48: Guessing Famous Video Game Soundtracks

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Episode Transcript

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Ohh man I've had an absolute nightmare of a week.
Ohh really? What?
What's happened? I had to go over to the beast
house. The other day from like beauty,
Like beauty in the. Yeah, that, that couple.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's refrigerator stopped
running. Ohh really?
Ohh, that's not good. But what happened?
Wow. It's sort of sort of started
going into a slow walk and then it just kind of gave up and sat
down, so I had to go over and give it a pep talk to get it

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running again. Oh OK.
Was it what what like depressed or something?
Yeah, it's, it's, he had a pretty rough break up him in the
freezer just completely they split.
Yeah. Sorry, that was a good system.
If you will. And that's.
So sad there is such a beautifulcouple like you know.
Well, and, you know, they, they go together like they live in
the saucepan. Yeah, they've been.

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Together the tea cup in the pot.Yeah, yeah.
You know, and this is the problem with Dayton freezers,
you know, they're cold. Yeah.
They're cold. Beings.
I know they're cold. I did use the greatest magic of.
All. Ohh what's that?
Which is listening. Oh, it's nice.
Just just let him talk. Beautiful.
And, and, you know, I think that's the greatest magic that
you can have. And I just like to thank the
listeners for listening to the. Wizard's Tower?

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Absolutely. Yeah.
So let's continue listening to the Wizard's Tower pod.
Oh, OK, and and listen and listen as we talk.
As we talk, yeah, so, so sharp, so welcome to the Wizard's
Tower. The Wizard's.

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Tower, you painted your wall. I did paint my wall.
Yeah, it's yellow. For the listeners out there,
yellow is this colour that's sort of I.
Think they know what yellow is like They they just need to
know. OK.
Oh. Yeah, well, the wall is yellow
for those that know what yellow is.
Yeah. But yeah, that was that was a a
mission in itself. Actually, there's more of a
mission than getting that refrigerator running again,

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Eric. So it looks good, though it
looks really well. I was hoping to get 2 layers on
it, but I got completely stitched up.
Oh really? The painting place?
Yeah, Bunnings, that is the. Painting place.
The painting place. Everyone's favorite Bunnings
painting place. Bunnings.
I like went there and I had, youknow, I was sitting there
delegating like trying to figureout deliberating, not

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delegating. Delegating and you're telling
them what to do. Yeah, I was like, tell me what
I'm that's what they gave you. Fucking shit back just this one
coming in to like run the shows delegating.
Well, I was deliberating. I was deliberating between
burgundy or something a bit brighter, yeah.
And then I. Think you made the right choice?
Yeah, yeah. Emma was like, I think you

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should do something brighter. Yeah.
And I ended up landing on dandelion yellow in the Dulux
range. Ohh.
Dulux, I think that's is that the brand Dulop?
Dulop Dulux. And yeah, so I I ended up
getting this paint, but it was just a nightmare because I go up
to the the front counter and I asked the the man for the paint.

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Yep, as you know. And good, good stuff.
And he goes, yeah, as I know, I was like, I want to paint.
And he's like, what colour? And I was like, who's didn't
think that for? Fuck, don't want to cave paint.
I want to paint his paint. And and I was like, oh, I want,
you know, I want dandelion yellow.
And he's like, oh, yeah, cool. How big is the space?
I was like, it's like a 2 by 3M wall.
And he's like, oh, OK, you probably probably only need a

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leader. And then the old, this old man,
old wise man, old wise man with the shadows, with the beard,
comes up next time he goes. You need more than that.
You need more than. That yeah, you'll be like, you
need more than a leader to coverthat ball.
And this young guy's like, no, you don't.
You only need a leader and he's like definitely 2 by 3M wall,

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definitely need more than a litre if you want more than one
coat. Yeah, it was like that.
And I was. Just up.
Oh man, I. Was like, I was like, well, I
don't know anything about paint.So you guys just discuss and
I'll come back and I'll pick up the paint once you guys figure
out what what. I need you delegate it if you.
Will I delegate it? Yeah.
And it all comes back around and, and so I, I left and I

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grabbed a few other supplies like rollers and such and paint
brushes and whatnot. And I come back and I see
they've decided on one litre of paint.
And well, I go home, paint the wall, mask everything off, start
painting, get through the first layer of paint.
The wall is painted. I look down at the tub.
What's this quarter of the fucking thing left?

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The quarter of the the. Paint is half, Yeah, I'm No2
layers. I'm no expert, but quarter ain't
gonna get your toe. Yeah.
And I was like, so I like tried a second layer and kind of got
about, you know, halfway throughthe wall, quarter of the way
through the wall and ran out. And as it turns out, the old man
was right. Who would have thought the old

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man that is probably a retired painter of like 40 years and
just does Bunnings on the weekends for something to do
knew how much paint I needed andnot the young guy that has
probably only ever. Worked at Bunny.
Wise man, yeah. Wise old man always go with the
wise old man. Always.
Always. And anyone with a beard, really.
That guy didn't. The young guy did not have a

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single hand. Yeah, yeah.
You know what? How's he meant?
To know how's he meant to know? Yeah, I think it there's like
some mathematics to it because Ihad to go back to get more
paint, obviously. And some young guy was doing the
math. He's like 01 litre, can do 8
meters of wall. Oh, OK.
Square footage or something. One litre you can do 8 meters.
I guess that makes sense. Yeah, but if you do the math, 2

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* 3 if you length times width toget the area of a of a.
Of a You've lost me square, I'm not gonna lie.
That's already 6 meters. Oh square, I was doing
triangles. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah. There you go, times up by two.
Yeah, and then SCR. Bombed ass and the and the
radius of the triangle. So it was already, if that's the
mathematical equation, that's six.
Obviously our leader wasn't enough, so that guy was.

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Anyway, I only just realized that as we were talking on the
broadcast, I was like Oh my God,the mathematical equation.
I should have got 2 litres. Absolutely.
Well you did. It just took you 2 trips.
Yeah, well, I ended up with a litre and a half because I gave
up doing a second layer on there, so I just painted another
wall. I was like, I can't do it.
It you've done a really good job.
Thanks man. You've done it.
It looks really good. And that's why I took you.

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That's why I I brought you around here.
So you could just come back withthe wallets?
Yeah. No, it looks good.
It's like it's very yellow. It's nice.
It's nice. It's warm and welcoming, yeah.
So I was thinking of doing bloodred.
Oh yeah, blood red and black. Black and black Black.
Walls, black walls and red. Roof, you should hire someone to

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a really cool wizard's tower mural in there with both of us
like I died or something in a mural of me with all.
The With all the Adsense that we've made, how much have we
made $80? I think it's about 80 bucks.
Yeah, There you go. Someone here?
Oh bad, that'll probably pay foralmost 1.
Light. Yeah, that'd be yeah, that'd be
cool. I've got another top five list.

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I love top five. Someone comments the other day I
was like, is this the content you guys are doing now?
And I'm like, I guess so we're. Doing top five shows 100,000
views on TikTok. Does take it?
Is it? Yes.
Is it a big yes? All right, so this top five is
top five non horror movie torture scenes.
What? Why?
Because I watched, I watched Casino Royale the other night

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and was like, that's a good, that's a good torture scene.
That's a great torture scene. When you texted that to me, I
was like, sick bastard. What does that have to do with a
wizardy? Wizardy.
I guess torture. Yeah.
Is is is crucial on this list? No, I didn't think of that.
Damn that is good. That would make more sense.

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No, but I was gonna say talking to you is like torture.
You know what I mean? Oh yeah?
Well, that's just. That makes that's.
Rude, but rude. Yeah, okay, okay, well I can see
your logic with that. Definitely not on theme with the
podcast, but I'm very curious toto hear these number one.
Wait, hang on, hang on what? What dictates a top five torture

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scene just like just? Like 1/4 you know that that like
you like that that factor about that I wouldn't have done.
That five out of five, Yeah, like, not like a oh, that's cool
and creative. Like, are we really?
Affording a bit of both. Oh wow, I never even thought
about torturing someone like that.
I'm gonna write that one down. And I have in the top five list.

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Now I know what order to torturepeople in.
Very good point #1 I'm going to do this for the clip.
OK. Top five non horror movie
torture scenes coming in at #1 prisoners, literally everything
they do to Paul Dano. Paul Dano's character, they lock
him in the shower. They, they, you know, they freak

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him out by smashing the, the just having Hugh Jackman in the
same room as you. Hugh Jackman's there.
Yeah, that's my number. Where?
Are my daughters where's? My daughter and he had no idea.
Yeah. Anyway, good movie spoilers so
whoops. The top five torture scenes is
Hugh Jackman screaming at you. Yeah, that's yeah.
Yeah, that's kind of cool. That'll do it.

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That will do it. #2 is the Casino Royale when Bond gets the
knotted rope into it. Because the chair.
Rope and creates A knotted rope with the knotted rope.
That's true. I remember when that movie came
out, I was like, damn, that is the most, that probably is the
most creative torture I could have thought of.
Well, I couldn't have thought ofbut the most creative torture

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I've seen. It's pretty brutal.
And yeah, I couldn't imagine he would have anything left.
It'd just be mush. It'd be yeah, it'd be grey mush.
Yeah. Does he get compensation for
that? I mean, he definitely.
James froze his. Sperm.
That's not. That's another thing.
Well, he's probably he's. Probably not fertile.
Yeah, he's probably not allowed to have kids.
But like I'm just thinking like does he get like does MI 6 pay

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for compensation when he gets tortured?
Like gosh, here's a ten $10,000 bonus for getting tortured.
Sorry about that. Is that just?
All part of the baby. I don't know.
Is that just like that's part ofthe jobs of the job?
Yeah, Sorry about the balls, man.
Like Q comes in and goes. I've actually I've actually made
some some adjustments to your nut sack.
And then he like makes like a press.

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Pen. Yeah, he presses Pen.
It gives you a lot of nuts. If you squeeze your left nut, it
becomes an explosive device. What?
Why would I mean? He's got no balls left after the
gas is like give him some new fantastic.
The right testicle if you if youtwisted clockwise.
Get gas, Yeah. Lookout gas comes out.

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Sorry, wrong ball, wrong ball. How do I turn this off?
Yeah, this one releases a high frequency that attracts dogs.
Like why? The left 1 is a radio and he's
like talking into. It it comes out, yeah, sure.
Just an. Antenna comes out, you have to
get There's an antenna in your shaft.

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You're gonna have to get yourself you're gonna have to
get yourself postured up so thatyou can get enough frequency to
use the radio. It's.
Like leaning back using these fucking Dick as an end.
I'm not trying to get the right frequency.
They should make podcast equipment.
More expensive. That's dumb.
That's dumb. OK #3 Reservoir dogs.
The ear cutting sane. Have you seen Reservoir Dogs?

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Yeah, Yeah, please. You looked at me like I went to
film school, OK. Everyone that's been to film
school guarantee though, yeah. Yeah, yeah, when he comes up
his. Ear I'm in a trench coat.
Yes, I've seen every Quentin Tarantino movie.
I have a post from Reservoir Dogs.
Yeah. Yeah, true.
That's a good little scene. Isn't it?
That is good. That's a pretty fucked what
you're. Saying yeah, that obviously that
little dance was. Into the dance.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. He's he's passed away now.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That Quentin Tarantino. No, no, he's still gigging.
He's still sucking. He's still sucking, that's for
sure. He's still.
Yeah, people are kicking him with their feet and.
He's sucking. He still likes it.
Yeah. Yeah.
So. Quin Tarantino, obviously
notorious for for having a foot.Fetish, of course #4 Looper, the

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disappearing body. Do you remember when he's when
he's like torturing in the past and then he's in and he's like
falling down that one's. Crazy in Zion, Yeah.
Like they write in his hand, like, yeah, get back here or
whatever. Like, you know, meet us here,
whatever you have one minute andthen it cuts to the future and
he's got. They got a surgeon doing it, so
he makes sure he survives till that moment.

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Yeah, that was crazy. When he starts running and his
foot foot is. Gone.
And he's like. No, he's gone.
Oh dude, that is. That's a that's a crazy torture
saying. I thought that was a really good
one on the list. Yeah, I don't think that's how
time travel works. Not that it's been proven
anyway, so who's to say, but yeah.
It works in the loop universe. That's how it works like.
So you're saying if they've removed all those body parts, he

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would still be at that point in time in the future?
Yeah. With with no feet, Yeah.
I don't know. Yeah.
It makes no sense. Yeah, I don't know, it seems
like a perfect like wormhole. Situation.
Good torture scene though. Kind of cool Korean.
You don't think about it too hard.
It's pretty sick. Time travel in every movie.
If you don't think about it too hard, it's.
Sick. It's good.
Yeah, like if. You don't don't get it up in the

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weeds. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
And then #5 old boy, the Korean,I haven't seen it.
Yeah, it's just the movie. He's just torture.
Oh, like it's bad? No, like it's really good.
That's why I like it. No, there's.
So much just torturous how good it is just.
The whole star of that movie andwhat that main character goes
through and then like his whole life is just torture.

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Yeah, I thought it was a pretty creative way to end the list
with Old Boy. Yeah, OK.
And there's some moments in there that actually are torture.
There's some torture. Moments in it.
So just watch the movie. I don't want to spoil anything
because the whole movie sort of starts off.
I don't know. I don't.
Know how this is going to becomea clip because.
We did rant about a lot. Well I'm just thinking you can't
show torture on Tiktok. Oh I didn't even or mention
torture. So this is kind of like a null

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and void list just for the listeners.
Oh well, enjoy that. Yes, you gotta be like, oh.
My favorite torture. My favorite torture scene.
And then show the clip of James Bond getting his nut sack.
Smashed in and people. Might know just all pixelated
with them they're like. That's a good boy screaming.

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Yeah, yeah, that's kind of the whole thing.
I had a plastic gun. In.
One of my skits very clearly a gun, a plastic gun that is very
clearly a gun, but also very clearly fake.
And and it got, it got taken down.
Yeah, you literally say you say fuck, and then that's it.
It's gone. Damn it, yeah, fuck.

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You can do the next. You can do the next dot.
Yeah, top five. Jelly Bean flavors like really
fun. Teletubbies.
The fifth one might surprise you'cause there's only four.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.Damn it.
That's why yeah. So you gotta start saying so
torture like it's like when theysay UN alive.

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Instead of killed, yeah. When when he was he was tickled.
Tickled. Painful.
Tickle painful tickle an unconsensual tickle.
That's good. There was another word but
torture that doesn't flag. Yeah TikTok owies owie top top
five owies best non horror movieowie scenes #1 top Casino Royale

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getting his balls smashed owie. Top top five I'm trying to think
of another word for like non consensual like because
obviously torture. You don't do that on purpose.
It's. Like forceful, forceful owies,
Yeah, forceful owies, forceful owies.
Top five forceful owies that resulted in the unaliven.

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That's that's everyone's gonna speak now.
Well, you know, it's funny that people draw a lot of comparisons
between the book 1984 and and what's happening now, because
marketing is literally doing what 1984 did new speak where
the government purposefully dumbed down language to so
people couldn't think and and sort of like conceptualized

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thoughts more than they needed to be.
So like rather than something being bad, it's like, rather
than something being really good, like excellent, it's just
good or good. Plus like and if something's
bad, it's like, you know, good minded, like whatever.
Like they would purposefully dumb down language.
So you don't think? People.

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Are into it than what it is, so you can't articulate into it
that next level of. Yeah.
And so. Describing something, and that's
what's. Happening with TikTok with
marketing people like no, you can't say kill or murder, so you
have to say UN alive. Yeah.
And you're dumbing down speech. So that first of all, it it
matches retention for people 'cause people are getting

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Dumber. So you gotta you can't use
complicated words 'cause people don't understand them.
And then they're gonna naturallynot understand them now 'cause
you're not using them. Yeah, Wow.
And. So language, like in the past 10
years over language is shrinkingbecause people aren't using
complicated words or like 3 syllable words, because people
are getting Dumber and because people aren't using those words,

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they're just ceasing to be. We literally say rizz instead of
charisma and then Australia is even worse for it because we our
fucking language is so slang based.
Yeah, we don't. And that's.
A great example, charisma rizz rizz.
It's just being broken down. These Dumber and dumb words.
A lot of people don't even know that's what rizz rizz means from
Yeah, it is great. Eventually people are just going

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to speak in one word. Yeah, like, oh.
Skibbity. Skibbity.
That's it. People also don't know that
Skibbity means Skibbity toilets,which is a type of time.
Skibbadily Stein toilet from obviously invented in 1942 by

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the German. Army, they just.
Say Skibbity, you know, And it'sa sad thing.
Sad, you know. Like it's good battle.
G Man stands for government. Man, man, now it's just G man.
Now it's G man cop. Police cap?
Where did cap come from? Like like lying I.
Actually don't know you're capping.
Yeah, you're you're, you're capping.

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You're what if it's like Shakespeare?
Like you're a Capulet. Oh, you're annoying.
Tabulate. No, because no.
No. That's too.
That's too deep. Definitely not because Gen.
Z made Yeah they weren't and no one, none of them have red.
Shakes. Well, yeah, man, that's well,
that's well, Roman. You're being so cap right now,
man. Still be such a Montague.
Bro, you're Mont Bro. Yeah, so you're Mont Bro now,

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man. You're so cap, man.
I'll be. I'm gonna be Mont with you, man.
That's yeah, being legit, being straight.
I'm getting Mont right now. Legit.
Legit, that's a word. No, it's from legitimate.
Yeah, but. Legit's.
No, legit's a word, isn't it? No, it's a slang of legitimate
Oh, isn't it? I thought legit was just a word.
Oh. My God, see, it's already.

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It's already happening. Oh my God, Skippy.
That's what I'm talking. About legit too.
Legit, my God, I'm not. I'm not being very Sigma right
now. I'm saying sorry.
Oh my God, no cap. Are you capping?
Right now. Legitimate is the the.
Yeah, damn there. You go.
It's just five top five words that used to be bigger words and

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now they're a bit smaller. True.
Oh shit, just really leaned intothese.
Top It's just so sad because youknow, I'm a I'm an English major
guy at heart and I do a lot of reading and it's sad to say
like. All these words are Spearing all
these. Why is this appearing and people
not knowing? All these words dissing, Sure,
they're disappearing. All these words.

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Next segment, next segment, is there a segment?
Have you done a segment? No.
Quizzard for the wizard. This next segment is Quizzard
from The Wizard. The audio listens like why are
they giggling? Jackson just did a very funny
enter frame. You're just gonna have to watch

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both, You're gonna have to listen, and then you have to go
on YouTube and watch. It great point.
Because we don't. We can't upload the video on
Spotify because it's too hard. Being very vulnerable.
There's a though just telling you we made 100 bucks on
YouTube. We can't we.
Can't believe that was too hard.Jack's hit 2 mill Subs.
That's kind of crazy. Oh.
Yeah, that did happen. Yeah, this week on Quizzard for

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the Wizard, I have 5 video game soundtracks and I'm gonna play
you 5 seconds from me soundtrack.
And you've got to guess what, they are alright.
Let's hit you with it. Let's hit you with it.
Number one. That's that's OK Which ones?
You know that, Yeah. That's Call of Duty Modern

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Warfare 2. No, no, Modern Warfare 1, no
Call of Duty. Nah, it's Call of Duty.
It's Black Ops one. That's Call of Duty.
Yeah. Oh, there's fucking 9, Call of
Duty. I'm telling you, it's the same
as the Modern Warfare 2 soundtrack.
I'm telling you right now. There's no shot.
Damn it. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah.
It's so good. No, it's.
Shit, I don't want to play. This game, you got that wrong.

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All right, next one. I don't play this anymore.
I've played that game in my life.
Oh yes, you've, you've played every single game on here.
Do you want to hear it again? Yeah, why does it seem like

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like, I don't know, like Ratchetand Clank or something like that
not. Ratchet and Clank, you'd hear
the next bit. Do you want me to play the next?
Spot It sounds exactly the same as the last five seconds.
You don't know. Dude, I have no idea.

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I have no idea what that is. What?
What could that be? I don't know.
Damn, I think it's fucked. Obvious, but all right.
All right. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, I'll do it for you next
week if it's fucked. Obvious.
OK. Yeah.
Mr. Oh, are you Call of Duty? No, no, it's no.
It's Black Ops. Fuck.
It's Mario Kart way. I haven't played Mario Kart way.

(21:47):
You've never played Mario Kart way?
No, I've. I haven't played Mario Kart way.
Well, I apologise. I thought you had.
See, and this is and this is just this is.
Just never have you never playedMario Mario Kart way and the way
was the most solid you never played Mario Kart way.
OK, I did, but I just, I it's been years.
It's been years. Yeah, I know this next one.

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First of all, banger. That is a banger.
That's another. Call of Duty close.
Fuck you, you're pretty bad. It's not going to lie, I
thought. All of those wait, wait, wait,
wait I'll. Play.
I'll play one more time. I gave him 10 seconds that time.

(22:38):
It's not, is it not Call of Duty?
It's like a war zone or something like that.
It's a it's a it's a shooting game for sure.
OK, promptly play the shooting am on PC.
You just go. Home CS.
So yeah, CS GO. Oh, CS go.
Oh, there you go. See.
And that's and it's just the intelligence.
Is that unmatched? It's that easy.

(22:59):
This next one. Sure.
I mean, fuck that. You're literally pulling out
games and play for 10 years and you're like, yeah, you remember?
Are they like classics though? Yeah, I guess so.
Black Ops one intro. I fucking sing that just around
the house. See I'm I'm usually on discord
with other people not listening to the music though I usually
turn the music off so I can hearthe people speaking.
Yeah, but like, oh, like Xbox, Idon't know, I feel like it's

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always there in the background. Yeah, that's true.
That is true. You know, it's just, it's
something I'm not strong on clearly.
One more, two more, sorry. No, I won't play anymore.
OK. Yeah.
What's the next one? Hit me with it.
It's just wind. Yeah.
This is fucking Kingdom Heart. What is that?
What is that wind? That's it.

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That's all you played for me. What is that?
I'll play, I'll play, I'll play the next 5 seconds.
OK, OK, OK, OK, now I'll play the next 5 seconds.
You'll be kicking yourself. You'll be kicking.
Yourself. OK, OK.

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OK. Yeah, All right.
Well, that's one that I do. Yeah, there you go.
It's. I didn't even know that was
windy at the start of that. When I searched up I just
started dying. Like it's perfectly 5 seconds.
Both of them I just started dying.
I was like Oh my God, I can't wait to play as well.
Definitely. It's definitely Fallout.

(24:24):
It's Skyrim. It's Skyrim.
I do know that one. So now this is a that's a music
I do know. Yeah, Yeah.
Hold on, that was? Good thanks dude and I I got
that without any help. 1st 5 seconds I knew that wind
anywhere. I was like, that's the winds of
Hyrothgar as you're walking up the 1000 steps to see the grey.
Beards. All right.

(24:44):
This next one. Yeah, this one's a good one.
Dude, is that the Sweeky game? That's the sweeky game, bro.
Yeah. Yeah, a game I have played in
the last five. Years, and that music's so good.
Yeah, and I've listened to that for hours on end as I've tried
to get the melon. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh my God, they see that one that was.
Good. I think OK, my OK, my fault on
that. I should have picked single
player games because I feel likemaybe the music is a bit more
iconic to you because yeah, you.But these multiplayer games,
it's hard to lock into the musicbecause, yeah, you'd be on
Discord talking to your party and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, my mistake.
My mistake. Yeah, it is Your.
Yeah, I'm gonna gaslight you into thinking it's your fault I

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didn't get them right. Yeah, that's actually.
I like that Black Ops and CS GO.I will.
Yeah. I was surprised.
Well. See I never played that much
Black Ops. I played zombies on Black Ops.
I never really played the multiplayer because it wasn't as
good as Modern Warfare 2 in my opinion.
A lot of people have different opinions.
That's. Definitely your opinion.
I would agree with that. Early days, but then I started
to play Black Ops more and I think Black Ops one's the best

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multiplayer. Yeah, it is really good.
But my mates and I played, we did a lot of like quick scoping
and stuff, Yeah. And quick scoping was pretty
much written out of the franchise.
So yeah. So I and I was never very good
at shooting games like running, like multiplayer shooting.
So I just didn't enjoy. It yeah.
And sniping was tough on Black Ops for sure.

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Like, a lot harder than what it was on Modern Warfare.
Two yeah. So I I and I was obsessed with
zombies so all I would play are zombies with my mates.
And the Black Ops zombies were so.
Good. Yeah, dude.
Yeah, sorry. No, I didn't.
I didn't play that much. I knew it was a Call of Duty at
least. Yeah, I got I got the right
franchise. You're.
Close. But then CS go is pretty funny
that I didn't get that considering I've played like.

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400 hours of CS GO. I was surprised that you didn't
get CS GO. Yeah, me too.
I looked up the CS. I mean, I did.
Get it? Yeah, eventually.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure, Beast. Battles In this segment, we
gather beasts and we battle them.
There is a, we have a a goblet in front of us which has a bunch

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of beasts and then we draw one out each and we have to debate
who would win. That's pretty much, it's a very
simple concept. Beast battle's kind of in the
name. They're beasts, they battle.
Some of them aren't beasts, someare more men.
Men, folk, manfolk. Manfolk.
Just others at beasts, but yeah,all right, let's would you,
would you want to? Draw the first one.

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This is totally not because we we thought we had enough for a
podcast and it turns out it's only about 20 and.
Everyone's been giving a shit for having short podcast.
We mean, you're being very honest this episode, no?
We keep this tough. Quiet.
We put a lot of effort in this podcast.
I want people to. Think we do all right?
What do you got I? Got Wizard?
Fuck. That's freaking epic.

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That's really good. I got the Kraken.
Oh, a wizard versus Kraken. That'd be a kind of a sick
battle. Yeah, that'd be a really good.
I'd pay for that. I'd watch that for sure.
A wizard versus Kraken. Pay-per-view paper paper watch
through the. Pensive pensive Pay for pencil
pay for pensive. Pay for someone's memories of a

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battle. Wow, that.
'D be kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, that'd be used for
nefarious reasons for. Sure.
I feel like that that'd be used in.
I feel like a pensive in generalwill be using Court A.
Lot Riley Reid sells her pensiveher pensive memories.
OK, I don't know. I was just thinking.
That's why I said it was an effect anyway, OK.
Oh, now I'm the weirdo for thinking that.
Why are you? Caught and like if someone

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murdered and you take their memory out and then you
something. Murdered.
You know, like in Cyberpunk. You'll think they have.
They have. Cyber, OK.
In Cyberpunk 2077. Just go straight to porn,
alright? In Cyberpunk 2077, they have
these things called BJ's and youcan watch them and you're like
live someone's memory. And a lot of them are like
murdering or killing people. And then there's other BDS that

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are like that. Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a
plethora of things. And the magical version of that
is anyway. Yeah, no, I'm with you.
Now, no, I'm the OK, I'm the weirdo.
Yeah, no, I just saw it. I don't know.
Cracken versus Wizard I actuallydon't know.
Yeah, it's the oldest profession.
It's the oldest profession. I'm sorry.
Just justifies it. Justifies you thought.
Yeah. Oh, it's fair.
OK. Cracken versus wizard.

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I don't know, it'd be good to watch them and fuck.
I think they do that in Japan. I love to watch them.
I think there's videos like thatin Japan actually, I think.
I'm a bit buys but I'm swear thewizard's going to beat the
Kraken, I'm thinking. Like, yeah, I mean, a Kraken is
a beast, you know, it's not thatintelligent.
The wizard, Hundreds of years ofstudy.
Study. Spells.

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You know the Kraken swims and eats boats?
Yeah, right. Yeah, Nah, good point, Wizard
Blance. That's a great point.
I. Agree, I think the wizard would
cast like water Walking Jesus versus the Kraken.
Wait, hang on a second. Now we've got a battle on our
hands. That would be sick.
Yeah. Is this before cross or post
cross? What skin are we using?

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He's. Just on the cross the whole
time. Yeah, I think, I think the
wizard would beat the Kraken because, you know, you'd have
like some crazy like spell that would set the water on fire or
something. Like that?
Yeah. And and just cook it.
I think so. And then eat it.
And then eat the sushi. Oh my.
God, it'd be so, so much money. Sushumi.
Next. Next what?

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What other? What's the next prompt?
Let. Me just I don't like seafood.
Sushumi, that's a well on that joke.
Anyway, I don't know, I'm rambling.
Oh, what's the next? One, we've got a giant Ant.
Giant Ant. Oh yeah, that's good for you.
You like? Ants.
I'm, oh, what is it a a giant bug swallow?
Jesus. Oh like get like just pulled

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Jesus. That's crazy.
He can't start it anyway. I did.
Giant Ant versus Jesus. Yeah.
I, well, I feel like the giant Ant would win personally.
I mean, what does Jesus have? He turns water to wine.
He turns walk on water. He.
Turns a piece of wood into a Glock and then shoots it.
Oh remember that time Jesus turned that cross sword into a

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machine gun? That was so cool.
Turns his cross that he's on into an M4 to kill.
Him and then he used the excuse.No, actually, I lost on purpose
to for you to die for your sins.Oh, classic.
Of course you did. Yeah, classic.
Yeah. You know, he always used that
excuse when I would beat him at Magic the Gathering every time
to die. I I do it.
I lost the Magic the Gathering game to die for your sins.

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Sure you did. Sure, you've already done that.
My sins are good bro. Don't you keep dying?
Yeah, just lie. Like don't lie.
No, no. I.
Lost because I for your sins, I swear.
Oh. Yeah, such a cop.
Out giant Ant. What kind of Ant though?
Well, I'm thinking it could justbe something, something simple.
Bull ants, you know, like a lot of ants have, you know, they're

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all the same breed, but a lot ofants actually have like
different ants that get grown for different purposes.
So some ants have like the guardAnt that's like the muscle and
they're way bigger than the restof them, and they're used for
guarding the entrances to the Ant nests.
And so the little worker ants will be a lot smaller and they

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go out and get shit and then there'll be one with just like a
giant fucking head and he's the guard.
Yeah, that's cool. There's actually an Ant out
there that it's head. The guard ants are grown.
And it's a door. Yeah, the.
Head's a door. The head is a.
Door. That's really cool.
Yeah. So I'd imagine it's one of them
that's fighting Jesus. What's your job in family?
My head's a door. Oh door.

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Oh the door. Oh door, oh door.
Imagine knocking. Yeah, hello.
It's fuck, you don't need anyonehome.
I know you're home because you fucking head to the door.
You can't hide from me, so I know you're in there.
You're literally the door. Did you just prick?
The hell go away. You don't have to creep.

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You don't. Yes, dude, what the hell?
Why are you creaking right? Now I don't understand that
giant versus I think giant mightwin.
I don't know how powerful. Jesus.
Is I don't think Jesus has that many powers.
He's just a man. I think he's just a man that
just claims to be son of God. Whoa, whoa, we just lost all
about all of it was. I think he's just a guy.

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That's the whole thing. He's just a mortal man.
Yeah, that can cure blind peopleand walk on water and and turn
water to wine. But then I mean he keeps coming
back, so maybe just the Ant justgets sick.
Of killing. The Ant just keeps killing and
he just keeps coming back. And saying, but Jesus, body was
in one piece. If the Ant ripped him limb from
limb, yeah, yeah, he'd just comeback in.
Excruciating. Day and the ant's gonna be

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obviously you know the fact thatmassive Ant they're gonna be
really strong as the body weightoh that's actually.
True, they're muscles of body ratios.
Insane. Yeah, 20 times their own body
weight. I think you're right.
I think it's gonna be Giant Ant.Yeah, I got the next one, Harpy.
Ah, yes, of course. Queen of the Harpies?
You've seen that Simpsons Nope episode?

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Nope. OK.
Chinese fire dragon. That's what I got.
I got a fire dragon. Whoa, happy best fire dragon.
Oh tough choice, let me see. Think naked lady with wings for
arms that screams. Or a giant fire dragon.
She's naked. That is true.
She's naked though. And the.

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Scream could be pretty deafening.
Yeah, I think. The fire out of the mouth though
could be the difference. It would be the game changer
you. Wouldn't read about it, but
yeah, I think let's go to the living fire.
The pros and cons. Both can fly, so that cancels
each other out. Yeah, OK.

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Screaming. One screams really loud. 1 roars
and one roars that kind of cancel each other out.
Yeah. And the harpy.
The fire dragon breathes fire. Yeah, and then the harpy, it
doesn't. I'm just thinking.
It's it could be anyone's game. One's game.
I think I might give it to the fire breathing dragon, mainly

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because as it's small difference.
Yeah, because it can breathe fire.
What do you think about that look?
I'm just going to have to agree to disagree to get on the next
battle because I don't know it really it could be anyone game
but. She's but he breathes white and
she's naked though. Yes, that makes it worse.
Yeah. Yeah, I think that makes it way

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worse. No protection at all.
I also used to kill those thingsin World of Warcraft at like
level 13. You.
Know so that's a good point though yeah they have got like
crow feet though that might be an.
That's true. Scratch the eyes of.
The flying dragon. Really annoying, yeah?
Yeah, I think as long. As they're not in a pack.

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Yeah, the dragon is like, pull one over, you know, like they
get them together. Not the red ones though.
It's not gonna be too low level.OK, I got Pixie.
I got a Pegasus. Oh, Pixie versus Pegasus.
Oh, see, I feel like the Pixie could like, yeah, like fly into
the ear of the Pegasus and then RIP its brain out from the
inside and come out its eye or something.
I. Think I think a Pixie might even

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be a flyer dragon legit. Yeah, honestly, I think so.
Pixies are so fast I don't thinka Pegasus could handle it.
How the Pegasus even gonna hurt the Pixie?
No, it's just a giant, A horse with wings.
Yeah, again, a lot of these magical creatures are just
something with a little bit of something else.
Yeah. Oh, it's a Griffin.
It's a fucking. That's something with a couple
of. Something pot.
Lion Pot. It's got a snake tail.

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Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Pegasus.
It's just a horse with wings andthat's not very threatening.
No, I mean just put it in a cage.
Yeah, I don't think the only thing that just put it in a
cage, just turn it into glow. Yeah, the only thing a Pegasus
could do is kick, right? But if they ain't gonna hit a
Pixie, kick in. And if the Pixie comes there

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with like sugar lumps, it's over.
The Pegasus would instantly be subsided.
That's a great point, yeah. Subdued, put, put at ease.
And then the Pixie would just slit its throat with its tiny
little knife. Knife.
It'll fly through it's down it'sthroat while it's eating the
thing just cut up in the inside and out the Jesus.
Christ, yeah, explode out. There.

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Oh, God. Oh, just sorry.
Many Pixies and I'll just fly. Yeah, like a hive.
Mine. Yeah.
Let's go to the next one. I got the close cousin of the
Pegasus. A fucking Unicorn.
Unicorn. I got a Unicorn.
Why is this in here? Come on, I got Han Solo.
Oh. The mightiest of beasts.

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Is he a beast? He's a beast of a man, beast of
a. Sure, untamable.
Some would say, say untamable, aman did the Unicorn shoot first
or did that's? A great.
Point solo shoot. Fast.
I think Hanslow would murder this Unicorn in about two.
I wouldn't even think he'd guess.
And his head would go like this.His head.
Would dodge quick. Horn would try and stab it with
a horn and just yeah and lean over a little bit and shoot it

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his. Head would dodge with the worst
CGI. You've ever seen.
After a couple George Lucas changes, I think Han Solo would
win the. Unicorn in the original film was
a real Unicorn and then it was replaced with a CGI horrific
2001 CGI Unicorn years later forno reason.
And it does a music solo and it goes A2 minute music solo of a

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whole song for no reason with some weird 3D like shots in it
where they go really close to the camera like you're like.
The lips are like, yeah. Why he's getting so close to the
camera that. Was dumb.
The. Hell, this isn't even a movie
made for 3D but it's it's like for some reason.
He's ahead of his time. He just signed this as if it was

(38:18):
3D. It's ahead of his time, damn it.
Damn. It damn it.
Damn it. Damn.
Oh, yeah, Someone needed to tellhim to stop.
He's surrounded by too many yes men.
Yeah, that's the problem. Cool.
Do that. Have you seen that clip of him
sitting there after he watched Jar Jar Bing?
So, like, the first time, and hesits there, he just goes.
I think I've gone too far. Really.
He's like, I might have gone toofar with this one.

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It's like we're watching Jar Jar.
Yeah, is. That is that real?
Yeah, yeah, it's in the documentary.
Wow, so he knows that it was probably a man.
Just staring Alpha Phantom Menace and he's just like, yeah,
I think I've gone too far with this one.
And everyone's like, yeah, bro. Yeah, you did.
You did a full CGI. Character that everyone hated.
Yeah, and then and then that actor never worked again.

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Yeah, now you come back and voice Jar Jar in The Clone Wars.
Oh, that's good, yeah. Yeah, 10 years, but he's
struggled. He that boy.
He struggled with like mental because everyone like sent him
death, like fucking this star like that with the kids.
Yeah, send the kid, Yeah. Kid Annie.
So fuck, send George Lucas deaththreats.
Don't send these actors. They just, they're just, you
know what I mean? They're literally doing what was

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scripted to Yeah, people are like, man, I hate that guy.
What the hell? Yeah, why would he do that
'cause he told him to? It's like when people hated on
Joffrey the actor. Yeah, Joffrey.
It's like he's not the character.
People are fucked. He's the actor.
You can, like, take the piss. Like I, I hated you on that
thing. You were so, like, so hateable.
Yeah. It's like the character is
Joffrey was so hateable. That's why he's such a good

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actor. Yeah, he's like, no man.
Yeah. No, it was him that was actually
him. All of those things that Joffrey
did were his inputs. He decided to do that.
Yeah. So.
They just, I didn't even know how he got on set, but he just
wouldn't leave. And just started and we just
started shooting it because he just started killing people.
It was perfect. I just keep filming like this.
He was. Such a Dick.
So he just kept killing. More of that man.

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I heard people hate him and drive him to quit acting after
this if he was an actor. Dumb Yeah, fans.
Man, I want to get death threats.
That's when you know you made it.
That's true. Well, that's all the time we
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