nobody roasts the Air Force like an Airman can. Buckle up, buttercups.

(Verse 1)
We show up to war in pressed OCPs,
Sippin’ oat milk lattes, adjustin’ TVs.
While the Navy’s at sea and the Marines storm the shore,
We’re arguin’ WiFi at the chow hall door.

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“Oops, Sorry Bro - Friendly Fire Blues” is a laugh-out-loud comedy song that captures the chaotic joy of friendly fire in online shooters like Call of Duty and Battlefield. From accidental grenades to questionable tank driving, this anthem celebrates every gamer who’s ever been booted for “accidental” teamkills. Packed with humor, catchy hooks, and relatable lyrics, it’s the perfect soundtrack for gamers who know the struggle of su...

Ever wondered what it’s like to get smoked by a crayon-munching kid in Call of Duty? Check out my new comedy anthem!” From SEAL Team dreams to snacktime screams - this funny song’s for every older gamer out there! Laugh along as you hear the song with Grandpa vs. Gen Z battle in Modern Warfare! Paste, crayons, and chaos included. You think you’re facing Delta Force, but it’s actually a 9-year-old yelling at his mom mid-match. 

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“By Sea and By Land (The MacDonald Saga)” is a sweeping musical tribute to one of Scotland’s greatest clans. Tracing the MacDonalds from their legendary beginnings under Somerled, through their dominance as Lords of the Isles, to their resilience after Glencoe and their global diaspora, the song captures centuries of courage, loyalty, and survival. With echoes of bagpipes, drums, and soaring vocals, this anthem is a celebration of ...

“The Abyss… Look for the Light” is a powerful song inspired by real-life dive rescue missions and a more profound metaphor of human struggle and redemption. We discuss how facing the abyss underwater or in life can lead to profound spiritual awakening and how we become lifelines for others.

Verse 1
In the blackest deep, where no light breaks through,
I feel the pull, the weight, the truth.
The cold wraps tight, the silen...

“Whispers in the Jungle” is an evocative song inspired by David Burnell’s humanitarian mission deep into Burma. It weaves themes of family, calling, sacrifice, and the weight of remembrance into a profound musical journey. With echoes of past wars and present-day missions, the song invites listeners to reflect on what it means to answer a higher call — to walk into risk, to serve strangers, and to trust in a whisper that leads thro...

“Unshaken” is an epic tribute to the life and legacy of a warrior, rescuer, bodyguard, and teacher whose impact has stretched across nations and crises. From combat zones and disaster recovery to training thousands in lifesaving skills, David’s life reflects the unshakable commitment to serve others with heart, strength, and purpose. This song invites listeners to reflect on their own calling to rise, serve, and stand for what matt...

“Gallowglass Celtic Warriors” is a stirring anthem honoring the mighty mercenaries of medieval Ireland. With roots in the Scottish Highlands and Norse bloodlines, these fighters shaped centuries of Irish history. The song blends raw folk elements with cinematic orchestration, capturing the ferocity of battle, the weight of loyalty, and the haunting legacy they left behind.

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From the Highlands they came, giants of stone,...

“Hear Him” is a heartfelt song inspired by scripture, prophetic messages, and personal testimony. Drawing on the example of Saul’s transformation on the road to Damascus and the quiet promptings described in Elijah’s encounter with God, the song invites listeners to reflect on how they can better hear and follow the Savior’s voice today. It emphasizes the importance of stillness, service, love, and obedience in cultivating a spirit...

“The Urban Warfare Center” (2002-2012) is an anthem honoring the soldiers, airmen, police, and federal agents who enter simulated battle to prepare for real-world combat. Built on the powerful legacy of the UWC, this song paints a vivid picture of training under stress, sharpening every sense, and building a brotherhood forged in fire. With driving rhythms, raw lyrics, and a heroic spirit, it celebrates those who run toward the fig...

“Into the Fire” is a powerful tribute to warriors, first responders, and everyday heroes. David Burnell shares his experiences founding the Urban Warfare Center after 9/11, training thousands of soldiers and police to go down range into the fight. We reflect on what drives someone to run toward danger, and how principles, not just tactics, shape the warrior’s spirit.

(Verse 1)
When the towers fell, the world stood still,
You...

“Hug Her Into Heaven” is a profoundly personal ballad that honors the remarkable life and passing of David Burnell’s grandmother, Mary Macdonald Allred. This song captures her strength, fierce independence, unwavering love, and the tender spiritual moment when she passed into the next life after receiving a Priesthood blessing. With vivid imagery and heartfelt lyrics, it reminds us of the beauty of family, faith, and the promise of...