The Weedcap

We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling.

Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the...

We start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial. Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told.

Eventually we pit two very different movies head-t...

this week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hack

eventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credits. we talk about the chaotic pro...

the movie this week is promising young woman

we start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.

we talk about:

– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy

– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor

– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defe...

for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999)

this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride.

join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey weinstein in this movie, ...

this week we watched closer (2004).

a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.

we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been ...

Opus (2025)

this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it.

join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes.

if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments ...

This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode.

Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector.

A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) to figure out what a pro...

grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you.

a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.

what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic.

thanks for listen...

Brooke is back by popular demand.

She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times.

We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen.

thanks for listening

we love ya

long live the people’s princess.

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28 inches later

this was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas.

later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way.

i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to bed down women and steal th...

This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman.

A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.

Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Welcome to the first episode of Chronically Marvelous

A limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU.

We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating mutant genocide and Hugh Jack...

roll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide Shut

Stanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of asthmatic, wheelchair-bound Ste...

this morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes

a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a single vulture’s stomach, and try ...

buckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at.

lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat and monster energy.

thi...