The Weedcap

This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman.

A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.

Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Welcome to the first episode of Chronically Marvelous

A limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU.

We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating mutant genocide and Hugh Jack...

roll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide Shut

Stanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of asthmatic, wheelchair-bound Ste...

this morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes

a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a single vulture’s stomach, and try ...

buckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at.

lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat and monster energy.

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it’s officially twink season so fire up something potent and slip into something artificial—this week we’re getting deep (and we mean deep) into companion. a tale of penetration, power settings, and partners who come fully upgradeable. when josh brings iris to a remote lakehouse for a little group interface, things get hairy fast: bad connections, forced reboots, and one very sticky error message. we’re talking backdoor access, hac...

fire up some scorpion and join us for a mystical, homoerotic trip through the florida keys, where jake gyllenhaal kicks ass, conor mcgregor levitates with rage, and a haunted bar may or may not be a portal to purgatory. we dive deep into roadside nihilism, sweaty violence, and cgi punches that echo through time. is dalton a bouncer, a ghost, or the last ufc fighter to ever feel love?

we don’t know. we’re too high. but we do...

this one is a doozy.

had the best time hanging and talking with our friend @parkerbrowncomedy. parker is legitimately one of the funniest comics to ever walk this earth and if you have the chance to see him locally, do it now before he’s selling out clubs. he’s the reigning magooby’s joke house comedian of the year. to put that into context, past winners include stavros halkias and shane gillis. simply put, it’s an honor to call hi...

the pope is dead and i’m not feeling so great myself

el diablo was conquered but this episode is probably borderline unlistenable, towards the end I couldn’t even finish a sentence. I should’ve had a guest on for lauren to talk to while I ingested because I didn’t take into account how busy my mouth would be taking down all the beers, burgers, and bongers. also I said some things I regret but is a man to be held responsible for ...