The West Virginia Surf Report!
Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
Episodes
In this one I tell you about:
- Being packed in an airplane with Jeff!
- Our traditional upon-arrival lunch
- Pre-hotel check-in frustrations
- Breakfast in restaurants every day!
- Beer in many different venues!
- A crazy excursion on a “party boat!”
- All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- A sizable purchase for your corpulent correspondent
- An announcement about the surfreportpod website
- My mother nearly giving me a heart attack
- Encountering the Great Wall of Toothpaste
- Eavesdropping at the community brewery
- Yet another streaming service
- Maybe, possibly starting to write a new book?
- All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Jimmy
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Toney going behind the lines at the kitty’s house
- Death of a podcasting legend
- Calls from work during my vacation
- The final days of the baseball season
- People are inserting themselves into our vacation
- All this and a great new call from Jeff from Alabama
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- The first Dr. Pepper I ever had
- Scenarios involving the “Pittsburgh toilet”
- A whirlwind 96-hour trip to the Motherland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Snack-run drama
- Multiple people packing heat in a retail setting
- A recent scare with my 1800s toiletries
- The triumphant return of a fast food “favorite”
- All that and fresh new calls from Susan in Maryland, Tony from Cleveland, and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Memories of grade school field trips
- Using AI to help me access the Rolling Stone archive
- In search of real West Virginia hotdog chili
- All this and fresh new calls from Erica in Charlotte and Ian in Scotland (in Florida)
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Here's another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I'm some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link. Cheers!
In this one I tell you about:
- A terrible short-lived kitty scare!
- A revolting phrase I used to hear as a child
- Just ordering my sandwiches as they come
- The writing of my monthly column
- Another crazy scare we encountered this week
- All that and fresh new calls from Patrick, Jeff from Alabama, Stuart from Oz, and Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- How the money comes in and quickly goes out
- A comforting old detective show I’m watching
- Steve is on the case in West Virginia!
- My search for the house we almost bought in 2000
- All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Destroying my belt
- A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation
- Locking in on an aural annoyance
- A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix
- All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link.
In this one I tell you about:
- A sad announcement
- So, people actually use sleeping masks?
- The big Fourth of July weekend
- A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp
- How I can’t hold back the codger anymore
- All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- The weirdly lit Bunker
- My big PTO day o’ errands
- Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
- All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
- An ultra-rare Nancy update
- The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
- Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
- My thoughts on “tribute bands”
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
In this one I tell you about:
- Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
- My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
- The holiday weekend
- All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like. In this one I tell you about (among other things):
- Things to do while visiting America
- The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels
- An unforgivable urinal transgression
- Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions
I hope you enjoy it. ...
In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including:
- My first experience with Airbnb
- A controversial dinner
- Eavesdropping at a brewery
- The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher
- Winging it with no real plan now
- Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room
- All this and a fresh new call from Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh
- A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight
- Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column
- Conversing with AI about beer history
- An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games
- A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and Producer Zipp
I hop...
In this one I tell you about:
- The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing
- A local brewery we visited on the good day
- The results of my dreaded bloodwork
- A follow-up on the yard guy drama
- Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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In this one I tell you about:
- Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia
- Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner
- Researching an assumption about a Beatles song
- Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles
- Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s
- All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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