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January 17, 2022 19 mins

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!

In this episode: Casting Morgan Freeman comes with a catch! An ambitious entrepreneur pitches his bonkers-ass invention to a panel of celebrity investors! Prime Minister Jorris Barnson has an important announcement for the people of the UK! Finally, a solution for those days when your parts just aren’t jammy enough! And a man wakes up to find himself in The Void, face to face with a cabal of eldritch abominations!

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Credits:

All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco

“Fire It Off”
Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Director - Sam Finn Cutler 
Producer - Samantha Stark

“The Gorilla Cage” 
Announcer - Jay Zadeh 
Andrei - Joe Diaco 
Lucy - Andrea Richardson 
Wendy - Erin Suminsby 
Mark - Zach Smejkal 
Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Dawn - Samantha Stark

“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World” 
Announcer: Obie Dean 
Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco

“The Pussy Funnel” 
Dawn - Samantha Stark 
Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson 
Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu 
Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby

“The Great Old Ones” 
Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco 
Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB) 
Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette 
Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby

“Fucking Guy-ris” 
(Parody of “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, written by John Rzeznik) 
Parody lyrics by Joe Diaco 
Jay Zadeh - lead vocals 
Lucas Tabshey - acoustic guitars, bass 
Joe Diaco - electric guitars

Licensed music:

Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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