The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

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June 23, 2026 55 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The weirdly lit Bunker
  • My big PTO day o’ errands
  • Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
  • All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
  • An ultra-rare Nancy update
  • The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
  • Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
  • My thoughts on “tribute bands”
  • All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
  • My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
  • The holiday weekend
  • All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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May 18, 2026 35 mins

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like. In this one I tell you about (among other things):

  • Things to do while visiting America
  • The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels
  • An unforgivable urinal transgression
  • Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions

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In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including:

  • My first experience with Airbnb
  • A controversial dinner
  • Eavesdropping at a brewery
  • The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher
  • Winging it with no real plan now
  • Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room
  • All this and a fresh new call from Jason

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh
  • A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight
  • Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column
  • Conversing with AI about beer history
  • An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games
  • A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles
  • All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and Producer Zipp

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing
  • A local brewery we visited on the good day
  • The results of my dreaded bloodwork
  • A follow-up on the yard guy drama
  • Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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April 13, 2026 49 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia
  • Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner
  • Researching an assumption about a Beatles song
  • Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles
  • Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s
  • All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year
  • Deciding on a burger for lunch
  • I have a nodule on my eye
  • Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico
  • A new show I started watching on Amazon
  • A very strange commercial I keep seeing
  • The Big Coop!
  • All this and new calls from Jason and Ian

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

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March 4, 2026 102 mins

We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast!

In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz
  • A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower
  • The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island
  • The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear
  • Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song
  • The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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February 5, 2026 36 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Silver Bullets in the oven!
  • A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
  • A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
  • An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
  • A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
  • A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
  • All that, and a fresh new call from Jason

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
  • Our pre-storm snack and beer run
  • A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
  • Big news from my hometown
  • All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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January 13, 2026 35 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday
  • My feelings about the Stranger Things finale
  • A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky
  • Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • My and Toney’s misaligned worlds
  • Our reluctant Saturday lunch
  • Renewal time for SiriusXM
  • A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell
  • Christmas at the House of Kay
  • A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years
  • Our top three holidays, ranked

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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December 13, 2025 37 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Chaos created by an Audacity update
  • An Episode 500 request to all listeners
  • A beer mishap that’s ruined my car
  • An annoying way people talk about bands
  • Perusing the best albums of the year lists
  • How the Reds did at the winter meetings
  • An update on my white goatee
  • All that and a new call from our old pal Ian

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Our first snow “event” of the season
  • My birthday festivities
  • A writing project I attempted on my days off
  • A crazy story my brother told me
  • Some new concerns about the postal service
  • An interaction I had with the help desk
  • Another example of “too much Jeff”
  • All that and fresh new calls from Jill in PA, Stewart in Oz, and Jason in Austin

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November 23, 2025 36 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty
  • A possible trip to Canada (in December)
  • Five days off in a row incoming!
  • The work that has been done to surfreportpod
  • Arguing with AI
  • Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel

Thanks for listening!

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