The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

Episodes

June 12, 2024 53 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The adventure of driving Toney's car to the store
  • Yet another visit with my doctor
  • A scary phone call I received
  • Finally seeing John Fogerty in concert

All this and fresh new calls from my brother Tim (about the guy who was urinating beef) and Producer Zipp (about the most tasteless situation comedy of all time).

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Being home alone for the whole weekend
  • Watching Reds games while making wisecracks on Reddit
  • Toney's day in Greenville, SC
  • My brother's unsolicited Top 4 Worst TV Shows Ever
  • A call from Ian in Scotland about the Curse of Oak Island
  • A call from Tim in Dunbar with a hilarious high school story

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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May 26, 2024 40 mins

In this one I tell you about a colonoscopy that had been hanging over my head for two and a half months, after a previous screening came back as "abnormal." I'd never been put to sleep, never had much experience with medical procedures at all, and I'm a giant baby, completely neurotic. Needless to say, I didn't like the fact that there was a medical concern which necessitated an encounter with the cold hard probe, to begin with. B...

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In this one I tell you about:

  • An unforgettable story the older boy told me
  • An outrageous co-worker memory
  • Our ridiculous excursion to Philadelphia to see one of my favorite bands, Wussy

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Some questionable bottled water that was purchased for household use
  • Attending a Primus concert in Wilkes-Barre
  • Taking young kids to inappropriate events
  • A Facebook page with annoyingly predictable comments

All this and fresh new calls from Ron in Florida and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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May 6, 2024 56 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • an icon that’s now missing from my home computer desktop, making me absolutely crazy
  • the dead chipmunk our part-time cat so thoughtfully left us
  • a couple of small things that always bring me joy
  • people calling professional sports teams “we” and wearing another man’s name on their backs
  • all that and FIVE great new calls to the hotline

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my off-the-cuff memories of fifth and sixth grades. Including, but not limited to:

  • Controversial tater tot gluttony
  • Square dancing
  • Arguing with the Giant Ant
  • A stressful meeting with The Towering Inferno
  • The removal of our bathroom door
  • Ol’ Overzealous Ellis
  • The school newspaper
  • Our class trip to Washington DC
  • A phony baloney Stevie Wonder
  • Firing cap guns straight into hotel pillows

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April 9, 2024 43 mins

In this one I tell you about the blowy, cold, and soggy baseball game I attended in Philadelphia last week, my upcoming totally stressful colonoscopy, my possibly-predictable thoughts on the eclipse, and an absolutely infuriating thing that happened to me at Sheetz. All that and fresh new calls to the hotline from Jill, Patrick, and first-time-caller Jason. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about me taking a seat atop the colander, my frenzied race to the curb before the trash truck arrived, a terrifying hour pertaining to our big summer trip, a really good just-released documentary I watched about an unknown comedy genius that I absolutely love, and the show about Nickelodeon being loaded with perverts back in the day. All that and a fresh new hotline call from Ryan in Florida. I hope you enjo...

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March 11, 2024 47 mins

In this one I tell you about the horrible state of my socks, my latest experience with artificial intelligence, some terrible baseball news, a mysterious and baffling phone alarm that was going off every day, and the demise of a legendary record store that meant a great deal to your portly host. All this, and a call from Producer Zipp. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my somewhat disappointing follow-up visit to the doctor, an absurd discovery by our clothes dryer repairman, and some weird-ass hidden channels I found deep in the recesses of SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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February 13, 2024 47 mins

In this one I tell you about my second go-round with Covid, Super Bowl Sunday, ludicrous trouble I'm having with my "work from home" setup, my urgent need to lose weight, an embarrassing self-checkout incident I witnessed, and an infuriating visit to Chipotle. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about my so-called smart watch and the injury it's causing me, watching the Hell's Kitchen finale, and my memories of a ridiculous white water rafting trip I took during a previous life. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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January 24, 2024 42 mins

In this one I tell you about the bitingly cold weather we're enduring, my exciting first day off in 13 days, some maddening comments I saw on Instagram that perfectly illustrate a point I made a couple of episodes ago, and the Oscar Mayer wienermobile buzzing past me on I-81. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the aggressive blooping in our downstairs toilet, a Facebook memory that triggered an extended jag about partisan politics, and the non-stop online cynicism that's making me rethink my love affair with the internet. All this and three great new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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January 8, 2024 40 mins

In this one I tell you about our first snow of the year and the aggravations it’s causing us, the huge ball o’ bird crap at eye-level on my windshield, my recent trip to Cracker Barrel that nearly ended in tragedy, and a great and favorite 1970s cop show that’s finally streaming! All this and a call from Producer Zipp and a “disgusting job” email from Simon. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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January 1, 2024 43 mins

In this one I offer up my thoughts on the Christmas holiday, talk about some things I've heard people say that I can't really shake, and share two great new calls from the hotline. All this and a ton of outlandish semi-related jags! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening.

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In this one I tell you about a sketchy convenience store I frequent, an enjoyable trip to the Allentown Costco, a conversation that was triggered by an Alpo factory we drove past, and one of my least-favorite classic rock songs which everybody else seems to love. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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December 11, 2023 43 mins

In this one I share my thoughts on Ohtani and MacGowan, tell you about a recent encounter at McDonald's, the utter outrageousness of Subway, and a wall of poop I recently walked into. All this and FIVE(!) fresh calls to the hotline from Jill in Pennsylvania, Patrick, Clinton from Indiana, Steve in Texas, and Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about how people just freely use profanity now at all times, kids I knew who just disappeared and are now remembered for one stupid thing, a ludicrous conversation I had with my brother, and a mystery surrounding the windshield wipers on Toney's car. All this and two new calls to the hotline, from Producer Zipp and first-time caller Jill. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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