The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about:

• The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring
• Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years
• A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived
• An update on my various Amazon subscriptions
• All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew

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In this one I power through several odds and ends, including:

• An unsatisfactory iced tea experience
• Toney's watermelon guide
• An abandoned places show I'm watching on YouTube
• A possible trip to the Woodstock museum
• Two classic rock bands that have inexplicably grown in stature
• The maddening way people talk these days
• Watching The Blacklist, and how it reminds me of 24
• All this, and some new calls to the hotline from my brother ...

In this one I tell you about:

• Waking up with a zit on my nose
• The current stress I’m enduring
• Getting called for jury duty
• A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
• Another thing I’ve never done in my life
• And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick

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In this one I tell you about:

• Closure on my substantial computer problems
• And now some substantial car problems
• The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
• Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
• Identifying people via throat clearing
• The superpower I wish I had

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In this one I tell you about:

• Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
• An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
• Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
• Another successful Costco run
• The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased

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In this one I tell you about:

• Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole
• The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday
• Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown
• A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers
• All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin

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In this one I tell you about:

• Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
• Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
• The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
• More concert tickets procured
• Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
• All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian

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In this one I tell you about:

• An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
• A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
• What we want after we pass away
• Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
• All this and three new calls to the hotline

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In this one I tell you about:

• My weekly conversation with my parents
• A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
• The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
• An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
• An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978

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In this one I tell you about:

• A concerning text message my dad sent me
• The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
• My latest oil-change adventure
• Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
• Some memories of Reds games I attended
• An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
• A fresh new call from Jason in Austin

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In this one I tell you about:

• Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
• The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
• Additional baseball tickets purchased
• Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
• All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian

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In this one I tell you about:

• The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
• Return of the clothes dryer trouble
• Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
• All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.

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In this one I tell you about:

• The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight
• Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license
• My dreaded eye doctor appointment
• Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands
• Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics
• The return of Reds baseball

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In this one I tell you about:

• My thoughts on the Super Bowl
• The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone
• Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon

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In this one I tell you about:

• Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC
• The younger boy’s Euro Flu
• Attempting a cell phone upgrade
• All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ

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In this one I tell you about:

• My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack
• A perplexing urination mystery
• My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists
• The younger boy in England, so far
• Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years
• Ordering a phone case for my dad
• All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland

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In this one I tell you about:

• How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man
• Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror
• Cutting the cord
• The international database finally let me down
• A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X
• An apology I’m compelled to make
• All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share

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In this one I tell you about:

• The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV
• The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen
• The frustrating lack of baseball news
• The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach

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In this one I tell you about:

• A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories
• Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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